From COP26 to Anti Vaxxers, Joe Biden’s Leadership is Causing a Stink | The Russell Howard Hour

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  • @connorjones9314
    @connorjones93142 жыл бұрын

    Americans never disappoint to give Russell easy material to work with 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KarinKira1

    @KarinKira1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sadly camilla is british.

  • @berniethekiwidragon4382

    @berniethekiwidragon4382

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe America is not scripted.

  • @theenigmaticst7572

    @theenigmaticst7572

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@berniethekiwidragon4382 Maybe it's performance art, and we're just not clued into the joke yet? :P

  • @t.jmaddog2188

    @t.jmaddog2188

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah they never disappoint to give comeidains material to use.

  • @LostProphet195

    @LostProphet195

    2 жыл бұрын

    As an American, I can confirm that everyday is pure ridiculousness.

  • @seanpoag4170
    @seanpoag41702 жыл бұрын

    -They were disappointed that the assassinated president and his deceased son never showed. -What a F***ING SURPRISE(!) 🙄 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Freepalestine.Laurie

    @Freepalestine.Laurie

    2 жыл бұрын

    😆😆😆😆

  • @danwic

    @danwic

    2 жыл бұрын

    These people vote 😱😱

  • @jasonabernethy99

    @jasonabernethy99

    2 жыл бұрын

    He sounded so broken,

  • @tomhumphrey7383

    @tomhumphrey7383

    2 жыл бұрын

    My reaction for the first was like WHAT NO, MAN I CANT BELIVE THAT

  • @zimrulezlotrrocz

    @zimrulezlotrrocz

    2 жыл бұрын

    His voice crack on F***ING 🤣😂😭

  • @peachysnapsgaming4037
    @peachysnapsgaming40372 жыл бұрын

    “What came first covid or the vaccine” spat my drink out.

  • @jspright5226

    @jspright5226

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Indo-Anglo-Celt you americans love your conspiracies way too much. You become deluded that it's the truth.

  • @emjay2045

    @emjay2045

    2 жыл бұрын

    🦠 💉

  • @bobmetcalfe9640
    @bobmetcalfe96402 жыл бұрын

    How that TV news reader could say "They were disappointed....." with a straight face I just don't know.

  • @asina6352

    @asina6352

    2 жыл бұрын

    Practice m'man, practice. Have you seen the level of fut nuckery that's come outta the US over the past... I was going to say 40 years, but it's more a kin to 4ever...

  • @SevCaswell

    @SevCaswell

    2 жыл бұрын

    They have had 4 years of the Trump presidency to practice.

  • @berniethekiwidragon4382

    @berniethekiwidragon4382

    2 жыл бұрын

    Probably spent 2 hours in the dressing room laughing it out before going on camera.

  • @Becca_2828
    @Becca_28282 жыл бұрын

    "Thunder dump" is now a term I will try to use as much as possible!

  • @robertpotts4285

    @robertpotts4285

    2 жыл бұрын

    I concur, fabulous term

  • @jocomfiresin6982

    @jocomfiresin6982

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thunder dump coming out your beautiful thunder rump. seems creepy but I had to say the rhyme...

  • @markgigiel2722

    @markgigiel2722

    2 жыл бұрын

    With AC/DC playing.

  • @raoulduke344
    @raoulduke3442 жыл бұрын

    "...Explain why the key sticks to me". The woman in the blue t-shirt sitting to that person's right had the best facial expressions. It's like she's on The Office. (Edit: it's at 4:43)

  • @kernowpictures2002

    @kernowpictures2002

    2 жыл бұрын

    And she clearly fell asleep for Physics classes in School or hell just look up the word magnet in the dictionary

  • @KatieM786

    @KatieM786

    2 жыл бұрын

    I had to skip back to look again coz of your comment and it was worth every second!

  • @ThiefOfNavarre

    @ThiefOfNavarre

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well spotted. I'm glad I went through the comments section

  • @katychristianmagazine8507

    @katychristianmagazine8507

    2 жыл бұрын

    Audio has emerged of Biden's "gas attack" on Duchess Camilla 2 weeks ago! kzread.info/dash/bejne/eoVmpc1uhL21YbQ.html

  • @johnrevene3053
    @johnrevene30532 жыл бұрын

    When He said JFK rose from the grave like a half-headed Jesus I lost it.This is what American TV is sorely lacking.

  • @maukke38
    @maukke382 жыл бұрын

    I just thought to myself 15min ago ”It would be nice to go to the US to work.” This video quickly reminded my why thats a bad idea

  • @Valpo2004

    @Valpo2004

    2 жыл бұрын

    Prior to 2016 I would have told you things are not that bad as media plays them out to be and to some extent that is still true. On the other hand I won't lie that things are crazier here than they have ever been in my lifetime and I would be lying if I said that my wife and I have not made some preliminary plans and preparations in case of a civil war.

  • @ryadhasanahmed5443

    @ryadhasanahmed5443

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Dave Gilmour And the Democrats are like the Tories in the UK

  • @Valpo2004

    @Valpo2004

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Dave Gilmour Absolutely agree.

