Covid was so scared of George Carlin that it arrived after he was gone

@t.v.k4048

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@ZomGear

3 жыл бұрын

understable, have a nice day

@JennyFB1281

3 жыл бұрын

I love this comment, you just won the Internet. 😂😂😂

@fieryicles2834

3 жыл бұрын

Oh boy, a wild covidiot internet warrior with a KZread-Facebook-google degree!

@kimcrosby918

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

This has aged like fine wine.

@ouiroc

3 жыл бұрын

He would have a Hay Day in this day and age

@jimgleeson98

3 жыл бұрын

I would love to see how he'd be at present. Genius and Legend!

@jamescrocker9643

3 жыл бұрын

Jim Gleeson No doubt!

@stevenhoog1

3 жыл бұрын

Jim Gleeson you should see his last ever show. In every show he goes over the top and offensive at least once. I don’t get offended for some reason. My dad does. Some people get offended by words I don’t because I don’t understand why you would want to. But his last show. Even I was squirming

@hennessy6890

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevenhoog1 what happened?

Sorry Joe Rogan but if George was alive today, he'd have the most popular podcast in the universe.

@yashamaga1319

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my God. Did we miss out. Ive never even thought about a Carlin podcast. Man would that be incredible 😟

@TheJoeschmoe777

2 жыл бұрын

Rogan having Carlin on his podcast and them decimating Big Pharma together is something I would pay good money to see.

@punknoodles0

2 жыл бұрын

Rogan would gladly step aside.

@FrankTheDoomriderJohansen

2 жыл бұрын

A podcast with George Carlin and Bill Hicks would be amazing!

@goldenserenity2385

2 жыл бұрын

Rogan has said several times that he’d have loved to have had Carlin on his podcast

This aged very well, Mr. Carlin. Well done, Sir!

@1927su

Жыл бұрын

The owners of this country was / is spot on too lol. What a guy!

@LoveMaskedBandits

9 ай бұрын

​@@1927suRight! There's a club and we're not in it!

@glb187

6 ай бұрын

He would have been labeled an "anti-masker and anti-vaxxer" if he were alive today as evidenced by this video. By the same people who like to claim he's on their side politically i.e. the left.

The irony is that George Carlin has never told a single joke. His truths made reality looks so absurd the only reaction is laughter

@jamesagwe2981

3 жыл бұрын

The reaction should be laughter whilst having a deep understanding of the subject matter

@spooookie2u

3 жыл бұрын

he didn't need to tell jokes when we keep electing them.

@padkirsch

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY what you said?

@Nano0k

3 жыл бұрын

...after he turned 35.

@Jobobaboss

3 жыл бұрын

Because it is humor. Humor isn't about the format to say stuff. It's about how controversial, dark, conflicting and painful the stuff is. And when it is, and you get the free add-on that the line is also relatable too? You're in for a huge smile on your face. That is (at least for me) the very definition of humor. But in this time, television and mainstream media boycotted humor a long time ago and replaced it for simple, dry, political correct, npc lines that aren't funny at all. You may still find them funny, but not as fucking funny as the oldskool shit. Because the old shit makes me laugh until my throat sores and muscles hurt like fuck. So enjoy yourselves here. Because "comedy" as we know it, isn't coming back any time soon.

This is not a comedy, this is a TED talk.

@patc1309

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@2792revs

3 жыл бұрын

Comment of the month!

@showusjustice523

3 жыл бұрын

😆

@B.K.J

3 жыл бұрын

No it isn’t, this is good and entertaining.

@APokeInTheEye

3 жыл бұрын

That's a pretty fucking funny TED Talk tho! 🙌

This man single handedly destroyed big pharma and the hygiene industry within 6 minutes. What a chad!!!! Absolutely love him.

@augustsawzak5401

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, people lived so long back in the days before medicine and vaccines. So many fewer diseases!

@BabbyCat3008

2 жыл бұрын

@@augustsawzak5401 😔😪

@ttorrr

2 жыл бұрын

Thats cuz he swam in RAW SEWAGE. now he will be protected when the germs turn our organs into LIQUID SHIT

@BabbyCat3008

2 жыл бұрын

@@ttorrr He was a comedian, and comedy is always about exaggerating the smallest of details to make it sound funnier. What he really meant was going natural and raw was the real secret to living a life free of diseases.

@toddinthemiddle

2 жыл бұрын

@@augustsawzak5401 i'd be anything that the carpet under your bed, where you've been hiding for two years, is clean enough to eat pudding off of.

Carlin was so far ahead of his time it's mind boggling.

@RevivedRecords

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine how pissed he would be now

@frankg5408

2 жыл бұрын

True

@snapperhd

2 жыл бұрын

He wasn’t ahead of his time, Americans just never changed since the beginning of the country’s history

@Earthling2046

2 жыл бұрын

@@snapperhd true

@jmwoods190

Ай бұрын

​@@snapperhd I'd say he's timeless. His words could be applied to far too many historical events!

The fact of the matter is that this guy is not joking.

@1369vmsmith

3 жыл бұрын

No, he is trying to give the world a heads up about the reality that we all face but he knows its a hopeless, lost cause so he might as well make a few bucks while the rest of us sit and laugh and wait to be fucked by the handful of ruthless predators that run things.

@TheWaldrip

3 жыл бұрын

So true today; he is right

@rosswhitehill3207

3 жыл бұрын

the truth is so stupid your only reaction is to laugh

@valf.4589

3 жыл бұрын

@@rosswhitehill3207 The first reaction is laughter and then one starts to think.....

