Cave Johnson talks about Black Mesa in perpetual testing initiative

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Was playing some custom map and saw this.

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  • @leightonpetty4817
    @leightonpetty48176 жыл бұрын

    “So I’m shutting that down before you end the world” Half-Life series averted

  • @JeithKarrett

    @JeithKarrett

    6 жыл бұрын

    this is canon.

  • @michaelfixedsys7463

    @michaelfixedsys7463

    6 жыл бұрын

    Thank god

  • @ArcturusOTE

    @ArcturusOTE

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@JeithKarrett In an alternate universe, it is

  • @kylefinn5301

    @kylefinn5301

    3 жыл бұрын

    A universe where the resonance cascade never happened...

  • @blaperturemesa1740

    @blaperturemesa1740

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kylefinn5301 Thanks to Cave.

  • @apertureAI-jw1iz
    @apertureAI-jw1iz6 жыл бұрын

    Cave Johnson is insane but even he knew it was a bad idea to research the xen crystals when a resonance cascade was possible.

  • @notinspectorgadget

    @notinspectorgadget

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's insane, not stupid.

  • @voxel8960

    @voxel8960

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's nowhere near insane. He got insane after he KNEW he's going to die. For example, the famous Lemons quote.

  • @narek323

    @narek323

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was already inevitable. The Gman set the events in motion from the very beginning. Even if some people at Black Mesa did halt the research into anomalous materials, the Gman would have had a plan B.

  • @jamesanderson5727

    @jamesanderson5727

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@voxel8960 what about the lizard men? Pretty dark and insane to me.

  • @voxel8960

    @voxel8960

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jamesanderson5727 I mean, the test subjects agreed.

  • @Jampolo_OG
    @Jampolo_OG5 жыл бұрын

    You know you've hit a new low when Cave-goddamn-Johnson berates you for your lack of common sense

  • @SophiaAstatine

    @SophiaAstatine

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's like Medic denouncing your procedure ethics.

  • @thefirebeanie5481

    @thefirebeanie5481

    2 жыл бұрын

    Jeez

  • @MisterFiasco

    @MisterFiasco

    11 ай бұрын

    @@SophiaAstatine Medic: “Four out of ten, blatant OVERuse of mega-baboon hearts”

  • @sacrificiallamb4568

    @sacrificiallamb4568

    4 ай бұрын

    700th

  • @Jampolo_OG

    @Jampolo_OG

    4 ай бұрын

    @@sacrificiallamb4568 Pog

  • @thatguynexus5935
    @thatguynexus59353 жыл бұрын

    Cave Johnson literally ended the Half Life series while saving the world

  • @DTheCritical

    @DTheCritical

    2 жыл бұрын

    In an alternate timeline yes

  • @DarkstarArchangel

    @DarkstarArchangel

    6 ай бұрын

    Not for G-Man.

  • @sabotabo7476
    @sabotabo74763 жыл бұрын

    as irresponsible as aperture is, they aren't the ones that brought about the apocalypse

  • @Lambdatories

    @Lambdatories

    7 ай бұрын

    Not to mention the world would have ended if they released the portal gun

  • @juneru2

    @juneru2

    3 ай бұрын

    True, they only uh, apocalized themselves, for a lack of better words.

  • @F100cTomas

    @F100cTomas

    3 ай бұрын

    They never released it. It's still in testing.

  • @debbiebernhardt5406

    @debbiebernhardt5406

    3 ай бұрын

    Gman must of intervened between aperture and black mesa. He had left trackers for everyone who left black mesa and then tracked chell. Judging by his behavior, this version met gman and followed his instructions just to buy them and have them come to aperture just to help with their portal gun.

  • @MrVauxs

    @MrVauxs

    3 ай бұрын

    Aperture Science private ambitions and whims of its insane owner funnily enough made it so it was way too focused on lesser, not planet-scaling technologies. Whereas Black Mesa was objectively more reliant and safer, it was practically working on weapons of mass destruction and despite all precautions, the metaphorical nuke exploded in their face, sabotaged by G-Man or not. Aperture Science in its own idiocy basically focused on completely the wrong things to cause any catastrophic mayhem that wasn't inside of its own 4 walls. And PR.

  • @FryMario55
    @FryMario559 жыл бұрын

    Blappeture Mesa Incident

  • @user-wt3lc7gy7u

    @user-wt3lc7gy7u

    4 жыл бұрын

    0:15 Averted

  • @goergebobicles1351

    @goergebobicles1351

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would have loved a tram ride tour voiced by cave.

  • @blaperturemesa1740

    @blaperturemesa1740

    3 жыл бұрын

    We prevented the resonance cascade so I don't know WTF you're talking about.

  • @blaperturemesa1740

    @blaperturemesa1740

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@goergebobicles1351 Play Portal Stories: Mel.

  • @blackaperturemesaresearchl3934

    @blackaperturemesaresearchl3934

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@blaperturemesa1740 I think we may have some copyright issues with our logos.