  • @stevec6427

    @stevec6427

    2 жыл бұрын

    I looked at it several years ago. Despite the cheaper taxes and fuel, it's more expensive to live in the US than the UK. A healthcare policy which gave full coverage to match what we get from the NHS cost more than my total taxes in the UK.

  • @ryadhasanahmed5443

    @ryadhasanahmed5443

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@stevec6427 With the Tories' Health and Social Care Bill on the table giving private firms more access to our NHS we have to pray to make sure NHS remains free to use. Fuck Tories.

  • @mandyjones1705
    @mandyjones17052 жыл бұрын

    Can't believe Russell is 41, looks 31! And is hilarious of course 😁 love him ❤️👍

  • @annnee6818

    @annnee6818

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's 41?!! Holy shit

  • @michaelairley2015

    @michaelairley2015

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's called makeup and lighting.

  • @oatymilkshake

    @oatymilkshake

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gestalt.7135 Everyone in TV wears makeup, without it they look sweaty on camera because of the lighting 👍

  • @daniellamcgee4251

    @daniellamcgee4251

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@oatymilkshake True. And also very pale ('washed out') with the bright lights. The same applies to the stage, and film.

  • @dissonantdreams

    @dissonantdreams

    2 жыл бұрын

    I legit had to look that up to check that it was true 😆

  • @cfgp
    @cfgp2 жыл бұрын

    6:01 not only the president, who has been dead for 60 years, but also his son, who has been dead for over 20 both of which were democrats, for that matter...

  • @d1p70

    @d1p70

    2 жыл бұрын

    Facts and reality?! Get outta here!!!

  • @monroerobbins7551

    @monroerobbins7551

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I’m pretty sure that if they came back, they’d spend more time asking questions and having an existential crisis than re electing an angry tangerine.

  • @MrVonweber
    @MrVonweber2 жыл бұрын

    Russell is wonderful...brightens my days with his astute and and honest programs couched in humor.

  • @TakingThingsLiterary8902
    @TakingThingsLiterary89022 жыл бұрын

    It's no wonder America is so nutty. From what I've heard from there, they treat public schools more like prisons rather than actual facilities for education. (do correct me if I'm wrong)

  • @masansr

    @masansr

    2 жыл бұрын

    They treat them more like shooting ranges.

  • @TakingThingsLiterary8902

    @TakingThingsLiterary8902

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@masansr honestly, was predicting a reply like that

  • @annnee6818

    @annnee6818

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sadly you're right. And they pay the teachers a pittance and the curriculum is medieval

  • @Alucard-gt1zf

    @Alucard-gt1zf

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@annnee6818 not much difference from here then

  • @kubrikansis7289

    @kubrikansis7289

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@annnee6818 one of the only developed nations on earth where certain states have to teach creationism in a fucking science class

  • @striverfor7628
    @striverfor76282 жыл бұрын

    4:45 She ACTUALLY believes what she's saying. Can't believe people

  • @misstangshan95
    @misstangshan952 жыл бұрын

    It's good that Russel will take jabs at both ends of the political spectrum.

  • @annnee6818

    @annnee6818

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's why it's comedy. I don't think anyone sane seriously thinks politics are binary, one side is evil, the other can do no wrong.

  • @ashk5033

    @ashk5033

    2 жыл бұрын

    yes exactly !!!

  • @DNRTannen

    @DNRTannen

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think any decent comedian will take the piss out of whoever deserves it, and, well, just look at Biden here. It writes itself.

  • @grandy2875

    @grandy2875

    2 жыл бұрын

    let's face it, Russell is an equal opportunity shit stirer... and I for one wouldn't want him any other way... ;)

  • @alvinleonardo1263

    @alvinleonardo1263

    2 жыл бұрын

    He makes fun of everyone equally 🤣

  • @lillyr9295
    @lillyr92952 жыл бұрын

    The best part was when JFK didn't show, they changed it to "Maybe he's supposed to show up at the Rolling Stones concert tonight" which then changed to "Keith Richards is JFK." You really can't keep Qanon down.🤦‍♀

  • @jocomfiresin6982

    @jocomfiresin6982

    2 жыл бұрын

    At this point I'm actually supporting the Qanon people. I mean let's be honest clearly all the followers are just insanely dumb... So whoever is behind that shit has to have some brilliant levels of story writing skills... I'm actually proud of this fellow fantasy writer and his fan base.

  • @kupi1754

    @kupi1754

    2 жыл бұрын

    Qanon is just a bunch of people trolling stupid people.

  • @amir123786

    @amir123786

    2 жыл бұрын

    The real truth that day was Robbery jfk exposing the vaccine industry lol. You people only see what social media decides. Robbert jfk was trending, so twitter jijacked the word jfk that day. Go check his twitter.

  • @amir123786

    @amir123786

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Real Aiglon meanwhile we have people who think their ancestors were monkeys? It was it apes? Whatever it is, with thoughts like that, I’d say they’re closer to a donkey.

