caffiene, nicotine, and milk... the working mans food pyramid

@someguy7526

Жыл бұрын

yes

@stuffedgrubs

Жыл бұрын

Breakfast of champions... Pack of winny reds,ice coffee and a dog's eye with black

@bodierobertson6845

Жыл бұрын

Where boys become men

@Eclipse-1

Жыл бұрын

Nothin better than that

@gerardroll6468

Жыл бұрын

In my line of work, it’s a pie (plain), packet of chips (Smith’s Crisps) & a Coke… That’s a 3-course meal for me 👍😆

idk why but "he's brought his own fucking wheels" absolutely send me

@user-ed4dz8uh1f

3 ай бұрын

because he didn't bring a seat

Garn’s whole channel is like a servo, once you’re in you can’t get out without having watched another fuckin 10 of his videos. Love your content as always

@janputz4157

Жыл бұрын

Well then I wish you luck you won't be affected by servo blackout madness.

@oldhunterundol3243

Жыл бұрын

Most underrated servo garn Roadhouse

@lman22

Жыл бұрын

Lol

You're a staple of Aussie culture, hilarious as always

@Willox00

Жыл бұрын

Hear hear!

You know it's Aussie with the sausage roll and iced coffee right off the bat

@DerangedAussieMan

Жыл бұрын

I don't know why people love sausage rolls so much... meat pies are 100x better.

@baabaabaa2293

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely!! Mate ur head shd be on our coins for that comment!

@perhapscoleiro3164

Жыл бұрын

@@DerangedAussieMan Agree, yet while driving on the road the sausage roll is a little easier

@matthewcullen1298

Жыл бұрын

@@perhapscoleiro3164 yep. Although the BP pepper steak is worth the risk of wearing some of it. I reckon Ive eaten at least a few hundred of them and they're yet to disappoint

@nicolasnabbs1648

Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

I did 3 years at an Aussie petrol station and this is absolutely spot on

@gamerdrive5565

Жыл бұрын

The fucks that? Oh you mean a servo.

@NeverTrustaSocialist

Жыл бұрын

Same I am genuinely astounded as to how does he know all of this..

@jezzaboi2168

Жыл бұрын

I worked for exactly a week, exact experience

@VainerCactus0

Жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic. Also can we all start referring to how long we have been at a place as "I did X years at a" because then that sounds more like the prison colony we're supposed to be lol.

@jakemakes

Жыл бұрын

I'm American and this is also dead accurate here lmao

Tradies raiding it like its an Afghan village killed me 😂😂

One of the funniest things that happened when I worked at BP was some guy stealing like two handfuls of chocolate bars and doing a runner…but to pick up said choccies he had to put his bong down and then left it behind. Bet he was upset later!

@JoeC88

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@thedwightguy

Жыл бұрын

@@JoeC88 when idiots have the munchies and forget WHY they just had to have that choc. !!

"The old Mongoose treatment" What a line!

Nothing like a good old servo sesh munchie fest after spinning a mix with ur mates 👌 Meticulously inspecting every single item on offer & collectively purchasing half of the store 😆

@b3npeters

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

@CovidConQuitTheCensorship

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha I used to do munchie runs for my son and his mates and remember the munchies well from my younger days. It's the weirdest thing, eat everything in sight. Loved your comment

@thisismyname8627

Жыл бұрын

A man of such culture. Only us elites know to what you are referencing.

@j4y167

Жыл бұрын

You sound like someone who's never even attempted to rip a cone describing what they think it's like

@Bridgette_1111

Жыл бұрын

@@j4y167 U sound like someone who’s bitter & twisted & smokes all day every day ~ get a job!! I’m sick of paying for u 🙃 & clean ur bong coz I guarantee it’s putrid too!

I honestly believe since becoming a labourer I've spent $500 on dares and pies.

@michaelnuttall5896

Жыл бұрын

So you’ve only be working for two weeks so far?

@Liam_Grey

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelnuttall5896 12 weeks or somewhere around that.

@jimbooo1365

Жыл бұрын

$500 in 12 weeks? You must only be paying for every 5th dare.

@Liam_Grey

Жыл бұрын

@@jimbooo1365 I try not to drink them too much, I get bad acid reflux if I drink too many milk based products.

@martinkuliza

Жыл бұрын

so.... You're a new bloke then :P

Mate signed up for patreon, don't regret it. As long as you're making great stuff like you always do I'm more than happy to support you. Loving the behind the scenes.

