They always mess up my order, Red Rooster doesn't though, probably because only three people ever go in there to buy something, and they don't wanna lose those precious customers.

@gregkunst8199

2 жыл бұрын

Ha ha im one of the three red rooter customers

@dongloid

2 жыл бұрын

They always do me well, but my local has a bush that blocks vision while exiting the drive-thru, bloody gone and placed a trap on me

@LilWayneIsMyIdol

2 жыл бұрын

Red Rooster is 100% a money laundering setup

@pumpkinboi9441

2 жыл бұрын

i think red rooster is better because now they have SOME locations that do fried chicken and its the zingers crunchiness with godly t aste

@TheRguru1

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for reminding me that Red Rooster still exists.

"Ever tried to drink a KFC krusher through a regular straw? It's like trying to suck a tennis ball through a crimsafe door." The best thing I've ever heard

@inshallahbrother2004

2 жыл бұрын

@ZNT don’t think so sadly

@hisammy3969

2 жыл бұрын

@ZNT I always thought they were a bit weird tbh. chewing on flavoured ice not my thing.

@swanny812

2 жыл бұрын

Ever tried to drink a maccas shake through their new straws

@fr3ky

2 жыл бұрын

It's like trying to suck a tennis ball through a crimsafe door... 🚪🤣

@instinctisfiercenotcruel.958

2 жыл бұрын

Did you know Australian kfc is the only kfc to use chicken salt, America just uses regular sat, silly Americans

The fact that you and your brother can get uniforms and film on location is what impresses me the most

@ohforreal

2 жыл бұрын

We out here

“Tryna suck a tennis ball through a CrimSafe door” is such niche Aussie humour that I feel a sense of patriotism purely for understanding the reference.

@oVoidhawko

Жыл бұрын

Cos it's not safe, unless it's CrimSafe! I'm gonna go back behind me shed and start huffing petrol now. Can't do paint thinner no more, lost too much weight for that

@adamgre6819

Жыл бұрын

No, stay - you're funny...🙂

As a KFC worker, I agree this is 100% true.

@CHARL1E

2 жыл бұрын

@Max Mullets 😂😂😂

@NixFanBoy007

2 жыл бұрын

Worked in KFC about 20 years ago, was the same then too hahaha

@CHARL1E

2 жыл бұрын

@@NixFanBoy007 Right? Some things never change, and this is one of them 😂

@EjayB

2 жыл бұрын

As both a friend of a KFC worker, and a KFC enjoyer myself, I also agree this is 100% true.

@CHARL1E

2 жыл бұрын

@@EjayB Holy shit it's Ejay lmfao I knew if anyone would recognise me it'd be you 🤣🤣🤣

I was once a 13 year old working at KFC who didn't know how to work the register and I have to say this is all extremely accurate.

@frostyiv1509

2 жыл бұрын

13 years old?! How tf

@EatMyShortsAU

2 жыл бұрын

I like how in Australia if a 13 year old works in a fast food restaurant it is not considered child labour but if a 13 year or 15 year old works in textile factory in Bangladesh or China so their family can eat it is considered child labour.

@pual3926

2 жыл бұрын

@@EatMyShortsAU that's because the kids in Bangladesh get payed 10 cents on a good day

@JamesMerlaut

2 жыл бұрын

@@serephe Dude I was getting $15 an hour when I was there; that's $60-$90 per shift. At $60 that's 600x more money for half the hours and half the work. Even as a joke, don't compare the two.

@marielcarey4288

2 жыл бұрын

@@JamesMerlaut this. I get it's a joke, but have at least some respect and consideration for what the people in third world countries go through.

That is not a prank order! That's a Islander family 😂😂

@PhiltheMoko

Жыл бұрын

After church on a Sunday avo

@thefpstester1293

Жыл бұрын

Explains why a lot of aboriginals are big, not like fat but just big

@jamespeet3060

5 ай бұрын

Add a slab of Woodstock and cola.

@bumfluff3302

5 ай бұрын

wasnt talkin bout abos mate @@thefpstester1293

@warrenmorandin

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 for real though.

Does Murph's secret menu have the supercharged twister? I'll never forgive KFC for what they took from us

@AlsoApey

2 жыл бұрын

You're an honorary Australian nowadays aye mate

@MecTecher

2 жыл бұрын

and they gave us corn chips and coleslaw in the burgers / twisters because tomato is too expensive.....

