Jerma starts talking: 0:46 Gameplay: 4:06

@teensuicide9103

7 жыл бұрын

You know Jerma is there when you hear "Ehhh!"...

@samgomez9942

3 жыл бұрын

The fact that both of those contain 0, 4, and 6 is more satisfying to me than it should be

@bingobongo693

8 ай бұрын

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@myoak108

6 ай бұрын

Thank god, I was sweating out of my eyebrows rushing to watch a 4 hour vod

choose your fighter: - passaporte - passaportante - passaporntin - passaport - passaportant

The way he pronounced passpartout is absolutely insane

@reynaga5169

9 ай бұрын

He said "passaportante."

No gold. No future. No Santa Claus.

Truly this is a window into Jerma's deranged psyche

"Santa has a hat, right?" Yes Jerma, I believe they're called 'santa hats'

25:26 Jerma: *_draws a rainbow_* _"I need to make something _*_controversial"_* _starts to write _*_"no g-"_*

@Knightshadess

2 жыл бұрын

I swear he does these things on purpose. He brushes the *VERY* edge of controversy, barely avoids it, and never even knew it happened.

@bluedash24

2 жыл бұрын

I HAD THIS EXSCT SAME THOUGHT OH MY GOD

@LeifFrog

2 жыл бұрын

I SWEAR THAT GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK AKJRBEJR

@lavenderlaceration

2 жыл бұрын

The real controversy is the fact that he thought that was a rainbow,,, like,,, no

@fauxnom9384

Жыл бұрын

Based jerma

I love how jerma right off the bat tries to draw something notoriously hard to draw

@confusedjello7292

6 ай бұрын

the cookie monster....?

@Nulldron

2 ай бұрын

@@confusedjello7292 horse

@georgiadurbin3486

9 күн бұрын

@@confusedjello7292 prolly the horse

I actually listen to this all the time when I can’t fall asleep

@cheatlink11

Жыл бұрын

Should try his stardew valley streams

@bradleybaker976

11 ай бұрын

@@cheatlink11or even better, the seaman stream is like taking 30 melatonin

@JacobKinsley

11 ай бұрын

@@bradleybaker976 chocolatier: decadence by design

I know my mind has been poisoned by being an artist because I saw Jerma’s “no gold no future” abstract painting and actually liked it

@birdgirl2235

2 жыл бұрын

bruh what.

@wazzzooo

2 жыл бұрын

haha same here

@samgomez9942

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I thinks we all semi thought that just because we've watched Jerma too much

@percyorsomething2641

Жыл бұрын

dude it made me emotional

@percyorsomething2641

Жыл бұрын

probably cause I was tired but still

The Santa painting really killed me. The fact that Santa was just fucking dead, naked, and flying across the eyes of children made it worse.

I love jerma, he has such a way with.

@skylinesandturnstiles9595

11 ай бұрын

he definitely has a

@JacobKinsley

11 ай бұрын

He's our little

@lamp7746

8 ай бұрын

Especially when

@mr.dirtydan3338

6 ай бұрын

Such

@iTzic21

5 ай бұрын

jerma

43:30 for facecam

"no gold no future" is slowly creeping its way into my vocabulary i can feel it

Jerma doesn't know how rainbows work and I love it

@lavenderlaceration

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he was joking at first 😭😭

@percyorsomething2641

Жыл бұрын

and the paints are in rainbow order 💀

I was pacing and anxious and lost in my thoughts when I hear "of course...OF COURSE we have the dinosaur pastor" and it was so silly and sweet it kicked me back to reality thx jerma A+

@lavenderlaceration

2 жыл бұрын

Have you ever heard of the hit movie velocipastor

@JacobKinsley

11 ай бұрын

@@lavenderlaceration yes and I will never give it the time of day

I feel like I’ve never seen someone draw the colors in a rainbow so out of order

@matteoraccuglia4613

4 ай бұрын

Another proof that jerma is not human but an ai

Jerma legitimately improved as the stream went on

I went through most of this VOD wondering exactly what this game's point was when it seemed like you could so easily game the system by figuring out how complexity and desires work. But it turns out this game's fucking BRILLIANT by having a person end up going down a particular route and then doing a character analysis for their choices. Jerma ending up being a designer for corporate stooges is fucking poetic justice after he spent so long just chasing bigger paychecks.

nothing motivates you to draw like watching jerma draw

Only true Jerma fans closed their eyes or covered the video for the Where's Walter painting

that santa bit was one of the hardest I've laughed at a jerma stream

u know this stream is suprisingly calming and nice to watch during a quite weekend to pass the time and chill out

@Retrotard

7 жыл бұрын

Couldn't have said it better myself.

