Of course safe sex is dangerous. You can't open them from the inside and safes are air tight.

@wishtopublish

4 жыл бұрын

But if you get married to the safe in question, then all the dangers magically dissapear.

@angrytheclown801

4 жыл бұрын

@@wishtopublish And since there's no divorce in their religion, you get to stay married to the safe for the rest of your life.

@TemmiePlays

4 жыл бұрын

@@angrytheclown801 actually, any body-sized safe that is air-tight has an emergency release on the inside, Same as car trunks.

@nicole9volt

4 жыл бұрын

wishtopublish That’s why you have to marry another safe that hasn’t been unlocked yet! Duh! Uhhhh... are we still talking about fucking?

@gaminggoof1542

4 жыл бұрын

Why is it this nonsensical shit is always coming from a religious person?

"I miss Estus Pirkle." is a sentence I never EVER thought I'd ever hear. 😹😹😹

"That's a bad cancer, guys." As opposed to all the GOOD cancers, huh?

@nicksrandomreviews

4 жыл бұрын

I unno, man. Bone cancer is underrated.

@rabidrabbitshuggers

4 жыл бұрын

I think the experience of having brain cancer is highly underrated.

@dx1450

4 жыл бұрын

The good cancers are the ones which Jesus gives to little children, I guess.

@julieporter7805

3 жыл бұрын

The ones sent by the Lord.

@rossmallo

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, there's the serum accelerated cancer that makes Deadpool immortal, I guess?

I love how the one guy mentioned abstinence isn't taught in schools, because yeah it is. A lot. States that do it have increased teen pregnancy rates

@shadenox8164

4 жыл бұрын

The thing is when safe sex is taught the value of waiting until you're ready and not rushing into having sex is something they teach. Meaning they teach abstinence too just not as the end to the discussion. Honestly the problem is the abstinence ONLY bit.

@aubreyackermann8432

4 жыл бұрын

Even in the Chicago suburbs, I was taught abstinence only, complete with false information and made up horror stories, until the age of fifteen. I understand that people should wait until they're older than that, but at least let us know our options! I was shocked to learn tampons weren't effective birth control, or that condoms could be bought in stores

@DocBree13

4 жыл бұрын

This was filmed decades ago, the situation has changed. I don’t know if it wasn’t taught at all in schools back then, or not - but it was also a question from a teen and it sounded to me like he was referring to his school, not a blanket statement about every school in the country.

@DocBree13

4 жыл бұрын

Aubrey Ackermann wow! how long ago was that, if I may ask?

@ChristyMouse

4 жыл бұрын

@@aubreyackermann8432 Same goes for my High school over in Iowa. For my experience, it was in the early 00s and condoms were considered a heinous swear. From what I hear, it's the same old policy unfortunately. Huge daycare in that high school btw >.>

Talk about a happy ending! At the end of Dobson's presentation, when he asks if they're ready to take a stand against safe sex practices, the unimpressed sarcastic "m'yuh" from the kids was the most perfect answer they could give. Just listen to that response. Like hell anything he said actually stuck. That "m'yuh" is the apathetic groan of kids willing to say anything just to get the old angry man to shut up and let them go.

@aiberlane3390

4 жыл бұрын

If they were middle schoolers they might still have taken him seriously but high schoolers? Come on, even the ones planning to wait until marriage probably knew those facts were wrong.

@leenut91

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly would love to see one of them try to argue with a teacher talking about safe sex. “You’re wrong condoms don’t work. We have to stay abstinent or we’ll get dick cancer.” “Okay, I’ll bite: what makes you say that?” “The old man in the pastel sweater said that sky daddy says so!” “....don’t ever speak in my class again.”

Ted Talks were crazy in the 90s

@thequietdreamer2186

4 жыл бұрын

josht27ffx Say what you will about them nowadays, but at least the scripts has gone through some editing.

@mrmonty86

Жыл бұрын

@@thequietdreamer2186 Like they do today with LGBT rights, CRT, and women's rights.

