Windy City - The Cinema Snob

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The Cinema Snob reviews Windy City after it finally wins in the polls.

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  • @christopherhazell1856
    @christopherhazell18567 жыл бұрын

    I like how the 80s version of being in a rut in your 30s is "managing a successful nightclub isn't spiritually fullfilling to me." As opposed to the 10s rut, "Working as a Starbucks Barista and living with my parents because rents are enormous here is making me worry about how I'll support myself in my old age."

  • @goldensloth7

    @goldensloth7

    7 жыл бұрын

    I feel ya

  • @DJDEFSTROKE

    @DJDEFSTROKE

    7 жыл бұрын

    Too real... I watch reviews to escape the grim realities of being broke in a world of exponential rent increases. I seriously hope things get better for you.

  • @stuartyd77

    @stuartyd77

    7 жыл бұрын

    Christopher Hazell thing's will get better dude.

  • @vodkabooty

    @vodkabooty

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dude exactly.

  • @thehoosierfortheUK

    @thehoosierfortheUK

    7 жыл бұрын

    Christopher Hazell and not to mention, we just discovered and should've known that women's studies, communications, ethnic studies, and philosophy are super useless majors; so it's either go to law school or continue working at Starbucks.

  • @armjjb5189
    @armjjb51895 жыл бұрын

    "Me and my friends, we had a dream once, life was going to be a great adventure, and we were going to be heroes. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked!"

  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon11753 жыл бұрын

    Is this movie actually a self-insert fanfiction made by a guy whose group of friends is drifting apart because of real-life responsibilities, so he invented a dying friend character that they abandoned because he personally feels abandoned by his friends due to his unwillingness to grow up like they did? It definitely has that feel.

  • @notsyzagts7967

    @notsyzagts7967

    2 жыл бұрын

    Perhaps but that doesn't make it a better movie.

  • @zetetick395

    @zetetick395

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, the director (Armyan Bernstein) IS also the writer... @_@

  • @JeonardShadby505

    @JeonardShadby505

    Жыл бұрын

    I just realized that if texting and e-mail and Facebook existed in 1984 and this guy could keep up with his friends as much as he wanted, this movie wouldn't exist.

  • @FrenchPaul1988

    @FrenchPaul1988

    Жыл бұрын

    I find the mismatch between the portrayals of the characters and the narration telling their fates adds to the fakeness of it.

  • @MintJellyfish-te3bt

    @MintJellyfish-te3bt

    6 ай бұрын

    That seems probably but in this scenarios its just regular fiction writing

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver91357 жыл бұрын

    If you're deaf and can't see very well, you might think this was the weirdest episode of Seinfeld ever, with Jerry visiting a dying Newman in the hospital

  • @JanetStarChild

    @JanetStarChild

    Жыл бұрын

    Didn't Saul's actor play "Bizarro Newman" in that one episode?

  • @MegaManXPoweredUp

    @MegaManXPoweredUp

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@JanetStarChildSo it was Old Newman Vs Newnewman?

  • @JanetStarChild

    @JanetStarChild

    2 ай бұрын

    @@MegaManXPoweredUp Yeah, like Kramer vs Kramer; and I don't mean the movie.

  • @testitestmann8819
    @testitestmann88197 жыл бұрын

    This film is really saul-crushing...

  • @SpeedyEric1

    @SpeedyEric1

    5 жыл бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/oYectqxyYMmpY5c.html

  • @geoffreysorkin5774

    @geoffreysorkin5774

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SpeedyEric1 better yet, kzread.info/dash/bejne/rI6dmaepp7Pgh84.html

  • @megatron6713

    @megatron6713

    3 жыл бұрын

    👏.....👏.....👏.....👏.....👏 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @Mantis42
    @Mantis427 жыл бұрын

    i like the implication that the poster designer didn't watch more than a few minutes of the film and just used the opening quote as the tagline

  • @thenightrider2121

    @thenightrider2121

    7 жыл бұрын

    Mantis42 can't say I would blame him.

  • @johnwitkus
    @johnwitkus7 жыл бұрын

    This movie is what happens when you make Seinfeld a drama.

  • @MrKenichi22

    @MrKenichi22

    7 жыл бұрын

    I guess, Sal looks like Newman.

  • @theblocksays

    @theblocksays

    7 жыл бұрын

    "Sad unfunny discount Wayne Knight" LOL

  • @MrKenichi22

    @MrKenichi22

    7 жыл бұрын

    theblocksays lol, You felt that too?

