Ahoy: Return of the King

@Tomboyspleaseheadpatme

3 жыл бұрын

Ahoy

@justanotherperson7774

3 жыл бұрын

Bless Your Perfection Praise the true creators 🙏

@SOMEONE-pr8qp

3 жыл бұрын

Ahoy

@sup_a

3 жыл бұрын

Ahoy!

@gunnerguy31

3 жыл бұрын

Ahoy, quality over quantity

Germany: "Let's use abbreviations for our weapons and vehicles." USA: "You're called M1, you're called M1, EVERYTHING is called M1"

@oper8rdrifto417

3 жыл бұрын

M1 Supremancy

@isaac-yw1ei

3 жыл бұрын

Japan: TYPE 95 TIME

@Crankiebox99

3 жыл бұрын

Sad M2 and M3 Noises

@ninfreak

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaac-yw1ei Japan has the type advantage

@Pokanika

3 жыл бұрын

It stood for Murica.

"Carrying a Flamethrower makes you a priority target" *Flashbacks to the entire enemy team bayonet charging me when I pick up a Flamethrower kit in Battlefield 1*

@comradecommissar8223

Жыл бұрын

Me paying Enlisted, as soon as that first jet of flames come out, I am public enemy #1

@toheekang174

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. The moment I fire the flamethrower, a lot of enemy want me dead.

@The_whales

Жыл бұрын

People can also just use a melee weapon if you jump on their faces

@Pikachu790

10 ай бұрын

Playing Day of Infamy, where enemies can shoot your tank and cause an explosion; being a liability to your own team is outweighed by the satisfying crackling and screaming of the enemy when you get into a good position.

@twotailedavenger

7 ай бұрын

Well, when picking up the kit pings your location on the map to the entire enemy team...

“You ought to be afraid. You’re made of meat.” Love this guy

@Imperial_Squid

11 ай бұрын

Dude really makes you feel the full stops on the end of his sentences...

@yeettheyeeterton8693

Ай бұрын

Me and my meat suit is outta here

hell yeah

@nichoindo123

3 жыл бұрын

yea

@johnny-jk8si

3 жыл бұрын

hell yeah

@olthdorimirth6055

3 жыл бұрын

Good taste mah man.

@syrupee09

3 жыл бұрын

this is epic

@firebladeentertainment5739

3 жыл бұрын

Obvious joke incoming in 3... 2... 1... JUST FIREBALL!

“Causes of death are many and varied…old age, illness, suicide. But out of that long, morbid list, there's one end that people fear above all others: death by fire.”

@white_hawk4388

3 жыл бұрын

Captain Obi is that you?

@StephySon

3 жыл бұрын

Latome

@tobygeo

3 жыл бұрын

Fire Force reference be like:

@arthurcallahan4735

3 жыл бұрын

@@tobygeo Latome.

@bigchurroentertainment3452

3 жыл бұрын

Eh, drowning’s worse

"You see that mountain?" "You can BURN IT" amazing delivery right there

@leef8433

2 жыл бұрын

Amazon delivery

@techmage89

2 жыл бұрын

You can almost hear him smiling.

@The_whales

Жыл бұрын

You see hot sauce? You can BURN IT

@themysteriousstranger4276

Жыл бұрын

It's one of those statements that with or without context is fucking hilarious

@alynross5052

Жыл бұрын

You see that mountain? You can climb it!* *For the price of a real mountain.

The fact that Elon Musk is described as a “fictional villain” lmao

@turbocat8329

2 жыл бұрын

To some it's just the fictional part that is incorrect.

@chainattack6412

2 жыл бұрын

*all

@titallium3244

2 жыл бұрын

@@turbocat8329 “some” should be rational people

@willymw78

2 жыл бұрын

@@titallium3244 wdym, he lets his employees go to the toilet unlike Amazon.

@potassiumtheif5857

2 жыл бұрын

@@willymw78 he also kills children in cobalt mines to make cars and fuel his ego trip to space

"Where do you put the bayonet?" - Lewis Burwell "Chesty" Puller, Marine Corps officer in WW2, when presented with a flamethrower

@Rawmel

3 жыл бұрын

Now if that isn't the most 40k Imperial Guard-like quote, then I don't know what is...

@subtlewhatssubtle

3 жыл бұрын

@In our doom we find resolve My favorite anecdote about Chesty Puller involved him making the rounds on battalion inspection, finding everything more or less in order. Yet despite this, he seemed mildly dissatisfied, whereupon he asked to be taken to the brig. His reason? He wanted to "see the *real* Marines."

