he looks like if pete davidson wasn’t depressed

@nathanielsanders4739

Жыл бұрын

Wow great analysis

@bekaz13

Жыл бұрын

there's a clip where he calls himself "sweaty pete davidson"

@Freedomlives33

Жыл бұрын

👍🏾😂

@yagoossimp

Жыл бұрын

He’s like Pete Davidson but actually funny and entertaining

@crazyrobots6565

Жыл бұрын

If Pete Davidson was 90% less ugly.

Wow his dad IS black. That's ironic considering the recent heckler lady calling him racist. Lol

@SantiagoLopez-if3pw

Жыл бұрын

Just cause your dads black doesn’t mean you automatically can’t be racist ? but I don’t know why she would go to a comedy show to get easily offended 💀

@Dellzions

Жыл бұрын

​@@SantiagoLopez-if3pw But she was calling him racist and being racist towards him and discrediting him because she thought he was white

@Jc22345

Жыл бұрын

@@SantiagoLopez-if3pw I mean. I shit on Asian people all day but don’t make me a racist lmao

@Dellzions

Жыл бұрын

@@SantiagoLopez-if3pw nah

@Turnt_Tony

Жыл бұрын

@@SantiagoLopez-if3pw that is not what you said

“Bruno Mars prototype child” 😂😂😂

@Band_DownToThree

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Patrick-jj5nh

10 ай бұрын

he's definitely a bruno mars first draft

@Respectfully_shut_up.

9 ай бұрын

Lmao

@pissapocalypse

7 ай бұрын

Dominican lesbian lol

@eganc1976

7 ай бұрын

Bruno Mars is 100% Pinoy😂

"I got beat in the car" Yeah, he wasn't gonna let you win like that

@pablo32ok

Жыл бұрын

How tf you think assaulting a 3y/o is winning?????? 😐😐😐😐

@noprogressionisregression6854

Жыл бұрын

I got your comments are so off base. You basically giving a pass to a father who beat his kid. Are you ok?

@zezinhooo

Жыл бұрын

@NoProgressionisRegression Giving a pass!? Your comment makes 0 sense. I've read it like 10x, but ill do my best to explain myself to smooth brains. I already replied to someone who deleted their comments, explaining i don't condone hitting kids. You saw it yourself, so i dont know if theres anything else to say. Adults shouldnt hit kids. They're much stonger, and there are far better ways to teach consequences. But, please, do educate me in how to act in that circumstance.

@ChinStrapOfFat

Жыл бұрын

@@noprogressionisregression6854 no. They were being goofy. Adding to the comedian.

@ChinStrapOfFat

Жыл бұрын

@@zezinhooo yes ugh thank you. There are so many other ways to teach children. Hitting is the weak and easy way because people are too lazy to find other ways. “We already tried everything!” No tf you didn’t 😩

He's handsome

@auntjemima7727

Жыл бұрын

Seriously he’s fine and funny oof

@Michael-js6gp

Жыл бұрын

​@@auntjemima7727 Which, unfortunately, means he's crazy.

@warmsoda9690

Жыл бұрын

​@@Michael-js6gp I can fix him 😔✊️

@Gabrielle_2022

Жыл бұрын

@@warmsoda9690 Bahahah 🙏🙏🙏

@Zwarrior2Fires

11 ай бұрын

​@Aunt Jemima thank you for keeping Aunty J spirit alive 🫡

My dad used to just slap me in the back of the head for no reason. I asked, why one day…he said, “it’s in case you decide to do something stupid today”.

@lucamara6424

10 ай бұрын

😶

@lucamara6424

10 ай бұрын

I’m so sorry that happened omg

@adrenalineactivate

10 ай бұрын

Abandon him lol. His basically encouraging you to do horrible shit cause you'll get punish either way, might as well make it worthy (k1ll him lol)

@Sacred_Silence

10 ай бұрын

Lmaoo

@shahermansoor786

10 ай бұрын

@@lucamara6424sorry for what

child abuse is really fucked up. Humour is best solution after therapy lmaooooo

@Bas_karna

Жыл бұрын

Child abuse LOL 😂😂

@johnnystanchfield6181

Жыл бұрын

@@Bas_karna bro when your old and your kid hate you and don’t do shit for you don’t say nobody warned you you were wrong and ignorant

@Bas_karna

Жыл бұрын

@@johnnystanchfield6181 Hey you must be white ain't ya 🤣

@BigWickEnergy_

Жыл бұрын

He never said he was abused. Most boys need to be disciplined physically.