  • @Jakethesnake1281

    @Jakethesnake1281

    7 жыл бұрын

    I mean, It is a movie about nothing

  • @MrKenichi22

    @MrKenichi22

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jakethesnake1281 So when do we know that its over? *Fairly Odd Parents Joke*

  • @PranksterGL25
    @PranksterGL253 жыл бұрын

    So... "Saul died at night on the NINTH day..." That implies, to me, that they were sailing around the Lake for at least 9-10 days. No wonder nobody was willing to do it, if it was a multiple week trip on the boat to wait for Saul to die. Then did they haul around Saul's body for longer? That is the movie I wanted to see.

  • @The3y3

    @The3y3

    2 жыл бұрын

    They loaded sol into a cannon and fired him at the nearest vessel that dared fly the British colors

  • @black_rabbit_0f_inle805

    @black_rabbit_0f_inle805

    Жыл бұрын

    They weekend at Bernies him

  • @dantemustlivemode
    @dantemustlivemode7 жыл бұрын

    I'm one of the two people who finished the episode, go me!

  • @arthas1173

    @arthas1173

    7 жыл бұрын

    I'm in 5:22 and I'm bored to death. I'm thinking about Wicked City right now, a movie soooooo much better than this for our Brad.

  • @afterburn123456

    @afterburn123456

    7 жыл бұрын

    And I'm the other one

  • @abigailcincotti9109

    @abigailcincotti9109

    7 жыл бұрын

    well there are at least 4 of us......

  • @Real1Gaming

    @Real1Gaming

    7 жыл бұрын

    Count me in

  • @SpeedyEric1

    @SpeedyEric1

    7 жыл бұрын

    Hey, fellas, I finished watching The Cinema Snob's whole review on the movie Windy City. Yaaaaayyyyy.

  • @MrImastinker
    @MrImastinker7 жыл бұрын

    "not gonna make it to the end of the episode" CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

  • @LaydiNite
    @LaydiNite3 жыл бұрын

    Thing is, the Big Chill wasn't just about some random people being sad adults. It was also about the disillusionment of the hippie movement, and how that optimistic worldview gave way to cynicism, and how none of them ended up being the same people they were in their youth. I took it as less "Things were so much better in the old days" and more "What happened to the way we used to be? How did we get where we are now?". Plus, it has an absolutely kick-ass soundtrack.

  • @thesapphireone

    @thesapphireone

    Жыл бұрын

    I agree, even though The Big Chill was a comedy, it never forgot to take the drama in their lives, especially, Alex’s death, seriously and handled it with maturity and sensitivity, on top of having solid performances from all the actors, the comedy itself being very funny, well-timed and delivered, and the characters were loveable with relatable struggles and problems, but Windy City is the 80’s equivalent of First World Problems: The Movie.

  • @afterdinnercreations936

    @afterdinnercreations936

    7 ай бұрын

    Big Chill was "Idealistic hippies turned into boring adults." Windy City is "Boring kids turn into boring adults."

  • @chasformer3091
    @chasformer30917 жыл бұрын

    Here's a little trivia for you about Windy City. The actor who played Sol Josh Mostel, is the son of Zero Mostel, best know for playing Tavye on stage on Fiddler on the Roof, and Max Bialystock from the Producers. He also appeared as a guest on the Muppet show, and died months before the episode aired. And yet what I said was far more interesting than Windy City.

  • @kingdisasterdracula2017

    @kingdisasterdracula2017

    7 жыл бұрын

    I completely agree. Now I'll see this more interesting actor in a later moment.

  • @KasumiKenshirou

    @KasumiKenshirou

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, Brad made a reference to The Producers in this review. I didn't know his Muppet Show episode aired after he died, though.

  • @espeh75

    @espeh75

    7 жыл бұрын

    And Pseudolus in one of my favourite films, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.

  • @Tareltonlives

    @Tareltonlives

    7 жыл бұрын

    Now I'm picturing Zero Mostel going "Son, I am very disappoint!"

  • @kayleighbrown459

    @kayleighbrown459

    7 жыл бұрын

    That episode was creepy...

  • @lornetobwild7343
    @lornetobwild73432 жыл бұрын

    This is the best Snob episode ever....just PERFECTION.

  • @kudzu9132
    @kudzu91327 жыл бұрын

    Music by Jack Nitzsche? "If you stare into Windy City's opening credits, Windy City's opening credits stare also into you."

  • @Tareltonlives

    @Tareltonlives

    6 жыл бұрын

    What does not kill you makes you more musical-Tom Servo

  • @niallfoody97

    @niallfoody97

    6 жыл бұрын

    isn't that the same guy who did a couple of Tarantinos scores

  • @anarchist135

    @anarchist135

    5 жыл бұрын

    A living being seeks above all else to perform their music. Life itself is will to music nothing else matters

  • @markelijio6012

    @markelijio6012

    4 ай бұрын

    Uh, no he didn't. But in the final years of his life, Jack Nitzsche composed both Mermaids (1990) at Sony Pictures and The Crossing Guard (1996) at CBS Films before his death in 2001 cause of cancer.

