imagine this guy hits your car and instead of exchanging insurance information he is laughing and choking on his own spit

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Жыл бұрын

He's bone is sticking out too and he's still laughing

@katzea.a7880

Жыл бұрын

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 More or less the same as in Tatsuo: The Iron Man

@ExtrnalSorce2

Жыл бұрын

The split second before he collides with your vehicle you catch a glimpse of his face, and all you see is a smiling maniac.

@TheBearWithOrangeFur

Жыл бұрын

He just jumps out, starts running to you picking you up and running off with you while laughing

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Жыл бұрын

@@TheBearWithOrangeFur bringing you to the hospital while running like a psycho(what you don't know is that he actually took you to his home and cloned you first. You are a clone not the original anymore.)

This guy could organize a big baseball event at a fucking stadium but he can't do a "I'm eating a glove" joke without accidentally sitting on the glove cake

@Leto_0

Жыл бұрын

I shouldn't be telling you this, but there's a whole tier of subscriber content you aren't aware of, and fat asses on cakes is a lucrative business... that was no accident my friend

@toxicdemon5426

Жыл бұрын

Truely brilliant, ain't he?

@zephyrhowtogaming1836

Жыл бұрын

🫠

@communistberd1122

Ай бұрын

That's not a cake, that's a real glove, made of egg, leather and sugar

@Zdzichu-2016

28 күн бұрын

​@@communistberd1122leather cakes are the best

love the content jerma! i'm on the jury for your trial, i'll be sure to choose guilty so you get the punishment you deserve.

@9Sadness9

Жыл бұрын

This made me spit my drink lmao

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625

Жыл бұрын

Got you mother fucker am a agent of jerma and now I can show the judge the bias and get the whole case thrown out!

@sydneylink6386

Жыл бұрын

😠 GRRR copypasta!!!!!

@whoisanarnb

Жыл бұрын

lul

@fugyfruit

Жыл бұрын

Sadly there is no prison that can hold him 😢

I love how Jerma bites the Glove Cake and goes 'Ow my thumb!' when the finger he's biting is one of the only 2 fingers that physically cannot be the thumb.

@TheLozfan123

Жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume Jerma has the anatomy of a human

@Linda-

Жыл бұрын

@@TheLozfan123 "Jerma" is something far greater than mere human

@pyrrehraus6571

Жыл бұрын

Jerma has got 5 thumbs that are just different lengths. you can tell because only his species can get Gameritis Warts

@thewheatness

Жыл бұрын

jerma's physiognomy takes the term "all thumbs" to disturbing new heights

@gammakay521

Жыл бұрын

I think he had his hand on backwards that day

14:31 the self-aware bus is honestly one of Jerma’s more disturbing bits

@b1nary_f1nary

Жыл бұрын

Dude I was crying laughing at that but also slightly have chills from how weird it is

@BradTheAmerican

Жыл бұрын

These episodes of Black Mirror get darker and darker

@Hazelnutz3

Жыл бұрын

reminds me of the Stanley parable insanity ending

@lryiss9407

Жыл бұрын

@@Hazelnutz3 The Jerma Parable

@IStillWantThatGasYes

Жыл бұрын

I was dying laughing

Why does Jermas jigsaw have a sense of compassion for his victims. To the point where it feels like he himself sounds afraid of the situation he supposedly put them in.

@oweneastwood2223

Жыл бұрын

The jerma version of jigsaw is truly special and my favorite of his characters

@mongrel_97

Жыл бұрын

i know, im crackin tf up

@ahmadmalaki8364

Жыл бұрын

And let’s not forget the gas incident

@duckonaroll1913

10 ай бұрын

@@ahmadmalaki8364with the deadly gas GAS _gas_ gas *gas* GAS gas

@FloofMother

5 ай бұрын

It’s a better character

Whoever synced that car smashing into that other car to the What's New, Scooby-Doo? theme song deserves a raise

@Crazy56U

Жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@woah0449

Жыл бұрын

​@@Crazy56U bro it's in the first 10 seconds 😭

@SwizzlyBubbles

Жыл бұрын

Editing this stream in particular was great. The musical timing to some of these bits is just (*chef’s kiss*) comedy gold.

