"These secrets aren't tops, they're all bottoms" lmao 💀

@SaltStorm007

Жыл бұрын

He never fail to make me laugh💯😂Andrew is freaking HILARIOUS!!

@vjcodec

Жыл бұрын

this information is bottom secret. Doesn't flow as nice as top!

@Courtj3st3r33

Жыл бұрын

Yep, can't unheard that. For the rest of my life when I hear top secret I'm going to giggle and think bottom.

@aleph0540

Жыл бұрын

That one got me, still chuckling about it.

@kannonsircy7748

Жыл бұрын

These secrets are switches AT BEST.

Anyone who's ever worked with a government agency knows this is exactly how it is

@maddogbasil

Жыл бұрын

Wonder what happened to jfk They tell us every year they'll show the papers They never do

@sccello

Жыл бұрын

Anyone with a clearance, too.

@Eterna7Plays

Жыл бұрын

@@maddogbasil CIA

@josepalacios202

Жыл бұрын

It's true, they're all very dumb.

@ChrisChaquay

Жыл бұрын

That's what you want us to think.

That "phuck!" never gets old.

@hdguy5

Жыл бұрын

Lol NEVER dude! 😂

@CRWeaventure

Жыл бұрын

And the face where he’s like 🙀

@Mysterey101

Жыл бұрын

I miss it tbh, not as common as it was-

@sammoon7897

Жыл бұрын

How awesome would it be realising that "FUCK" is literally your catch phrase

@SJ-cy3hp

2 ай бұрын

Sounds more like Phuck! And it’s hilarious 🤣

Out of the thousands of theories we have, this is probably the most accurate of the truth.

@UnarmedBastard

Жыл бұрын

I really don't think so, but it's funny regardless.

@maddogbasil

Жыл бұрын

Tbh most conspiracy are just garbage With like several legit ones being overshadowed

@yoyo21926

Жыл бұрын

@@UnarmedBastard its probably true. only the top top know whats going on. presidents are just puppets.

@Bandicoot82

Жыл бұрын

@@maddogbasil Good. The plan is working.

@JustAnotherAccount8

Жыл бұрын

@@cadmus204 Good. The plan to make you think the plan to make you think that the plan is working is also working.

"Even the people at the top are very dumb" words to live by

@davidwuhrer6704

Жыл бұрын

More so than most. Power means not having to care or understand.

As a retired official of the United States intelligence agency, this is very accurate, almost to a disturbing level

@krishp1104

Жыл бұрын

okay but aliens??

@walrusmaximus

Жыл бұрын

Bruh you're like a teenager lmao

@insignificantaftermathPROJECTS

Жыл бұрын

Prove it.

@ZephyrinSkies

Жыл бұрын

Sure

@saitamaopm7865

Жыл бұрын

@@__Brandon__, I had super ultra plus clearance, the highest possible level.

Security Officer: "Genders..." President: "OH MY GAWD!"

@TalynStormcrow

Жыл бұрын

"We think they're based on cultural norms. It's like, emergent."

@Ranstone

Жыл бұрын

"Both of them..."

@miles7112

Жыл бұрын

@@TalynStormcrow Gender is as stupid a concept as the soul. What, there's this invisible thing in the air that determines how you act? The only part of gender that matters is how you reproduce.

@viggiomorgenstein5913

Жыл бұрын

@@TalynStormcrow very eerie...very distressing...

"these secrets aren't top they're bottom." Comedy gold right here

Bruh honestly it was subtle but that “what’s 5g” and the reaction was literally one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂 this man is a comedic genius!

"some of the pages stuck together?" lol This is exactly how my life feels. like "is that it?"

This is my biggest fear actually, there is no big badie or a secret organisation running the world with 4D chess moves and in reality is just a bunch of coincidences and a lot of idiots doing the best they can

@Needler13

Жыл бұрын

Well your fear is the fucking reality. It's just stupid people fucking up, there is no big mystery.