  • @apeman9238

    @apeman9238

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Real Aiglon no those are American evangellicals, not christians.

  • @mcdontle
    @mcdontle2 жыл бұрын

    'we will fight them on the beaches' *in walks james acaster* 'YOU LOVE THOSE PEACHES?'

  • @sillywombat

    @sillywombat

    2 жыл бұрын

    A. We will fight them on the beaches B. God damn i love these peaches

  • @alliancebroadcast4300
    @alliancebroadcast43002 жыл бұрын

    I thought America was a country of tragedy but actually a country of comedy.. 😂

  • @michellemorey2951

    @michellemorey2951

    2 жыл бұрын

    a tragic comedy

  • @berniethekiwidragon4382

    @berniethekiwidragon4382

    2 жыл бұрын

    Comedy stems from tragedy.

  • @dexsolaris115

    @dexsolaris115

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes we're a bunch of idiots which is the primary fuel for comedy

  • @meumentorgringo8342
    @meumentorgringo83422 жыл бұрын

    I’m so glad I found this guy. He’s hilarious!

  • @ZoeElizabeth1993
    @ZoeElizabeth19932 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely love Russell, always perks me up no matter what he talks about 👍😀❤

  • @iram_asim

    @iram_asim

    2 жыл бұрын

    Same, he is so witty and funny

  • @timothyearp631
    @timothyearp6312 жыл бұрын

    With regard to the lady who claims to be magnetic, most keys are made of non-ferrous metal. you can't get a proper magnet to stick to most keys

  • @susanfarley1332
    @susanfarley13322 жыл бұрын

    There is no way that key stuck because it was magnetic. Most of the keys are made from brass. Even when they look silvery, they are brass under that silvery coating. Padlock keys can be iron but that didn't look like a padlock key. I've seen kids put a spoon on their nose and it looks stuck on but its not because the kids were magnetic.

  • @hinzster

    @hinzster

    2 жыл бұрын

    In fact, a magnetic key would interfere with the workings of the lock, pulling pins that should be pulled and stuff like that. So no, that key was either not a normal key, or it wasn't magnetic. What's 100% sure is that the woman is a total nutter.

  • @CollinMcLean

    @CollinMcLean

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hinzster The human body is just sometimes sticky...

  • @RubenTheCartographer

    @RubenTheCartographer

    2 жыл бұрын

    Try putting a key on your body when you just woke up. It'll always stick because humans are sweaty and sticky. I can even 'magnetize' a piece of plywood to my body ..

  • @James-ng6nl

    @James-ng6nl

    2 жыл бұрын

    Honestly i don’t think it needed an explanation the vaccine clearly makes you. Magnetic wake up i was walking in my kitchen and all my knives stabbed into me

  • @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380

    @cleoldbagtraallsorts3380

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@James-ng6nl lol.

  • @LadyHashZ
    @LadyHashZ2 жыл бұрын

    That whispering killed me. “Do you want ice cream?!” Loool

  • @superpantman
    @superpantman2 жыл бұрын

    I appreciate he goes for both sides of politics. Many comedians today feel they have to cater to one set of views. Good comedy 👍👍

  • @rcangelanddemon8815

    @rcangelanddemon8815

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed it is so amazing to see he make fun of both sides

  • @BrisbaneBroncosfan67

    @BrisbaneBroncosfan67

    6 ай бұрын

    Well, it’s not very hard to jab at both sides.

  • @patoneill8233
    @patoneill82332 жыл бұрын

    Might be the best comedy performance I have seen in a long while. First time seeing this man, and I subscribed hoping for more. As an American, I can also say you're spot on with your assessment. And that the well is endless when sampling our collective stupidity 🙄. Keep it up, best wishes. Thanks for a good laugh.

  • @cautionTosser

    @cautionTosser

    2 жыл бұрын

    where have you been? he's been around forever. thing is, whenever I see him, I think about Sean Locke cuz they really went well together on the game show circuit. it's nice to see this more mature version of Russel. not like he was immature before - I mean it more like wine.

  • @fairyprincess911

    @fairyprincess911

    2 жыл бұрын

    He’s going to become fine balsamic vinegar…you can sip that like wine.❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

  • @robertroach4
    @robertroach42 жыл бұрын

    We are running a bit of natural selection here in the states give us a few more months to get sorted out! Thanks from a friendly neighbor atheist!

  • @ratkid4560

    @ratkid4560

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don't say natural selection too loud, or you'll get a bible through your window 😂

  • @Number81ght

    @Number81ght

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ratkid4560 Bibles make good fuel for bonfires😉

  • @mrfookayu

    @mrfookayu

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Number81ght The whole US government will make a good source of fuel for a bonfire tbh

  • @Number81ght

    @Number81ght

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mrfookayu Won't work. Someone tried to do that over here in the U.K. All we got out of it was a new holiday and an extra day off work.