@Ribbons0121R121

3 жыл бұрын

wait what

@nickmumby6295

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rawmel the first 40k Imperial guard that i could think of that would say that is the Krieg Marines. And then the salamander Marines

@Rawmel

3 жыл бұрын

@Nick Mumby Imperial Guard aren't called marines in the 40k universe, they're called guardsmen. So it's Krieg Guardsmen not Krieg Marines. Salamanders aren't Imperial Guard, they're Space Marines. Vastly different to Guardsmen.

God tier content as always!

@rebane2001

3 жыл бұрын

How did you comment before this video was released?

@FoxInferno13

3 жыл бұрын

@@rebane2001 Patrons get access early

@schinkenspringer1081

3 жыл бұрын

@@FoxInferno13 Oh really, good to know!

@ibruren1346

3 жыл бұрын

Aun mas razones para amar a zico

@chelopuya32gaming72

3 жыл бұрын

El zico tops viendo Ahoy 💪🏻😎

Ahoy: "What sort of maniac would wield one?" *"Do you believe in magic" starts playing*

@SniperOnSunday

Жыл бұрын

Mmph hmph hmh hmh hmh

@greyhoodie1012

Жыл бұрын

Mphhmmm Ha ha ha

@Helperbot-2000

10 ай бұрын

one shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask...

@aidenorr9536

8 ай бұрын

I fear no man… but that- THING… it scares me.

@jacobhayes3385

4 ай бұрын

@@aidenorr9536No no, I-I ain’t talkin’ about that freak, alright? … He’s not here, is he?! How do I get this freakin’ thing off?!

Flamethrowers are used for: 1) clearing jungles; 2) making sure that your enemies live just long enough to horrify everyone else considering becoming your enemies.

@bobert846

2 жыл бұрын

3) checking for spies

@thelordofthelostbraincells

Жыл бұрын

The enemies: THAT MANIAC HAS A F##KING FLAMETHROWER!

@angrypredator2704

9 ай бұрын

4) Disposing of parasitic aliens in the Antarctic waste

@TheFunniBaconMan

7 ай бұрын

@@angrypredator2704 5) Disposing of deadly parasitic aliens in space.

@goingblargh

4 ай бұрын

6) *_PURGING THE MUTANT, THE ALIEN, AND THE HERETIC IN HOLY FIRE!!_*

“The barbecue’s hot... and you’re in season.” Yep, this was 200% worth the wait

@Hexagonaldonut

3 жыл бұрын

He always has the most badass closing words. I genuinely don't know how he does it.

@GodittoC

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes, makr a wish!

@get_a_job_bro

3 жыл бұрын

Haha 600 likes

@pouncelygrin6699

3 жыл бұрын

BIG FACTS

An entire unit of flamethrowers commanded by a guy named BurnHard is Ace Attorney levels of nominative determinism

@benbaker6221

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed

@PlebNC

3 жыл бұрын

Dude must've been named by My Little Pony ponies as parents with that level of determinism.

@heyitsgowcow

3 жыл бұрын

BurnHard RedMan, no less.

@jacobmeza91

3 жыл бұрын

Dogs name is deadass Burn hard 😂😂😂😂

@zOMGGaiaOnline

3 жыл бұрын

Real life Kojima character

"its not the screams that keep me up at night, when you fire the M-2 its so loud, you cannot hear the screams. But when the tank is empty, its only embers and silence. Its not the screams that keep me up at night Bert, its the Silence"

@thelordofthelostbraincells

Жыл бұрын

Where this from?

@Outlast25

Жыл бұрын

Bert and Ernie of Sesame Street

"Fun" fact: The nossile design research was linked to the firefighting departments in Berlin, aiming to improve their gear. Coming around full circle, the first units of German flamethrower troops in WW1 then were mainly firefighters.

@basedimperialism

Жыл бұрын

Well, firefighters are probably the most experienced in how to safely handle fire, and what situations are the most dangerous to put someone in regarding fire.

@emilrimac6151

Жыл бұрын

Ray bradbury's Fahrenheit

@billiam6398

Жыл бұрын

@@basedimperialism such as setting them on fire

@JohnPeacekeeper

Ай бұрын

That's some Fahrenheit 451 irony

Hans get the Flammenwerfer

@SUPERMARI0875

3 жыл бұрын

The Heavy Flammenwerfer

@luuquangthang9667

3 жыл бұрын

J A W O H L

@Bustin_cider00

3 жыл бұрын

I brought the Flammpanzer Division!

@mq5731

3 жыл бұрын

BRUTHA GET THE FLAMER!

@leowei771

3 жыл бұрын

So I can werfer my flammen

“So, What sort of maniac would yield one?” Meet the pyro

@lenschwedt9646

3 жыл бұрын

I fear No man. But that *THING!* It scares me.

