I love how Bibleman's power is just that his prayers actually work.

@TheAllSeeingEye2468

3 жыл бұрын

well thats cause he's white. and american

@kenthuang436

2 жыл бұрын

And the villains that he fights are also such lame threats to society as a whole that a morbidly obese mall cop on a Segway could stop them.

@autobotstarscream765

2 жыл бұрын

By the Elder Gods!

@alexmoon3844

2 жыл бұрын

A dnd cleric basically

@mrlaz9011

2 жыл бұрын

@@kenthuang436 so, paul blart stronger than bible man confirmed?

I love it how bibleman tackles first world problems instead of actually helping out with serious issues.

@germanvisitor2

6 жыл бұрын

It is a lot saver and more comfortable that way.

@faithbunker70

4 жыл бұрын

Well, he is BIBLEman, after all.

@plaguedoctormasque8089

4 жыл бұрын

@@germanvisitor2 Grammar become Farmiliar plz

@Nocturnalux

3 жыл бұрын

@Sheldon Cooper So basically, like I said, he's completely useless.

@kenthuang436

2 жыл бұрын

Even Arm Fall Off Boy And Zan of the Wonder Twins are more useful than Bibleman when it comes to saving the world and that’s just sad.

♪Ever found a book that has everything? From hidden treasures to battles and kings♪ ♪You can take a trip to lands unexplored; and meet up with heroes that fight with a sword♪ ♪Suspense and excitement, if that's what you need. Then I've got a book here they you've gotta read♪ That's not the Bible, that's the Lord of the Rings.

@TheSpawnfan

8 жыл бұрын

+ECL28E or A Song of Ice and Fire

@artistwithouttalent

8 жыл бұрын

+TheSpawnfan Nah, not enough gratuitous fucking.

@GalanDun

8 жыл бұрын

+ECL28E I made this joke a while ago on one of the unofficial uploads.

@artistwithouttalent

8 жыл бұрын

***** I really think the Bible has more in common with the Chronicles of Narnia.

@GalanDun

8 жыл бұрын

artistwithouttalent Less plot holes than The Bible too

I can't wait for Captain Bible v Bibleman: Dawn of Great Schism

@Force-hiddenmasquerade

7 жыл бұрын

hell yeah i would watch that

@jeremyriley1238

7 жыл бұрын

Meh, I prefer Bibleman Vs. Bible Dude: New Testament Of Faith

@phantomzone2725

7 жыл бұрын

"Tell me. Do you pray? You will!"

@planescaped

7 жыл бұрын

Which one is the one that was made solely to coup political power, and which one is the one made solely to control the masses? Really that describes both Catholicism and Orthodoxy... >__>

@ssbbdudes

6 жыл бұрын

It was a good popcorn flick, but The Gerbert cameo was unnecessary

I worked at King's Island, an amusement park in Cincinnati one year in the early 2000s and this guy was supposed to make an appearance but cancelled at the last minute. Had tons of kids dressed up like him crying, and since they'd gotten tickets to the show through their churches we couldn't give them refunds, just told them to contact their church (I worked at the Customer Service/Bitch and Moan counter. Was a crazy day that I hadn't thought about in years!

@chayden153

5 жыл бұрын

Damn why'd he cancelled?

@ryancoulter4797

4 жыл бұрын

Cheyenne Hayden Relapse and has to call his sponsor

@verycool8517

2 жыл бұрын

@@chayden153 Maybe he was caught behind on something, I think

It's funny how the bible has things in it that you'd only find in R rated movies nowadays and yet it's deemed okay for kids to read. What a weird world we live in.

@troin3925

7 жыл бұрын

PKMN37 Same goes for Scary Stories to Tell in Dark and the Grimm fairy tales (though the latter is more cartoony), the former has cannibalism, murders (including children), decapitations, gore with tons of blood, nightmarish, surreal imagery (some of which have _nothing_ to do with the actual stories). The Goosebumps book "I Live in your Basement," includes psychological horror, kids turning inside out, vomiting organs in explicit detail, constant dreams within dreams that blur reality and a doctor describing a process of how they're going to remove a kid's brain.

@banananutduckbread1279

7 жыл бұрын

Y'know, for kids!

