we left out that there's always one couple in the smokers havin a absolute domestic about which machine they're feeding their last 50 - please subscribe!

@drasticdemon7695

Жыл бұрын

true

@mercurymasters

Жыл бұрын

fuck everytime theres that one smashed up couple going on about god knows what

@DaInternetBear

Жыл бұрын

You forgot about their dumbass kid begging for $5 to have 1 game of pinball in the dingiest corner of the pub from the edge of the over 18s section

@elliottb7009

Жыл бұрын

time for a re-upload.

@HashBrownDoyler

Жыл бұрын

Also forgot the closet 50 year old homosexual trying to chat up the straight pissed 20 year old blokes

The guy winning $1500 and pretending he didn't put in $7500 was fucking spot on.

@AndersAU

Жыл бұрын

& standing with one knee on the stool in that exact get up with the shirt tucked in that is garunteed whenever ya step in a pokies room😂

@harrisonmagic6305

Жыл бұрын

looks a looser, is a looser, feels like a million bucks I bet.

@MyH3ntaiGirl

Жыл бұрын

Used to have this guy in our crew that would gamble away his entire month salary in 1 day

@piotrprzytycki7919

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that's just me mum in law

@joshs3775

Жыл бұрын

I can't believe they got my dad to be in this video!

Words of absolute comfort: “I love you” ❌ “It’s not your fault” ❌ “Yeah mate” ✅

@DrCoomer_1

Жыл бұрын

"$500 AU Falcon"

@galaxykitty9690

Жыл бұрын

Yeah mate (I'm Aussie btw lol)

@kidalcoholic4092

Жыл бұрын

@@galaxykitty9690 Yeah nah mate

@S12_LukeTaylor

Жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah mate

@galaxykitty9690

Жыл бұрын

@@brynmorgan579 pfp doesn't make an aussie, I never bothered changing mine in months but was going to. Plus it looks close to how I do. I in fact have blue eyes and blonde hair looks brown due to Melbourne weather being trash.

To anyone outside of Australia watching this these aren’t jokes just straight up what every single pub here is like.

@kieranwalsh2058

Жыл бұрын

As funny as the video is, it’s not even exaggerated. This is exactly how pubs are

@dayligs

Жыл бұрын

Same thing in New Zealand too, so relatable

@EatMyShortsAU

Жыл бұрын

Yeah plus it seems like a very generic pub. Like 99% of pubs look like this lol. Same food, same beers, same pokie machines, same blue collar worker crowd, Keno etc.

@blackoutlol2857

Жыл бұрын

@@kieranwalsh2058 that’s effectively what I said lol

@mattlevens6382

Жыл бұрын

Pretty much sums up my local spoons in the UK

If any non-Australian's want to learn about Australian culture, Garn is your best source of education.

@mattcorcoran7082

3 ай бұрын

It’s spot on eh?

@Sammy-forgetaboutit-Tony

Ай бұрын

hoorooo

You know a day is good when Garn uploads.

@ryanbuckler9932

Жыл бұрын

Frfr

@watermelon2223

Жыл бұрын

Why does someone comment this every video

@IsaacWale2004

Жыл бұрын

​@@watermelon2223 It's a KZread trend ig 😂

@TheBestJackOnYouTube

Жыл бұрын

best aussie youtuber man

@kaynevathalisack2091

Жыл бұрын

Was just having a convo with one of the Bois and he said stop rn garn has posted

The most default pub meal ever. Chicken parmigiana with chips and salad. 😅

@tomrankin3893

Жыл бұрын

But you hold the salad, get a boat of gravy and some chicken salt.

@Blkout88

Жыл бұрын

And mushroom gravy mate

@somerandomdude6977

Жыл бұрын

But dang it, it’s the most reliable meal you can get

@AWF1000

Жыл бұрын

@@somerandomdude6977 it's mainly because it's the only meal that I know I will like. If I order something else, it probably sucks. The other option I always see is scallops and they are bloody disgusting. 😅

@amaruvandevu8603

Жыл бұрын

@@somerandomdude6977 not anymore mate, inflation. $1000 for a steak now

Nothin better than after a 10 hour day in the tools, you head down to the local pub for a schooey and parmi to watch garn and blow 50 bucks on the pokies

@Shaddow798

Жыл бұрын

Only fidy more like 12hund

@Entity-rq7fo

Жыл бұрын

@@Shaddow798 I'm the apprentice mate

@jaredwilliams2357

Жыл бұрын

It’s like I can read it but I can’t at the same time

@Hannah_The_Heretic

Жыл бұрын

I always get a parmi at a new place, if its not good I don't come back. because screwing up a simple parmi should be impossible.

@timothyphillips4801

Жыл бұрын

Your all on the fun snorkel fellas, 10 hours on the fkn tools?....cmon..I'll break it down. 4 hours on tools 2 hours on the spicy salad and/or devils dandruff 4 hours watchin tiktok.