@a.9913

Жыл бұрын

Thats how it be unfortunately

@mikoajpietrych6168

Жыл бұрын

the best they can is really a longshot

@josephsiriani1597

Жыл бұрын

Oh, it's 4D chess alright. It's just that the 4D chess stuff is all really really grindy math stats and taxes and stuff. Boredom is the nature of the board, you see, in that the details are slogs and the theories high-speed rails through bogland. You need to construct the tracks for the high-speed maglev trains first though and that's super boring.

@DBArtsCreators

Жыл бұрын

Your biggest fear is the reality. Worse, even, because all the idiots THINK they are playing 4D chess and running big secret organizations, but in reality they are all snorting glue sticks and getting high on their own farts. Maybe a handful at the top are aware enough to direct everyone else, but at that point it's a handful of boats trying to steer the ocean during an unending tsunami.

"These secrets ain't tops. They all bottoms" YOOOOOO I AM ROLLING

Those feels when you're the leader of the free world, but you get clickbaited by your own staff. That's tough.

Them admitting that the people at the top are very dumb is the biggest secret revealed .. cause it's very, very true lmao

@ludvig3242

5 ай бұрын

The joke is that there isn't some grand conspiracy. Just humans being humans.

The scariest secret in the world is that even the people who are supposed to know whats going on have 0 clue what the fuck is going on.

As a Political Science college graduate with a fiancé that has a Master's degree National Security I can confirm that this is indeed, the most accurate state of intelligence in the Executive Branch. Maybe with a little bit more [REDACTED].

@maddogbasil

Жыл бұрын

I'm guessing you guys search up alot more redacted shit every year What are you guys missing scooby doo At some point someone's gotta solve the mystery

@NRG56

Жыл бұрын

Awww she thinks she's on the totem pole lmaooo

@evilduckthe3rd297

Жыл бұрын

@@NRG56 awww do u feel undermined by someone else’s intelligence it must be so exhausting being so toxic

@NRG56

Жыл бұрын

@@evilduckthe3rd297 it truly is but agitating people makes it all worth it

@alanlight2715

Жыл бұрын

@@NRG56 Seek professional help. Just a bit of advice not an attack.

“what’s 5G?” had me dying!

These secrets ain't tops... they're bottoms.🤣🤣

One of the most creative, original content creators in the current ocean of schlong wangling thirst traps. Sir, you have my respect, and you shall have my botto-

@maddogbasil

Жыл бұрын

Tom.... Your welcome finished it for you

@eleanorrigby7897

Жыл бұрын

@@maddogbasil ✨✨🍑✨✨

@JOHNNYD.R

Жыл бұрын

What about me bro

@eleanorrigby7897

Жыл бұрын

@@JOHNNYD.R alright, I'll let you have a go if you're into guys 👁️👅👁️

@JOHNNYD.R

Жыл бұрын

@@eleanorrigby7897 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Here’s a tip for all the laughs you have given me💯😂YOU HAVE NEVER FAILED TO MAKE ME LAUGH, ANDREW! Hope you and everyone watching has a WONDERFUL week/weekend💯🙏Thanks for everything, Andrew.....YOU ROCK BRO!!

@zacadams8263

Жыл бұрын

Respect, my friend. "THIS IS THE WAY". Tipping "creators" who put hours of energy and creative thought that requires ACTUAL TALENT and ORIGINALITY... and not OnlyFans models taking nudes for 45 minutes once a week - then drinking iced vanilla lattes and sitting by the pool all day for the rest of the week. And don't get me started on the majority of Twitch streamers. Probably going to get hate for this on some - "trying to be intellectual woke sh💩" but I shall endure.

