Eleven years on, and you ought to be canonized for your preserving and sharing these episodes, Analogkid. Not all heroes wear capes, or Gizmonic jumpsuits. Thank you.

@chrisreasey688

10 ай бұрын

What ever happened to the bride of the monster? Disappeared about 2 or three months ago

@Tony_Cardoza

7 ай бұрын

They get pulled by the copyright holders once in awhile. It doesn't happen with every episode, but certain movies are more prone to getting taken down by the rights holders. Final Sacrifice gets pulled by that Tjardus Greidanus guy once in awhile. The Thing that Wouldn't Die used to get pulled a lot too. It wasn't on KZread for many years but someone uploaded it again a few years ago.

@pinkushatejar

7 ай бұрын

​@@Tony_Cardoza seeing a new comment on a 12 year old MST upload is mysterious and delightful, I should note The Final Sacrifice episode is on the Internet Archive for free, never taken down

@spuriouslathos2518

5 ай бұрын

I wonder if you've searched up Rowsdower yet. He also has a good selection...

@darthinfimus4450

8 күн бұрын

Also why we'll never see the Godzilla episodes

Good plan electrifying the doorknob. I mean, as long as only the exact person you want to touch it, touches it. I mean sure, anyone else with a key could suffer a painful death, but that's the price he was willing to pay to not have to be present to off a guy.

It's cute how they tried to show that H.A.R.M. was an agency of international intrigue and danger by showing a blinking light on a map. And then they send the protagonist to San Diego.

@lorinrichman6001

Жыл бұрын

It's extremely close to the Mexican border. That's what I call international.

@spuriouslathos2518

Жыл бұрын

​@@lorinrichman6001 H.A.R.M. lab assistant: *Sneaks off to Tijuana instead of going to work one day.* H.A.R.M. lab assistant: "I'm an *international* agent for a secret organization."

@danjohnson887

10 ай бұрын

Nowhere near loud enough LOUD ENOUGH LOUD ENOUGH LOUD ENOUGH.

What mystifies me is how they expect that anyone would take someone in a canary yellow cardigan seriously as a badass spy.

So many Prince jokes. Only the best from a Minneapolis based show

Basil "Fawlty" Malko's crowded spore-production lab is hilariously unsafe; you'd think they'd want better protective gear than aprons and kitchen gloves, and anyone with a brain stem certainly wouldn't _drink a glass of milk_ in that room. But it's the suspended-too-high vat being awkwardly stirred with a wooden paddle that seals the deal. The agents of Heuristic Analog Rental Meat didn't have to do anything about the plot; a couple of Malko's goons would inevitably bump into each other and wipe out everyone in the basement.

The James Bond theme riff never fails to get me. I must have seen this episode back in middle school and I still use that gag to this very day.

@toddtyoung

Жыл бұрын

👊🏼

@dougjb7848

Жыл бұрын

53:23

@spuriouslathos2518

10 ай бұрын

"Ow, we're being beat up by the music!"

This spy movie is just kinda hangin around the house

"Oh mummery, posh and bother!" "Say the old top knot seems to be aflame old trench"

@TJDious

Жыл бұрын

It might be my assistant who calls you since my body was just scissors in half

@dougjb7848

Жыл бұрын

@@TJDious Pop! There’s a man giving the squish squash to the old wind tube!

1:09:10 i love the fact that Southern Professor Bobo knew Observer was lying because you can NOT use warm water when making a flakey pie crust with lard. When using lard only ice or cold water will work as warm water would melt the fat in the lard and as Observer stated his pie crust was flakey, and Lard produces flakier crusts than butter. Butter begins to melt into the dough at a lower temperature; even the small amount of water present in butter may cause the dough particles to stick to one another rather than separate into the discrete layers that constitute a flaky pastry.

@dustincantrell6712

5 жыл бұрын

Goddamn it, u know a lot about pie crust. Are u a chef or something?

@wadecarmen7501

5 жыл бұрын

Bobo and Brain Guy later married.

@GrixieKong

5 жыл бұрын

That was a great cross-examination, but I think Bobo was leading the witness.

@HylianFox3

5 жыл бұрын

"Lard was my sister-woman's favorite!"