  • @El_Spooky_Hombre
    @El_Spooky_Hombre2 жыл бұрын

    "Cave Johnson, new owner and CEO of Twitter. That's right, you've been bought. "

  • @-Poka-

    @-Poka-

    2 жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of Shelby Fortright the CEO of Buy N Large from WALL-E

  • @onattienstudios

    @onattienstudios

    Жыл бұрын

    aged like milk

  • @trianglemoebius

    @trianglemoebius

    7 ай бұрын

    @@onattienstudios Like fine wine, you mean. Cave is - An incompetent CEO who only got to where he is by starting various companies that other people made successful - A raging megalomaniac who believes he can do no wrong and every failure is someone else's fault - Well-liked only by people who don't know much or anything about him - Hated by everyone else - Constantly pushing forward with questionably safe and effective tech. That's Elon to a T.

  • @endaburns2121

    @endaburns2121

    3 ай бұрын

    @@onattienstudios you can check what date comments were posted on this site. you have the ability to not make yourself seem like an idiot.

  • @onattienstudios

    @onattienstudios

    3 ай бұрын

    @@endaburns2121 this comment was like a year ago lol stop yapping

  • @fortyforty-seven1061
    @fortyforty-seven10613 жыл бұрын

    the way he says "you're supposed to be scientists!" makes him sound like a parent or grandparent scolding you

  • @Alex_FRD
    @Alex_FRD7 жыл бұрын

    He sounds absolutely elated for having destroyed his arch nemesis.

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos4 жыл бұрын

    Now that i think about it Cave has an excellent point

  • @alistersinclair4600

    @alistersinclair4600

    2 жыл бұрын

    about renaming Black Mesa to Blappature Mesa?

  • @aaronlucas2185

    @aaronlucas2185

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@alistersinclair4600 Obviously

  • @FundamentalGuitarShenanigans
    @FundamentalGuitarShenanigans3 жыл бұрын

    Black mesa: knows math Aperture Science: knows math and SCIENCE

  • @badpiggies988
    @badpiggies988 Жыл бұрын

    He’s saved this universe’s Earth. I mean seriously, in Gordon and Chell’s universe the BM were so preoccupied with whether they *could* that they didn’t stop to think if they *should*

  • @connorlee3704

    @connorlee3704

    Жыл бұрын

    Channeling your inner Ian Malcom?

  • @kR-qj7rw

    @kR-qj7rw

    7 ай бұрын

    the irony of cave fucking SCIENCE ISNT ABOUT WHY ITS ABOUT WHY NOT Johnson saying stop that fuck around before you find out its amazing

  • @Aquele_Neon

    @Aquele_Neon

    3 ай бұрын

    @@connorlee3704 it's because ian malcolm never misses

  • @SuperHandyman100
    @SuperHandyman1006 жыл бұрын

    G-Man: Shit...

  • @wclv1810

    @wclv1810

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Sssssshiiit"

  • @natebit8130

    @natebit8130

    4 жыл бұрын

    78

  • @senatorarmstrong6483

    @senatorarmstrong6483

    3 жыл бұрын

    oh heck

  • @AmaticXLII

    @AmaticXLII

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well technically, G-mans employers have no intrest in freeman anymore.

  • @yourwifesboyfriend8688

    @yourwifesboyfriend8688

    2 жыл бұрын

    *GALUNGA*

  • @lereff1382
    @lereff13827 жыл бұрын

    1. I like how KZread thinks this game is Black Mesa because the title mentions Black Mesa (see description) 2. Here's a transcript of what Cave says: "Cave Johnson, new owner and CEO of Black Mesa. That's right, you've been bought. First order of business, we're renaming you under the Aperture brand. I'm leaning towards Blappeture Mesa. Marketing boys think something else. So: Blappeture it is. Next, they tell me you people are conducting some anomalous materials research that could result in a resonance cascade. So I'm shutting that down before you idiots end the world. A resonance cascade! You're supposed to be scientists. Use some common sense."

  • @SirKolass

    @SirKolass

    5 жыл бұрын

    There's nothing in the description..

  • @blaperturemesa1740

    @blaperturemesa1740

    3 жыл бұрын

    Black Mesa doesn't exist. New motto: "We do what we must to make a better tomorrow for all mankind because we can."

  • @jendouglas9781

    @jendouglas9781

    3 ай бұрын

    No, it says Portal 2

  • @muffer62816

    @muffer62816

    2 ай бұрын

    rip they changed it back

  • @r.pizzamonkey7379
    @r.pizzamonkey73792 жыл бұрын

    This alternate Cave is probably a lot smarter than earth prime's Cave.

  • @LittleBlockyCube

    @LittleBlockyCube

    2 жыл бұрын

    agreed

  • @caroline8590

    @caroline8590

    2 жыл бұрын

    But every Cave is a cool Cave

  • @r.pizzamonkey7379

    @r.pizzamonkey7379

    2 жыл бұрын

    ​@@caroline8590 Well of course _you'd_ say that. Actually, hey, didn't you get deleted?

  • @caroline8590

    @caroline8590

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@r.pizzamonkey7379 maybe

  • @r.pizzamonkey7379

    @r.pizzamonkey7379

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@caroline8590 Wait, what am I saying, this is a video all about alternate universes, not sure why I was confused

  • @blood117
    @blood1179 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking something as simple as Aperture Science West.