@maddogbasil

Жыл бұрын

Nice My broke ass has about 2 cents and a nickel in my pocket Any way I can get this to you andrew

@zacadams8263

Жыл бұрын

@@maddogbasil Andrews cool and a realist. I don't think he'd want his fans to give what they don't have. I just tip occasionally a couple dollars like @SaltStorm007 just for the appreciation for the level of effort, time, and creative energy required to think out this quality of original content. 💙🤘

@SaltStorm007

Жыл бұрын

@@zacadams8263 You are 1000% CORRECT, SIR💯That is EXACTLY how I feel....to a ‘T’! I wish more people would throw a few SuperThank$ out to content creators they enjoy. Hope you and yours have a WONDERFUL week/weekend, Zac💯🙏

@SaltStorm007

Жыл бұрын

@@maddogbasil Even if you can’t toss any SuperThank$ to content creators you can always do the next best thing and watch the commercials and click the links to them which helps them get more $ from Ads....along with liking, subscribing and commenting on the videos💯Hope you and yours have a WONDERFUL week/weekend, Basil💯🙏

“And that’s just it, the concept of aliens” 😂

To be honest, this is probably how most of these secrets are debriefed cuz they don't know either. But they're trying!

"The possibility of these extraterrestrial entities being among us"

@likeacroworsomething.2305

Жыл бұрын

Very ancient... very suspicious...

"Very ancient... Very mature... Very long..." Bro seen his grandpa in the shower on accident when he was a kid and it scared him for life... poor guy

“Sometimes the biggest burden is knowing that, even the people at the top, are dumb” That is a great line

“It’s such a burden to know how boring things are”. Hits home.

Highest national security (Xbox party chats.)

As someone who has worked with all levels of security. Yep. 10/10. Everyone be incompetent unless there's profit in there somewhere.

I can't not laugh at absolutely everything Andrew does. This is one of my favorite content creators ever. His humor gets me and his facial expressions make me lose it every time. Whenever he does that fuckin wiggle LMFAO idk why 1:46

I think the funniest part was that the keeper of the secrets actually had to *read* those “secrets” and refer to the file. As if he couldn’t just memorize those! Lol

“The concept of aliens…” 😂

I want this guy to be even more successful, but I also don't because I don't want him to stop making these.

“It’s such a burden to know how boring things are” lmfaoooo 🤣😂🤣

As an alien, this is extremely accurate and I shall be taking this data with me back to my home planet who are in the middle of phase 6 of our imminent invasion... I mean.. bbq. Yes. A BBQ...

The people in top levels of government don't leave official documents behind when they do very very bad things.

I wasn't expecting that. But I was expecting not to expect something so it doesn't count.

The WAY that Andrew SHAPES his MOUTH when the guy first brings up ALIENS at 1:55 fuckin KILLS me 🤣

"Be strong sir" hahahaha.. imagine top secret files are being discussed and can easily be heard in the other room...

This man does it all the time I love it!

"I know their spaceship technology is gravitational, but do they exist" low key hilarious

Movies make the government a lot more exciting than it actually is.

Definitionally, the only conspiracies we know about are ones that have failed.

Plot twist -he deliberately made the secrets sound boring so that the president doesn’t read more into them.

I'm curious about just how much is kept secret from even the president

I finally found out what happened to JFK, thank you very much Sir.

I’m so happy he’s bringing the PHUCK back 😂😂

@fuzati3000

Жыл бұрын

for real, i miss them

This is why we need Nic Cage to tell us about the secrets

"What's 5g"?

Man! You kill it every...single...time! Well done!

You never fail to make me laugh and that in itself is worth a lot. Thanks for doing what you do Andrew - Just make sure to not let your channel and your vids become a burden or stressful to yourself. Make sure to take care of yourself first and foremost and keep doing what you're doing out of your own enjoyment, not out of obligation to anyone (including subs or donators)!

My expectations skyrocketed and then fell like Mr presidents too

😂I expected it to be dumb secrets but not that dumb and it's still freaking funny 😂 But yo why did Room 7 burn down? Very strange

"They're all bottoms" oh my god, ahahah, I can't take it

At least they dont suspect that moon is made of cheese.

Man, I can't even comprehend how long it takes him to edit these. Holy Shit.

