300k a year to fly to WA and sleep in a shed?? jokes on them mate, if i wasnt doin this, i'd be livin in a shed anyway...

@Dozilicous

11 ай бұрын

I mean, ain't nothing wrong with the shed life... right?

@GarnComedy

11 ай бұрын

for any bozo's that think we're actually on 300k a year keep dreamin' we're essentially on centrelink cheers!

@ShoeysAdventures

11 ай бұрын

strangly accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dwmfty3111

11 ай бұрын

And still eating a block of cheese in the kitchen

@gazelle1189

11 ай бұрын

I sent u a message on my school computer yesterday

I'm starting to think Garn was employed to boost tourism in Australia

@urapooper362

11 ай бұрын

no, he's employed by centrelink to advertise potential jobs

@nicholascharles9625

11 ай бұрын

He'd do a better job than our last one.

@BasicXavier

11 ай бұрын

would have been the only good thing the government has done since free healthcare

@someoneelse1534

9 ай бұрын

How will you know if he’s serious unless you come Down Under for a look?

@AUG_XZABER

8 ай бұрын

Garn and Bluey hauling the Australian tourism industry.

Your mate scored 100% on his drug test, well done!

@aerisgainsborough2141

11 ай бұрын

didn't even study!!!

@dookiepost

11 ай бұрын

Drug test? What drugs are we testing?

@littlecatfeet9064

11 ай бұрын

@@dookiepost send me whatever you’ve got and I promise to tell you what’s good and what isn’t 😵‍💫

@isthisconnor

11 ай бұрын

He got a high distinction with out even trying. What a legend.

@Ian-of9oi

11 ай бұрын

Last drug test I took was multiple choice.

You missed out on the part where you come home from shift to find your house completely empty, your bank account drained and a whole bunch of facebook photos of your missus relaxing on a beach at bali with her personal trainer... Apart from that, spot on!

@Stupididiot67

11 ай бұрын

too real

@GarnComedy

11 ай бұрын

very specific....

@Ghosty618

11 ай бұрын

That's strangely specific, mate 💀

@uncleputes

11 ай бұрын

It's okay mate, she didn't deserve you anyway.

@aviraj270

11 ай бұрын

Chin up mate, you’ll find someone better

Garn may not be pregnant, but he never fails to deliver

@brandonzhou2233

11 ай бұрын

This is gold

@fungling7982

11 ай бұрын

Amazing that you watched the whole video and commented this 1 minute after it was posted!

@SaulGoodman053

11 ай бұрын

@@fungling7982 I already knew it was gonna be good before I watched it

@darkassassin6457

11 ай бұрын

Seen this comment way too much. Almost up there with the dogshit morbius comments

@fungling7982

11 ай бұрын

@@SaulGoodman053 Sorry I was rude!

I work in the gold mines here in the United States, and I'm so happy to see that some things are universal to the mining experience! Only thing missing for me is the supervisor with a lump of coal up his ass saying "We've got to keep up production!"

@BType13X2

11 ай бұрын

up here processing bitumen in Canada same experience... "We need to have a truck loaded in 2 passes or the whole mine's shutting down." meanwhile record profits.

@unhippy1

11 ай бұрын

From a coal mine in New Zealand....supervisors losing their shit over production while the mine makes record profits is a universal mining experiance

@jake8748

11 ай бұрын

Australian gas fields the same.

@Northwoods208

11 ай бұрын

That's just running equipment in any setting. Logging, mining, infrastructure, oil and gas, the name changes, the game doesn't

@bamuz

11 ай бұрын

I’m in America. Where do I go to get on?

my brother works in the mines and all he does is sit on his ass for a week then presses some buttons. you did this perfectly garn 100/10

@sendnoodles5437

10 ай бұрын

Apparently it's either that or being worked down to the bone by some racist abusive maniac

What if someone is trying to track down Garn after every recording because he actually does the job, records and leaves

@jimmyrecard6021

11 ай бұрын

a true FIFO

@Dozilicous

11 ай бұрын

Genuinely wouldn't surprise me lol

@dadmum

11 ай бұрын

Wonder why it takes em so long to film every skit...

@FionaEm

11 ай бұрын

​@@dadmumThey're in Townsville, mate. Time moves slowly up there 😅

@nathanfrank5160

11 ай бұрын

pinkertons on the hunt

What baffles me is how Garn actually gets permission to get into these jobsites & facilities all so that his videos are even more accurate

@nkill6

11 ай бұрын

Hes wearing high vis man its all good

@mathew_maldonado

11 ай бұрын

@@nkill6cash in hand

@iwaswrongabouteveryhthing

11 ай бұрын

I dont see a mine, l see a storage yard

@funkyromero

6 ай бұрын

It is like aussie companies are actually run by people and not by corporate robots.

Murph is the best character to represent Australian culture.