@pedrojiminez3404

Жыл бұрын

🤣 Tell me where he said he was abused? Americans don't understand the rest of the world laughs at them when it comes to parenting.

Hey I saw ur show last night. Good stuff. Good stage presence. Surprised I go from seeing you on my feed being Kramer then you doing it in real life. Life's trippy

@TroyBondCompany

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!! Sending love your way 🫶

@primeevantv6487

Жыл бұрын

@@TroyBondCompany bro you’re just levels ahead holy shit, glad I found you been sending your clips to my friends and shit constantly now

@dizzydied

Жыл бұрын

@@primeevantv6487Me too i can’t get enough bro is genuinely funny. Definitely a future in this comedy shit.

@BigWickEnergy_

Жыл бұрын

@@TroyBondCompany please never stop screaming “shut the fuck up” to hecklers.

@123subherojazzy5

Жыл бұрын

@@BigWickEnergy_ that’s like 50% of his character alone I swear but I love him for it 😂💀

I’m black and adopted, so whenever I threw temper tantrums ppl would stare and my mom would say he’s mine 😂

@dcarr-kr7hk

10 ай бұрын

@LuckyLuciano1... I threw one temper tantrum which was at the grocery store. My mother spanked me (in those days -- of course you did) and I NEVER threw another one. The truth is? I had seen Caucasian children do it in public and, while I NEVER threw one at home, I thought I'd try it to see if it would work. (As young as I was, I distinctly remember thinking that my tantrum would embarrass my mother.) I was wrong. It never happened again. To assume that that experience did not shape me in a positive way??? To this day, I thank God (even with all of her imperfections) that she was my mother.

Let's be clear, if ANY adult strikes a 3 year old, that's not cool, idgaf what color anyone is.

@libconservative3481

Жыл бұрын

In Asia, its not cool. Its called discipline.

@Cafeallday222

Жыл бұрын

@@libconservative3481 abuse is abuse - whether cultures accept it or not doesn’t matter. No child should be struck by an adult with full force. Sorry - nope. Never ok. I was beat growing up and would never continue the cycle - it really messed me up. Asian kids are not immune from this process.

@Roflmao6173

Жыл бұрын

​@@libconservative3481 I was beat to hell and back as a child and teen, but even my parents who are asian never hit me or my siblings when we were 3. Even they know that that's too young

@pablo32ok

Жыл бұрын

It's child abuse,i hope you never have kids

@ot7stan207

Жыл бұрын

@@libconservative3481 in Asia, they convince you its discilpline so you convince yourself it was. then you find yourself unable to process emotions as an adult and slam tables and doors because youre mad or frustrated. the cycle continues. Im chinese. I dont condone that shit. My parents didnt have the knowledge and didnt know better, I do and I am not gonna keep doing that shit.

I have the biggest crush on this man

@avadoesntexist

Жыл бұрын

right

@honeygetthebikepimp2460

Жыл бұрын

he is so fucking cute

@HerMajesty1

Жыл бұрын

Me too. He's super cute and funny.

@ratwhisperer28

10 ай бұрын

Same

@nargozot8043

10 ай бұрын

great taste club up in this thread

He is so good looking

@nicolem5626

Жыл бұрын

Yea he is actually pretty fine

@squidwardstentacle

Жыл бұрын

bruvvv fr he is cuutee & fine. He kinda reminds me of Bellamy from the 100 😭

@sniffyjoe4229

Жыл бұрын

@@squidwardstentaclebruv? Jesus wept

@x-rayvision3802

Жыл бұрын

​@@squidwardstentacle you said "bruv" lmfao lame

@AnTran-gl4eh

Жыл бұрын

@@squidwardstentacleyesss

I like how both him and his Dad look equally distressed in the old picture they took.

“Then I got my ass beat in the car” wasn’t expecting that 😂😂😂

@analiaramirez2934

10 ай бұрын

I was, 😂😂😂 born in the 80’s

@dcarr-kr7hk

10 ай бұрын

@wweirdoww... The car or the bathroom. Born in the 60s. I look at some of the things children do today and ask, "Who is raising these children?" Say what you will. Virtually none of us ever hit our teachers, swore at adults, terrorized our neighbors, publically sneered at police or would EVER have dreamed of shouting, "I HATE you" to our parents. The proof is in the pudding.

@dietmilk2676

5 ай бұрын

⁠@@dcarr-kr7hkI’ve never been hit or even yelled at in my childhood. I’m 19 and I haven’t disobeyed my parents at all since I was around 9 or 10. Much less done anything remotely similar to what you’re talking about. I don’t believe the lack of physical abuse is the reason some children today act the way they do. Physical discipline is not necessary if parents know how to be real parents. By having real parents, I have grown up learning respect rather than fear and I’m glad my parents taught me that way.

