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  • @splitt2678
    @splitt26789 ай бұрын

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  • @catwithapipe4036

    @catwithapipe4036

    9 ай бұрын

    This video was indeed ballington fr

  • @michaeldelaware5026

    @michaeldelaware5026

    8 ай бұрын

    Being faded is no reason to say those things my man

  • @cybrnova
    @cybrnova10 ай бұрын

    i’ll admit that im a cart connoisseur but i make sure i only smoke legit carts it’s not because i don’t like bud it’s because my parents let me smoke but hate the smell of weed so when i do get bud i have to go to extreme efforts to hide the smell

  • @ziavo2614

    @ziavo2614

    10 ай бұрын

    shii me i just go aroun the blok

  • @selfdetriment

    @selfdetriment

    10 ай бұрын

    @@ziavo2614^^

  • @trachea5104

    @trachea5104

    10 ай бұрын

    fr!

  • @drakefromstatefarm5752

    @drakefromstatefarm5752

    10 ай бұрын

    J leave the house😭

  • @FemboyAerospace

    @FemboyAerospace

    10 ай бұрын

    SAME!!!

  • @q9.sim99
    @q9.sim9910 ай бұрын

    Bruh on my life I’m sat in the toilet hitting my cart on the toilet.😂😂I am non functional frank😂😂

  • @snsteams

    @snsteams

    10 ай бұрын

    Real

  • @Mysterious-Night

    @Mysterious-Night

    10 ай бұрын

    Dw I do that at school all the time during 5 minutes periods between classes 😂 piss and vape simultaneously, if I’m releasing waste might as well get stoned too

  • @yunggatz6638

    @yunggatz6638

    10 ай бұрын

    lmfao I’m ngl sitting on the toilet smacking the penji is one of life’s greatest moments. The sheer bliss from excreting shit, and the effects of that glorious thc cartridge taking place. I’m about to do that same thing rn lmfaoo

  • @vast3062

    @vast3062

    10 ай бұрын

    took a hit for this

  • @Oliver-pb9fu

    @Oliver-pb9fu

    10 ай бұрын

    Same

  • @WhoisWavy
    @WhoisWavy10 ай бұрын

    I was a cart fiend in HS but I always made sure the ppl blessing me were blessed back whenever I had a pen I would drain my pens so fast jus giving out hits so I think it balances out

  • @Julian.E.Liechty

    @Julian.E.Liechty

    10 ай бұрын

    real shit

  • @nelsomfye7

    @nelsomfye7

    10 ай бұрын

    How it’s supposed to be💯

  • @bankrollbrizz007Z

    @bankrollbrizz007Z

    10 ай бұрын

    💯💯

  • @TrackStar42

    @TrackStar42

    10 ай бұрын

    Gotta bless the bros

  • @_kermy_420

    @_kermy_420

    10 ай бұрын

    same lmao

  • @segasatsakura7581
    @segasatsakura758110 ай бұрын

    Unfortunately, I am a cart fiend. Luckily, I have no access to carts.

  • @MartWithanM

    @MartWithanM

    10 ай бұрын

    real

  • @supasaiyanshaggy7311

    @supasaiyanshaggy7311

    10 ай бұрын

    I’m too broke rn. If I wasn’t I’d have a cart rn💀💀

  • @yunggatz6638

    @yunggatz6638

    10 ай бұрын

    @@supasaiyanshaggy7311these next hits off my gelato cart are for you my friend

  • @precizshun

    @precizshun

    10 ай бұрын

    how the hell bro they are literally everywhere

  • @MartWithanM

    @MartWithanM

    10 ай бұрын

    @@precizshun bring me one🙏

  • @he_wildn
    @he_wildn10 ай бұрын

    I’m an addict but I’ll never ask niggas for THEIR CART😂. My wallet tho…fuck

  • @tydatv2674

    @tydatv2674

    10 ай бұрын

    you don't have real friends if they don't offer huffs when you're down bad

  • @King.ca.m

    @King.ca.m

    10 ай бұрын

    @@tydatv2674fr but like ill never ask them to hit it 😂

  • @BillyBob-im7og

    @BillyBob-im7og

    10 ай бұрын

    @@tydatv2674g shit and then when you get one you bless them back it works out good

  • @ghostlytube3196

    @ghostlytube3196

    10 ай бұрын

    I don’t let anybody hit my carts. That oil is too valuable, and they suck that shit like it’s a fucking lollipop. Before you know it, you got a quarter of oil left.