  • @sexhaie
    @sexhaie7 жыл бұрын

    The Buttercream Gang 2: Windy City- a sequel of unwanted importance.

  • @thehoosierfortheUK

    @thehoosierfortheUK

    7 жыл бұрын

    sexhaie or sexhale or sexhey or whatever the most pointless sequel since Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

  • @DasKame

    @DasKame

    7 жыл бұрын

    The Buttercream Gang 2: Electric Bogaloo

  • @SpeedyEric1

    @SpeedyEric1

    7 жыл бұрын

    The Buttercream Gang 3-D The Buttercream Gang 4: The Revenge The Buttercream Gang 5: A New Beginning The Buttercream Gang 6: The Curse of Pete

  • @jekblom123
    @jekblom1237 жыл бұрын

    Man that was a... like, a really sad 'where are they now' Goonies sequel... where one of them dies... that was awesome...

  • @Puerco-Potter

    @Puerco-Potter

    7 жыл бұрын

    more of them die when he is telling what happend after

  • @bul13ts

    @bul13ts

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's fascinating to see one of these small town boy's club movies set after they've all grown into the most boring adults to ever think their lives were interesting.

  • @MrKenichi22

    @MrKenichi22

    7 жыл бұрын

    jekblom123 Funny, Goonies came put the year this movie did, Was 1984 the year of the sad/togetherness friendship bond movie?

  • @MrKenichi22

    @MrKenichi22

    7 жыл бұрын

    matty I think they both had very depressing endings

  • @MrKenichi22

    @MrKenichi22

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sour Puss That is interesting too

  • @whenthemusicsover6028
    @whenthemusicsover60284 жыл бұрын

    "I hope this review of Windy city was everything that you begrudgingly feared it would be, for all 2 of you that are still watching this episode!" And speaking as one of them, yes. Yes. it most certainly was.

  • @Emanistan
    @Emanistan3 жыл бұрын

    Ironic he started this out warning we wouldn't get through it. This is the most hillarious Cinema Snob episode I've seen yet.

  • @CarozQH
    @CarozQH7 жыл бұрын

    Sadthirtyyearoldsploitation movies are the best 'sploitation movies.

  • @enlightenednormie242

    @enlightenednormie242

    5 жыл бұрын

    (Correction) *Exploitation

  • @EternalGuardian07

    @EternalGuardian07

    4 жыл бұрын

    As a sad 30 year old, I must agree.

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay917 жыл бұрын

    These guys are the worst friends ever.

  • @PandoraDanger
    @PandoraDanger7 жыл бұрын

    Wow, this movie is cinematic Nyquil.

  • @queenoftheharpies8018
    @queenoftheharpies80187 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard when he yelled back at the poster.

  • @redhoodreviews8504
    @redhoodreviews85047 жыл бұрын

    You know a film is boring as hell when the latest update on its wikipedia page acknowledges this review (I'm not kidding). By the way Brad, this review is freaking hilarious.

  • @rickymoen9482

    @rickymoen9482

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not anymore :,(

  • @Bhazor
    @Bhazor5 жыл бұрын

    Saul is history's greatest monster.

  • @BreadHart
    @BreadHart2 жыл бұрын

    I find myself coming back to this episode a lot. Brad is on fire on this video.

  • @falloutlover5443
    @falloutlover54434 жыл бұрын

    I love the scene where he tries to jump the bridge and just flat out doesn't make it. This movie may not deserve a lot of credit, but doing that part differently than how 99% of other movies would have deserves some attention.

  • @ginnrollins211
    @ginnrollins2117 жыл бұрын

    That Stand By Me reference was perfect. I JUST HEARD THAT A GUY WHO LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SAUL STARTED AN ICE CREAM COMPANY WITH HIS BROTHER AND WENT ON A CATTLE DRIVE AND SAVED A LITTLE CALF FROM DROWING!!!! UNFORTUNATELY, HE DIED IN THE PROCESS!!!! *The Rouges* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TwilightfanNumber
    @TwilightfanNumber7 жыл бұрын

    I made it through the whole video and could believe you didn't make a single mention of how Saul was a younger version of George R.R. Martin.

  • @langoknight75

    @langoknight75

    6 жыл бұрын

    or just Gabe Newell

  • @JasonSanders

    @JasonSanders

    6 жыл бұрын

    i was gonna make a Wayne Knight joke but that works too

  • @Launchpad05

    @Launchpad05

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or Newman.

