My mate is a bricklayer and says "To be a good brickie, you just have to think like a brick."😂👍

@jamaicanbobsledteam753

Жыл бұрын

lol "To understand the workings of the brick, you must become the brick!"

@zenmonjoshin9996

Жыл бұрын

The brick whisperer..

@jonnysupreme

Жыл бұрын

"He's beginning to believe"

@writingonthewall3326

Жыл бұрын

This old bastard wog brickie I knew used to say 'you have to love the brick'

@peterbaini8752

Жыл бұрын

That's deep

My running theory is that it takes a month to make a video because he gets a new job, gets three weeks in with them getting comfortable enough to let him make a video and then leaves after the fourth week after he's got enough footage lmfao

@conspiracyisbad

Жыл бұрын

fr

@DamoMartin

Жыл бұрын

i always wondered how he dose it, but I guess as a comedian in the business he can probably make connections? but this sounds better

@raw1465

Жыл бұрын

@@DamoMartin you call the company owner ahead of time thats usually how these people get to do skits on site.

@w_stanky

Жыл бұрын

He’s killin it on utube and rightly so they’d have to be close to living the life of utube by now if not it’s coming, well done boys!… This is North QLD comedy gold!..

@UncleChopChop22

Жыл бұрын

nah reckon he's just slow....likely really slow.

Cracking the glass over the bouncer's head was absolute physical comedy gold. Mad respect for this sketch, cranking the laughs up to 11.

@fimdrums

Жыл бұрын

I'm still picking out the shards

@jakecooper5855

Жыл бұрын

His comedy is heavily influenced by All Aussie Adventures

@basillah7650

Жыл бұрын

You mean ice that was frozen in a glass still hurts though just don't have glass to pull out.

@fimdrums

Жыл бұрын

@@basillah7650 It was a sugar bottle actually 👌 Looks much worse than it felt hah

@housemana

Жыл бұрын

@@jakecooper5855 who cares?

Bricklayer: a machine that converts coffee and cigarettes into walls. Awesome vid! 👍

@sog4646

Жыл бұрын

A comment i can stand behind. 👍

@spaaggetii

Ай бұрын

IDK, Never saw a brickie drink coffee, I've seen many a few drink a few slabs of VB whilst working. You see their perfect work, become wonkey as the day progresses, not a joke.

As a bricklayer, I would like to say that this is completely factual and exactly how we act

@someoneelse1534

Жыл бұрын

Did ya get ya misses to type that?

@cheqers2548

Жыл бұрын

no way you're bricklayer

@prat4577

Жыл бұрын

No if it rains we don’t get paid

@GoDxism

Жыл бұрын

Can't be completely factual if you're literate enough to write this.

@putnamehereholdmadoodle

Жыл бұрын

Go cut me some 130s bro

only garn can fit so much comedy into four minutes

@Crilic3

Жыл бұрын

WOAH that was four minutes. The amount of content made it feel like a movie!

@numpty94

Жыл бұрын

The glassing on the bouncer out of nowhere followed by the mad dash sent me 🤣

@seanryan2149

Жыл бұрын

Garn is the only guy to be able to make 4 minutes feel like half an hour, but in a good way, his misses must love that

@GoodCallanGood

Жыл бұрын

I didn't spot a single bit of comedy. Any that was in there was plagiarized right from a Simpson's episode

@emboe001

Жыл бұрын

4 minutes of cringe

My father was a bricklayer, I grew up around these kind of people and this video isn't even a joke. Absolute animals.

As one of Australia's few bricklaying channels, I can confirm everything here is 110% accurate.

@GarnComedy

Жыл бұрын

hello i actually watched several of your videos while writing this vid - keep it up mate! - declan

@Shannonhikes

Жыл бұрын

Fuck bud where are you based to still get paid when not working? I know they don't in Townsville where Garn is

@Whyyoineedahendle

Жыл бұрын

@@GarnComedy do garbos/ rubbish truck drivers

@assassinlexx1993

Жыл бұрын

Just don't make fun of a bricky's wife. You will find out how sharp that trowel is.