@TheBonkleFox

5 жыл бұрын

@@troin3925 remember that "weenies" series of stories? That shit was fucking horrifying, now that i reflect on it.

@elizabethsmith7224

4 жыл бұрын

Most kid bibles are very toned down, the stories are mostly the really famous ones without the killing..mostly

@WikiSorcerer

2 жыл бұрын

Usually it's the people who think the Bible should be read to toddlers who are the ones trying to enforce "family-friendly" standards onto those R-Rated movies.

Spider-Man says that with great power comes great responsibility. Bibleman, as a role model, is in a position of power over the hearts and minds of his child audience... and what he does with that power is completely irresponsible.

@WillieManga

6 жыл бұрын

Bobsheaux There was later a freaking cartoon based off this TV show, and it is even more irresponsible.

@PlanetZoidstar

6 жыл бұрын

Must be a Bobsheax!

@Seanatonin

6 жыл бұрын

These are are way better than A & O franchise and the Airstended Budiverse, (which I apologize for dragging you kicking and screaming to review some of those films. But we got to hear Kaitlyn Maher singing on your show) combined

@bijanthegr91

6 жыл бұрын

Well, Bonsheaux, it could've been worse. He could easily say: if you see a gay, beat them to death, or tell little girls they shouldn't go to planned parenthood clinics, if they get raped. Though, I still agree, this is irresponsible, but it could be much worse...eeww, just thinking about how it could be worse is making me shiver.

@NightridewithNikki

5 жыл бұрын

Hi Bobsheaux, fancy seeing you here

With the wave of Christian movies these past years, where's the gritty reboot of Bibleman for kids and teens?

@jaketucker2559

4 жыл бұрын

For a time I thought it was the Joel sheumocker version... I was a stupid kid back then

@bluubandette8871

2 жыл бұрын

Disney already symbolizes christianity throughout its older movies. And they didn't have to try so hard and reach kid's expectations

@bluecoin3771

Жыл бұрын

I have a good idea for it: Bibleman vs. Quran King.

"I don't want to say anything bad about child actors, but I will. They suck." -CinemaSins.

I used to like Bibleman as a kid. I even met the actor who played the new guy once! I was so excited! I showed him some pictures I took of the live show they were putting on and he even saw a picture of my cat and said, 'You got a nice looking cat there.' It was so cool! I still have the shirt he autographed somewhere. Nowadays Bibleman is a bit more of a guilty pleasure, especially the later Willie Aames episodes, but I'd still probably let my kids watch it. If I had kids that is.

@ALonelyWeeaboo

7 жыл бұрын

the guy who played the new Bibleman actually went to my old church

@WillieManga

6 жыл бұрын

The Shady Reviewer I would too if not for one problem; the child actors are boring as sin, (get it?) which is a shame because of how wild the scientist is. I wanted more of him. From now on, I want more Binding of Isaac style bible related media.

@Shades14

6 жыл бұрын

A Lonely Weeaboo That's awesome!

@karkatvantas2563

Жыл бұрын

Well.......I guess..... someone...... Somewhere......had to unironicaly like this shit....... I guess........

One consistent thing you will almost always see in Christian kids media no matter what the gimmick is. There will usually be a pack of kids somewhere in it performing a sing song with bad choreographed dancing or movements. Usually the whole show will be based around it. You will see kids doing a show somewhere in there. The guy who plays the villain in the First several episodes of Bibleman is VERY entertaining. It's the same guy playing all the villains and he's hilarious, talented and he looks like he's really having a blast with the whole thing. He's the one to watch these movies for.

@mets2128

5 жыл бұрын

BlackburnBigdragon outside of the Gossip Queen

@geoffreyrichards6079

11 ай бұрын

Well… except for the animated media.

4:11 "You know these children and you know their hearts. And I just thank you for their desire * to be used by you. *" *spits out water* WTF!!!

I love how cheerful Brad is outside of the Cinema Snob persona.

@kenthuang436

2 жыл бұрын

Well he does have to suffer watching extremely horrible and badly written movies all the time....

Bibleman needs to have a dark gritty post-apocalypse reboot where he gets into a lightsaber duel with the Anti-Christ played by Kirk Cameron.