@Equinox171

2 ай бұрын

Yeah unfortunately minorities still think beating their kids is good parenting

As a Bruno Mars prototype child I can relate.

@judiththegreat3505

3 ай бұрын

Same

I also grew up a bi-racial child of the mid-80s (but in the southern mountains of the USA). Your stories are hilarious and on-point. You have often describe my lived reality. Thanks for sharing and I hope to see you live one day.

Wooow his smile is so beautiful!

pete davidson clearly going the ariana grande route with the spray tan right here… he ain’t slick

@mehqahto-and-his-uncanny-u4695

Жыл бұрын

The slightly curly wig ain’t foolin either

@irressponsible1694

Жыл бұрын

Nono his dad is Black, not burned

@jebrewmusic5919

Жыл бұрын

@@irressponsible1694 brooooo 😢

@elizabethswift980

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

@mehqahto-and-his-uncanny-u4695

Жыл бұрын

@@elizabethswift980 imma be honest I thought that read Taylor swift I almost lost my shit

His dad's generation the ones with "No Excuse for Elder Abuse" on their car.

Daddy looking real good😂😂😂

I thought he was get his ass beat at home but the car makes more sense🤣🤣

Mix of Adam Sandler and Pete Davidson

The “why do you think I do this for a living”😂🤣

I love comedians who can roast themselves as much as they can roast others

Your performance is masterful. The cadance, the facial expression, it's mesmerisingly perfect. Also in your racism heckler video. You use your voice incredibly.

that photo is the most random ass shit. he's in a superman costume and his black dad is towering over him in a oversized thick black turtleneck sweater holding a beat up wooden pole..... and the most terrifying part abt it is the fact hes in that sweater

@MaybeDHitHim

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. The broomstick, size and stern countenance isn't anywhere near as scary as that turtleneck. There's something radical about it.

@Sacred_Silence

10 ай бұрын

How can you not tell that it's for Halloween? lol

There are always "is there a problem here" Woman out therw. 😂😂

"just wait till we get home"

Those car beatings hit different, one hand on the wheel and one hand beating the fuck out of us. 😂😂😂

@CarrieK-qh8dr

3 ай бұрын

And then they get mad when they had to swerve cause they weren't looking at the road

this man looks timeless… specifically got a 80s/90s look to him. and it’s hot

@AnAdorableWombat1

9 ай бұрын

He hit the nail on the head! He is very handsome and looks like he just stepped out of the 80z

@TheBlarggle

6 ай бұрын

"This man looks timeless" **identifies a time period**

@namedrop721

5 ай бұрын

@@TheBlarggleit’s okay you’re talking to a very young someone who smokes for the aesthetic, they’re not gonna be that bright

“Then I got my a*s beat in the car”

He's changed a lot since this video. Lately he's been showing lots of anger when on stage, it was weird because after I realized that in his newer videos I seen a video about him saying he does go to anger management classes. It seems like he might be drinking too and let me tell you having anger issues and drinking alcohol don't mix and he'll end up ruining his career if that's what he's doing. I seen it first hand with family members.

@jones2277

9 ай бұрын

Sad

@user-xr7ci8tf3e

Ай бұрын

That’s what happens when you hit your kids lol

He is just adorable

Troy gives me the impression that he drew a lot of inspiration from Chappelle. His mannerisms and how he uses his voice, it kinda reminds me of Dave.

You see, I was adopted; my folks are White, I’m Brown. There was no race card for me to pull. 😂

@bleachedout805

Жыл бұрын

You could have said they bought you as a slave. That's a race card to play.

@eugendavidovic

10 ай бұрын

yeah people would offer to help THEM and not you lol

One thing I will say is we gotta stop defending people who hit their kids by calling it "old school" like nah mf thats just called being abusive

@adrenalineactivate

10 ай бұрын

Fr lots of things were horrible back in the days and just because it use to be normal doesn't mean it's ok. There's a reason why people don't think it's okay now. For some reason it's so hard for some people to grasp. A lot of things can be taught without needing to raise your hand. And even if it works the line between abuse and parenting is so blurred that you can literally beat your child up to pent your frustration when they make a mistake then call it "parenting". Maybe we shouldn't normalise something that can blur the line between abuse and parenting.

