India Wants To Use Flesh Eating Turtles To Rid The Ganges Of Decomposing Bodies (HBO)
India’s Ganges river is the main source of water for half a billion people. It’s also holy to the country’s almost 1 billion Hindus, who bathe in the river to be cleansed of their sins and believe that if a body is cremated and released into the water at Varanasi it can escape the cycle of reincarnation.
But the river’s cleansing abilities are limited by the fact that the Ganges is one of the world’s most polluted waterways: A billion gallons of raw sewage and industrial waste currently pour into it every day.
The Indian government’s most recent initiative to tackle the pollution problem, Namami Gange, was announced in 2014 and promised $3 billion in funding. So far, it has yielded very few results, and a 2017 investigation concluded that just $205 million had been spent.
Still, the government has launched some pretty outlandish plans, including breeding thousands of flesh-eating turtles to deal with the 200 tons of half-cremated, decomposing bodies that enter the river at Varanasi every year, and commissioning an official pop anthem for the river to rouse patriotic sentiment.
With a growing scandal on its hands, Narendra Modi’s government is scrambling to finish planned Ganges projects before the 2019 general elections. But environmental scientist and campaigner Rakesh Jaiswal said he hasn’t seen any change so far. “The situation is worsening, and in the last 24 years I have seen no improvement at all,” he told VICE News.
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@AlexanderWoolnough1
5 жыл бұрын
@ant Martin in what respect?!
@ketanchipkar2413
5 жыл бұрын
This video seems to be very old. Now its changed drastically by Namami Gange project. Many STP plants are running and sewage water is treated and after that its mixing with river. Anyone can google to see latest video.
@surajshukla5799
5 жыл бұрын
@@ketanchipkar2413 these people don't understand or they don't want to. Having said about the political condition of india , it is hard to get proper insight just by interviewing few guys or so called funded NGO's. Why not plan a visit properly and investigate it deeply along with government records . Mr.Nitin Gadkari , the honourable minister who is looking after the project has done so much. These things are never talked about , which is a reality!
@jamesburress545
5 жыл бұрын
🌚They simply need a filtration system. It's like a human having a Apple watch or a belt. Inventions to help one another. In order to extend the help to other bodies like water we can use technology and resources like coal which can be recycle by buring on a grill for Barbe cue then later return into the Earth safely. Look towards inventor for a solution when it comes to any water crisis. Hook the river up with a good Apple watch Lbvs. Give the rivers belts to catch waste and filter water. Historically waste was uses a way to make homes, fuel for heat, and to fertilized the dirt am I making any since? Collect, regulate, and properly dispose. Unless the place is oppress by war and money debit now the overseer get the last say and not the people unless threaten with jail it even worst death.
@roymarius1634
5 жыл бұрын
Ketan Chipkar Nothing has changed. Namami Gange was a lie, all of the money is going into corrupt bureaucratic pockets. The Indian government and media would rather lie to their people and perpetuate the laughable (And homicidally negligent) myth that the Ganges is “self-purifying”. Nothing could be further from the truth, according to Wikipedia, 1/3 of all deaths in India are attributable to waterborne illnesses annually. 80% of India’s population becomes ill or contracts disease from the Ganges.
With all the toxic waste, the turtles will probably become sentient, and start fighting crime and eating pizza while a rat teaches them martial arts.
@kiwuuspurr1927
3 жыл бұрын
This deserves more clout
@Adrian-ey5xp
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha.
@nirajsingh8830
3 жыл бұрын
Not only turtle, india dolphin, crocodile and many varieties of fish live in that water, its a long river almost 1500 kilometre, some areas r dirty, rest r clean and flood clean it naturally every year.
@kingmurda8228
3 жыл бұрын
Best comment ever lol.
@113uineo
3 жыл бұрын
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
"This river is holy so therefore we treat it like a garbage dump" Great logic
@randomgooglename
5 жыл бұрын
Thurnis Haley they shit in it too lol
@miraamoez8880
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@imaginarygoblin
5 жыл бұрын
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking! Sheesh...
@EdwardSManning
5 жыл бұрын
amazing right? WTF
@yeahh2085
5 жыл бұрын
Don't have to quote it
My mom used to say, "In India, you bathe in the Ganges to get closer to God by shortening your life."
@k.fr.3228
2 ай бұрын
haahahhahahaah
@katiegeorgeripia
Ай бұрын
I can see how it shortens your life 🤢🤮
As an indian the biggest problem with all of the issues in this country is : DELUSION AND IGNORANCE.
@bubblegum7489
6 ай бұрын
@@metalhead6526 yeah American and british accent is real goofy.
@user-nn3xx9on7o
5 ай бұрын
It's your religion. People are brainwashed by countless of gods. This place doesnot have a god. You delusionals.
@BasedTruthSeeker
5 ай бұрын
@@metalhead6526Funny only to the whitetrash uncultured ear 😅
@user-od1bs4yi6m
5 ай бұрын
At least you can take accountability which is a big problem with people who love to victimize themselves they take no action to get rid of bad habits that not only affect them but lives of people around them as well
@user-od1bs4yi6m
5 ай бұрын
I feel sorry for the children who have to suffer from this due to selfishness pride and arrogance. People have got to learn how to tend to their own well being and their families as well instead of trying to keep up with their neighbors or looking over their neighbors fence to control things they have no true power to control. Cleanliness is next to Godly. When you have a clean space for some reason your mind becomes more free.