@damonware2523

3 жыл бұрын

Best truth speaker to ever live

Covid-19 wouldn't stand a chance against George Carlin...

@reyy568

4 жыл бұрын

It's not that serious

@mikenazworth6734

4 жыл бұрын

Because he's tempered in raw sewage!

@professor_n

4 жыл бұрын

Covid-19 would contract George Carlin

@xoxoxo8307

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@kirkmckim2685

4 жыл бұрын

Straight to the colon!!

This guy had it right the whole time and predicted the future.

@hanzbouche5715

2 жыл бұрын

ever since trump arrived it was obvious about being full of shit really means. I was brainwashed for seven years to like the idea of a black man in an important suit and its all better now. change... but thats all big time major league bullshit now.

This man was speaking facts since day one. We all miss you, George Carlin

@Zonum1

Жыл бұрын

The guy died at age 71. Maybe if he had been more hygienic he would have lived longer.

@dacsulc9160

9 ай бұрын

​@@Zonum1for what?! To become burden to all around him? To die in pain and misery? Why?

@ASKMEABOUTMYGARDEN

6 ай бұрын

​@@Zonum1he had heart problems that doesn't really have anything to do with his immune system

@ASKMEABOUTMYGARDEN

6 ай бұрын

He didn't always speak the truth but he spoke his own truth there were things he said I didn't agree with but I do agree with this one

This man was decades ahead of his time.

@paulmc3457

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, he's timeless, ohhh yeah, and genius

@ericlogan4922

3 жыл бұрын

He definitely was... I was lucky enough to see him live here in Ohio

@morgangadbois2092

3 жыл бұрын

I know!! He'd been a GREAT President!!!!

@franz909

3 жыл бұрын

It was any bodies time if you had the balls .... he had the balls.

@rgbonner1528

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he was. Especially with all this Covid crap going around

The ILLUSION of security.

@sunshineandstarlight

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@sunshineandstarlight

3 жыл бұрын

The opposite of actual freedom which is security

@noneyabusiness1302

3 жыл бұрын

It's all theater.

@fabiancanada8876

3 жыл бұрын

@@noneyabusiness1302 Bread and circus

@Docchucklilchuck

3 жыл бұрын

Noneya Business I have the same type of business as you. Whenever I’m asked a question but I don’t wanna answer, it’s always about my business of nun ya...! And you’re right. All of this is theater. I don’t buy one piece of it. All of it manufactured. Mole hills turned in the mountains. Flashed millions of times on screens with commentators irritating and pulling our heartstrings.

"and Americans they panic easily" Ain't that the truth!

@lawliet2263

2 жыл бұрын

No only white girls with deligate skin

@jack002tuber

2 жыл бұрын

I was afraid you'd say that

@anthonywilson7304

2 жыл бұрын

There forced to panic.

@jack002tuber

2 жыл бұрын

@@anthonywilson7304 There??????

@anthonywilson7304

2 жыл бұрын

@@jack002tuber They're forced to panic. Grammar Nazi haha.

"Before they give you a lethal injection they swab your arm with alcohol" Man do I miss this guy. Loved him.

@jimjim377

2 жыл бұрын

In Germany, you need this injection to get euthanized.

@wombat6

Жыл бұрын

That line couldn't be funny if it wasn't also true

@bennywark3103

9 ай бұрын

That got me 😂

@georgepodaru

5 ай бұрын

Robin Williams stole this bit.

I'm starting to think George Carlin was a prophet

@jenniferjennings8791

4 жыл бұрын

He could see through all the bullshit!

@stefanSS1480

4 жыл бұрын

He's the guy that Jesus Christ needed to be. They just didn't have the knowledge back then and they needed to control the masses.

@stargazer7668

4 жыл бұрын

Meh he was just a straight up egotistical asshole but he was damn good at it...

@cpt4168

4 жыл бұрын

Where have you been? He was way ahead of his time and all of it TRUTH

@4LP3E

4 жыл бұрын

they just have an own mind and question the official narrative unlike blind sheeps. david icke carlin have balls

If George Carlin was still alive, he would be saying, "See, I told you so."

@kylem2693

4 жыл бұрын

Carlin would rip apart the people buying up the toilet paper

@TheWutangclan1995

4 жыл бұрын

Kyle M and call them weak pussies.

@iamtheonlywilly

4 жыл бұрын

Yuup

@dallasbrubaker6054

4 жыл бұрын

@@kylem2693 I remember when Johnny Carson joked about a toilet paper shortage: video.search.yahoo.com/search/video?fr=yfp-t-s&p=johnny+carson+toilet+paper+shortage+1973+video#action=view&id=14&vid=ccecde93e83e3e029d662e9e127506bf He did a retraction, which caused even more of a panic.

@PolGara0139

4 жыл бұрын

Richard Bowley I told someone the exact same thing

This aged like a fine wine

@WahooBrad24

2 жыл бұрын

Only it hasn’t gotten better with time.

2020-2022 would be golden years for Carlin

George never told a joke. He told true stories that made us laugh hysterically.

@yearginclarke

4 жыл бұрын

That's a fact

@PolGara0139

4 жыл бұрын

Too true & what he talked about is going on today. I wish he was alive. I wonder what he would say about Trump

@dzlf2504

4 жыл бұрын

Susan Seaman I hope he would say Trump 2020

@jenniferjennings8791

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed! He always told the truth!