@dirtysleuth3783

2 жыл бұрын

Ask them for supercharged sauce, I do the same when I have a hankering for a supercharged zinger burger

@SpriteBleedin

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck are you doing here bro 😭

@mini-337

2 жыл бұрын

Upload pls

Garn is just shitting on every job there is 👍🏻, it's absolute peak comedy

@meganroberts6075

2 жыл бұрын

He gotta do a police one, I reckon that would be funny

@spo0okyghost768

2 жыл бұрын

@@meganroberts6075 haha yes I second that

@adudethatsmiles1473

2 жыл бұрын

Specifically every job in Australia🦘🤠

@ziruiwang4806

2 жыл бұрын

It is too accurate

The fact they can always undercook and overcook the fillet of my burger is astonishing really.

@CaptainEasypants

2 жыл бұрын

Same with their chips. It's an art they've perfected

@mitchell3230

2 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainEasypants that’s usually because the manager won’t fill the fryers up enough because it’ll supposedly “spill out” and “burn Becky’s face off again” so you have chips hanging up out of the frying oil but at the same time the timer rings for about 2 minutes after finish time before someone takes it out of the oil because we’re all too busy arguing with the cooks for why they didn’t have 200 wicked wings prepared in the event that a family of Vietnamese people would come in at 9pm and order 200 wicked wings after learning that no we don’t have hot and spicy chicken even though they claim we had it last week when we haven’t had it for over a year.

@tristanbackup2536

2 жыл бұрын

Some places don't season the chips while others put tooo much on.

@nicholascharles9625

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't even make sense I used to work at KFC and the chicken fryers are on a timer so it shouldn't happen

@calus_bath_water

2 жыл бұрын

Hey when my 10 hour shift is almost over I stop caring about how shit the zinger is made

"Yes mate I understand a chicken shop running out of chicken is ironic, but lemme ask you something, do you think I'm drivin' the fakin truck in here myself do ya?" That line cracks me up every time I watch 😂😂😂

@kyerinajohnson1353

9 ай бұрын

i went to a local kfc restraunt the oter week and they were out of everything but tenders popcorn chicken and chips

Big props for the shout out for what your brother does. More audiences should be more consciously aware and appreciative that there is more talent than "The Talent" in their favourite productions. Not to say people don't know this, but should share their admiration around. Well done to the Talents who are aware that they are the face of a bigger team.

The guy with 80 series trying to reach for the kfc bag had me crying 🤣🤣

@riddieross7132

2 жыл бұрын

Do you think I'm driving the frkn truck everyday in here myself or something do ya, NO 😂

@fear_striker_1631

2 жыл бұрын

@@riddieross7132 🤣🤣🤣🤣 poor guy trying to reach for the bag in the background

1:47 It’s more like 37 Giant Feast 🤣 a normal Islander lunch haha

@richardbug3094

2 жыл бұрын

yep those people always order ridiculous amounts of food

I’m pretty sure you were talking about us islanders when you said “37 family boxes”🤣 Tarago , guitar ? All adds up 🤣

@richardbug3094

2 жыл бұрын

for sure, you people always order the biggest amount of food and not bat an eye like lol.

@nebulah33

2 жыл бұрын

You people?

@beta400rr2

2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean, you people?

@saintmisa1

2 жыл бұрын

You people.... wow😱

@richardbug3094

2 жыл бұрын

@@nebulah33 Yeah them people meaning polynesians, whats your problem?

"The Sultans of Salmonella" That's fucking poetic.

Ridiculously spot on. Quit my job a KFC recently and moved somewhere nicer with double the pay. You would be surprised with all the dumb shit you see people do in KFC. Seen people put peach ice tea and sprite in the chicken dipping water and other dumb shit. Anyways, keep em coming Garn.

@csbcsb4458

2 жыл бұрын

So, gone from $8 p/h to $16 p/h..Life goals and life set. Invest that shit

@Boganfilth

2 жыл бұрын

@@csbcsb4458 Minimum wage in Australia is $20.33. Lmaoing at Americans right now.

@baabaabaa2293

2 жыл бұрын

First World country.. Third World health system... Onya Seppos!

@csbcsb4458

2 жыл бұрын

@@Boganfilth I'm from Perth you 🤡...And that is min Adult wage, feel free to tell me how old OP is...What adult is "leaving KFC" and doubling their wage ..the dude is probably a teenager. But yeah, 'lol' at Americans all ya want, doesn't concern me pal.

@lachlannalder5074

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah man I work there atm. Most people there are nice. But some of them are just dumb as dogshit. One employee (13 years old) tried to start a fight with 30+ year old man who btw was a complete gym junkie.

