do ya best f*ckin sikaflex the rest mate

@Ianwh

Жыл бұрын

I love ur video

@MurlokDredger

Жыл бұрын

Too roight mate

@Woofymon

Жыл бұрын

Love your videos

@thebaconsonful

Жыл бұрын

I soo want that on a Tshirt. Stuff all those weldporn ones.

@HenryHoax-nh7zj

Жыл бұрын

Gold

Welders are the just guys that saw the hot glue gun in art class and never looked back

@legallyfree2955

Жыл бұрын

That's mig welders. Tig welders are the guys that wanted to build stuff but didn't want to get dirt under their fingernails.

@Croz89

Жыл бұрын

@@legallyfree2955 And stick welders are the perfectionists who think welding is an art form.

@legallyfree2955

Жыл бұрын

@@Croz89 Well, in my experience stick welders are farmers so that doesn't apply at all lol... Worst looking welds ever seen...

@krisnick92

Жыл бұрын

​@@Croz89stick welders are guys who wanted to get into mig welding but couldn't afford all the consumables

@non1503

Жыл бұрын

@@legallyfree2955 "Worst looking welds ever seen..." But they worked...Mostly.

Welding a tradies bundy inside a little cage might be the most advanced form of torture in the modern age

@maxnaz47

Жыл бұрын

Provided you also cage the grinder, make them punch the hinge out of the drop saw, again...

@smellysam

Жыл бұрын

@@maxnaz47nah mate, you cage the grinder tighter tool after overtorquing a flappy on.

@Xxassass1n021xX

Жыл бұрын

​@@smellysamthat's fucked mate... Gonna do that today to me tradesmen today

@smellysam

Жыл бұрын

@@Xxassass1n021xX a used flappy is best, to remove any remaining crumb of hope.

@Defensive_Wounds

Жыл бұрын

The modern device called a straw would fix that issue easily.

My dad is a welder and I can personally guarantee this is 100% true.

@thebaconsonful

Жыл бұрын

Being a fitter and turner working with boilies all day, I vouch for it as well.

@CaptainEasypants

Жыл бұрын

And he found your mum down the brothel too

@yuukimasamura5143

Жыл бұрын

Being a office worker in the corporate world, I can also vouch for this

@fairy_floss

Жыл бұрын

Same this is so true

@ccprophets

Жыл бұрын

being a boilermaker myself, your full of Sh**

Garn is almost like the David Attenborough of aussie jobs.

@InvisiblerApple

Жыл бұрын

He'd make a hilarious ripoff of Philomena Cunk.

@Defensive_Wounds

Жыл бұрын

​@InvisiblerApple Well she's gone to shit lately so....

That fire affect was bloody beautiful

@toasterlad5577

Жыл бұрын

it wasn't an effect

@HITSAOBUNGALAO-cx4kt

Жыл бұрын

effect? what effect?

@InvisiblerApple

Жыл бұрын

@@toasterlad5577 The effect was that the flames were digitally removed ;)

@pstrap1311

Жыл бұрын

I think the industry lingo is that real fire would be a "special effect," also known as a "practical effect," whereas digital fire would be a "visual effect." If the effect involves altering the footage after it has been shot (aka "post-production"), then it is considered "visual," I believe.

I love Australian Jobs taught by Garn. Learn alot

@gerardroll6468

Жыл бұрын

Who needs official “on the job” training or study at TAFE when ol’ mate Murph can teach you everything you need to learn??? 😆👌

The good ol safety squint, approved for welding, grinding, painting, machining, compressed air, and more!

@qwertyman747

7 ай бұрын

And any time the safety squint isn’t good enough, you have the good old “close your eyes, turn your head and do it by feel” technique. That’s a beauty that is, I get by just fine with it.

@justanobadi6655

4 ай бұрын

I've used the safety squint every time I was on a lathe or milling machine

@johnt.sunderland7312

Ай бұрын

as a machinist, one of the shops I was at, think I only used goggles like 3 times. other than that, it was safety squint, or hide behind a machine door as I do my thing. but lpt, if you are expecting chips and lots of them, faceshields arent enough, go for full wraparound goggles and a faceshield. seems excessive but one job I had, felt the steamin hot steel chip touch my eyelid when I had regular safety glasses on.

