I'm PERFORMING IN FLORIDA (WEST PALM BEACH) NEXT TUESDAY! (march 16th)

Trevor wouldn’t last an actual night in jail unlike me a true criminal

One time my ex went to jail for less than 24 hours and said “food tastes so good ever since i got out” 😂

Do the “I was gonna go into the military but..” guy

“The guy who never left his hometown part 3”

My little sister did 12 hours in the drunk tank and the next morning she called me and this is 1,000,000% accurate. She still talks about the time she went to prison. 🤣

“my phone is still charging: 47%” 😂

He forgot to text every girl in his phone to let em know he just got out of jail. "yo girl, i just got out, and you're the only one I thought of while I was locked up." x100

You’ve been showing off ur muscles lately and i aint mad

This guy doesn't fit in the character, the character fits in him.

This was my brother, literally! And he did 6 days in city, not county.😂 I myself went to prison from 1994 to 2003, and besides my full body being sleeved, you would never know I did that much time. I don't even think about being there. Moved on and became a productive citizen.

Showed this to my homeboy who did 17 1/2 yrs. He freakin lost it!! We were both crying laughing 😂😂😂

I did 30 days in county jail last summer and I actually hate how accurate this is lol. I talked about it for weeks after getting out

The guy who bought condoms for the first time

"What are you reading?"

When I was 17 I had a guy in my footballteam. He once when we were bowling as a team event he casually came to our coach and said "hey coach, Im very sorry, but I cant play this weekend. I have to go to jail for 2 nights." we thought he was joking. He had been caught driving without license and didnt comolete his social working hours. Therefore he really needed to sit for two nights. It was so damn funny you cant imagine. Because he normally was a really fine guy

nobody:

Having worked at a jail this is hilarious! 😂😂 Some of the most “hard acting” inmates I ever dealt with were the ones in jail on some petty charges like back child support or driving with a suspended license lol. They always felt the need to prove themselves. 🤦🏾‍♀️

I remember my brother was like that for awhile. He didn’t go to jail, he was just proud of drugs and partying, stuff like that. I just sat looking at him and telling him “you know you’re a tool right?”

one night in jail: