Every Builder Ever... | Garn.
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Aussie Builders have got to be some of the most downtrodden & misunderstood Tradies in Australia. Builders from Hell? Dodgy cost cutters? Construction Industry con men? More like just a couple Aussie blokes tryin their best to solve the housing crisis...
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Every Builder Ever... | Garn.
Every Tradie Ever...
Builders from Hell...
A guide to Building Houses in Australia...
New home buyers guide!
Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson
Пікірлер: 660
yeah sorry mate, house is a bit behind schedule, someone keeps puttin on ricky ponting highlights from 2007
@TheBestJackOnYouTube
Жыл бұрын
yes we love your content bro!!
@ClukersLDOE
Жыл бұрын
Love your content!❤
@bodierobertson6845
Жыл бұрын
Live the content boys
@ava.4150
Жыл бұрын
Such a long long wait between videos.
@LOOISDYLAN
Жыл бұрын
Superwog crossover pending?
The “yeah mate” is national two words of this channel. Gotta love garn.
@InvisiblerApple
Жыл бұрын
It's our version of the boss from Office Space. Nothing good ever follows "yeeeah mate."
@adrianonhilton
Жыл бұрын
Nah, yeah.
@jamineamina5429
Жыл бұрын
"heas ya pie might"
@shangri-leicht8923
Жыл бұрын
@@jamineamina5429 underrated comment
@jamineamina5429
Жыл бұрын
@shangri-leicht8923 first time I've seen that reply on a comment under 1k lol. Underrated reply
At this point, I'm genuinely convinced that you get a new job every month and quit at the end of the month just to film these videos. Keep it up mate, I always look forward to watching these videos.
@GarnComedy
Жыл бұрын
that might actually be easier
@shadowphoenic
Жыл бұрын
@@GarnComedy i mean sure if u want every job you work at to sue ya for "defamation"
@boofa_1993
Жыл бұрын
@@shadowphoenic Stop being a snowflake
@ausjoy4008
Жыл бұрын
@@shadowphoenic mate, he said "easier" not the best solution moneywise hahahaha
@snakesonn3590
Жыл бұрын
no you're not
Actually insane attention to detail with the tobacco packet swap from shirt pockets “Murphs constructions” to “murphs homes”
@defenda1
Жыл бұрын
All happening while his offsider crosses of the alcohol and drugs prohibition on the sign.
@lordfizzz
Жыл бұрын
The more you look the better it gets lmai
Garn is singlehandedly keeping the Townsville economy alive
@InvisiblerApple
Жыл бұрын
He's our only defense against the aggressive expansion of Jim's Outdoor Empire.
@RadioMan2023
Жыл бұрын
@@InvisiblerApple Lmao facts
@RadioMan2023
Жыл бұрын
@@InvisiblerApple Though I reckon it's like a "John doe" situation If you just want a company without a name you just use "Jim's _______"
@coleossal2544
Жыл бұрын
I saw them doing a video outside of bunnings and thought it was some crackheads glorifying a bunnings snag on the side of the road
@Toribus
10 ай бұрын
@@coleossal2544it was.
Holy shit boys, the instant change of business had me in stitches
@seanworkman431
Жыл бұрын
So close to the truth.
@michaelrogers7386
Жыл бұрын
9 Builders are about to be doing that in NQ next few months
@seanworkman431
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelrogers7386 they are probably the ones that skipped Sydney after a planned bankruptcy.
@nicholasgallagher8528
Жыл бұрын
The shirt change was brilliant too
@alexjaxon9928
Жыл бұрын
@@nicholasgallagher8528was about to mention this.
Nothing but quality Aussie tradies in action here 👍😆. Only thing missing was the Current Affair “investigation” team 😂😂😂
One word of advice. Never steal tools from a builder. My mate caught a guy who nicked a 3ft iron spike from his kit that had been his grandads. Him and the other lads tied him to a plank of wood and threw him in a skip with a nice fibreglass blanket.
@skrahzgutstomp5584
Жыл бұрын
Ahahaha gold
@nightlinger7408
Жыл бұрын
Familiar with a contract sparky's kit are we?
@punishedpinecone4772
Жыл бұрын
@montyJB38 mate my dad still has one, we use it for digging holes because the soil is fucking rock hard after a few days with no rain
@LewisRhymes
Жыл бұрын
I believe they are called "pinch bars" 😂
@VoltZRR
Жыл бұрын
@montyJB38 Forgot you are the lord of builders. If YOU dont use one then surely nobody else does...
Garn always makes me laugh no matter how many times I watch their videos
@altdivine1592
Жыл бұрын
His videos*
@GarnComedy
Жыл бұрын
@@altdivine1592 their videos*
@i_cy
Жыл бұрын
@@GarnComedyevery autocorrector ever | Garn.
@greyfivenine7005
Жыл бұрын
@@GarnComedy Every Unneccessary Commenter Ever | Garn.
