“Children are to tell these Care Bears their problems instead of their mum and dad.” ...the kids in that movie were orphans.

@The_Chef2511

4 жыл бұрын

And their parents were killed by the unicorns of Equestria which were brought to justice by the Aen Elle and the Wild Hunt.

@donaldpetkus1612

3 жыл бұрын

Kids probably tell their problems to Care Bears because the parents have less patience.

@megatron6713

3 жыл бұрын

OOF!!!!......😅🤣 Yeah I my self am Christian and I'm all for telling your problems but God knows as well as us that sometimes you need a TANGEBLE PHYSICAL voice or shoulder to cry on that talks physically to you

@PikachuLittle

3 жыл бұрын

Mega Tron that’s idolatry and doubleplusungood my friend

@TheBonkleFox

2 жыл бұрын

I don't like referencing doug walker, buuut "ixnay on the arentspay.... Orphans...ay...."

Old She-ra scared this guy, new She-ra would give this man a heart attack.

@johnroche

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile, that "Skeletor, the Master of the Universe" line hits different after the first part of MotU: Revelation.

@MrArgus11111

2 жыл бұрын

New She-Ra gave a lot of people heart attacks because of how bad it was

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

2 жыл бұрын

''Hey Adora''

@limelightraver5690

Жыл бұрын

I guess he really should’ve remembered two age old sayings said by the grown-ups in his childhood that he clearly never learned to take to heart. “Quit crying or I’ll really give you something to cry about.” and “One rarely appreciates what one has until it is gone.”

@policerthought5649

Жыл бұрын

Lesbian cat girl ftw

I burst into a mad fit of laughter when they claimed Darth Vader looked exactly like Odin

"Let me get a Skeletor type of voice...." "MEEEHHH!!!! THAT'S not what I sound like AT ALL, you BLUNDERING BOOB!"

I remember being five and thinking Batman The Animated Series was real. Oh, no I don't because I wasn't dumb even at five.

Phil reminds me of one of the Hardly Boys from South Park. He got a raging clue from the kids in the toy store he visited on his fast.

@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer

5 жыл бұрын

Oh damn. Youre right. Lol

@sorayaalcyone2726

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, no.

@dx1450

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's funny how at the end showing him now, Brad says he looks like the kind of guy to hang out in a toy store not buying anything, while next to him the TV screen says, "Godloveskids.com." Yeah, I'm sure God loves kids the same way you do, Phil.

@sbushido5547

4 жыл бұрын

hah! I knew he reminded me of something, but I couldn't place it.

@funkyweapon1981

4 жыл бұрын

@Toyz4twats1 That gives me a raging clue!

He-man's blonde with blue eyes and wears a iron cross on his chest and calls himself master of the universe they should love him

That whole "Smurfs represent death because their faces are blue" idea is what caused my mom to throw away a Captain Planet toy I got from Burger King. Couldn't explain to her that his face was blue because it was symbolic of the Earth - no, it was blue because he represented death...

@robotrix

2 жыл бұрын

"...and their lips are black". Yes. Because it's cheap animation and they can only draw one line for their mouth and black stands out better.

@pamelqtaylor8335

2 жыл бұрын

WHAAAA!

Yes. Little girls have to like She-ra instead of He-man because relating to a character is *totally* defined by having similar sexual organs and not defined by, say, similar life experiences or general empathy.

@drakkenmensch

5 жыл бұрын

Oh no and now THEY'RE the ones with an awesome netflix reboot with great animation, sharp writing and character development! OH THE HUMANITY

@Logan912

5 жыл бұрын

Hmm... She-ra is female... the "witches" in Salem, MS were *also* female... when will the deception of this generation ever end?!

@chayden153

5 жыл бұрын

@@drakkenmensch I love the reboot so much

@MxSnrub

5 жыл бұрын

Gary and Phil watching the She-Ra reboot would turn into the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark so quickly. (Also, season 3 this Friday!)

@HereComesPopoBawa

5 жыл бұрын

Which would be presumptuous anyway, since we never saw either of their genitals. All we can do is guess.

I just have one question...do you like carrots? Hmmm...interesting.

@drakkenmensch

5 жыл бұрын

A fan of He-Man who DOESN'T know how to pronounce "Eternia"? That's unusual...

@germanvisitor2

5 жыл бұрын

The Will It Fit host has nostalgic feelings about carrots.

@SavageGreywolf

5 жыл бұрын

dO yOu LiKe BuBbLeS?!??

@wildimbild4673

5 жыл бұрын

Thou shalt not eat from the tree known as the carrot tree!

@JamesChessman

5 жыл бұрын

does he mention carrots in this vid and i missed it somewhere?

I like how the only way Phil could possibly feel sad about a dog being in danger is if he thought he was that dog. That really says a lot.

@SpukiTheLoveKitten75

2 жыл бұрын

I assumed he thought the dog would die in the fire.

What do Ron Jeremy and Eric Trump know about my 80s cartoons?!

@X-Cactus

4 жыл бұрын

4Legacy LMAO!

14:49 Ah, yes Looney Tunes, where half the time the characters crossdress and beat each other up for comedy. Such a bastion of evangelical values.

@jbiehlable

5 жыл бұрын

And one of them is a sexual predator.

@hipsterelephant2660

3 жыл бұрын

@@jbiehlable on second thought I can understand why Catholics enjoy looney tunes

@jbiehlable

3 жыл бұрын

@@hipsterelephant2660 XD!

@Crrrow

3 жыл бұрын

Well 9 out of 10 Christians are infact in the closet, what? their video pulled statistics out of their ass why can't I?

@mikeoxlong1395

3 жыл бұрын

@@jbiehlable "Lookin' like double wide surprise."

Gary Greenwald and Phil Phillips look like the guys who were so lame, even the geeks and nerds bullied them.

@jb888888888

3 жыл бұрын

They're probably Pöpli kids.

@Adamguy2003

3 жыл бұрын

As Bobby Hill once put it, "Even *I* want to give you a wedgie!"

@andrewjenkins9965

2 жыл бұрын

I know I would.