  • @circleinforthecube5170

    @circleinforthecube5170

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@tydatv2674not the whole thing though bruh

  • @Danger-vy8ld
    @Danger-vy8ld10 ай бұрын

    splitt never fails to make me giggle n wiggle my toes

  • @shawn2767

    @shawn2767

    10 ай бұрын

    hehe

  • @yunggatz6638

    @yunggatz6638

    10 ай бұрын

    can I suck em

  • @camdnn

    @camdnn

    10 ай бұрын

    @@shawn2767 tehe

  • @splitt2678

    @splitt2678

    10 ай бұрын

    💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @chutenboot

    @chutenboot

    10 ай бұрын

    yo nah jit trippen

  • @_helium_
    @_helium_8 ай бұрын

    Telling the munchies “no thank you” is so real. I find it easier to fast when high. I can just zone in to that “no thank you” zone and I can ignore my munchies and my actual hunger lmao

  • @seshqueens3091

    @seshqueens3091

    20 күн бұрын

    Same it’s the worst when it gets to that point tho cause then I have no appetite to eat when sober or high and than I’m just like fucked

  • @chutenboot
    @chutenboot10 ай бұрын

    we all have a cart addict ruining the sesh

  • @BigChiefHill

    @BigChiefHill

    10 ай бұрын

    they usually always have green on standby tho

  • @chutenboot

    @chutenboot

    10 ай бұрын

    @@BigChiefHill still

  • @doffy9626
    @doffy962610 ай бұрын

    When I was still in school we had someone named "one hit joe" and the reason we'd say that is because he'd always ask for a hit for hit. The only problem was that joe had lungs of steel. He'd let you hit his cart once and in return he'd hit your cart "once" so joe would go on and take his hit but he wouldn't exhale he'd take a blinker then go for another one immediately without even taking his lips off it after the first hit and sometimes he'd go for 3 hits. Joe would also not let you take another hit of his cart after you removed your lips so most people just ended up disliking him and just not interacting with him

  • @emmabrown3095

    @emmabrown3095

    7 ай бұрын

    Yeah that’s no bueno

  • @sirclapsthemost
    @sirclapsthemost10 ай бұрын

    You forgot Bless Up Benjamin. He always asks you to bless him up with the penjamin in the school bathrooms 🫣

  • @samuelavlonitis1979

    @samuelavlonitis1979

    2 ай бұрын

    Bless up Benjamin still exists after school like this mfer be asking to bless you on the smoke break at work

  • @lexx2284
    @lexx228410 ай бұрын

    started out as a cart addict bc of strict parents I could never smoke bud lmaooo but fr carts are dangerous if you get addicted quick

  • @memedude0074

    @memedude0074

    10 ай бұрын

    Yea they are the withdrawals are 2x worse than grass (some ppl are immune to withdrawals) I’m on day 4 and Jesus Christ my body heat is all over the place, I feel nauseous throughout the day, insomnia, stomach problems shit sucks I wanna die rn it took 2 days for withdrawals to rlly rlly hit me

  • @anotherhairlessapewithanop7455

    @anotherhairlessapewithanop7455

    9 ай бұрын

    @@memedude0074are you still clean, and how are the withdrawals now?

  • @SolaceWhore

    @SolaceWhore

    9 ай бұрын

    @@memedude0074I used to go through a gram of medical in a day and a half, never had withdrawals. Sucks to be you

  • @memedude0074

    @memedude0074

    9 ай бұрын

    @@SolaceWhore oh cool I guess the big question now is who tf asked?