@GenY42

4 жыл бұрын

Cross examination does let you lead the witness, Bobo did some brilliant work there, got Brainguy in perjury

Bobo as the old country lawyer was so good haha.

"How long have you known?" "My cardigan alerted me some time ago..."

@alexiaNBC

4 жыл бұрын

"I didn't tell the audience because I figured they didn't need to know"

@56:13 “Five hours of staring at the window finally pays off.” Love that line.

@christieperry4361

4 жыл бұрын

Prince Tab Hunter And Bobby Darrin

@daxmiller35

2 жыл бұрын

“Ahhhh! Aaaaah!”

"My apologies for my odd performance." For some reason I want to see a whole movie dedicated to the adventures of the ghoulish morgue attendant

@notinspectorgadget

2 жыл бұрын

He's the physical comic relief guy in Catalina Caper.

@angusmacfrankenstein7227

2 жыл бұрын

Look up Gordie the Ghoul in _The Night Stalker_ series!

@williammatthews693

Жыл бұрын

Why is he not in gulag?

@onionhat745

3 ай бұрын

He gave that line his all.

@charlieb1575

20 күн бұрын

This joke was my introduction to mst3k. I came in while my friend was watching sat down for about thirty seconds and then that joke happened. For some reason it's always made me laugh like crazy, mikes tone is perfect.

"I will act as your impartial judge. Though you disgust me beyond measure."

Mst3k is one of the few things that keeps me going in hard times. It's magic, Thanks for posting.

@chinatype2bassrocker809

4 жыл бұрын

seven years later they still hold up.

@waltersobchak7275

3 жыл бұрын

You thought times were hard then😂😂🤣🤣

@geligniteandlilies

3 жыл бұрын

@@waltersobchak7275 Too friggen true. Lol

@waltersobchak7275

3 жыл бұрын

@@geligniteandlilies wish we could go back😷😷

@ysthafellgynghori8423

2 жыл бұрын

I'd rather endure the hard times than sit through this unfunny twaddle.

Why have a spore gun in a universe where bullets exist?

@ramseydoon8277

Жыл бұрын

"A *spoooore* gun."

@dougjb7848

Жыл бұрын

@@ramseydoon8277 A shpoooore gun!

"Wouldn't want to put a lead pill in the family jewels." I love Mike's wasp accent

*ANALOGKID01, I WOULD BE HAVING SUCH A LONELY CHRISTMAS WITHOUT YOU AND THE MST3K COMMUNITY! THANK YOU ALL!!!*

@analogkid01

6 жыл бұрын

Eric, please listen carefully: I need you to call the police right now - I'm stuck in your chimney. Please help. For the love of God, please help!

@garysuarez9614

Жыл бұрын

@@analogkid01 I realize I'm late to the party, but are you still stuck in a chimney?

@user-he8dn2pd1v

Жыл бұрын

Awesome response. Especially if you actually are stuck in a chimney with Prince wearing a bikini

@JamaicanCastle

Жыл бұрын

@@user-he8dn2pd1v Why would Prince be wearing a bikini?

@mikejohnson3338

Жыл бұрын

​@@JamaicanCastlewhy wouldn't he???

"There's little that can shock me" followed by "Then I put my tongue in an outlet, and that did the trick." HILARIOUS! LOL

It took me years to realize this, but Bobo is 100% right about the pie crust.

This dud's director, Gerd Oswald, had done some terrific work on The Outer Limits. You just never know where life is going to take you

@Igarappappa

Ай бұрын

From what I read this was shot with the intention of being a tv pilot. They never expected it'd be released in theaters.

No matter how much of a milksop your movie's hero is, never put him in a yellow iris cardigan for the movie's climax. Whether the movie is "Terminator 2" or "Ordinary People." No cardigans.

@potatopower4026

2 жыл бұрын

Bruce wasn't wearing any cardigans in Die Hard. 😆✌️

@BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets

2 жыл бұрын

"Your clothes. Give them to me. Wait. Scanning. Not that. It won't be cool. Give me that jacket."

@nonprofitgirl

Жыл бұрын

Captain Bud.... milksop...haaaaa! Yes!