"Thats a bad cancer guys." as opposed to that cancer that gave you super powers? No Deadpool doesn't count.

@Pikepaw

2 жыл бұрын

Deadpool got superpowers to try to cure his cancer…instead his super healing made his tumors grow but also kept him alive

Brad is my Post-Evangelical Childhood Trauma outlet. It's like all my "Grew up in the Church" rants are wearing a backwards baseball cap and speaking in a constantly sarcastic tone.

they deadass said "you're asking for it" i cannot

This video started with several people climbing a mountain *with safety gear on* Problem is that safety gear isn't 100% safe either. By these guys' logic it would have been better if they never went climbing in the first place. Why bother opening this video with a climbing scene, then?

@thebolas000

4 жыл бұрын

Well it's fine if you marry the mountain first

@sirtalkalotdoolittle

4 жыл бұрын

I would rather have sex with the risk of faulty safety gear than rock climbing.

@Romanticoutlaw

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t help but feel like a failed contraceptive is a little less deadly than failed rock climbing gear

@TemmiePlays

4 жыл бұрын

@@Romanticoutlaw not to Dobson it ain't

@michellebennett4015

4 жыл бұрын

God goggles lead to irony blindness

DOBSON, DOBSON, WEVE GOT DOBSON HERE! See Nobody cares!

@macuna1995

4 жыл бұрын

Sweet reference. 👍🏼👍🏼

@53subscribersnovideos35

4 жыл бұрын

Nice hat.

@germanvisitor2

4 жыл бұрын

"In this park we practice celibacy." "Nature uh finds a way."

@Geospasmic

4 жыл бұрын

@@germanvisitor2 Amazing.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

4 жыл бұрын

Man, no wonder you went extinct.

Their musical anthem is most likely "Every Sperm is Sacred" from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

I just love that abstinence only education a statistical correlation to increased teenage pregnancy and spread of STDs. It’s almost as if not educating teens about sex and possible outcomes as a result of having sex leads negative results. Educate your children people.

@borutoburrito6547

4 жыл бұрын

Abstinence only also leads to an increased rate of abortions from the high amount of pregnant teens. If states like Alabama really want to get rid of abortions then they should be handing out free condoms all over the place, especially to teens.

@prettyinpink903

4 жыл бұрын

They don’t seem to grasp the fact that teenagers see something adult that they’re not allowed to do, and wonder wats so wrong about it. My mom always taught me about the consequences of my actions and then expected me to make responsible decisions based off the knowledge of the cause and effect

@alexandredesbiens-brassard9109

4 жыл бұрын

Note to mention increase abortion rates. It's amazing how these "Christian" fundamentalists are fighting against the very thing they say they want. It makes their real motives very clear.

@wendighoul

4 жыл бұрын

It's also well proven that children who receive sexual education are less likely to be victims of sexual abuse. Now, why on Earth would they be against that, hmmmm? It's almost like the same religious fundamentalists who want to keep children sexually naive are the ones looking to take advantage of their ignorance.

@maggiekoch9348

4 жыл бұрын

@@prettyinpink903 Your mother knew what she was talking about. Saying "no" isn't enough. Teenagers need good explanations.

"Delicate little worm-like things..." That's an image I'll see in my nightmares for the rest of my life.

"Just listen to the music!" *NOTHING HAPPENS*

@aiberlane3390

4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't tell if that was the joke or the music was cut for copyright reasons.

@sparkpenguin

4 жыл бұрын

@@aiberlane3390 yeah i came down into the comments in the first place to see what was up with that he hyped it hard

@lanmoore8391

3 жыл бұрын

Same as above

"I'm seeing a lot of chlamydia cases in my office..." Why do I get the feeling that more than one case is an epidemic to this guy.

@kyosballerina7701

4 жыл бұрын

He's the only one that has it, he's just saying tons of people do to make himself feel better.