I attended a Christian elementary school where things like Goosebumps and Scooby Doo were banned. This is giving me flashbacks to my childhood.

@indumatipngtuber2790

5 жыл бұрын

Freaking Scooby Doo? The show were all the monsters turn out to be a hoax?

@lordfreerealestate8302

5 жыл бұрын

@@indumatipngtuber2790 Yep. It was really odd they wouldn't allow it, but they wouldn't.

@memorra

4 жыл бұрын

Did your teacher also take each child one by one into the bathroom for a cleanliness is next to godliness inspection? Christians are great!

@kungfew1396

4 жыл бұрын

I used to have to play with G.I Jesus. 😟

@defrozendonut8715

4 жыл бұрын

Here’s a thing I love asking isn’t doom technically the most Christian game cause your killing Demons

I’m Christian. However stuff like that is what drove me away. Because parents see that and turn kids into social outcasts, I came back on my own terms not these idiots.

Gary Greenwald: “Skeletooooor, the Masterrrr of the Univerrrrse.” Kevin Smith: “Canon.”

@GHOST-zy3ji

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha omg so true Kevin wisdom of MOTU is the same as Gary

@karkatvantas2563

Жыл бұрын

Skeletor voice: WHAT!?!

“…you would know this if you watched the show.” Somehow that snooty voice just kills me.

I completely understand these men. I was seduced by the occultic sexiness of Skeletor for years, but the truth eventually came and set me free. Now I only worship Christmas Skeletor.

@dragonempress8367

4 жыл бұрын

*wheezes*...you serious?

@kungfew1396

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh so good!!!👍

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

4 жыл бұрын

Skeletor best husbando.

@sleepykitty8918

4 жыл бұрын

:3

@bunnybro5977

4 жыл бұрын

We all know the church of Super Saiyan Shaggy worships the true faith Begone pagan!

"And by the way, plenty of Christians practice martial arts." I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!

@serahkonner

Жыл бұрын

Ewww

I'd daresay a 14 day fast would gave me hearing voices as well... although mine would be guiding me to the nearest falafel stand.

@funkyweapon1981

4 жыл бұрын

Are falafels good? I never had one, or shwarma.

@jackofalltrades6129

4 жыл бұрын

Same, but instead, I'd be getting a biiiiig burrito

@dragonempress8367

4 жыл бұрын

Doe it make you a better speller?

@anikmonette2140

4 жыл бұрын

After the 4th day I would probably bite someone's arm or tigh because I thought it looked like a giant drumstick.

@Rainbowthewindsage

4 жыл бұрын

@@funkyweapon1981 personally I prefer Shwarma, but Falafels are okay. According to people who like Falafels more than I do, the best ones are ones that have a pomegranate seed in the center, but those are harder to find.

The Curious Thing is that they say Adam transforms in the He-Man It's a wimp transforming into this powerful being...... are you for real? Adam was jacked

@HereComesPopoBawa

5 жыл бұрын

He magically transforms from a jacked dude wearing one set of clothes, to the same jacked dude wearing *_a completely different set of clothes!_*

@APCwindham

5 жыл бұрын

@@HereComesPopoBawa be fair... He also got a tan!

@Doctor_Odin

5 жыл бұрын

If anything his transformation in the original series maybe alluding to the abusive young boys in the religion. He draws a phallic symbol from his backside recites his prayer/mantra and turns into the Avatar of their God/ savior basically by means of the magic energy emanating from the phallic symbol flowing in and around him.

@LucianCorrvinus

4 жыл бұрын

@Frizzurd see, I think that He-man is more pushy power bottom...

@Dragonking1984

4 жыл бұрын

The only difference between prince Adam and H3-Man is less cloths & more fighting. Take that how you will.

Lmao I fucking love how 15 minutes into this, Brad just goes "I'm starting to think Gary is full of shit."

A masterpiece restored. Thank you Brad

@notchuckproductions5029

5 жыл бұрын

I think everything is terrible already restored it

@ammykae842

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely one of my favorites

@peterkrug4124

2 жыл бұрын

I wish Brad would review the segments where Gary and Phil rant against rock and roll music and Dungeons And Dragons.

SKELETORRRRRR, THE MASTERRRRR OF THE UNIVERRRRRRRSE!!!!!!

@Leatherbubba

5 жыл бұрын

That was Skeletor's catchphrase alright. He said it every episode.

@angelmarie2281

5 жыл бұрын

He sounded like an out of touch grandpa when he did that.

@Caldella

5 жыл бұрын

@@angelmarie2281 This entire film has vibes of "my grandkids like this thing but I don't understand it and it makes me uncomfortable."

@dx1450

4 жыл бұрын

@@Caldella That's typical fundie Christian thinking in a nutshell... "People like this thing I don't understand and it makes me uncomfortable, so it must be Satanic."

@MforMovesets

4 жыл бұрын

90s kid: "He-Man can defeat Jesus." 2019s weeb: "Saitama can defeat god.", while floss dancing his crotch to mush.

YES!!! The “triumphant” return of Gary and Phil! Praise to Brad.

@MforMovesets

4 жыл бұрын

I don't see the difference between them and KZreadrs today. Bad presentation. Lies. Exaggeration without expression. Offending for clickbait. Hating on people who like what they don't. Complaining about memorable nostalgic media because they didn't grow up with it.

Funny that Brad finally combined this two-parter together into one epic episode, and yet Tarantino, despite teasing it for over a decade, STILL hasn’t given us Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair!

@bombabombom3603

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, I thought he was making a third film altogether.

@TheBonkleFox

2 жыл бұрын

We got these parts mashed up together before yandev put yandere simulator out

@coolnerdlll6053

Жыл бұрын

Tarantino should just re-edit both movies into one 2.5 hour movie. There was no reason to split it up, especially when the second one had about twenty minutes of story.

By using their logic, Gary and Phil are promoting BDSM because they mentioned bondage in their show. It doesn’t matter if it was mentioned in a negative context, mentioning anything means that you promote it no matter what context is used.