@Usinghealer099

3 жыл бұрын

One shudders of the inhumane thoughts.

@andross2058

3 жыл бұрын

@@Usinghealer099 that lie behind that mask

@Noggg.

3 жыл бұрын

Hey guys what are you talking about

@timetraveler7

3 жыл бұрын

@@Noggg. "do you believe in maaaagic..."

America: I’ll designate this new flamethrower as the M1. Garand: … Carbine: … Thompson: …. Bofors: … Abrams: …

@Nebulasecura

Жыл бұрын

Even the m16 and m1911 share the name m1 lmao

@grfrjiglstan

Жыл бұрын

Bofor Deez Nuts!

@ricedbroccoli

Жыл бұрын

The "M~" means model in the name of the guns. The M1 Rifle (The formal name for the M1 garand) means it was the First rifle to be specifically manufactured for the military since the naming system was adopted. The "A~" that you might see means alteration and it means that it is an altered version of a previous design, but the alteration wasn't large enough to warrent a new model, but large enough to require distinctionp. So that would mean M1 Flamethrower is the First flamethrower to be designed by the military. (Its name isn't M1, it's M1 Flamethrower) M1 Carbine is the first carbine designed for the military. Now let's jump forward a bit to the M4A1 Carbine (This would mean Model 4 Alteration 1 Carbine). That name means it is somewhat substantially different from the M3, so it's Called the M4. However the M4A1 is a different gun from the M4 (You can tell from the A), but rather than being almost completely new design, it's an altered version of the M4. The difference off the top of my head is that it also has full auto instead of just burst and semi. So it gets called the M4A1 since besides that they are identical. I know the naming scheme confuses the hell out of a lot of people so I hope that helped a little.

@VictoryLlama

5 күн бұрын

@@ricedbroccoli M1 thompson, m2 submachine gun, m3 grease gun, m4 carbine, m5 sig (future)

"many of the toughest enemies are bullet proof. But fire? *Fire consumes all*" good god that gave me shivers

"The barbecue is hot... and you're in season." Holy shit, that was a chilling line.

@FrancisDoubleA

3 жыл бұрын

expectation : using flamethrower to being powerful asf reality : w+m1 and then taunt to be more powerful and then make spy mains gets mad because they can't deal with it

@SOMEONE-pr8qp

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrancisDoubleA phlog in a shellnut

@KristofferRisanger

3 жыл бұрын

More like a warming line than a chilling line.

@TheTanatos22

3 жыл бұрын

The barbecue is hot and you are seasoned

@tyraxusprime

3 жыл бұрын

That's a nice grill

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. "

@dannyzero692

3 жыл бұрын

O-O

@asciiCAT

3 жыл бұрын

Cursed

@astratan2238

3 жыл бұрын

Pratchett’s a bloody genius.

@nanoqht285

3 жыл бұрын

The time for talk has passed, the Lord’s work must be done.

@eyeballpapercut4400

3 жыл бұрын

"Discipline a heretic and he'll be loyal, for a moment. Put him to the flame, and he'll be loyal for the rest of his life." - Warhammer 40,000 Imperial Thought of the Day

“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” ― George Carlin

@verbulent_flow6229

2 жыл бұрын

Where did Carlin say that? I remember him saying that "symbols are for the symbol-minded", but I can't find any of his books!

@generalgk

2 жыл бұрын

@@verbulent_flow6229 It's in one of his specials. Complaints and Grievances maybe

"You ought to be afraid. You're made out of meat." I don't think I can articulate how hard that line is

"A fictional supervillan, like Elon Musk." I bloody died when I heard that

@blizzgaming2138

3 жыл бұрын

ikr😂😂

@Kipper.

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that was an amazing joke as well haha

@i_fish6657

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@josharmstrong8813

3 жыл бұрын

He truly is the closest we'll get to a real life super villain in terms of how mad his ideas are

@DissedRedEngie

3 жыл бұрын

@@josharmstrong8813 tiny one lane no speed limit RGB tunnel.

“Flamethrowers are used by fictional super villains” *MENTIONS ELON MUSK*

@wonderluss6551

3 жыл бұрын

based

@oz_jones

3 жыл бұрын

@Flatline Hank Scorpio > Musk

@El-Burrito

3 жыл бұрын

Elon Musk isn't real, he can't hurt you.

@natethegreat7967

3 жыл бұрын

@Flatline “Launches rockets” sure is a weird grievance.

@Wyattporter

3 жыл бұрын

@@natethegreat7967 it’s a valid grievance when his reason to launch rockets is “so that I can continue polluting the Earth until it’s uninhabitable and then use my rockets to evacuate the richest, whitest people to Mars”

“Where do you put the bayonet on that thing?” - Chesty Puller, Legend of the USMC, When seeing a flamethrower for the first time.