  • @mrfookayu

    @mrfookayu

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Number81ght If it was done on the 4th of July it will. It's already a holiday that day and an important one too so no will replace it. And maybe someone should try again in the UK. Seems unfair that only one guy tried it and everyone else just up. New year's Eve gets pretty loud at midnight. That could be your chance to shine homie 🎭

  • @amandaadrienne837
    @amandaadrienne8372 жыл бұрын

    Doesn't anyone think it's strange that Camilla won't stop talking about a fart??

  • @weatherwitchandfelinefamiliars
    @weatherwitchandfelinefamiliars2 жыл бұрын

    Wasn't it sweet that magnetic woman wanted us all to know about her single brain cell? 🙄😂😂😂

  • @syko2695

    @syko2695

    2 жыл бұрын

    The opposition would just have to bring Prince Andrew out

  • @kinderjojomojo
    @kinderjojomojo2 жыл бұрын

    "Turn up like a half-headed Jesus" oh Russel 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bjw4859
    @bjw48592 жыл бұрын

    I know this is like throwing good money after bad but most keys are made of brass, brass is no magnetic.

  • @proffzzix9139
    @proffzzix91392 жыл бұрын

    The test for magnetism is not attraction byt repulsion so had she brought in a magnetic compass and caused the needle to spin then she might have a case

  • @d1p70

    @d1p70

    2 жыл бұрын

    Waaay too much science my friend.

  • @toothfairy10133

    @toothfairy10133

    2 жыл бұрын

    that would have required her having more than one braincell unfortunately :(

  • @sirajb6363

    @sirajb6363

    2 жыл бұрын

    ​@@SammySlamma92 I think that the OP is implying that the compass needle would point to the woman if she was sufficiently magnetised (the needle would spin from north to her), rather than the needle completing any revolutions.

  • @berniethekiwidragon4382

    @berniethekiwidragon4382

    2 жыл бұрын

    You mean what we think of as magnetic attraction is actually just less or an absence of repulsion?

  • @sirajb6363

    @sirajb6363

    2 жыл бұрын

    ​@@berniethekiwidragon4382 I think either way you look at it, the example in the video isn't a controlled environment anyway😂 You can demonstrate attraction or repulsion with static electricity... In the video's case you could argue adhesion etc Causing a compass needle to turn (where that needle is in a housing) would give a more compelling anecdotal example of magnetism than the key example. In any case, I think @d1p70 and @JayWren Steele are right😂

  • @samn6498
    @samn64982 жыл бұрын

    I'm double jabbed, you're double jabbed, we're not covered in spoons. That's a brand new sentence and a half

  • @paulw6183

    @paulw6183

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm not sure that's on the official list of side effects, blood clots, heart inflammation, disrupted menstrual cycles, death and an inability to walk past key cutting shops.

  • @ashwilliams4959

    @ashwilliams4959

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@paulw6183 better to pay attention to the nutters and ignore the real issues though, especially when your being paid for it. Good 1 russ

  • @marimullan4012
    @marimullan40122 жыл бұрын

    I'm a Healthcare worker in the US and thanks for the much needed laughs. He is so hilariously funny. Biden is better than Trump. Doesn't give the world much confidence that out of millions these are the 2 we had to choose from does it?

  • @SStupendous

    @SStupendous

    Жыл бұрын

    Was going to like the comment until you mentioned "Biden is better than Trump", reminding me of the polarizing world that America has become, one extreme or the other, so close-minded. I mean JESUS. "Only in America" really means it? Just admit both are trash? It's pretty debatable, but if you have to claim that Biden's better, you realize the lesser of two evils is still evil? There's endless lists of reasons I can definitely believe Trump to be more misogynistic than Biden, quite rightly, and examples of horrific racism and pedophillia from Biden that is completely alien to Trump, the way the man oppressed my race for 4 and a half decades. But be open-minded. They AREN'T the only two options. There's another option - not going for one just because the other exists, finding something else altogether. Probably made a rant now, but just adding that "biden is better than Trump" makes it sound like there's hidden connotations, "Lol this was a good video for a laugh, let it not get away from the fact Biden is better, I'm a typical American and I'm not intelligent enough to break from the polarized political system".

  • @ashlinday4469
    @ashlinday44692 жыл бұрын

    I’m impressed that that one anti vaxxer even knew where the Statue of Liberty was from.

  • @1nfinitune533

    @1nfinitune533

    2 жыл бұрын

    Credit where its due, he knows his history

  • @Shythalia

    @Shythalia

    Жыл бұрын

    @@1nfinitune533 Didn't know enough, apparently, since he believes vaccines are bad when history shows that vaccines have done lots of good.

  • @shannonxpennywise

    @shannonxpennywise

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@Shythalia You think they're good? Enjoy the future bl○○d cl○ts then. 🤡

  • @BrisbaneBroncosfan67

    @BrisbaneBroncosfan67

    5 ай бұрын

    @@shannonxpennywisedamn, I didn’t know that in order to be able to have your blood clot, you need to be vaccinated! Maybe that’s why antivaxxers keep dying, because they bleed out.