@cyrus2395

Жыл бұрын

@@SwizzlyBubbles Absolutely, thanks for having me doubled over and crying in laughter in the first ten seconds

@mtsoccerman

Жыл бұрын

I respect your commitment to proper grammar even if it actually makes it more confusing

My favorite thing about Jerma playing car games is the inevitability of the "SHARP RIGHT, TRIPLE CAUTION, MEDIUM LEFT, YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK THE CAR SAMIR" joke

@lillieampurra

Жыл бұрын

LISTEN TO ME SAMIR

@Kaanfight

Жыл бұрын

YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK THE CAR

@danner253

Жыл бұрын

Watching him continue to accelerate when sliding in the muscle car was just... White girl from Beverly Hills energy lmao

@LordShrimpTyberos

5 ай бұрын

why does it sound like ster

If I had a nickel for every time Jerma ate an article of clothing on stream, I'd have two nickels.

@Nijht

Жыл бұрын

Which isn't a lot; I'm surprised it's only happened twice.

@WhiteKnuckleRide512

Жыл бұрын

That can’t be right.

@theycallmedoorway9913

Жыл бұрын

I hope Jerma eats more clothing so you can finally escape the poverty he forces onto you - it must be so hard to be under the payroll of a PSYCHOPATH.

@Edward-it9cr

Жыл бұрын

honestly, was expecting it to be more

@lockerbuddy2039

Жыл бұрын

You mean two thousand nickels?

I laughed so hard at the Scooby Doo bit that I completely forgot about the sentient bus bit and now all the horrifying memories are flooding back to me

@chuckbatmangaming

Жыл бұрын

I too forgot about the sentient bus and how it then turned into Saw, truly just a constant stream of amazing bits from this stream

I fell asleep to this stream when it happened, and when he looped What's New Scooby Doo it changed my entire dream to something Scooby Doo related, and it felt like I spent an eternity in my own head hearing that song loop through the air like it was being played by God himself. I woke up to him still playing it, and to find my friend was at a Simple Plan concert and posted them playing What's New Scooby Doo to his snapchat, and I felt like I was dissociating.

@vizzy61

Жыл бұрын

wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up

@KoderKat

Жыл бұрын

falling asleep to a jerma stream is never a good idea, I did it once and had a nightmare about peeping the horror

@anyalaASMR

Жыл бұрын

@@KoderKat that wasn’t a dream…

@ferretgazette8355

Жыл бұрын

did you post this on a different edit to the same stream? i'm getting insane deja vu right now i feel like i've read this exact comment before

@JyotiSharma-hu9vo

Жыл бұрын

Jerma claims another victim

Jerma has such a refined, complicated sense of humor! Honestly, I love how he is a nearly 40 year old man who acts like he eats a glove and laughs maniacally while crashing digital cars!

@pellabologna

Жыл бұрын

@Schrunkley evil version cus stand up fucking sucks

@penghuinkirby

Жыл бұрын

@@schrunkleyevilversion2733 situational humor is a lot easier since you have some 'props' to rely on, as opposed to some comedian just talking at you

@NukaKappa

Жыл бұрын

@Schrunkley evil version plus I feel like anything can get funnier if it has unnecessary lore, like the Jerma rumble or Ballfondler

@NukaKappa

Жыл бұрын

In this case he has a history of laughing at horrific car crashes, to the point that it’s a meme

@benjaminphillips698

Жыл бұрын

are you real slimer1!?!?? 😱😱😱

He transferred from the sentient car, the scariest bit of the year, to the mildly inconveniencing Jigsaw, the funniest bit of the year.

The depths of Jerma's inability to drive a simulated vehicle astounds me

@blakebrownlee8182

Жыл бұрын

You’d need to play BeamNG yourself and you’d understand the difficulty too haha

@MatthewPherigo

Жыл бұрын

BeamNG is super difficult to drive, I'm giving this DISGUSTING PSYCHO a pass in the interest of fairness

@thelegalsystem

Жыл бұрын

@@blakebrownlee8182 I have. I also have played Sim racing games before so maybe I was just better prepared

@Rumpelpumpel3

Жыл бұрын

@@blakebrownlee8182 Bro I've played it for quite some time, it really aint that hard if youre not deliberately trying to be stoopid

@hantront

Жыл бұрын

Jerma absolutely plays it up for comedic effect... sometimes

Coming up with the "sentient bus" joke and executing it is probably one of the best examples of what kind of streamer Jerma is.