@GS-qc7qi

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Good point.

I never thought George Carlin was ever joking about anything. Seinfeld, Sinbad, Louis Ck etc., are comedians. Carlin was The Voice Of Reason and educated us and demanded we question the stupidity around us.

@jamescrocker9643

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like he is my inner voice sometimes. He understood how to criticize society in a way that virtually everyone could understand and relate to. He said the things that we can’t say without being hated. He took the frustrated voice in us and made it funny. True genius.

@jamescunningham1844

3 жыл бұрын

Or question your own stupidity, you could be as "stupid" as most haha

@jamesnobles727

3 жыл бұрын

Church

@jerrycooperman4691

3 жыл бұрын

A comedic philosopher

@peter58peter

3 жыл бұрын

criminals misusing words to confusee: He told u that?

If George was still with us, he would be saying this all today. No doubt.

@TinyDancer250

2 жыл бұрын

And banned by You Know Who....

this aged extremely well, you are a legend sir

I miss this guy so much. He would make peoples heads explode today.

@phillipvasilakopoulos6026

3 жыл бұрын

I would tune in for that.

@wb8164

3 жыл бұрын

Well said

@asm-ex1jw

3 жыл бұрын

And they would deserve it

@milotura6828

3 жыл бұрын

@@asm-ex1jw they would

@benhammond9453

2 жыл бұрын

How good would it be

Within the first 33 seconds, he pretty much described 2020/2021 in a nutshell!

@dbzfan2487

3 жыл бұрын

True

@housewife3764

3 жыл бұрын

yup

@Stunseed

3 жыл бұрын

within the first 33 seconds he was finishing his skit on airport security and how they remove all your freedom from you as long as youre there

@unforkyours3lf730

2 жыл бұрын

What I was thinking

@bangzoom8180

2 жыл бұрын

33..

So much truth! “Your immune system needs practice”! 🙏🙏🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💪👊

@AVeryOldLady4397

9 ай бұрын

Vaccines good. But fear of germs bad. Nuance is usually the right answer

@Kat.Evangeline

9 ай бұрын

True

@cerberus3426

9 ай бұрын

I'm assuming you haven't heard his bit about abortion, & Republicans.😂

My favorite comedian EVER. Was lucky enough to see him Live when I was 20!

@finddeniro

2 жыл бұрын

I was Saw him at 20 as well..

@fatulcosmin

2 жыл бұрын

He was telling the truth combined with comedy

@Phthalo

2 жыл бұрын

I think I was 19 when I saw him.

@Amp661

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed. He's my number one!

@jodolski

Жыл бұрын

No comedy. Just truth.

This guy is every Karen‘s worst nightmare

@evelynfriday

3 жыл бұрын

😆

@jimgarrity2414

3 жыл бұрын

@SSJaye Maybe you're ugly....

@luislemos33

3 жыл бұрын

Male and female Karen, the true anti-karen human

@yammer123

3 жыл бұрын

Keep listening he talks sh!t on all the little pu$$y liberals your friends with in a few minutes

@honinakecheta601

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, Karen's would say they hated him but he was actually their wet dream lol

can we just all agree that the Corona Virus is making this stand up like five times funnier :)

@sophiam2095

4 жыл бұрын

Into the colon it goes!

@traceyhill702

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!!! I came here to share this and remind people

@yellowlightingbolt

4 жыл бұрын

I wish he was alive these days with this coronavirus shit and other non-sense...

@unfair1874

4 жыл бұрын

It's why I came back to watch it again 🤣🤣

@DeaconRayne

4 жыл бұрын

Fuckin' A, Sir!

Carlin tells FACTS in a way that makes us laugh! Wish he was still with us. He would have SOOOOO much material to work with!

@Amp661

2 жыл бұрын

Trump, Biden, Instagram, Facebook, Covid, Cancel Culture. He would have a GOLD MINE!

This is the speech he would have done if he was alive during covid. He was prophetic and a visionary ahead of his time.

@jeffgarmon1

5 ай бұрын

George Carlin then... Jimmy Dore now!

Who's here watching during the 2020 Coronavirus pandemic?

@kd17Burger

4 жыл бұрын

Please ...I've watched this for 20 years ..it's true... another thing will come around and we will be following that People get too scared...yes....hiding out does nothing

@crazykellywfo4240

4 жыл бұрын

I'ts all bullshit..........and it's bad for ya.

@J.M.-nb4gw

4 жыл бұрын

@Dan Bertucci as a nurse I know what you speak of well

@factfactory575

4 жыл бұрын

You mean the overhyped common cold?

@Matp78

4 жыл бұрын

Me

he once said, "It's called the American dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it." If he saw the state of the world today, he would probably spontaneously combust

@etherealenergy9471

3 жыл бұрын

That is true.

@edgarbanuelos6472

3 жыл бұрын

Spontaneously combust? Are you implying he's a snowflake?

@jimmysmom7449

3 жыл бұрын

@@edgarbanuelos6472 not sure where you get my "implying". If you're familiar with his material well enough, then you know that he tells it like it is and admits what pisses him off. Snowflakes get offended for no real reason. Just because they're sensitive. That's the opposite of George.