  • @MrLinkinparkfreak

    @MrLinkinparkfreak

    9 жыл бұрын

    Why not Aperture Science South? (I know west fits as well, but considering that New Mexico is down south and Aperture is located in Upper Michigan, wouldn't south fit better?)

  • @Kaiwala

    @Kaiwala

    7 жыл бұрын

    2 years and its SOUTH WEST!

  • @TheDman131

    @TheDman131

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Kaiwala southwest Aperture science it is!

  • @Kaiwala

    @Kaiwala

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheDman131 2 years again and I actually have no idea what any of this is or why I said south west.

  • @TheDman131

    @TheDman131

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Kaiwala you're supposed to be a scientist, use some common sense!

  • @TheAnonymous384
    @TheAnonymous38410 жыл бұрын

    Well at least the earth will never be destroyed by the combine

  • @cruz3608
    @cruz36082 жыл бұрын

    This must be the universe where cave has the same personality traits but is actually smart with incredible foresight

  • @LeoYoshi54321
    @LeoYoshi543213 ай бұрын

    "Use some common sense." *Tester immediately tries to bludgeon themselves with a cube*

  • @Soneone.
    @Soneone.2 жыл бұрын

    I like to think about this universe a lot. It's such an interesting concept. Like, does this mean Aperture also got the military funding they were after? What could having an actual budget do for the advances in their tech? Would GLaDOS still be created? And if so would it actually end up with a good ending? Would Aperture just become a more humane version of the Combine (seeing as the human vault from the Portal 2 Coop missions very much looks like the Citadel)? Would the Combine find a way eventually to Earth? And will it stand a fighting chance with this more advanced technology? Sure, Black Mesa was very advanced, but Aperture? They were decades in front of them. Would the whole Xen teleportation be ditched for the easier portals of the Quantum Tunneling Device (portal gun)? And also what about Dr Breen? He would have likely had some words with Johnson about ending such a large parts of the research process. Maybe he'd end all Xen related projects and make some more interesting stuff. There's so much to think about this AU! I want way more of it!!

  • @caramelcandys

    @caramelcandys

    Жыл бұрын

    This buying out also most likely averted his downfall thus not giving him the idea of putting caroline in charge after he dies turning her into glados

  • @badpiggies988

    @badpiggies988

    Жыл бұрын

    Think of the many applications of a safer, consumer-ready version of the portal device

  • @lifeland9004

    @lifeland9004

    Жыл бұрын

    As for the combine, wasn't it the resonance cascade that attracted their attention? Or am I misremembering the lore?

  • @DrCranium

    @DrCranium

    Жыл бұрын

    My personal joke headcanon is that all of the events of Half-Life series are the results of a computer simulation (maybe - an off-shot of the GLaDOS project research) aimed exclusively at shutting up Johnson’s new subordinates - Breen and Vance, - on the topic of the necessity of shutting down the AnMat Research Lab: picture him pointing at the screen while triumphantly yelling at them “See?!?! I fucking told ya that this would happen!!!”

  • @demonchu666

    @demonchu666

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DrCranium meanwhile Gordon is wondering why and how this simulation views him as an unstoppable force.

  • @DoodleWill
    @DoodleWill4 жыл бұрын

    Everything goes smoothly until the Combine find out about the Portal gun.

  • @lonelywhale1548

    @lonelywhale1548

    Жыл бұрын

    Without the cascade the combine won't find earth.

  • @kimblandino

    @kimblandino

    6 ай бұрын

    Aint no way in hell The Combine would fuck with Cave Johnson!

  • @Voice_from_the_Void
    @Voice_from_the_Void3 ай бұрын

    "Use some common sense" he said as his test subject repeatedly hits himself on the head with a heavy brick of a box

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune Жыл бұрын

    The difference in this universe is Cave Johnson wasn't incompetent or crazy. He is a genius that's actually good at business.

  • @gringusgaming
    @gringusgaming5 ай бұрын

    I find this so hilarious because the Combine began using interdimensional travel to start spreading and assimilating as many things as possible, and Aperture uses it for what, exactly? To save money because he was going fucking bankrupt. The fact that Aperture had such advanced technology, to the point that it was more advanced than the Combine's to some extent given their desires for the Borealis, and they use it for such petty shit is spectacular. What's also funny is that GLaDOS seemingly kept aperture science safe from the Combine, assuming that Portal 2 really does take place thousands of years in the future.