@altdivine1592
Жыл бұрын
Garn my man! Thats awesome haha
Murph “running” away at the end was hysterical 😂👌
Also the human saw horse at 3.01 has to be the most ingenious use of resources I've ever seen! Good on ya! 😆 🤣 😂
Personally, I wanna thank Murphs Homes for the extra touches on my new house! The wonky lopsided driveway stops the neighbours parking there while I’m on holiday, the crooked cupboard doors allow me to see what I have to eat without having to open them and the half roof gives me a private sun baking area in the summer and free showers in the winter! Top job Murphs!👍
@ntal5859
Жыл бұрын
What about only half the new turf lawn... saves you mowing it every few days.
@RachaelWard
Жыл бұрын
@@ntal5859 - Howdya know? Ahh, you have a Murphs built house too! Great choice.👍🏻
@ryesmith1943
Жыл бұрын
@@ntal5859 50% off at Murph’s Mowing.
@friesontheside_
Жыл бұрын
Fair enough
What a great documentary on the Australian building industry. Presumably this is part one. There's so many more avenues to pursue. Council approvals, trade certification, warranty work... the list goes on.
@borris3768
Жыл бұрын
The council are the laziest people alive
@ighfee
Жыл бұрын
Should do one on aboriginal grants and where the money actually goes lol
Australia is like a trailer park but the size of an entire continent
@cattysplat
Жыл бұрын
"Lets get rid of these criminals and hope they don't multiply." - Britain convict transportation 1778
@willemmatthews676
Жыл бұрын
That’s cause it is😂
@Steve211Ucdhihifvshi
Жыл бұрын
least it isnt a school kid shooting range.
@stefanblumhoff2744
Жыл бұрын
Obviously you've lived in Dubbo
@daggermouth4695
Жыл бұрын
@@Steve211Ucdhihifvshi haha yeah was about to say the same thing, We're " trailer Park " But their kids are dying at school Hahahah .. Abd they And we're "trailer park"
I don't even need to have seen the video yet to know this will be an absolute classic and completely true.
These videos keep getting better and better. This man finds the best way to take the mick out of these tradespeople. And he should. It is hilarious, entertaining, and I wish this guy got the royalties that he deserves. Give this man his diamond play botton. Doesnt matter he doesn't have the subscribers for it, it is the fact that he deserves them.
@kylemclean9446
Жыл бұрын
Honestly mate, ya couldn't of said it better. about time someone actual takes the piss out of these so called "hard workers" bahahaha
I did some casual work driving a concrete agitator truck back in the 90's. Almost every site I took concrete to, the concrete finishers would all run up to me wanting to know how many cubic metres of concrete I had. Then they would all go into a huddle and little arguments would break out as a spirited confab went on. One day I just had to ask them what was going on and one of them said, "Mate, we need to know how many metres we've got so we can work out what time we'll be in the pub this arvo!" I ran this past a bloke I knew whose brother was a concrete finisher and he told me it happens on almost every concrete job. So c'mon Garn, do a video on these weird fuckers in those rubber boots - the concrete finishers.
Always a good day when Garn uploads
@Jeast.
Жыл бұрын
yeah mate, also love your channel man its been growing pretty well.
Built houses for decades, here on the U.S east coast... This is very accurate...:)...Maybe, just the half entry doors were a bit over the top, but; everything else; spot on! Cheers!
Being a fat American with a horrible sleep schedule has finally payed off being able to watch Garn within the hour of upload is a true blessing
@dcmastermindfirst9418
Жыл бұрын
Well that only makes you slightly smarter than your fellow countrymen.
@interestedobserver587
Жыл бұрын
*paid
@SappyEuphoria
Жыл бұрын
@@interestedobserver587 you did reed the American part write?
@interestedobserver587
Жыл бұрын
@@SappyEuphoria Doesn't matter. Payed is wrong in the US as well. past tense: payed; past participle: payed seal (the deck or seams of a wooden ship) with pitch or tar to prevent leakage. "an open groove between the planks had to be payed by running in hot pitch from a special ladle"
@interestedobserver587
Жыл бұрын
@@SappyEuphoria *read *right
loved this one boys. great work
Every single Garn video is a pure gem 👌
Even though this is satire I somehow don’t think its that far fetched that this kind of thing happens here in Australia 😂
@seanworkman431
Жыл бұрын
I beg your pardon! How dare you suggest such a thing, that was not satire, that was a documentary.
@frankryan2505
Жыл бұрын
God bless self certification!
@EatMyShortsAU
Жыл бұрын
Yeah a lot of crazy stuff happens on building sites. Especially when you have different tradesman working for different companies. I have heard heaps of stories.
@headlesschicken175
Жыл бұрын
@@seanworkman431 😂😂😂
@headlesschicken175
Жыл бұрын
@@EatMyShortsAU lol I have too, like tradies actually having nail gun fights 🤦♂️😂
All the money into a brand new ute was accurate as fuck.
love it when garn uploads. pure comedy 😂😂
Calling a car with a "baby on board" sticker the angle of death couldn't be truer. The number of times I've seen cars pulling insane moves makes me wonder if its the baby driving. Mate! You're like a ray of light in a world that just keeps pissing down on us.