"If you drink the water, then it will help in improvement of your health." This guy lost all his brain cells from drinking the water.
@urbangarden5663
4 жыл бұрын
Yes he probably drank too much holy gang water... he needs to go and drink more close to sewage pipe...
@proudmuslimah9479
4 жыл бұрын
That guy was professor, would you believe it.
@MrsPikaPikachu
4 жыл бұрын
@Urban Garden, fresh and untouched 🙂
@tko2218
3 жыл бұрын
FFS.. he meant it as well.. imagine that.. Jesus lol
@titodepinto4916
3 жыл бұрын
he is a true ganga idiot.
The ancient Egyptians worshipped the Nile as a deity. So they executed anyone who so much as littered there. That's what you do when you see a river as holy.
@ouhhhbeach5812
3 жыл бұрын
The way Ancient Egyptians still drank cleaner water than indians
@dahasolomon7314
3 жыл бұрын
@@ouhhhbeach5812 oh these no comparing. There wasn't the concept of toxic waste or sewage in the water.
@dahasolomon7314
3 жыл бұрын
@Zesean Muhammad Ali what? It's a blessed river in Islam. It's not holy nor is it "Godly" in anyway. You shouldn't use that term to describe anything in Islam.
@kizilm5315
3 жыл бұрын
@Zesean Muhammad Ali i didnt hear that in my studies
@hirogochitomayto7018
3 жыл бұрын
Daha Solomon Can you please provide a source for "they executed anyone who littered there" ? I couldn'd find anything
That woman at the end getting a handful of water and pour it in her mouth, was absolutely disgusting!! 🤮🤮
@fewkeyfewkey5414
Ай бұрын
u be surprised millions of people does it every day yea u heard me EVERY DAY
@sirahmad
Ай бұрын
lol they do it everyday and yeah no surprize they smell like a pig turd
Why doesn’t Indian government take any measure or approach to stop this? This is crazy! With all my respect to Indian culture and people! This is ridiculous! Young Indians need to take actions and stop it
@bleedingpopcorn6
8 ай бұрын
Our government is far more preoccupied with empowering religious zealots and clinging onto power at the expense of democracy. It's foolish to expect them to do anything good for us unless there's some political capital in it for them
@imayankacharya
7 ай бұрын
actually it took but failed due to lack of proper infrastructure
@madmax7340
5 ай бұрын
Can you elaborate pls?@@imayankacharya
@bilalmalik4140
4 ай бұрын
Our young generation wants temple and civil war against Christian and Muslims so why would they demand for development
@cryptoqueen7055
4 ай бұрын
Because government like all governments are corrupt and they stuff the money in their own pockets instead of doing something about it. Greed and corruption.
this river brings the term "holy shit" to a new level
@darkshark9137
4 жыл бұрын
damnnn son
@harshrana5372
4 жыл бұрын
Turtle 🧐
@maori_Mcsouljah
4 жыл бұрын
Lol good one mate
@lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@harshrana5372
4 жыл бұрын
@@lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI aah
"It cannot be said, it is to be felt" - it's called diarrhea
@TotesMAGoats69
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lockheedmartin4835
4 жыл бұрын
@Projal Paul Thekkanath *laughs in marijuana * surrounding drug cartels and massacres
@gab-_-762
4 жыл бұрын
Hello.. kumusta?
@jesusfuentes9347
4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@manasseskamau5327
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
“The River is the most polluted with human waste and dead bodies” Woman at the end: yummmm
@JustCrazy.0_o
Ай бұрын
lmao
@universeslap
Ай бұрын
Industrial waste is what scares me the most😢
Their lack of shame and hygiene offends me.
I'm Indian, and I am so tired of hearing this kind of logic "The river will heal itself because it is 'holy' ".... man wtf. This kind of mentality is why the country is in so much turmoil right now. Sad.
@danim2897
3 жыл бұрын
Hinduism is the problem
@mkgaming990
3 жыл бұрын
@@danim2897 Hinduism is not a problem. Problem is the mentality is still lacking her and nothing else so don't involve religion okay. If you want to criticise then criticise Islam who just does Jihadi killing innocent and Making terrorist group.
@nyxasphyx1689
3 жыл бұрын
@@mkgaming990 so rather than stopping the hate you just direct it towards another religion?? lmao this is why the world will never heal
@elixues
3 жыл бұрын
Just need to blame China. The main issue will be 'buried' this way.
@amarshabanovikj8565
3 жыл бұрын
@Anam Alia I understand him. Let him be. He’s a simple bulgarian wanna be macedonian who has lots of problems with Albanians who are muslim.
Ironically there’s a nearby river that locals consider cursed that is pristinely clean because most people refuse to touch it
@floorfungus4209
2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Spacetime23
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johnnydoe7616
2 жыл бұрын
What’s it called?
@shturm602
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnnydoe7616 i dont remember anymore, read about it some time back
@scallywag7750
2 жыл бұрын
Source?
The most unusual thing is river was cleanest in 2020 and way cleaner than it was 4 years ago. But the reason for it is not initiatives, just lack of use during Covid.
@yungslack7311
2 ай бұрын
LMFAO THIS IS COPE
"yes yes yes yes" this man is definitely gaining something from pollution 😂
@flightforge30
3 ай бұрын
hahahahha...