Nice, an old episode in all its 360p glory!

If these two never existed, I have a feeling a lot of peoples' lives would have benefited. Of course, then we'd be denied this batshit insane video.

@crimsondynamo615

3 жыл бұрын

For every Gary and Phil there’s plenty of crazy evangelical types to take their place if they disappear. Like if these two disappeared the crazy bitch from Jesus Camp would take their place.

I've always wondered how these religious types would react to anime and the many series like Evangelion and Hellsing which uses strong religious iconography almost purely for the visual aesthetics.

@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer

5 жыл бұрын

Overlord would make thier heads explode.

@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer

5 жыл бұрын

@brandon roberts like a hentai that has bible in the name? Lol

@Thegr8MC

5 жыл бұрын

@@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer My face when I'm torn between wanting to high five someone who's heard of Bible Black and having to admit I watched that degeneracy.

@Rainbowthewindsage

4 жыл бұрын

I can picture them making a big that in Hellsing/Hellsing Ultimate, the Alucard is Drucula backwards, they want you to root for Dracula which is evil. Of course, Hellsing is very much not a kids franchise, but they're just out of touch enough to think anything animated is for kids.

@BaronVonQuiply

3 жыл бұрын

I've noticed that "a certain demographic" is fine with using other religions as a base for fiction, whether it's Loki and Thor or Genies and Djinnn. But when another culture decides to use Christianity as a source for their fiction it's suddenly an endorsement or an attack. No middle ground and no room for inspired fiction.

The fun thing about the D&D bit, is that going against your players, that makes you a shit DM. You want to challenge and counter your players, make them work, but you aren't trying to "win" against them.

I am a Christian and I can't believe what I am hearing and seeing in this so called film. My parents allowed me to pursue my interests in the occult: witchcraft, ouija board, tarot, and numerology. My pastor is a Star Wars fanatic, and every Halloween he dresses up as one of the characters. These people would tell everyone in my church we were going to hell because our members include people from several different countries (some are illegal aliens), various races, same sex couples and transgendered people. And, believe it or not, we are in Alabama! I would tell the people in this movie that it is a good thing to enjoy the secular world God created for us, and God and Jesus loves everyone the same, no matter what their race, social background, politics or sexual preference. I have atheist friends and we love each other. I would never try to convert them, and they respect what I believe.We have so much in common, and never discuss religion. I am sick to death of these so called evangelists. They embarrass Christians who live in the real world, and my state.

@LauraSquirrel

4 жыл бұрын

Cheers! That's how things should be.

@georgerobbins3198

4 жыл бұрын

@@LauraSquirrel Thank you!

@cosmicmuffin322

4 жыл бұрын

The uncomfortable fact is that though you are a much moral person, these nutbags are actually much more faithful Christians. More liberal Christians simply cherry pick the parts of the Bible they want to follow (as any decent person would do) - but they're guilty of choosing the bits they want and ignoring the rest. The only way to not be a hypocrite is to discard the whole nasty, evil book, and live your life the way you already do, with empathy, kindness, and according to reality - without the religion.

@SpukiTheLoveKitten75

2 жыл бұрын

We need more Christians like you.

@SpukiTheLoveKitten75

2 жыл бұрын

@@cosmicmuffin322 I see it as "separating the wheat from the chaff", separating the Divine from the Demiurgic. Therefore, "cherry picking" is perfectly fine.

Hello everyone. I know you're all having a good time watching this, and to be sure it is pretty funny. Lol! However, I am one of the unfortunate children that actually astro-projected myself into a Masters of the Universe action figure (It was Trapjaw). Problematically, I was never able to escape my plastic prison and have been on the run from the church authorities these past thirty-five years. I've tried blending into a new life several times, but there is only so much work for a six-inch cyborg with a laser-gun arm that doesn't actually work. Recently though, I have been touring comic-cons. I show up on a Dragon Walker and sometimes even get to ride around betwix the enormous breasts of a Lara Croft fan girl or two. All in all, life as a MOTU action figure isn't all that bad. Save for the times when that rubber cord breaks that holds my legs on and I have to wait weeks for a replacement. Anyway, excelsior!

@andrewblanchard2398

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@chs9999

2 жыл бұрын

Head to a crappy movie production company and you'll be the star of 50 films

@kcharles1149

2 жыл бұрын

two year later correction, sorry to be an asshole grammar nazi.. ... but its astral projection.

@chs9999

2 жыл бұрын

@@kcharles1149 it's not just astral it's not real

@xxxladytbeatzxxx6589

2 жыл бұрын

😎🔥💖🖤💖

It shouldn't have been called "Deception of a Generation". It should have been called "Kids, Stop Having Fun!"

As soon as he brought up the 14 day fast, that automatically told me he was insane out of hunger. I mean fuck, if I fasted for 14 days, I'd probably hear/see voices too.

The only deception going on here are these two misleading Christian soccer moms

Seeing these moral panic types being anti-gun was really jarring.

@billtenth5805

5 жыл бұрын

Meh, only until you realize they where being anti-gun because, "they where thinking of the children!"

@dx1450

4 жыл бұрын

This must have been before the NRA started running the Republican Party like it does now. Now these moral panic types are the ones who are pissed off because stores are removing toy guns.

@crimsondynamo615

3 жыл бұрын

They’re just upset that they aren’t real guns

@wessexfox5197

3 жыл бұрын

Morons of all political/ideological stripes can be anti-gun.

I'd like to see an episode of Young Sheldon where mom watches this video (the Deception one) and gets ridiculously paranoid about everything.

@TheBonkleFox

2 жыл бұрын

Unironically that would be hilarious and better than anything else in the show

@abhinavkarpur7821

Жыл бұрын

This actually happened in the show. Sheldon was told to live like an adult as punishment

As far as the "Ethernia" part, maybe they mixed up Eternia with Etheria, the latter being where the She-Ra cartoon took place.

@jodipearson567

3 жыл бұрын

Was thinking that. Eternia is the world, but Etheria is the area in which I remember She-ra inhabiting

@tylerleach8796

3 жыл бұрын

@@jodipearson567 no, Etheria was a different planet. Though with how many times She-ra crossed over with He-man, you wonder why it didn’t just all take place on Eternia.