The way Jerma read “what the hell is he doing” at 2:00 sounded like a grandpa who was shown a TikTok dance for the first time

God bless jerma for taking even one bite of that fondant nightmare for the sake of a bit like 3 people are gonna get

@b1nary_f1nary

Жыл бұрын

I don't know any lore or have any context for the bit but watching a man eat a glove is something I think anyone can enjoy

@thegoozahyt

Жыл бұрын

"fondant nightmare"

@Leto_0

Жыл бұрын

The shoe bit was pretty well known

@disposable_income_andy

9 ай бұрын

no one gets it because it never happened, even if he said something about the three stooges in fortnite he NEVER mentioned a glove. he's just a glutton for punishment who loves gaslighting us into believing he lost and has to do this.

the idea of the scooby van getting absolutely totalled while the only thing you can hear is the scooby gangs theme song is just one of the purest gold bits ever

Jerma is all of the main cast of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia rolled into one

@That_One_Xatu

Жыл бұрын

Including the rats in the basement

@balborosaurus5478

Жыл бұрын

@@That_One_Xatu Especially the rats in the basement.

fun fact currently when this video comes out jerma is flying a plane. his level of comedy is really *taking off*

@prul

Жыл бұрын

He got tired of car crashes and moved on to crashing planes R.I.P. Austin Show :(

@SevenHunnid

Жыл бұрын

Heey on my KZread channel i do food reviews while I’m high gangy

@we-must-live

Жыл бұрын

*shock* an actual funny joke at the top of a jerma video?

@roach9397

Жыл бұрын

He’s currently in a pretty intense blizzard actually. It seems Jerma will be laughing at a real crash pretty soon :,(

@error13_genderexpunged

Жыл бұрын

@@roach9397 yeah, LA blizzards are rough 😭 praying for him 😔

Fun fact: Crash, the 1996 David Cronenberg movie about a couple who get off to car crashes, was an adaptation of Jerma's autobiography.

@neilgoldberg547

Жыл бұрын

James Spader did a really good job portraying Jerma, it was a great casting decision, really put James on the map..

@notsanger

Жыл бұрын

thanks for the info gary

@finalfroggitapproaches6418

Жыл бұрын

Far too much of this comment is true for me to be comfortable.

The Sentient Bus bit, and the Jigsaw joke that follows, was one of the funniest viewing experiences Jerma has ever made.

The fact the he went through the entire stream refusing to stop using exclusively the handbrake while not being able to make simple turns kills me

14:31 There's something chilling about those alternating shots of an empty, moving bus with a distorted, mechanical voice tearfully droning "what am I, what am I" in the background. I can FEEL the fear and confusion of that bus.

rewatching this is crazy because when he streamed this back in may i was sick with covid and had a fever and my bf put jerma on the tv for me and all i can remember is fading in and out of consciousness while jerma crashed the mystery machine and listened to the scooby doo song for what felt like an eternity

@EewXzzz

Жыл бұрын

I choked up reading this i just imagine feeling like hell barely conscious and listening to jerma doing the dumbest stuff, probably felt like a fever dream

im genuinely fucking cryimg at the bit with the guy from saw feeling genuinely sorry for "prematurely" hurting the victim. like he is a ride operator and something injured someone.

@r0zemary

Жыл бұрын

hi gamer! pls report the first reply to this comment by "ndjerma37" for spam

The first Jigsaw bit killed me. I like how Jigsaw's big threat to "Steve" wasn't killing him with GAS, but instead hiding his toe nail clippers and tweezers in house so he can't find them... how diabolical!

I love that Jerma's idea of "breakcore" is the SAW theme sped up with random cartoon voices blasting. That's just 21st century humor because of the mental overload.

I’d like to think all of his food is shaped in some type of clothing article to make him feel better

@couchmaster3773

Жыл бұрын

He's actually wearing a ham sandwich disguised as a tank top for the whole video.

24:26 the campaign trail bit makes me lose my shit every time

Y’know Jerma no one would be making “Jerma Laughs at Car Accidents Part 74 (Remastered)” if you could just control yourself every time a sedan with a family four crashed, killing everyone inside

@r0zemary

Жыл бұрын

holy crap! it's the game grumps playing Majora's Mask !!!

A genuine modern classic Jerma stream, Best of the year for sure

@maryfreegirl2029

Жыл бұрын

name a more iconic duo than him and driving simulators

@PkmnTrainerMario619

Жыл бұрын

@@maryfreegirl2029 me and u

@maryfreegirl2029

Жыл бұрын

@@PkmnTrainerMario619 😳😳😳

@thanks_kojima

Жыл бұрын

mon bazou tho 🤔

@Revacholiere

Жыл бұрын

Not sure why they bothered uploading this to the YT if theyre gonna cut all the music out

Jerma is like the MCU, if you miss a stream you won't understand the reference in the next one. Also what the hell is he doing?

