What would be your last thought before being lasered into a shadow skeleton?

@userthomash

Жыл бұрын

THE SPACS LAZERS

@EvangelineHawksley

Жыл бұрын

Crunch wrap supreme

@amkoullel900

Жыл бұрын

I'm kinda hungry

@duckdose

Жыл бұрын

yes

@RandomizerJason

Жыл бұрын

Nah, it'd be people. I'd probably be my 7th to last thought

Never let little things like “politeness” or “boundaries” or “multiple restraining orders” get in the way of a Genuine Connection.

@totaldan99

Жыл бұрын

Work smarter not harder 💪

@oliverholm3973

Жыл бұрын

It's toetally justified

@Vat_of_peanut_sauce

Жыл бұрын

Well said sir

@TorinR90

Жыл бұрын

@@oliverholm3973 Hahaha! Damn you that got me

@PapaWolfDogZeus

Жыл бұрын

Just like grandpa used to say

“Michelle…it’s Josh…” You have to admire that Josh is a fighter. He never gives up.

@Nictus04

Жыл бұрын

The ending had me dead 🤣

@afrikasasa6754

Жыл бұрын

He went straight from Claire to Michelle 😂😂😂🤣 he is for the streets

@chrisjohnson3967

Жыл бұрын

Never underestimate a man’s libido. NEVER

@TheDavveponken

Жыл бұрын

Not even breaking a sweat.

@Ollay245

Жыл бұрын

I guess a toe fetish is some fuel for desire

She is so realistic. Those are the exact faces I make when I am talking to someone I don’t want to 😂

@Ollay245

Жыл бұрын

Andrew is clearly a v observant guy, great at creating characters regardless of gender, orientation or ethnicity

Your female characters are easily the best in the whole skit game They all feel so "real", it's amazing (the wig also helps compared to a blue towel)

@THE_SOSC

Жыл бұрын

Darcy playing the towel role will forever be Darcy's best character

@PresidentFunnyValentine

Жыл бұрын

@@THE_SOSC I can't fucking believe it. Another crossover episode? Australia's funniest trio is wild.

@THE_SOSC

Жыл бұрын

@@PresidentFunnyValentine was hoping I didn't miss the mark n nobody knew who I was talking about

@lucasj.pereira4912

Жыл бұрын

Are you implying that there aren't two distinct people in the video?

@Chaos-bq6mc

Жыл бұрын

Idk what you mean the towel is far more realistic

That pause and then "And I'm great, too." Perfect.

I like how he's female acting is more convincing than his actual self.

@laza8675

Жыл бұрын

because he is a beautiful woman haha

@farfallinaazzorra3493

Жыл бұрын

@@laza8675 he's beautiful through and through

Man is really on the grind lately. We getting a new sketch every week and I am not complaining.

@qqb0t

Жыл бұрын

I mean Armageddon is knocking on the door tho

@Ferroes

Жыл бұрын

I mean, the dude gotta get his toe pics from somewhere

@drampagrampa

Жыл бұрын

@@qqb0t exactly. Andrew knows what he’s doing. Remember when he uploaded “when someone asks you how you’ve been”? Not gonna fool me again, Andrew

@MadMage1993

Жыл бұрын

Still waiting for a Timmy video.

I was hoping, when he picked up the phone at the end, he was making a call to start the next world crisis to give him another excuse to try and get back with her.

@senju31

Жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo

@SammyMakepeace

Жыл бұрын

Would have loved that

@childofthesun32

Жыл бұрын

That doesn't make much sense. Hardly any really. I'm so grateful that you're not in charge of the creative decisions in these videos.

@thatoneuser8600

Жыл бұрын

@@childofthesun32 skits don't have to make sense; the creator of this video makes a bunch of videos with a character named Timmy who's a child but has a better grasp on his native language than almost any adult. IMO, OP's suggestion would've been a much better ending than the one we got here due to the insanity of it, which is fitting for Andrew's videos since he's known to write skits that make people go "well, that escalated quickly".

@thesorrowsofmotherlovejoy9894

Жыл бұрын

That is fiendish😂

"Business never sleeps"😂😂😂😂

When he said “hey Michelle” had me rolling he was like ok on to the next girl 😭😭😭

“And then solicit toe pics”😂😭💀 this guy is something else

“He Is a Man of Focus, Commitment and Sheer Fucking Will”

Okay so I'm gonna need a video after every global crisis of Josh trying to get back with his exes. Considering the state of the world this is gonna a banger of a series.