@asktoseducemiss434

Жыл бұрын

As a kiwi across the ditch, so much of your content as accurate for NZ. Absolute legend mate!

😂 the double dare + cigarette deal, guaranteed toilet trip.

Video Ideas: • Every EB Games Ever (asking if there is a sale on when there are a million ‘SALE’ posters) • Every Taxi Driver Ever • Every IT Guy Ever • Every Harvey Norman Ever • Every Rebel Sports Ever • Every Lifeguard Ever • Every Aussie on Christmas Day Ever (Christmas special)(e.g. backyard cricket, Christmas lunch with the annoying relatives) • Every Theme Park Ever (employees letting obviously short people through) • Every RBT/Highway Patrol/Police Ever • Every Ambo Ever • Every Bushfire Season Ever • Every Bouncer Ever • The Travelling to work in the city experience (Traffic, fighting cars to be one spot ahead, taking a tactical backroad [only to emerge behind where you started would be a funny ending] train delays, watching train doors close in front of you) • Every Dentist Ever • Every School Athletic’s Carnival Ever • Every School Swimming Carnival Ever • Every Inter-school Sports Day Ever (meeting the other school’s students) • Every Gym Ever • Every Cricket/Rugby/Football/AFL etc Fan Ever • Every Origin Ever • Every Target Ever • Every BIGW Ever • Every Macca’s Ever (ice cream machine broken)

@asktoseducemiss434

Жыл бұрын

Tradies raiding it like its an Afghan village killed me

@nathenbosher1067

Жыл бұрын

Come on bro dont just list every job in existence and act as if your actually helping

Can anymore remember ever only paying 30$ for a tank of fuel 😂 I wouldn’t be complaining. Love your videos!

@cookingwithmike56

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, costs about 30 big ones to fill the tank in me ride on mower.

@Rainbowgrrl

Жыл бұрын

@@cookingwithmike56 ha!! Sure I do, back not long after I got my p plates I reckon(I’m in me 40s now so that was a time ago)

@JustABeeInFPV

Жыл бұрын

$50 doesn't even half fill the family car now

@williamward695

Жыл бұрын

@@JustABeeInFPV just wait a couple weeks when the 22 cents cut the government gave us is lifted.. may as well invest in a horse

@assassinatepsychoputin4151

Жыл бұрын

@@cookingwithmike56 lmao that sounds about right M8 :)

A sausage roll and 500ml V at 6am. If you're a tradie then you know.

@azmanabdula

Жыл бұрын

....Then you get the thick sweats at about 11 AM Those energy drinks are something

@lukeslayer

Жыл бұрын

@@azmanabdula oooohhh yeah that sugary guarana come down is something else

@azmanabdula

Жыл бұрын

@@lukeslayer *Doing the MC hammer dance to the portapotty*

@GeniusJester

Жыл бұрын

Meat pie and Dare espresso or mocha for me.

@lukeslayer

Жыл бұрын

@@GeniusJester Yeah I'd take that 100% 👌

As a former night shift servo worker I can say that this entire video is 100% accurate

@StoicIntellectual

Жыл бұрын

what kind of a gay pfp is that?

@oldhunterundol3243

Жыл бұрын

The night shift must be like working at Freddy fazbear

Work in a servo. Can confirm this is pretty accurate

Love how Garn is giving us Aussies tip's for future career in these business 😂

@asktoseducemiss434

Жыл бұрын

the double dare + cigarette deal, guaranteed toilet trip.

Aye that's my mate Greg 0:54 good to see he is recognised for his hard work

@ohforreal

Жыл бұрын

Local legend

The fuckin tradies taking all the ice coffee is on point, don’t think I’ve seen a Hilux with any less then 10 dare bottles

As someone that worked at a gas station for 3 years. The bit about schizophrenics resonated with my soul. We had so many people that I questioned if there was something up, actual shizo's that we had to sometimes have the cops come pick up because they legit had no idea what was going on, heroin addicts ODing in the parking lot, the list goes on. I don't even live in a bad town, gas stations just attract these people like flies to shit. There was one poor girl that went to my school, and we'd banned her months prior but she just kept coming back, when you told her she'd have like a second of lucidity and then try to steal something on the way out. And it'd be anything she could get her hands on, even pamphlets and napkins, and you'd see her come to a second later and have the look on her face of "why do I have this". Yeah I'm glad to be moved on from that. Bad enough just dealing with people being unreasonable over the tiniest of inconveniences. I mean to put it into perspective the kind of trash that came through there was a chick that was a regular that had a gold plated Xanax bar necklace. Died laughing when a cop was getting his drinks for the night, chick goes "I fucking hate cops, pigs this, blah blah blah". She walks outside and her boyfriend was being arrested for possession of meth and she got booked too because her stupid ass didn't just walk away. Didn't see hide or hair of that Morticia Adams looking chick for the rest of the time I worked there lol.