@ehfoiwehfowjedioheoih4829

Жыл бұрын

Jeremy is good tho

@yl5935

Жыл бұрын

He’s flying a plane rn

@tajkoreddeninthearctic194

Жыл бұрын

Who is he talking to?

@Akitsunesceilingfan

Жыл бұрын

How is he alive?

@aro_spectre

Жыл бұрын

performance art

the fact that this man is now behind the wheel of an aircraft worries me to no end

@vizzy61

Жыл бұрын

does airplane have whwlll??

@Ari-8449

Жыл бұрын

Wait what -

@ohmyglob7222

Жыл бұрын

@@Ari-8449 he did a airplane stream

14:21 is one of the best bits he's ever done.

@chuckbatmangaming

Жыл бұрын

Multiple best Jerma bit contenders in this stream

@EmilyWright-sh4mc

Жыл бұрын

who are yoo

25:25 GOD THE "CURE FOR ADHD" MUSIC PLAYING OVER THE CARS CRASHING MADE ME BURST INTO A FIT OF LAUGHTER

"LIFE IS JOY, I LOVE-" ―Jeremiah Jr.

-The sentient bus bit was brilliant- every bus bit was brilliant

@chuckbatmangaming

Жыл бұрын

Every bit in this stream was brilliant

“You guys ARE GONNA laugh. Everyone’s GONNA laugh.” God I was so scared, it felt like if I hadn’t laughed I would have suddenly been killed.

"You can't do anything with this car, it's like a toy in your garage" *Drives it over curbs and inside a large hamster wheel*

You know he'd break down in tears with stomach pain watching that opening.

I wouldn’t be surprised if that was a real glove and he was just pretending it’s a cake so we won’t know about his glove kink

@cyrus2395

Жыл бұрын

Jerma chat member comment

@sirisaac6225

Жыл бұрын

@@cyrus2395What a silly Jerma chat member reply

@ultimateweeabootrash

Жыл бұрын

Jerma is the Glove Guy of Halifax confirmed

@kori6539

Жыл бұрын

least creepy jerma fan

Remember chatters and judges, "If the Glove doesn't fit you must acquit!"

@dimwiddy9808

Жыл бұрын

If the glove doesn't fit, you must eat it

@MrMallard19

Жыл бұрын

High-faluting law rhetoric be damned, I'll always believe he stole all that insulin from the Rhode Island Orphanage for the Chronically Diabetic.

24:50 I love that adorable little "uh oh" as 50 tons of steel comes barreling towards him at 70mph

16:05 In this scene, the director Jeremy uses the camera to add emphasis onto the impact. This man is a master of camera angles!

@DandyDoondin

Жыл бұрын

​@ndjerma33when the impostor is sus!

Underrated moment: jigsaw saying “hold on, freeze, freeze, different idea” and backing up the bus 20:02

Shoutouts to the madlad who saw the police chase with the semi truck and said "put breakcore over this" lmaoo

I hope Jerma didn’t look back, he may find another clue

Every time I get up to the "mystery machine car crash over what's new scooby-doo" bit that goes on for so long, I cannot stop crying from laughter

I find it funny how he’s like “no I haven’t played this before what are you talking about” and his original video on it is where giant enemy spider comes from which I know is still in his head

@iamwisepotato

3 ай бұрын

that was Next Car Game (that later became Wreckfest)

Genuinely so many parts of this video had me cackling, ill be sure to come back to this video in 20-30 years and give an update on how I remember Jerma

I’ve been watching so much Jerma lately that when I came across a car crash on my way from the airport I immediately imagined him hysterically cackling and kicking his feet. Stay safe everyone don’t let this PSYCHO control your thoughts!

Jerma’s Jigsaw is one of the funniest goddamn things ever.

I was disturbed by the sentient bus, unreasonably invested in the bus passenger AI-driver bit, and laughed so hard it hurt at the campaign trail mob, thanks for making me feel emotions Jerma!

Jerma absolutely has more lore than dark souls. Do you know how big of a rabbit hole I had to go down to understand the "Jerma Debt"?

Wow! The passage of time is irreversible!

Jerma should do a stream where he has fans send in footage of car crashes they did in video games and he has to give them all a rating

@azechase6597

Жыл бұрын

Or just irl crashes they got in

What a wholesome streamer, my favorite wholesome moment is when Jerma recreates the existential and horrific plot of SOMA in BeamNG

The Saw impression cracks me every time. GYAS GAS GAGAGA-GAS

DERANGED streamer forces 30,000 people watch him EAT a glove made of HUMAN FLESH while LIVE

They are going to use this video as evidence in Jerma’s trial.