When I visited Perth in WA I was convinced the city was orbital dropped from space into endless desert. There's simply nothing outside the city limits, like Mega City 1 or the Cyberpunk Badlands.

@AfferbeckBeats

11 ай бұрын

There's hundreds of kilometers of forestland in the south all the way to the ocean though?

@JohnSmith-jh1iy

11 ай бұрын

Its pronounced “Perf”

@InvisiblerApple

11 ай бұрын

I've always been amused that Skyrim has a guy named Perth guarding a mine in the endless expanse before Markarth.

@GamingPenguin4545

11 ай бұрын

As a resident of Perth, I can tell you a decent chunk of that nothing is just farmland, and a RAAF air-base

@Nick_fb

11 ай бұрын

Shhhh, you'll make people look

My Dads a FIFO worker out in the mines and this is 100% accurate.

38 years in open cut mining. This is accurate. Very accurate.

[skilled labour noises] (*snoring*) You guys are a national treasure

@ 0:41 - 1:00… I couldn’t think of better publicity for Qantas than the highest “praise” from Garn 🇦🇺✈️👍🇦🇺

I can DEFINITELY see a sponsorship coming for the channel from Qantas for Garn 😂😂😂

@freeman10000

11 ай бұрын

Qantas, slack-arse Aussie airline. Give me Singapore Air any day 👍

@gerardroll6468

11 ай бұрын

@@freeman10000… Qantas sucks “the big one”… Singapore Airlines will ALWAYS be light years ahead of them in terms of quality service in all areas. I haven’t flown with them for a while but was made to feel right at home last time I flew with them back in 2018. I’ve had pretty good service from Virgin Australia since air travel opened up again 👍😄✈️

@timeodaneosetdona

11 ай бұрын

“How good are these jammies, hey?”

omg that sleeping scene with the recordings is pure gold

As someone with more than 20 years in mining, the accuracy hurts, a lot....

@vicbittertoo

11 ай бұрын

same , fckn spot on :)

It's alright for the buggers above ground. Whole other s**t show for the moles underground. Get up in the dark, work in the dark, go to bed in the dark. Did you forget about the sheilas that drive heavy machinery and Haul trucks, and my mate the only female sparky on site? Other than than, you nailed it. Oh yeah, and the tax bracket.

Every roofer ever! Would be a bloody laugh

I had to get away from getting a long weight at bunnings to watch another Garn. masterpiece.

@TedJM

11 ай бұрын

Make sure you have a bucket to catch the sparks

@AfferbeckBeats

11 ай бұрын

Did they have any blinker fluid? I can't find that shit anywhere

@lazyperfectionist3978

11 ай бұрын

@@AfferbeckBeats - Probaby in the aisle next to the tartan paint

@SamsonIsBored07

11 ай бұрын

​@@lazyperfectionist3978isle 37?

“It’s impossible for a person to never make a bad video” Garn- “hold my beer”

This made me want to become an Australian miner

Once again. Youve exposed an entire industry and we all love it 😂😂

“Hello m8, can I come onto your dangerous job site and film myself and friends being dickheads for 20 minutes. Cheers” Love it

Murph I've just hit one year on the mines and you've made me so happy.

This was awesome, you’re fucking smashing it and the quality is so consistent. I’m proud of you big dog

As a miner I can attest to how accurate this is 😂

As a former FIFO worker you pretty much nailed it 😂

Garn is an absolute golden channel. Peak comedy of this century

Hey man i got into uncontrollable laughter the entire story, The trifecta, best medicine. Bravo xxx

As a Western Australian, i can’t resonate more with this

I’ve been waiting for this one for quite awhile❤

The subtitles for this made me laugh. When the two are snoring together: [ Skilled worker noises ] lol

finally a video about miners, I love miners

man through hard times im going through right now. thank you garn for the laughs ahaha

This is pretty accurate for machine operators. I'm a drillers offsider and I actually have to do hard work on my swing.

@davidhui7369

11 ай бұрын

any advice for someone wanting to get into the drilling gig as an offsider? especially if ill be young, fresh out of highschool? physcially capable

@willanthevillain418

11 ай бұрын

@@davidhui7369Yeah, don’t

@davidhui7369

11 ай бұрын

?@@willanthevillain418

@karlzuppin4823

10 ай бұрын

@@davidhui7369 it's pretty physically demanding. Plus being away from home so much can be a bit hard for some people. If you're interested in it though I'd say go for it

@bdawg3942

10 ай бұрын

A company like Oz drill is very popular with that. Perth has lots of drilling companies. Do a google search.

I need a behind the scenes, the production quality on this is insane

The one I’ve always been waiting for, should do a part 2- every night shift worker ever, get paid overtime with no supervisors around 😂😂

SITTING HERE REFRESHING FOR GARN I LOVE YOUUU, Legend of Australia right here everyone

Garn is sitting on a gold mine

@smellysam

11 ай бұрын

Gina Rinehart owns it and wants him git!