"What sort of maniac, would wield one?" Probably the one who loves rainbows and unicorns

@carrott36

9 ай бұрын

I fear no man, but that thing… it scares me. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC??

"You see that mountain? You can BURN IT." I love that line.

@briangifford5756

3 жыл бұрын

Todd Ahoyward

The legend returns!

@michaelcutter4686

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Corey!

@mr.m942

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed he is

@LordmonkeyTRM

3 жыл бұрын

Hello Mr. Freeman

@HazyFelix

3 жыл бұрын

he didn't leave. the announcement is always in the description of the previous video

@libanaliHD

3 жыл бұрын

when he uploads the world freezes

Tf2 gave us the best Flame Thrower. A hand made weapon capable of releasing both fire and compressed air that can reflect rockets, grenades, arrows

@twotailedavenger

7 ай бұрын

Sword and shield in one convenient package.

"Fire Is A Savage Beast, And We Think Ourselves As Master" "But Be Warned: The Barbecue Is Hot" Unreasonably Epic As Fuck

'War without fire is like a sausage without mustard" -1421

@minhducnguyen674

3 жыл бұрын

Palatable, but not spicy enough.

@Jolis_Parsec

3 жыл бұрын

I like the way that dude thinks, especially since I too eat my sausages with plenty of mustard, just sayin’. 😆

@Jack93885

3 жыл бұрын

1412? the video literally has this quote at 0:55 and it says 1421

@nyxys7419

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jack93885 No offense, but I think he meant when was mustard the condiment first invented. And to answer that question then all I can say is it's over 5,000 years old. We can see it in manuscripts from the Bronze Age.

@Jack93885

3 жыл бұрын

@@nyxys7419 I wasn't replying to Richard but rather the top comment

"you see that mountain?" "can I climb it?" "no. *YOU CAN BURN IT* "

@narsicko6919

3 жыл бұрын

10/10 game, you can burn the mountain.

@mq5731

3 жыл бұрын

Bethesda: Write that down! WRITE THAY DOWN! 6 months later: New Fallout 76 DLC! Only 19.99$

@wutmagna7222

3 жыл бұрын

*Laughs in pyromania*

Speaking as a computer game programmer, another reason for the popularity of the flamethrower is the cool physics involved. Making flame look like flame involves a great deal of fun mathematics and graphical prowess.

@oz_jones

2 жыл бұрын

Also, you get to toy with flammable things and spread mathematics. I assume.

@thelordofthelostbraincells

Жыл бұрын

@@oz_jones far cry games are a good example. Setting a small patch of grass on fire and watching it spread is so satisfying.

One shudder to imagine what inhuman thought lied behind that mask. What dreams of chronic, and sustain cruelty.

“The gods gave us fire, but throwing it around? That was our idea.”

@amirul_ashraff13

2 жыл бұрын

Dima best waifu

@mattynek2

2 жыл бұрын

@@amirul_ashraff13 DUDUDUDUDUN dududududun-DUDUDUDUDUN

@shalomcastelino4805

2 жыл бұрын

Shit this needed to be in there

@char3751

2 жыл бұрын

hmm

@metalshadow1916

2 жыл бұрын

The gods gave you two hands and you use them for a flamethrower… I respect that!

those first 20 seconds are absolutely raw, "You ought to be afraid. You're made out of meat." like what the fuck that's amazing

@AvsJoe

3 жыл бұрын

It's a reference to the legendary 1991 sci-fi short story "They're Made Out of Meat", about two aliens who are perplexed that meat-based organisms - humans - are capable of intelligence.

@BebehCookieIcecream

3 жыл бұрын

@@AvsJoe Damn, that's dope. Thanks for the recommendation!

@thebag6921

3 жыл бұрын

Well they were raw, until he cooked them with a flamethrower

@seanboyize

3 жыл бұрын

Got doom vibes from that intro

@windows2785

3 жыл бұрын

I got "The Thing" (1982 By John Carpenter) vibes. The music, and the "You're made out of meat."

I must admit my first experience with a flamethrower in a video game was a memorable one. The year was 1998 and the game was Turok seeds of Evil. The thing ran out of ammo in mere moments, but it was absolutely mesmerizing to use it. In a game full of mind-blowing weapons it still stood out for its unusually realistic physics and striking fire effects. That game was so far ahead of its time in a lot of regards. The cerebral bore remains one of the most iconic video game weapons of all time.

“See that mountain? You can burn it.” Got me rolling

*"One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind that mask."*

@LET4M4RU

3 жыл бұрын

*do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart*

@simppatrol1369

3 жыл бұрын

"What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?"