Now, we just need a Garn and SuperWog crossover. After that, I could die happy

@hiltong524

2 жыл бұрын

All he needs is fuzzy dice and a valiant.

@c6mbo

2 жыл бұрын

agreed

@aerisgainsborough2141

2 жыл бұрын

Murph Delivering Pizza Hut gets pulled over by Superwog for shitty provided delivery car!

@SatanSquad

2 жыл бұрын

@@aerisgainsborough2141 Please forgive my American ignorance but WTF is a Wog let alone a SuperWog?

@liamc1102

2 жыл бұрын

FUCK that. Superwog is annoying

I’m a manager at a Kfc here in America, and I just wanna say that I love how accurate this all is !

as a kfc worker, this is so accurate that it is the funniest garn vid that ive ever watched. and these are my exact thoughts at 2:18 when we run out of chicken

Murph spraying grease onto the table at the end absolutely sent me

@NikosChickenBurger

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jakecooper5855

Жыл бұрын

Where did you go?

If there's anything that I'm not going to forget about KFC it's the fact that their drive-thru consists of half the customers waiting in the parking lot for their orders.

1:45 literally every car in front of me when I'm in the drive through. Now, I'm spending far more than I should at Texas Chicken.

Bloody brilliant and a great shout out for his bro at the end too. Well Done all round.

Forgot to mention that 9 times out of 10 your chips are either still frozen, or they’ve been in the warmer for so long that they’ve turned into stale bits of shit

@amyhare3807

2 жыл бұрын

If you go in ask for them to make you fresh ones, I do it everytime I go in

@deathpyre42

2 жыл бұрын

So if KFC is the leading brand, just how awful is their competition?

@snoopym27

2 жыл бұрын

Thats if you're lucky enough to actually get your chips!

@ziruiwang4806

2 жыл бұрын

@@snoopym27 legends say the men who walked in at 11 to 12 and 6 to 7:30 never came out till this day

@relaxinglandscapes2223

2 жыл бұрын

When I worked there, people asking for fresh chips was like every second order. But as a pretty regular customer, I’ve probably had one frozen chip and maybe once every six months a batch that was stale. So I can’t see how people are this unlucky. Especially frozen cause you just empty a packet into the deep fryer and push the chip button.

Keep up the good work boys. You guys always have me in stitches with every upload. As a former KFC worker, I laughed so hard at the accuracy. Especially the Tarago with the islanders. Cheers lads!

@ar12.

2 жыл бұрын

Want to quit working at kfc I’m sick of the joint even 2 shifts a week is too much shit.

@Noknes

2 жыл бұрын

@@ar12. legit just recently they increased me from 2 shifts to 3 shifts a week like get fkeedd

@nicholascharles9625

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't say islander but as soon as he said tarago, the size of the order and ukelele. I knew exactly what he was talking about. As a former KFC worker the only wrong with this is the free KFC thing. KFC considers it stealing so you only get free stuff if you have a manager who's cool which since it's KFC almost never happens

@noelkris764

2 жыл бұрын

Finally found this comment 🤣

@EatMyShortsAU

2 жыл бұрын

3 youtubers made the same joke recently. ShakTV, Uce Gang, Garn etc.

The relatability is always bang on. I just bloody adore you two!

why is the cinematography on this so good? like why lol. Great stuff as always

Give this guy Australian of the year award

How is it even possible to take the piss out of every job so perfectly

You guys are killing it. You are both going to have amazing careers if you stick at it

By far the best vid you've done lately.

The guy desperately trying to wrap around the windscreen for the meal 😂😂😂

Can confirm exactly same experience here in the UK. I am convinced it is in KFC franchise KPIs to fuck up every single order and never, under any circumstances, have any dips in stock.

Love it mate, absolutely love it!

Thank god you uploaded big man!

the ukulele got me too good. As a former employee myself, i appreciate the detail that ol murph puts into these vids

@danialmurdoch7587

2 жыл бұрын

The Polynesian limo! Tarago

Great vid like always Garn Thanks a bunch for making my day and everyone else’s day so much better.

amazing vid mate great job

Great video as always

You forgot the part where they never put the dipping sauces in the bag.

Keeping my spirits up whilst doing homework, love ya garn!

You are very funny and all the jokes hit completely true. I hope you continue going up.

Good for you guys, from Canada, appreciate the humour and work you guys put in,

Keep pumping the good stuff out Garn! 👍 👍👍

Garn is by far the best Australian KZreadr, keep it up mate!!