@rbagel55

3 жыл бұрын

Yep. When I was in grade school they used to teach us that the USA is the greatest country in the world and I once believed that. But that has been fading away for some time now

@jimmysmom7449

3 жыл бұрын

@@rbagel55 in case you haven't seen this video with Jeff Daniels, here's the link. kzread.info/dash/bejne/lH2krciwYZqTqbw.html

This aged well. Like a fine wine.

dude this video should be posted on every form of communication today. Even if you don't like his rhetoric it's still fucking hilarious

@frankg5408

2 жыл бұрын

Can't stop laughing!!!!

This should be shown all over TV instead of the news. RIP

@olmangolf

4 жыл бұрын

And In every classroom and workplace.

@estelleullmer3775

4 жыл бұрын

I absolutely agree! Unfortunately half of what he says would be "bleeped" out so I've been sending the link to everyone I know and even a few I don't. If I offend them there not the people I want to be around.

@Anthony-uf3oz

4 жыл бұрын

Amen,my brother !

@playsindirtnapsalot.299

4 жыл бұрын

absofuckinglutely

@robm2707

4 жыл бұрын

Falcon 84 😂😂😂

George Carlin never told a joke in his life.

@chandrasekharanpillai4519

3 жыл бұрын

Truth and nothing but truth

@thegrimmarcher202

3 жыл бұрын

:)

@ANTINATALIST_lewis

3 жыл бұрын

Hol up! (0_0) I'm scared.

@Markustajahoyrylaiva

3 жыл бұрын

he started his career with telling farting jokes,

@1112viggo

3 жыл бұрын

lol you didn´t see him when he was young did you? XD

Prophetic, Carlin, ahead of his time 10 years after still relevant and funny.

@davidpage3893

Жыл бұрын

Woodrow… George Carlin is the example of how everyone should be…an open minded critical thinker who calls out the ones who want to oppress and control humanity. We are seeing today what he talked about years ago. People are now starting to wake up, but this awakening we see happening today should’ve happened a day after November 22, 1963. I like your last name…sounds so familiar to me.

What I would give to hear Carlins opinions about our current events.

@nicodemusedwards6931

8 жыл бұрын

It would've be the greatest show he'd ever made.

@automan1223

7 жыл бұрын

They killed him right before his latest act. It would have been brutal.

@tionlover

7 жыл бұрын

+Lord Angus fuck, I've been thinking about this for a long minute. God all the shit he'd come up with 👌🏻💯

@aresdesideratus8410

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, "they" killed him alright, after something like five decades of letting him spread the truth. You know, fifty years of truth, but that last show, yeah, they couldn't allow that one... do you realize how fucking stupid you are for thinking that?

@jharju2352

7 жыл бұрын

+ARES DESIDERATUS Exactly. Dying of old age isn't some big conspiracy, it's what happens to people regardless of status or the amount of 'illegal truths' they spill.

“Americans, they panic easily, so now everybody’s running around Scrubbing this and spraying that.... “ I’d LOVE to hear George’s take on the Corona Virus 🦠 👎🏼 👍

@TCM215

4 жыл бұрын

You just did. This has been planned long ago

@radthadd

3 жыл бұрын

@@TCM215 yes

@joeturtleneck2300

3 жыл бұрын

@@TCM215 this hasnt been planned its inevitable. its science, the more the population grows, the more viruses, disease and sickness, notice it always comes from very populated areas first. you're stupid to think the govt was planning on spending trillions of dollars just to make us stay at home a few weeks then force us back out again. i would love to know your logic behind taking away jobs and rights of the consumers who are the economy in which our govt can operate. common fucking sense, seems like nobody has it. just insert baseless bullshit conspiracy theory and call everyone else a sheep for using their common sense to protect their family while you deny and spread the virus causing it to mutate and get deadlier.

@Dan-el5oe

3 жыл бұрын

@@joeturtleneck2300 Screw you, there's nothing wrong with questioning where the virus came from. You're maybe right about where viruses start, but you're wrong when associating virus conspiracy theorists with anti maskers. THEY'RE NOT THE SAME THING.

@bmocbruhistotle339

3 жыл бұрын

@Joe Kinchicken the only plan is god wiping us all out because of people like you

George Carlin was a sage and a prophet . RIP brother .

This was recorded in February 1999 in N.Y.C. Georges humor is guaranteed funny forever...

Oh God, if only he was around now.

@tanjasantiago2173

3 жыл бұрын

Omg he would not be happy

@saucywench9122

3 жыл бұрын

This is the next best thing so share it with everyone. But not on FB, they take it down every time.

@lacameron4926

3 жыл бұрын

He would Turn in his. Grave my brother would to.

@spike0365

3 жыл бұрын

he would have had a field day with the virus and what is going on with the election

@pikehunter23750

3 жыл бұрын

I say the same thing about Sam Kinison.

This has so much relevance now that it's ridiculous

This is so prophetic. Thank you George dearly. RIP.

Carlin knew how to talk where the elite couldn't keep him quiet. Very relevant in today's world his material speaks the truth. Miss you George you still live on.

He wasn't a comedian he was just an angry teller of the funny truth

@sunshineandstarlight

3 жыл бұрын

Ha. Same.

@idontanswerquestions.271

3 жыл бұрын

@Rob T You will go into the boxcar quietly.

@friendlyone2706

3 жыл бұрын

The source of the greatest humor is to see ourselves

@husseinmohammed8654

3 жыл бұрын

Well this is deep :/

@theevan3867

3 жыл бұрын

Truth? So, you're gonna use the same brush ha.