🤢Lady said "feel the warmth." That's a 150 million liters of warm turds.
@endel4385
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@pinoyako888
3 жыл бұрын
The lady at the end drinks from the dirty water yuck
@Moughes
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahhahaa
@Mipi1991
3 жыл бұрын
😵😂😂😂💣
@UnKownBros
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😭
I don't think the turtles will be able to stay alive in that toxic water.
@ibobeko4309
4 жыл бұрын
They will die in minutes...
@zeliang5101
4 жыл бұрын
Their is no such think done
@MrYoyo374
4 жыл бұрын
rip
@alexrodriguez5577
4 жыл бұрын
You'd be surprised
@sopek1427
4 жыл бұрын
I laughed soo hard my stomach had diarrhea
See how the professor says “Yes, yes, yes, yes” while talking nonsense while the journalist is still speaking? That’s how they talk to customer service representatives: rude, annoying, and plain abusive.
But like how can a sane human being see that super polluted river and wants to get near it ? Or even drink from it ? Doesn’t your self respect kick in ? Or your survival instinct ? Omg I just cannot understand how can someone just think this is fine to do 💀
@indiancowpeedrinker9241
Жыл бұрын
This why indiens smell terrible
@RickyVis
8 ай бұрын
Because it heals your body by giving you such insane diarrhea that it flushes out all the toxins within minutes.
@you-5-iver804
6 ай бұрын
Hinduism is a cult
@pranavk1954
6 ай бұрын
Saar welcome to fucking india 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cococock2418
4 ай бұрын
Religion is a helluva drug.
"This river is so holy and I love it so much. This river has been around for thousands of years and it's like a grandmother to me" *shits in the river
@am-nj7no
2 жыл бұрын
nothing wrong sir... pls check what your doing with dead bodies in USa
@ChristAcolyte
2 жыл бұрын
@@am-nj7no What are you talking about? Most dead bodies in western nations are buried in coffins. Those that aren't are cremated (in a crematorium) and stored in urns.
@swamidikshit3714
2 жыл бұрын
@@ChristAcolyte ganga rivar is good for helth
@ahmedawadh9988
2 жыл бұрын
Has ur grandmother lived for thousands years?🙀
@wm4750
2 жыл бұрын
@@ahmedawadh9988 it doesn’t matter how old my grandma is: I’m still not shitting in or on her.
I love how barely anything was said about the turtles.
@petejt
3 жыл бұрын
Typical clickbait title of VICE Media.
@jaidenarias5912
3 жыл бұрын
If you want to talk/learn about God and Jesus hmu please, they both love you and can help with whatever you may be going through!
@rebeccaspratling2865
3 жыл бұрын
I'm so shook by everything else I completely forgot about the turtles. 😩
@rebeccaspratling2865
3 жыл бұрын
@@jaidenarias5912 no thank you but if you know how we can help get these people a clean water supply I'm interested in that. This is heart breaking. 😔
@rednola9892
3 жыл бұрын
I came to see decomposing bodies....
A whole country in denial
India is officially a 4th world country
So youre telling me that a multi billion dollar cleaning project is headed by one of the men who said "The water will heal itself."
@Grav1ty1337
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that country is one big joke :D
@mordecai8707
3 жыл бұрын
That money probably got redirected into their pockets instead
@joshuamercado4637
3 жыл бұрын
@@mordecai8707 Yes. And the way he does that indian neck sideway movement thingy while saying "yes yes yes yes" just fcking ticks me. Its like he's so happy after stealing money.
@MrJestervoodoo
3 жыл бұрын
You just gotta believe haha
@wildwaymonee8o8
3 жыл бұрын
uhmmm yeah . the Top THEif 💅🏾
I don’t think those turtles wants to be a part of that river 😂 lol
@boomboomsavage4454
4 жыл бұрын
It's Turtle Time! Oh shit! Nevermind..
@sanfrancisco9661
4 жыл бұрын
Guess a little turtle poop can't hurt that water.
@justjeremy441
4 жыл бұрын
@@boomboomsavage4454 lmao
@donishagrenardo488
4 жыл бұрын
I shit you not 🤣🤣🤣
@Kusunoky
4 жыл бұрын
I do guess is so contaminated that after the turtles spend a month, the only thing left from the turtle is the shell. Lol
when they treat one of their most sacred places like that, I don’t want to know how they treat everything else.
There are 300 million gods and there is not a single God of Cleansing.🤣🤣
@RR-pc7yv
Ай бұрын
There are no 300 million Gods.
As an Indian, I feel ashamed. We are definitely good at one thing: Hypocrisy.
@eesama9883
4 жыл бұрын
Yes. Most of the Indians are defensive when they are being criticized.
@craviel7360
4 жыл бұрын
Most all people are hypocrites
@subscribetome9945
4 жыл бұрын
Indians ability Naughtyti
@abhishekchaudhary2613
4 жыл бұрын
exactly dude
@arindambarthakur
4 жыл бұрын
And don't forget our perfection in fake-nationalism.
"You can feel the warmth it is providing us" Yeah all that piss must be warm...
@brkenrice
4 жыл бұрын
LOL, WARMTH OF SHITS HEATING UP.