  • @memedude0074

    @memedude0074

    9 ай бұрын

    @@anotherhairlessapewithanop7455 yea I’m still clean it stopped after 2 weeks or so

  • @parzahval2884
    @parzahval288410 ай бұрын

    I low key thought I was gonna get flamed in this, but this video helped me realize that over a week for a cart is pretty good n y’all chief too much 😭

  • @shawn6477

    @shawn6477

    10 ай бұрын

    Mine last 2-3 weeks 😭 Everyday usage too I just use at the end of the day and try to maximize them as much as possible

  • @taxevader7777

    @taxevader7777

    10 ай бұрын

    Bro i have a cart from last december thats almost empty but still got some left in it. I go through weed hella slow especially since ive started using kratom in the last ~2 months

  • @acetown2263

    @acetown2263

    10 ай бұрын

    I finish my carts in 3 days lmao, most I made one last was 5 days

  • @wedkwho

    @wedkwho

    9 ай бұрын

    Carts use to last me a month and now they last me like 3 weeks and i been smoking for a year now 😂

  • @nvm7191

    @nvm7191

    9 ай бұрын

    @@acetown2263man I be having 2 to 3 carts in rotation throughout the day lol

  • @JumbasJuicy
    @JumbasJuicy9 ай бұрын

    i love this. i’m a massive cart addict and this is hilarious.

  • @strangegirl444
    @strangegirl44410 ай бұрын

    we need a video on mystery carts. the extra carts shiddy samuel gives you. the carts you find at the back of your bedside drawer from god knows how long ago. the carts you cant remember from where, from who, or what the fvck is even in them

  • @snsteams

    @snsteams

    10 ай бұрын

    This reminds me of when someone tried to sell me NFT carts

  • @joem9286

    @joem9286

    9 ай бұрын

    One time in 10th grade when school just ended i found a cart with a brass knuckles battery just lying on the ground, and i scooped it right up super quickly, pocketed it and kept moving. I brought it home and hit that mufkr (still half full), holy fuck that was the best and most powerful cart ive EVER hit and ive been smoking for 2 yrs since. My bro hit it and literally greened out INSTANTLY, he just sprinted to the sink to throw up when we got back to my room he was jus telling me how high he was. Lol ill never forget that lil venom cart or whatever it was.

  • @stillwaterfilms3626
    @stillwaterfilms362610 ай бұрын

    Damn how the times have changed, I still remember when me and the homies would smoke Reggie out of a can in the ditch behind the playground after school, and how I’d ask the hot girl for a cigarette so I’d seem cool even tho I didn’t smoke

  • @Aceonts

    @Aceonts

    10 ай бұрын

    Times have changed we smokin za out soda cans now no regg but sounds like ya had fun ass times

  • @Onesiderzen

    @Onesiderzen

    10 ай бұрын

    😂😂

  • @hashrosinking1608

    @hashrosinking1608

    9 ай бұрын

    Ok boomer

  • @user-lf8uk9qh2c

    @user-lf8uk9qh2c

    8 ай бұрын

    This new gen will never have the simple pleasures we had back in the day…. They’ll never understand, starting out on 90% carts… smh

  • @Aceonts

    @Aceonts

    8 ай бұрын

    @@user-lf8uk9qh2c na rlly tbh most people in the new age still start off and prefer weed like I prefer weed over carts any day😂

  • @youngdreflaco
    @youngdreflaco10 ай бұрын

    bruh being addicted to carts is actually so hard 💀

  • @killerwaffle7632
    @killerwaffle763210 ай бұрын

    "He gets the munchies and he just tells them no thank you" was funny asf. I used to hit carts so often I would just be used to the munchies because I was too high to go home for food and had no money for food from the store

  • @bankrollbrizz007Z

    @bankrollbrizz007Z

    10 ай бұрын

    💯💯

  • @4evarich5

    @4evarich5

    9 ай бұрын

    Man you grow out of all that tho lol now I can hit the pen and be chillin😂 I remember those days

  • @kcchiefsproductions8687

    @kcchiefsproductions8687

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@4evarich5 True but I'm such a fatass when I get munchies ill eat way too much food and not leave any for others if I give in and it's not healthy but somehow I'm still skinny af.

  • @TheUliShow

    @TheUliShow

    9 ай бұрын

    Facts bro no money for food hit different i was on that forever

  • @bostonseifrit3684

    @bostonseifrit3684

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@TheUliShowfr

  • @nathanfoster9989
    @nathanfoster998910 ай бұрын

    dude i smoked my entire senior year of highschool away. i didnt miss much but it was kinda sad. i was a shell of my former self and luckily my freinds pulled me out of it and im chill now. carts are convienent as hell but it can get outta hand so quick. im just sticking to bud these days, its so much better anyways.