As a Brian who works in HR and used to do pub gigs, I feel personally attacked 😂

@hardmcshaft7931

Жыл бұрын

Thats funny as

@thelaughingprophet2275

Жыл бұрын

Cmon Bri…..lend us $50 mate, you know I’m good for it.

@delusion5867

Жыл бұрын

better not have played shannon noll

@hometownmedic7355

6 ай бұрын

Did you file a complaint with HR?

That ‘yeah mate’ is as iconic as ‘I’ll be back’ from the terminator films

Left out the young couple who have bought their screaming kid into the pub to run riot while they eat anything on the menu except the parmi

@tomoneil8638

Жыл бұрын

Or the pubs that put playgrounds in them like it's a McDonald's.

you forgot that one old bloke who's sitting at one of the pokies machines at 9am on a Monday (he's been there on the same chair since 3pm last Saturday) wearing a pair of soiled tracksuit pants feeding the machine his fortnightly pension payment

Its incredible that 10 months later and Garn still looks likes he's never once had a shower.

@samholdsworth420

Жыл бұрын

They don't have showers in Australia

@DonEttelo

Жыл бұрын

The character’s name is Murph, but yes, that is true.

I feel the sudden urge to go to the pub now.

@amaruvandevu8603

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 don’t lose your life savings brother. ❤❤❤

1:14 that guy has too much emotion to be a real pokie player, those nanas are stone cold as they sink away their children's inheritance

I've already watched the whole video and I can confirm this is another Garn classic

@dracomessup

Жыл бұрын

I was in 50 seconds before I pressed that thumbs up, should have done it sooner.

You forgot half the pokie room being filled with people who were born sometime in the Triassic Period.

I work at a pub in Australia and I will say everything but the keno plug-in is spot on. Tbh I don’t think our patrons are smart/stupid enough to do that 🤣🤣

Such a good one. Good stuff fellas.

@TheBestJackOnYouTube

Жыл бұрын

yes he’s the best

@GarnComedy

Жыл бұрын

cheers brother

Lol love it! Unfortunately that $37.50 parma meal ain’t a joke 😂

@SkateTutorials93

Жыл бұрын

What kind of pubs are you all going to? Every pub I've been to in NSW a parmy costs anywhere from $20-$25 lol

@cobyfield9237

Жыл бұрын

@@SkateTutorials93 wharf shed in geelong was $32 for a Parma last week. Had a better parma at my local in my regional town for $25, you'd get 2 serves out of it too.

@david929190

Жыл бұрын

What's a Parmy?

@braden459

Жыл бұрын

@@david929190 chicken parmesan

@Raptorboi

Жыл бұрын

​@@david929190 Chicken Parmigiana. It's a deep fried breaded chicken breast that has been flattened, usually with sliced tomatoes and cheese on top. Served with hot chips (fries if you're US) and a salad.

Production value on this shoot and the effort put in by everyone was next level!

Ive worked security at a pub and this is Spot on 🤣👌🏾

@BruceWayne-fg1kk

Жыл бұрын

Same here. Old mate Garn just forgot to mention the time when that drunk guy fell down every flight of stairs

It is going to be a good day when Garn makes a new video

*Another spot on vid about our Aussie culture*

Garn's videos are the way I educate my friends and family back home about how life really is like in Australia. Thanks for the educational vids!

You know it's a good day when Garn posts a new video.

Every Australian can relate to this. 😂

@_JC_21

Жыл бұрын

Nah.

@baabaabaa2293

Жыл бұрын

Yeahnaa... my pubs nowhere near as flash as this!

@moose8896

Жыл бұрын

Not in WA, no pokies out here

@thebig0opsyshow505

Жыл бұрын

@@moose8896 why even live?

@thegrimreaper6787

Жыл бұрын

​@@thebig0opsyshow505 fair fucking question honestly

Pretty much my favourite content on youtube at the moment thank for another beautiful nugget

Long time, no see Murph 👍😆. All the best to you, your family & ALL of your subscribers all the best for a very happy & safe Easter. Love the video mate… Love ya work 👍😁

holy hell a new garn video all my sacrifices to the dark one must have worked!!!!!

Garn is a living Aussie legend - nothing more Aussie than having a good pub feed

you truly make me laugh out loud. Timing. Visuals. Script. Face. Hair. The best.

Ohhh, so that explains why all the pool cues are always snapped in half😭

Love garns work and the laughs watching it

Thankyou for this absolute Australia gold you all are amazing 🤩

Best one yet! You are getting better and better and making these. That was better writing and production than I see on the TV :-)

I just discovered your videos today. Hilarious 😅 I'm also Kiwi and lots of what you describe here is also pretty accurate for NZ pubs too

@mattcorcoran7082

3 ай бұрын

Copy cats

Keno pamphlets 😂

Heck yes to a Garn upload! Made me day mate! 😂

the oceans australia bit was amazing xD perfectly executed with the music and all ;3

Garn never fails to entertain

I really gotta give credit to Declan, he’s probably got the most Aussie talent on KZread

I wish more people checked this out. Frickin awesome stuff.