@hennessry6987
4 жыл бұрын
@@brkenrice LMAOAOAOOAO
@arfanawesomemusic2147
4 жыл бұрын
Lol u made my day 🤣🤣🤣
@mikelantern148
4 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@pajeetc6920
4 жыл бұрын
Haha Haha shut up its tasty 😋
3:16 Huge props to whoever filmed that
Yes yes yes… one hundred percent. You know what’s we Chinese admire most about Indian? Their confidence,although hard to figure out where their confidence from. Lol
@maqsoodakram7916
Жыл бұрын
Exactly,they be living in india and think they can look down on others,like tf,look in the mirror.
@NeostormXLMAX
Жыл бұрын
The pajeeets and their hypocrisy, likely learned from their british masters
Even my toilet water looks much more holy than that river water...
@mira2412
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 not to be disrespectful but yeah
@daffaxvi
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@arthurdanielles4784
3 жыл бұрын
😶👀🙄🤣🤣
@nostalgicgirrl6053
3 жыл бұрын
lmao if you were in India, you’d be called anti-Hindu. We have our own brand of social justice warriors here 🤦🏽♀️
@nostalgicgirrl6053
3 жыл бұрын
@Rajni Bisht excuse me? I didn’t say anything controversial on religion. I’m pointing out the truth. Do you even know the meaning of social justice warriors? There are people in India who are so obsessed with religion, that every issue is anti Hindu to them. These people don’t see logic. A whole river can’t simply “heal” due to your faith. It’s basic science. People throw dead bodies and bathe in ganga, deposit their dead skin cells and a million other germs. I guess you’re one of the hateful SJWs from India. Try to be more respectful to people online.
When you inhale a massive turd straight into your lungs: "It cannot be said, it is to be felt".
@KwakaRallye88
2 жыл бұрын
haha. good one
@roronoazoro4728
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@BlaGniJaY
2 жыл бұрын
ahaha she got trippy.
@suhelsheth4621
2 жыл бұрын
ROFL... I'M DEAD
@rozario3264
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂...
"It is not meant to be said, it is meant to be felt." They'll definitely feel it as dysentery and every other parasite rips through their body
😢as indian im very proud bcuz they are showing beautiful india culture to foreigner tourist,jai hind 🇮🇳💪😎😍🤗
@gangadrinker
7 ай бұрын
I also think western countries should have designated shitting streets and designated shitting beaches so they can enjoy our beautiful culture saar! 😍😋😋🥰🥰
@OblivionZXZ
5 ай бұрын
Proud to be Indian Vegetarian Hindu sirs 🇮🇷🙏🤏😭
@Whatsindabusches
Ай бұрын
Your culture is pollution!!
"i love ganga" *shits inside the river
@gdi9320
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@swamidikshit3714
2 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/aJ6lvKt-lsSzgZc.html
@As5Hat
2 жыл бұрын
Then proceeds to drink it making all the viewers vomit
@hellolastname9556
2 жыл бұрын
Well there are so many who live there
@piderpark6547
2 жыл бұрын
I actually laughed out loud
They treat their "goddess" like a garbage disposal. Neat.
@sussykanyeballs176
3 жыл бұрын
Indeed. But some people in my opinion don't have any other alternative for waste disposal. Blame the goverment¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@orangetee5
3 жыл бұрын
Treat all women the same way too
@4y564
3 жыл бұрын
@@orangetee5 LOL
@urchhyy1253
3 жыл бұрын
@@orangetee5 lmao
@zackybartowski
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
Even turtles will say no to that
6:49 wait😳🤮🤮🤮🤮
@diactionza5864
Жыл бұрын
Dirty smelly 🤮
@Minecraft-dx2dr
Жыл бұрын
Nasty 🤮🤢
@sirahmad
Ай бұрын
@Music-Wave00 oh no i can't imagine ughhh🤮🤮🤮🤮
I misread the title and thought they were gonna use flesh eating turtles to kill gangs. I was imagining some ninja turtle type of shit.
@keeponpainting
5 жыл бұрын
If only lol
@Basuko_Smoker
5 жыл бұрын
Well, this is some other type of shit
@jpat1944
5 жыл бұрын
u made me like ppl again
@frgwyn3760
5 жыл бұрын
Linah H. Ikr I saw this vid after the vid of lil pump getting arrested for like the bag thing
@youngforever1445
5 жыл бұрын
lol. This comment made me laugh more than I should have.
"One of the most sacred places on earth" *Person who regards it as holy and sacred simultaneously squats down and shits in it*
@jasonggg2431
5 жыл бұрын
holy shit
@Wade_Fucking_Wilson
5 жыл бұрын
Jason Ggg lmao
@novingeo
5 жыл бұрын
And they will drink the holy shit....
@faizyqadir286
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahah your commemt made my day. Lmao Wait for some Endian for his abuse on your commet. I feel mercy. You nailed it . Hahahha
@RajShekhar-jy2zi
5 жыл бұрын
@@faizyqadir286 indians like them make me ashamed of being Indian . Most indians think its their fundamental right to throw their waste anywhere . From now , I'll try to stop anyone throwing garbage here or there . Atleast i would feel satisfied to teach some idiots
As an 🇮🇳✝️ from Mumbai, I literally couldn't be more ashamed of this.
@OblivionZXZ
5 ай бұрын
As an Ligma Atheist I agree.