It's older videos like this that make realize that I really miss the old Spoony.

@williamcool3560

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Dr Insano was Lit af.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

6 жыл бұрын

I miss pre-ultima Spoony's.

@outsidercain3038

5 жыл бұрын

"I'm so hyped for his movie !" - no one is saying

@jailcatjones3250

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks to lupa not taking a joke we will never see him again

@DreFromMaine8472

Жыл бұрын

@@jailcatjones3250 He still streams gameplay on his channel for his Live Wire series. He isn't dead, despite what so many of his haters would have you believe. And as for that Lupa thing, he officially confirmed that she didn't get him fired, and they apologized to each other a long time ago. It's old news and it sucks that so many people can't let go of the past and just forget about it annd move on. Goddammit!

Look, I'm gonna be honest. Once Bibleman got a budget and decided to start ripping of Star Wars and Power Rangers, it got kind of awesome.

@MrPiccoloku

6 жыл бұрын

No. It got unintentionally hilarious at its best few moments, and the rest were cringeworthy, obvious propaganda

@yourmother7052

6 жыл бұрын

That still sounds awesome.

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225

6 жыл бұрын

The J-Walker Though the Full-Armor sequence was way faster in this version...

@mets2128

5 жыл бұрын

Blackheartzero, the Underground Song Critic well that’s because he didn’t have it stored in a chamber under his estate

@autobotstarscream765

2 жыл бұрын

The popular opinion tends to go the other way, that it was funnier at the start when it was Willie Aames trying to be Adam West's Batman and declined when he was replaced with a new Bibleman and the show went full Power Rangers. 😂

Watch out for Bibleman in Avengers: Infinity War on Christmas!

@redcomet_622

6 жыл бұрын

Shani Atreyu Starring Kirk Cameron

@Astolfo2001

2 жыл бұрын

And David A.R. White, Miss Velma, and Estus Perkle

@artbargra

Ай бұрын

@@Astolfo2001 I would pay top dollar to see David AR White joining the Avengers.

Oh mercy, I remember watching this when I was in the HIGH SCHOOL group at my church. Thank goodness it didn't last long.

The show tries to take itself seriously later on and honestly it's totally harmless and fun to watch. It becomes more like Batman mixed with 90s-early 2000s cheese ball TV shows with sub-par effects and a guy that spews Bible knowledge. It's quite the experience.

@Bi_scotti_5

8 жыл бұрын

He even uses a lightsaber at one point. I could not make this up if I tried.

you can tell this is 8 thousand years old because Spoony actually does something in it

I have to give Willie Aames credit. Back in 2001, he did an Interview about Bibleman, and said ok for people to thinks silly and stupid.

@kenthuang436

2 жыл бұрын

Willie Aames seems to be less judgmental and preachy than Kirk Cameron.

@autobotstarscream765

2 жыл бұрын

@@kenthuang436 That's why he's best Bibleman, he actually has a sense of humor about it like Adam West had about his performance as Batman. 😎

3:24 "Hey, kids, open up. I've got my hands full!" I'd busted out laughing before Snob even made the joke.

remember kids! Science and Satan both start with the same letter.

@ginnrollins211

5 жыл бұрын

Same with Soccer.

@rainworldenthusiast

5 жыл бұрын

*gasp* *_SAME WITH SEX_*

@raylazerman8240

5 жыл бұрын

Does this mean that Santa's evil too?

@kenthuang436

4 жыл бұрын

And so does safety and superhero and stranger and sanity and Saturday and Sunday and Scripture!

@autobotstarscream765

2 жыл бұрын

Same with Scorpion...that means he's the chosen one, only he can save us from the Evil-Doers Club!

Oh No! Bibleman Dies in Infinity War!

_Ever found a book, that has everything_ _From hidden treasures to battles and kings_ _Suspense and excitement, if that's what you need_ _than I've got a book here that you gotta read_ _You can take a trip, to lands unexplored_ _and meet up with heroes and fight with your sword_ _Some call it the good book, some call it the word_ _the greatest story you've ever heard._ Christ, I didn't know that the "Song of Ice and Fire" fanbase starts out *that* young!

