despite being unemployed garry is somehow constantly drinking a near full 1.25L bottle of coke in public one of lifes true mysteries.

@artiebartie786

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@honoyetameow5349

2 жыл бұрын

Because cokes cheaper than water mate.

@thegamingrepublic7014

2 жыл бұрын

He gets his mates to buy it for him “Oi Barry ya cunt, pass me the coke, shit mate”

@emailitzs641

2 жыл бұрын

Cento barely pays for rent if not living in grandma's basement ramen noodles and home brand coke is a luxury

@damo5998

2 жыл бұрын

Goon,,,,,,,

"Some people plant flowers, Gary plants shitboxes". That, my friends, is comedy gold.

These documentaries on Aussie culture are very fascinating!

@australianemergencyvehicles505

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they're pretty true as well.

@CasperFGhost

2 жыл бұрын

You said Accurate wrong

@freeman10000

2 жыл бұрын

This particular "documentary" is pretty much spot on.

@Usirang

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah as a fellow Australian can confirm his videos are all at least 95% accurate to how it is

@CasperFGhost

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-sk9qo6ts8d You’re having a laugh lol

The only reason this guy hasn’t blown up is because his humour is so specifically Aussie hahaha

@laurenfarrell202

2 жыл бұрын

Even more specifically it's very qld humour. Love it

@rhydsnow851

2 жыл бұрын

It works so well in Britland as well

@Nutty_By_Nature

2 жыл бұрын

its def funny in America too, maybe i just watch alot of aussie stuff though.

@Danheron2

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think so a lot of his stuff applies to a lot of working class people all over the world :)

@professionalbeanie8342

2 жыл бұрын

This shit correlates over to New Zealand lmao

Rather miss my payments then try deal with customer service 🤣🤣

@ivanb7160

2 жыл бұрын

@@iris657 Maaate. I hear yah. I'm looking at the Philippines or equivalent for a much better quality of life. Love Australia, but its not the same any more. All the best

@freeman10000

2 жыл бұрын

I used to work in a Centrelink call centre. Worst job ever! Centrelink customers are completely screwed over; the system sucks!

@benjamin9120

2 жыл бұрын

@@ivanb7160 Leftists took over sadly :(

@sorra3817

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

@ProjectFlashlight612

2 жыл бұрын

So fupping true

Hands down the funniest bloke on KZread 😂

@simobrogaming3244

2 жыл бұрын

What about hands up?

@gabenewell4582

2 жыл бұрын

@@simobrogaming3244 he's okay but not as funny tbh

@Bumfris

2 жыл бұрын

@@simobrogaming3244 hands up, hands down still the funniest bloke on this website

@raddeal1

2 жыл бұрын

Truly

@user-yh7xv7pk5g

2 жыл бұрын

Watch shaktv centrelink workers

“So can i get me centrelink cheque?” “Yeah mate, just ask Garn over there” “Garn? Who’s he?” “Garn get fucked.”

honestly mate this was a great laugh especially for anyone who has experienced the hell that is unemployment.

@sorra3817

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

Centrelink funding my gambling addiction since 19 🔥

@emailitzs641

2 жыл бұрын

$250 is not an addiction lol.

@hoodzzeee

2 жыл бұрын

Well back when Bob Hawke was PM I was paid to fish, punch cones , drink beer and do mad burnouts, sometimes at the same time. Once a year you could even get a 3oz advance. Lucky country or just lucky cunts?

@iris657

2 жыл бұрын

@@emailitzs641 ikr. its the times im on cenno that my love for pokies has to take a backseat. havent had a slap in 8 months.

@SlaterGator

2 жыл бұрын

550 a fortnight got me that sweet sweet 20mins on the pokies.

@sixstringedthing

2 жыл бұрын

Settle down mate. Covid supplement can't last forever.

Before Covid I had to go to Centrelink for my Nan all the time, those waiting areas are probably the most depressing place in the hemisphere

@mitchellfitzgerald1817

Жыл бұрын

That reminds me of that episode of Damo and Darren when Darren was at Centrelink....

@marcpolain5549

Жыл бұрын

But I thought all people on the dole were scam artists livin the party life?