@RAWspy007
5 ай бұрын
Tbh NE rivers r safe bcoz we don't do f!lthy practices like throwing idols in river . But Biharis hv started to increase here so they r k!lling our rivers with thier d!sgusting chath puja
@bezagebremedhine5102
Ай бұрын
Respect from Ethiopia
I'm from Ladakh India and at my place, we believe river, mountains basically nature is an oracle that brings luck and protects us from harm that's why we believe the river should be crystal clear and should not be polluted, and from childhood, we are being told by our parents if you pollute the river and environment then it's like you are damaging and harming the oracle. The one whole who protects us from all the harm that's why till date Ladakh is non-polluted as compared to the rest of India
@cringe1660
Жыл бұрын
Not only ladakh but any river in any mountainous region is comparatively cleaner than in the plains where industrial waste is being dumped
@kathyladores13
Жыл бұрын
Ooooh. Ladakh is one of the places shown in three idiots, is that correct??
@cringe1660
Жыл бұрын
@@kathyladores13 yes
@Xontor23
Жыл бұрын
I like the message. But the problem that comes with that message, is because ywe focus on 'don't pollute', you forget to ask 'how do we pollute?' India is still recovering from years of oppression by the west, so to put the blame on India for polluting would be half minded. As they are doing their best despite the situation they've been put in. Doesn't help that regardless of where you are, power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely
@stanwang64
Жыл бұрын
@@andreim5973 good luck with your Jesus teachings but ik talking about Buddhism not hinduism
*"You can feel the warmth in gangga river"* Yes lady, that's a freshly human feces
@arnoldhernandez1910
3 жыл бұрын
Oh no that’s just my decomposing sister. You’re fine. :)
@Cyanide_Mallika
3 жыл бұрын
I laughed wayyy too hard at this
@boobizarro6456
3 жыл бұрын
And human ashes...
@zachall101
3 жыл бұрын
Lol that or radiation ☢️ 🤪😂
@rockylucifer6720
3 жыл бұрын
@@arnoldhernandez1910 no no that's just my 53 family members:)
“To experience its warmth” Ma’am.. that’s not the river..
@ragurajan7567
3 жыл бұрын
Bhahahaha
@dankroonie
3 жыл бұрын
She meant warmth from the poo
@paradinight0396
3 жыл бұрын
"hmm yes...freshhhh "
@dulajohnstone5704
3 жыл бұрын
Yep it's the warm decomposing human flesh and faeces
@talion7268
3 жыл бұрын
6:18
1 trillion years old relizion sarrrrr best sarrrr blessing sarrr
@redrottenmanguyperson9954
4 ай бұрын
Oldest religion and pisstory in the universe sarr pleaz dapport sarr
@beetlebg3759
4 ай бұрын
@@redrottenmanguyperson9954Oh cry me a river
@beetlebg3759
4 ай бұрын
Cry much?
@Wowyouexist1234
3 ай бұрын
i legit seen one make a short about hinduism being 199008691 years old
@beetlebg3759
3 ай бұрын
@@Wowyouexist1234 Okay and?
0:56 yeah felt at hospital later 😂
"This river is holy. Let's dump our trash, dead, and feces here!"
@Angela-po7cr
3 жыл бұрын
JAPAN NOW HAS A MIRACLE INVENTION TO SAVE YOU IN INDIA, THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND COULD CLEAN YOUR BEACHES
@moundain4220
3 жыл бұрын
Actually it was only to dumb ashes of dead bodies but here we are ......
@hardmcshaft5665
3 жыл бұрын
They should bottle it up and sell it as holy water.. gd way of controlling the world's population
@younghove01
3 жыл бұрын
They're living in denial!!!!
@TheAlienFleet
3 жыл бұрын
@@younghove01 no, they’re living in the Ganges. Denial is in Egypt.
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." - George Carlin
@migs7220
3 жыл бұрын
Dilution is the Solution of Pollution! Sing with me now!!
@Rhapbus1
3 жыл бұрын
"People who quote comedians for philosophy are fucking idiots" - Abraham Lincoln
@brendanpowell6043
3 жыл бұрын
@@Rhapbus1 people that judge words purely on who has said them has not listened or learned
@fleurdelacour1238
3 жыл бұрын
@communist person no they're talking about the obsessed religion worshipers homophobe
@f12736
3 жыл бұрын
@@migs7220 Great 😂😂
My India superpower
@talmudic_jew
11 ай бұрын
Super shiter
@Wowyouexist1234
3 ай бұрын
@@talmudic_jewsuperpooper
"It cannot be said, it is to be felt" She's not wrong tho, diarrhea, leptospirosis and even death is felt
@syfqx9012
3 жыл бұрын
I felt my tummy ache
@bins1
3 жыл бұрын
This should be the top comment xD
@kochmuncher4471
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@letapisrouge9250
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO she called it beatufil too... WTF is actually wrong with these people...
@australium7374
3 жыл бұрын
You can feel anything if your dumb enough, including salmonella, dysentery, diseases that are transported via cell to cell, all of that great stuff you wanna bring to life
"Dilution is the solution of pollution." No, sir, you're just delusional.
@maixe13
3 жыл бұрын
I think he drank too much “Holy water”...
@ankityogajbiswal3888
3 жыл бұрын
@@maixe13 Have u studied Environmental Engineering? I guess no
@caltech8659
3 жыл бұрын
(Wobbling head) Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
@Relic142
3 жыл бұрын
And hes in charge of the clean up project!!!!!!!