Awesome, heartwarmimg, funny, relatable and magical at the same. As usual, just awesome

Claire: "Huh. Scam Likely. Wonder what this call could be?" *answers phone call* Narrator: And that was the moment she knew.....she fricked up.

I like how Andrew makes a sketch idea feel like a glimpse of an episodic drama.

The hustle never stops. Not for a roadblock. Not for an invasion. Not for nukes.

If wanting toe pics is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

"... And I'm great too" 😂😂😂

Could you imagine showing someone in 2019 this video. They would think all these “crisis” were just made up for the sake of the skit. Holy shit it really has been a rough past couple years.

If one day in the future we could hang out and maybe sip on some kind of beverage with a lot of iodine ... I just lost it there and then 😭

Thank you, just got back with my EX. You are my motivation.

I don't know why I expected the toe pics to arrive after she hanged up xD

I love how you can feel Andrew trying not to break into his Timmy voice as Josh.

This hits close to home. I'm from Ukraine and when war started, I was texting this chick. And I remember thinking something like: "ok, I gotta make my moves quick, untill the uncertainty of war and the fear of death is still in the air, which is kinda bonding us". I was tip toeing aroung this thought though, never consciously fully expressing it, and now here we are. Same time next week?

@AmazingAutist

Жыл бұрын

Become a better person.

@teknicalmage6370

Жыл бұрын

Do it man

@microaggressions

Жыл бұрын

Realize that you are worth better and that there's nothing remarkable about her focus on yourself and move on and the right one will come to you... Unless you're like really ugly (and not rich) or something. If that's the case then consider getting a girl from like the Philippines or a real doll or adopting a life of crime

@NASkeywest

Жыл бұрын

Ukraines government was voted as the most corrupt nation in Europe by the UN in 2020 and 2021. Y’all’s brave president sold y’all out to Swiss bankers and now we are being told he is a hero.

@wtfisggon7251

Жыл бұрын

@@microaggressions wtf 💀

Andrew is on fire more than the possible impending nukes

I think the fact she's sick of it says more about global catastrophes than about him being an annoying EX

I loved the iodine beverage remark , great content sir.

I was thinking at the end he was gonna be on the phone like: "Putin, send in the nukes." Implying that he started every single one of these global crises just for the sake of getting toe pics 🤣

@iamrubenmes

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant 😂

Here is some $ for being so FREAKING HILARIOUS ANDREW💯😂You’re one of my favorites channels on here bro! Your videos never fail to entertain and make me laugh hysterically. Thanks for everything you do Andrew! You are out here saving lives with your humor💯

Bro the dialog writing you got on your sketches are so quality, SNL should take tips from you sir because they are clearly lacking On how to properly write comedic, Genuine human emotion ! 😎🧿💯👍👍

Claire's face is EVERYTHING. 😆

I already know Andrew so well, I knew right away he was stalking the poor woman :D.

Freaking beautiful.

I absolutely love this dudes work its so far out of left field but genuinely well written and funny.

Codependency is a real issue 😂

These skits feel so real omfggg

Everyone should send Andrew lots of toe pics as reward for bringing us such great and funny entertainment 😅

This was too accurate. It scared me. Hold me tight bruh

Just got dumped by my longtime gf a week ago and I’ve been struggling not to ask her back. Then I see this hilarious skit and…somehow…I think it helped me resist the urge. I don’t know how, but still, thanks Andrew, lol

@stomachtalk

Жыл бұрын

Sorry to hear that man. I hope you keep resisting. I know it's hard but you'll thank yourself in the future, trust me. Keep living a good life, hang out with your boys and family, and take it one day at a time.

Andrew Rousso. You are, the most amazing guy ever. In this short clip, thou have managed to convey the beauty as well as the selfish side of a man in a very beautiful and heartwarming manner. Thou art amazing. I hope that one day, I get to meet you and take a selfie with you and have a cup of coffee in an inn wherever you live. Until then... Have a good one homie

Now we gotta wait for another global crisis for the next time josh calls his ex

The PAUSE is killing me 😂

Andrew, I don't know what dark entity you sold your soul to, but jeez, your shit is always fire.

Love your videos dude! I’ve been binge watching them

Just got broken up with so this is relatable Andrew. Just in case we die

He does this every second of his life

Jokes aside, we've witnessed so many historical events these three years and it seems like its just the start 💀

Man, I just discovered you tonight but I'm scrolling through all of your videos and literally man. You're comical genius is elite to a level that I can explain and this is coming from a Dave Chappelle and from a Kevin Hart fan. I love Kevin Hart.