  • @attilathehamster6774
    @attilathehamster67742 жыл бұрын

    '...would rise again like a half-headed Jesus' 😂😂😂

  • @sianedwards7493

    @sianedwards7493

    2 жыл бұрын

    Love how it took some of the audience a few seconds to work that out!

  • @nonstar321
    @nonstar3212 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what I needed on Sunday 😂😂😂😂

  • @andrewjameshenderson1389
    @andrewjameshenderson13892 жыл бұрын

    Russell is simply brilliant. ❤

  • @joshpurnell25
    @joshpurnell252 жыл бұрын

    Reminds me when I got banned from a bar for farting... Cleared half the room, bartenders left their station and one poor girl threw up. 😂😂 The owner grabbed a bottle of fabreeze and fogged the room with it 😂😂

  • @ratkid4560

    @ratkid4560

    2 жыл бұрын

    Got sent out of the class in primary school for farting. We were playing a whisper game, so everyone heard 😂

  • @sirenict7647

    @sirenict7647

    2 жыл бұрын

    What did you eat? lol

  • @d1p70

    @d1p70

    2 жыл бұрын

    In an elevator I always hold it in until my floor, let 'er rip and leave. Wish I could've had a camera hookup to see the results.

  • @joshpurnell25

    @joshpurnell25

    2 жыл бұрын

    My mates said it was legendary I was with them tonight and they still talk about it 😂

  • @daveglover2782

    @daveglover2782

    2 жыл бұрын

    You fucking legend.

  • @jamieashton3835
    @jamieashton38352 жыл бұрын

    Russel still is as funny as ever

  • @blkbks13
    @blkbks132 жыл бұрын

    Honestly I was going to comment but what can you say? These people leave me speechless.

  • @lyricroar6278
    @lyricroar62782 жыл бұрын

    Tks man, i had a very good laugh , can't stop, it's been a long. It worth gold. Cheers

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage2 жыл бұрын

    LBJ used to talk to people while sitting on the can, so... could be worse.

  • @christinamann3640

    @christinamann3640

    2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if that guy had been on social media. Yikes.

  • @Sakura-uo3qz
    @Sakura-uo3qz2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao the Joe Biden ASMR part was hilarious

  • @kitt1056
    @kitt10562 жыл бұрын

    I'm in tears 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Addz98
    @Addz982 жыл бұрын

    You never fail to make me laugh.

  • @JayH7745
    @JayH77452 жыл бұрын

    You always make me laugh! 😊

  • @TheBasher-_-
    @TheBasher-_-2 жыл бұрын

    Honestly the whistling does work like it supposed too because I was chopping onions not looking at the screen but the minute Biden got quiet like a school marm I looked at the screen and actually listened. 😂

  • @wonderfulwenna2710
    @wonderfulwenna27102 жыл бұрын

    Such an enlightened bunch!

  • @phoebegreig6523
    @phoebegreig65232 жыл бұрын

    Joe Biden doing ASMR is more like creeper whispering in your ear.. 😖

  • @annnee6818

    @annnee6818

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @stephjovi
    @stephjovi2 жыл бұрын

    I got Johnson in May and got the booster last week. Magnetic hm nope, despite my new phone I also don't have 5G. I'd check my contract but I was supposed to get it from the vaccine for free not from my mobile company so how many jabs does it take? 😂

  • @vivalajustin

    @vivalajustin

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nah doesn't do any of those things, just means you listen to the media and Tories without questioning.

  • @stephjovi

    @stephjovi

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@vivalajustin I'm not British so I don't even know which one the tories are. It means I got a vaccine to protect me from a deadly desease and because I was tired of constant testing. Now we even have a 2G rule in Austria. Unvaccinated people can't even go anywhere in the service industry. So it didn't hurt me to get vaccinated it makes life easier and whilst ICU s are filling I know I did the one thing I can do

  • @ucanashtar3619
    @ucanashtar36192 жыл бұрын

    Im in stitches. Brilliant work. 😅😅😅😅

  • @monicahoward7443
    @monicahoward74432 жыл бұрын

    I have a dream...do you want ice cream😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stevemozzie6497
    @stevemozzie64972 жыл бұрын

    Wait while you get older. Farting and forgetting are all part of life for OAP's. Loving it.

  • @rickkwitkoski1976

    @rickkwitkoski1976

    2 жыл бұрын

    PPffzzzTTT!! WHAT did you say?

  • @gionncaomhinmorpheagh4791
    @gionncaomhinmorpheagh47912 жыл бұрын

    The disadvantage of becoming magnetic via the COVID injection is that you start to uwittingly pull in nearby folks who have lots of facial piercings who then stick to you and you can't shake the fuckers off! MsG

  • @1nfinitune533

    @1nfinitune533

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well that's one way to connect with people

  • @sifisovic7
    @sifisovic72 жыл бұрын

    “ you want us to fight the bitches?!” 🤣🤣

  • @Cerberus-ot2gl
    @Cerberus-ot2gl2 жыл бұрын

    Wow... Just wow

  • @amaya7583
    @amaya75832 жыл бұрын

    Can't believe Biden just avenged Diana.

