"Welcome... to the default option" is such a great line.

@Gianski150

4 жыл бұрын

And he put up the Payday 2 clip with the glock since its the starter weapon that started it.

@fakhriekananda9764

4 жыл бұрын

CSGO Terrorist : "back at our start"

@Lucios1995

4 жыл бұрын

@@Gianski150 I was wondering why he didn't use the STRYK which is the game's version of the Glock 18

@CBRN-115

4 жыл бұрын

His ending quotes are always awesome

@Modernww2fare

4 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one. That line perfectly summarized the glock

The whole “tailor made for terrorists” thing sounds like an attempt from a rival to eliminate competition

@exoticcreature3059

4 жыл бұрын

I call it propaganda. To imply that the people can't be trusted to have anything with tactical use. Hell, to imply the people can't so much as have 6 shots before reloading.

@romaliop

4 жыл бұрын

The greatest innovation of American weapons manufacturers. Banning the competition.

@cringothebot276

4 жыл бұрын

A lot of it was just political bluster to make people in the US distrust foreign firearms even more. "Remember: We only want the bad guns"

@exoticcreature3059

4 жыл бұрын

@Raw cones Lets not forget the other fairy tales. 1) We're incapable of everything. Only government government can keep us safe and alive. At the very least this should make people realize the government is calling them stupid. 2) Every right in the Bill of Rights is under attack by thousands of 'laws' designed to make the Bill of Rights illegal........for our protection, of COURSE! :P

@mikuhatsunegoshujin

4 жыл бұрын

@Raw cones You, organize your own government. You don't need companies telling you what you should and shouldn't do, unfortunately they are in control of the government so you're already right.

NATO: “Are ya winning son?” Beretta: “I got beat by a damn shovel maker!”

@huidromrajendrasingh692

Жыл бұрын

So no?

@PilotTed

Жыл бұрын

NGL I would take a Berreta 92 over a glock 17 or 19. I just love their look and compared to the glock, they really don't have any shortcomings.

@ctrain149

Жыл бұрын

@@PilotTed I actually think the Beretta is more fun to shoot too. Sure it needs some lube but I'm not exactly out in combat every day so no big

@LordTrashcanRulez

Жыл бұрын

@@PilotTed I used to like the Berreta too but now I prefer the glock, generic look aside it's better in every single way

@dioarya6275

9 ай бұрын

Steyr AUG, being a marvel of polymer-made firearms that inspires Gaston Glock: *The future is now, old man...*

Me to my 2 glocks: "Don't listen to him. You're not ugly you're beautiful and I love you both."

@Alex44809

3 жыл бұрын

Man you americans are mad. In germany youre not allowed to carry a firearm but I would love to own a Glock 19, the most beautyful Pistole in my eyes. But I think in 45ACP the 1911 is a bigger beauty.

@felixc.3444

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alex44809 Germany has its fair share of funny laws, like not showing harm on law enforcement in games (unless that’s defunct)

@Alex44809

3 жыл бұрын

@@thebigsad5402 yes Switzerland got very liberal gun laws, but when you cross the border to germany the border control will search your car so its quite difficult to bring guns to germany. And even if I got one, I would go to prison if I would use the gun for home defense. I served two years in the military and I know how to use a firearm but the only thing I can defend my family with is a baseball bat or a kichen knife... I think of should be easier to buy a gun in germany.

@Itstwofourteen

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alex44809 I prefer the US' mantra of "you are ultimately responsible for your own safety." Coming from Brasil, where you couldn't own weapons and the police was (at the time) completely ineffective and/or corrupt as all hell, that idea was incredibly refreshing. As soon as I had money for it, the very first pistol I bought was a Glock. The damn thing just runs great and is pretty accurate. Hell, it's the fucking Honda Civic or Toyota Corolla of the handgun world. In other words, boringly reliable lol.

@Itstwofourteen

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alex44809 ...mind you, tho, that every state in the US is different in regards to weapons ownership. Some are pretty lax, while others make gun laws in Europe seem tame by comparison. Most states fall somewhere in between, and a Concealed Weapons License from one state is usually reciprocal in some other states (not always the case tho, and some state rules may apply too.)

Beginning: This gun is ugly. End: It's Perfect.

@podmonkey2501

4 жыл бұрын

Its both. They have a tendency to really grow in the owner, after awhile disdain for its boxy appearance can turn to admiration for its efficient design and function. Or not, to each their own.

@halo10001

4 жыл бұрын

@@podmonkey2501 yeah but there are some really nice slides out there that make the gun beautiful in its own right.

@nothoundyy

4 жыл бұрын

halo10001 yes yes yess!

@UberJamesMan

4 жыл бұрын

That's a reference to the phrase "Glock perfection"

@somerandomassguyontheinter2869

4 жыл бұрын

the glock is the butterface of the gun world. it does it’s job, and does it very well, but it’s not the most beautiful looking pistol out there.