  • @ellafabdalla9818

    @ellafabdalla9818

    10 ай бұрын

    yess it’s like you don’t even fully feel yourself you anymore you j feel like a washed out version. what other things helped you get off the cart i’m kinda in that boat rn😭😭

  • @nathanfoster9989

    @nathanfoster9989

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@ellafabdalla9818 it took a fat load of willpower, i legit threw my pen in the water and made myself not get another. instead of smoking and watching shit i pulled my old legos out and built some stuff. hanging out with people who dont smoke or know ur trynna quit makes a big difference. jus remember its weed, and weed is supossed to be fun. you can always buy another pen, its only money. the biggest thing is if its in your house ur gonna wanna hit it so just throw it out until ur chill! u got it cuh

  • @lexx2284

    @lexx2284

    10 ай бұрын

    this is so true i lost myself so quick

  • @precizshun

    @precizshun

    10 ай бұрын

    dude i smoked carts freshman/sophomore year and switched to bud junior/senior. i’m still hella addicted to weed and probably smoke more now. i need to quit at some point because i feel like it’s holding me back but life is so boring without it and it makes my morale and productivity skyrocket. i guess i’m going to have to wait for a good reason to quit.

  • @nathanfoster9989

    @nathanfoster9989

    10 ай бұрын

    @@precizshun take a week or two off, prove to yourself that you don’t really need it. Drink hella water and electrolytes, it’ll be like a short T break, plus you get stupid high the next time. You can only be mentally addicted to weed so it sounds mean but it’s all in your head dog. Weed is supposed to be fun, and if you’re just using it then it becomes like water, it isn’t that special and you need it to survive. Theres no bad thing that can happen if you don’t smoke for a week or 2 🤷‍♂️

  • @tomiecrow5966
    @tomiecrow596610 ай бұрын

    I knew this one girl who would let you take a hit of her vape but would legit rip it out of your hand if you took too long with it. “too long” was two seconds

  • @chrisyt1817

    @chrisyt1817

    10 ай бұрын

    Oh helllll nahhh

  • @ytnathandude
    @ytnathandude10 ай бұрын

    dont forget drool cup dylan, the guy who loses 50 iq points when hes goofed off the penja

  • @Painagon

    @Painagon

    10 ай бұрын

    LMAOO

  • @KirbyS15
    @KirbyS1510 ай бұрын

    i just retired from cart addiction man its been a good life

  • @unapologeticbooty

    @unapologeticbooty

    9 ай бұрын

    how u retired

  • @general_zizi1156
    @general_zizi115610 ай бұрын

    In my late teens & 20s my friends and I would do shrooms, Isd, and ecstasy occasionally. Good times! All were positive, fun, spiritual experiences. But, it's been decades. I don't know anyone who knows anyone who can get psychedelics from. I live in LA & there's a Kush store three blocks from my house, but I can't function alone on weed. I wish they sold psilocybin gummies. I'm a little depressed & a little anxious on a regular basis. I'm not a big drinker and I hate taking pills. A bite or two of a chocolate bar, or a cup of mushroom tea everyday would be a godsent for me.

  • @annemoore4461

    @annemoore4461

    10 ай бұрын

    I’ve been researching on psychedelics and it’s benefits to individuals dealing with Anxiety, Depression, ADHD and from my findings, they really work and I’ve been eager to get some for a while but its been difficult to get my hands on them.

  • @ohmakure4716

    @ohmakure4716

    10 ай бұрын

    The Trips I've been having really helped me a lot. I’m now able to meditate and I finally feel in control of my emotions and my future and things that used to be mundane to me now seem incredible and full of nuance on top of that I'm way less driven by my ego and I have alot more empathy as well

  • @ellaaysun6181

    @ellaaysun6181

    10 ай бұрын

    @annemoore4461 I was having this constant, unbearable anxiety due to work stress. Not until I came across a very intelligent mycologist. He saved my life honestly

  • @ellaaysun6181

    @ellaaysun6181

    10 ай бұрын

    His name is DR Adolf Petter

  • @ryancihet555

    @ryancihet555

    10 ай бұрын

    @ohmakure4716 I feel the same way too. I put too much on my plate and it definitely affects my stress and anxiety levels. I am also glad to be a part of this community.