@piyushmahajan5609

9 ай бұрын

Fuck dude.. That's no child abuse. That's parenting done best. Keeping jokes apart, he will credit hid dad for well mannerism and discipline he got in life, which will stay with him forever. Stop pampering your child in excessive... Childhood is the only time you can instill values in Children or else you become an asshole throughout your life. I was beaten up as a child, but looking back now I totally respect my parents for correcting me when needed.

@oniwolfin9589

9 ай бұрын

@@piyushmahajan5609 Then your parents weren't very smart. There are ways to reprimand and punish a child without having to resort to violence.

@piyushmahajan5609

9 ай бұрын

@@oniwolfin9589 Maybe not, I am happy with my life today and I think they did really good job. I know examples of people whose parents pampered them a lot, just gave them warnings of consequences without accountability and when today I see them showing bad manners and disrespect towards their own parents, my respect towards my parents increase further....Don't just assume they were hitting me all the time, they showered me with love 95% of the time but when I committed grave mistakes, they just made sure I won't repeat that again ever in my life.

@oniwolfin9589

9 ай бұрын

@@piyushmahajan5609 and that’s fine. For the first 10 years of my life my father beat me with a belt, my sisters didn’t understand why I got punished for for some of what I did, like taking in a stray cat, or asking my father to smoke outside, or getting a ride home from school in nearly sub zero temps with my friends father, but I was nearly 30 min late due to him having to do errands on the way. And he still did worse then all of that on occasion. And when my mom confronted him about my bruises and cuts, he tried to explain to her that life is going to be harder for me then it would be for my sisters, so he is just toughening me up. When he left a week before my 11th birthday I was so confused when I moved in with my mom. I remember my jacket getting caught on a door handle and falling into a shelf with a vase my mom had made when she was still getting her degree. I remember getting down on my hands and knees gripping the ceramic so hard my hands bled, I knew my mom was a smoker like my father, I didn’t know how she would punish me, and at the time I just found my hand wandering to some cigaret burns my father had put on my left shoulder and I just shuddered and went to fill a bowl with Luke warm water and got the isopropyl alcohol from the bathroom and I just sat there for 2 hours before she got home from picking up a quilt my grandma had made just for me. And I remember her coming straight to me and pushing my now dried blood caked hands into the water and asking me if I was okay, as she dried her hands on her shirt and contacted the ER. I have throughout my almost 28 years, nearly killed 2 bullies, and hospitalized a handful of others. I have been in and out of half a dozen therapy offices, where they had a rough time showing me how to manage my anger issues. I’ve managed to not get in a fight after graduation. And here in 2023 I am taking medication and doing much better, I still get more angry then I should at almost anything, but I’ve finally managed to slow down and to take things others do, less personally. I can’t even imagine how different my life could have been if my father had left before I was born.

The last part tho, 😂😂😂😂 “I got beat in the car” Definitely happened all the time to me, smh

Its crazy how much he looks like his dad. My daughter is the same. She looks just like me hair and all but white.

He’s exceptionally adorable in this video. 🥰

Troy is one of a kind!

He is cute🙆🙆🙆

I just seen the heckler video, Dave Temple was talking about it on his podcast...you are HE-LARRY-US!!!! Extremely hilarious! When you come to Philly, I'm there!

I can´t with him, everytime I just see that a short will come up I am dead ass laughing already

Nah, go all in and yell IZ IS SORRY MASTA NEVA HAPN AGIN

This guy is going places

🤣🤣 they always getcha in the car-

Damn he got kratos as a dad, so luckyyy

As a white lady who has confronted more than one parent abusing their child: I AM NOT SORRY

@DryCheeseFart

Жыл бұрын

....

@keard558

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service. Pun intended but I mean that genuinely. Giving a s*** is incredibly needed when you have no defenses and you're trapped with a monster.

@patientzero5685

Жыл бұрын

@@keard558 All I needed to hear growing up was it’s HIM, not YOU. I hope I can do that for other kids. Sometimes parents need to be reminded that their children aren’t a nuisance… they are PEOPLE.

@StephanieLinda_

6 ай бұрын

All of us kids/former children are so great full for people like you. We love yall. I also as an adult do the same thing now. If I see something I SAY something.

Can I be more thankful that only one time my father slapped me(not on cheek/face) and then he said sorry. On the other hand my mother, let's just say I still get some.

Shoulda said after “U think he was going to my tball games?… No.. He was teeing off on me”

You've gotten much better on your delivery in the short time I've watched your clips.

Classic example of winning every battle while simultaneously losing the war lol

You won’t know trauma until, when you hear a belt clank, that you freeze up and cringe.

All he had to do to put his dad in jail was to scream "Help, this stranger is attacking me!"