If Brad ever brings back DVR-Hell, as in making new episodes, and not re-making the old ones with better quality, and occasionally having a line in there that sounds like how he phrases/delivers his takes on things like this now... He should totally do another video of these two. No way this is their only collaboration, the Gods of both comedy and fail would not allow it.

@StonedGremlinProductions

5 жыл бұрын

There's been three new episodes the past month :)

The 80's really had great toys.

“Our children aren’t dumb enough to eat soap” -brad ~2017

@DreFromMaine8472

Жыл бұрын

But some of them were dumb enough to eat Tide pods, remember that shit?

Saying that The Thirteen ghosts of Scooby-Doo is satanic because of the demons is like saying the Bible is satanic because The Devil is in it. The Devil is the VILLAIN!!!!! You're not meant to root for him, but it doesn't take away the fact that he exists in those stories.

I forgot Brad used to film on Yellow Fruit Roll-Ups

@crimsondynamo615

4 жыл бұрын

I remember when brad would sit on the floor

@crimsondynamo615

4 жыл бұрын

Indy Borgnine the king must return to reclaim the throne

@iceheart862

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, those fruit roll-ups were on clearance and there was an abundance of them plus, they left the room selling wonderful after filming.

My Golden Girls action figures were always doing satanic stuff with my Perfect Strangers action figures ... this is real stuff

@SpukiTheLoveKitten75

2 жыл бұрын

Then that ALF puppet plushie from that Burger King promotion got involved... it got REALLY WILD, then...

@80sman986

2 жыл бұрын

Then my little sisters my little pony toys took pieces of my bedsheet and role played as klan horses. It was concerning

@ChuckD79

Жыл бұрын

LOL...though much as I hate to defend those two nutjobs, Galoob actually did have a 1985 female-geared action figure line called "Goldengirl" (no relation to the sitcom), which likely flopped b/c unlike He-Man and other more successful franchises, it didn't have a tie-in animated series. Would also explain why almost no one remembers it some 35+ years later! 😆

@mrmonty86

Жыл бұрын

I had my G.I. Joe action figure banging Barbie as a kid, and it didn't make me or anyone else have done this as a sexual deviant.

I'm a Christian (a preacher's daughter at that) and I can confirm Brad is right. This is hilarious. While my parents and the majority of people i know weren't this crazy, I did know a few kids who's parents were so strict they weren't even allowed to use the phrase "holy cow" as it was considered cursing. Maybe I just wasn't as much of a dumbass as a kid, but I knew the difference in God and the stories and the Bible, compared to the Lion King and Alvin and the Chipmunks. Also I knew Barbie was plastic and not real. What was real was my mom and her example for me to follow.

@amanoj318

4 жыл бұрын

I had a friend who was not allowed to watch The Smurfs because Gargamel was a practicing sorceror... or wizard.... or whatever the hell he is. Used to think that was a one-off crazy family rule til seeing this. Maybe his parents were followers of this nonsense.

@plawson8577

3 жыл бұрын

I’m Pentecostal and luckily didn’t have Apostolic parents that are controlling and extremely religious so much that they’re nihilistic towards non Christian paraphernalia. That’s this 1985 video in a nutshell.

@johnpatterson4816

2 жыл бұрын

@@amanoj318 True Sorry but I don't beleive in"Boogie Man"Christianity!!! Kids toys and games aren't evil!! And I don't think Satan created D&D either!! "Byron figured Jesus wouldn't mind.Apparently Jesus don't like the Apache.:-Russell Crowe"3:10 to YAWN

@user-do2ev2hr7h

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the thing that irritates me most about stuff like this is that I grew up around a ton of evangelical Christians and stuff like this makes people who don't have a lot of firsthand experience with that community to believe that everyone in it is the worst sort of stereotype. Most Christians are just normal people and good folks and like any large demographic group they have a wide range of views and opinions. Stuff like this just ends up poisoning the dialog from both ends.

@yourmom9951

2 жыл бұрын

I was totally turned on

These suckers really grind my gears. This kind of stuff worked on my mom scaring her into doing things like throwing away and breaking certain video game cartridges and music tapes. I got Altered Beast for the Genesis from my grandparents for a birthday gift and it was mentioned on one of these shows so she yanked it out of my system and literally burned it in our backyard. They had some hardon for He-Man also so I never got to see as a kid. Stuff like this even scared my mom into forcing me from never seeing my best friend back then because she found out we played Dungeons and Dragons and Magic the Gathering at his house. They knew how to rile up parents in the satanic panic listing arbitrary media as satanic to keep parents afraid so they would continue coming back to them for advice, oh and to flash their number on the screen to get money from parents by claiming even that big corporations that make that stuff are actively trying to stop their message and need their help to keep going. What they are doing is what's truly evil.

@X-Cactus

4 жыл бұрын

Dream The Endless As someone who’s been raised to believe a lot of this stuff myself, I really resonate to your story. Many Christians have really done a lot to allow ignorance to flourish in the world. Condemning everything we don’t understand is one.

@PointsofData

4 жыл бұрын

I snuck Harry Potter because my mom thought it promoted witchcraft (which...fair I guess) but my friends were really into it so I wanted to be included She eventually found out but decided to read the books herself Couple years down the line I'm fed up with the HP fandom but my mother still adores it and wants the couple books I didn't have to give her for her birthday lol. Got her an adult coloring book of HP creatures for Christmas, and my brother bought that non-JK HP play script book for her. She was also VERY upset our Christian friends let us watch Lord of the Rings with their kids, before the HP stuff. I dont recall exactly when but she eventually found out C.S. Lewis and J.R.R Tolkien were friends, and BOTH Christian, and now doesnt remember getting upset about LoTR. ("What? But hes Christian!") I think I only skidded by with these as major incidents because my parents were also Trekkies. Sci fi isnt far from fantasy so... Sorry to hear you had a worse time of it. Really sucks that people would think their own parents are trying to poison their children or something. EDIT: she also adored/adores Scooby Doo now that I think of it...and Looney Toons was fine. Weird things she decided to take issue with.