  • @toothbrushfromnisemonogatari
    @toothbrushfromnisemonogatari10 ай бұрын

    Definitely used on be me. I used to go through full carts in like 4-5 days in high school, but now it takes me like 3-4 weeks to go through one because now if I smoke to much I legit think I'm gonna die.

  • @gavinator8018
    @gavinator80189 ай бұрын

    ADHD Phil is the type of guy who pretends to have ADHD as an excuse to always be hitting your cart. Bro is literally the most annoying dude on the planet if he ain't stoned, too.

  • @greenphantomog

    @greenphantomog

    9 ай бұрын

    OH MY GOD, OH. MY. GOD! For yeaaaaars bro this one dude has been bitching about his attention deficit like bro you’ve been smoking since you were single digits you’re probably just an addict 😭

  • @aidangregg-kriegel2889
    @aidangregg-kriegel288910 ай бұрын

    My coworker deadass blacked out and fell stiff at work today from carts.

  • @xotwod5674

    @xotwod5674

    10 ай бұрын

    greened out?

  • @rea280

    @rea280

    10 ай бұрын

    I had a friend show me a technique to black out off a cart over FT 😭 he literally slumped in his chair and then slowly regained consciousness 🤦‍♂️💀

  • @Brighttuber

    @Brighttuber

    8 ай бұрын

    @@rea280what he showed you😂

  • @rea280

    @rea280

    8 ай бұрын

    @@Brighttuber in his words “3 consecutive 5 second hit hold blowout hit hold blowout without taking a breath” then he demonstrated

  • @rea280

    @rea280

    8 ай бұрын

    @@Brighttuber wouldn’t recommend tho 😭

  • @liljackdog
    @liljackdog10 ай бұрын

    Every strain Stan that one dude that keeps like 12 carts on him cuz he wants flavors

  • @skidzz2682

    @skidzz2682

    9 ай бұрын

    This how im tryna be

  • @SarafinaSummers

    @SarafinaSummers

    9 ай бұрын

    I generally have two. One for the day and one for the night, Or one for pain/seizures and one for psych/mood. All of them are my jam as far as flavors go. I won't/don't /can't smoke any pot that smells like diesel or skunk. Nope!

  • @skidzz2682

    @skidzz2682

    9 ай бұрын

    @@SarafinaSummers When you buy street stuff with bad terps (especially dab pens) its hard to get the strains effects properly i wanna try a sativa edible and see how i fare 😁

  • @ez-sv7fq
    @ez-sv7fq10 ай бұрын

    the only people ik who smoke carts are chill asf with them and always generous ash

  • @CorruptLeviathan
    @CorruptLeviathan10 ай бұрын

    I'm a hubert can't lie. In my defense though, I bring wax and plenty enough to share. Sometimes them super fruity carts just smell so good you can't help but ask to rip the penjamin

  • @johnnyvazquez701

    @johnnyvazquez701

    10 ай бұрын

    i’m hubert

  • @smokey-smore

    @smokey-smore

    10 ай бұрын

    I ain’t use carts to much I’m more of a gas mask smoker 😂

  • @jackznn
    @jackznn10 ай бұрын

    i have carts but i dont hit them that often (or smoke a lot when i do because of my low ass tolerance) and my friend told me they ‘like smoking weed until they feel like they’re going to die’ and smoked an entire cart in the bathtub in one sitting

  • @BillyBob-im7og

    @BillyBob-im7og

    10 ай бұрын

    Bro I got a new cart, my fort cart is a year only have been using tree and a fresh bottle of vodka I drink regularly I drank my usual amount and instead of joint hit the cart used about half of it and stood up DONT remember shit besides my wife waking me up in the bathtub clothed

  • @Br4ndon2749
    @Br4ndon274910 ай бұрын

    You forgot the cake cart kid. Everyone knows that one mf that SWEARS by their cake carts that their plug either gets from the dark web or just puts the shittiest but cheapest oil they could find in em🤣

  • @Zazamonkey42069
    @Zazamonkey4206910 ай бұрын

    I’m Christopher without denial, everyone knows I always have my cart and need one