@Youtubegavemyhandletosomeone

4 жыл бұрын

And as a doctor he should know that chlamydia is totally treatable with about 2-3 weeks of antibiotics so it’s really not a big deal

@crimsondynamo615

9 ай бұрын

@@KZreadgavemyhandletosomeonehe’s not an actual doctor. People who graduate from Bible college get the title of Doctor.

Virgin “Virginity is a social concept” James Dobson vs. Brad “The Chad” Jones Battle of the Century-One Night Only!

"Well congratulations, you just won an amazing lawsuit against your dentist". This is where I lost it.

Glad I'm not the only one who's noticed that any organization that has "Family" in their name is a HUGE red flag.

@shadenox8164

4 жыл бұрын

Yep. At best they have a very narrow view of what a family is.

@mrmonty86

Жыл бұрын

The Family Television Council is nothing but fascists.

@SithBunny1

8 ай бұрын

That's a very mean thing to say about Family Video.

One of the only good things about this whole situation is a lot more DVDr hells. Also I hope you get to do the other videos in the series

@daviddrouant2852

4 жыл бұрын

All things must end,but stupidity will live on

@iceheart862

4 жыл бұрын

This is a gold mine for DVD-R-hell so I also hope to see more of Brad riffing on this Quack.

Do you remember a video of Mr. James Dobson interviewing Ted Bundy blaming pornography for his killing? There was a part it when the lights were flickering and Ted was like yeah they are testing the chair so it will work smoothly.

I think there's an audio problem at 1:31. I thought he was being sarcastic and that there was no music, until I heard him talking over the cheesy music a few seconds later. Or maybe it's copyright...

@melodyrichardson5051

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan B Maybe it’s Michael W. Smith?

@Shadoestar

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe they were playing John Cage.

@StonedGremlinProductions

4 жыл бұрын

Not sure what happened there lol. You know...maybe I’ll leave it. It’ll be the next “jail...”. ;).

@JenMistress

4 жыл бұрын

@@StonedGremlinProductions You should, Brad. I know it is KZread Bots screwing things up, but I personally think it made it funnier. 😂🤣😂🤣

@mst3k3000

4 жыл бұрын

No, it was the song I Got a Reason by Tim Archer. Probably an editing problem there. Plus i'm glad i finally got the answer to why The Snob somehow got this from The Slumber Party Massacre 2 review. Aside from getting it from a Goodwill movie shopping of course. ^^

The problem with the 'Abstinence Only' approach is that teachers and parents think it gets them out of having to give their kids 'The Talk'.

I like that one kid’s face when he heard about praying STDs and pregnancy away. He looked like he found his get out of jail free card.

@woaddragon

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I thought that was awesome too.

@matthewmccoyd2578

8 ай бұрын

*Batman voice* Gotcha

Pastors have a tendency to have anecdotes about "so and so" and how their story somehow miraculously matched this story completed but they can't share their name because that's a breach of pastorial power. So convenient.

@matsujonen

4 жыл бұрын

They are actually taught to make up those stories during their seminaries.

@MT-lk7qt

4 жыл бұрын

Not necessarily. A youth pastor at my friend’s church called out a dead kid named Eric for not getting saved before being hit by a car. I think they’re catching on to the “nameless = suspicious” thing now.

@maggiekoch9348

4 жыл бұрын

@@MT-lk7qt That's somehow even worse, it makes it seem like the poor kid deserved to die.

@melodyrichardson5051

4 жыл бұрын

M T Wow, that is rotten! That youth pastor should be ashamed of himself.

@ForeverMe543

4 жыл бұрын

M T sounds like the plot to that one Christian movie they all love where the atheist gets saved as he's dying from a car wreck. Wonder if he wanted to point out that difference.

"Abstinence is never taught" Uh... that's ALL I got taught in Texas. Thank God my parents had a little more foresight, and even then there's a lot I wish I'd been told so much earlier.

@melodyrichardson5051

4 жыл бұрын

Truzyxx You’re lucky your parents had foresight. My mom reluctantly gave me the talk when I was 11 (and only because I was begging her to tell me what “fornication” meant), and we never discussed sex again. I had to figure the rest out for myself as an adult.