@zackschilling4376

4 жыл бұрын

I remember bringing MTG cards to school and the teachers freaking out - public school btw, and not in the best neighborhood. To them, it was like gambling (cuz cards) and DnD combined and their heads exploded. It was 1994 so we werent too far removed the satanic panic of the 80s. I found it so ridiculous cuz MTG kept me and my friends out of trouble, and teaches you anything and everything that something like Chess does. My parents never had a problem with any of that stuff, thank goodness. No freaking out about Mortal Kombat or anything like that. I wish I still had those cards though.

@theseousthomas6547

4 жыл бұрын

My parents were the same way back then.. My mom would change the damn channel every time Momra said ancient spirits of evil.. Same as my brained washed parents thought KISS stood for Knights or Kids in satans service.. Man just pisses me off just thinking about it..and its because of losers like these two stupid clowns

@judsonsnell

4 жыл бұрын

"having some kind of hard-on for he-man...." let me just stop you right there a second...

"They choose what they wanna hear, don't tell a lie. They just leave out the truth as they're watching you die. They're saving the souls by taking your money. Flies around shit, bees around honey." - Holy Smoke, Iron Maiden.

@lordsomethingorother290

5 жыл бұрын

Thou shall not quote Iron Maiden songs on this Christian program, especially the ones that aren't very good.

@danielramsey6141

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordsomethingorother290 Very good shit.

@isaacgleeth3609

4 жыл бұрын

Send me money, send me green. Heaven you will meet. Make a contribution, and you'll get a better seat. "Leper Messiah" by Metallica.

@theblocksays

2 жыл бұрын

Televangelism, Metal's favorite punching bag in the 80s and some of the 90s: kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y3ebmJaFlpS3YJs.html (because Brad was wearing a Beavis & Butthead shirt)

He-Man has a Cross on his chest....he is a goodie goodie 2 shoes prince that transforms to barbarian looking superhuman with qualities of a shinning knight. In one of the shows lessons of the day they tell you if you have a friend that uses drugs(DANGEROUS DRUGS LIKE Cocaine) if you use drugs you should look for help talk to your parents, your teacher or your minister or rabbi. Even in the Christmas special Skeletor a literal bone head of Dark magic has been influenced by the spirit of Christmas teaching kids ''Hey you know what not everyone is bad to the bone'' but yeah i think these guys scared people in buying their DVD's took that money and bought wasted it on Drugs.

@mightyfilm

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, and wasn't Jesus Christ actually mentioned by the 2 Earth children in the Christmas special?

@antatomik

5 жыл бұрын

@@mightyfilm Dude I honestly don't remember but I gotta recheck it on their KZread channel.

@Meximagician

5 жыл бұрын

He-Man is basically Samson with more clothes and a sword instead of the jawbone of a -Gary Greenwald- jackass.

@isaacgray2909

5 жыл бұрын

Shh. Make sure not to tell them about Simon Belmont.

@BloodrealmX

5 жыл бұрын

Skeletor's Christmas spirit actually made him MORE POWERFUL, too! He took out a giant battlecruiser in one shot, all because he wanted to save the children!

Damn, if they reacted to the old She-Ra like this, today’s She-Ra would melt their little brains.

@bthsr7113

4 жыл бұрын

How exactly would one dispose of rancid bible humper brain goo? Asking for a friend.

@cavejohnson4306

4 жыл бұрын

Are you sure they’re even still alive?

@BaronVonQuiply

3 жыл бұрын

I think it's funny that the next generation of pearl clutchers is upset that they don't find her sexy enough. It's almost as if they're just a bunch of busy-bodies who enjoy being angry at nothing.

@fatalrob0t

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure new she-ra melts brains from being terribly written.

@theblocksays

2 жыл бұрын

@@fatalrob0t Yeah, "We must demand that Hordak agree to our cease fire, so we can have our PROM!" Not making that up.

I’m a Christian and even I’m not that strict. I love Quentin Tarantino for Pete’s Sakes!

The biggest problem for these geniuses is they can't figure astral projection, witchcraft, mind control, levitation, etc. Are not real. It reminds me this Jack Chick comic about D&D where teen players learned real spells. Basically they're out of touch with reality. Strange because, as a kid, I knew pretty well that I could swing my plastic sword as much as I wanted, it wouldn't change my mom's grumpy dog into an armored battle dog. These guys should have been in Dr Phil's show instead of making their own.

@fenriz218

5 жыл бұрын

Well, I'm from a generation that still had adds for sea monkeys, learn-how-to-Kung Fu-manuals and x-ray glasses in comic books. All which I called bullshit on, as soon as I had learned how to spell... these guys obviously ordered and "believed"... :/

@Hachizukatenzo

5 жыл бұрын

@@fenriz218 Hey I had sea monkeys and they survived in their little plastic tank for years. Even long after they finished their food bag. Of course they looked more like little tiny shrimps than what was depicted on the box but still, it was kinda cool.

I'm curious what these fundamentalists think about the Avatar series. That show is steeped 100% in Eastern philosophy and a bit of theology in some manner.

@The_Chef2511

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the second Avatar we see, Korra, goes both ways and ends up with a girlfriend. Oh and don't forget the Red Lotus. Mako kills one of them, another commits suicide, and another has her fucking head explode.

@bthsr7113

4 жыл бұрын

Late, but I'd love to see not only they reactions to the series in concept, but actually having to sit through all of it. It's better at understanding and forgiveness than these guys.

@Rainbowthewindsage

4 жыл бұрын

They'd probably find it to be violent, you know because they wouldn't actually get to the part where Aang refuses to kill the firelord. I think they'd also call Aang's tatoos pagan or something.

@DANINREDDY

3 жыл бұрын

Don't encourage them...