@wjzav1971

4 жыл бұрын

@Brian Hebert That's of course also a possibility.

between this and Brutalmoose's Captain Bible review I'm convinced Bible themed superheroes are a doomed concept as no one can make asking someone else to fix your problem look cool, but who is more incompetent Captain Bible with not being able to recall a single verse of the book he's named after, or Bibleman for not only failing to defeat a single enemy but also not even helping the kids short of showing up? you decide.

@Shades14

9 жыл бұрын

zach krake Captain Bible, because at least Bibleman can remember the freaking verses and wields a lightsaber.

@kgurlreader

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah I have to agree, Captain Bible somehow blows it even harder. Bibleman's costume is *slightly* cooler, and at least he has a fight scene that involves more than just reading off an iPad.

@docdave15

9 жыл бұрын

+zach krake Um The Super Best Friends. Hello? lol

@zachkrake7169

9 жыл бұрын

+johnhamilton08 I'm assuming you're referring to the podcast discussion that cranky turned into an animation where Jacob wrestling the angel was decided to be the best bible protagonist, I see your point but I'm talking more where the bible itself is a focus not a specific story otherwise I would include Doc Samson, I know he's "science" based but it even has the cutting hair aspect, although would the bible weapon in Castlevania make the users of them included as well? discuss

@docdave15

9 жыл бұрын

I'm referring to the South Park episode where major religious figures form a Super Friends like group. I'm joking around

I wonder how many people apperciate that new world video T shirt.📼

"You're wearing out your welcome, Miles ... and Willie Aames." I don't care how many times I rewatch this, that line cracks me up. XD

"Couldn't you just go to the mall, like a normal person?" Must... resist... How I Met Your Mother... reference... LET'S GO TO THE MALL... TODAY! Damn it!

@elizabethsmith7224

4 жыл бұрын

Today..today..today

the cameo of Dr. Insano at the end still makes me laugh.

@ffejgib

Жыл бұрын

I miss Spoony a lot.

I never heard of Bibleman until I saw some DVDs of the show for sale in a second-hand shop nearby. I'm thankful I didn't. I don't know what I would've thought of it as a kid, but I'm glad I have no childhood memories of it.

I always found it amusing when religious stuff like this tried to be cool with its Saved by the Bell font.

@phantomzone2725

7 жыл бұрын

And the superhero talking like Adam West

Brad's lucky; both RoboCop toys I owned as a kid fell apart within the first week of playing with them. And I wasn't even playing rough with them!

3:28 Ironic that a character named Miles sounds like Sonic the Hedgehog

I can see an argument between this show and current God movies. (God's Not Dead): Your show is dumb and corny. (Saving Christmas): Yeah. (Bibleman): Maybe so, but at least I'm not full of crap.

@kenthuang436

2 жыл бұрын

And Willie Aames isn’t as preachy as Kirk Cameron and actually has a sense of humor about how ridiculous Bibleman was and doesn’t mind people riffing the show.

Now we need a crossover between Bibleman and Devilman

At least the dungeon scene has decent black metal intro music.

This is probably the only show where a deus ex machina is rather appropriate.

This makes the "Mickey Mouse Club" look like "The Rocky Horror Picture Show".

I FUCKING LOVE BRAD JONES!! I don't always agree with everything Brad says, but videos like this and "Rock it's Your Choice" makes me love him!! Even when I disagree with some of the things he says, he's ALWAYS entertaining. Sometimes his sarcasm is so thick I fear I may physically drown in it. LMAO

Charles in Charge of our God and our souls!

I was just watching The Bible Reloaded riff on this not too long ago.

@Shades14

9 жыл бұрын

Cosmic Movie Nerd Which just happens to be in the related videos. Well, I know what I'm watching next.

Alright Jones, you sold me. I'm going to watch Cut and Run right now.

Wow, for a split second there I actually forgot phone books existed when he said "Telephone books".

Still waiting for that new gritty reboot: Bibleman vs Quran King.

Rewatching some classic youtube and forgot Brad had hair once :P Is 80's Dan not on youtube?

God. I miss Spoony. Ego-inflated? Yes. Talented and Funny? Also Yes.

I like how Brad makes a joke about this show "probably" not having any cocaine on the set. Having Willie Aames playing Bibleman, I'll bet there was at least some alcohol involved.