  • @AngelOfIron

    @AngelOfIron

    5 жыл бұрын

    NEWMAN!

  • @brayanargandonaflorentino548
    @brayanargandonaflorentino5486 жыл бұрын

    "Help me I got shot in the chest, somebody call 911!" "Yyyaaaayyyy"

  • @EpicBeard815
    @EpicBeard8157 жыл бұрын

    I spent this entire review waiting for Saul to transform into Wayne Knight

  • @madgang201

    @madgang201

    3 жыл бұрын

    Newman!

  • @Lakitu1134
    @Lakitu11347 жыл бұрын

    "I watched Die Hard as a kid and didn't want to jump off of buildings." You would have if you saw Die Hard 5 as a kid.

  • @Quan10Mack
    @Quan10Mack Жыл бұрын

    The trivia about the capital city of Chicago was so intriguing to Brad that he had to move there to find out more.

  • @goufr3540
    @goufr35407 жыл бұрын

    First we get Phelous reviewing The Fortunate Fawn and now we have Brad reviewing Windy City. These reviews took FIVE YEARS IN THE MAKING.

  • @thenightrider2121

    @thenightrider2121

    7 жыл бұрын

    CWDTrixie it's their Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time

  • @smjaiteh

    @smjaiteh

    7 жыл бұрын

    Runtime: ∞ minutes

  • @petewadesays12

    @petewadesays12

    7 жыл бұрын

    they took five years to maaaaake

  • @joshnickerson83

    @joshnickerson83

    7 жыл бұрын

    Is Windy City replacing Rich Evans?

  • @FlickorTreatProductions

    @FlickorTreatProductions

    7 жыл бұрын

    Not really. It hasn't even been a year since the Independence Day episode and that was when Brad first mentioned Windy City.

  • @courtneyhoward2370
    @courtneyhoward23707 жыл бұрын

    I literally read all of the comments section rather than actually pay attention to this review

  • @mysteriiis
    @mysteriiis7 жыл бұрын

    A well made PSA for high-schoolers on why they should live fast and die young.

  • @sailoritaly
    @sailoritaly7 жыл бұрын

    This review is now cited on the film's Wikipedia page

  • @EssexAggiegrad2011

    @EssexAggiegrad2011

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sadly not anymore

  • @KishinPrime

    @KishinPrime

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@EssexAggiegrad2011 Just checked and it's back!

  • @EssexAggiegrad2011

    @EssexAggiegrad2011

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@KishinPrime Awesome

  • @wellthismachinekills3809

    @wellthismachinekills3809

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@KishinPrime Its gone again..

  • @KishinPrime

    @KishinPrime

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@wellthismachinekills3809 Well dang lol

  • @bul13ts
    @bul13ts7 жыл бұрын

    For those who couldn't handle the relentless thrill a minute action of The Buttercream Gang.

  • @Kochiha
    @Kochiha2 жыл бұрын

    30:27 "I don't want any soup." Too bad, you're gonna watch Soup for One and you're gonna like it!

  • @jasa4079
    @jasa40795 жыл бұрын

    "Most of you won't make it to the end of this review." This is my 5th time watching this review.

  • @pothatuu
    @pothatuu5 жыл бұрын

    Hi, I'm the only person who'll ever re-watch this review by choice

  • @enlightenednormie242

    @enlightenednormie242

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nope! You're not alone, I'm the second one.

  • @pothatuu

    @pothatuu

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@enlightenednormie242 On ya, Bobby

  • @brandonwenzel2844

    @brandonwenzel2844

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm with ya there. I've watched this one about 4 times now.

  • @roberthammer6194
    @roberthammer61947 жыл бұрын

    Alternative title of the movie : Everybody hates Saul in Windy City (that's Chicago FYI) xD

  • @PRHILL9696

    @PRHILL9696

    5 жыл бұрын

    Isnt the Cinema snob in Chicago?

  • @Ultrabalor
    @Ultrabalor7 жыл бұрын

    26:51 Closing narration from "Stand By Me," just makes it hilarious.

  • @markelijio6012

    @markelijio6012

    4 ай бұрын

    Two years later in the fall of 1986, Jack Nitzsche's only collaboration as composer with filmmaker Rob Reiner on Sony/Delphi/ Act III/Great Oaks' Oscar nominated adaptation of Stephen King's Stand by Me.

  • @association330
    @association3307 жыл бұрын

    "This isn't Chicago, public displays of ketchup were outlawed in '82!" :D :D

  • @PRHILL9696

    @PRHILL9696

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why outlawed?

  • @LaydiNite

    @LaydiNite

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@PRHILL9696 I've heard that people in Chicago get outright OFFENDED if people put ketchup on hot dogs. I get the feeling it's kind of like asking a fancy chef to cook a really high quality steak well-done, it's just considered insulting.