Glock is rated E for everyone

@saberkiller4567

3 жыл бұрын

Just__Vibin__ only in America

@Halal_Dan

3 жыл бұрын

@@saberkiller4567 We out here having self defense rights and shit

@themixer5029

3 жыл бұрын

Is this the trailer

@Halal_Dan

3 жыл бұрын

@John Mooney >need Kinda cringe

@yesatitsfinest

3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean K for kids ( only at the end of the barrel tho)

For early videogames, the rigid rectangle of the weapon was probably great to render while being recognizable.

@DinsRune

2 жыл бұрын

Duke 3D has a shockingly recognizable Glock as the starting pistol, considering you're mostly seeing the back and top of the slide.

@commscan314

Жыл бұрын

​@@DinsRuneHalf-Life also has an amazing Glock model for the era.

@thelordofthelostbraincells

11 ай бұрын

Like the famas in metal gear 1.

You’re telling me that the Glock was the seventeenth invention, EVER, of a guy who didn’t even make guns beforehand, and it managed to beat out not one, not two, but THREE heavyweight pre-established arms manufacturers? That’s not only impressive, that borders on underdog story. Frankly, it sounds too good to be true.

@deusexaethera

2 жыл бұрын

Never underestimate just how badly established manufacturers will phone-in the designs of their new products. Mr. Glock was the only one in the competition who actually _tried_ to design a new handgun.

@SirAroace

2 жыл бұрын

technically it his 17 patent, their may be other inventions he never patented.

@antrex6940

2 жыл бұрын

Says the man who wants to bolt a chainsaw cannon to 2406's arm..

@Jasonsminiadventure

2 жыл бұрын

The mark of a natural born engineer.

@ethoman04

2 жыл бұрын

@@antrex6940 lol i get the reference

dude imagine telling someone "ay i got a new glock" and pulling out a doorknob

@imwastedhere

3 жыл бұрын

Or knife

@andreivaldez2929

3 жыл бұрын

I bought a Glock knife. Kinda the same as their pistols: boring, half plastic, but works.

@user-mg7wh8zq6v

3 жыл бұрын

or a curtain rod

@notjustinyeetroblox9928

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@bojanglesfries

3 жыл бұрын

They also make shirts.

The clock doesn’t dismiss you the glock does

@mostafaahmedibrahim2541

4 жыл бұрын

Dismiss u from life

@thedovahkiin1999

4 жыл бұрын

TheDorkKnight 25 dismiss you from this comment section

@justanothercommenter8739

4 жыл бұрын

American schools in a nutshell

@alwest4472

4 жыл бұрын

_AMERICAN SCHOOL INTENSIFIES_

@lilacdragon346

4 жыл бұрын

I think you have that backwards buddy, in my American school, you still have to ask permission to leave during a shooting. The entire country is heck.

"sometimes ugly is beautiful, and sometimes boring is exactly what you need" Now that's an inspirational quote

@Texghilsm

Жыл бұрын

I am the 69th like

@mutasim8590

Жыл бұрын

@@Texghilsm congrats

@kingofcrimson4177

Жыл бұрын

Imagine telling that line to your date? 😂

@priitmolder6475

4 ай бұрын

@@kingofcrimson4177 I did... went as you can imagine...

Dec. 27, 2023. Rest in peace, Gaston Glock. Your ingenuity for polymer set the gold standard for what a handgun can do and became holstered by just about the whole world.

@JoseHernandez-xv2bt

4 ай бұрын

I just found about his passing. I’m quite sadden that’s he no longer alive, but damn did he leave a legacy

@Tau-5-weeb

4 ай бұрын

man made a pistol you can 3d print o7

@pvt.potato1943

4 ай бұрын

​@@Tau-5-weebNot really, still requires a metal slide and barrel.

@mdenizcoban

4 ай бұрын

@@pvt.potato1943 there are industrial machines that can literally 3D print metal or at least similar stuff inside sand though

@ocnarf40

4 ай бұрын

​@@mdenizcobanare they fit to tolerate the pressure of a 9mm going off, however? I doubt so

“Sometime ugly is beautiful, and sometimes boring is exactly what you need” That’s a pick up line I could use xD

@thunderb00m

4 жыл бұрын

Did it work?

@DaveSmith-cp5kj

3 жыл бұрын

@@thunderb00m Dude can't reply anymore. He is drowning in the puss.

@tsrmmercy836

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaveSmith-cp5kj no no no, He is to busy you see. He has puss to destroy.

@masonzhang1792

3 жыл бұрын

Lemme know when it works! ;)

@cortex8239

3 жыл бұрын

Cringe. Fucking XD In the modern day?

“I gotta be honest, this kinda a boring weapon” Able to entertain me for 10 minutes straight

@wanchorman472

4 жыл бұрын

best of all it's a reference to his subreddit

@mannemarco333

4 жыл бұрын

Not even 10 minutes but Okkkkkkk

@royaltygaming_K

4 жыл бұрын

@@mannemarco333 about bruv.