No gold; no hope; no future.

jerma is a talented artist

@jemperdiller

7 жыл бұрын

A short opinion.

@kal_eb2593

6 жыл бұрын

Denz is a talented swordsman

@observer2379

2 жыл бұрын

Unironically

watching jerma make art is one of life's greatest joys

@frogfrog666

2 жыл бұрын

naked santa painting is definitely up there in my favorite jerma moments

@bluedash24

2 жыл бұрын

@@frogfrog666 God dammit me too and I totally agree

I love this game--I'm an IRL painter and so wish this was the way the art world worked

@Oldaccount_-

7 жыл бұрын

2:35:47

@kinnikuboneman

3 жыл бұрын

Trust me, I've seen legitimately worse in art galleries

@mr.dirtydan3338

6 ай бұрын

Capitalism baby. The profit motive controls all

1:18:33 imagine painting so badly that the same two persons get in over and over again to talk shit about his work, and it's the same phrases too

Randal "The Funeral Vandal" T. Rex. Classic period piece.

25:05 jerma have you ever seen a rainbow?

It does not feel like 3 years since i watched this live! I opened up this game again just to relax and goof around and thought id have jerma playing it in the background, holy shit does time fly.

@iceypino1086

2 жыл бұрын

does it feel like 5 years

@elixa562

2 ай бұрын

Does it feel like 6?

“Jeremy, can I use your amazon prime account?” lul

jerma accidentally makes a horse nft

I genuinely love squares in a field. reminds me of the art i make when i don't take my antidepressants

@infinitegames100

3 жыл бұрын

I wish I could find some that work for me. Only had a bad reaction to one that made me very tired, other than that nothing has had any effect on me.

@kinnikuboneman

3 жыл бұрын

@@infinitegames100 you don't need pills

@infinitegames100

3 жыл бұрын

@@kinnikuboneman What do you suggest for depression then?

@ceecie5776

3 жыл бұрын

@@infinitegames100 “just go outside anD be hAppY 🤪🤪”

@infinitegames100

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceecie5776 why haven’t I thought of that before

as an actual artist, i would like to say that i’d buy and cherish each and everyone of jerma’s paintings, for they are true masterpieces.

@funnylittlecreature

Жыл бұрын

based profile picture

@TTIOTT

Жыл бұрын

As an actual artist 🤓

@JacobKinsley

11 ай бұрын

What separates you from the actual artists and the fake artists?

@mr.dirtydan3338

6 ай бұрын

​@JacobKinsley just a figure of speech bucko

im only 10 minutes in and his attempt at drawing a horse 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Jerma's interpretation of a rainbow is probably the funniest thing I've seen him do

Jerma sold out, following his motto. He got the gold and the future.

32:15 the descent into hell couldn't have possibly been as insane as the journey into absolute madness that started out as "Alaskan morning" EDIT: dear god the naked santa debacle

Too complex for me.

@dogmanjones

7 жыл бұрын

Sad.

I think this might be my new favorite Jerma stream.

What’s ROYGBIV? all I’ve ever heard is BGRVY.

One of the first Jerma streams i watched in its entirety live. I bought the game and still play it

i like this game just cause it gives people the opportunity to draw in a stress-free and fun way and hopefully inspires people to actually pursue art despite it making fun of the starving artist trope (which is a totally real thing and im hurting). like jerma didnt do too bad honestly for someone who doesnt draw much and is also using a mouse. im proud of him!

This stream was nothing *short* of what i expected. 10/10

1:08:45 Dreams of aspirations looks liek sad fried eggs in the sky crying

no gold, no future.

Is it bad that with some shading and recreation almost every painting he makes can become a legitimate piece of art?

@ieverneon616

6 жыл бұрын

Dude. It's already art.