@romipog9337

Жыл бұрын

Bro you guys nowadays are too sensitive💀 I wouldn't be who I am without the beating. Yes it might have been uncomfortable but looking back now and seeing the new kids mostly growing up with this jail stuff, i'm glad it happened to me

@epicn

Жыл бұрын

@@romipog9337 speak for yourself, child abuse isn't a good thing in any capacity

@rubybee2180

Жыл бұрын

@@romipog9337 people who say this probably aren’t as good as they say they are they’re just in denial

@soullessangel207

Жыл бұрын

@@epicn being lightly beaten for discipline isn't abuse, but being beaten regularly with intent of harm while the parent doesn't love their child that's abuse. my dad used to beat (a lot of the time just threaten) me if I misbehaved and I turned out quite disciplined without being traumatized cuz my dad actually loved me. I turned out fine and I love him to death. sometimes that sort of discipline is needed for a hard important lesson.

@pablo32ok

Жыл бұрын

I hope you never have kids

“then i got my ass beat in the car” nah his dad was definitely black😂😂

🤣🤣🤣 beat in the car. Our old school parents were a different breed yes 😂😂

I don't care what colour anyone is, you don't hit a child.

@kayjaylemonade4067

9 ай бұрын

Oh my god. Listen there is a difference between hitting a child, and whooping a child, whooping a child is not meant to hurt said child it is to instill a conscious behavior to avoid bad stuff with the mindset of if I got a whooping for doing this then I must stay away from it

@mcbrite

8 ай бұрын

Not that much better: My dad never spent a second of time with me voluntarily... I genuinely don't know what's worse...

That's actually crazy genetics

Dude, your timing and awareness is fucking awesome hats off

I was right there with ya! Ja feel ya! 😂 I couldn’t play the adoption card though I wished we had been friends growing up 😅you are so damn funny 😁 keep doing what you do! You make life so much better for us to lol 😂

His dad is super good looking!!

I love dis guy n his dad #respect

"I got my ass beat in the car" 😂😂

😂😂😂 the ending was priceless. Can't wait for your special. I hope I haven't missed a possible existing one. I looked everywhere, even on Spotify, but just found your playlists 😊

His dad looks like that one Dominican uncle every family gathering

lol i have never seen bruno mars but this dude is exactly what i imagined him to look like

His dad is so handsome!

Say hello to your daddy Damn😂😂😂❤

Man,us light brights gotta stick together and keep bringing the funny! 😂🎉

Laughed so dang hard I woke my baby up and he almost started crying

You had the upper hand, but he gave you the backhand

Your dad… ❤ that’s why you got spice💯

I would have never guessed he was black.

I thought you were full Italian 🤣😂🤣😂

Damn he's even better looking than I thought!😂

I love how he gently delivered that one part of the joke cause he knows some people would go crazy over it 😂

Bro needs a Netflix special!!

The laugh killed me

Now I have a true visual of the eight o’ clock shade

This man needs a Netflix special

I m adopted and when I was litte I would just scream stranger danger if I did not get what I wanted. Poor M &D 😂

Outside the house man’s had home field advantage 😂

His delivery is strident and heavy-handed😏

Been watching dude's vids for a while thinking he was latino/white or maybe brown/white, but now that i know yeah i can see the nigga in his face lmaooo

Wow, the Superman costume! Somehow, I always thought that he would be perfect to play Superman.

It’s like a funnier pete Davison 😂

Bruno Mars prototype had me dying!

This guy is mad funny I gotta go to a show can’t stop watchin these

I hope that Troy blows up because he's a natural comedic genius. Every KZread reel that I see of his, Im laughing my a** off. When is he coming to North Carolina?

my mans had a Logic moment. Had to find a way to announce his blackness 😂😂😂

That's a good looking dad

I got my ass beat in the safety of the car. Real parenting.

I had the upper hand, brevv 😂😂💀

Damn your dad is built like William The Fridge Perry 😂

Dammmn thath “No” felt like a dave chappelle quote

aw I just wanna, I just wanna take him homee

My dad never hit me, but my mom busted my ass a LOT 😂😂

❤😂 yepp, the belt, hairbrush, etc.... funny how it would be for stuff that never warranted a beating. We learned to tell ourselves, it only hurt for a few minutes, usually . As a parent, i chose timeouts, loosing privileges, or helping me with sock roundup matching! Haha , they didnt like that one! Haha

Your dad is my science/reading teacher. Mr. Bond so funny

The zestiest that came outta him when he acted out as the white lady😭😭💀