It sucks that you have to be a comedian to speak this sort of truth. Half the people listening probably think that he’s joking

@bkbekka3039

4 жыл бұрын

Lol..sadly, you are on point!!

@stimpy_thecat

4 жыл бұрын

Remember, only the court jester could get away with mocking the king.

@toddroper6599

4 жыл бұрын

Carlin would be a victim of cancel culture today, and be proud of it. SJW PUSSIES!

@31teresahopkins

4 жыл бұрын

Even as a comedian, if you said anything like this today they would strike it down on every media outlet possible. Our government, big pharma, news media, and our own search bars are in league and the kicker is we all know about, we all bitch about it but nobody wants to do a damn thing.

@toddroper6599

4 жыл бұрын

@@31teresahopkins Snopes would debunk it and give it 4 pinocchios! If there's anything the PC mob hate more than truth, it's comedy!

Watching this at the end of 2021 is just mind blowing

George carlin's wisdom is timeless, he gave so much insight in his material to last long after he died to make more specials from the grave

Watching this in 2020 as people freak out about the Corona Virus is something else.... Carlin was a visionary

@deanwatson4445

4 жыл бұрын

It's entertainment.

@CAMMYSINCLAIR

4 жыл бұрын

The plage

@bigmono3000

4 жыл бұрын

@@deanwatson4445 yea I agree the corona virus is great entertainment (reality t.v)

@stevenwiederholt7000

4 жыл бұрын

One thing it has done is made it much easier to spot the Stupid people.

@AggressiveHiDef

4 жыл бұрын

@@deanwatson4445 It's Facts.

Omg George was right. This guy was so ahead of his time. Brilliant.

@happytrails699

3 жыл бұрын

@Rob T I wear a mask every time I leave my house. I wear it in stores, on walks and when I bike. I am high risk so I double mask and wear googles.

@happytrails699

3 жыл бұрын

@Rob T I am 60 yrs old and have several autoimmune issues. I will be honest however, I am not as scared of Covid as I was when it first hit the US.

@happytrails699

3 жыл бұрын

@Rob T I definitely remember watching that video and thinking, this guy makes a lot of sense. Initially I was not scared of Covid. Unfortunately, once the media got a hold of it, I almost felt brainwashed with fear.

@autoworld100

3 жыл бұрын

Done with you no I fucking don’t

@mrpostive9286

3 жыл бұрын

all of us know what he know it’s just we can’t see it

George Carlin was a true gift to us. My father was born in 1921 and was from a time when people were much more proper, he almost never uttered a foul word. He adored George Carlin, he always made my Dad laugh no matter what came out of his mouth. Great to see this video posted, it brings back fond memories. Keep laughing everyone, we need to now more than ever.

Strange to see this now in October of 2021. George knew. He was a smart forward thinking man. He shows the lunacy of today

He’s talking about covid from beyond the grave.

@robertcalhoun4459

3 жыл бұрын

no he isn't. Covid is different, clearly. It's a virus as bad as polio or aids.

@macdaddymarte

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertcalhoun4459 false

@robertcalhoun4459

3 жыл бұрын

I worked in a company investigating bacteria, not all bacteria is bad, much of it is good and we are over sanitized, however, this virus is crazy and needs to be addressed before the varients evolve passed our capacity to deal with it. That's why I don't like using something from the past to frame today's problems. It's not the same.

@thomasj4245

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertcalhoun4459 hahaha did you just say covid-19 is as bad as aids and polio????!!! You're the idiot he's making fun of in this video! 😂😂😂 Covid-19 has a 98.7% survival rate 😂😂💜

@robertcalhoun4459

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasj4245 I'm not sure why you're calling names at all. Last I checked he never made fun of people in 1918 who used NPIs to protect themselves against a viral spread. The issue with you is you're applying things that Carlin said to your own personal politics and view which is highly uneducated. These are clearly different times. The thing your missing is precisely that 98.7 percent survival rate really means a 1.3 percent death rate. These numbers are false, but that's not really the point. The virus is deadly because it transmits to high numbers of people and kills a small percentage of a lot of people. We cannot lose millions of people and have a normal economy and Trump got us stuck in the middle of doing something, but not enough as far as NPIs. Compared to the Spanish flu, this will be a bigger disaster in the end. It's frustrating because we know how to stop it but chose not to because of politics and now we have variants. The US has 25 percent of all deaths and 4 percent of the population. This isn't good.

“Those that trade essential liberties for temporary security deserve to have neither.” -Benjamin Franklin

@techtronicman1

3 жыл бұрын

Says the guy that traded his soul to the dark side to save the life of the girl he ended up choking

@mm1k3y

3 жыл бұрын

What essential liberties have been traded? This makes mo sense.

@michaels1719

3 жыл бұрын

@@mm1k3y the patriot act is the perfect example if said quote

@mm1k3y

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaels1719 You don't answer the question at all.

@michaels1719

3 жыл бұрын

@@mm1k3y then i envy your naivety.

Isn't it terrifying how relevant this is in 2021? 😂😂😂 God I miss George

its almost like this guy was warning us about something.

@Marci92xyz

2 жыл бұрын

he was 24/7 lol

1.2k people don't like hearing the truth george was amazing.

@jtheoriginal9775

3 жыл бұрын

Very true.👊 I swear to christ Im exactly like him and I haven't been sick sense I was 16...16 years ago.