When you think it's about shitting on bricklayes but it's actually about shitting on concreters

@Dave-ss5pk

Жыл бұрын

My next door neighbor is a concreter and gets $400 for the day. If it rains half way through they still get the full days pay. I think they get paid so much because there back will be fucked before retirement 🤣🍻🤣🍻

@glenbuyer8738

Жыл бұрын

Don’t tell Dave how much all the other trades get paid…..

@lachychops2

Жыл бұрын

Look how stupid brickies are, and concreters are still too dense for that job

@jamesrowlands8971

Жыл бұрын

@@Dave-ss5pk Fucking El Nino has me trying to figure out how to put a giant shade up over the formwork I'm going to build this summer.

@THICCTHICCTHICC

Жыл бұрын

@@glenbuyer8738 it's pretty good money for a job that lets you drink 18 tinnies per shift

feel like pure shit just wanna pull up in the commo listening to crazy frog... SUBSCRIBE!

@cluckendip

Жыл бұрын

W-W-W-W-WHAT'S GOIN ON, ON

@hussienchahal9854

Жыл бұрын

LETS DO THE CRAZY FROGGGG

@XxaexxeaxX

Жыл бұрын

Best video ever XD

@Zzudwa

Жыл бұрын

That awkward feeling when you actually do cruising around in you commo ute listening to all crazy frog relater shit Spotify can ever suggest and not even being a bricklayer -_-

@Mizzleify

Жыл бұрын

Bouncers/security next? Waiting for one on chippies so I can bag out my carpenter mate

"fuuuuck, if he could read that, he would be pissed" 💀💀💀

"But somebody's gotta be a concreter" 😂😂😂

as a former brickies labourer this was incredible to watch

@jimmyspiteria9371

Жыл бұрын

former degenerate ya mean.

@baabaabaa2293

Жыл бұрын

Carn Jimmy, l laboured, got along with most scaffos!

@bunyip4592

Жыл бұрын

How where you able to write this I thought brickies couldn't read or write

@Roger__Wilco

Жыл бұрын

@@bunyip4592 Clearly moved on after achieving literacy.

@paulieplayspoorly

Жыл бұрын

@@bunyip4592 They can't, the labourer does it all.

Seriously mate your brother is a genius he should be writing Aussie sitcoms!

@arroeducarlion4990

Жыл бұрын

theyd end up too realistic for tv

@wowwhataworld.9590

Жыл бұрын

That's kind of exactly what he's doing. Broadcast TV is dead. Hallelujah

@cynicalpsycho5574

Жыл бұрын

@@wowwhataworld.9590 I meant like a superwog thing, on his own, cast and plot, but to the masses who don't watch KZread.

@wowwhataworld.9590

Жыл бұрын

@@cynicalpsycho5574 Ah, I get ya. Not I superwog fan but I get the format you're proposing. Problem is then Garn would be at the behest of one of the small handful of global corporations that own almost every broadcast television station, with the exception of tax-payer funded stations like the ABC. If the ABC picked it up we'd end up with some pile of garbage resembling The Project and nobody wants that haha.

@Danheron2

Жыл бұрын

That would truly be beautiful

This is spot on. When I did it we did 25% bricklaying, 75% a combined down the pub because it rained a few drops for 15minutes or my boss fighting someone, in the pub/on-site or the mechanic fixing his jet ski/dirt bike/truck that week. The money went on beers and those bingo tickets, I don't know if they still do them.

I'm learning so much about Australia from this channel

@iwishilivedinafreecountry5749

Жыл бұрын

This is the BEST of Australia, it doesn't show the other 90% of the population who are gutless, cowardly soft cocks.

@dogguy8603

Жыл бұрын

Same, well this channel and Bluey

@Wyi-the-rogue

Жыл бұрын

Lol

Absolutely love this channel Aussie comedy at its finest mate

@padtixx5441

Жыл бұрын

Comedy? This was a documentary

@triplefried

Жыл бұрын

@@padtixx5441 legitimately informative and educational

@djwrox94

Жыл бұрын

This is a Queensland Government Employment instruction video for the centreline tvs

@henrikestensen3312

Жыл бұрын

Yep too right

It's so strange, I'm a trades guy in Canada and I understood all of this entirely, accent/slang and all. I'm fairly sure that once Aussies and Canucks get to a certian point of drunkness, their slangs start to cross over perfectly.