  • @PRHILL9696

    @PRHILL9696

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@LaydiNite There is a weird thing here about that yes. I am not sure why. But I ALWAYS get ketchup on my hot dog!

  • @DrZuluGaming

    @DrZuluGaming

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@LaydiNite You mean to tell me that ketchup is outlawed because it offended someone? Will this War on Ketchup ever ends?

  • @marclewis5505
    @marclewis55053 жыл бұрын

    29:14 "Even the disk says fuck Saul, it blew a hole in his fucking head!"😂

  • @danmount9462
    @danmount94627 жыл бұрын

    Lex Luthor would have killed Superman if he used this instead of Kryptonite.

  • @johnkirby8939
    @johnkirby89397 жыл бұрын

    26:10 "And then they banged. Hard."

  • @laurenfedorchak5102
    @laurenfedorchak51025 жыл бұрын

    This is one of my favorite Cinema Snob reviews. The movie is probably pretty boring but the review comments are really funny.

  • @en-voguepugh3472
    @en-voguepugh34727 жыл бұрын

    ya know when he mentioned lex luthor it reminded me of my theory that snob is actually a lex clone that escaped and saw every schlock movie in existance... oh and of the course all the porn!

  • @SpeedyEric1

    @SpeedyEric1

    7 жыл бұрын

    But the bells have already rung, and they've heard it, in the black, among the stars. Ding-dong, the god is dead.

  • @MrKenichi22

    @MrKenichi22

    7 жыл бұрын

    En-Vogue Pugh Ah, And the movies that set it all in motion were Nukie and In Search of the Wow Wow Wible.... um 7Ws

  • @TheMellowFilmmaker
    @TheMellowFilmmaker7 жыл бұрын

    This is the kind of lame movie the exists when writers take the "write what you know" mantra too seriously.

  • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881

    @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881

    3 жыл бұрын

    Better than today's writers who operate on the same mantra.

  • @Mattteus
    @Mattteus7 жыл бұрын

    Chicago has a capital city and it's called Windy City?

  • @PRHILL9696

    @PRHILL9696

    5 жыл бұрын

    what??

  • @Horzuhammer
    @Horzuhammer7 жыл бұрын

    Just watched Captain Blood (the movie showing on tv in the beginning of this one) like two days ago. It was actually fantastic! Had myself an Errol Flynn triple feature (The Adventures of Robin Hood, The Sea Hawk and that one) and altough they were all great, Captain Blood was my favorite of the bunch. :P Soo.. if nothing else, the beginning of this film was pretty good.

  • @noddy176
    @noddy1763 жыл бұрын

    I recently found your work, and am enjoying it very much. Love your comments and want to thank you for saving me Days of my life, since now i can stop myself from spending my time watching the amazing crap we humans have made. Your faith friendly movie reviews are the best. Those movies make me go like :"nonononono and no!" Thats not me!😫 Hope you keep up the excellent work, your cinic remarks make me laugh and thats a very high valued currency in these times!👍👍👍👊

  • @freedfg6694
    @freedfg66947 жыл бұрын

    What? It actually happened?

  • @STAROMEGA54

    @STAROMEGA54

    7 жыл бұрын

    Freedfg about damn time!!!

  • @40random

    @40random

    7 жыл бұрын

    Freedfg What are you doin?

  • @Zombiekilleryamato

    @Zombiekilleryamato

    7 жыл бұрын

    None of the movies where weird enough the weird one mostly wins

  • @AussieDragoon
    @AussieDragoon7 жыл бұрын

    You just got Fortunate Fawned!

  • @goufr3540

    @goufr3540

    7 жыл бұрын

    OOOOOOH...WABUUED!!!

  • @thenightrider2121

    @thenightrider2121

    7 жыл бұрын

    "Most of the people who voted for this movie are sooooo stupid. Heh heh heh."

  • @overlookers

    @overlookers

    7 жыл бұрын

    These Patreon supporters are sssoooo stoopid *heh heh heh hehh*

  • @SpeedyEric1

    @SpeedyEric1

    7 жыл бұрын

    More like Fortunate YAWNED! (That's our SpeedyEric!)

  • @ispi7670
    @ispi76707 жыл бұрын

    Is Saul actually G.R.R. Martin? No wonder he started writing that gory Westerosi tale after the (un)events of this film.

  • @Tareltonlives

    @Tareltonlives

    7 жыл бұрын

    That would explain the death and despair, wouldn't it?