@Azmina_the_warlock

Жыл бұрын

It's like being chased by your anthropology professor

@winonafrog

8 ай бұрын

1:14:34

This movie is just proof positive that The Purple One has always been around and is probably still out there.💜

I love that Bobo uses the crust defense when I recently learned how to make a hot water crust for meat pies. 🤣😂🤣 I wouldn't have crumbled on the stand like that. 😜😜😜

So the alien spore that can kill horribly on contact is kept in an old ammo can in a filing cabinet? Seems safe enough.

I love how when Bobo Starts saying "panties" MIke stars cracking up XD

That ridiculously huge storage compartment on Chance's wrist....it would be more convenient and less obvious if he just wrapped all his equipment in a knapsack, stuffed it under the back of his cardigan, and pretended to be a hunchback.

@williammatthews693

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I think Pinkerton agents in the 19th century used those. LOL.

I wish that I could watch this whole episode right now, but I have to drive the Zamboni over to the karate rink.

"...the candy machine in the men's room is out of order!" Bobo stole that whole courtroom sequence!

"There's drunks in my room? How'd they get in there?" "Recorder music for young lovers."

Hunh. Just saw the Wiki page for this and found that ‘The New York Times called it an "anemic James Bond imitation".’ Sounds about right. Thank MST3K for intergalactic legal drama and monkeyshines!

@TJDious

Жыл бұрын

BAH DAH BAH DAAAAAH!

As a lifelong Prince fan, all the Prince riffs are the icing on the cake for an already great experiment.

39:20 crow’s swear filled deposition. 😅

The electric shaver as a secret recording device. Brilliant. All he needs is an excuse to shave during a conversation. 😬

@tommyjonq

6 жыл бұрын

Aaaaaaaand, HTF are you supposed hear, let alone record, ANYTHING while an electric shaver is on?

@katreev7639

5 жыл бұрын

This show helped me through so many depressing things in my life.

@deha11mo

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again to save us from eternal judgement and give us eternal life if we believe Him. Only God can save us and freely give us new life inside forever

@Xenogeek2

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, I used to have a secret recording device just like it. Only problem was . . . it didn't record anything except the sound of me shaving.

@wadecarmen7501

5 жыл бұрын

@@deha11mo What weed are you on?

Crow's expletive laced video is hilarious XD

@wadecarmen7501

5 жыл бұрын

From continuous Dorkin and beating up drifters with beer bottles.

“What is your deal?” "Drive while I do my grizzly bear impression!"

@dougjb7848

Жыл бұрын

“No, *you* are!!”

Professor Bobo is amazing in his trial duties.

@ramseydoon8277

Жыл бұрын

Panties. Panties. Panties. Panties. Panties.

@dougjb7848

Жыл бұрын

@@ramseydoon8277 😅

@Tony_Cardoza

7 ай бұрын

I'd hire Bobo as my attorney.

I hope Judo range girl doesn't "quit going around being a woman." she's really too good at it to stop.

@Tony_Cardoza

7 ай бұрын

She's hot.

“I’d like to recall the words of the honorable statesman Abraham Lincoln.” (Long pause) “Well, that about wraps it up. Your witness!” Professor Bobo, esq. is the best.

@williammatthews693

3 жыл бұрын

That and Bobo's "Get away from me murderer!" are the best bits in the court room, which is saying something.

@HylianFox3

3 жыл бұрын

@@williammatthews693 "Panties, panties, panties... PANTIES!"

@pantsedjuniorhayseed4816

2 жыл бұрын

a legitimately genius bit

unfriendly scientists offers me a drink in a test tube.... what could go wrong.

"I didn't know Section 8 built beach homes."

@dlxmarks

3 жыл бұрын

4617 Speedway Marina Del Rey CA 90292. Since replaced by a much better beach house.

This js such a funny episode. "Gimme that hundred you owe me or I'll break your darn kneecaps!"

@GenY42

3 жыл бұрын

I love that nasal nebbish delivery of "I'm here to set up the AV projector"

It's awesome to see Sterling Archer's father blazing the trail...

@user-yr4xm7iz5b

9 ай бұрын

Great call!