  • @MakusinMeringue

    @MakusinMeringue

    3 ай бұрын

    I'm pretty sure GLaDOS does allude to the outside world being some sort of foreign/bad place, so I think she managed to deal with them somehow

  • @gringusgaming

    @gringusgaming

    3 ай бұрын

    @@MakusinMeringue yes at the end of portal 1 she says "I have an infinite capacity for knowledge and even I don't know whats going on out there" I believe it is meant to hint at the resonance cascade or perhaps the 7 hour war

  • @gringusgaming

    @gringusgaming

    3 ай бұрын

    @@MakusinMeringue Honestly it is probably 7 hour war since it can be inferred by the Cave Jonhson quotes in the perpetual testing initiative that a resonance cascade is a generally well known theoretical phenomenon. Of course those quotes come from an alternate dimension where Aperture buys black mesa so it could be that he was just notified of what a resonance cascade is by a subordinate... Given his tone and the fact that he owns aperture I would assume he is scientifically minded enough to be aware of a resonance cascade if it already was already widely known to be theoretically possible in the scientific community, but given Cave's personality I would not be surprised if he decided to pretend like he knew what one is the whole time despite only recently having learned what a resonance cascade even freaking is lol. It makes more sense that it would be the 7 hour war also because the Combine was a total unknown. GLaDOS should have the mental processing power to run physics simulations and understand what that a resonance cascade is theoretically possible, but GLaDOS almost certainly wouldn't be aware of the Combine's existence. The only issue there is that if it WAS the 7 hour war, you would think that you would see some type of actual warfare or any sign that the entire planet is under attack after you escape but it just looks like a normal day outside.

  • @fisch37

    @fisch37

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@gringusgamingPortal 2 takes place _way_ after Portal 1. In my mind Half-life was already over when Portal 2 happened

  • @gringusgaming

    @gringusgaming

    3 ай бұрын

    @@fisch37 it just takes some unknown unit of time with a quantity of an unknown number of 9's, it could be 9 days, 99 years, 9999999999999 seconds, but yeah I wouldn't be surprised if it was long after

  • @totallynoteverything1.
    @totallynoteverything1. Жыл бұрын

    imagine if he prevented the Resonance Cascade, and instead caused a Black Hole accident with the portal gun. No not swallowing the Earth, the miniature black hole instead exploding with the force of many nuclear bombs due to it decaying quickly

  • @Titanic-wo6bq

    @Titanic-wo6bq

    2 ай бұрын

    I mean that would be not as bad as what ended up happening in the original timeline...

  • @DarkstarArchangel

    @DarkstarArchangel

    Ай бұрын

    That whole Resonance Cascade thing was actually caused by two of G-Man's "nudges" 1 being: Switch the crystal 2nd being: Boost the machine 105%

  • @HashNightflux
    @HashNightflux3 жыл бұрын

    Just in case you are wondering, the map's name is Heartbeat. Stumbled across it while playing Portal 2.

  • @Firestar4041
    @Firestar4041 Жыл бұрын

    G-man: "Well . . . shit. Time for, plan, Beeeeeee...." Caves the best

  • @Atom_dom_2004
    @Atom_dom_20043 жыл бұрын

    Cave Johnson preventing HalfLife3

  • @krookyj
    @krookyj4 ай бұрын

    it's so cool hearing "resonance cascade" come out of jk simmons' voice

  • @Fulllife3.2
    @Fulllife3.23 жыл бұрын

    5 minutes later, a suited weird man walks in: ...: Hello, Mr Johnson. I have come to talk about your cancellation of The anomalous materials testing... My.... Employers have been very disappointed by this. Cave: Listen pal, i don't care about the wishes of the government. Blappeture Mesa is my damned company and i will do whatever the damned hell i want. If your "employers" have any problems with this tell 'em not to send some spineless G-man such as yourself and an actual scientist who knows what he is doing. You can see yourself out now, pal! ....: This was a very... Disappointing conversation Mr. Johnson... Before i head out i would like you expect unforeseen... Consequences... Cave: Is that a threat pal? Who the hell do you think you are to come into my facility and wave threats AT ME?! CAVE JOHNSON! CEO OF APERTURE SCIENCE AND BLAPPETURE MESA! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE AND MY FACILITY! ....: I apologize if i had made it seem as a... Threat.... You can take it however you would like however.....

  • @microman502

    @microman502

    2 жыл бұрын

    The moon rocks that eventually killed Cave Johnson? Those were actually supplied by the G-man.

  • @mattir6276

    @mattir6276

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@microman502 it all makes sense now

  • @Bananappleboy

    @Bananappleboy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mattir6276 yes it all makes sense now oh ohh o- battleblock theater, sorry.

  • @benrybenrybenrey

    @benrybenrybenrey

    Жыл бұрын

    *AND THEN IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW*

  • @DarkstarArchangel

    @DarkstarArchangel

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@microman502BINGO! G-Man "nudged" Cave Johnson's death!

  • @tellurian7999
    @tellurian79997 жыл бұрын

    Oh great now GLaDOS is going to take over while the black mesa incident is happens at the same time!

  • @JacobVonRoker

    @JacobVonRoker

    7 жыл бұрын

    Weren't you listening? They're not going through with the anomalous material testing. Although, Tau cannons and teleportation, that's still fair game.

  • @mizuno1361

    @mizuno1361

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cave shut that down but the GladOs thing could still happen if he gets moon rock cancer

  • @blaperturemesa1740

    @blaperturemesa1740

    3 жыл бұрын

    What is GLaDOS? Here at Blaperture all we have is AS-DOS. Aperture Science Disk Operating System. And we stopped all anomalous material testing at the former Black Mesa Research Center.