  • @ECL28E
    @ECL28E7 жыл бұрын

    That's the principal from Billy Madison, AKA, The Revolting Blob

  • @RTF1138
    @RTF11387 жыл бұрын

    Finished the episode no problem. The line at the end about the dvd also hating Sal by drilling a hole in his head was one of the funniest jokes ever.

  • @harveyplissken4604
    @harveyplissken46047 жыл бұрын

    26:14 - 26:32 I lost it when Snob said, "We then fired him out of a cannon. His body crashed into a White Castle and made chicken rings out of his remains." That sounds like a far better movie than fucking "Buttercream Gang 2: Fuck Saul" A.K.A. this movie. I can tell you that.

  • @InnocentDarkside

    @InnocentDarkside

    7 жыл бұрын

    ...There actually IS a Buttercream Gang 2.... *dramatic sting*

  • @harveyplissken4604

    @harveyplissken4604

    7 жыл бұрын

    InnocentDarkside Holy crap. Really? Cinema Snob should definitely cover it someday.

  • @InnocentDarkside

    @InnocentDarkside

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, not shitting. I legitimately found a VHS copy at work. I also believe I found an original copy of Hercules Against The Moon Men that day. Bit of advice for all of you would-be obscure schlock reviewers out there, the VHS section of your local thrift store is your best friend.

  • @harveyplissken4604

    @harveyplissken4604

    7 жыл бұрын

    InnocentDarkside​ Amen. That's why I love thrift stores.

  • @bkjbearcat78
    @bkjbearcat787 жыл бұрын

    The only other Kate Capshaw movie I remember watching other then Temple of Doom is Spacecamp and Black Rain. The issue is Michael Douglas has all the one liners in Rain and a robot has all the good lines in Spacecamp.

  • @jaymcd8577
    @jaymcd85777 жыл бұрын

    'What is this?' A dog, an Irish Wolfhound to be precise.

  • @kingdisasterdracula2017
    @kingdisasterdracula20177 жыл бұрын

    Wow... that ends that long "winded" joke. I'll see myself off.

  • @svartfrasr9755
    @svartfrasr97557 жыл бұрын

    12:05 Jesus Christ it's Lupin The Third.

  • @kingdisasterdracula2017

    @kingdisasterdracula2017

    7 жыл бұрын

    No that's Lupin the 4th..... life didn't quite go well for him

  • @brayanargandonaflorentino548

    @brayanargandonaflorentino548

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@kingdisasterdracula2017 maybe Lupin used him to make a easy target to Mistakenly caught by Zenigata

  • @DeO316
    @DeO3167 жыл бұрын

    "We then fired him out of the cannon." hahahahaha

  • @Launchpad05

    @Launchpad05

    5 жыл бұрын

    And the he died!

  • @merrittanimation7721
    @merrittanimation77217 жыл бұрын

    Times have changed And we've often rewound the clock Since the Puritans got the shock When they landed on Plymouth Rock! If today, any shock they should try to stem 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock Plymouth Rock would land on them In olden days, a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now, God knows Anything Goes!

  • @pentelegomenon1175

    @pentelegomenon1175

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mostly know the song because it was referenced in an old Monty Python sketch.

  • @kenetickups6146

    @kenetickups6146

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pentelegomenon1175 i just know it from Fallout

  • @LauraSusanJohnson
    @LauraSusanJohnson6 жыл бұрын

    Windy City...another miracle cure for insomnia. Chopper...Sick Balls.

  • @kingdisasterdracula2017
    @kingdisasterdracula20177 жыл бұрын

    ... I will endure this movie, no pirate ship will keep me from watching. Or... talking dog... *I WILL ENDURE!*

  • @andyvasquez6688

    @andyvasquez6688

    5 жыл бұрын

    it's gotta be lupus.

  • @matthewhancox4389
    @matthewhancox438916 күн бұрын

    Yesterday I learned that my friend is dying of cancer, so my friends and I have been thinking of the best way to visit him while we can. Sad that this movie (or more specifically this review) is the first thing that came to my mind, but unlike Saul's friends, we actually love ours. A roundabout way of saying, thanks for the laugh, Brad. Really needed it.

  • @FaeQueenCory
    @FaeQueenCory7 жыл бұрын

    8^y I warned ya, bro. I warned ya. I warned ya about that Windy City.

  • @dustinarmstrong1168

    @dustinarmstrong1168

    4 ай бұрын

    I TOLD YOU BRO I TOLD YOU ABOUT WINDY CITY *8^y*

  • @timafterdark3759
    @timafterdark37595 жыл бұрын

    Nostalgia Critic: Hey guys, I’m doing a new review of a movie that just came out last year. And it’s a live remake of Beauty and the Beast! KZread: Yay!!!! Brad Jones: Hey guys, I’m reviewing a movie that I regret doing just for your sick entertainment. And it’s Nukie! KZread: Yyyyyaaaaayyyyy!!!!!!