Damn I was going to say I need a man who wants me as much as Josh wants Claire until he called Michelle lol

This reminded me that our federal government is literally the cause of every ‘crisis’ in the past couple decades.

Most productive way to work through your massive anxiety caused by the constant shit storm we've lived through the last few years and continue living through now

As a Clare whose only brother is named Josh... This hit different 😅 I super appreciate how you worked in "rolodex" though lol 10/10 will never watch again. Love your videos, Andrew 😂

I don’t know how but I guessed "oh he's gonna call Michell now" AND THERE IT IS!

josh seems like a really chill dude.

This dude is a genius😂😂😂

There was a serious lack of "FUCK!" in this sketch.

This is both funny and very depressing

You know I already knew how bad the last few years have been but this video really puts it into perspective… *lol…would shed a tear if I felt anything*

🤣🤣🤣idk what's worse or more incredible...the persistence..or the insistence lmaoo 🤦🏾‍♂️ NO SHAME 🙅🏾‍♂️😂😂

The Saddest part is someone will have noone thinking about them when the world ends

I almost felt bad for him before he said Michelle

I love the voices and characters you make

The way the music pauses and then starts up again at the end… you’re so good at this.

The "toe pics" got me 🤣🤣🤣💀

Bro 🔥🔥🔥🤣 thank you for dropping!!!!

Oh Gosh… josh sounded like me, trying to connect to exes during hard times like earthquakes, flood disaster or terrorist attacks in their cities, who rejected me because they were too good for me. Never disappointed, as they always politely rejected me again.. Lol.. 😂

@smittenbykittens

9 ай бұрын

I was just about to send my own letter..because of a crisis in his country... and slip in how special I thought he was and... sigh..

Do what you gotta do.

Man really "tip toed" around his intentions 😂🤣

So adorable when they remember the anniversary of our first restraining order

Man I was really hoping he was gonna get a text at the end with a toe pic.

Considering the direction things are going, Johs will luckily have a lot chance to call his exs in the near future. So, keep doing josh...

@s.2196

Жыл бұрын

Hey at least us and Josh don't have to worry about Mean Tweets anymore

As someone who has an ex-called Claire who I contacted during lockdown this is worryingly accurate. It's been almost four years, but I expect them toe pics any second now.

Its good to know that when complete global annihilation does come, we'll at least have some dank memes and witty commentary to make, share, and enjoy before our mutually assured destruction. Maybe some of it will even live on if some alien race finds it before all the servers turn to ash.

Yo you and your ex have the same facial blemishes, I think you two are made for each other

This would be a funny video to send my ex. 🤡

@friendlybane

Жыл бұрын

4D Chess. If your ex accuses you of doing what he's doing in the video, just deny it and say you're obviously self aware so it doesn't count.

Toe pics >> nuclear Armageddon

I hope these videos are the only thing that another civilistion finds

"Business never sleeps..."

The literal data of how many things have seemed to be impending forms of doom and then the adjacent humor of using specifically that doom to make a skit. Ha. My man, you are truly a light in this dark dark pitiful little world...please send toe pix.

The only sigma male true to his grind, and top quality content. Keep it up my G

Love your content dude

It looks like he’s trying to get back with his sister 😂

oh ma gaw you done me dirty with this one

Toe pics be crucial during these times... like ALL the time.

indeed a summary of every crisis to date. but atlas today is valentines. the ultimate single awareness of crisis

I was expecting a notification sound right when they hang up.

i thought his last phrase to her would be "..so what them toes be like" 😆

Haha when he looked at his phone at the end i thought we got the toe pics🦶

We all know she gonna send dem toes lmao

What kind of toes are we talking about here, camel or just regular? This feels important for character development.

@Phoenix-pm2qr

Ай бұрын

Either is a W

Just went trough my first breakup and I kind of needed to see this

The fact he tried to connect with her on LinkedIn just cracks me up 😂 Like desperate level: 1000000000000000000

Tell her the truth Tell her you wann live and she doesn't have what it take

It's a numbers game, my bros. Stay hard.

I was kinda hoping my man would get his toe pic at the end. Seems like he's really working for it

This went so far from what I expected I forgot where I was

Claire and Michelle?! Josh don't got competition...HE IS THE COMPETITION

“ lasered into a shadow skeleton”😂