@JoeC88

Жыл бұрын

Drunks / stupid people crashing into fuel pumps & large fuel spills etc, you temporarily cut off power to the sites pumps and announce over the PA the shut down reason, and then watch everyone want to kill the idiot that caused the problem.

The meaning of life isn’t happiness or none of that fulfilment crap, it’s when a new Garn video pops up in your inbox

“tradies raiding the place like its an afghan village” 😭😭 as an afghan this was funny af 💀

Mate, I had a shit day and earlier I thought "it's been a while since Garn's uploaded, I'll check to see if anything's out - you're so upbeat and never fail to make me laugh, I'm sure this'll cheer me up." And what do I know, while it wasn't out when it first came to mind, it's out this evening! Sure this'll make me smile.

Hes riding off on my bathroom key! He's brought he's own fucking wheels 😂😂

As a kiwi across the ditch, so much of your content as accurate for NZ. Absolute legend mate!

this has gotta be the most well-produced video yet, that shot of all the tradies lining up for the loo at 2:00 was gold

Keep up the work mate your killing it

@holvingar4375

Жыл бұрын

You’re*

@phattjohnson

Жыл бұрын

@@holvingar4375 You're the real MVP.

@holvingar4375

Жыл бұрын

@@phattjohnson aww thanks, I thought I would be called a grammar nazi

Never seen a more aussie video. Keep up the good work bro. Your videos are legendary

Don't know what they're called down under but you'd make a damn fine truck stop diesel mechanic in the states.

0:01 rewatching and those fuel prices make me cry 😭 we didn't know how good we had it back then

Watching this on my smoke break....as a servo employee, this is a true piece of art

Nah what does me in is those DARE iced coffee, or farmers union if you’re on the cheap end of the month. Go in only paying for petrol and some RRD chips, end up coming out with 3 Dorito flavoured DARE iced coffees and a warm pastry that tastes like a wet sock in summer.

Hahaha “he’s brought his own fucking wheels” haha

Sausage Roll & Iced Coffee - Tradie Breakfast of Champions!!!

The amount of times I go to the servo before work in the morning and bossman has fuck all in the hotbox

@iamdave84

Жыл бұрын

My local has a lineup of tradies for a couple hours every morning, and they've got a regular supply of the best bacon, egg and hash brown wraps coming off the hot plate. So good.

"He's riding off on my bathroom key, he's bought his own fakin wheels" 😂😂

Energy Drinks, Hot Food, Smokes, Coffee. Proper Tradesman Breakfast

the "hes brought his own wheels" made me laugh so hard, this one was GREAT

Iced coffee...fueling Aussies since.... I haven't got a clue. Onya Davo... champion!

As an ex servo worker this was very accurate

This is why I love my Country

0:54 - Oh Nice. Thanks for the shout out Garn!

Worked at a gas station here in the states for a couple years. I guess some things really are universal. Some of the crackheads were great, one guy I really loved called himself a professional lotto player

You can't deny Murph's performance in each one!!! he is a true Aussie, he and his brother deserved a TV Series or something with the awesome teamwork they have built.

he brought his own fucking wheels comedy gold i couldnt stop laughing earned my lifetime sub

I knew the start was either gonna be “yeah mate the Aussie servo” or “yeah mate the fuckin’ servo”

Haven’t even watched it yet but it’s already a masterpiece

This happens to me so often that it’s scary when I visit my local servo or 7/11 😆😆😆

9/10, needs the 600 fuckin’ tradies at the coffee machines every morning, where one is always broken.

Love the fact the guy is wearing a Mighty Ducks of Anaheim hat, as a Canadian, I appreciate any culture appreciating Hockey

Congrats on 300k boys. Looking forward to what's coming next.