  • @christinamann3640

    @christinamann3640

    2 жыл бұрын

    💨 TAKE THAT ROTTWEILER! 😂

  • @danielwhyatt3278
    @danielwhyatt32782 жыл бұрын

    I really need to watch a full Russel Howard episode again sometime. These are always so good but hard to keep up with. Also, is it just me, or does it seem like Russel is immortal or something!

  • @drewnava3508
    @drewnava35082 жыл бұрын

    Thank You for making me laugh 😂. Dead 😭 on

  • @theoriginalalias
    @theoriginalalias2 жыл бұрын

    Definitely jet pack! Got the whole Astro boy vibes 🤣

  • @TheJordanRB
    @TheJordanRB2 жыл бұрын

    41 years old and still got the baby face of your mid 20's

  • @randyshart5160
    @randyshart51602 жыл бұрын

    "A half-headed jesus" 😂

  • @cambs0181
    @cambs01812 жыл бұрын

    It makes you magnetic, that's not a bad thing. Always losing my house keys!

  • @mygmailacct9692
    @mygmailacct96922 жыл бұрын

    As an American, I just subscribed and haven't stopped laughing yet. 😆

  • @subtopewdiepienow2623

    @subtopewdiepienow2623

    2 жыл бұрын

    Russell Howard is absolutely fantastic! Enjoy my friend 👍

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly15352 жыл бұрын

    "Like a half-headed Jesus" I feel I should point out that's a bit offensive & Russell shouldn't say things like that. But I can't because I'm laughing too much! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @boop53
    @boop532 жыл бұрын

    the vaccine doesn’t make you magnetic, but if you’re not gonna have it, its fine. However; theres a difference between dismissing the risks of covid in general and just not wanting the vaccine

  • @boop53

    @boop53

    2 жыл бұрын

    it shouldn’t be that way, I know. I personally want to wait until i’m actually at an at risk age or theres more data on it. If we’re against the vax, we shouldn’t be ostracised tbh. Its not like it prevents you from getting the virus anyway

  • @DJSonicScotland

    @DJSonicScotland

    2 жыл бұрын

    The "risk" of covid vs the risks of life changing if not fatal side effects of a "vaccine" You can keep your jabs - I have an immune system already.

  • @boop53

    @boop53

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DJSonicScotland fair enough

  • @sazbear3913

    @sazbear3913

    2 жыл бұрын

    Agreed. I work in healthcare, I believe the vaccine works because of the impact I've seen. I chose to have it, but to coerce or shame anyone for making different choices is ridiculous. If waiting is right for you, or not having it at all, that's your decision and it should be respected. So long as we are all responsible in our own ways, it's possible to get through this without demonising each other and causing huge social rifts over who's had it and who hasn't.

  • @1nfinitune533

    @1nfinitune533

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm all for refusing the vaccine for medical reasons but these anti vaxxers are just so fucked up

  • @petercopley1242
    @petercopley12422 жыл бұрын

    Fukin brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @palemale2501
    @palemale25012 жыл бұрын

    Biden's fart was the most honest, believable thing to ever come out of him.

  • @placebo106
    @placebo1062 жыл бұрын

    Since I got jabbed, my wifi is so much better.

  • @awtistiaeth4699

    @awtistiaeth4699

    2 жыл бұрын

    Post vaccination, I shout at my arm, every time my laptop messes up. My theory is I may as well complain right at 'the top' and communicate directly with Mr Gates, and you don't have to wait and listen to crappy music for ages either! I've damn well told him what I think about Windows 10 so he knows now!! 'I've learned im'.

  • @sleepysera

    @sleepysera

    2 жыл бұрын

    I guess I got the wrong vaccine, my wifi has been spotty as ever :( One month left til my booster shot, gonna tell them I want the 5G functionality one this time!

  • @rickkwitkoski1976

    @rickkwitkoski1976

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sleepysera ME TOO! I am SO TICKED that my WiFi is still so poor! And having forks and spoons stick to me would be a good time saver when I set the table for supper too! Point my hand to the cutlery drawer and WHAMMO!

  • @stevenandreasen1553
    @stevenandreasen15532 жыл бұрын

    Let's be honest Howard. It isn't the dirtiest wind she has had to smell in her life.

  • @coffeeguy6673
    @coffeeguy66732 жыл бұрын

    Russ that was fucking hilarious !! cracked a rib with the added fart sounds !!

  • @sailingbikingandmore2765
    @sailingbikingandmore27652 жыл бұрын

    Enjoying from SF Bay Area

  • @aldosalthren
    @aldosalthren2 жыл бұрын

    As an American voter I am still baffled by the fact that Biden wasn't my last choice pick. Please send help.

  • @1nfinitune533

    @1nfinitune533

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean, you either had him or an orange with a wig

  • @BrisbaneBroncosfan67

    @BrisbaneBroncosfan67

    6 ай бұрын

    Yeah you guys need actual good candidates.