@kenthuang436

2 жыл бұрын

This show ironically made Willie become addicted to pain pills. It started after he hurt his back filming an episode and this is why he was eventually replaced.

@aualga

Жыл бұрын

​@@kenthuang436 For real?

@kenthuang436

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah. Aames has mentioned this a few times before. He did have alcoholism when he was younger but was pretty much sober after attending AA meetings for years and then he hurt his back while shooting a scene for Bibleman and things went downhill from there because people with alcoholism have a tendency to quickly become addicted to pain pills if they are given any. It is also why he hasn’t really been in anything since he quit being Bibleman as he became uncastable due to the pills.

I first learned about Bibleman after stumbling across a VHS of his series at my local library. I never borrowed it, nor did I ever watch it, because the name of the title character says it all on why I christian like me should NOT watch something as corny as something called Bibleman. 9:16- Speaking of which, these kids should be singing Robin Sparkles' "Let's Go To the Mall."

It does have musical numbers! An entire part, in fact. Also, Song of Solomon has some of the best lyrics!

9:26-9:33 I blame you for getting this song stuck in my head.

I want to see Bibleman fight crime Old Testament style

@iamkroot6098

5 жыл бұрын

He's back and throwing the first stone. This summer things are about to get hot when bible man burns heretics at the stake. Bible man in, if you don't drown you're a witch.

That maybe the scariest thing you ever reviewed, Brad.

@MaggieOffutt

8 жыл бұрын

I can think of much more scarier movies that are aimed for children things than this that Brad has seen that one movie with the letter "W" all over the title.

@gummyfrankington4930

8 жыл бұрын

Haven't you seen him review Balloon Land?

11:17-11:22 One of the FUNNIEST things I've heard in a LONG time! WOW!

OMG! I saw this on tv once as a kid and I laughed my ass off!

Nice T-shirt. I remember some guy that owned a video store gave me a promotional cap from New World Pictures. It was some tie-in with the film Black Moon Rising as I remember it had that logo on it as well.. such a wonderful cheesy item.. I wish I still had it.

"You're wearing out your welcome, Miles....and Willie Aames." LOLOLOL!!!

the irony is that i'm watching this in a salvation army sponsored community center

I'd like to see where those poor kids singing in the beginning ended up...

The series got better after this tape. There was like 60's camp all the way to the style of the 89 film

Christian kids were playing Nintendo- I know I was kicking demon ass in a game called "Spiritual Warfare". It was a total Legend of Zelda rip-off, and it was actually quite amazing. The bad guys were demon possessed street punks and you defeated them slicing them with the Sword of the Spirit as you collected your bullshit Bible-armor. Even my athetist best friend loved that game!

@timewarriorsaga

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds better than Billy Graham's Bible blaster

@ravinnox2640

5 жыл бұрын

I Remeber playing that at a Christian book store my parents liked to take us too

@Dracobyte

4 жыл бұрын

Also, Act Raiser has religious subtext.

@avremirine8986

3 жыл бұрын

Or Super Noah's Ark 3D.

@bluubandette8871

2 жыл бұрын

There was a demon-possessed punks from a Thriller movie. I can't remember the name but I remember the maneating rats

I'd love to see a full snob review of the later bibleman tapes where they got a bigger budget and stuff those are just ripe with potential jokes

Bibleman had a PC game as well. He should try it.

I lost my shit @ Rick Santorum, then knocked me out with "But what would it look like at the beginning of Caligula?"

Bibleman was my introduction to really bad religious films...THANKS BIBLEMAN!

LOL dude I watched this on TBN a while back it was one of those, "WTF, this is awesome" moments

Because nothing says "ancient biblical pacifist" like putting on an armored leotard and killing villains with a lightsaber. edit: And he doesn't even have his lightsaber in this one. Is the the lame early version before it got entertainingly bad?

@jaketucker2559

4 жыл бұрын

If the Joel Schumacher versions are to be true then apparently that leotard is the fabled armor of god made manifest on earth, too bad it looks awful as both armor and a superhero costume

🎵Some of them want to use God, some of them want to be used byyyyy God...🎵

Last night my internet cut out at the 4:59 mark right after the kid says "It's doggone... interesting." and before it cuts back to Brad, so it was like Bibleman was just infinitely staring at him in disbelief and disappointment.