My uncle was a fundamentalist minister back in the '80s. In 1986, around the time I was 5, he - no doubt influenced by Phil Phillips or acolytes of Phillips' propaganda - convinced my mother to throw away my sizeable toy collections of Return of the Jedi, Masters of the Universe, and Thundercats. (Fortunately, my Transformers and G.I. Joe toys were spared, even though they were also targeted by Phillips.) It remains just about the most traumatic experience of my childhood. I remember panicking and hiding any of my new toys from my uncle whenever he visited, lest they, too, be deemed "harmful" somehow. I could never even play with my remaining toys the same way again, always wondering in the back of mind if they were "evil" somehow, and afraid that they could be taken away at any moment like my MOTU, etc. It left such an impact on me, that, to this day, I still feel somewhat uncomfortable being around my uncle or letting him see any of my possessions. (During the 1995 reissue of Star Wars toys, I went crazy trying to recapture the joy of my original collection and amassed a new SW collection which I still own.)

@amanoj318

4 жыл бұрын

Someone owes you a lot of money. >:p

@dreamlandnightmare

4 жыл бұрын

@@amanoj318 To this day, I'm not certain what happened to all those toys. I was told that my ROTJ stuff was given to my cousin, but he didn't want them, so they were kept in the rafters of his dad's garage. Asked about it years later, and they said they gave it away to someone else/didn't remember what happened to them. As far as I know, the MOTU and Thundercats may have just thrown away.

@pamelqtaylor8335

2 жыл бұрын

You have my sympathy, bro.

@johnpatterson4816

2 жыл бұрын

@@amanoj318 "Byron figured Jesus wouldn't mind.Apparenyly Jesus don't like the Apache."-Russell Crowe'3;10 to Yuma'.

I'm Christian and me and my family always loved this stuff. Halloween is also my favorite holiday and I've watched Die Hard every Christmas since I was born. It's also my pastor's favorite Christmas movie.

Their argument would be like watching Infinity War, and claiming that due to Thanos' actions, the movie is pro genocide.

If I saw Phil in a toy store I'd call the police immediately.

@crimsondynamo615

3 жыл бұрын

And no one would blame you, in fact you would be encouraged.

I don't know how Brad can watch these things and not stroke out. Like, just seeing the clips he shows has me holding back bitter rage. 😆😆😆 You're a trooper, Brad. Thanks for taking so many for the team.

@PaceBreaker

5 жыл бұрын

For some, the absurd scare tactic crap that comes out of these people's mouths loops right back to being funny or entertaining. Like someone who smokes watching Reefer Madness and knowing that's nonsense.

@Takeshi357

2 жыл бұрын

@@PaceBreaker Yeah, for some. But the rest of us can't shake the knowledge from the back of our minds that _there are people out there who 100% believe this._

@PaceBreaker

2 жыл бұрын

@@Takeshi357 Personally I'm a little of both. It's funny, then it annoys/angers me as they keep going and then sometimes it goes back to being funny because these kinda of people had to do some ridiculous mental gymnastics to convince people. It's like reading what some of the internet fans of professional wrestling think despite having no hands on experience in the wrestling business.

this one was my favorite DVD-R Hell

Gary and Phil: So they say that the Bible is violent but it was written hundred of years ago. *Jesus walks in* Jesus: Hey guys don't stand up for me stay where you are. Gary: Jesus Jesus: Shut it and listen. Yes the Bible was written Hundreds of years ago but i don't understand is why are you guys constantly on the Old testament and revelations? Phill: I dont - Jesus: I mean was teaching to love someone else besides yourself so bad? I mean I told to everyone who were about to stone Mary Magdalene to death if they believed they had no sin cast the first stone. Phil: And it was the right thing to do Je - Jesus: STF Up Phil an actual adult is talking...Do you know what you are doing? Your telling parents to do the exact opposite of what i teach. Gary: Be fair Jesus...you weren't specific enough... Jesus: Gary before i storm in here i met your grandmother she is a sweet lady but you are making it hard for me not to kick your ass.

@takkycat

5 жыл бұрын

AnΔatomik reminds me of the crucifixion scene in Good Omens. Crowley: "What did he say that's got everyone so angry?" Aziriphale: "Be kind to one another." Crowley *wincing*: "That'll do it."

@takkycat

5 жыл бұрын

Most Deadest Pool of em All. Jesus: "I'm tired of all these motherf***ing bigots on this motherf***ing plane (of existence)!!!"

@elizabethsmith7224

5 жыл бұрын

@@takkycat All of these comments win everything.

@GlassesnMouthplates

4 жыл бұрын

When you think about it, the Old Testament were basically a long buildup on how people ended up being absolute jerks to a point they decided to send a carpenter to his torture and death.

@defrozendonut8715

4 жыл бұрын

The Deadpool Who Chuckles. That needs to be real

My parents are Christians and we live in Alabama. I was able to watch and have He-Man and She-Ra toys. My dad became a minister after I grew up and he took my son to buy Magic the Gathering cards. Go figure🤷🏿‍♀️My husband, son and I are atheists, but it's not an issue with my momma and daddy.

@jbiehlable

5 жыл бұрын

Awww, that's sweet.

@elizabethisbell4072

5 жыл бұрын

I'm from Alabama too. We got watch He-Man and She-Ra. We ate spaghetti after church, while we watched Rambo First Blood! We all turned out ok.

@PaceBreaker

5 жыл бұрын

In other words, it comes down to how the one chooses to practice their faith. It's too easy to simply say that Christianity - or religion as a whole - is all misinformed scare tactic propaganda crafted by greedy, narcissistic sociopaths in order to indoctrinate. That's some cult stuff if I ever heard it.

@jbiehlable

5 жыл бұрын

@@PaceBreaker Join the Epsilon group.> :)

@ladycheyne5607

5 жыл бұрын

@@PaceBreaker According to the book, it should be all you described it was 🤣🤣🤣🤣There are just some folks that took bits and pieces(thankfully) and have committed to not being ball bags to humanity. My mom was also an Easten Star and my daddy was a Freemason. Our family is so weird and I loved it. I knew god needed to kiss my ass when he wanted to demand that I love him over my parents. Kick rocks, god, and eat a big one🤣

Thanks deception of a generation for making me want to buy all those he man toys. Best toy commercial ever

I wonder if Eagle's Nest's Ministries has anything in common with Hitler's Eagle's Nest

@danielramsey6141

4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't be too far off.