@halluminium

Жыл бұрын

Your honor the bus was sentient I was not in control of the vehicle

Jermas anger at not being able to get over the curb is hilarious

Being on the stream live was an extremely funny experience, watching it late at night.

the scooby doo bit is so simple but it's one of the best bits of 2022

Don't worry, Jerma. I, at least, appreciate the seamless transition at 10:43

14:30 transformer with dementia be like

The editor having to edit out the where in the world is Carmen Santiago themesong while jerma silently and enthusiastically jams out to it is hilarious.

@spartanseventyeight8673

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that's a youtube tool, like one that lets you mute copyrighted audio. Heard a fair few youtube videos get gaps of completely shit quality because of blacked out copyrighted music.

Jerma driving head-on into oncoming traffic: "STOP AVOIDING ME WHAT THE *FUCK* ."

The part where jigsaw explains to his victim that he now has to convince the uber driver to voluntarily take part in his weird trap and drive over 40mph as well was so fucking funny. I've rarely laughed so fucking hard, I was gasping for air for minutes afterwards.

Fast and Furious is the greatest comedy for Jerma.

btw i appreciate the credits in the description for all the songs, that's how it should be all the time 🙏🙏

i love how jerma talks about the glove and chooses Spongebob as the victim who was run over and he stole it from, like the only famous cartoon character who DOESN'T wear giant white gloves.

Scooby dooby doo except they’re not going to solve that mystery of what happened to his remains after the countless car accidents

34:58 I'm so proud of myself that he found my message "there's have to be Jerma penis music" and played it.

35:20 Jerma asks: “What’s my legacy? Do I have one?” March 11, 2023 Jerma wins the Legacy award at the 2023 Streamer Awards

I appreciate you derailing the video just as hard.

Break core completely boosts this psychos tendencies. He becomes extremely dangerous and more unstable then usual.

@brandonbailey6407

Жыл бұрын

Do you know what song that was?

@cornsamuelson395

Жыл бұрын

@@brandonbailey6407 unfortunately I do not

I can't believe he doesn't remember that this is where the "giant enemy spider" joke came from.

Warners Bros owns the Three Stooges, right? That means they could be playable in Multiversus.

The part with the mystery van shaking violently while the Scooby-gang theme was playing was absolute gold

985 versions and the devs still haven't fixed all of the voice synthesizing glitches. At 7:25 the A.I generated streamer even gets stuck in a loop.

26:45 These series of events were so unbelievable, not even kidding I laughed so hard I threw up a little bit onto my carpet

Yo my breakcore song made it into the highlight! Thanks for listening Jerma : )

The moment when his Jigsaw breaks down into laughter on the car crash is quite possibly the epitome of Jerma's Jerma-ness.

The being grossed out by eggs thing is so weird because I swear I just watched him talk about scarfing down eggs

Oh my god just from the intro clip once I heard the Scooby Doo music I got so excited. Seriously one of the best streams Jerma has EVER done, just PACKED with 10/10 amazing bits that make me laugh every single time I see them. For those of you who weren't there for this one, there could've been an entirely separate video just for the Scooby-Doo part of the stream, he was on it for like half an hour and then stopped doing it and then WENT BACK TO IT and it was still funny. There's also a Breaking Bad bit that isn't even in this video, like this stream has HUNDREDS of iconic Jerma clips, it is truly a treasure trove

This is my favorite stream of the year. I couldn't stop laughing

Oh man, this is one of the few Jerma streams I've watched and my god was it a goddamn classic. Tuned in right at the start of the bus bits, which are probably my all time favorites.

Jerma driving rwd with even remotely a bit of power is like witnessing xqc trying to comprehend math, they're literally the same

You should do a hiking stream. Just an hour or two of huffing and clinical commentary.

I haven’t watched any jerma so hearing him say “I’m not eating the whole glove I didn’t eat the whole shoe” is a real confusing thing to hear

Yeah he definitely has played this before and he's just forgotten about it

that ahiahiai (38:27) makes me laugh everytime he does it

After all of that, the song that gets claimed is Ave Maria.

where he thought the tire scratches were screams in the song is way too funny

15:43 this bus is unlike any bus youve ever driven - this bus is full of GAS

Jerma is my father please come back dad

crazy to think that this guy used to be a part of nascar

Jerma's legacy is one of a legend.

34:20 "Why did it go up an octave?" He has never listened to music before