@HoangNguyen-oz4fj

4 жыл бұрын

Hello there fellow Vietnamese! Quite a pleasant surprise.

@royaltygaming_K

4 жыл бұрын

@@HoangNguyen-oz4fj THEY ARE IN THE TREES. *Begins to spray an m60 before the gun itself just fucking dies*

RIP Gaston Glock July 19, 1929 - December 27, 2023

In memoriam, Gaston Glock, died today December 27, 2023. Just an outsider with an idea that changed the industry. The best kinds of firearms designers.

@SupersuMC

3 ай бұрын

o7

"Ahoy" the definition of quality not quantity

@Mike_roads

4 жыл бұрын

You can say that again but somebody please give ahoy More Resources

@theopenrift

4 жыл бұрын

Yet he has such a large catalogue of fantastic videos. Albeit spread apart from each other. It's amazing there's so many.

@rightshoe1188

4 жыл бұрын

The lethal version of colossal is crazy

@dillonc7955

4 жыл бұрын

Many KZreadrs rush out content so quickly, that they make me forget how they've acquired so many subscribers in the first place. I'm glad Ahoy hasn't fallen into that pit with how few videos he's made lately.

@zephyrkds1839

4 жыл бұрын

SovietWomble join the chat

"Civilian, police, military, gangbanger." Add scientist in orange suit to the list too

@ArcturusOTE

4 жыл бұрын

And special ops soldiers with a mask as well as..... Barney

@jordandalton9971

4 жыл бұрын

Gordon Freeman used an hk usp match actually. Hate to be that guy but

@Kingofekedalen

4 жыл бұрын

@@jordandalton9971 Only in Half Life 2. The pistol was a glock in the original Half Life.

@jordandalton9971

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kingofekedalen my mistake. As you were.

@prec1sion548

4 жыл бұрын

Add the Phoenix Connection too!

Gaston Glock has just passed away recently on December 27, 2023. He now joins John Moses Browning, John Garand, Eugene Stoner, Mikhail Kalashnikov, Dieudonné Saive, and others as one of the most influential gun designers of all time.

@matthew_natividad

4 ай бұрын

🫡

0:18 the glock is so amazing , IT SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF.

@dang3r611

3 жыл бұрын

Of course it did. He used it to shoot the live sea mines they were carrying.

@trunorth8809

2 жыл бұрын

@@dang3r611 its a reference to the flex tape commercials

@holdguard4624

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve always known this Q-TE of MW3 was particularly outlandish, but this comment has made me question: Is it realistic? 9 mm isn’t a strong caliber, but the shells of those sea mines must be tougher than to be penetrated by 9mm. Are they?

@anormalhuman266

2 жыл бұрын

@@holdguard4624 shhh just enjoy the jokee

@jakebell2294

2 жыл бұрын

THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE

Imagine submitting a pistol to an army and getting beat by some shovel maker

@Theguitararcher

4 жыл бұрын

Glock: You have witnessed only a fraction of my power.

@alejandrorivas4585

4 жыл бұрын

The equivalent would be like if John Deere won the next F1 championship

@squidscouch2169

4 жыл бұрын

And at one point the curtain rods and door knobs. Glocks are awesome though.

@s1d3k1ckRO

4 жыл бұрын

@@alejandrorivas4585 it's like the Lamborghini of the weapon world lol

@BlueShift2000

4 жыл бұрын

In fact: Steyr makes cars (like the Supra and the G-Class and even more), Guns and Tractors. The links are to wikipedia and they are very interesting to read. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magna_Steyr en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr_Arms en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr_Tractor Edit: Steyr is also known for the "Allradantrieb" for Mercedes and the Fiat Panda Sisley 4x4

"Welcome to the default option." Thats the most gaming words one could use to describe a glock

@gspapp

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@platiuscyndar9017

3 жыл бұрын

when did he say that?

@LydCal999

3 жыл бұрын

@@platiuscyndar9017 right at the end of the video, it was the beginning of the conclusion

@PrabhablyAGoodYouTuber

3 жыл бұрын

@@platiuscyndar9017 at 8:55

@Adam-oh3vu

2 жыл бұрын

It's like an average office worker, nothing special, just there to get the job done.

I personally love the look of the Glock series of pistols. There's something so nice about its simple, boxy design

@sauravsinha8875

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@nicholascauton9648

Жыл бұрын

Ditto. Simple, reliable, and effective is the best way to summarize the Glock.

@Operater_Silverhandman

Жыл бұрын

Same

@bitmikealerts_lol

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@DinsRune

Жыл бұрын

The Glock does have a certain je ne sai quois. Reminds me of "brutalist" architecture or something, beauty and aesthetic found through simple shapes and harsh lines.