Lmao, "that's depressing, he realizes he has no powers!"

@kenthuang436

4 жыл бұрын

Even the 70s Justice Friends Aquaman is more useful in saving the world than Bibleman. Yep. It’s official. A man that can talk to fish is a better superhero than Bibleman.

Snob: The Bible doesn’t have musical numbers Me: Andrew Lloyd Webber has done a lot to change that. Give him credit!!

Decepto: "From now on all deception is mine!" Bibleman: "You can't win Decepto!" Hum... win what exactly?

@autobotstarscream765

2 жыл бұрын

@Marshal Marrs So that's how to destroy C'thulhu...

You skipped the overly dramatic intro with Willie Aames crawling around in the mud? How dare you.

I got pureflix ad before watching this

I remember watching this as a kid wow

I first discovered Bibleman when waking up on my friends' couch at 5 am during a visit. I watched it while inhaling 2 fat rails of white on the table.

Totally radical! Bodacious, even!

Did he ever cover the animated Bibleman stuff?

"Good thing they practiced, or they'd sound like shit" is easily my favorite Brad Jones quote of all time.

I grew up with this stuff, Bibleman, Veggietales, and 321 Penguins. I was a dedicated little Christian and even THEN I thought this show was lame as hell

Willie Ames as Miles look like a mixer between Robin Williams & Martin Short. When he becomes Bibleman. Brad is right about his appearance he looks like a mixer between the Phantom & SpongeBob but with the green ranger’s armor & Robocop’s helmet.

Dr. Insano cameo at the end FTW!!!

when that guy said "youuu aaarrre BEATEN!" i thought he was gonna say "youuuu aaarrre the MIDDLE pieeece!!!"

In Yonkers New York they have the Torah tornado! 🦸‍♂️

When I was a kid, we had this one episode in Sunday School (in which Bibleman did "fight" crime) that we had to watch over and over, and I'm sure the entire class was embarrassed by it.

@kenthuang436

4 жыл бұрын

If you mean “fight” as in quoting the Bible until the villain fell asleep from literal boredom from listening to Bibleman drone on and on about something unrelated to the “threat” which was usually something so lame and uninteresting that even an overweight mall cop on a Segway could stop then yes Bibleman *did* fight crime!

@autobotstarscream765

2 жыл бұрын

@@kenthuang436 Paul Blart vs. The Evil-Doers Club!

*ENDGAME SPOILERS* Bibleman defeated Thanos.

I remember seeing this once. It was an interesting series to look at.

I still have all the Willie Aames episodes

"The bible has everything...except musical numbers" I do believe the entire book of Psalms would beg to differ. The vast majority of it was designed as musical numbers

These days, it would have been "Go *twang* Yourself My friend" on the jukebox.

the kid at around 10:00 gives off more of a Marco Rubio vibe.

Please for the love of God, do more of this shows episodes.

The official story is that the producers got tired of Willie Aames' self-referential scripts; however, it was actually because Aames had a bit of a weight problem, and they got tired of the crew calling him "the grape in the cape."

Theres even a cartoon of Bibleman!

@Batman43221

6 жыл бұрын

Just watch South Park instead.

I am famous ! I am in the closing credits of zapped II for about 3 seconds ! * bows*

Yeah the anti-science and political questions are pretty questionable ,but it’s otherwise...harmless, it’s not likely that most kids will pick up on the implications

can you upload the rest of dvd r i hell rather watch them on your actual channel then some one else

I actually watched the show when I was younger. I think I saw the gritty reboot.

Once during a very slow Sunday morning shift, I turned on Bibleman because I was vaguely aware of it and wanted to see what it was like. I remember thinking that if this is what Christians are allowing their kids to watch, their kids are going to grow up dumb.

I'm going to be real, as a kid I actually freaking loved Bibleman. they show it to us in the Sunday school and it was literally the thing I looked most forward to, because I was actually a really big a superhero fan in general so this was just like the cherry on top of slightly boring lecture. Then again I was like 8 so...

@TheBonkleFox

5 жыл бұрын

Superheroes make everything better.