  • @willscott1171
    @willscott11712 жыл бұрын

    he's 89 isn't he? name me an 89 year old that doesn't suffer from flatulence and i'll call them a liar (i've worked in health and social care care for 30 years) bless him lol

  • @Geo-ko2sx

    @Geo-ko2sx

    2 жыл бұрын

    He’s 78, not 89

  • @gordonstrong5232

    @gordonstrong5232

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm.bad enough now at 47, lol

  • @gigsawsoljier1408

    @gigsawsoljier1408

    2 жыл бұрын

    hes 78.....

  • @d1p70

    @d1p70

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm 39, and flatulence is my primary means of thrust. Leave that man alone.

  • @writerinprogress

    @writerinprogress

    2 жыл бұрын

    At least his farts come from the right orifice, unlike the guy before him, who mostly let rip every time he opened his mouth.

  • @Mimi-cq4bg
    @Mimi-cq4bg2 жыл бұрын

    Nobody ever points out the best part of the key lady .. that it's a brass key.

  • @AJGonis
    @AJGonis2 жыл бұрын

    golden

  • @Emmareads15
    @Emmareads152 жыл бұрын

    That whispering thing actually freaks me out, it's like in my nightmares or something. Seriously though what is he doing?

  • @palmeristo
    @palmeristo2 жыл бұрын

    Americans.. Never change. We need the entertainment.

  • @janetiholland2355

    @janetiholland2355

    2 жыл бұрын

    YOU NEED TO TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THE REPUTATION THE POMS HAVE AROUND THE WORLD BEFORE TAKING THE PISS OUT OF AMERICANS, AND NO I'M NOT FROM THE US , I WAS BORN IN THE WEST MIDLANDS.

  • @user-cr5vc6xq3b
    @user-cr5vc6xq3b7 ай бұрын

    He said, Don't sniff. There is plenty to go around. 😂

  • @berniethekiwidragon4382
    @berniethekiwidragon43822 жыл бұрын

    Has somebody tried to reconnect the Golden Gate Bridge to Alcatraz Island yet?

  • @rainbowappleslice
    @rainbowappleslice2 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes I feel like the US has too much freedom

  • @SevCaswell

    @SevCaswell

    2 жыл бұрын

    What 99% of americans don't realise that freedom isn't free and comes with a massive list of responsibilities.

  • @callumdean

    @callumdean

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SevCaswell its because they're so stupid

  • @londonbusestrains620

    @londonbusestrains620

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Dave Gilmour Trump 2024

  • @londonbusestrains620

    @londonbusestrains620

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Dave Gilmour says the actual fascist 🤣

  • @londonbusestrains620

    @londonbusestrains620

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Dave Gilmour you mean like forcing people to take vaccines

  • @davidburch1501
    @davidburch15012 жыл бұрын

    As an American I say thank you for this. Our media is still pretending that this is normal

  • @lino2495
    @lino24952 жыл бұрын

    yes russel! ;)

  • @johnwalsh6832
    @johnwalsh68322 жыл бұрын

    Makes me laugh

  • @papagrounds
    @papagrounds2 жыл бұрын

    Russell has the best job in the world! I mean, where else can you make fun of a farting US President, nowhere! 😂 Did he say he's 41 years old!? 🤯

  • @I.have.no.name.ideas.
    @I.have.no.name.ideas.2 жыл бұрын

    I know someone that genuinely believes the vaccine puts a b0mb in your head that explodes if you talk bad on the government 😂😂

  • @BonafideGail

    @BonafideGail

    2 жыл бұрын

    It was my brother wasn't it?

  • @elbruces

    @elbruces

    2 жыл бұрын

    And they said that out loud...?

  • @I.have.no.name.ideas.

    @I.have.no.name.ideas.

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@elbruces yes and with no shame whatsoever

  • @elbruces

    @elbruces

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@I.have.no.name.ideas. Wait until they find out that the vaccine is designed to block orbital mind control lasers YES I SAID IT SPREAD THE WORD.

  • @elbruces

    @elbruces

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@I.have.no.name.ideas. And they're saying that out loud, where Hillary's invisible ninja snipers can get at them? If I actually believed that, then I would keep my mouth shut. But I'm guessing they're yelling that to anyone who can hear... which means they don't.

  • @onlyme9254
    @onlyme92542 жыл бұрын

    I think there maybe something in the water their all completely bonkers!🤪

  • @chloeneeson9375
    @chloeneeson93752 жыл бұрын

    My son has had covid hes to young to be vaccinated and got covid at nursery. I'm double vaccinated and despite having him attached to me 24/7 during his infectious time I've not got covid and that's with testing constantly so clearly vaccine works (ive had pfzier).

  • @daniellamcgee4251

    @daniellamcgee4251

    2 жыл бұрын

    I am so sorry to hear about your son! I hope he has a rapid recovery. I am glad you are staying well, and are living proof of the vaccines doing exactly what they are designed to do. Thanks for posting your experience; some reality about Covid and the vaccine!