@lion2535
3 жыл бұрын
Bro logic at its finest
What a misleading title. I came to learn about the turtles because I assumed the video would be about how the river is so dirty the turtles wouldn't survive lol.
@skeetsmcgrew3282
8 ай бұрын
The video didn't insult your intelligence. We all know that's exactly what would happen lol
5:48 this is what happens when you drink water from that river, it not just make you sick, it also make you stupid
@r.fumador1146
10 ай бұрын
really he is. a lot.
“Dilution is the solution to pollution” juss cuz it rhymes doesn’t mean it works lol
@trevorsmith7272
4 жыл бұрын
In his mind rhyming is magic lol
@jiffil
3 жыл бұрын
they are doing it, diluting with ocean. all of sudden, india's pollution is everyone's pollution :)
@arifariff8640
3 жыл бұрын
6:17 yes yes yes yes yes
@cuac5869
3 жыл бұрын
@@jiffil LMAO proven
@alexkhosho9888
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo I was Gone after this Quote 💀
Flesh eating turtles, what could possibly go wrong.
@dalirfarzan1694
5 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the pollution and waste they'll be swimming in. Just imagine -- Teenage Mutant Flesh Eating Turtles!
@anchorbait6662
5 жыл бұрын
@@dalirfarzan1694 hahaha that's pretty fucking good.
@Ixe2077
5 жыл бұрын
Finally, Elon's FLAMETHROWERS are going to be used in COMBAT!
@FlaMan991
5 жыл бұрын
they could become ninja
@carcionpetto
5 жыл бұрын
@@dalirfarzan1694 we should train them into destroying t-series
When she drunk the water at the end they made my stomach turn upside down! 😮
The river is so polluted that the turtles will be poisoned & die.
@2002william
4 жыл бұрын
I've been to India and apparently people hunted the turtles and ate them
@lizzettehernandez86
4 жыл бұрын
@@2002william you can huunt and eat turtles in usa i dont see why your only saying in india
@Cloudy-ni4uo
4 жыл бұрын
@@lizzettehernandez86 because the vid is about india duh
@angex77744
4 жыл бұрын
The government should release Piranhas towards these people who pollutes the river.
@citavalo
4 жыл бұрын
Lizzette Hernandez Because we’re talking about the turtles that were mentioned in the video, in INDIA?
“Feel its warmth…” I think that’s called radioactive decay.
@Ahmadabdal_
2 жыл бұрын
Or even better.....its just piss....
@dr.dikdeepbaljeep3641
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ahmadabdal_ sir this racism must be met with right’s punsihment . stop right no
@psychomantis7635
2 жыл бұрын
L I died because of you ;(
@stevendefehr4393
2 жыл бұрын
Sai Baba message of hope Tokoh Spritual Sai Baba Tutup Usia
@arunroy9997
2 жыл бұрын
@@dr.dikdeepbaljeep3641 that's India work....u people insult muslims..... insult my nation omna and know ur getting karma
"this river is holy and sacred.. lets dump all our waste into it"
Peak of civilization?! When you have a dead body problem in your "Holy" river I seriously have doubts.
Feaces, urine, corpses, sewage chemicals, trash, ashes... Only the Devil can cook that soup.
@eddiew2325
4 жыл бұрын
The devil wears Prada
@jointheparty8024
4 жыл бұрын
Thats the recipe for pollution soup! It tastes like rotten food.
@_MrLee
4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine if a fire hit the water
@blanca5050
4 жыл бұрын
Smells like india
@matthewnavarro6150
4 жыл бұрын
@cm. CG i know what you meant by this
All these turtles either die because of chemical toxic waste or they will mutate to become holy ganga's Ninja turtles... #tmnt #teenagemutantninjaturtles😂😂😎😎
@Andy-hz2ef
4 жыл бұрын
ravi kiran lmao
@junjungatbos3548
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao..ur a fool for that one🤣😂😄😅💩✌👍
@andreinamontes5352
4 жыл бұрын
ravi kiran hahahaha omg 🤣
@markq6350
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh i'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂
@zully8977
4 жыл бұрын
holy ninja turtles😂😂😂
I literally closed my eyes at the end when the woman poured the river water into her mouth 🤮
@jamesmiller8182
Ай бұрын
I yelled out nooooo
I noticed that she said she loved the river so much she could go into it right now, but then never actually went into it. Would you? The magical thinking that goes into this level of denialism is mind-boggling. So when the locals start growing two heads from the drinking water at least they'll be able to say both heads are blessed.
From now on imma use that “Yes-yes-Yes-yes-Yes” to anyone who refute my ideas hahahahah
@Angie-es6tf
4 жыл бұрын
Annie brilliant.
@tropturd6458
4 жыл бұрын
lmaoooo
@cameronkyau
4 жыл бұрын
dont forget the head tilts
@arapimamilkbottle3076
4 жыл бұрын
IS THAT A JOJOS REFRENCE
@AIRBORNE611
4 жыл бұрын
Yes yes yes yes yes, of course I have Ganga in my ganga bowl......
Put in turtles in that river, then you"ll have a new breed of mutant ninja turtles and mr. Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes as master splinter.
@ayushguruswamy6383
3 жыл бұрын
This comment made me laugh out 😂😂
@indianatheist9448
3 жыл бұрын
Yes yes ye s ye sye .....