  • @aspreix5942
    @aspreix594210 ай бұрын

    as a cart addict, damn

  • @aspreix5942

    @aspreix5942

    10 ай бұрын

    at least im none of the 5

  • @nobodyimportant8859
    @nobodyimportant885910 ай бұрын

    My coworker is one of these cart addicts. If you leave your vape laying around he will hit it. If there are two or three vapes laying around he will triple or double hit them and then just continue to not work. Who spends a bunch of his money on carts and then just smoke some at work and plays on this phone instead of working. I don't know how he's a supervisor or why they give him hours he doesn't do anything. I guess it's just out of convenience to have a supervisor there

  • @moose5497

    @moose5497

    10 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣bro needs to get fired

  • @gitarreboy05
    @gitarreboy0510 ай бұрын

    As a cart fiend I felt the title was calling me home like a beacon (Edit: after watching, I'm 100% a non functional frank)

  • @Geo-fo5ws
    @Geo-fo5ws10 ай бұрын

    Bro would literally snatch ppl shi 😂

  • @Chebito710
    @Chebito71010 ай бұрын

    My friend be heating them up when they get to the end. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @munchimoo
    @munchimoo10 ай бұрын

    the only people that get a pass to hitting my cart as if it were a vape are my closest friends. Which is 2 people, but they earned that privilege since they've been my day ones

  • @Niko-yl7nq
    @Niko-yl7nq10 ай бұрын

    In a way it’s a interaction I had a friend call me asking for $40 for a cart for him and someone else and it’s basically for someone else cause he rarely gets high so I was like i don’t got forty on me when I did and he must think because I’m a stoner I’ll be nice and buy someone a cart nah that ain’t happening and now I’m gonna be like sorry I don’t know u like that when someone asks but If I had to choose between sticking with flower or carts for life I’d choose flower everytime

  • @user-zk7lp2lr4n
    @user-zk7lp2lr4n10 ай бұрын

    That non functional one is completely true cuz carts can cause nausea and stomach problems, so the people who won’t put ‘em down can’t eat without throwing tf up lmao

  • @Vidimassacre
    @Vidimassacre10 ай бұрын

    I'm lucky I live in Australia because if we had carts, I'd be fucked

  • @dunj6n

    @dunj6n

    10 ай бұрын

    true goddddd hahaha

  • @donkeyisbae1236

    @donkeyisbae1236

    10 ай бұрын

    We do bro just gotta find the

  • @TeeKeeps
    @TeeKeeps10 ай бұрын

    I'm dead... Christopher was spot on. It's funny how we have similar minds/ humor? sometimes.

  • @xaxro1216
    @xaxro121610 ай бұрын

    Bro I am a major cart addict if I ain't got any za or carts I get major mood swings until I have some gas

  • @waco4691
    @waco469110 ай бұрын

    its an addiction when you admit you addicted

  • @angelgeisha
    @angelgeisha9 ай бұрын

    I use to be a cart addict. I would smoke (it’s not vaping, you’re doing mini dabs) them all day long. Driving, in between classes. I now only use carts during special occasions, like travel or an event

  • @liamboyle4860
    @liamboyle486010 ай бұрын

    The new cart fiend, they always have a new 2g cart on a weekly basis

  • @trappnoutw3st32

    @trappnoutw3st32

    8 ай бұрын

    2g’s is crazy

  • @jiruzu.4358
    @jiruzu.435810 ай бұрын

    Needed this vid to get off the carts appreciate it I never ask anyone to use their carts and shii personally idk where ppl mouth been but def be waking up and grabbin that mf😅 this vid helped me with a lot of realizations thanks💯

  • @oldhollywoodcryptid
    @oldhollywoodcryptid10 ай бұрын

    If I can get outside and have something different, penjamin takes a fat fat nap.

  • @killbreanna420
    @killbreanna42010 ай бұрын

    pulls up w nothin but hopes and dreams 🤣

  • @arcee420
    @arcee42010 ай бұрын

    I have to admit, I've been a few times what I dub "Harvester Harry". Harvester Harry always feels the need to break open a cart and harvest out whatever is left (sometimes it's a brand new cart) to use for dab hits. Pretty sure you're not supposed to do that, and I don't recommend it.