0:31 I have that exact same charger and I bought it from a servo for $20

as a tradie, yeah i spend a lot of money at the servo. Fortunately, I don't have to pay for fuel (in the work utes), the company does, so thats a nice bonus

Most accurate part of the video, every BP has a resident crackhead lmao

So for some reason the way KZread viewership works is based on how much of the video you watch so if you watch it twice you get two hundred percent rate from some people and because you deserve it and also it’s just really bloody funny I’m gonna watch it twice. Also love the terms and conditions on the garn ice coffee poster

love you Garn

When yarn uploads it like a celebration

Those premade sandwiches they sell at woolies coles and servos are absolutely feral mate

cant turn down a bubble o bill

Let’s go the G is back with a very Aussie and epic video, describing our beautiful nations culture. And the fact that he can’t go even 2scs without saying ‘mate’, ‘f***’

As an American I find this absolutely hysterical

the crackhead had me dying lol

As a person who worked in a servo I can say it is accurate as hell. We even had our own Davo, who was convinced that there are two Melbourne cities in Australia and that Coldplay stole his songs.

@mrbillhilly343

Жыл бұрын

Did you tell him that the other Melbourne was a city in the US state of Florida? Or would he have slapped his chest like a JAYDEN from a public housing ghetto & then scream "ya insultin' me intelligence arrr yah? Ya wanna farken start sumfin doo yah?"

@demstaraus6742

Жыл бұрын

I used to have one of those. Was convinced that space didn't go any "further out" than the moon and that all the number 7's on the newspaper was a secret code.

@devilishdiamond

Жыл бұрын

@@demstaraus6742 maybe all of those people a correct and we are the dumb ones haha

5 bucks for one 5.50 for 2

Nothing better than grabbing stuff from the hotbox when you're either stoned or hungover

Eating a sausage roll after a 10hour shift thinking about the cone your gonna have when you get home is the Aussie and nz workforce experience

Always good to see some genuinely good comedy come from this great southern land. Keep it up lads

I never hit KZread notifications so quickly until garn upload’s. And I always seem to crack up laughing with every video😂

First merch from a KZreadr that actually looks decent. Defs gotta cop

HES BROUGHT HIS OWN FUCKING WHEELS

@justaguywhosbored.8289

Жыл бұрын

@minij hooi fucking what

These keep getting better and better. Sure you ave to wait like a month or two for an upload, but it's so worth it!

Another classic, cheers Garn.

omg man that ending took me by surpise XD "oi he's riding off with me bathroom key! HE BROUGHT HIS OWN WHEELS!"

1:39 fight or flight, I just imagined a guy punching a sandwich

I would like to see a house-o's style tvshow made by Garn.

Oiiii! I saw you guys filming at the BP in Idalia and yelled out “GARRRRN!” You turned around and I was gonna ask you for a photo but you looked busy filming so just left it. Fuckin legendary as always 🤣

@mandyclarke8013

Жыл бұрын

Haha, yeah, I picked most of that was filmed at the Idalia BP as well, cheeky misleading us with the Aitkenvale one

"do you have a rewards card" he's at a BP!

HES BROUGHT HIS OWN WHEELS!!

Yeah nah fuck yeah nah u know yeah nah yeah that’s Townsville for ya mate

How do yous always get it on point?? Bloody amazing mate!

Mate, there's nothing like some hot food from the servo

Raiding the place like a small Afghan village 🤣🤣🤣

wait your not indian

@gamerdrive5565

3 ай бұрын

It’s bp, you don’t have to be Indian to get hired.

@Coopdog0108

3 ай бұрын

@@gamerdrive5565nah it’s always the small local servos that is always empty with people.

@theofficialkytp

2 ай бұрын

You’re thinking of 711

@Ajax20556

2 ай бұрын

​@@gamerdrive5565 Womp womp

@sadsoul777

2 ай бұрын

@@Ajax20556 💯 😂

Between you guys and The Chats we got Australian culture pretty much down to a T 😅

"he brought his own efn wheels" hahahaha

“He’s brought his own fucken wheels!” 😂😂

Maaaate

Accuracy in Australian culture.. go there to get petrol and come out with shit you don't need.

Tradies love Old servo pies. The best way to clean up the shelf

He’s brought he’s own fkn wheels 😂😂😂😂

Garn can't work at a servo he's not Indian or Pakistani

@will7915

Жыл бұрын

I will run a full length marathon if I ever see a non Indian servo worker

0:20 - When Aussie servos have 'pay at the pump' facilities like other countries, this isn't an issue! Also Aussie servos are utter shit vs the amazingness that is NZ petrol stations and their food.

Another townsville classic. Keep it up boys.

I haven't had a bubble o' bill in over a decade, I forgot that they even existed but now I want one

As a Aussie Servo worker myself, Yes, to pretty much everything

"He's riding off on my bathroom key!"🤣

Servo run at 2am when you're still watching YT, and need a DARE and more ciggies. This is so relatable.

“He’s brought his own fucking wheels” Lmfao