Yes yes YES! Always a treat when this fella shows up on my notifications.

The most accurate assessment you've done. Why do we do this to ourselves. The TAB has turned the local pub into a pain

@mattcorcoran7082

3 ай бұрын

No money in booze anymore. No gambling, no pubs.

This is great, you are finally back

@bigbird0993

Жыл бұрын

? Mark you have a gaming page ?

Need to get through one more nightmarish day at work tomorrow before Easter, but it will be easier now cause the Legend Garn has graced you tube with another vid!

@baabaabaa2293

Жыл бұрын

🍺🍺🍺

Really enjoying these longer skits showing stupid missions lol. Would love to see a garn movie

Loved that Ocean’s 11 esq soundtrack as they try to rig the Keno….

The part with the virtual racing is so true

Thank you for always bringing quality content

I’ve left australia last year… was living there for 14 years ! Thanks for posting these… Missin it !! Ah man.. no place like it ! Take it easy

What a GARN great day it is, always great with a new update.

Hi-Vis vests are mandatory pub dress codes these days.....

Very accurate. This is brilliant!! 🤣

Todays my birthday and having garn upload is the best present 😎

'Every local footy club ever' im waiting for that one

@mattcorcoran7082

3 ай бұрын

lol classic 😂

I'm getting all my information about Australia and its inhabitants from Garn. Can't wait to visit some day and put my vast knowledge of Australian culture to good use.

garn videos are always spot on

I can literally smell the faint scent of ciggies in the air and the warm feel of that shitty blue carpet in every pub from here, spot on XD

It's terrible just how accurate this is.

Love your videos, keep up the good work👍

Garn upload, just I needed this afternoon

So glad you called it a parmi! 🤙🏻

Best documentary of 2023.

Spot on love every video 🤣🤣

Oh my goodnes ahaha this is spot on 🤣 your videos are gold 💛✨

If you ever run out of skits you should do every Garn video ever… and it’s just a compilation of all your past videos for like a milestone

“Yeah mate” is the best intro to every vid 😂

All I see at the slots is the tradies doing their tax

I was not expecting a viewing of The Australian Job but that was hilarious.

you forgot the moment when you accidentally walk into the pokies room, get flashbanged, and have to spend 20 minutes recovering from it.

The bloke throwing his hands up after losing, walking away and immediately coming back to a different machine was beyond accurate (I am him)

@sko1beer

Жыл бұрын

dont move off the machine now its about to pay big 🤣

I don't know how I only just got recommended your videos, but fuck me dead they're brilliant. KZread algorithm was sleeping on these, reminds me of Shooter Williamson's stuff.

Any one else remember seeing the poker machines as a kid and thinking they where games. 😅

Connor just wanted an excuse to have a parmi and drink beer. xD

Honestly your best video by far 👏

This is the most Aussiest Aussie Ive ever watched on youtube

Going to the pub is still better than being caught drinking a Bud Light.

I practically grew in this pub😂

Haha nice one mate always great vids

Garn great job funny great Segway music spot on editing was good. All your videos have been good. Great to see your content is getting so much better. Paul hogan would find this funny. Please keep up the work you don’t find this Aussie comedy any more on tv.

Just innocently watching this and realising this is a pub I go to. Wtaf !

I was having a bad day then saw Garn uploaded and I was happy

Was genuinely checking this channel for upload 40 minutes ago and here we are.

1:14 Cracked me up

Another proper down unda masterpiece, cheers mate

love your stuff man :)

Bahahahah good to see you back.

As a Kiwi I fucking love Aussie pubs.

Doesn’t apply to WA, mate: no pokies over here! 👍🏼😊

@baabaabaa2293

Жыл бұрын

Keep it that way, it's ruined pubs!!

@trinkabuszczuk6138

Жыл бұрын

@@baabaabaa2293 We only have them in the casino. They’re not ever in the RSLs. 👍🏼

@baabaabaa2293

Жыл бұрын

@@trinkabuszczuk6138 lm in SA...as soon as they got machines the lounge bar became gaming rooms...no more bands...it's ruined it. Ill have a punt on the nags but not the pokies. NSW tried to warn us!

Loved how this turned into Aussie ocean's 11 at the end😅

Wicked cool bit at the end with the telly😂👍

Garn. The only good thing to come out of Townsville.

I got goosebumps (goosepimples for ya blokes) seeing that pencil try to scribble.

Your a legend, Love your videos!

It took me 2 minutes to realize you speaking English

Haha bloody spot on mate.

No fun in the pub without a classic Aussie Bar Brawl

There’s also always an older man with a full beard flirting with the shielas behind the bar.

@MK_ULTRA420

Жыл бұрын

He's over 60 and still can't take the hint so he makes a video in his car or truck complaining about the sluts stringing him along. Or they give him a light hug and he goes home happy.