  • @tellurian7999

    @tellurian7999

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@blaperturemesa1740 thanks for bringing me back here

  • @blaperturemesa1740

    @blaperturemesa1740

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Mizunooo the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System Initiative (GLaDOSI) was cancelled, and replaced with the Aperture Science Disk Operating System, based off of the Microsoft Disk Operating System (MS-DOS).

  • @theguywhoisaustralian1465
    @theguywhoisaustralian14652 ай бұрын

    Cave Johnson a few years later: "what the hell do you mean unforeseen consequences? I could have foreseen it while wearing sunglasses in a closet with a paper bag over my head"

  • @n0m4r22
    @n0m4r224 жыл бұрын

    kinda wish he'd reference Gordon Freeman

  • @TheONLYFeli0

    @TheONLYFeli0

    3 жыл бұрын

    Gordon is just some random ass scientist

  • @rain7895

    @rain7895

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah Cave died before the resonance cascade so Gordon is nothing to him and everyone else

  • @RPbirdzz
    @RPbirdzz2 жыл бұрын

    Somewhere gman is crying

  • @alu2901

    @alu2901

    3 ай бұрын

    In his little pocket dimension with his little briefcase.

  • @quintencornelissen2274

    @quintencornelissen2274

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@alu2901lmao i want to see that

  • @DarkstarArchangel

    @DarkstarArchangel

    Ай бұрын

    Or G-Man just did another "nudge" and gave Cave some Moon Rocks.

  • @chaihill1837
    @chaihill18372 жыл бұрын

    Just wanted to make it clear that this is an Alternate Cave from another universe. Probably one that’s less insane.

  • @td335

    @td335

    3 ай бұрын

    Cave isn't Cave if his mind isn't half-not-here and the other half isn't spitting random genius mixed with moronity

  • @Denku
    @Denku10 жыл бұрын

    Alternate universes FTW

  • @Loopy1330
    @Loopy13306 жыл бұрын

    These were lines courtesy of Valve so I'm pretty sure Half-Life 3 is still going to be a thing. Really cool to hear Cave just openly talk about Black Mesa and the events that triggered Gordon Freeman's adventures (be it non-cannon). As far a the nitty gritty details, Cave Johnson died of cancer some time in the 90's from the moon rocks so anything after his death, GLaDOS would have existed in some form. In Portal 1 during the escape sequence an conference room can be found with a projector showing a slide comparing Black Mesa and Aperture. This means that Bring You Daughter to Work Day (when GLaDOS killed 99% of Aperture's employees) would have had to happened sometime before the Resonance Cascade, since Black Mesa was still competing with Aperture. So yeah, alternate universe Cave Johnson confirmed.

  • @ohwhen7814

    @ohwhen7814

    6 жыл бұрын

    [Redacted] Also, I just wana point out about the physics between the ZPEFM (Gravity Gun) and the Portal Gun. (Hint: Picking up stuff)

  • @ArcturusOTE

    @ArcturusOTE

    4 жыл бұрын

    I also wonder if there's multiple G Men and employers in these multiverses or is there only 1 G Man and co cross these MVs

  • @nathanielwindsor7679

    @nathanielwindsor7679

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Vytautas Irtmonas are you sure about that

  • @dac5782

    @dac5782

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@JoaoPedro-yt7eo Did you happen to see the ending / post-credits part?

  • @ZackMathissa

    @ZackMathissa

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dac5782 Shit is about to get lit for Half-Life fans.

  • @THE_SONICSTER
    @THE_SONICSTER6 ай бұрын

    The Gman was probably thinking this was not supposed to happen

  • @DarkstarArchangel

    @DarkstarArchangel

    6 ай бұрын

    He was thinking to "nudge" Aperture Science and supply Cave Johnson with poisonous moon rocks.

  • @nowunused4631
    @nowunused46312 жыл бұрын

    when you realize this cave johnson saved earth from the combine

  • @DarkstarArchangel

    @DarkstarArchangel

    6 ай бұрын

    Unfortunately, it won't stop the combine force entirely.

  • @zanarkand1988
    @zanarkand198812 жыл бұрын

    i love this quote

  • @Euclidiuss
    @Euclidiuss4 жыл бұрын

    I wonder who would win in a fight, Cave Johnson or Dr. Breen.

  • @Yingyanglord1

    @Yingyanglord1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Prepare for the slapping match of the century

  • @kramerius2219

    @kramerius2219

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cave Johnson has flammable lemons, I think he wins

  • @n0m4r22

    @n0m4r22

    4 жыл бұрын

    i think a better match-up would be Cave Johnson vs Arne Magnusson

  • @blaperturemesa1740

    @blaperturemesa1740

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cave. Breen became a homeless man after losing his job. Then we selected him for testing. Didn't get his $60. Died in the first test: seeing how many Turret bullets it takes to kill a man.

  • @ethanlivemere1162

    @ethanlivemere1162

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cave will just burn down the Citadel with lemons

  • @wastedanguish9927
    @wastedanguish9927Ай бұрын

    The great JK Simmons as Cave Johnson.