@Truzyxx

4 жыл бұрын

Melody Richardson That really sucks and I’m sorry you went through it. I still struggle with some of the issues and negative programming abstinence culture stuck me with. That’s not me saying abstinence itself is an inherently bad thing, but Dobson and his ilk continue to do enormous damage to this day.

The first thing they usually say in those safe sex programs is abstinence is the only truly safe sex. Audience is super believable, Dobson.

I feel like you should have gone full South Park and flashed "This is what fundamentalist Christians actually believe" across the screen.

@mrentilli

4 жыл бұрын

I immediately thought Mr Garrison and Mackey when seeing these two

@noahvance6160

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrentilli "Because sex is bad, and, don't have sex, m'kay."

“These kids are the broken condoms of society.” ROTFLMFAO!

@mrmonty86

Жыл бұрын

More like the abortions that got away.

"James is just trying to convince himself that anyone would miss him after sex" I sip my drink best line in this!

and humans are supposedly the intelligent species on the planet...

@jcav9410

4 жыл бұрын

The anti-lockdown protests in the U.S. as of late are proof we are far from the most intelligent species.

@MarquisSmith

4 жыл бұрын

That bright orange wankstain just suggested his medical team look into the possibility of injecting some kinda disinfectant into humans. Idiocy is going nowhere.

@elbarto6668

4 жыл бұрын

A Kandidat for red letter media best of the worst

@BaronVonQuiply

4 жыл бұрын

We're only the third most intelligent species and not the second as it commonly thought.

@sirtalkalotdoolittle

4 жыл бұрын

George Carlin: "Think about how dumb the average American is. Now consider that means half of the population is even dumber."

Life on the Edge sounds like a video series on orgasm denial. I guess in a way it is.

@leahmacdonald5122

4 жыл бұрын

Not the fun kind though

@thelotuseater6496

3 жыл бұрын

@@leahmacdonald5122 The fun kind leads to MORE pleasure plus no refractory period!

My grandma on my dads side of the family was an avid supporter of this man and just about every evangelical preacher you could think of. My youth was spent hearing her play their tapes and sermons daily. Needless to say when I got the chance to go live with my other side of the family I ran because they saw how batshit insane they all were

@maggiekoch9348

4 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain. I grew up in a household with "Rush Limbaugh" during the day and Fox News at night, and our pastor made Dobson look sane.

@melodyrichardson5051

4 жыл бұрын

Maggie Koch My pastors were mostly sane (by comparison), but my dad has listened to Rush since the late 80s (I was in preschool). And it goes without saying that he only gets his secular news from Fox, and he and my mom sincerely watch the 700 Club and TBN. And of course, they support Trump. Fundamentalists are the most gullible, brainwashed people on the planet.

@maggiekoch9348

4 жыл бұрын

@@melodyrichardson5051 True, because facing reality and the ugliness of life takes critical thinking and emotional maturity, something they often lack. That's where "Bad things happen to bad people" idea comes from. They want an excuse to pretend that life is fair and makes sense.

@melodyrichardson5051

4 жыл бұрын

Maggie Koch The “just-world” theory is a staple of conservative thought. Easy answers, no ambiguity.

This is skin-crawling.

@MinscFromBaldursGate92

4 жыл бұрын

Craaawling in my skiiiiiin!

@cannibalbunnygirl

3 жыл бұрын

@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 these herpes will not heeeeaaaaaallll

"Congratulations you won a big settlement from your dentist." This was the late 80s when it happened and she died within 2 years of contracting the virus.

"When you're single dating, it's almost like you're asking for it." Wow, thanks for victim-blaming, guys!

James Dobson is the joe exotic of giving rational advice

Instead of "Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends", this VHS is more like "James Dobson and his Fearmongering Friends".

Or just the myth of sex in my case .....