@moonboy5851

10 ай бұрын

Aussies and Canadians have a lot in common.

@anxietyonline1947

10 ай бұрын

@@moonboy5851 a lot in Commonwealth

@moonboy5851

10 ай бұрын

@@anxietyonline1947 lol good one 🫡

@ms.d5195

10 ай бұрын

The magic of beer.

If there was a garn video tier list, this would be S tier. Probably one of the best ones you guys have done

Haven't yet met a brickie who wasn't a chronic alcoholic who smoked 2 packs a day.... All while working 65 hour weeks

as an american being able to watch this immediately upon release, i am happy

@empiresrikesfat

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to the Aussie culture

@madworldsnight5528

Жыл бұрын

As a Canadian same here

@Trapsarentgay133

Жыл бұрын

Give superwogs videos a look too if you like this

@Girrrrrrrr

Жыл бұрын

Seriously!!!

@wynstonsmyth6425

Жыл бұрын

And Sooshi Mango

How goods a Garn binge when Garn posts a new vid

@liamhayward1083

Жыл бұрын

Literally what I was just doing

@perhapscoleiro3164

Жыл бұрын

@@liamhayward1083 Just can't have one

@coneill1578

Жыл бұрын

a new garn video is like the servo, and his other ones are the bay marie 👌👌🤣🤣 never there for just the fuel

@mootheconqueror1965

Жыл бұрын

The Garn boys should do Chefs. No shortage of materiel for psychotic alcohol and drug induced behaviour

As a Canadian bricklayer I'm happy to see it's the same everywhere lol

Those crusty old, leather skinned, chain smoking, alcoholic brickies. God bless ‘‘em for building the houses we live in.

I love garn

@pelago_

Жыл бұрын

Google translated this to “you love yarn” in English 😂

This video couldn't have been complete without firing up the ol brickie's laptop for a few spins

The summer of my junior year of high school I worked as a bricklayers helper . it was the hardest work I've ever done . If the bricklayer runs out of block or mortar they just stop working and yell " I need mud or I need block " . Then the big boss gets pissed at us for not working fast enough to keep them supplied . It's really tough when you are 3 or 4 scaffolds high . It did make a man out of me .

Did not see that Brickie tasting the cement mix coming .l almost choked on my tea😂😂

@paulieplayspoorly

Жыл бұрын

How else are you supposed to know when the mud's ready?

@Me-xoxoz

Жыл бұрын

@@paulieplayspoorly 🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂

@forevernomad1766

Жыл бұрын

Mortar mix bud

Faultless in the detail & meticulous accuracy of the Aussie brickie 🤙😆🍻💯

@boltaurelius376

Жыл бұрын

To a tee on a Brit brickie too. They're second to the roofers.

These videos are a rare treat, thanks for the content as always ❤️.

" half of them are meteorologist" 😂😂😂killed it bro !!

Getting into an all in brawl with the bouncers also a brickies favourite pastime

Haven’t even watched it and I know it’s going to be the thing that makes my day

Watching garn comedy, is gonna always be an instant mood lifter, guaranteed!!! Keep up the great work!!

I actually had to pause watching because I was crying so hard. To the people who made this happen: Thank you from the bottom of my heart. You are angels.

It was a blessing seeing some behind the scenes thanks to the pub staff 😂

best part of my day seeing that garn has made another master peice 10 minutes ago

Love it as usual. Just made me think of this guy I knew in Year 12 who kept telling the Teacher that he didn't need to learn anything, except the bricks behind him in the classroom we were in.

These videos are bringing back memories of my time working on building sites in Oz around 2016-17. These videos are hilarious and so Aussie

I loved this one, you guys put out pure gold, swear to God. Love from America

Always a good day whenever Garn puts out a new video

Always have an instant smile on my face when starting your videos

Sitting in the hospital after surgery, this video has easily been the best part of my day. Ty

Had a brickie mate years ago would do a slab a day while laying bricks then would drop by his home to get a six pack for his 3km drive to the pub after work.