I love rewatching these episodes b/c I always catch new things. I just noticed Crow's douchey little goatee when he's doing EXTREME yoga.

@CreepyPersonCube.

2 жыл бұрын

CROW: I'm going to assume you mispronounced "dashing" SIR. Or do I come to your job and make fun of your meticulously grown facial hair!?

@AdamWestish

2 жыл бұрын

i finally noticed how nothing they were doing was "extreme"--however Mike's "extreme" basmati rice was just a little _too_ lame for them. also, love the running gag where sometimes they're like robots, sometimes they're not, sometimes they're into snacks or eat RAM chips, sometimes they "clearly don't" consume food.

@nonprofitgirl

2 жыл бұрын

Come on movie. Just bite me.

@ramseydoon8277

2 жыл бұрын

EXTREEEEEME!

@AdamWestish

2 жыл бұрын

@@ramseydoon8277 extreme philately!!

Season 8 was nothing but hits!

@jbvideos6605

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@JimmyFoxhound

2 жыл бұрын

Season 8 was amazing!~ probably my favorite season of them all!

I understand "Agent from H.A.R.M" was r-issued on DVD under a new title: "Give Chance a Piece." (teeheehee!)

@dougjb7848

4 жыл бұрын

@old fan Alas, Angeldrawers eluded him.

@GenY42

4 жыл бұрын

Quality joke

@notinspectorgadget

2 жыл бұрын

very nice

"Yes, and yes." Best riff ever.

"wow marc really worked his sneg off" is somehow one of my favorite riffs, Mike delivered it juuuust right

@GenY42

5 жыл бұрын

"Got irritating Sneg? Get Snegoff!"

THIS is what I needed on a rainy Saturday. Thank you, Mike and the bots. It's like it's 1997 all over again.

"No, why're you trying to blame everyone else, YOU'RE the guilty one!" I love that line.

@angusmacfrankenstein7227

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know, kinda hits close to home…

@nicholasmoose6574

Жыл бұрын

I like, "I Will act as your impartial judge. (Though you disgust me beyond measure.)" Been there.

If I'm ever in a pinch, I want Bobo to represent me... I'll probably fry, but it'll be damn funny

What always kills me is that they set up a mission in Naples that Adam is all ready to go out on and instead he just gets sent to some dumpy vacation beach house.

@kurtn4819

7 жыл бұрын

No that's actually Naples... the outskirts. 7,000 mls out, but still good ol' Naples.

@builderdex

7 жыл бұрын

No, he did go to Naples,.. the one in Long Beach, California.

@chinatype2bassrocker809

4 жыл бұрын

It still looks like it was filmed in Ventura.

@tom3fitzgerald

2 жыл бұрын

Ya wonder what happened with Tony

"Shut up, already. DAMN!". Best. Prince. Reference. Evah.

Ok, I did something sad...I marked off the number of Prince references...25. There, are you happy?

@Igarappappa

2 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@asonsopenjournal2688

3 күн бұрын

My wife is a big Prince fan, and I've been trying to convince her to watch this episode. Your Prince-count might be the important info I need. Thanks !

39:20 Crow's deposition gets me everytime! "Anyway buddy I hope this S#!% helps"

@wadecarmen7501

5 жыл бұрын

Crow hits the bong during commercials.

@specialpatrolgroup92

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to post the same thing :)

@justinturner4664

4 жыл бұрын

I've always preferred Toms. The way he says Bel Biv Devoe. And "The leggy Czar Nicholas the 2nd"

@HylianFox3

2 жыл бұрын

@@justinturner4664 "OLIVERRRRRRRR CROMWELLLLLLL!!!"

@christianorr1059

2 жыл бұрын

Crow is definitely my favourite character of the bunch. IMHO he looks a bit like a robotic mini-dragon…dare I say a slight resemblance to a robotic version of Prickle from the Gumby series. I also find his voice to be the most amusing.

This is one of my favorite episodes. So many good riffs and every time "Prince" shows up.. XD So under-rated. Nobody talks about this one.

@ultra6671

7 жыл бұрын

This was actually the first episode of the show I ever saw

@greedyd5524

6 жыл бұрын

Did you pick up the crrream

@planescaped

5 жыл бұрын

Mike's "oh I don't learn very quick do I" at the start had me laugh out quite loud.