@TessaYoung33

11 ай бұрын

I agree

“Sir the government made me pay twice on my yearly mortgage payment and I’m in the red. I need help.” “Sorry nah. Unfortunately you forgot to include your middle name in your application so you’re denied.” Ten minutes later.. “Darryl, my cannabis farm was raided again and I need more cash” “Oh fuck yeah I gotcha covered man”

@legallyfree2955

2 жыл бұрын

I am not making this up, but I had to submit some form asking for 2 different types of identification, I sent them my drivers license and a birth certificate, they rejected it, sent it back saying I did not tick the boxes stating what type of identification I sent them. They apparently could not figure it out by looking it it???? Did they think my birth certificate was a passport or something? Fking morons.

@benjamin9120

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine being poor 🤣

@ohm1945

2 жыл бұрын

The bureaucracy of it all my man.

@ethanstyant9704

2 жыл бұрын

And you get that response after about 3 months

@Su27_Flanker

Жыл бұрын

@@benjamin9120yeah you

My mum works there and honestly… this client is 100% accurate. But she’s so lovely that some people have asked her for a hug afterwards. My mum is the best

@matthewstrachan4089

2 жыл бұрын

Can confirm her mum really is the best

@chucknorris2938

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewstrachan4089 😭

@chucknorris2938

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigdonkeyballs6041 😭😭

@pablowvangreenlow7430

2 жыл бұрын

Your not bad yourself Lissy 👍

@soderhamnpojken

2 жыл бұрын

@Lissy You wanna get married ? I want your mom as my relative

Oh my god this is the most relatable thing ever

@ryanzwe

2 жыл бұрын

This was uploaded two minutes ago, you fraud !

@gdw.

2 жыл бұрын

lol you junkie

@KYNAEVIL

2 жыл бұрын

The Bunnings one in pretty bloody relatable, not to mention... all of his 👍

@sorra3817

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

as an employee of centrelink this is worryingly accurate

@Vxneji

2 жыл бұрын

like the denying incentive ?

@ljotrmacleod566

2 жыл бұрын

Prove it - what's ya office code and AGS?

@Vxneji

2 жыл бұрын

@@ljotrmacleod566 ur gay

@themaverick5005

2 жыл бұрын

@@ljotrmacleod566 yeah ill 100% give identifying information onto youtube for you

@hgtxfcthxf6246

2 жыл бұрын

@@themaverick5005 how else will we be able to identify you

“Matteee, faaaack, why’d you cut me off? It not facking fair! (Moans of a junkie)”

Trust me, you don't even _need_ to go to Centrelink to complete the Bingo.

@AfferbeckBeats

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I see those all things at the supermarket!

@sorra3817

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

@CasperFGhost

2 жыл бұрын

Sydney Trains, just saying

@martinefraser2817

2 жыл бұрын

@@CasperFGhost so true

Centrelink and Worker in the same sentence is something rarely used

i love it when centrelink decides that because i was unable to get official documentation from my very busy doctor confirming that yes, i do in fact still have autism, they get to cancel my healthcare card which makes the cocktail of medications i have to take mildly affordable 😍

@cmur078

Жыл бұрын

Maybe you no longer have autism since the last time you gave them that info, and are now just trying to bludge off the system and should just go out and get a better job if you want medication?

@reswobiandreaming3644

Жыл бұрын

Centrelink forced me to prove I still had autism just after I had my eldest son. Who would have known that having a baby would make autism disappear?

@reighost5458

Жыл бұрын

Next time that happens, call the Employment Services line. The other lines know shit for tit about health care cards and the guys on that line got mine fixed up on the call when i accidentally reported $7000 instead of $700 one fortnight. Fucking whoops.

@pillbobaggins2766

Жыл бұрын

remember when they wanted to know if a bloke born with no eyes still had no eyes?

Garn you are amazing. We don’t appreciate you enough

@sorra3817

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

Makes my day everytime. I could watch Garn. All day everyday on repeat.

The only time I don’t get pissed off about 2 unskippable ads is when it’s a garn video

@petermiddo

2 жыл бұрын

I even watch the ones you can skip. Although, with all the f-bombs, I'm sure they're demonetised anyway.