@pilotteacher4527

3 жыл бұрын

"i fear no man but that thing... it scares me" -Heavy

@TerrorLTZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@LET4M4RU oh fucking hell... when we got the Meet the pyro was an unexpected transition to that song... everyone expected to say "its a girl" nope... just a Pyromaniac with Hippie vision

@youdonnomahnameyah483

2 жыл бұрын

"i aint talking about that FREAK alright?"

“The barbecue’s hot and you’re in season” god I’ve missed this series.

@d4n1elcer0n9

3 жыл бұрын

I loved that ngl I'm happy he's back

@prot07ype87

3 жыл бұрын

*you're**

@The-Blue-Knight

3 жыл бұрын

"You lizards need to learn I'm a lot more scarier than you are" -38

@prot07ype87

3 жыл бұрын

*Ah, I see you've stealth-corrected it.* You're welcome. :^)

@wormy4574

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

So inhumane, yet so fascinating One of the most fearful and painful deaths, yet full of luster Enemies become victims, no one dies at peace The side you don't see, brutal carnage, rancid burnt corpses Painful for many to watch, many questioning their morality Yet, still popular The flamethrower

On the topic of flamethrowers/fire in movies: Saving Private Ryan. "Don't shoot, let 'em burn!" Atrocities were committed on both sides, we cannot ever forget that.

YES! WELCOME BACK

@mlgninja4503

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@Axolity_

3 жыл бұрын

1

@40hzsquarewave

3 жыл бұрын

your profile pic gave me cancer

@mlgninja4503

3 жыл бұрын

@@40hzsquarewave im so sorry for your unfortune 😔

@wooeo9962

3 жыл бұрын

Ye he bacc

Return of the king.

@ryanmorgan458

3 жыл бұрын

Nice to see another legend here

@TycoonTitian01

3 жыл бұрын

Why hello S1ap!

@InfernoTune727

3 жыл бұрын

well nascar crashes can have fire envolved so a surprise for sure, but a welcome one

@extrudatinoal

3 жыл бұрын

Sup S1ap!

@irish14sean

3 жыл бұрын

Heyyyy its the S1ap one

The body shudders as the mind flusters in awe. Terrifying, magnificent, the fiery dragon of a weapon is commented by Stuart. My regards to one of a beast of a voice!

I hope this series returns, I love the editing and style of these videos.

>unit consisting entirely of flamethrowers >led by a guy named Burn Hard

@JermStone

3 жыл бұрын

You just can't make this stuff up!

@nammynamnam

3 жыл бұрын

Written by Hideo Kojima

@oz_jones

3 жыл бұрын

This is some Krieg's Death Korps stuff

@JermStone

3 жыл бұрын

@@0uttaS1TE Feelsgoodman evil brother.

@LordmonkeyTRM

3 жыл бұрын

He sure did

Honestly, the thought of either choking to death with Carbon monoxide or risking getting permanent 3rd degree burn really sends chills down the spine

@Ribbons0121R121

3 жыл бұрын

to qoute the first 20 seconds "you ought to be a afraid, youre made out of meat"

@bigdiccmarty9335

3 жыл бұрын

I suppose being immolated with napalm from an M2 would result in "permanent" burns. Though I don't suppose you'd live long enough to care too much.

@kelvingriffiths6017

3 жыл бұрын

It's ok, if you got lit up by a wartime flamethrower your pretty much dead.

@a-drewg1716

3 жыл бұрын

well too be fair the flame thrower wasn't meant to kill you only to get you to panic and flee (whether on fire or not) which.... well makes you an easy target

@leekaijit36

3 жыл бұрын

@@a-drewg1716 Or seal you exit route and air ventilation, and make you suffocating...

This video made me realize some psychopathic tendencies that I did not know I had. I never realized how desensitized I was from playing TF2 for years. Pyro admittedly was the most satisfying for me and hearing Ahoy say stuff like "What kind of maniac would use it?" made me stop and ponder how I litteraly have a weapon that records how many people I've burned alive. (Which is almost at Hale's Own at this point...)

@Whoeverhitme

8 ай бұрын

COMBO PYRO ON TOP FLARE GUN RULES

@alynross5052

8 ай бұрын

@@Whoeverhitme Agreed. Krit flare sound makes my brain feel good.

@Whoeverhitme

8 ай бұрын

@@alynross5052 its litterally a dopamine suppository

@Leafeater09

20 күн бұрын

What inhuman thoughts lie behind that profile picture

He went from sounding like an sergeant briefing you on a weapon you plan to use, to a general briefing about a weapon the enemies plan to use

The Flamethrower: It's hot, it's sticky, but it's not what you want in your bed sheets.