RIP Gston Glock

@TheSundayShooter

4 ай бұрын

𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐅 𝐭𝐨 𝐏𝐚𝐲 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬

@762x69

4 ай бұрын

@@TheSundayShooter F

@donet0death240

3 ай бұрын

A real one ☝️

"Gaston Glock" NO ONE SHOOTS LIKE GASTON NO ONE GUNSMITHS LIKE GASTON

@cheezcake252

3 жыл бұрын

beauty and the beast alternate universe be like:

@sapateirovalentin348

3 жыл бұрын

Beauty and the best: high school musical

@cheezcake252

3 жыл бұрын

@@sapateirovalentin348 oh-

@anothrnoml

3 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@Schregger

3 жыл бұрын

@@sapateirovalentin348 Im and both cringing and laughing at that image... then again, Im imagining the song number in question, but with Gaston's head replaced by a Glock 17...

"Between your faith and my Glock 9mm, I'll take the Glock". -Arnold Schwarzenegger

@J14ernandez

4 жыл бұрын

End of days was underrated

@JeffyPDiddy

4 жыл бұрын

So long as it’s on the California Handgun Registry. 🤗

Rest in Peace Mr. Shovel Maker

Rest in Peace Gaston Glock. You made the slickest modern guns. 🕊️

“It’s just a gun. It’s just a gun that does its job extraordinary well.”

@Johntravoltaaaa

3 жыл бұрын

Unless it's csgo

@CloaksCosplays

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone who has ever had to summarize the glock has said nothing more than "it's not pretty but it gets the job done."

@juliantran4284

3 жыл бұрын

@@Johntravoltaaaa i mean if u could aim

@the-letter_s

3 жыл бұрын

until it blows up in your hands.

@olliegoria

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliantran4284 aim it all you want, its still a friggin BB pistol more or less

“Neutral. Universal. Perfect.” That’s glock. “Glock perfection.”

Gaston Glock 1929-2023 Rest in Peace “The Glock: Neutral. Universal. Perfect.”

Rest In Peace Gaston Glock

"The Glock Is for everybody" Fun for the whole family

@Volatile127

4 жыл бұрын

bring the kids! and the dog too!

@desupocalypse

4 жыл бұрын

@@Volatile127 "and the dog too" [ATF intensifies]

@balasankarajith2923

4 жыл бұрын

*AMERICA 100*

@abdullahahsan9809

4 жыл бұрын

Goddamn It i was gonna comment that

@demilembias2527

4 жыл бұрын

yes, this is what like 30-40% of Americans actually believe.

He knows weapons He spits facts But most importantly We need the puns back

@floyddog2283

4 жыл бұрын

I miss the puns so much

getting this recommended today, the day Gaston Glock died

"Sometimes ugly is beautiful. Sometimes boring is exactly what you need." Sounds like a bangin Tinder bio

When you’re ugly and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you really are- Drax

@paeratatahuriorangi498

4 жыл бұрын

“Or you’re rich” - Tupac 2020

@micahbd6077

4 жыл бұрын

The Løser bruh

@xtrmsword7127

4 жыл бұрын

The Løser bruh

@bananasrotate7821

4 жыл бұрын

The Løser bruh

@ineedwoman3204

4 жыл бұрын

@@paeratatahuriorangi498 bruh

"Ugly" Someone please show this man a Hi-Point

@scheise4433

3 жыл бұрын

We don't speak that name around these parts.

@bruh4583

3 жыл бұрын

@Chill Sodaa yet they work...

@Apollo5752353

3 жыл бұрын

@@bruh4583 and very durable!

@whatisausername99

3 жыл бұрын

And have much spread, too!

@sk8terzane818

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie they look better than Lugers

RIP Gaston Glock 1929-2023

"It's just a gun that does it's job extremely well" - Ahoy, 2019

@James-qn3wi

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Loke It's actually a crap weapon. Don't use it.

@theeasternspy266

4 жыл бұрын

@@James-qn3wi ah yes

@mrwhips3623

4 жыл бұрын

"2019" comments are so stupid!

@SmotheredDreams

4 жыл бұрын

James Booth Prove it.

@theeasternspy266

4 жыл бұрын

@@SmotheredDreams ima be real with you, I think he was being sarcastic... at least I hope he was

"I've gotta be honest, this is kind of a boring weapon." But I'm willing to bet that you're just the person to make it sound interesting.

@sebastianvazquez2783

4 жыл бұрын

And so he did.

@potatto8534

4 жыл бұрын

He made it more interesting than a rock

@ranwolf76

4 жыл бұрын

@@potatto8534 he can make a rock sound interesting

@Donkeymaster9000

4 жыл бұрын

The Paperclip. Small, ubiquitous and very deadly in the hands of an SAS soldier

@ranwolf76

4 жыл бұрын

@@Donkeymaster9000 just ask Bullseye

Watching this again in memory of Gaston Glock

R.I.P Gaston Glock

@hamsterg4997

4 ай бұрын

RIP GG

"I gotta be honest this is kind of a boring weapon" how dare you say something so controversial yet so correct

@politickz6591

4 жыл бұрын

Gëfägnïs Sïngäfëg how the fuck does this relate to liberals

@amaciado.19

4 жыл бұрын

How the fuck does this relate to liberals²

@fetyrol7108

4 жыл бұрын

People will always find a way to talk about politics. But what does this have to do with liberals?