@zayburnell

2 жыл бұрын

KZreadrs. Everything is run by the camera boy.

@gohjohan

2 жыл бұрын

To me, Murph's as Queensland a Queenslander would ever be.

@Rainbowgrrl

2 жыл бұрын

@@miraggg yep!

@gohjohan

2 жыл бұрын

@@miraggg and yes

@nicholascharles9625

2 жыл бұрын

I did a thing is coming for you

You guys are the best! Keep the good work!

KZread suggested me your Every Apprentice video, could not stop laughing, binge watched every single video and this is the most genuine content on KZread. Fucking mint boys, keep up the good work, can't wait for the next video.

Keep up the good work, LOVE YOUR CONTENT!!

So, if I am getting this right... Murph is the Character. Garn is the Channel. Declan is the guy who handles all the critical behind-the-scenes stuff. ...Got it.

@poida1674

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, you nailed it mate

@samcharles1166

2 жыл бұрын

Bang on

@sendnoodles5437

2 жыл бұрын

Murph is Declan's real name I believe. The channel is just made to distract us from that

@sixstringedthing

2 жыл бұрын

Give yourself a wee pat on the back, you're in the top 5% of the class. ;)

@JETJOOBOY

2 жыл бұрын

What is the Etymology behind the Channel name?

Love your videos!! You never do enough!!😆😆

Every ep is brilliant no fn lie mate 😅😅 gold absolutely gold

The 37 family meals skit section is so true its wild haha, those church groups are wild KFC fans

@nicholas4436

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly thought it was a crack at Pacific Islanders lol

@joetini8884

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicholas4436 Both I won't be suprised.

@RickDecember

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicholas4436 I think it was, but they are almost always coming suited up from church, with one on the guitar at all times for sure

garn pure respect i love your dedication to always remember when your doing a job, half ass it and get paid the same

Good stuff as usual. You fellas rock

"It's like trying to suck a tennis ball through a crimsafe door." Genuinely the best sentence I have ever heard. This deserves many awards.

Top notch stuff mate

I am so proud to know the Colonel has transplanted his horrors to distant Australia. Now, we need some "Bottle ohs" in return.

@kfcemployee4772

2 жыл бұрын

Take that shit back mate

@KiwiPepega

2 жыл бұрын

What? KFC has been in like every country for years upon years like most major fast food chains lol. Americans think they are the world and every other country is "EU" or some African like country. I swear, I wonder how unevolved t hey would be without foreigners working in all their companies.

@rinnhart

2 жыл бұрын

@@KiwiPepega that's exactly the kind of surliness I like in a liquor store clerk, say you got a snake tat?

@KiwiPepega

2 жыл бұрын

@@rinnhart Nah, just eyes ears and limbs that I know how to use. Got a gun?

@rinnhart

2 жыл бұрын

@@KiwiPepega chrome colt python by every register

Sultans of Salmonella 💀💀💀💀💀

I just found you guys. 😂 What a bunch of gems!! ❤

Garn perfectly explained how it feels to be in drive through window shift and i love it

I actually had a go at the local and told them from a risk management perspective it was awful. You'd walk to the counter and smash your head into the wall opposite. The floor was a skating rink due to the grease! The toilets were even worse. You literally couldn't take a piss without having one hand grab the toilet roll holder so you could get one out! They are a bit better now but the food is still shit, the only thing close to worth it is the $4.95 box

@Bruce-mx6sj

2 жыл бұрын

how much did red rooster pay you

@TheWoundedWarrior

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bruce-mx6sj Pay me for what? For eating your dad's chocolate mousse?

@Bruce-mx6sj

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheWoundedWarrior lmao if that's what you like doing mate I'm not gonna judge you

@mitchell3230

2 жыл бұрын

You’re the worst type of person. Work a week at a KFC and come back and say it’s easy to keep all these plates spinning when there’s only 5 people working because the regional manager claims we spend too much on staff. If you don’t like looking inside the store there’s a drive thru available and if you don’t like the food then why do you feel the need to come in and have a go at us. Stay home and write a google review like everyone else who isn’t mentally disturbed you tyrant.

ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT

This was hilarious. It gave me a good laugh. Well done! 😂🤣🤣🤣👏

Honestly, my local KFC is really good. Quick service, cooked well (except the chips. They’re usually yeah nah).

@jle7647

2 жыл бұрын

Well thats it then. Dogshit KFC if the chips are bad the whole meals depends on if the chips are good and salted well

@robj4078

2 жыл бұрын

Mines great, red and brown bags of laxatives. Cleans me right out.