@chriswagner7891

3 жыл бұрын

The funny thing thing about him back then is he was considered by most a liberal but in reality if you look back now he wanted government out of our lives. 👍👍

@jtheoriginal9775

3 жыл бұрын

@@chriswagner7891 yeah I'm totally against the go_e_ent too. I don't vote at all. I support no one. F__k them all. An__chy 👍I wanna watch the WORLD 🔥,

@ChrisLee-xq9le

3 жыл бұрын

Those are Russian bots my friend 😏

@jtheoriginal9775

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilbaby_1 you'll never meet a guy like me. I can careless if anyone believe me but I'm immortal. ZERO stores have told me to wear a mask. People get a good feeling around me and ignore it. Every time I'm in stores i walk around laughing. People say i kinda look like The Joker 😂🃏 My picture on here is one of my tattoos

The world needs this now more than ever.

@ryanthegreat805

3 жыл бұрын

YES.

@zoiesullivan3112

3 жыл бұрын

Preach brothers! Also, if you guys are sick of this tyranny being exacted upon us and you wanna spread the word of words on why this is all BS, check out Andrew Kaufman and Thomas Cowan!

@zoiesullivan3112

3 жыл бұрын

@Rob T Check this out. This man breaks down the issues with what people in the medical community are taught about virology and germ theory. kzread.info/dash/bejne/n2eAydScdKTSetY.html

@zoiesullivan3112

3 жыл бұрын

@Rob T I clicked share on my youtube phone app. If it didn't work here's the link on the browser. m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/n2eAydScdKTSetY.html

@zoiesullivan3112

3 жыл бұрын

@Rob T, m is for mobile. I'm on my phone, bro. Get on your phone and click "Copy to Clipboard" and it will do the same thing. I'd wait until I got off of work to send the link via my PC, but since you no longer trust my links, just look up "Dr Thomas Cowan Covid 19 Fails Kochs Postulates" and the video is a mirror uploaded by a channel called "Rick Friedrich". Jesus. If you look in the description of that video you'll find all of the sources, such as "The Mammalian Virome in Genetics Analysis and Disease Pathogenesis" by Herbert Skip Virgin and a summary of Arthur Firstenburg's "The Invisible Rainbow."

Corona got me here. George, you're sorely missed.

This is more relevant now than ever - Carlin, philosopher and comedian

@Prodmullefc

2 жыл бұрын

don't forget conductor!

We miss you George, last human with common sense who ever held a microphone and spoke the truth.

@jordandior3191

4 жыл бұрын

mirrecords There's Gary Yourofsky, look him up.

@mirrecords

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan Dior I’ll check him out, thanks for the recommendation.

@mirrecords

4 жыл бұрын

milk mon he was one of the greats as well

@k.stacey7389

4 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle does a good job on a lot of subjects.

@zenrue_

4 жыл бұрын

bill burr tells it like it is also!

George Carlin, How you are missed, 2020 could use him right now.

@katherinecompton6591

4 жыл бұрын

Robin, too.

@twigtoomooninnovationz

4 жыл бұрын

... Frank Zappa too! ...

@SuckMyJohnson

4 жыл бұрын

He checked out of this hell hole. Good for him. RIP George

@stimpy_thecat

4 жыл бұрын

And Christopher Hitchens.

@frankvonfrauner

Жыл бұрын

@@stimpy_thecat we've got his more mature and meaner brother Peter Hitchens

If only George Carlin were still alive and running the CDC, we wouldn't have the problem we have now!

@zacksmith5963

2 жыл бұрын

U still would . He wd just yell fk u,

@g.l.holdren162

2 жыл бұрын

Or we could quit listening to the CDC.

LEGEND!!! No Comedian has the balls to say this type of stuff that George said. He wasn't PC. He was real

If Carlin was around today the media and you all would call him a far right conspiracy theorist.

@livingcreatively1

3 жыл бұрын

🔨 nailed it.

@jacobo9611

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@fasteddyuk

2 жыл бұрын

No they wouldn't. He doesn't have a right-wing bone in his body.

@TheSnoozeFox

2 жыл бұрын

@@fasteddyuk I know that was my point you idiot

@jacobo9611

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSnoozeFox lol be nice

Legend says, George got infected by a corona virus once. But after five days of agonizing pain, the virus died.

@xtzyshuadog

4 жыл бұрын

*That used to be Chuck Norris.*

@jummeldelarosa1759

4 жыл бұрын

@@xtzyshuadog by his age, I'd say he was more like "Clint Wastwood"

@patrickmcpherson97

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 good one.

@dickmarx1298

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao yes!

@pika62221

3 жыл бұрын

is that why e's dead today?

Every thing he said was true.

@SolarisKane

2 жыл бұрын

Like, literally true. Except for that joke with the brush at the end, obviously.

2022 just keeps getting more relevant with time.

This is even better during a pandemic.

@froggysmalls8956

3 жыл бұрын

@Darth Exhaustus lol

@roflryan1

3 жыл бұрын

@Darth Exhaustus plandemic

@creepyjoebiden7176

3 жыл бұрын

Scamdemic

@Chrisko1492

3 жыл бұрын

Except that Carlin wasn‘t talking about a once-in-a-century virus like Covid-19. so this video isn‘t relevant to the current situation.

@blackrasputin3356

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chrisko1492 Yeah those people with polio sure were lucky they didn't have to deal with a real disease like covid. Just imagine having new strain of the cold in the 1950s...