@anarchomando7707

3 жыл бұрын

God damn it we finally found the alien & I was hoping it would be interesting

82% of the audience were teens parents in the year that followed. The rest did just commit suicide.

@typacsk

4 жыл бұрын

Probably more accurate than a lot of the "statistics" they were citing.

@melodyrichardson5051

4 жыл бұрын

They grew up to be Trump supporters.

I'm teaching my 17 children this too

Even with Brad's riffing, I still feel like I need a shower after seeing that.

Dobson has no ground to talk about youth issues. He was decanted as a fully developed senior citizen.

@marianatheschizoid5912

4 жыл бұрын

He’s not even human. He’s some sort of alien sent to earth in order to brainwash the masses with Christian pseudoscience in order to make us dumber.

@ThatRandomEncounterGuy

4 жыл бұрын

If I want advice about keeping teenagers from having sex, who better than the only person on earth who was born at age 36?

@sirtalkalotdoolittle

4 жыл бұрын

Subtle.

What safe sex education doesn’t tell you that not having sex is also an option to avoid these problems? Then again I got the “we encourage abstinence but we’re realists so we’re gonna teach you all about condoms and stuff” education. They preached abstinence to hell and back but also taught me about all the birth control.

@shadenox8164

4 жыл бұрын

Not abstinence per se, they talk more about not having sex until you're ready and not to let yourself feel pressured into it.

I'm surprised Brad hasn't done the granddaddy of all kids christian videos, McGee and Me. Lots of material to work with there, LOL.

@geoffreyrichards6079

11 ай бұрын

I dunno. It may have an unfortunate association with Focus on the Family, but the shows themselves are relatively harmless. There’s nothing hurtful or dogmatic about them.

Some time back a friend and I were hanging in his house. We wanted to laugh at something, so he popped in a James Dobson sex ed tape his parents had (they were quite religious.) Two bored teenagers never heard anything funnier than Dobson and company describing the details of acceptable christian foreplay.

@Romanticoutlaw

4 жыл бұрын

Cian Chatten there’s such a thing as acceptable christian foreplay? Color me intrigued. Is it hand-holding and a kiss on the cheek?

@Burrick

4 жыл бұрын

@@Romanticoutlaw It was... More explicit. Suffice to say I fell on the floor after hearing Dobson talk about nipples.

Yay I'm the #1000th view, probably. There's this hypothesis around the skeptic community about why the Christian fundamentalists do this: lt's not really about kids keeping 'pure' before marriage - It's about them making all sex after marriage is fundamentally safe, therefore making them eschew contraception, have lots of kids and increasing exponentially the numbers of future parishioners.

@talynhastime9343

4 жыл бұрын

Since I find the seven deadly sins an interesting motif, I read up a bit about it as a non-Catholic and of course stumbled across what the church fathers of yore thought about "lust" and their spiritual reasons for "no sex before marriage". Essentially, the idea was that if you're focused only on pleasures of the body, you're not connecting lovingly with that person. Since marriage is supposed to be like God's relationship with the church, a holy and unconditionally loving union, just focusing on sex will make that connection hollow because someone's attractiveness is temporary but the emotional bond you have with someone is forever. Sex is good and fine, it's a gift from God, but earthly pleasures shouldn't be the only thing you focus on, you should still be building spiritual and emotional connections with people (whatever you define as "spiritual"). There's also the problem of thinking purely with your hormones and urges and nothing else... To be honest, that's kind of wise when you think about it, and it's something that non-religious people have realized for themselves. When someone argues for no sex before marriage on *those* grounds, I at least understand where they're coming from even if I don't agree with it. But shit like this is just predicated on "Because STDs. Because pregnancy. Because hysterectomies, mmmkay." This could just be because there's a cultural difference between Protestant and Catholic, but oh well.

@maggiekoch9348

4 жыл бұрын

@@talynhastime9343 Here is the issue I've always had with people like Dobson: What do they think about people where love and sexual desire are intertwined, that is, you love someone so you want them to have sex with you, or you have sex and then develop solid affection for the person? Both happen fairly often.