@wickedgaming91
3 жыл бұрын
I had to come back to this comment once it came up in the video and IM SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ash_aiden
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@tm8559
3 жыл бұрын
“Dilution is solution of pollution”! 🤣
This is applying a medieval approach to sanitary water conditions
"Diolution is the solution of pollution"😂😂😂😂😂
@legitbeans9078
8 ай бұрын
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes 😂😂
“It cannot be said. It is to be felt” I do believe that’s the bacterial infection in your body
@olliephelan
3 жыл бұрын
I wsa in Ganka ocne. I felt lihgtheaded and the presense of G\d. It is Gosd will taht I can no logner read or write , adn am hlaf blinde. Hoover , I am no w enlihgtened to the oness of teh Universe.
@juntingiee2602
3 жыл бұрын
@@olliephelan what brain rot does to a person
@olliephelan
3 жыл бұрын
@@juntingiee2602 brain rot is the key to spiritual relevation
@olliephelan
3 жыл бұрын
@Max I have lots of ritual Not just spi.
@kakalimukherjee3297
3 жыл бұрын
@@juntingiee2602 that's most probably a Muslim being sarcastic. Hindus and Muslims mock each other using these fake accounts all the time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I feel so good to be an atheist and out of this bloody bs
I mean I don’t know. Even drinking my toilet water seems more safer than this crap, one is shittier than the other.
@geneyso1595
3 жыл бұрын
Yes it is because the water in ur toilet is actually filtered
@niranjandesai6766
3 жыл бұрын
@@geneyso1595 true
@Meme_Soda69
3 жыл бұрын
then Go ahead.... drink toilet water 😂😂😂
@anjasalby
3 жыл бұрын
@@Meme_Soda69 r/whooosh
@Meme_Soda69
3 жыл бұрын
@@anjasalby what's that..?
shukr Alhmdulillah I'm Muslim ☪️
Bro what is wrong with this people….
@Intellectual_fascist
5 ай бұрын
Answer: Hinduism
Imagine drinking shit water because you think it’s magical.
@singert66
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine being religious
@arafakil8170
5 жыл бұрын
@@singert66 Imagine being. Damn
@Ridi_MB
5 жыл бұрын
@@arafakil8170 Imagine.
@xXTopGXx
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine all the people
@henrylim9370
5 жыл бұрын
@@Ridi_MB Imagi
"so we can still dump sewage into it, and toxic waste-" "yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!" How is that guy a real person?
@johanneswohler5476
3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, he's the turtle
@ariah7686
3 жыл бұрын
🤭🤭🤭
@arnoldhernandez1910
3 жыл бұрын
The disease got to his brain
@hinata5736
3 жыл бұрын
No, that’s not the problem here ! The problem is: This stupid person is a Professor 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@Kat-fr4si
3 жыл бұрын
No wonder the program never worked ,
Why foreigners are so frustrated in comment box 😔 I am a proud Indian here 💪
@SPZ909
Жыл бұрын
i em also proud of my derty endia!
@EasyPeasy_Japanesey
Жыл бұрын
Your food gave me bad diarrhea
How can they become superpower when they can’t fix the problems
@OblivionZXZ
5 ай бұрын
Because
I was so fascinated by how deluded they were that I actually forgot this video was supposed to be about the turtles.
@swamidikshit3714
2 жыл бұрын
poo is good for helth ,,,we indian use it and there no problem
@hkhan9641
2 жыл бұрын
@@swamidikshit3714 keep eating it my friend i rather be unhealthy 👍🏼
@laygnassangyal3847
2 жыл бұрын
The turtles are false news
@cowdungplzsaarrr
2 жыл бұрын
None of us Indians are deluded. You better apologize now!
@Aryan-rx9rl
2 жыл бұрын
@@cowdungplzsaarrr this video says otherwise.
Brings a hole new meaning to "Holy shit"
@generizze6243
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@farhiyamohamed5077
5 жыл бұрын
CozmicK G whole*
@yomama2844
5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah😂
@bishopscore
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao. Silly comment but I love the word play. The 😆😆😆
@Quandaledingleberg
5 жыл бұрын
Yes a "Hole" new meaning indeed
Last scene with a women that sip Gang water into the mouth.... i was so close to puke🤮🤮🤮
How is it of value to them if there is trash all over the river and polluted
bruh " i'm full of ganga" yes sis, you're full of ringworms too.
@AwkwardYet
3 жыл бұрын
tapeworms too
@parkgimmy4225
3 жыл бұрын
Body juices of dead bodies too
@thefunnynumber4936
3 жыл бұрын
And crap too
@ricekrispyy
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gagan_sikhi
2 жыл бұрын
I uploaded 2 videos regarding Ganga river pollution, you can watch if interested. Thanks
Turtles, toxic waste and sewers. This sounds more like the original story for the teenage mutant ninja turtles than a holy river!
@abokwu
3 жыл бұрын
kowabunga
@xav1954
3 жыл бұрын
@@abokwu kowabunga ganga
@abokwu
3 жыл бұрын
@@xav1954 well played
@simplyme7782
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha you got me man
@akhanddbangladesh8274
3 жыл бұрын
how thoughtful of Modi & india to feed the stray dogs with floating dead bodies kzread.info/dash/bejne/mWmAqbV_Z7XLYKg.html in the covid crisis. .. watch & thank me later.
so fuuny cleansing itself🤣🤣😂
Imagine falling of a boat into that river.. I’d just wanna die before I hit the water 😂
@lefthanded5473
5 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't even get into a boat lol.