Aw nice! Another steamin' hot Garn vid! Thanks a ton, my guy!

Love all the videos you guys make, they all ways make me laugh!

Gotta love it when Gary uploads

@tobybillings3681

11 ай бұрын

who the fucks Gary

easily the funniest guy on youtube, maybe even the world. love the work mate, keep up the great work!

I just checked out the welder video and realised these videos have continuity.

Worked in Open Cast in South Australia in the early 1980's. Very accurate portrayal of life. Back then half of us were stacking away the $$ flat out and the other half were pissing it all up against the wall. Oh, and our mine was wet. Some of the haul truck operators were 'bottle of bundy a night' guys.... Try that today and see how you get on🤔

@Daniel-qu2kh

11 ай бұрын

That's sad

You don't upload very much, but it's always worth it. Please make "every professional KZreadr" ever 😂

@GarnComedy

11 ай бұрын

this one was very hard to pull together, filmin on a real airplane, inside a real airport, access to real mining machinery and processing plants - took us a while to get it all sorted

@ValhallaIronworks

11 ай бұрын

@@GarnComedy and you fuckin smashed it, mate! I'll never know how you pull off getting into all these places haha

@anmolsaxena_

11 ай бұрын

@@GarnComedy hats off to you sir, for gracing us with some of the most relatable and entertaining short form content!

@kollinspencer847

11 ай бұрын

you know i have a skid loader you couldve used@@GarnComedy

@tempestgrav

11 ай бұрын

But they're running out of professions to take the possible out of!? Stockbrokers? Bookies? Bartenders? Teachers? Nurses? Fire Brigade? ...COPS!? LOL Strippers... m/f?

Another gem boys. Always a laugh!

Garn always delivers, he just mines out these like shooting stars

Its great to see Garn's dodgy welds are holding up on the Qantas planes undercarriage

Great video as always Garn

This guy connections are crazy, he's gone thru more jobs than most people

This was chaos. I appreciate the effort.

I always look forward to these

Garn never disappoints

Another dose of comedy gold! bloody legend!

The caffeinated beverages is too true. We got glass front vending machines in our break room and everybody would keep updated on the rotating stock. "Did you see behind the watermelon monsters? There's a new brand back there!" "Oh yeah! Huh, never seen that kind before. Gotta try it." Or "Hey Barry, buy a Ho-Ho so I can get the Honey buns behind it!" Now I work for a bunch of coffee-drinking engineer mids.

This is always golden

I love this channel so much, its like australian letterkenny

Watching this while bludging in the office at my FIFO job 👍

this bloke be holding my sanity up

Just keep getting better and better mate 👍🏼😆

The two blokes asleep with the recording talking to each other is the best.

Mate I love this video especially the end part

Been waiting all month for a new vid! woot woot

This shit never fails to make me laugh. True Aussie classic once again

Oh that last one had me giggle and got my boss interested. I told him it was educational video on proper people management.

i laughed my arse off.. subbed mate!

The best video yet ❤

Garn does it again!

omg. that ending was brilliant.

Hell yeah more Garn🤟

😂 brilliant! 👏

I love these videos. Cheers from Alabama USA 🍻🇺🇸

Next minute your enjoying ya "Complimentary cup of water and cheese cracker" from Qantas hahaha😂😂

Man that's some production quality

I love watching your videos, and it's so funny. Could you do a video of every paramedic in Melbourne?

“Fatigue management” I’m stealing that

There is an impressive amount of production values here.

Yes, best one yet ❤

This just shows what miners actually do in some regions lifeline. (the regions already done for.)

the glasses bit at the end done me in 😂

Garn has done it again

This might be my favorite one ever

Love your work 😅

another garn classic

This one’s been a long time coming!

Here i am, on my way to work, depressed.... And here is Garn, uploadin'. Now im smilin fucken ear to ear. Thanks bois 😂

That skit at the end🤣

Best yet

Lmfao 😂 Garn boys u kill me with laughter

Hey Connor, here's an idea for another video, "Every Farmer Ever..." I would like to see that but fkn solid videos mate been watching for a year now from NZ and I can confidently say that a lot of these videos are very relatable to NZ's situation as well. YEA MATE!

Beautiful. As a tradie i love it

This too funny and accurate Can you do Every Railway Worker Ever next?

I worked with a fella who was on eccy's the night before shift, and 'bent a mirror' (put a truck on it's side) the next day. The nerds in their hi-vis vests were on him within seconds asking for a piss sample. He was very productive up until that moment.

True and factual as always.

I love these videos

Apart from the great possibility of seeing the partner of your life leave because you were away too much. Spot on as always 😂😂😂

Another great video