  • @Crowbar
    @Crowbar10 жыл бұрын

    wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, wait... wait. Didnt Cave Johnson died like in the 80s or so (And Half-Life 1 takes place around the 90s)? And didnt the military destroy Black Mesa so nobody knows? Thats a good point really. Maybe it has something to do with that Multiverse thing, but still its really strange.

  • @aruce9

    @aruce9

    4 жыл бұрын

    There are versions of cave Johnson who never got moon dust poisoning and so never created glados this version bought out black Mesa and stopped the resonance cascade

  • @anthrohypotenuse

    @anthrohypotenuse

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@aruce9 What do you mean by "versions"?

  • @mnicolas9742

    @mnicolas9742

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@anthrohypotenuse Multiverse, that's what. There's a lot of Cave Johnson's versions around

  • @No-jz1jk

    @No-jz1jk

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@aruce9 that one version where he still died of moon rocks, just a few decades later, and made GLADoS but even more advanced, a design that does not have wires hanging everywhere and has bullet deflecting slanted armor plates with curves and built in pipelines to cool down a quantum computer with freaking liquid nitrogen

  • @mr.dystopian5554

    @mr.dystopian5554

    2 жыл бұрын

    Half Life takes place in the early 2000's. As for Cave, he managed to transfer his consciousness to an Easter Island head. While he's technically still, it wouldn't make sense of the messages all being prerecorded before he died.

  • @blaperturemesa1740
    @blaperturemesa17403 жыл бұрын

    Here we go.

  • @Xtars

    @Xtars

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hi how are the things going on?

  • @blaperturemesa1740

    @blaperturemesa1740

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Xtars Well we avoided causing the end of the world.

  • @Xtars

    @Xtars

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@blaperturemesa1740 so hows cave going is he done shutting that "portal" thing down?

  • @blaperturemesa1740

    @blaperturemesa1740

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Xtars Yeah, Sector C has been converted into a new Enrichment Center.

  • @Xtars

    @Xtars

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@blaperturemesa1740 now what they test on? Repulsion gel, all survace portal thing?

  • @sahilhossian8212
    @sahilhossian82126 ай бұрын

    Lore of Cave Johnson talks about Black Mesa in perpetual testing initiative momentum 100

  • @AnaPaulaBOliveira
    @AnaPaulaBOliveira9 жыл бұрын

    How about Aperture Mesa or Black Science? xD

  • @WELSHGAMER99

    @WELSHGAMER99

    8 жыл бұрын

    Nah Mr Johnson has to think of something insane. Like combustible lemons :D

  • @acommonfbiagent6444

    @acommonfbiagent6444

    6 жыл бұрын

    Black Science sound racist

  • @keaneapo1094

    @keaneapo1094

    4 жыл бұрын

    A Common

  • @blaperturemesa1740

    @blaperturemesa1740

    3 жыл бұрын

    No.

  • @1ztype343

    @1ztype343

    3 жыл бұрын

    Black science? Yes.

  • @paulmurgatroyd6372
    @paulmurgatroyd63722 ай бұрын

    I can only see Cave Johnson being played by J.K. Simmons now.

  • @KwikBR

    @KwikBR

    2 ай бұрын

    that's the only person he's ever been played by

  • @dumpanimator
    @dumpanimator22 сағат бұрын

    Full life Timeline where we play as gordon in black mesa nit to shot some alien But to do some science

  • @tux1468
    @tux14684 ай бұрын

    Half-Life fans: "The Combine have taken over the majority of the multiverse" The multiverse:

  • @DarkstarArchangel

    @DarkstarArchangel

    Ай бұрын

    They took over Xen, they don't have to take over every timeline.

  • @kakyoindonut3213
    @kakyoindonut32134 ай бұрын

    Aperture kills many test subjects, but it's a very small numbers compare to triggering an almost extinction of humanity

  • @corphish129
    @corphish1299 ай бұрын

    The good ending.

  • @GouAndSotsuWereMistakes
    @GouAndSotsuWereMistakes Жыл бұрын

    I want to see this parallel universe

  • @jendouglas9781
    @jendouglas97813 ай бұрын

    The virgin Breen: Instigated an alien attack on Black Mesa, sold out humanity to The Combine 7 hours after they even showed up, indirectly played a part in both Eli's death, and Alyx's capture by The Employers. The chad Cave: founded an entire science facility out of a shower certain company ,created a portal device as well as other impressive teleportation devices, bought Black Mesa and even prevented entire Half Life events

  • @CyanSythe
    @CyanSythe3 ай бұрын

    shooting crystals from another dimension that isnt a dimension cuz it links other dimensions but its still technically is another dimension and shooting said crystals with a laser that has the energy of 10 suns, or shvoop, point A to B (if theres a flat surface at both that is)

  • @Koronuru
    @Koronuru3 ай бұрын

    At least there won't be 7 Hours War.