@JoesGLI

3 жыл бұрын

Says you. Don't kink shame.

@JudeOhHecc

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoesGLI da faq

@medinbeqiri8346

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoesGLI yo what?

@heyitsgowcow

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoesGLI Ah yes, wax play.

@thewittlesswonder743

3 жыл бұрын

You can’t tell me what I want!

I came across this channel only last month and loved the content. But with the last upload 6 months ago, I feared it was dead. I'm so happy that I was wrong.

@cannedbeverage7687

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's how this channel works.

@gkraith2995

3 жыл бұрын

QUALITY > QUANTITY Also, he does the art, music, narration, gameplay footage, editing, research and composition so yeah it will take time.

@alexanderlee1986

3 жыл бұрын

Ahoy is quality content at it's finest, lacks with quantity but he makes up for it with his sheer effort.

@alexxx4434

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it take long to produce top quality content!

@855SuperMario

3 жыл бұрын

High quality content cannot be made in only a few weeks.

Thank you so much Ahoy your works are brilliant

This man’s graphic design is on an entirely different level.

"You ought to be afraid. *You're made out of meat* " Dude, chills as always.

"Until next time, farewell" See you back here in 6 months boys

@stevemoore9348

3 жыл бұрын

We always know where we were when Ahoy posts.

@Blody1337

3 жыл бұрын

See ya lad.

@bombomos

3 жыл бұрын

*Salute*

@younes33zoli39

3 жыл бұрын

tbh 6 month worths the quilty

These videos are absolutely brilliant. No doubt my favourite channel currently

Your videos are the single most exquisite way of obtaining information about game centered topics. Truly perfect and beautiful.

*"War without fire is like sausages without mustard"* The most German sentence I ever heard in my life

@aw55550

3 жыл бұрын

Das stimmt (true)

@fire3619

3 жыл бұрын

perhaps

@DTwinsProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough the quote is attributed to a frechman

@duffman18

3 жыл бұрын

@@DTwinsProductions makes sense. The French, especially under Napoleon, were the most powerful military force the world has ever seen. The USA wouldn't even be a country, if it weren't for France bailing America's arses out in the war of independence, for example

@mysteryphantom7075

3 жыл бұрын

@@duffman18 While the Napoleon part is pretty accurate, he almost reigned the entirety of europe, I'm not sure about the independence thing... it wouldn't make sense for pre-revolutions france to support such a concept

Back like a phoenix from the ash, he returns in flame and glory.

@benc7813

3 жыл бұрын

I think is a Phoenix from the ash

@johannesviljoen9656

3 жыл бұрын

Ya god damn right but it's a phoenix

@farkhanhersawinanda6451

3 жыл бұрын

From a rise a Flamethrower into a dish fire

@Eric-vs2he

3 жыл бұрын

Phoenix*

please bring this series back i love it

Man your vidoes are simply unmatched enough said. I LOVE YOUR CONTENT !

I like how a guy named Bernhard developed a flamethrower

@noir3662

2 жыл бұрын

Burnhard

@MagikalKrabical

2 жыл бұрын

Hardbernhard

@sonicfanboijohnrylex5941

2 жыл бұрын

burnsoft

@MorbidMindedManiac

2 жыл бұрын

@@sonicfanboijohnrylex5941 Freezesoft

@realteimopielinen

2 жыл бұрын

Feel the hardbern

The irony of a unit armed exclusively with flamethrowers commanded by a man named Bernhard is amazing

@gemigames154

3 жыл бұрын

B. Reddemann no less! He makes men redder!

@TehObLiVioUs

3 жыл бұрын

BURNHARD love that guy

@catriona_drummond

3 жыл бұрын

Bernhard is actually old germanic for "he who fights with fire" indeed. Every name with "hard" in it is a "fights with" type. Gerhard means, "he who fights with a spear". Which the Germans - the Ger-Mannen, the spear-men, were named after.

@renham6505

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, it's cool and all but is that even an irony though?

@KeggleStomp_Pogrompa

3 жыл бұрын

“ burn hard red man”

Imagine an FPS game with the main character having this badass voice, i've never paid for a game before but i would absolutely buy it

@DigitalBreakfastGo

2 жыл бұрын

Are you some kind of pirate king?

How did I not see that Ahoy had uploaded!?!? Back again with another banger, chills man, chills

Bernhard is literally the coolest name he could've had considering the context lol

@rafeed2719

3 жыл бұрын

Burn Hard.

@expendableindigo9639

3 жыл бұрын

It's essentially just Bernard, but yeah I agree.

@arforafro5523

3 жыл бұрын

Its so fitting it's borderline campy.