  • @chloeneeson9375

    @chloeneeson9375

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@daniellamcgee4251 He been pretty good actually considering but they do say kids are less likely to be very unwell. Yeah I really wish people would just trust the vaccines it would mean we could get our lives back so much quicker x

  • @Idlepit2

    @Idlepit2

    2 жыл бұрын

    My Mrs had covid and me and my kids still hugged and kissed her, I still slept next to her in bed etc and none of us caught covid despite none of us being vaccinated..... Also she recovered pretty quickly and said it felt like a cold or mild flu, so how does you not catching covid prove the vaccines work? Also the government and NHS have already stated that you can still catch and spread covid even after being double vaccinated, if you don't believe check the NHS website. So no everyone being vaccinated won't mean we get our freedoms back..... They aren't coming back don't you get it yet? All the vaccine does and was meant to do is lower your chances of getting hospitalised or dying should you contract covid

  • @winter7296
    @winter72962 жыл бұрын

    Russel keeps saying hes in his 40's but he only looks like hes in his late 20's

  • @spaceman9599
    @spaceman95992 жыл бұрын

    That first montage :DDDDDD - and then BIden ASMR

  • @vuyokwakweni2147
    @vuyokwakweni21472 жыл бұрын

    THE LADY TO THE RIGHT’S FACE AT 4:47 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @bruticusdude65
    @bruticusdude652 жыл бұрын

    I want to see Russell take the mickk out of the insulate Britain protesters and make them such a joke that they'll have to stop

  • @Neilhuny

    @Neilhuny

    2 жыл бұрын

    The government could easily stop the protests, to everyone's advantage

  • @amir123786

    @amir123786

    2 жыл бұрын

    He won’t. Insulate Britain are a propaganda campaign. They block roads for average people. Did you see them even once blocking the 80 car conveys for COP? Lol.

  • @fishmud3264
    @fishmud32642 жыл бұрын

    Russell going along with the narrative

  • @Weebo7477
    @Weebo74772 жыл бұрын

    This should get more views this is fucking funny

  • @ThroatSore
    @ThroatSore2 жыл бұрын

    Fart noises are not comedy........who am I kidding, can't stop giggling. 🙂🙂🙂

  • @Yankee-re6qh
    @Yankee-re6qh2 жыл бұрын

    Apologies, y'all... on behalf of my people. :( Heavens preserve western democracy... and common sense.

  • @sianedwards7493

    @sianedwards7493

    2 жыл бұрын

    We know you're not all batshit crazy, it's just that the ones who are make more noise than the smart people.

  • @hazrpg
    @hazrpg2 жыл бұрын

    Russell, I'm surprised you didn't mention that sometimes keys aren't even magnetic! The real question is, what kind of key does she have? I know some of the keys I had cut over the years were aluminium... and most american will likely have one set of master keys, and multiple duplicates cut. And unless some voodoo is going on, aluminium keys are definitely not going to get attracted by a magnet at all! 😂

  • @rickkwitkoski1976

    @rickkwitkoski1976

    2 жыл бұрын

    Many keys are also BRASS! The fact is, a ferromagnetic key would NOT be helpful as the pins in the lock would stick to it IF it became magnetic and this would render the key useless. So a metal that CAN NOT be magnetized MUST be used! People are SUCH IDIOTS!!

  • @ab.k9870
    @ab.k98702 жыл бұрын

    Top funny sh*t out here😄😅

  • @AliKhan-wh1rg
    @AliKhan-wh1rg2 жыл бұрын

    Russel Howard is 41 years old? Wow man looks 25 good on him!

  • @ivaneames4354
    @ivaneames43542 жыл бұрын

    So this is the result of Trump making America great again. Great as in the laughing stock of the world.

  • @stuartpenman6387

    @stuartpenman6387

    2 жыл бұрын

    how is trump to blame?

  • @ivaneames4354

    @ivaneames4354

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@stuartpenman6387 Because this is what the US is like after 4 years of Trump in charge. A great big joke.

  • @stuartpenman6387

    @stuartpenman6387

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ivaneames4354 again in what way is trump to blame , the southern border crisis his fault for example think about it , then answer , as that last comment was of a child

  • @lewiscurrie4979

    @lewiscurrie4979

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ivaneames4354 the US was like that well before trump mate, antivaxers have been around since the 1800’s. The claims of vaccines giving you autism started around 2010 which was before trump had even announced his interest in running for president. The only reason its such a big things recently is because of Covid. So unless your also going to claim trump caused Covid then I think you need to get a grip.

  • @gordonstrong5232

    @gordonstrong5232

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@lewiscurrie4979 America has definitely gotten far crazier since Trump though, all that Qanon stuff from his supporters is absolutely off the fucking scale

  • @roxannwatson8896
    @roxannwatson88962 жыл бұрын

    Most keys are not magnetic.

  • @luciakaminski779

    @luciakaminski779

    2 жыл бұрын

    That would have made it funnier. The key not sticking to her neck, and then not sticking to a magnet.

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