  • @BadwolfGamer

    @BadwolfGamer

    5 жыл бұрын

    Pretty much ^

  • @garyhall7867

    @garyhall7867

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nobody says yay when NC uploads

  • @EddieHawkinsII
    @EddieHawkinsII7 жыл бұрын

    I actually thought for a moment that Brad spliced in footage of One-Eyed Willy's ship from The Goonies as a joke before the Rogues went out to sea in that rowboat. That actually was in the film, wasn't it?

  • @kilgoretrout8896
    @kilgoretrout88967 жыл бұрын

    Brad referencing Poochinski while impersonating Tequila in the Windy City episode? Holy fuck, my life is complete.

  • @Agrellar
    @Agrellar5 жыл бұрын

    It's amazing that this became one of my top three favorite snob reviews.

  • @brandonbarker8821
    @brandonbarker88217 жыл бұрын

    I made it through...I couldn't imagine sitting through the movie when the review felt like a lifetime. Thanks Brad

  • @OnDavidsBrain
    @OnDavidsBrain7 жыл бұрын

    You know the worst part? The idea of the movie that replaces Windy City in the Patreon polls being even more boring then this.

  • @kingdisasterdracula2017

    @kingdisasterdracula2017

    7 жыл бұрын

    Please be Being John Malkovich.

  • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot

    @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot

    7 жыл бұрын

    Gregory House I *loved* that weird, beautiful movie.

  • @eartianwerewolf

    @eartianwerewolf

    7 жыл бұрын

    oh yeah I didn't like it either. It had some funny parts , but they are kind of in a sea of tedium...

  • @MrChaotic4

    @MrChaotic4

    6 жыл бұрын

    1TrulyMad Until September just might. Another Indiana Jones love interest in one of these. I can only imagine he'll find one starring Alison Doody.

  • @DJDEFSTROKE
    @DJDEFSTROKE7 жыл бұрын

    HOW

  • @DJDEFSTROKE

    @DJDEFSTROKE

    7 жыл бұрын

    This is the most depressing Snob comment section I've seen. Windy City is a monster.

  • @jekblom123

    @jekblom123

    7 жыл бұрын

    it had to be done sooner or later.

  • @thepickles8833
    @thepickles88337 жыл бұрын

    when are you gonna review *_"Windy City Massacre 2"_* ?

  • @freedantheeternal
    @freedantheeternal7 жыл бұрын

    Oh, shit, I've actually heard of that Pirates porno before. Even saw a review saying it was a better pirate movie than On Stranger Tides was. I can't wait to see this.

  • @s.bakyhnh1756

    @s.bakyhnh1756

    7 жыл бұрын

    I've watched it. For science.

  • @MinoTheShow

    @MinoTheShow

    7 жыл бұрын

    I saw it on the shelves of my local video store when I was a kid...

  • @TheKML777

    @TheKML777

    7 жыл бұрын

    It was very ambitious. In fact, it was so ambitious that I don't even think that it was ever supposed to be a spoof anymore.

  • @WlatPziupp

    @WlatPziupp

    7 жыл бұрын

    Not only is there a non-porn version of it, the non-porn is easier to find online! It's pretty good too. The plot's alright, the acting is obviously amateurish, but fine, the CG is shit, but all in all it's a decent flick. Better with the porn than without though. If nothing else the male lead's insanely long balls are enough to keep your attention

  • @freedantheeternal

    @freedantheeternal

    7 жыл бұрын

    WlatPziupp And you have basically made up my mind. This is going to be the first porn I've watched since La Blue Girl not for the sake of wanking, but just out of morbid curiosity. Though related to that comment, La Blue Girl is one that would have been better without the porn. It says something for how interesting the world in that series actually is when I get pissed that they interrupt the demon kingdom's political discussions for another sex scene.

  • @TianaSidhe
    @TianaSidhe7 жыл бұрын

    Shoutout to the other person who made it to the end of the review!

  • @MT-lk7qt
    @MT-lk7qt5 жыл бұрын

    I could've sworn there was a "better NOT call saul" joke in here somewhere...

  • @oliverjunge8671
    @oliverjunge86717 жыл бұрын

    Great, now do Turkish Windy City.

  • @oneopinion6806
    @oneopinion68067 жыл бұрын

    The chicken rings thing murdered me!

  • @lucasbell4831
    @lucasbell48317 жыл бұрын

    Heh. As if Chicago wasn't disappointed enough with the Bulls. Now they have to reminisce about the Windy Shitty.

  • @drawnseeker
    @drawnseeker7 жыл бұрын

    You are one of the greatest reviewers on the internet since I was able to watch this entire review without changing to another video. plus you made me laugh.