"It needs germs to practice on" Gold...pure gold.

"Where's your sense of adventure take a fuvking chance will you"? Love that line

Comedians and musicians have this gift to see and perceive things that regular people that do not.

Its times like these (March 2020) George gives me a sense of calm and peace when everyone is telling me to freak out

@sirmount2636

4 жыл бұрын

“Fear of germs, why these fuckin’ pussies!”

@vegeta9411

4 жыл бұрын

Experts say that eventually 90 to 80 percent of us are gonna get it. The issue is that we don’t get it all at once because the hospitals won’t be able to keep up.

@TrevorHamberger

4 жыл бұрын

@@vegeta9411 "Experts". Fuck off moron. blog.nomorefakenews.com/2020/03/09/selling-fear-the-epidemic-experts-weigh-in/

@lights8811

4 жыл бұрын

​@@TrevorHamberger Covid-shmovid...I'm waiting for the next super solar flair, the one that fries almost all electronics, then my friend we'll see the true panic...I mean...maybe not cause we won't hear about it, cause no tv or internet, but you get what I'm saying :PPP

@davidbarroso1960

4 жыл бұрын

Fulcanelli your ‘source’ is just a bunch of rambling without actually disputing any of the numbers. The fact is, hundreds of thousands if not millions will die. This is more dangerous that any disease that has come before in the past few years. If you don’t believe me, come back here in a few weeks after the bodies start dropping

all these people listened, and forgot it all the next day....

@callmeso3714

3 жыл бұрын

This is so true. When they vaccinate us Bill Gates said 700,000 people will die. Why? Because of our weakass immune system due to constant cleaning and paranoia. Hes making us weak.

@NigeeNkomo

3 жыл бұрын

It's how the system works they cheer on one minute soon as they home they busy repeating what they've been programmed since childhood

@jarvisblay9025

3 жыл бұрын

@@NigeeNkomo Exactly 👍👍👍👍👍👍

man, george carlin would have a field day with these pandemics

@Amp661

Жыл бұрын

He would rip Trump, Biden, Antifa, Black Lives Matter. All that stupid shit.

@masterkc

Жыл бұрын

I have a feeling George would turn on us...think about how many great celebs we trusted turn a blind eye? Our own friends and family...our docter that we have been with for years, all suddenly push us away. George would have been forced to comply or he would have shown his true colors. Just go search for his videos on the gov before September 11 and after...then you will see what I'm talking about.

He's right when we were kids we played outside germs everywhere

I wish George Carlin and Robin Williams were still around, they would have some amazing material to work with!

@KingNothing916

3 жыл бұрын

Robin Williams next to Carlin for childhood to this day my favorite comedian

@robertkyte4055

3 жыл бұрын

I would have LOVED to see them collaborate !

@sevfan1

3 жыл бұрын

Robin would have been peddling the "stay at home, we're all in this together" bullshit just like all the rest of Hollywood.

@sevfan1

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertkyte4055 Carlin had more balls than Robin.

It’s like he is from the future and is sick of everyone’s shit and mocking us with the truth

@saberiandream316

2 жыл бұрын

The sad part is how SJWs cannot see why right-wingers love this man - while ignoring the fact they'd recoil from him at colleges today.

I'm sure we all wish George was here now

Will there ever be a better way to explain than this? Absolutely killed it.

This is uncanny. Although he died 12 yrs ago, you'd think he did this bit live last night. Funny stuff!😜

@yogione

4 жыл бұрын

It was of course all about anticipating the genius of Trump and his followers. And if you can believe that, you can believe anything.

@kevinmac3608

3 жыл бұрын

@@yogione You must be one of the pussies George was talking about.

@sunshineandstarlight

3 жыл бұрын

Truth

@deejo2

3 жыл бұрын

@@yogione You must've been the one who clicked like on your own comment. No one else would.

@BrooklynGuido42

3 жыл бұрын

True art is timeless

Jesus Christ!!!!..... This guys is a prophet!!! Can't believe how precise he described the ongoing so many years ago..... RIP, George....

@lizi.2503

3 жыл бұрын

God bless his soul!

@ragerontilt4778

3 жыл бұрын

Love the enthusiasm but it’s not a prediction, it’s nothing new.

@saberiandream316

2 жыл бұрын

After a while, you begin to see repeating historical trends. In his case, all these comments PREDATE 9/11, and they predate the pandemic police state. Take an older movie like Enemy of the State. That is a timeless tale heads and shoulders above the mindless Hollywood drivel now because it _wasn't about the politics surrounding 9/11._ Or Bush's failed War on Terror. Or the leaks from Edward Snowden about the surveillance state we have thanks to 9/11. It's just so amusing to me how little has changed in the last two to three decades.

@MayaState

2 жыл бұрын

It’s because there was a germ scare in the 90s, to prep the populace for the 2020s

Amazing. Totally contemporary to the dystopian nightmare we are now experiencing.

Im here in Jan 2023, survived the COVID-19 without any difficulties... While watching this..I realised that, if this was a TED talk show, the audience responce would me much quieter/lesser than it is now. 😊

This dude was so real and funny that you don’t even see his comedy anymore. He called out government the way we should no wonder his specials are never on anything.

@wesjimez2941

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry I'm sure youtube will eventually removed his video's because they don't support their liberal bs.

@dancoversmusic

4 жыл бұрын

That's why I have the collection on DVD fuck deleting content.