@maddogbasil

Жыл бұрын

Some people are just born with it He has the ability to sit in a quiet room with himself making silly commentary...alone For our amusement

@Guaguadeath

Жыл бұрын

Just like long beach Griffy and Caleb city. It's the same style

This isn’t a sketch, it a documentary.

This almost gave me a Heart Attack!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you Google the list of high ranking people with top clearance access to information, the US President is like half way in terms of what information they are in charge of or know about. Its freaky.

"I thought you had access to secret knowledge or something!: "What detail of current events would make you think that anyone in power had any idea what they were doing?"

"Sometimes the biggest burden is knowing that even the people at the top are very dumb." Sooooooo true!!!!!!!!!!

"Yo your secrets ain't tops, they bottoms man." lmfao

*"Mr president....they said the twins are down"* Bush: *"Well shieet...get cheney on the phone...tell him doublya (w) called...WE GOT OIL BABY"*

That's a very accurate reenactment of Biden's first day in office.

"They're living among us Very ancient,... Very Suspicious..." MAN I CAN'T TAKE THIS ISH NO MORE

"Aliens..." Me: "Are coming in from Mexico!"

The possibility of these extraterrestrial entities being AMONG US

Dude. You got that Lawrence Sherr blue and orange cinematography going? Damn dude. You gonna win an Oscar if you're not careful.

wow sneaking in among us jokes too around the 2:00 mark, with the aliens being "suspicious", super good content

Dear Andrew, I rarely ever comment on anything but I just have to let you know I am in love with your silliness and sense of humour. You are such a breath of fresh air. I watch your videos every night to relieve my existential agony and my anxiety about the present and the future and they never fail to make me happy, so, thank you for bringing us so much joy. You’re gonna go far and I’m here for it. Greetings from Australia.

@jankinrankin7170

Жыл бұрын

Another Aussie here - you're probably the most original creator out there right now, your work is fire and I find myself cracking up every time without fail. Amazing work. 🤩

Haha and KZread has to link the flat earth conspiracy because it thinks a conspiritor

Very Ancient, Very Mature, Very...Long 😭

"very ancient, very ma'ture"

Remember when you were a kid, and you thought adults knew and understood everything? Remember how you couldn't wait to grow up? Well--here you are. How is it?

We are not allowed to know the truth until everyone involved died without suffering any consequences.

Careful, Andrew. Your knowledge is a bit too on the nose, here. You don't wanna end up on a list.

"FOH!" is the reason I keep coming back.

"What's 5G...." exactly why I don't believe in conspiracy theories

"Can I quit?" 🤣💀

Strange seeing Michael Douglas in a sketch.

These secrets ain't tops, they all bottoms.

Closer to the truth than people think.

Why did I expect the answer to "is squirt just pee?" in this one...

Thanx for the laugh's Drew!

Love the skit. Kinda reminds me of the movie Burn After Reading.

The funniest Andrew on KZread 😂😂

@maddogbasil

Жыл бұрын

But not the most based That unfortunately goes to the top g

"what's 5G" *Unlives of laughter*

The way he pronounced mature killed me

"Very ancient, very mah-tour" 🤣

"it's such a burden knowing how boring things are"

LOVE GETTING AN ANDREW NOTIFICATION 💯THEY MAKE MY DAY!!

I'm still not over the fact they just came out about UFO's and we all just moved on 🥲

@Semudara

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, the UAPs, right? Just speaking for myself, I haven't forgotten, but there's just not a lot of concrete information... yet. Sort of a "wait and see if more stories come out" situation.

No no no how did everyone miss the "there is a possibility that there may be aliens 'among us' " THATS SO SMARTLY PUT IN

*Playboy bunnies describing Hugh in bed* "Very ancient, very mature... very long.."

"Very secret.....Very scary" "Very ancient....Very suspicious" "Very ancient....Very maTure....very long"

Love your content you deserve way more subs

this has: You are NOT the father energy written all over LMAO

Great video ! I enjoyed it as every video you make. Keep going you’re perfect 😂

Why do I feel like he'd be a great Game of Thrones character

"What's 5 G" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is truly terrifying