@egesanl1

3 жыл бұрын

It is what i would bullshit as a DM for a German pyromancer. "burn hard"

@avzed1789

3 жыл бұрын

Last name Red-Man. Sometimes... real life really does have a sick sense of humor.

"The enemy is dug in deep, and we have to get our hands dirty. Flamethrowers. We'll burn them out."

@youtubersingingmoments4402

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for tapping into those few neurons of mine that were vaguely holding on to World at War memories!

@justinjay9635

3 жыл бұрын

Best cod ever, best voice acting but unfortunately devastated multiplayer

@Atomic_Cho

3 жыл бұрын

"Pop smoke!"

@justinjay9635

3 жыл бұрын

@@Atomic_Cho Tabun gas em instead

@manupontheprecipice6254

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Trigger! Can you imagine flamethrowers on fighter jets, because that would be so cool. -some Ocean pilot convict

I love your videos. Thank you for all your work

Bfv has the best flame thrower I’ve seen in any game. Most games make the range of flamethrowers so short that it’s basically a melee weapon, however, bfv gives the weapon the respect it deserves and gives it a realistic range.

I’m convinced Stu was hungry when he wrote “made out of meat” and “the barbecue’s hot.”

@p4th3t1c9

3 жыл бұрын

113Likes and no comments? Im here for you my guy.

@Rhakjellg

3 жыл бұрын

Im here for you too, gl on whatever you doin’ my g.

@slaqualquercoisamemo5117

3 жыл бұрын

Me too man

@randomdoomchannel3762

3 жыл бұрын

WTF why is this from yesterday

@antares4313

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomdoomchannel3762 probably a channel member, they get videos early

Just what I nedeed for my quarentine

@badasahog

3 жыл бұрын

To be burned alive?

@SOMEONE-pr8qp

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@codemy666

3 жыл бұрын

I like how we've been saying this for more than a year

@breadrock5371

3 жыл бұрын

same for us to

@keiser1188

3 жыл бұрын

pollo asado

Love your videos Ahoy

I can't help but get Goosebumps from this guy

@thelordofthelostbraincells

Жыл бұрын

His voice is smooth, and his one liners are straight up 80s level of cheese and badassery

The flamethrower; for when you don't just want to kill your enemy, but terrify the heck out of them first.

@TheAttacker732

3 жыл бұрын

You want to kill one or two, but also demoralize half their god damn army.

@StarkSpider24

3 жыл бұрын

More like: when you don’t want to just kill an enemy, but make them *suffer*

@officerpolarbear8670

3 жыл бұрын

@@StarkSpider24 "Let 'em burn!"

The fact that the first ever flamethrower unit was camanded by a man named "BernHard" is the best thing I've heard all day.

@casualbydefault

3 жыл бұрын

We Germans do have a sense of humour.

@demmatterseducer5667

3 жыл бұрын

In ww2 they had a general Tha was named "France holder" and they didn't use him to hold france

@asilneram148

3 жыл бұрын

Took me a second haha

@cpt.awesome7281

3 жыл бұрын

The fellow that owned the funeral home and conducted my grandpa's cremation was named 'Barry Burnham'. Pronounced "burn 'em."

@Zerosinker

3 жыл бұрын

another fun sense of irony is the early flame thrower operators were firefighters

Never thought I'd see "THEM!" in an Ahoy video. I remember watching this film in High School for a science class

KZread: "What topics do you want your channel to be about for the algorithm?" Ahoy: "Yes"

"See that mountain ? You can BURN IT !" Somewhere, a shiver ran up Todd Howard's spine.

@AlleeCatBlues

3 жыл бұрын

Is it just me, or does Stuart sound just a little *too* excited about that?

@re57k

3 жыл бұрын

see that mountain? you can buy it in the dlc with a price of a real mountain

@GerardMenvussa

3 жыл бұрын

Howard has a spine? 🤔

@blorgxsnorp7449

3 жыл бұрын

@@GerardMenvussa Don't worry. It's just a figure of speech

@sars910

3 жыл бұрын

@@re57k Love that song

“The flamethrower is a German weapon” Makes sense.

@erj9081

3 жыл бұрын

HAAAAANS!! GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER!

@pimposki6232

3 жыл бұрын

well, it is very efficient

@N0stalgicLeaf

3 жыл бұрын

The Flammenwerfer. It Werfs Flammen.

@Joopyter724

3 жыл бұрын

You guys are good at inventing stuff be that good stuff or bad stuff

HOLY CRAP I did not notice the next topic. I am very intrigued and hope it'll be extensive ^^

Your documentary style videos provide a style of content you don’t see much of around here on KZread. You have made these videos for years, making some of the most interesting videos I have seen ever on weapons and. Their appearances on video games. Keep it up pal

“You ought to be afraid, you’re made out of meat” I’ve never heard something so threatening.