@Camoguy-yl3nz

4 жыл бұрын

@@gefagnis Bro as someone who is into poiltic's just stop. It does not relate to liberal's

@kaiflood6061

4 жыл бұрын

Always gotta throw in your unwanted political opinions no one gives a fuck about

"Next up: Barrels." Oh boy he's gonna talk about Donkey Kong and Jumpman isn't he?

@dustinsterling3248

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe, if they exploded in those games lol

@Kurochana

4 жыл бұрын

Inb4 gun barrels too.

@alexandergodfreykleinhans8059

4 жыл бұрын

Or the explosive barrels from DOOM.

@priitmolder6475

4 жыл бұрын

"DO A BARREL ROLL!"

@dustinsterling3248

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexandergodfreykleinhans8059 he already discussed them in his doom vid tho

Long live the King, Gaston Glock

Rest in peace Glock.

I COMPLETELY MISSED THIS ONE KZread YOU HAVE *_CROSSED THE LINE._*

@liamellis9710

4 жыл бұрын

I did not notice this until now.

@BudgiePanic

4 жыл бұрын

same here, unbelievable

@moth5724

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Darkels9

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@downsjmmyjones101

4 жыл бұрын

I saw it in my recommended so it's not *totally* being suppressed.

It’s like Ahoy was born to talk about guns. He even has the voice for it.

@ellishilton6636

4 жыл бұрын

Kind of sounds like captain price from call of duty

@rover5058

4 жыл бұрын

Ellis Hilton he sounds more like mactavish

@sneezindoggo6528

4 жыл бұрын

Veron Maybe he is actually. Because he sounds WAY to familiar to Soap MacTavish

@4dr45

4 жыл бұрын

Agree

@criminal_6877

3 жыл бұрын

In his old videos he’s less confident but you can see how his voice shaped over the years

Rest in peace Gaston Glock.

I love how Ahoy names these vids. It's literally just *G L O C K .*

@alexcarter8807

3 жыл бұрын

I know I wasn't sure if was a music video or what.

@L_WasTooShort

3 жыл бұрын

I know, right?

@bshivam2001

3 жыл бұрын

The *.* at the end is pretty significant too.

@ojoface208

3 жыл бұрын

It's called a Glock because when you reload it and that top thingy goes back, it does a sound that sounds like GLOCK

@ojoface208

3 жыл бұрын

@Theo Magalhaes Bubolz yes

"Its ugly, like a gun drawn by a child" me looking at the FP-45 Liberator: uhhhh what about now?

@SniperOnSunday

3 жыл бұрын

The FP-45 is a piece of art and you will respect it.

@legendaryweegee5331

3 жыл бұрын

@@SniperOnSunday looks like a piece of modern art

@Ray.6406

3 жыл бұрын

@@SniperOnSunday Yeah fucking abstract art lmfao

@supremevodka1735

3 жыл бұрын

FP-45 is pretty ugly to me

@myusername3689

3 жыл бұрын

@ExDeeXD Music The caretaker art or William Utermohlen.

RIP Gaston, truly a titan will be missed

Coming back here on New Year’s Eve after learning Gaston Glock died a few days ago. RIP o7

At this point, I’d watch Ahoy explain paper clip development.

@colonialgutentagen9736

4 жыл бұрын

Boris Müller “design wise it’s ugly and very bendable, but became a wonder for all office workers, and fidgety children, who are just bored at home”

@kiddhkane

4 жыл бұрын

Considering how much research he would do for it, we could all learn a lot from it.

@mjeverette3858

4 жыл бұрын

I mean I’m not complaining

@tjgordon5

4 жыл бұрын

@@colonialgutentagen9736 he would even work Glock into it and say the G in the Glock logo was comprised of a bent paperclip

Me: i wonder what KZread recomends me toda- KZread: GLOCK

@gams8024

4 жыл бұрын

Roan Melaan ok

The man just died recently, I decided to watch this video in remembrance of the man

RIP to my man Gaston! Gone too soon

Gaston Glock?! “NNNNOOOOOOOO OOOOONNNNE....” “Shoots like Gaston,” “Makes guns good like Gaston...” ....I’ll uh show myself out now....

@BRindustries

4 жыл бұрын

"No-one sprays 9mm bullets like Gaston!"

@danteherrera5087

4 жыл бұрын

No no... Continue.

@JackClockerinos

4 жыл бұрын

@@BRindustries "I'm especially good at gun modifying" "17 rounds for Gaston!"