@jamesaldana3879

4 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is a close second

@gilmorehappy7141

4 жыл бұрын

James Aldana I’ll have to check him out never heard of him. I have yet to see a close second to GC

@bluzercic

4 жыл бұрын

@@wesjimez2941 george was a liberal, wtf u talkin about. hed feast on trump and retards that support him

Man I've been saying this all along. People think we are crazy to think like the way he thinks. And here I am healthy and not getting sick every year.

@grumpyolman7670

4 жыл бұрын

Time to reassess our culture and how we got here.

@emmaeverth1033

4 жыл бұрын

Have him cook for you after he went to the bathroom...

@UFO_808

4 жыл бұрын

@Im Rosin what are you talking about bro can you simplify it im dumb

@Amp661

2 жыл бұрын

@@emmaeverth1033 no problem. More germs to fight, more stronger immune system. It would be an honor.

This guy spoke the truth..... oh how we are such blind sheep. Covid generation..... Listen to this man....

@ladyaceina

2 жыл бұрын

so you did not under stand what he was talking about at all a vaccine is all about helping your immune system his own daughter said he would be first inline a vaccine is literally a weakened version a of a virus teaching your body how to fight said virus

@iloveboxing677

2 жыл бұрын

@@ladyaceina Thank you for your invaluable advice.....

ahead of his time. people need to watch this now! before youtube takes it down!

@liriohdelmontechaparro2299

2 жыл бұрын

I just mentioned the same thing KZread is sold out channel that feeds the viewers just as the tv and radio the same 💩 crap and knocks down the real eye opening channel with common sense

George Carlin never played around. What he's saying is pure FACT.

@floweroflife0306

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely.

@100nitrog

3 жыл бұрын

Fact: you don’t understand what facts are.

@andrewvanhalen1984

3 жыл бұрын

@@100nitrog Fact: you're a fucking pussy

@phlhoran12396

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewvanhalen1984 Most likely. So many pussy snowflakes now. Wearing masks, especially outside, should be locked up. Morons.

@dustinclouse6888

2 жыл бұрын

@@phlhoran12396 Or the people you see driving in the car by themselves, wearing a mask. Makes me just wanna fucking pit maneuver those motherfuckers into the guard rail

When men werent afraid to be politically incorrect

@nalejbank

4 жыл бұрын

And truthful too! August 1st, 2020 - Return to Normal Day! Enough of this BS already!

@jazura2

3 жыл бұрын

There was no political correctness. Only tasteless or obscene.

@aprilleerose

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@jazura2

3 жыл бұрын

@Joshua I was replying to someone about the fact that years ago there was no political correctness on the scale that it exists today. George used anger to be funny. Like Lenny Bruce, Today there is only anger.

@jazura2

3 жыл бұрын

@Joshua yes I read my own comment and it wasn't clear at all!!

How many of those laughing then are now in fear and took the jab and now engage in demonising the ''selfish'' unvaccinated ?

@mercenaut

2 жыл бұрын

I know right??

@Kryptiq333

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@zacksmith5963

2 жыл бұрын

We arent on death row

@aurorab6796

Жыл бұрын

More afraid of what the government will do/does. But, Carlin wasn't afraid of that either, he said just sit back and watch the show.

He's got a point. I grew up in a place where swimming in canals was ok, poverty-stricken housing estate we had no central heating used to wake up with a wet bed, but now i'm older i never get sick as it strengthened my immune system

George described my life to a "T". I'm 72 and my last cold was at 30 yrs old. I love this guy.

@themightyparthos

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm a retired plumber myself, I have come in contact with so much filth that my immune system could laugh off the deadliest of germs.

@SameerSharma-gh8mg

3 жыл бұрын

But this is not the case with everyone. I and my mother get cold, stomach pains and sneezes all the time while my father rarely get ill ,he even survived three accidents. We don't have a super clean completely sterilised house yet we fall ill a lot. People go to these lengths nowadays because it's not medieval times anymore and they don't wanna take chance with their precious lives .

@themightyparthos

3 жыл бұрын

@@SameerSharma-gh8mg This is simply natural selection at work, the weak die off and the strong survive. There is no logical reason to lockup the healthy and close the world down in a vain attempt to conquer nature. I wish that grandma, grandpa, all of my old dogs, and every sick baby could live forever, sadly nature trumps delusion.

@SameerSharma-gh8mg

3 жыл бұрын

@@themightyparthos Yes you are right but it's the insatiated thrust of humuns today that just want to cling onto their lives for as long as they can. Since majority of us don't believe in any Gods waiting for us after we die or fairy tales of heaven and hell the desire to live as long as we can never extinguishes especially if you live in west with all the comforts and luxuries.

@themightyparthos

3 жыл бұрын

@@SameerSharma-gh8mg I can see your point, but the insanity infects more than just 84 year old men. Healthy kids are running around spreading the gospel of masks and using online meetings over the embrace of a good friend. Thank you for the conversation.

Carlin was way ahead of his time.

@rayray5472

3 жыл бұрын

Actually no the past just repeats itself...The people change but what causes panic remains the same...

@sevfan1

3 жыл бұрын

Was happening then too just not at this level.

@Dragon43ish

3 жыл бұрын

way way way

Speaks louder now in 2021 than back then.

COVID COVID truth ! He was years ahead of is time !

A seer, poet and true mystic disguised as a comedian. The greatest.