@tomservo5007

3 жыл бұрын

@James Patrick check the timestamps sporto

Phil Phillips wrote books about the evil of Saturday morning cartoons. He also loves to wear plastic wigs that make Devo envy.

I would love to see the Toy Story about the toys in these guys' rooms.

Oh man this brings back memories. I knew sooo many people that went to this extreme! Worked in my favor once. The after school program let us watch cartoons. Boys wanted TMNT, girls wanted MLP. Teachers sided with the girls because Turtles was too violent. But then i pointed out that Ponies had 'magic' and we won! It was the day I learned how to use a rigid system against itself, religion in particular. That came in handy when I became a born again atheist.

A staff? Didn’t Moses have a staff that turned into a snake? Demonic.

@Shadowsamaman

Жыл бұрын

Moses knew how to cast sticks to snakes

@aaronanderson8268

Жыл бұрын

100 points for the win lol

@sorrenblitz805

Жыл бұрын

It's okay when God does it

The snake being Satan wasn't in the bible. That was only mentioned in the book "Paradise Lost".

@RileyRivalle2

5 жыл бұрын

@Phillip But that would mean God is fallible, and able to be tricked. Quick, we must come up with a way to cover this up, before people start questioning their blind faith in a fairy-tale! How about, uh... "It's all part of God's ultimate plan we just can't understand"?

@jakublulek3261

5 жыл бұрын

Which they obviously never read. Like most Christians. But you know, very few communists ever read Das Kapital. That is why communism is still popular.

@SegaDream131

5 жыл бұрын

A Serpent is not the limbless belly crawler you call a snake today, the Serpent was a feathered winged creature.... Fools.....

@Mate397

5 жыл бұрын

@@jakublulek3261 Calling it "popular" is way too generous, a handful of idiots wanting to establish it against the will of the majority is anything but being popular.

@jakublulek3261

5 жыл бұрын

@@Mate397 I hope you are right. I really don't wanna be jailed again by them.

I've watched this video several times and just realized that these men have a problem with any toy that allows girls to do anything beyond be a mommy or cooking.

I’m surprised these clowns didn’t try to say Optimus prime was just like Jesus.

@drakkenmensch

5 жыл бұрын

They would have needed to watch more than five minutes of Transformers to realize that.

@cyrussoxlegion

5 жыл бұрын

Drakkenmensch Silverflare Or they could’ve just heard it secondhand which isn’t entirely out of the realm of possibility.

@drakkenmensch

5 жыл бұрын

@@cyrussoxlegion Most of what Rich and Gary think feels second hand. Not a single original thought in their skulls, is there?

@DarkseidJoshua

5 жыл бұрын

Optimus Jesus Prime

@adeer87

5 жыл бұрын

Optimus Christ

Phil: The Lord directed me to go on a 14 day fast and during this fast I did something unusual I walked into a toy store Are you sure you were in a toystore Phil, and not a hospital because you passed out from not eating?

20:30 Ah yes, Golden Girl and the Guardians of the Gemstone, Galoob's answer to She-Ra. That's a doll line I haven't seen in forever.

"The LAWD gave a raging CLUE! My clue pointed me to the toy store, alerting me to the lil' muscle'y blue skeleton man an' those furry little trunks of his."

@andrewblanchard2398

4 жыл бұрын

PHIL had a BIG RAGING CLUE SOUTH PARK HARDLY BOYS reference

@theblocksays

2 жыл бұрын

Also gotta say that Phil looks like he did NOT make it through the 90s okay, the era of Marilyn Manson and Power Rangers after all!

The only thing these kids shows were "progaming" into your brain is the want to buy plastic men, women, animals, robot and all in between.

Id just like to point out two things that I'm sure I already did on other versions of this; 1) there is absolutely a christian martial arts demographic, which is catered to with things such as groups and books and forums. My father ran a Christian aikido club for kids at our church for awhile where my mom read from a martial arts prayer book (I wish I could remember the name) and has been interested in various martial arts and the philosophies behind them for as long as hes been religious. 2) As someone who grew up with Barbie as a major role model for herself, I never noticed her "perfectness" or compared her to myself physically until I started hearing people talk about the epidemic of girls starving themselves to look like Barbie. I know there are girls who genuinely want to look like Barbie, but Id argue that the issue started the other way around; they had issues to start with, and Barbie unintentionally exasperated them. After all, her hips were crafted so small to help tiny hands keep hold of her figure and get her clothes on and off.

@cocolime6496

5 жыл бұрын

You mean exacerbated?

@Rainbowthewindsage

4 жыл бұрын

I was telling my dad (who grew up catholic) about this video and he told me about one of the priests at the church who got a black belt. Apparently, my dad's friend from school who got along with this priest decided to scare said priest as a joke, and got grabbed by the throat and almost punched before the priest recgonized him (it was dark outside). So basically, if priests can get black belts I'm pretty sure martial arts are fine.

@julieporter7805

2 жыл бұрын

I liked the different careers Barbie had and that even though she had Ken as a boyfriend, she never married him. It showed that girls can grow up to have any job and didn't have to be married. One of the first I liked was Day to Night Barbie where she was an office worker and the power suit changed to an evening gown. Now I'm hoping for Editor Barbie, Book Reviewer Barbie, or Librarian Barbie. You'd bet I'd buy her.

"In God's economy, children are very important." Wait, God deals in the child slave trade?!

@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer

5 жыл бұрын

He does love the blood of children.

@kabelsalad8380

4 жыл бұрын

No, no, no, of course not. It's just that, in Heaven, children are a form of currency.

@memorra

4 жыл бұрын

His most valuable commodity.

@Dragonking1984

4 жыл бұрын

BloodrealmX why not ask some of the pastors? See the looks you get from the alter boys

@The_Chef2511

4 жыл бұрын

...you didn't get the memo that the virgin Mary was supposedly around 14 when she got knocked up by a god?