The airline in the background got me laughing so hard lmao

It's like the old saying "A grinder and paint make me the welder I aint". Quality vid as usual.

As a boilermaker I can confirm this is 200%true

@IleneOva

Жыл бұрын

Oil him up like a tin man had me in stitches.

@mikeliterus2785

Жыл бұрын

@@IleneOva can confirm we run on alcohol and high hopes

@DrCranberry

Жыл бұрын

As a pipefitter, this is also 100% true. Foreman gets pissed at you cause you didnt return his calls on a fucking weekend. Super gets pissed cause you called him at 2 AM trying to find where the fuck your supposed to go, refuses to tell you, then gets mad that you didn't show up. Theres at least 1 Journeyman on site who thinks he can do your job better despite the fact that his welds bust X-Ray every fucking time. It's great honestly, love this life and the pay if you go union is amazing for how fucked the work is sometimes.

@Harrison2610

Жыл бұрын

Certainly true in my BM local lol

@dylanzrim3635

Жыл бұрын

He’s only missed the bit where you cure the hangover by turning the welder to oxygen only and having a good ol whiff

as some one who has worked in a welding joint this is very accurate the amount of dodgy welds that left on the truck is unbelievable😂

@judysimpson3774

Жыл бұрын

Bloody oath. You drum up extra business... it's called a Rework!! 🤣

@wannabehick5221

Жыл бұрын

⁠@@judysimpson3774damn right gotta love having customers throw a fit and having you rework all 1200 parts then just laying in some dog shit beads and getting em out the door half assed.

@smokerise

Жыл бұрын

If something comes in and the owner welded on it first, we charge double for having to grind off all of his birdshit.

@iguessimaweeaboonow1282

4 ай бұрын

we had some critical parts fail an x-ray test a bit ago boss just goes eh put it on the truck

Laughed so hard at the end with the "I can't hear anything." I wasn't a welder, but worked in a metal shop as a shop hand, basically. Got more hearing damage than I would've going to raves.

@LabiaLicker

4 ай бұрын

from what?

@jackasmaracas4362

4 ай бұрын

​@@LabiaLicker Grinders, band saws, air compressors, all of them together is just a cacophony of noise.

My old man was a boilermaker for 40 years and you don’t know how hard this hit the nail on the head. 😂 Love it

Murph knows how to make boring tradie jobs super funny

@candyman9635

Жыл бұрын

welding ? boring ? you're crazy.

@NateH-qd7bm

Жыл бұрын

@@candyman9635 no Brus not welding

@thebob3712

Жыл бұрын

@@NateH-qd7bm welding is a brain dead boring job. Welders are just wanna be boilermakers, don't have the brain to be a metal butcher.

@baconterrorist945

Жыл бұрын

Clearly ain't a welder

@smokerise

Жыл бұрын

My job is not boring, and I'm still going after 45 or so years.

Got a welding apprenticeship a few months back, gotta say this shits spot on

@anxietyonline1947

Жыл бұрын

Yeah same bro, wanna fight?

@jackdanielsization

Жыл бұрын

@anxietyonline1947 yeah catch me down the smoko shed after work Friday, supervisor said you were talking shit bout my fillet welds

@mopedmarathon

Жыл бұрын

Good on you boys! Here’s to a long and successful bead!

😂🤣😂 my hubby was a welder and fabricator. I had a heavy ass kitchen roll holder by that would kill a man, a solid steel gate that needed a team to move and everything in the house that could be was fing galvanised plus I spent pretty much every other week him in A and E with welders flash or a hole in his face from flying metal! Was brutal! 😂

0:48 this shot alone implies that murph is now responsible for 357 counts of manslaughter 😅

@JS-rv3et

2 ай бұрын

Not really do you know HOW MANY PEOPLE had to EPICLY FAIL their jobs to cause a plane crash?