My god, each and every one of those audience members look like there dead inside.

@indumatipngtuber2790

3 жыл бұрын

There's no light or joy or hope in their eyes.

I cracked up at "why isn't this in the press?" Um...yeah, somebody having HPV is totally national news.

I believe in God, and I find these people embarrassing and terrible.

@Ash0512

4 жыл бұрын

demonhunterC I agree!

@melodyrichardson5051

4 жыл бұрын

So do I. I’m no longer religious, but still very spiritual. People like them get my blood boiling.

@KonElKent

4 жыл бұрын

I believe in God, I go to church, and I would run screaming out of a service if James Dobson showed up.

@asifmetal666

4 жыл бұрын

@@KonElKent I'll run if religious people start to preach. Best cure for Christianity is to read the Bible. Same goes for every religion

@dustybragg4011

4 жыл бұрын

demonhunterC absolutely, they are not only creepy, they make us all look, and sound crazy.

In New York we have "Family Dollar", which is actually owned by Dollar Tree.

Woke up this morning, saw there was a new DVDR-Hell. Instant excitement. Hope you’ll do more of these goofy videos....and maybe some more BibleMan Adventures. 🙏😂

Dr. James Dobson Master of the Religious Fearbaiting lol

Waking up to a youtube video that you absolutely must watch before you do anything else, and that includes having breakfast.

Safe sex is a myth. One time I was having sex and I was attacked by a yeti. Then there was the time I tried it on a boat to get away from all the dangers on land, and a Kappa sucked my soul out of my a-

Thank you for this. Having a shitty day and your humor just annihilated all the downing aspects of life. Keep up the amazing work.

This video is completely unrealistic, I love your commentary. I'm with you on the collection of words you didn't want to hear them say.

Since I have never had a male gynecologist I can only imagine the experience is like Zoidberg asking Fry to show him his swim bladder

@dorothyallspice1862

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHA THATS FUCKING PERFECT

i mean its true there is no such thing as safe sex you can get a heart attack during and because of intercourse

Why is Lea Thompson on the box cover?

@michaelerickson985

3 жыл бұрын

That is probably not Lea Thompson. I looked at her IMDb page, and she does not list this video in her filmography. IMDb sometimes misses obscure titles, so it is theoretically possible, but statistically unlikely, that she appeared in this film or on the cover.

Gosh, I remember seeing this back when it came out, I had blocked out how bad this was. Now I wish I didn't remember. Thanks for ripping that to shreds

I need a decontamination shower after watching this.

Brought to you by teenage pregnancy...

Why is this video taped in the WCW Dungeon of Doom?

We've asked for it 4 years ago when you did your Snob review of Slumber Party Massacre 2, and you finally deliver. 13:03- Condoms are 90% effective? *THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX!*

@DocBree13

4 жыл бұрын

SpeedyEric1 they’re actually 99%

@SpeedyEric1

4 жыл бұрын

@@DocBree13 I was making a Friends reference.

@caidalee1994

Жыл бұрын

They’re technically not, because they break down with heat and they’re transported in trucks and vans that really get up there in temperature, especially in the South. That’s why they have a reputation of breaking, and probably why you should have another method as backup.

@Khenfu_Cake

Жыл бұрын

​@@caidalee1994 There's also the massive issue of not using them properly or the right size. Essentially it's not idiot proof enough to be the only form of protection used. In general when it comes to birth control specifically hormonal birth control is recommended with condoms as the extra protection against STI's.

Those desert rocks look like Neil Breen is just around the corner!

@onyxro5e217

4 жыл бұрын

Neil Breen: "Don't mind me, I'm going to hack on these 90s Laptops. And then break em."

@geoffreysorkin5774

3 жыл бұрын

Am i the only one who sees the scene where Eldon finds the map in Buttercream Gang 2?

Who else knows focus on the family from John Oliver

Dobson is to education what a bedbug is to a good nights sleep.