Just binged every video on the channel and this comes out. Hell yeah

This video came out on the day I got signed up for an apprenticeship. Perfect video with perfect timing. Good on ya lads

If you're not from Australia, watch these videos to learn more about our culture than you could anywhere else. Comedic, yet so true.

Love to see you guys keeping the grind up, keep going!

i'd totally watch a full ass show with this kind of humor

My mum has asked me to recommend you cover ‘Aldi’ workers haha😂. She LOVES you guys! Well done! You’ve made a woman with no sense of humour crack up and almost run us off the road hahaha😂

Mate I think this was the best one yet. The jab at concreters had me dying. Spent a few years slinging concrete and I gotta say i'm lucky I didnt come out of it with CTE from all of the fuckin headnocks the boys gave me to "get the brain juices flowing" Anyways im trying to become a sparky now wish me luck

@David_P132

Жыл бұрын

Good luck.

@iamdave84

Жыл бұрын

Good luck mate, especially if you're over 21. I gave up trying to get an electrical apprenticeship after a few years when a comms traineeship opportunity came up. Taking that was the best career decision I've made.

Bar far one of the best ones you have made mate!! Good on yah!

This is pure gold.

This is the best Aussie KZread channel EVER.

These videos are amazingly done! Keep up the goodwork

i love australian channel, its crazy how u make me laugh so much in just 4 minutes lol

My only problem with all this is there aren't enough videos and they don't go for long enough! Thanks for the laugh 🥰

😭😭😭glassin’ c**ts. You done it again legend , one of your best . Keep up the good work

garn just doesnt miss.

Always good to see a new upload. 👍🏻

This is the best one yet!

These just keep getting funnier and funnier and always make my day

loved the glassing at the end, true aussie.

te’s on the commy 😂

Love the King of the Hill reference - absolute GOLD!

Once a month, garn gets his info working on every stereotypical Australian job doing it the Aussie way, can’t wait for next month

The monthly legendary Video from the one and only, Nice!

One of your best yet man

There was a show in the 80s where 7-8 yr old kids asked how different careers worked (butcher, doctor, pilot, etc). I remember the brick laying episode... they picked it up in 3 minutes... could of got a job straight after. Probably did.

The breakable glassware added new depth to the comedy. Genius!

@theendofmyropemydude

Жыл бұрын

All glassware is breakable if you try hard enough.

@Pottan23

Жыл бұрын

@@theendofmyropemydude it's australia, that was probably regular glass

@theendofmyropemydude

Жыл бұрын

@@Pottan23 in Canada we call it "bottling" someone, since it usually involves beer bottles.

Amazing as always!

This is an absolute masterpiece.

The legends back 🎉

THE BEST KZreadR IS BACK!!!

Garns at it again!!!!! What a legend

Low key right been waiting for this video😂

I’m here in australia now and this guy is so fun to watch. I hope to see more videos please :)

0:03 Review of 'Cremé de le Bricke' Taste: 4/10 Texture: 9/10 Mouthfeel: 3/10 Aftertaste: 5/10 Cost: Your dignity and any functionality of oesophagus Overall, would eat again. Solid 3 stars.

One of your best boys! Thank you!

BRILLIANT. Australian humour at it’s best

As an Aussie your videos are very accurate

Fucking just about died when he glassed the bouncer.

After Lazar went south, this is my new favourite Aussie youtuber. Keep up the good work!

The evanson brothers are just amazing keep it up fellas

Great, good old Aussie humour

As a concreter, I pissed myself laughing when the concreter part came up 😂

Best one yet Garn!

Wow this is spot on!!

Babe wake up, Garn posted a tradie pisstake again.

Only thing missing is saying the magic line "Brickies laptop"

This is golden.

Good shit man

The legend posts again.

Love your videos. Keep them coming.

GOLD as always

Great video as usual 😎

I deal with a lot of tradies and this is too true, lol

Brilliant as usual

Garn with another banger video

Best one yet