  • @theblackmesaresearchfacili1079
    @theblackmesaresearchfacili10793 жыл бұрын

    the fuck

  • @Xtars

    @Xtars

    2 жыл бұрын

    *thats right you've been bought*

  • @xm-1-24-b4
    @xm-1-24-b4 Жыл бұрын

    When the G-man talked to cave, Cave fired him

  • @DarkstarArchangel

    @DarkstarArchangel

    Ай бұрын

    Then G-Man "nudged" Cave with moon rocks.

  • @Chicagocanine
    @Chicagocanine2 ай бұрын

    If the Combine invasion never happened, would GLaDOS still have gotten away with her takeover of Aperture? I feel like someone would’ve done something about the situation… If not right away, at least while she was incapacitated. So, sometime before the events of Portal 2… 🤔

  • @brauliorivera2564
    @brauliorivera2564Ай бұрын

    Me on this timeline where blapeture Mesa was named by cave johnson. Wallace breen and cave johnson becomes friends. Gordon and Collette are married and have kids of their own. Alyx is now the goddaughter of gordon. Arne Magnuson has left blapeture mesa to do other things. Issac kliener has done a great project for Eli. After cave johnson passed away, Caroline and wallace breen takes over blapeture mesa where they include both cores and scientists to work there and make them do other projects ehich makes eli happy. The combine never invaded.

  • @Lampshadecollector
    @Lampshadecollector7 ай бұрын

    Watashi wa mayaku chūdoku-shadesu

  • @Crowbar
    @Crowbar12 жыл бұрын

    yes its really interesting :D

  • @serjeypanin6143
    @serjeypanin614310 жыл бұрын

    i think that Cave Johnson might actually be the G-MAN ! that explains his ability of teleportation and also his ability of stopping time ! Also if you played half life 2 you must know the scene about the borealis ship. You can see the aperture logo on the ship and then you see the ship itself in portal 2. I think even if cave is not gman he deffenetly is somehow connected to the half life universe (and obviusly the portal universe)

  • @egoguy5307

    @egoguy5307

    6 жыл бұрын

    It is confirmed that Portal and Half-Life are in the same universe. This is a Multiverse and it doesn't represent canon. In the canon, Cave died of Moon Rock Poisoning

  • @ohwhen7814

    @ohwhen7814

    6 жыл бұрын

    They are. In Half Life 2: Episode 2, the Overwatch Announcer is similar to the voice of GlaDos. Also, it may have never occurred to anyone, but the Gravity Gun and Portal Gun are similar is many way. And the turrets. And the fact that there is only 2 games in the series. I want to see a Half Life 3 at some point. Plz....

  • @aureavita8653

    @aureavita8653

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ohwhen7814 the tech that black mesa has might have some inspirations or even stole from aperture. For the overwatch announcer, yes they sound similar because they both have the same voice actor, but are by no means connected

  • @Rob-sf4xy

    @Rob-sf4xy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hey quicl update cave johnson is developed on the new aperture science game

  • @trianglemoebius

    @trianglemoebius

    7 ай бұрын

    @@egoguy5307The Multiverse actually does represent HL2 canon, because the Combine are from an alternate universe themselves.

  • @smsff7
    @smsff72 ай бұрын

    When Cave warns you about safety issues, you know you've fucked up.

  • @venezuelaballloquendero2124
    @venezuelaballloquendero21244 жыл бұрын

    I dont think about AU First of all because in Half life timeline in the Half life wikia includes portal events on it And people say that portal 2 happens after Half life 3 or Half life 2

  • @luckyperga

    @luckyperga

    3 жыл бұрын

    There is a multiverse

  • @Chicagocanine
    @Chicagocanine2 ай бұрын

    You know it’s bad when Cave Johnson is telling you to use common sense 😆

  • @Mr_Modder
    @Mr_Modder3 ай бұрын

    Good ending 😊

  • @RaamWTF
    @RaamWTF10 жыл бұрын

    Cave Johnson Knew Te Resonance Cascade?!

  • @KTX-46811
    @KTX-468113 ай бұрын

    Freeman is also Fired for tardiness

  • @VirusOfCheese
    @VirusOfCheese3 жыл бұрын

    Dear aperture science. If you are so good at preventing disasters how come you let a AI take over your facility ?

  • @argyldeathbrand6192

    @argyldeathbrand6192

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well cave was dead at that point, so…

  • @joshuarobinson8529

    @joshuarobinson8529

    2 жыл бұрын

    Response: Dear Sectorial Commander, The Cave Johnson you are trying to reach is in a close-proximity quantum offshoot of a close-proximity quantum offshoot of the main Enrichment Center. I am still in command of the baseline facility, and Cave Johnson is long dead. For Science, GLaDOS P.S: The "Blaperture Mesa" world is hereby nominated for "Most Sensible Living Cave Johnson." Reason: The Combine aren't ravaging his world and depleting potential test subjects.

  • @Crowbar
    @Crowbar11 жыл бұрын

    black-aperture com :O Never thought of that!

  • @blaperturemesa1740

    @blaperturemesa1740

    3 жыл бұрын

    Blaperture Mesa

  • @aplsed
    @aplsed Жыл бұрын

    G-Man must be pinching himself, going "well now what the fuck do I tell my employers!?"