@beemoocooks4969

2 ай бұрын

Man slaughter or mans laughter?😉

Always wildly accurate I feel like you've been in all of these jobs for like 9 weeks and moved on 😂

Doesn't matter if you had a bad day, cos Garn has uploaded and it has turned into a good day!

@ShellShock11C

Жыл бұрын

:)

That piss-head boily with the shakes is dead on 😂

@michaelboyce7079

Жыл бұрын

Before there was the breatho and piss tests, I worked on an earthworks job. The final trim grader op was an alky who had the worst case of the ducks and drakes in the morning. He wasn't worth a c**t full of cold water as a grader op first thing in the morning, but give him his breakfast beer and he could shave a fly's pussy with that grader blade. Money well spent the boss reckoned!

@ianrobertson3419

Жыл бұрын

Lol, dead on, I'm going to call my welder the tin man from now on.

@BusyMEOW

Жыл бұрын

@@ianrobertson3419 😊 Waterproof tank? ..More like piss tank! 🚂 Toot!!

@lilthommodt

Жыл бұрын

It's funny because I weld as a hobby, and I only get the shakes and the jags when I'm sober! 😂

@BusyMEOW

Жыл бұрын

@@lilthommodt aye guy, what are you like at soldering?

As a boilermaker who lives the life; "come this time next week, I'll be swimmin' in it" hit different

“357 Dead At Qantas Airlines” on the TV in the background had me rollin’😂

The quality of these videos is sky rocketing. Good on everyone involved. Bloodily fantastic

The B plot of the QANTAS flight was awesome 🤣

Best mates a boilermaker. This is hysterical because it's true. The only thing missing is the workshop dog getting off his bed at smoko and snatching dimmies out of bloke's hands who never saw it coming. 🤣

stopping everything when i see that Garn uploaded, you never miss

always good when garn uploads my day just got better

OMG, this was absolute gold!

Today's a bloody good day because garn has another banger for us

Love to see it, welcome back

You know it’s a good day when Garn uploads it

@NateH-qd7bm

Жыл бұрын

Get a bit worried when he doesn't

You know its a good day when Garn. uploads! 🔥

You know it’s gonna be a good day when Garn. uploads a new video

YES, I’m a welder and a blacksmith so I feel proud that we got a video

You guys make me proud to be an Aussie

as a welder myself, this is too accurate. good onya garn.

Bloody great vid, like always, so true as well.

One of the best channels out there.

@Garn… you have a great crew of mates for these skits. 😀🤜🤛

currently a welder apprentice can confirm it’s all true

@Knightmare-yg1rd

Жыл бұрын

same here laying dime's

@Kenionatus

Жыл бұрын

Did you win or loose last week's fight?

@Slavicplayer251

5 ай бұрын

@@Kenionatus i’m 6’2 and was 140kg at the time

@user-gd8ib3hv7e

3 ай бұрын

Currently a 14 yr old welder in college all of it is true

Watching this video grants me legal authority to play with metal works

I've been watching since the start and noticed the increased production levels on this one. Did enjoy. Wobby wobby ;)

Improving your craft a lot here. Great video!

the best welds in this video are the ones on the cages for your coworker's tools. mind-blowingly accurate.

So this is the guy who made OceanGate's Sub

23 years as a welder I've seen all of this both in aussie and nz. Bloody spot on 😂

Hey man just wanted to let you know, you make my day ten times better even when I've had the shittiest of days. Keep up the good work and keep doing what your doing.♥♥

@oneandonlylean

Жыл бұрын

Gay

My sons dad, is a welder, we were together for 14 years and this is spot welded on mate! I can smell the fumes, diesel grease and grinding dust right now 😅🤘

The best! Gotta do a plasterer one next

Are man came Thur again just when we needed him most ! Crack on !

Gotta love the Garn

I am a welder and this is a very good representation of our job

ONE OF HE FUNNIEST VIDS I SAW OUT HERE ON THE TUBE !! EXCUSE THE CAPS MATE, THE BLOODY KEYBOARD HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWN,

THE KING IS BACK!!