@---cy5gh

3 жыл бұрын

The barbecue's hot. *And you're in season.*

@executer24z76

3 жыл бұрын

Vegetarians stay away

@Frame_Late

3 жыл бұрын

@@executer24z76 Vegetarians are the best targets.

@eggomyweggo6576

3 жыл бұрын

You are but flesh in the age of steel

@michaelabetteridge

3 жыл бұрын

@@eggomyweggo6576 damn man, that's cool, can I steal it?

"The Barbeque is hot... and you're in season" Ohhhhhh shiiiit

@moongduri5466

3 жыл бұрын

*I'm in danger*

@datonebri5361

3 жыл бұрын

His voice...

Content that i can come back to years later and still love every second

The wait is ALWAYS worth it!

Of course the guy who commands a unit dedicated to flamethrowers is named "Bernhard."

@humanhuman6317

3 жыл бұрын

So logically Franz Halder should've held France. Edit: *held France, not hold France

@HeyAddieImTojo

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@uiopuiop3472

3 жыл бұрын

what you mean. is this a joke

@colinouille2786

3 жыл бұрын

@@uiopuiop3472 Bernhard -> Bern Hard -> Burn Hard

@uiopuiop3472

3 жыл бұрын

@@colinouille2786 this is what is called a pun. a word joke. i understand now. the goal of a "pun" is to elicit feelings of laughter and happiness in the target by using a word that sounds/is written like another word. now i understand this type of joke. hahaha

Ahoy: "What maniac would wield it?" Pyro: *muffled maniacal gasmask noises*

@MartinPurathur

3 жыл бұрын

His POV is hilarious tho

@peter-o-peppermint

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no it’s the gibus w+ m1 f2p! Run

@RobMustDie482

3 жыл бұрын

So a Psychotic Schizophrenic.

@terepashinogenjitsu

2 жыл бұрын

The word "pyro" can eve be short for the kind of maniac to weild a flamethrower in the first place, a pyromaniac

You did such a fucking good job at this serious. The intro, the narration style and the outro alone carry it but the content is fire too. The music. Fucking perfect. Excellent work.

We need more of these!

" *muffled happiness noises* " ~The Pyro from Team Fortress 2

@jackykwan3241

3 жыл бұрын

"Do you believe in magic?"

@TheUKNutter

3 жыл бұрын

Nice to see Ahoy is doing the W+M1

Battlefield 1's flamethrower is one of the most scariest things I've ever come across in a video game. You see flames around the corner followed by a mass of screaming and wailing by people being burnt to a crisp.

@gus2603

3 жыл бұрын

Each time I read this comment I get goosebumps. I never really stopped to think what it would feel to be on the other end.

@meeperdudeify

3 жыл бұрын

" War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse." - M*A*S*H

@toshibaDVDplayer

3 жыл бұрын

@@meeperdudeify "How do you figure, Hawkeye?" "Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?" "Sinners, I believe." "Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chock full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander."

@LopThighsLol

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the slight "hiss" it makes when starting it up.

@slaqualquercoisamemo5117

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, now imagine that irl, in your sight your friends?

I was worried you hadn’t included the TF2 pyro more than halfway through

"Next up : soundtracker" Why I heard boss music

I fear no man, but that... thing... it scares me.

@Rhakjellg

3 жыл бұрын

OML ITS THE FAT WEIGHTED MALE FROM FARTNITE

@pixels_buh

3 жыл бұрын

You aren't dead?

@KudosK42

3 жыл бұрын

Spies: *You should fear me more*

@DerAlfredman

3 жыл бұрын

OMG are you talking about the Pyro from the classic game produced by valve called Team Fortress 2!

@HybridHenderson

3 жыл бұрын

This is the 3rd Meet the Pyro refecence ive seen.

This guy could literally make a video about vacuuming his flat and it would be a huge hit

@TheGreat595

3 жыл бұрын

Next iconic arms video? "'Vrrrrr!' It's hard to deny the effectiveness of the deployment of the Dustbuster 300 in a carpet-cleaning capacity."

@UnsoughtLyric

3 жыл бұрын

Idk man the boxes video was a difficult watch

@emkaes7625

3 жыл бұрын

I wish it would start with the same words as this one " you are afraid, you are afraid because you are meat"

@Hyperio606

3 жыл бұрын

ok.

@gaston_clock721

3 жыл бұрын

True

Hey Ahoy!, thanks for your all of history weapons of all time, and the best learning of world war stuff and I really learn something about that story, the only thing we didn’t learn is Kar98k Sniper rifle

Always love the weapons videos stu