@mavisv6010
5 жыл бұрын
These Eyes See Darkness Clearly if i fell off the boat and touch the water i would rather just sucidide
@MegaKikeGasGas
5 жыл бұрын
These Eyes See Darkness Clearly lmao!!!!!!!
@kasperknutsen8283
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kasperknutsen8283
5 жыл бұрын
@Dethcloth lol ye
"Dilution is the solution to pollution" Man is spitting out bars... 🤣🤣
@joeparrigen4982
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chainmbl4257
4 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥
@zandilenxumalo5506
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@CasperzWay
4 жыл бұрын
man like B.D. Tripathi ya na
@fahsibosithole5387
4 жыл бұрын
Kwalley's Vlog 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There’s animals who wouldn’t drink that water, And there out living it up like it’s some holy water m
Throw a match in it and let's see what happens
@EasyPeasy_Japanesey
Жыл бұрын
Explosive diarrhea
India: The worst the turtles can say is no The turtles: Ew
@_Megasthenes_
3 жыл бұрын
Only Ganges
@cosuinofdeath
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaahah
@suhasop4919
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
Interviewer: *chokes on laughter* so more water would make the Ganga cleane- “Expert”: yEsYeSyEsYeSyEsYeSyEs Yup sounds legit.
@karlscher5170
2 жыл бұрын
I think he is an Expert in being owed by powerful higher-ups
@erickindratara3307
2 жыл бұрын
he's right you know, but how to make that waterflow faster? you need either pump which inefficient, or let the gravity do it for you.. but you need to modify the riverbed. which is impossible.
@Eaterofeaterofpies
2 жыл бұрын
Classic yes man
@monicatavarez1503
2 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@david6054
2 жыл бұрын
He sounds like he wants to sell me security software to protect my network using their secure server from the hackers that are stealing my information online :/
5:29 lmao go ahead. Natural selection
6:44 I love G̶a̶n̶g̶a̶ Gangrene ❤
@adastra6223
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
It’s so sacred and holy but ya’ll bathing and shitting in the river. How does that even make sense????
@koek1122
5 жыл бұрын
think this into account: most are poor. They don't have general knowledge about the sewage etc. they only care about getting through the day. showering in holy water.. seems normal. you would do it to if you believed certain waters were holy, BUT... the government doesn't give a rat's *ss.. they dont do sh*t about pollution.. they let cities rot and go to hell, and the only reason people don't rage and go wild, is because of their believes... they think god will guide them into better times.. that river is holy for many, yet they have no idea what happens with that water..
@harrapanman621
5 жыл бұрын
@فهمي كتاني people think that if they swim in it their sins will be washed its just their hypocrisy they don't care about the river its just their greed about sins and bullshit i am indian i hate those uneducated people. but its surely govt fault also
@harrapanman621
5 жыл бұрын
Gotta study I'll of my notifs bye
@drsaki6725
5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to India! We'd rather built a big statue rather than cleaning the river which is the source of water for many states.
@pithecophagajefferyi7460
5 жыл бұрын
shit on river becomes holy shit
It still blows my mind that they treat something so holy with such disrespect.
@markcrystal6164
3 жыл бұрын
Your right if they treat it holy they should respect the river by cleaning it
@theabneer
3 жыл бұрын
Fact
@basstard8159
3 жыл бұрын
@@markcrystal6164 the people just only talking soo much....
@Based_Face
3 жыл бұрын
Nothing that's ACTUALLY Holy looks like that.
@Noname-613
3 жыл бұрын
Then it isn't holy.
South is much better when it comes to hygiene . We have underground sewage tank. The product is used by coconut trees for food. We never pollute rivers since water is very foundation of livelihood here
Clean up projects should include removal of solid wastes from the banks of the Gangas River. Remove plastics and other obvious garbage. Also, perhaps consider creating a restricted range in which the water is aerated with tiny bubbles of air. Aeration improves pollution load tolerance in aquariums.
“today ganga is more polluted than it was 30 years ago” you don’t say? there is litteraly warm liquid turd flowing out into the river
@snappynappy7953
3 жыл бұрын
If I’m correct the water changed color because of the turds
@evilhag4206
3 жыл бұрын
@@snappynappy7953 I think it’s safe to say the “water” is mainly turd
@neoenemy4145
3 жыл бұрын
@People who Use youtube The "holyshit river".. will be the new 7th wonder of the world
@evilhag4206
3 жыл бұрын
@People who Use youtube that’s the way things are looking India has one of the worst sanitary problems on the earth for the past few decades and it seems like it won’t stop unless they have like a very agressive pollution clean up plan and public education as well as less poverty
@srikrishnak196
3 жыл бұрын
@@evilhag4206 Wow here come missionaries to solve our problems. Please do come and solve this problem if you have the nerve to talk.
so this is where the phrase "Holy Shit" came from
@rihseb25
5 жыл бұрын
nice
@Attinderpal
5 жыл бұрын
haha, nice one.
@jeffavery5278
5 жыл бұрын
lmao,,,but more sad than humorous...
@taroman7100
5 жыл бұрын
it's good for nothing--practice birth control its the 21st century for christ sake
@randommay3573
5 жыл бұрын
No thats a reference to america