I love how these kids all look like they have been taken hostage to watch this lecture.

Wow focus on the family I hope you so do adventures in Odyssey sometimes.

Waiting till you're married to have sex is a bad idea imo. Sexual compatibility is very important in a relationship. If you wait until you're married you won't know until after you're married that there is *no spark* and since neither of you knows what you're doing or even what your preferences are it's kinda all down hill from there.

@maggiekoch9348

4 жыл бұрын

If that happens, it's awkward, but no one says you have to have sex during marriage. The big question is: Can you rely on this person and do they value you in the relationship? If so, then you're better off than many people, with or without sex.

@geoffreyrichards6079

11 ай бұрын

So… sex is the ultimate goal in any relationship? That kinda makes humanity look pretty 1 dimensional.

@adiahaalexander9359

11 ай бұрын

@@geoffreyrichards6079 I never said that, that's just how you're choosing to interpret it. I just said that sex is also an important component to a successful marriage.

@geoffreyrichards6079

11 ай бұрын

@@adiahaalexander9359 I didn’t choose to interpret it that way, that’s just what it sounded like till you clarified it more.

@mrmonty86

10 ай бұрын

Thank you.

"She's cryin while we're talkin . . ."

Yay I love these!

"Life on the Edge" So it's about... edging?

Pro tip: there is no such thing as being a secondary virgin.

After so much Teasin', the Climax is here!!

Just when I think I couldn't love you anymore, you mention Cannibal the Musical lol. You're the best. SHPADOINKAL!

@kayhaven4710

4 жыл бұрын

Stephanie it’s so underrated!

To paraphrase Alan Moore's Swamp Thing: "And what... will happen when... the abstinent person... will inevitably need... to bear children?"

And because seatbelts/airbags aren't 100% effective at preventing traffic deaths you should never ever drive a car either (unless you're married to it).

imagine having sex...i don't even feel safe watching youtube videos 6 feet away.

Does anyone know what that bit of music that Brad plays at the end of DVD-R Hell is?

Safe sex is just having sex locked up in a safe, obviously

@aiberlane3390

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of a quote from the show Popular: "Before you, I thought safe sex meant having sex with the door locked."

“Delicate Flower”. That’s incel talk.

@tomservo5007

4 жыл бұрын

that would make sense, since this is a celibacy video

The fact that the song at 1:30 was muted somehow makes the bit even funnier.

Not gonna lie I forgot how fun this guy was time to binge dvd-r hell

I remember being shown this. 🤣🤣

@juliahornback2843

3 жыл бұрын

shown where?? 😂😂

A DVD-R Hell with yet another crazy pastor? Yes please.

Makes me laugh every time. Please do more FOTF videos.

The "doctor" sounds a little like Mr. Mackey or is just me. I'm waiting for a mmkay at the end of every sentence.

Is it just me or was the first "song" muted?

Where’s Gary and Phil when you need them???

Dr. Joe looks kinda like Bill Gates' special needs kid brother.

Does anyone know the name of that track at the end? 19:58

This is fantastic!

Come on. The kids in the audience don't deserve to be mocked. I've been dragged to stuff like that. They all suffered enough. Trust me.

Aright but remember to get the cucumber's permission first.

Abstinence only sex education just leads to more teen pregnancies. Teenagers are going to have sex whether you like it or not. Making it difficult for them to get protection or, in the most extreme cases, abortions just means you have more teen mothers raising children with no father in the picture.

@maggiekoch9348

4 жыл бұрын

Or a huge number of cold, lifeless marriages....

"don't have sex, also don't masturbate, also don't even learn about protection, also rape is your fault, also don't use contraceptives" Jeez. These guys are 90% hangups.

Girl nodding:I understand Her mind: Duuuudeeee, I got an idea about about talking dog and cat going on crazy adventures.

there’s an animated pro-celibacy film that involves time travel and I have to believe it’s at least better than this by virtue of the hanna barbara-esque artsyle