@artiebartie786

2 жыл бұрын

theres this trick i found out it works for most videos but for some reason it doesnt work for others. the trick is you click the top left arrow that points left which goes back a page and then you click the one next to it that points to the right. then you should be back at ur video and most of the times the ad is gone

@dougz201

2 жыл бұрын

@@artiebartie786 I assume this is a mobile trick or some kind of adblocking sorcery that I’m unaware of?

@artiebartie786

2 жыл бұрын

@@dougz201 lol nah i just figured it out myself. does it work for u?

@sorra3817

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

These are honestly life savers during these tough times. You are putting a smile on peoples face's in the worst of times. Bless ya mate.

Fuck me these videos are scarily accurate

This is very true. After years of hearing my dad deal with centrelink, i can say this how centrelink really acts

@TessaYoung33

11 ай бұрын

Truth it's awful

“Commodores in his front yard” *EL Falcon* 😂😂

@reswobiandreaming3644

Жыл бұрын

Commodores got stolen.

"the following message has been approved by the queensland government canberra" is an underrated line

Waiting Room Bingo isn’t a bad idea tbh, might pass the time in the 5 hour waits

@sorra3817

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

@dfross87

2 жыл бұрын

My trick was to take in a folding chair, book, food and drink (my local Satanlink didn't provide chairs). I'd set up camp in the queue, and miraculously more windows would open up.

@hazdra1896

Жыл бұрын

@@dfross87 Satanlink, comedy gold my mate.

the bottle in the bag was perfect.

Legend says Garn hearts comments with a 🍻and 🦘

I actually had to pause watching because I was crying so hard. To the people who made this happen: Thank you from the bottom of my heart. You are angels.

The bin application killed me 😂

You know its a banger the second a Garn video comes out!

As my late best mate once said... if the system was the answer, what the hell was the question. Don’t repeat that in Centrelink, they don’t have a sense of humour. 😀👍

That's an EL XR8, farrrrk Garry's doing well if he's planting those

@Liam-ux7fp

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@randomdude4669

2 жыл бұрын

ikr that ain't no shitbox, fucker is worth around 18k now

I do appreciate how this started off as though it was going to be a rant about dole-bludgers, and ended up being an incisive criticism about an unfeeling, unhelpful system that incentivises lying. Top marks, mate!

@Stupididiot67

7 ай бұрын

the amount of dole bludgers that exist is so fucking low that they dont even matter. But lots of the more right wing media in the country likes to play them up cause they want to convince people to let the government cut welfare and other public services because. The majority of people on the dole (or who should be on it) want to work because most people dont want to play games all day and atleast feel productive, not to mention the amount you get is not enough to live on at all.

Wastelanders 🤣🤣🤣 spot on

Can't forget that time they harassed people with robo calls about their impending debt even though about a quarter of them didn't have any

@nicholascharles9625

2 жыл бұрын

And even the people who did owe money ended up owing less than centrelink claimed

@aussie8114

2 жыл бұрын

Can’t forget and we should NEVER forget that. In my life it’s one of the most despicable actions by government I have seen, and yet not a single person has ever been held accountable to my knowledge.

@tactiti0n

2 жыл бұрын

I thought that was a scam lmao, told em ta get fucked.

These videos have been a must for me each week.

Centrelink bingo... "Bum bag around upper body" im dead lol.

Love what you’re doing garn keep it up

@sorra3817

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

Gotta love Centrelink

Him swearing at the phone is the most relatable part of this video.

90% of what you say I don't understand, but somehow I love it!

Ohhh thank you for the laugh 😂.. this was BRILLIANT! 😂 👏 Just as a side note for how amazing they are: I had to apply for disability pension after a year in hospital.. I had to go to 5 face to face appointments after being declined the first 4??? So we went to the fifth EVEN MORE prepared.. My parents wheeled my in, in my wheelchair and Fluoro striped dress and I sat there in front of everyone STARING at me like I was a freak and finally got in to the obnoxious guy who seemed to think he was in charge of everything.. interrupted us. answered the phone every time it rang mid sentence and best part was he said he’d finally approve it for my FIRST medical condition from the past…. NOT for the fact I was sitting in my wheelchair WITHOUT BOTH OF MY PROSTHETIC LEGS ON…. FFS 🤦🏼‍♀️. Oh, after my parents both had a go at him, he sighed, obnoxiously rolled his eyes and said ‘FINE! I’ll write being an amputee as your MAIN medical condition but you WILL be reviewed every 12 months!’… And I get letters every 8-9 months saying I’ve been reviewed and approved… ?

best material to learning English ever, love this channel

That waiting room bingo bit is beautiful.