@kaiflood6061

4 жыл бұрын

When I was a lad I shot 5 dozen rounds, so that I could get *large*!

@m0n0x

4 жыл бұрын

I swear to god, get back in here and finish the eldritch horror you started to create

As my uncle says about Glocks; Pro: it shoots like a Glock Con: it shoots like a Glock

@berbtheguy

4 жыл бұрын

@Jeffrey Epstein wait a fucking minute

@mhavy_v6

4 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Epstein you're still alive eh?!

@mryam5015

4 жыл бұрын

@Jeffrey Epstein who killed u

@vincentprime740

4 жыл бұрын

its a very destructive squirt gun.

@chaospanda9000

4 жыл бұрын

Anthony Sanchez glock >everything’s else

RIP to the greatest last name in history

R.I.P. Gaston Glock F

I swear this guy can make anything sound very threatening

@Foxillon

4 жыл бұрын

"The paperclip : Metallic, Bendable, Practical"

@homelessswede9675

4 жыл бұрын

KingDededeTheGod this has been said like a dozen times,stop

@Midnight-Starfish

4 жыл бұрын

"The Sneakers: comfy, dependable, and cheap as hell."

@CaveyMoth

4 жыл бұрын

The spoon: Every-man's scoop. Mind-bending. (There is no spoon) Effective for any meal encounter.

@theopenrift

4 жыл бұрын

"The pencil. Mistake-proof. Reusable. The perfect unassuming weapon."

Of all the games included in this video, the one I was most surprised to see was Receiver.

@ikagura

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, that prototype indie charging simulator... kinda wish it got expanded

@udenszirnis1644

4 жыл бұрын

@@ikagura They released a update to it this year, improved the lighting and cut the hiccups on level load. Broke old mods, but madmen have made new and better ones allready.

@AlexSeibel

4 жыл бұрын

Mirror's edge too

@nootnoot7396

4 жыл бұрын

@@udenszirnis1644 oh shit they already have new mods? When I saw the game got an update I was crushed because I assumed the community was dead and the mods would never be updated

@MrGible

4 жыл бұрын

@@udenszirnis1644 new update? Damn, gonna play it

Fun little tidbit: the "Glock" in Insurgency: Sandstorm is actually based on the Polymer80, a series of partially-incomplete Glock-compatible frames designed to be finished by lawful home builders in the US as they aren't finished to the extent that they're considered firearms, and thus can be shipped and sold in the same ways as any other unregulated goods within the country; a pretty interesting way to work around trade dress concerns for a game considering the nature of the real counterparts. Even over a year later, this video (along with many others) is just fantastic to watch

Rest In Perfection, Gaston Glock. (1929-2023) 🙏🏽

This dude used his God voice to discuss Glock references in gangster rap.

@keklulu332

4 жыл бұрын

glad to hear I wasn't the only one to find it hype af

@cebruthius

4 жыл бұрын

"cock my glock" wtf! xD

Dude can make anything sound dangerous and entertaining “A can, carrying ominous chemicals. One spray in the face, and you’ll feel like you’re blind. *The Pepper Spray.”*

@jackiceton4522

3 жыл бұрын

He could make a blanket

@re57k

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackiceton4522 ...sound like a weapon of mass destruction

@kriegscommissarmccraw4205

3 жыл бұрын

And you read it in his voice too, entirely by accident

@_Envous

3 жыл бұрын

imagine having 123 likes 😳😳😳😳

@kurubyy

3 жыл бұрын

*o m i n o u s c h e m i c a l s*

Rest in peace, Gaston

RIP Gaston glock

Imagine your last name being “Glock”, that sounds badass

@marcosbradanovic9100

3 жыл бұрын

Mr.Glock

@Headgasket-

3 жыл бұрын

Sir glock

@dondeka2086

3 жыл бұрын

bob glock, andy glock, chris glock

@r011ing_thunder6

3 жыл бұрын

Me. G

@scareraven9669

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being named Bigh Glock lol

"Sometimes ugly is beautiful and sometimes boring is exactly what you need."

@Ltulrich

4 жыл бұрын

I tried explaining this to my girlfriend.

@daggerace9918

4 жыл бұрын

So I have hope?

@potatohead5986

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ltulrich :)))))))))

RIP Gaston Glock.

RIP Gaston Glock, you will be missed. 1929-2023

"I've gotta be honest, this is kind of a boring weapon" Just slap fade skin to it

@HaliOnRepeat

4 жыл бұрын

ƓєηєяαƖ Ɛccнι you can get one hit headshots with it, can’t you?

@thing.