  • @andrewweinstein7740
    @andrewweinstein77407 жыл бұрын

    I asked for this to win on the channel awesome Facebook group, so I feel slightly responsible.

  • @fuckoff8388

    @fuckoff8388

    7 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Weinstein you son of a bitch

  • @nowaxtheory

    @nowaxtheory

    7 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Weinstein Why? We could have been pirates!

  • @caseyj5637

    @caseyj5637

    7 жыл бұрын

    Thank you.

  • @MrKenichi22

    @MrKenichi22

    7 жыл бұрын

    JamEs unDerhI Now that i think about it... It was Pirates who Introduced America to the LGBT lifestyle during the American Revolution as that way of life was frowned upon pre revolution. I am starting to think Windy City is about Homosexuality. 🏳️‍🌈

  • @horngatekeeper
    @horngatekeeper7 жыл бұрын

    two of you? there are dozens of us! dozens!

  • @OzisApoes
    @OzisApoes7 жыл бұрын

    So.. how does this have a 6.4/10 on IMDB?

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay917 жыл бұрын

    Fell asleep last night. Now back to watching it! I WILL FINISH!

  • @TheRachaelLefler

    @TheRachaelLefler

    7 жыл бұрын

    ganbatte!

  • @Valdagast
    @Valdagast7 жыл бұрын

    "When I'm holding this kid in my arms, it's better than all the good times" And later that night, he's going to be on _To catch a predator_

  • @s3ga32x2
    @s3ga32x27 жыл бұрын

    So I guess this is a shitty version of stand by me?

  • @trunksrocks1

    @trunksrocks1

    7 жыл бұрын

    "Don't Stand by Me"

  • @s.bakyhnh1756

    @s.bakyhnh1756

    7 жыл бұрын

    "We Can't Stand Sol, Fuck Him"

  • @bul13ts

    @bul13ts

    7 жыл бұрын

    Stand By... Just Stand By

  • @lucasbell4831

    @lucasbell4831

    7 жыл бұрын

    S3GA 32X "Sail By Me"

  • @MrKenichi22

    @MrKenichi22

    7 жыл бұрын

    Stand By Saul.

  • @propanekid686
    @propanekid6867 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit he did it. He actually did it...

  • @bettermost
    @bettermost4 ай бұрын

    I worked on this movie the original title was All The Sad Young Men. Sadly the tall ship Lindo sank off the South Carolina cost a few years ago.

  • @DocDevious23
    @DocDevious236 жыл бұрын

    For some reason, as soon as I felt like watching this episode, it popped up in my feed, and I was spooked

  • @catalinamelo9932
    @catalinamelo99324 жыл бұрын

    I was watching this review again and realized: Danny is like that character in the episode were Frasier is searching for new friends to "adapt" to society/his listeners. He finds this guy who's a huge fan of his, but is incredibly tacky, unbearably naive, and so on. I guess they made a movie about him.

  • @andrewklang809
    @andrewklang8097 жыл бұрын

    Hey, I for one made it through the film. Some of us are real fans. I'm trapped on a bus.

  • @Aeonova
    @Aeonova3 жыл бұрын

    8:22 That's how long I made it. Back to Child's Play 2 review. Only checked this out because I saw the mid-roll ad for a Windy City shirt and had to find out what that was all about.

  • @TheBroganBurke
    @TheBroganBurke7 жыл бұрын

    Until September! Until September!!

  • @robertsmith6308
    @robertsmith63087 жыл бұрын

    I actually found the movie quite intriguing. Maybe I'll download the whole thing if I can find it.

  • @sfighter0085
    @sfighter00857 жыл бұрын

    Yep, I guess the people voted for this movie just to get it off the Patreon choice list, can't really blame them. On the bright side, it was great you finally got to this movie. Never heard of it until you first brought this up in your "Independance Day" review. I gotta say, for movie that's trying to be a romantic drama, it's preaty weak. There was almost too much humor in the movie to really get emotionally invested with the characters, the leads have luckluster chemestry, and the plot seems to be more about Danny and his freinds then about Danny and Emily, who grace the poster for this movie. Granted the subplot about their freind Sal dying was heartbreaking, but it's practically the only emotional meat this movie has. Also for a movie that's R rated, I didn't see anything that warrented the rating, aside from one Danny's freinds showing off his ding dong at that costume party. Great episode as always.

  • @adj789
    @adj7897 жыл бұрын

    I like when Newman says, Elaine... Elaine....

  • @Meanlucario
    @Meanlucario7 жыл бұрын

    Thank you Brad. This review got me to draw something I was putting off 5 minutes in.

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