Welcome to Centerlink where you don't have a good day.

You forgot the builders who say their not getting cash and need the dole only to receive calls throughout the interview about cash jobs! 😉 😂

"Executive denier of cases" LMAOO

My favourite is when centrelink sets up an appointment for you tells you you'll be up sh*t Creek if you're a no show and then you go sit in the waiting room an hour then get told they cancelled the appointment. So you're sitting there out of pocket, robbed of time and with egg on your face.

2:54 just Murph's look he gives makes me feel like I'm in trouble. Certainly gives off that vibe you get everytime you go into Centrelink; no matter how careful you are, they always find something to penalise you for...

Garn mate, your videos are criminally underrated. Never stop.

One of your best champion!! Keep em comin!! 👍

Thank you very much. I am learning English and I really like Australia and the Australian accent. Your channel helps me with this.

@rollei35mm

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha your going to have a rough accent in the end my friend good luck

@user-ng8oc1bg1d

2 жыл бұрын

@@rollei35mm It doesn't matter. I like it. This is the main thing.

@anonmouse15

2 жыл бұрын

Українська?

@user-ng8oc1bg1d

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonmouse15 Russia.Siberia

@trevorphilips9399

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ng8oc1bg1d 🤢

These vids always make my day

I love that motoring box is part of your club what a legend. Also mad video as always

Anotha oneee

I found my new favourite youtube channel to binge on whenever I buy maccas and need something to watch while eating alone in my room

Love how your wearing tradie pants with a centrelink top 😂😂

Love ya garn!

"what 5 dollars" spoken like a true business men

Have been waiting for this

This guy is the best KZreadr, the funniest out there.

Love the 'yeah it's a falcon we couldn't get a commo'

good thing he actually has a falcon, thought he might have been a dropkick for a second there

I love how close to UK life this is, all your videos make me realise how alike we are 😂

Just can’t miss

You are a class act!

Oh how original. Good onya champ👍 absolute top tier writing.

This is the best Aussie KZread channel 👌👌👌👌

Every woolies worker ever

I wish garn could be more famous because he always makes me laugh when I’m feeling sad He deserves more credit

Great content mate amazing stuff!

cenno bigno, "TN's" HAHAHAHAHA

The consistency of these videos is insane👍👌

let go garn the best

Straight up legend.

Comedic genius.

Garn is a legend

"Constantly getting his hands on Siezed Commodores" proceeds to show a Ford Falcon

“Hey Damo, you got a light?”

Love it

The thunderdome that’s the waiting room!!🤣😂

Good shit mate

Top block on you tube. Loved it mate

this one’s a banger 😂😭

Let’s gooooooooo

1:46 sequel to Catch Me If You Can right here, this man is a master con

Again, don't even know the store but still found this funny. 😂

Old mate with the broken leg was brilliant

smashed it outta the park again garn mate

Nice one mate!

I love your content so much man great job

Top quality

Love Gary

Hahahaha you know this country oh so well...SPOT ON

You are the OZ mans Garn and vice versa.... I only discovered your channel a few weeks ago.. but I swear, Every piss take, every line, is whats make this all great! And my Friends!

Centrelink is truely the home of the missing links !

I need to pay to watch him, I think. Wonderful bloke.

“A computer that hasn’t been updated since the mid 90’s” what does the thing run, Windows 98?, great content as always mate

@Callum-M.

2 жыл бұрын

I thought they hadn't upgraded since early-mid 00s

@BoomBrush

2 жыл бұрын

I think they used the cheapest contractor so whenever you submit information it only works half the time

@sorra3817

2 жыл бұрын

AISURU.TOKYO/michan?[🤤] (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 year and over KZread: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" KZread: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

@lonnie224

2 жыл бұрын

DOS 🤣🤣