  • @sahilhossian8212

    @sahilhossian8212

    6 ай бұрын

    "Black Mesa has been bought by aperture science, there's nothing we can do. . . My employers😔💀"

  • @buttersddragon
    @buttersddragon3 ай бұрын

    oh my god this video is 11 years old

  • @ZoofyZoof

    @ZoofyZoof

    2 ай бұрын

    I thought it was new at first and used AI

  • @buddy5196
    @buddy51964 жыл бұрын

    Now to file these bankruptcy paper.

  • @floridianrailauto9032

    @floridianrailauto9032

    4 жыл бұрын

    Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt-

  • @bazedayzanimations1699z

    @bazedayzanimations1699z

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah Gordon freeman can't save you now.

  • @blaperturemesa1740

    @blaperturemesa1740

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ha, Imagine causing a resonance cascade, can't relate.

  • @buddy5196

    @buddy5196

    3 жыл бұрын

    Blaperture Mesa Ha imagine killing your employees and being a very unethical death facility

  • @blaperturemesa1740

    @blaperturemesa1740

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Black Mesa sure, but we didn’t kill almost the entire population of earth now did we?

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood72213 жыл бұрын

    G-man: "Well. Shit."

  • @SmashSuperODSTs
    @SmashSuperODSTsАй бұрын

    Cave pretty much saved the world from being conquered by the Combine in this world. But I get the feeling that just because he shut down the Anomalous Materials Research, doesn’t mean that there could also be ‘Unforeseen Consequences’ should Cave be ‘nudged’ in a different direction. The mysterious man with the briefcase can be cunning as to persuade Cave in a different direction.

  • @DarkstarArchangel
    @DarkstarArchangel6 ай бұрын

    So THAT'S why Cave Johnson is dead in the primary universe, the GMAN must have "nudged" Cave's death.

  • @tinpotwearer5143
    @tinpotwearer5143 Жыл бұрын

    I mean, Black Mesa's weapon testing area is an unused sector of Black Mesa even though they could've created an area specifically for weapon testing. Like, what if that same unused area is actually more important?

  • @katzenware
    @katzenware5 жыл бұрын

    *Blapature Mesa*

  • @blaperturemesa1740

    @blaperturemesa1740

    3 жыл бұрын

    You called?

  • @quintencornelissen2274

    @quintencornelissen2274

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@blaperturemesa1740how ur new boss?

  • @Dinoteddi
    @Dinoteddi3 ай бұрын

    You know youve stooped very low when even Aperture science says the project is a bad idea

  • @goozilla1998
    @goozilla19982 жыл бұрын

    Huh? Oh Right Black Mesa Earlier That From Half-Life

  • @thesmilingman7576
    @thesmilingman75763 жыл бұрын

    0:19 great now xenian life can't escape to earth and lure the combine here to take over

  • @tomerpilo5193
    @tomerpilo51933 жыл бұрын

    what is this a crossover episode?

  • @blaperturemesa1740

    @blaperturemesa1740

    3 жыл бұрын

    The Blaperture Mesa Perpetual Testing Initiative.

  • @wyattwilson1829
    @wyattwilson1829 Жыл бұрын

    Cave legit caused the events of half life to vanish

  • @someasiandude4797
    @someasiandude47973 ай бұрын

    “you’re supposed to be scientists! Use some common sense! Anyway I’ve decided all those smart robots that tried to kill everyone would be a great lobster desheller!

  • @sev3896
    @sev38966 жыл бұрын

    IT MEANS THAT I DONT KNOW IF ITS TRUE IS IT PORTAL 2 HALF LIFE 3 (WARNING ONLY THOUGHTS)

  • @noahe8093
    @noahe80934 жыл бұрын

    51

  • @DistaLatania
    @DistaLatania3 ай бұрын

    Aperture is unethical, but even they know when to stop.

  • @ismet9223
    @ismet92233 жыл бұрын

    Did he stopped gman plan

  • @DarkstarArchangel

    @DarkstarArchangel

    6 ай бұрын

    No, G-Man planned to nudge Aperture Science since Cave buying Black Mesa would be possible.

  • @Pikatwo121
    @Pikatwo121 Жыл бұрын

    Cave is smart and this is the 200th comment.

  • @exoconn5553
    @exoconn55535 жыл бұрын

    WhT map is this?

  • @kohakkanuva3224
    @kohakkanuva32242 жыл бұрын

    see, In every universe cave is trying to save the world.... besides the one where he went crazy and killed a bunch of people.

  • @Feastables-kw1oi
    @Feastables-kw1oi3 ай бұрын

    what map was it

  • @yag821
    @yag8212 жыл бұрын

    Link to map?

  • @aruce9
    @aruce94 жыл бұрын

    By the way this is canon to the half life story

  • @vuxono6517

    @vuxono6517

    3 жыл бұрын

    no

  • @minelayer26

    @minelayer26

    2 жыл бұрын

    no its not, this is canon to another multiverse, the cave in the half life universe died of moon rock poisoning in the 80s

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