I can see it before my eyes. Ryan, Dave, Snob & the gang making a propaganda feature in grandmas house. She pops her head in and ask if they want Soda and Cookies. Yes childhood a simpler time in some aspects.

BTW, anyone seen "Power of Grayskull: The Definitive History of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe" Turns out that these 30 minute toy based TV shows were illegal until the Reagan Administration....someone who Gary and Phil probably prayed to as much as God

I remember that story about the kid in the parking lot proclaiming He-Man more powerful than god, except when I heard it, it was Superman. I'm beginning to think these guys are just making this stuff up.

@elizabethsmith7224

Жыл бұрын

Even so why is that bad they're kids.

I'd love for you to do the Law Enforcement Guide To Satanic Cults its EPIC its Brilliantly insane

@reincarnatedwolfgod

5 жыл бұрын

I never heard of that until now but if it’s as stupid as the title makes it sound like then I agree brad should do a video on it.

@dragonmaster613

5 жыл бұрын

TheThinkingAtheist showed a bit of that in his speech about the Satanic Panic. It was hilarious, Snob would love the possible Boner jokes!

@Greenwood4727

5 жыл бұрын

@@dragonmaster613 oh it is AMAZING, at the end the "host" actually has a living female in a bikini that he drew pentagrams on, to let law enforcement know what to look for.. even the guests are amazing..

@dragonmaster613

5 жыл бұрын

@@Greenwood4727 that is the part I saw in the aforementioned speech.

@Greenwood4727

5 жыл бұрын

@@reincarnatedwolfgod it is AMAZING, the host is a cop/pastor, theres a copy on youtube. its a must watch.. Eric Pryor is the other main guest and.. WOW just WOW

Saying that "The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo" promotes evil magic is kinda like saying "Because I Got High" glorifies drug use.

A friend of mine had to get rid of all his toys because of this bullshit. His mother thought she was supporting devil worship by buying these toys; she was fanatical unfortunately for him. I always wondered where some people got these stupid ideas. Lets not forget that alot of cheap low budget parents used this bullshit as an excuse not to buy toys as well. Thanks for putting this video up!

"Oh, shit, Phil. I think someone is stealing your car."

They just looked at the phrase "distinguish fantasy from reality" and went "yeah, I know what that means"

If Phil and Gary hated She-Ra of the 80s, I bet they’d have a heart attack over Netflix She-Ra.

watching that opening, my mind wants to hear the Unsolved Mysteries music and Robert Stack talking.

I'm so glad these ( expletive deleted ) didn't see "Ultraman" in the late 1960's. That was a mind blowing show. Also gave me an insight into Japan and a love for higher thought. Mmmm loved Fuji ( the female on the show ).

@johnroche

Ай бұрын

Hell, if they saw the scenes of crucifixion in Ultraseven or Ace, their heads would probably implode.

@mgrzx3367

Ай бұрын

@@johnroche I got to see the "66 series in 1970, on a UHF tv channel. After 39 episodes, the channel brought us "Johnny Sako's Flying Robot". The day the kaiju died.

Oh yes. My favorite Looney Tunes character, Donald Duck.

we watched this at home when i was a kid, before we went to church. so glad i got out of that flaming ball of lunacy.

Thank you for putting this up, Brad! This is one of my favorites from the old days lmao

So they talk about children being corrupted by violence and the occult in cartoons yet his final words are about spreading the blood of a crucified god all over every person in your family.

@HereComesPopoBawa

5 жыл бұрын

Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug!

@indumatipngtuber2790

5 жыл бұрын

It's not a proper Christian scare film without them doing an exorcism with the blood of Jesus at the end!

@HereComesPopoBawa

5 жыл бұрын

@@indumatipngtuber2790 War is menstrual envy!

@Rainbowthewindsage

4 жыл бұрын

@@HereComesPopoBawa cognitive dissonance is only if one feels guilty about their hypocrisy and I don't see them feeling guilty.

The entire time I was waiting for Psalty and Colby to burst in out of nowhere and do a musical number

I dunno why, but I just love the sentence "It includes astral projection to the evil zone." Does the bible describe what the evil zone is, too?

@Targisvear

4 жыл бұрын

In the same chapter The competition between God and Skeletor to be Master of the Universe of Paul's Letter to Incoherents.

Gotta love how Phill Phillips pronounces occult as "Uh-Calt"

Lol occultic isn’t a real word. The -ic is completely redundant!

@koenvandamme6901

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe he's talking about an occult tick. Those things are pretty evil after all.

@mikeoxlong1395

5 жыл бұрын

@@koenvandamme6901 One of those bit me once... i was trippin' balls for 3 days straight.

@NobodyCaresALot

5 жыл бұрын

It is a real word, it's an adjective actually.

@Rainbowthewindsage

4 жыл бұрын

@@NobodyCaresALot -ic is added on to the end of words to make in an adjective. Occult is already an adjective, so it's redundant.

@Djeispark

4 жыл бұрын

*It's like saying "Evil-ish-ish"*

Remember, if you cast spells with imagination, it's the same as doing it for real!

@wjzav1971

5 жыл бұрын

yey!

@indumatipngtuber2790

5 жыл бұрын

@@wjzav1971 That's why when I cast Magic Missile, I can cast it in real life!

@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer

5 жыл бұрын

*uses imagination* Must...make...pokemon...real!

@indumatipngtuber2790

5 жыл бұрын

@@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer Uses imagination. Must...make...anime...real!

@dx1450

4 жыл бұрын

No, it's not, else my older sister would have become a toad.

"This season on Netflix's 'The Toys That Made Us...Satanic!'"

Darth Vader looking like Odin? Now I've heard everything

@a.jlewissonicski5278

2 ай бұрын

And Odin look like God. See!

Eric Trump hasn't aged a day... physically or mentally. No idea why he hates He-man so much, probably ate some of the slime.

@carybeweary7209

2 жыл бұрын

Daddy Donny would never buy him the toys