4 жыл бұрын

@@HaliOnRepeat no you cant. especially at really long ranges like t spawn to mid where you can hit him for 90

@zedaddy3530

4 жыл бұрын

The only thing good about this is that it's free Also maybe it's range compared to the USP-S/P200 USP-S gang here

@pudie8952

4 жыл бұрын

@@zedaddy3530 Burst fire at CQB can be lethal if used properly

@zedaddy3530

4 жыл бұрын

@@pudie8952 ikr I was only joking

This guy can talk about the shit he took this morning and still make it sound interesting

@IskenderCaglarM41B441

4 жыл бұрын

There is an interesting saying about someone who has charismatic voice: "you can swear my family till morning and I wouldn't say anything"

@engieknight

4 жыл бұрын

This morning, a monster was created. Brown. Deadly. Smelled like bodies. It was 9:42 AM when a man named Ahoy felt an odd sensation. 20 minutes later, he made one of the greatest weapons. It was his own human shit. The GIANT SHIT HE TOOK THIS MORNING was created. Adopted in 2008, It fired .45 ACP rounds and it had such capabilities such as the fact it could kill a man within 200 meters, and could penetrate kevlar at 150. No amount of air freshener could fix it, and soon it had to be banned. The U.S banned the weapon among other deadly weapons merely 2 years after it's conception, and the geneva convention, along with many other weapons at the time, had banned this weapon. Only 12 years after it's original conception, it was never to see war again, and retired to cinema. It was too powerful for it's time. The shit that forgot to lose it's smell. The double flusher. The shit I took this morning. Thanks for watching, Iconic Arms will return.

@baraqueobeme4720

4 жыл бұрын

@@engieknight Not my proudest fap

@legacyofvrak

4 жыл бұрын

@@engieknight im reading this out loud with his voice and I'm not sure how to feel

@8ozz287

4 жыл бұрын

@@engieknight this is the best reply ive ever seen on youtube

I swear, Ahoy can make anything sound badass "What makes an utensil timeless is simple" "It can serve it's users for generations, and ensure that any attempt of replacement will be proven inadequate" "And for centuries, this one has done exactly that" "The pencil, a student's best friend for any adversary"

@DaDARKPass

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

@softlysnowing3959

Жыл бұрын

Me, with a pen:

@DashingSteel

Жыл бұрын

Ahoy after watching John Wick

@eascolorado

Жыл бұрын

Ahoy after playing hitman:

@ReimersLeDumb

Жыл бұрын

"But how did the pencil became such a friend of us?" "What makes them be so useful in the long way of a student or an agent, being yet, so simple?" "And is actually the number 2, the number one?"

R.I.P. Gaston Glock

Who would win: a.) An Italian arms manufacturer that had been making arms since the 1500s b.) A dude who had invented 17 things, making his first gun

@jakubzidek

4 жыл бұрын

One day you invent a soluable toilet paper, the next day you invent a gun that takes over the world.

@randomnepali7772

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakubzidek Zero to Hero: Weapons manufacturers hate him! How did he do it? Click here to find out!

@user-pq4by2rq9y

4 жыл бұрын

A dude who earns a living making Tupperware*

@bouvardc.2334

4 жыл бұрын

I would take the m9 over the glock any day. I am not a military guy though and they look for different things.

@MrLolx2u

4 жыл бұрын

@@bouvardc.2334 The M9 wasn't that good in honesty. Initially at least. When it was 1st released, the Glock had no issue but the M9 or the 92 at that time had a catastrophic failure and that's the slide could be easily dislodged when you just grab the slide, push it slightly back and then yank it forwards and the whole barrel assembly and the slide could come out. This raised some form of concern for police force that had gotten it and it became a big hoohah in the gun community and Beretta had to call in many of their pistols just to fix the issue.

"Tailor-made for terrorists.." No wonder Terrorists in the Counter-Strike series has Glocks as their default handgun

@satoru556

4 жыл бұрын

lmao ikr

@subscribe4good

4 жыл бұрын

Plus its got that full auto which is a feature for the t side and a counterpart to the ct silencer

@suffer3828

4 жыл бұрын

@@subscribe4good it's actually burst fire

@subscribe4good

4 жыл бұрын

@@suffer3828 yeah my bad, didn't want to be too detailed

@subscribe4good

4 жыл бұрын

@Raw cones you're gonna need to bit a bit more specific lmao

RIP Gaston Glock

RIP Gaston Glock (12-27-2024)

Ahoy: *sees Glock's geometrical design* Ahoy's mind full of insults: "Anyway I started blasting"

@plantain.1739

4 жыл бұрын

I mean it *IS* kinda boring and ugly.

@tresended

4 жыл бұрын

Eh, I like it personally. Geometric and weird designs are my favorite. I’m not even much of a firearm guy but the Glock and KRISS Vector are my personal bests.

@plantain.1739

4 жыл бұрын

@@tresended Well, I imagine it's kinda more a "My first car" kinda deal. You just have allot of good memories with it. Or, maybe you like it, and I'm far too opinionated. Probably the last.

@tresended

4 жыл бұрын

I get why people don’t like the design too much since compared to other handguns it’s definitely bland, so I understand it kinda. I’m more of a minimal/utilitarian person so the geometrical design of it appeals to me a lot.