@deha11mo

5 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again to save us from eternal judgement and give us eternal life if we believe Him. Only God can save us and freely give us new life inside forever

@wadecarmen7501

5 жыл бұрын

@Jack My-Ears All I care about is watching people Dorkin.

There's a solid ten minutes of people just driving around running errands.

Professor: "And you, my little simian, you have to provide me with a few more answers" Tom: "Oh yeah? Well I'm still in therapy for that wire mom!"

@wmwinterbottom

2 жыл бұрын

A deep cut for those who kno

@winonafrog

8 ай бұрын

😢

Crow swearing during Mike's Trial was hilarious!

@waltersobchak7275

3 жыл бұрын

Why were you doing that?

@JamaicanCastle

Жыл бұрын

I think you mean ______in' hilarious.

@Azmina_the_warlock

Жыл бұрын

Top Crow moment for sure 😆

@tillitsdone

Жыл бұрын

I know, I've always &^$#@! loved that &^$#@! %^ skit. Too &^$#@! funny.

Prince. Miss you man.

HE MAINTAINS AN APPLIANCE! TAH DAH DAH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

@jo20042008

7 жыл бұрын

Hey! I remember you!!!, but yea, that line is funny though! LOL :)

@jhlogue

7 жыл бұрын

I just got to pop in and cash this check, TAH DAH DAH DAHHHHH!!!!!!

@monkeymouse

6 жыл бұрын

The James Bond stings are a great part of this riff, along with the Prince references

The Mike on trial stuff is probably my most favorite bunch of host segments ever!!!! So many funny Prince jokes!

All the Prince references are hilarious! And the "Gotta Dance" riff had me burst out laughing.

@greedyd5524

6 жыл бұрын

lei jen on the way home I wanna pick up some Crrrream

@dwarf3535

5 жыл бұрын

Yeahhhhh, i was crying.......

@dustincantrell6712

5 жыл бұрын

I like "Oh no, let's go!!!"

@waynehand4600

3 жыл бұрын

Let me work on that zippa

1:21:50, "Here's the windup, and there's the smarm!"

Saddened to read the actor who played Adam Chance died last month, age 93.

@cmillerg6306

4 ай бұрын

As seen in Star Trek Next generation

Thank you for uploading!😍. Laughing is literally saving my life🙏🏼

@user-he8dn2pd1v

Жыл бұрын

Agreed!!!!

"You better back up, the power of this Honda 60 is overwhelming" - THE riff I recall this movie by.

Fun to recognize an actor from their better know films. Guy behind the desk was in Rear Window.

@dougjb7848

Жыл бұрын

Back when he could still learn more than five lines per scene.

58:58 "Can you give me a ride to Hawaii?" Don't do it, you'll end up in _Code Name: Diamond Head!_

@dougjb7848

4 жыл бұрын

@JamaicanCastle Nice meta!

I'd like the drooling old guy out of my tent 🤣🤣🤣 18:10

"Are you coming or do I swim alone?" "Yes, and yes!" - Just became my number one MST3K line :D

"H.A.R.M. stands for 'hot and ready man'." LOL

Many great lines, but my favorite: This movie can be used to induce vomiting.

@GenY42

3 жыл бұрын

"so many people spent their entire weekend on this movie"

"you lucky shorts, you're about to gift wrap a beautiful package"

@georgeorwell4534

6 жыл бұрын

One of my all-time favorites. :)

@cliffbooth1029

3 жыл бұрын

An all time riff lol

I love the Prince jokes and the preppie guy jokes.

"I'd like to spend the night inside your sugar walls" LMAO!!!!!!!

@ProstWithTheMostBabe

2 жыл бұрын

That's enough Prince!

The constant drunk jokes about Chance's boss are my favorite

@utoobuser101

6 ай бұрын

that actor was a serious alcoholic in real life. He died of liver failure.

@JBfan88

6 ай бұрын

Amazing. Thanks for that.@@utoobuser101

I love it when Mike almost laughs during the trial. It's priceless.