@kinnikuboneman

3 жыл бұрын

Anything can be considered "Legit art"

@itsflyde

3 жыл бұрын

@@kinnikuboneman you're legit art

@kinnikuboneman

3 жыл бұрын

@@itsflyde see

@LayerInfinity

2 жыл бұрын

anything can be considered art lol, if u mean good art tho then yeah a few people have recreated jerma's paintings

A professional artist needs to redraw some of Jerma' art in this video.

@sgtheadcrab3454

6 жыл бұрын

Kleneu66 are you saying he isn't a professional artist?

@kinnikuboneman

3 жыл бұрын

Why? They're already perfect

@sheriffvader6908

10 ай бұрын

Jerma is an artist, that's like having a chef cook another chefs food

Is this a Period youtube video?

@GoatYouhhudawg

7 жыл бұрын

No gold. No future. DOUBLE Period Piece!

This entire stream from the moment after it was created i cannot stop thinking about Shit Coil this is the funniest fuckijg thing i absolutely need that painting

No Gold; No Future has GOT to become the next Jerma meme. I will be very upset if it isn't.

@GoatYouhhudawg

7 жыл бұрын

I hope so, too. No Gold. No future. Also, mICKEY mOUZZE!! has to be in the next Jerma Rumble.

@teensuicide9103

7 жыл бұрын

Dead naked Santa for Jerma Rumble!

@bananabear1564

7 жыл бұрын

randel the funeral vandel t rex!

@kinnikuboneman

3 жыл бұрын

@@LightiningFastNeidhardt good, forcing memes is always a bad idea

1:54:30 “this ones gonna be called global warming. global warming: 2025” literally next year omg guys watch out…

Short man draws art good with passion

the one that was called shit coil looked like a silhouette of Buddha.

as an artist, the beginning of this was so painful, but it was amazing watching his growth

Id buy Toxic Thoughts on the Aqua Front

“Don” bought the Revised USA flag at 3:25:40 .... coincidence? I think not!

i cant believe santas fucking dead!

Passapatante... yeah jerma

upload those paintings somewhere so I can print them and put over my bed

I think you’re the only person to actually beat this game

Imagine Don was the noble he had been trying to impress the whole time with the admiral painting 😂

Randal the Funeral Vandal for Rumble

1:41:03 awhh fuck I forgot to give him arms XD

2:56:46 who are you and what have you done with the mouse

1:06:53 But what do the hairy eggs symbolize?

Jerma himself is basically a starving artist I feel like

Dam boi, that horse is thicc

@bluedash24

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the very same thing

Lmao someone bought the painting that was just the word yeah

3:36 love this

Jerma can't read: The Stream

how does he always manage to draw another horse that he doesn't know how to draw

The Chainsaw Murderer

Jerma sells out 2:56:38

Jerma’s deranged madness is possibly the leading inspiration for HaNL songs.

52:07 amazon movie plots are like this

no gold no hope no universe no santa no coconuts no gold no hope no universe no santa no coconuts no gold no hope no universe no santa no coconuts

compact streamer rapidly devolves

Is this the streamer who painted Starry Night live on stream?

everyone calling his cry for help unoriginal is killing me

Jerma doesn't know what a rainbow looks like BibleThump

NO GOLD NO FUTURE

jerma doesn't even know what a rainbow looks like haHA

How many people actually closed there eyes? I did

Modern art.

@gabtype

7 жыл бұрын

in a nutshell.

@teensuicide9103

7 жыл бұрын

in a nutsack

@taniaberg1680

7 жыл бұрын

welcome to the nutshack

@Zenturio331

7 жыл бұрын

ITS THE NUTSHACK

@JacobKinsley

11 ай бұрын

Modern art if it were better than it is

did not expect a bazzagazza cameo here, but i accept it. 2:57:00

I thought he was gonna write no gays

No Gold = New Meme

FUCKING DON!

The santa painting is one of my favorite bit from jerma ive seen. Just santas naked decomposing corpse being dragged through the sky and kids are looking up and pointing

53:25 would send very odd messages...

1:27:02 i only see jerma as a lunatic after this panel

I don't understand.

Ster’s real name is steven… steve is jermas biggest fan in this game… coincidence??! I THINK NOT 🤯

Tried making cookie monster, ended up with cookie demon

4:40

why are so many jerma fans artists

Is there a with chat version???

1:25:50 SISYPHUS