@plantain.1739

4 жыл бұрын

@@tresended I get that I guess, you do you. Just, for the love of Christ, don't paint it.

imagine spending months engineering and calculating the perfect, reliable, and cheap sidearm, submit it to the U.S. Army, get it to testing, and get beat by an unknown company that never made a firearm

@Riley_MDS

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hi there Mate... Never expecting to see you watch Ahoy as well XD Edit: I'd still prefer to use Beretta 92 instead of Glock tbh... But I like both of their design

@ReSpark141

3 жыл бұрын

@@Riley_MDS we seem to run into each other everywhere

@patrickfrost9405

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReSpark141 It may be true love...

@ReSpark141

3 жыл бұрын

@@patrickfrost9405 what? no, he just happens to watch a lot of the content i watch

@patrickfrost9405

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReSpark141 sssssssshhhhhh...

Many people overlook the old adage "Sometimes Good Enough is perfect".

Gaston Glock, the reclusive engineer and tycoon who developed one of the world's best-selling handguns that revolutionized the industry, died on Dec 27, 2023 aged 94.

Every time these show up, it feels like an *event.* I have to cancel everything I do that day, just to watch one of these. Fantastic job as usual!

@dankovac1609

4 жыл бұрын

I get ya

@FigmentHF

4 жыл бұрын

I literally get a tingle up my spine and I do a little celebratory wiggle. I’m immensely grateful for Ahoy’s s-tier content

@pinoyzlayer

4 жыл бұрын

You have to cancel everything you do that whole day for a 10 minute video?

@kenmeri5832

4 жыл бұрын

i always save then for later in the day, so i can sit down, with a drink and a snack, and watch another masterpiece

@commissarthorne3894

4 жыл бұрын

I glad I'm not the only one who feels that way XD

The way he pronounced German words is always the music to my ears.

@koryfredrick1164

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr, I‘m always super impressed. I think I only heard him pronounce H&K as „Heckler and Kosh“ once, and from then on, it was perfect.

Rest in peace Gaston Glock you will be missed

RIP Mr Glock. Thank you so much Ahoy

"And sometimes boring-" **sprays down a man** "-is exactly what you need."

Who else thought it was a dream when you got the Ahoy: Glock Notification

@cheney2455

4 жыл бұрын

me.

@NRGpony

4 жыл бұрын

Just recently bought a glock so I came

@PershingDragoon

4 жыл бұрын

Every time a new Ahoy video comes out.

@somedumbass8279

4 жыл бұрын

yep

rest in peace Gaston Glock he made striker fired pistols popular, and one of the most popular and customisable platforms

I would really like a reference for that "Terror in Plastic" headline.

@l.k5244

4 жыл бұрын

Probably some shitty tabloid like the sun lol

@GiangNguyen-fb5wr

4 жыл бұрын

It's an opinion piece from the Washington Post. www.washingtonpost.com/archive/opinions/1988/03/06/terror-in-plastic/0763fe1a-80dc-4234-9e96-18ca7bba0a29/

@llolinlaik

4 жыл бұрын

@@GiangNguyen-fb5wr of course is the Washington post lol

@julien7337

4 жыл бұрын

@@llolinlaik Who else would it be?

@chaosXP3RT

4 жыл бұрын

@@GiangNguyen-fb5wr Not surprising that the liberals at the Washington Post don't understand firearms

"How did Glock become so popular?" Marketing, largely. Besides the marketing, the primary advantage is that they're dead simple guns, they're functionally indestructible and they'll eat almost any ammunition you shove in them.

@Science-ev1he

4 жыл бұрын

And because it rhymes with a lot of things... LIKE CO - !

@redstromesoup6563

4 жыл бұрын

It can do anything you neednit to! It'll do the dishes, take the dog out for a walk, fly a helicopter. It can DO anything. DAMN this shit so good ove sold my car, karen took the kids, the US military currently outside my door but at least ill have my cock uh i mean my glock.

@MisterBones2910

4 жыл бұрын

AK o' pistols

@GoblinKnightLeo

4 жыл бұрын

@@MisterBones2910 Funnily enough the Glock is much better with sand and mud than the AK - the AK has a big open slot for the charging handle.

@danteinpuro319

4 жыл бұрын

Eat almost any ammo you put in it...what about .50 AE the rounds used in the desert eagle, actually now that I think about it, it'll probably just destroy the gun itself

Gaston Glock passed away on 27th December 2023 may the man rest in peace

rest in peace gaston glock🙏🏻

"Sometimes ugly is beautiful. And sometimes boring is exactly what you need." Describes me in a nutshell.

@Seb_No.13

4 жыл бұрын

Same here

@Sanford047

4 жыл бұрын

Except i don't need you... I think

"Tailor-Made For Terrorists" Explains why T Side has glocks

rest in peace mr glock 😔