Drinking milk in the same lab just inches away from a deadly spore that eats you from the inside ?

That one long take in the court room was brilliant, especially given its length and performance, man I love this show

I love the Prince imitations. They had me laughing so hard. Bobo was priceless in this episode, too. Oh, you horror fans may recognize the actor playing Chance as the same actor who plays the douche bag uncle in Friday the 13th part 8.

@williammatthews693

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, part 8, this movie and a latter episode of "The Twilight Zone" are the places I've seen before. He never ages either. He's always stuck in middle age!

@notinspectorgadget

2 жыл бұрын

He's also the dickhead banker the enterprise crew unfroze on that episode of next gen

@josephcosimano6687

2 жыл бұрын

I knew I knew him from somewhere! Thanks!

@justinchildress5813

2 жыл бұрын

Wow i never knew that

@Rosko311

Жыл бұрын

@@williammatthews693 it's because he always has a clean shaven face

You know what would make this movie better? RADAR.

RIP Mark Richman. Bc of mst3k I’ve seen this like a dozen times.

38:00 You know, you're not supposed to have open drinks (or any drinks really) in a chemistry lab, and that probably goes double when you're mixing up some kind of horrible toxin that dissolves people's faces from even casual contact. And you certainly shouldn't go to all that trouble and put yourself in grave danger for milk.

@dougjb7848

4 жыл бұрын

@JamaicanCastle Yeah. And you probably shouldn’t keep samples of a meteor that fell to earth behind the iron curtain two years ago and brought a deadly alien spore with it in an old lunch box in the filing cabinet. But, it’s your job. I won’t ask you HOW you DO IT.

@tom3fitzgerald

2 жыл бұрын

@@dougjb7848 have I made myself clear?

@dougjb7848

2 жыл бұрын

@@tom3fitzgerald No, YOU are! Dah-dunh-DAH-…. never mind

@JamaicanCastle

Жыл бұрын

@@tom3fitzgerald You made the Amazing Transparent Man clear.

She knows something of biochemistry. She can spell it two times out of three, if you spot her two of the vowels.

I guess HARM handles the missions that CONTROL feels are beneath them.

The VHS visual distortion is everything.

Wanna know something funny? I am looking up comic villains on Wikipedia for a future character, and clicked on the "fictional mass murderers", and Mike Nelson is on the list. I searched up Owlman, clicked on the keyword at the bottom of the page, and just began searching, when I came across the name.

This is MST3K at its best. Which is more entertaining -- The courtroom scenes or the movie? Fuggedaboudit. They're both brilliant.

@TJDious

Жыл бұрын

Season 8 is peak mst3k

@scottdavison9449

Жыл бұрын

Kevin Murphy should have won an Emmy or Peabody or whatever they give you for doing the best thing ever filmed

I love how minnesota nice Mike is...

@Azmina_the_warlock

7 жыл бұрын

wisconsin nice? :)

This plays on loop at my dentist office.

@chriscarlis8654

8 жыл бұрын

Best. Dentist. EVER!

@gregoryflothe4995

6 жыл бұрын

Better than N2O (nitrous oxide) heh. Don't laugh while drilling tho'!

@BeeDub57

5 жыл бұрын

That's for not knowing anything about ancient dentistry! ... Not the same episode, but relevant.

@JonKovach

5 жыл бұрын

@@BeeDub57 "the lazer that wirs like a drill"

@Emiliapocalypse

4 жыл бұрын

Better than Little Shop of Horrors

"When he is convicted I will ask that the wretched accused be eaten by fire ants." Oh, man, that's funny on several levels! Ha!

film grain, VHS artifacting and 240p res for my low speed internet YES

Level five smug alert. THANK YOU for uploading this one! This is one of my favorites. I wish they'd release it on DVD so I could buy it already.

"This time I'm REALLY gonna see the Great Pumpkin."

I love the Leonard Cohen reference: "And then we take Berlin."

"and I get the Dead Head van. Don't you let your deal go down." 🎶

"I'll just need an hour to figure out your metaphor."

@HylianFox3

5 жыл бұрын

I can't eat apple pie without thinking of this scene (or Bobo/Observer)

Case closed, bar open. Let's go!