This is my first ever time being notified of a Garn video. Greatest day of my life.
I *JUST* noticed how the company logo on the uniform changed at 1:35. Very subtle, very slick.
You boys need to start making hardhat stickers, I would love to represent the brand
This has to be the most accurate and funniest one yet.
Garn never fails to impress
They guy being used in the background as a table to cut plywood got me good 😂
Nothin' better than binge watching a bit of the ol' Garn at 3am on a Thursday morning.
love this series, please keep it going
I always get a feeling after a while that a new Garn video is due just before it comes out, like it needs to be watched to keep my sanity.
@flyingcheeseball_
Жыл бұрын
i had the same feeling
Every single one of these videos is worth it 👍
as someones who house flooded a couple months ago, this is the most truthful thing i think ive ever seen 💀
All these videos are amazing, keep them coming!
dude, garn is one of the funniest guys on youtube. i'm so glad i found his videos.they always make me laugh like crazy.
the Waluigi run at the end really sold this one for me
Good stuff Garn Great bloody content!!!
Thank you for this. Couldn't have come at a better time, made me day a lot better :)
Thanks man, I really needed a laugh today! You guys are awesome 👌
Always a pleasure seeing you bring premium content mates! Keep it up!
Pure Aussie gold maaate! 👍🇦🇺
I cracked up at the worker being the horse for the plasterboard saw cutting.
Finally, was waiting ages for the legend to upload 🔥
Well worth the wait for the video to come out
these are getting better and better
This is the greatest day ever!! A new video from Garn!!
As an American I can say that I am learning so much about Australia from you guys
@dcmastermindfirst9418
3 ай бұрын
You guys should try learning not to be fukwits with guns then.
I love how you always have the baccy hanging out your pocket to show you mean business
Absolute gold!!!
i honestly dont mind waiting for your vids to come out cause they make my entire week!
Eagerly waiting for Every Chippy 🔨 ever. 😂
Another brilliant video
Too good as always bro! Funny as
Being a subbie to a few builders over the years who "go broke" and cant pay my invoices, but have their boat and land cruiser, i enjoyed this.
loved it mate had a laugh 🤣
Got to love this channel
0:31 - These special effects are Michael Bay tier
Great to find something to laugh at these day, needed that.
It's the simple details with hard hat backwards drinking beer in the background that get me. Awesome videos!
i have been wondering when this will come out for a few weeks. worth the wait😂
Love the video, mate. 😁
their videos are quite fun to watch mate, I love watching their aussie videos as an aussie! (I also send these videos to my over sea friends)
It's always a great day when Garn uploads
Murph, these videos are absolutely hilarious. Canada loves you, mate.
The return of the king!
This one is my favorite so far
It’s a good day when garn posts a vid
Good to see you boys back bro! First channel I thought of when YT policy changed. Hope your doing alright. Must have been devastating!
i bloody love garn
Never disappoints
Let's go! Another vid from Garn. !
fun watch as always
Spot on vid lol! This is exactly how the game was made to be played lol! iykyk
Very very accurate good on ya mate!
I’ve had a bad day today in school. But now that I’m watching this, it makes me feel better. Thank you Garn👍
These have been the best dollar coins I’ve spent on a channel. This is *too* accurate. Thanks Garn!
I have been blessed to find this channel your content is poetry in motion.
This is ridiculously accurate. What a laugh
So very true and hilarious.
Great video!!
Garn (Murph) I gotta tell you mate, I work for bunnings and I live by your bunnings one. That's almost like the official bible of this joint now.
I love their videos ❤❤❤
Hell yeah the boys are back
Hahaha the Pritt Stick on the plasterboard had me in bits.
Yay! You uploaded again!
Amazing vid!
You Should Do Every Cinema Ever 🤣🤣🤣 The stuff you would come up with 🙏
When the True Blue Aussie Channel Garn uploads, I always rush to the cupboard, grab some CCs, and drink some Pepsi. As an Australian who has been watching since "Every Working Dan Murphy's Worker Ever," I can confidently say that Garfield videos are more entertaining than a Marvel movie. Great work mate! Continue making these fantastic videos.
@onyachamp
10 ай бұрын
pepsi??? Have a beer, bundy or a milo ya gronk.
@RenovaEdge
10 ай бұрын
probably should to be honest, i only have milos when its cold@@onyachamp
@dcmastermindfirst9418
3 ай бұрын
Marvel has been shit for 5 years now
Funny as always
The blue paper glue lmao 😂
Glorious!
These videos are so accurate🤣
Let’s gooo another banger
Love the phoenix activity 😂
garn makes the day better
The glue stick on the plasterboard had me😂😂😂