Oil him up like a tin man to get a good weld was my favorite quote!

Honestly this is 100% correct when it comes to small mom and pop fabrication shops. 2 years of wasting my life for nothing. Get in with a company that cares about its employees.

@bnbcraft6666

7 ай бұрын

They only offer $15 an hour 🙄

0:48 did anybody notice the news on the TV ? Gotta love the attention to detail

The "yeah mate" at the start of every video is perfect

Garn on top mate

Classic Garn!

been waiting a long time for this

Nothing better than the "safety squint"!

The legend comes through again Bro the end was gold haha literally 🤣👌 Jobson if you read this mate being a chippy wasn't smart

Gonna show this to my old man who has been welding for 30 years.

Welded big press doors for years, 99% sure that counts as being a boilermaker. That and the fact that i'm allowed to smoke while welding. Great vid, you rock. Cheers !

This is some funny and very accurate stuff right here.

As a welder myself...this is 100% accurate

It is a great day when Garn uploads

it makes my month every time u guys post

This may I say is a garn classic

Being a welder sounds like a wild mix of skill, chaos and questionable life choices

@radioanon4535

9 ай бұрын

Currently learning to be one. Yes, it is. I'm not even a proper welder yet.

Garn, I really love your work, while there may be a difference in local culture, the trades are near about the same where ever you go. I always get a good laugh at each of your videos and the guys at work really get a good laugh at them. unfortunately the boat my family was on took a wrong turn and ended up in the colony of Georgia.

Mate there needs to be a every miner ever, keep up this work bro makes me laugh every time

As a 27 old welder that has 34 years of experience… I can confirm we do all of this.

Before there was boiler making, there was Garn

I once shared a house with three welders. At any given time one of them would be sporting an eyepatch!

@joelmctaggart3187

Жыл бұрын

Also a welder, had to wear an eyepatch twice in 6 months, still worth it despite rust rings in the eyeball.

@bernmahan1162

Жыл бұрын

@@joelmctaggart3187 Hope they pay you a decent wage!

It's 5AM, I just woke up hung over (was a fun 4th of July), and Garn is the first thing I see. May not be such a bad day after all.

Great vid !

Ever since I started watching Garn videos I've been using Aussie slang around the job, and so far nobody has had the balls to say anything about it yet

This guy needs a T.V show.

@izaak2446

Жыл бұрын

surely

@jarrod1687

Жыл бұрын

That's an insult in this day and age, t.v. is dead.

@CampfireChronicle1

Жыл бұрын

it would just suck all the good comedy out fairly quickly

@AfferbeckBeats

Жыл бұрын

You're watching it, he'd be reaching far more people with this channel than getting on ABC2 at 11pm on a Sunday or whatever

@smellysam

Жыл бұрын

@@AfferbeckBeatsGarn reaches the bits ABC2 can’t, like Belgium. Erm. Actually a TV show would be ace.

I’m a welder myself in a fab shop, sweet gig and the vid is 100% true

Showing this to my coworkers. Thank you.

As a welder, can confirm this was all true. We're over paid primadonnas 😂

@methylmania

10 ай бұрын

Yeah. Mostly spray and pray, biological welding robots fueled with nicotine and alcohol.

@user-qz2if4km4k

8 ай бұрын

Are we over paid?

So, so accurate… And pretty f**kin’ funny 👍😂

The news in the background lol. Great touch

DO A BARBERSHOP APPRENTICE ONE

Video idea: Every KZreadr ever.

These vids always hit the nail on the head

If, Garn was my work boss, oh hell yay... Have a great laugh

Can you do fitter and turner next please garn?

Garns always spot on with these videos 😂

Love this guy

Grinder and paint, make ya the welder you aint.

How'd Qantas crash?

I’ve been waiting so long for this hahahaha

There's a gem of actual wisdom here: being on site _is_ better.

Mate I’ve been doing this for 146 years and I can tell ya right now your doing it all wrong, you got soft hands

wow you actually just starring at the arc. Now thats dedication to the bit

NEW GARN VIDEO WOOOO