@smally8499234

2 жыл бұрын

@@jle7647 I had KFC last Thursday and asked for extra salt, the chips barely even had any on them, one fucken job.

@chapo4461

2 жыл бұрын

KFC chips are so hit and miss but when there good they are the best 👌🏻

@CaptainEasypants

2 жыл бұрын

All KFC chips are yeah nah. They're either great or "what the fuck this shit is raw!"

I haven’t even watched this and I know it’s gonna be a banger

Love your content bro

Every apprentice approach and Slag one with coke at buns was the best ya done well done mr gourds.

It's a ritual to get myself a zinger box everytime I go to KFC, the best meal ever

@JamesPromnitz

2 жыл бұрын

The McSpicy is a better burger these days but you can’t beat the coma that the full zinger box will put you in.

"Sultans of Salmonella" 🤣🤣🤣

This is gold

😂😂you guys never miss

I just realized I may have insomnia. I'm always up when the Aussies drop videos.

Garn back at it again with the funny moments much love to you brother ❤

This brings me the closure I wish I got when I left KFC, thank u for the funnies🐐💯

I love you guys so much. I can't wait till I'm 30 to show my future children history.

Love the channel. Found by accident. Staying. Subbed. As an old duck, I get such a bloody great laugh out of you and bro. Keep it up, please. Looking forward to finding past vids. 🤣🙂

@ntrg3248

2 жыл бұрын

My mum actually found this channel by accident so here I am now

@nancycurtis3230

2 жыл бұрын

@@ntrg3248 It is totally the channel that anyone with some sort of issue, could find fault with. The honest one's, just laugh their guts out. Your mum has good taste. Have a wonderful day, evening or night, depending on where you are. Greetings from Dimboola in Victoria, Australia.

‘Sultans of salmonella’ I died!! And the dude at 2:30 refusing to actually get OUT of his car to get his food he can’t reach…

Haha the Tarago bit is bloody excellent!

This is one of the most violently accurate videos I have ever seen on the Internet.

Just opened my phone on my KFC lunch break and saw this masterpiece.

As a KFC employee I approve this message

@CHARL1E

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@Callum-M.

2 жыл бұрын

@@CHARL1E Source?

@CHARL1E

2 жыл бұрын

@@Callum-M. Wdym source

What's really funny is I clicked on this video because my brother guessed you'd be Australian off of the thumbnail, so we had a good laugh at the start. Great video!

lol this was my experience last week. That nostalgia always brings me back

I'm a big fan from Texas. Always wanting to visit Australia, and can't get enough of these vids! Great job guys!

@mootheconqueror1965

2 жыл бұрын

Australians are just British Texans

@glacuonie

2 жыл бұрын

That's actually so interesting that you can relate to his videos, I've always thought of them as being so niche to Australians, so I guess you pass the sense of humour test!

@bigfootpart4therevengeancing

4 ай бұрын

​@mootheconqueror1965 I thought a lot of them hated the crown, what with all of the soap dodger/pommie stuff...

Was waiting for the islander family to show up 5min till closing ordering 3 family buckets.

The tarago with the guitarist in the back. LOL Don't forget the frangi pani sticker slapped on the back too.

I was cautiously waiting for one part of this video that I would not find relatable/true and I was pleased the whole thing was right on the bloody money.

Garn, how did you manage to go from 'Black Market KFC employee' to 'walking to court in front of the Current Affair camera crew' so quickly?

In the US this is also accurate; however, the entire staff are also on their phones and ignore you for about 10 minutes when you’re at the register. Then they make you feel like you’re the biggest inconvenience ever just for ordering food. Then an hour or so later when you’ve received your food, you get mugged.

Funny as usual, garn does not disappoint 👍 can you please do Guzman y Gomez if possible??

I kid you not as soon as I clicked on this video i smelled that distinctive smell of kfc, despite not leaving my room, no one in the house having kfc and the nearest kfc being miles away. I don't know what you've done, but I love it mate.

Your a legend 🤘

I’m legit on smoko watching this, zinger box in hand and god fucking damn this man’s a miricale

You are the best mate. So true!!

your brothers a legend

Got to love a zinger box

@MartintheTinman

2 жыл бұрын

I love boxes but she gets upset when I do a zinger

As somebody who works in kfc meself, i can confirm this is true especially the tarago van ordering 30 giant feasts, too bloody true😂😂😂

Maaaaaate straaaalia chuuuur you boys are funny as f… keep it up cuzzies we’re loving it in gods own country Aotearoa