  • @junedaniel2981

    @junedaniel2981

    10 ай бұрын

    this is so funny, my sister does that

  • @slimsqde7397

    @slimsqde7397

    10 ай бұрын

    was feeling like getting high and my cart just broke and I was bored so I tried hot knifing the shit lmao, I got the tinniest buzz ever, not worth it

  • @sondjuchiha975
    @sondjuchiha9758 ай бұрын

    "this man pulls up to the sesh with nothing but hopes and dreams" that line goes hard ngl

  • @Pr0j3ctBxby
    @Pr0j3ctBxby9 ай бұрын

    the guy that says he’ll just take a 3 sec puff, then half of your cart if evaporated🗿

  • @WoodsyGerm49
    @WoodsyGerm4910 ай бұрын

    I’m a little bit of each of cart addicts, I wake up and hit the cart instantly. But I know I’m very addicted. And I typically try to get a specific brand that only makes live resin, but if that option isn’t there I’m still going to get one anyways. That’s when I get that shitty samual stat, and I hit on others carts so I can save my cart. And because I’m an addict I’m always just non junctional by default.

  • @saintyoungum641
    @saintyoungum64110 ай бұрын

    That air conditioning sound peaceful like the ocean😴

  • @KamenRaiden
    @KamenRaiden10 ай бұрын

    Yeah I'm hitting an empty cart rn lol

  • @yogis5380
    @yogis538010 ай бұрын

    See i started with cigs man moved into vapes and honestly that shit was fucking me up fr… i was coughing nasty asf. So bruh one day my chest was hurting when i breathed, and it was scaring tf outta me. So i threw my shit in the trash fr. I went to my dispo and bought 15 carts for $100 at urb (they got the deals). I raw dogged nic withdraw with the penjamin. Now i barely even hit that shit unless im home fr. I might smoke me a lil joint at lunch, but im a carpenter. Being a little stoned helps me look at a problem from a different view and makes my job alot easier. Even working with machinery im much more observant and careful. Especially when paying close attention to detail. I make enough money to not have to ask the homies to hit their shit, but back in hs i was a menace. Growing is important, and being a functional stoner isn’t always a bad thing.

  • @fievsol
    @fievsol9 ай бұрын

    i was deep into christopher territory when i quit carts. CHS (chronic nausea) and everything. i was very addicted, and yeah i don’t believe people who say this shit can’t get you hooked. there was no other reason for me to be waking up at 4 am and immediately hitting that shit. ofc different strokes for everyone but i couldn’t keep livin like that

  • @gavinator8018
    @gavinator80189 ай бұрын

    Stabby Steve is your local cart plug, but everything he sells you he shmokes about half of before you even leave his presence. If you question him about it, he pulls out his katana.

  • @trevornewton9687
    @trevornewton96876 ай бұрын

    Lmao omg this is so relatable as a cart addict myself

  • @makaylapaw6006
    @makaylapaw600610 ай бұрын

    shid my cart stay in my pocket

  • @KamoMod
    @KamoMod10 ай бұрын

    Proud to say I’m almost 1 week of the carts ( I’ve been addicted for 2 years 💀💀💀)

  • @SarafinaSummers

    @SarafinaSummers

    9 ай бұрын

    One day, here. I feel awful!

  • @KamoMod

    @KamoMod

    9 ай бұрын

    @@SarafinaSummers Tbh u gotta have control or u will just go back to the same way of over smoking and ruin ur tolerance

  • @exiuue8689
    @exiuue868910 ай бұрын

    been off carts for 3 months now after smoking them everyday for a year n and half

  • @vadaza

    @vadaza

    10 ай бұрын

    I got my stuff delivered discreetly by this mycologist whose get lsd, dmt, mushrooms and more

  • @vadaza

    @vadaza

    10 ай бұрын

    Dude is on telegram and Instagram

  • @vadaza

    @vadaza

    10 ай бұрын

    @pham_smart1

  • @ryanvargas5161
    @ryanvargas516110 ай бұрын

    Shi got me dyin bro😭😂y u so accurate for?!

  • @christopherlaranang622
    @christopherlaranang6228 ай бұрын

    Pretty accurate with that first one

  • @chroniccase8096
    @chroniccase809610 ай бұрын

    Love these vids splitt! Also used to be a former friend of mine but that cart fiend that carrys around a plastic sandwich bag of his used empty cartz bro like wtf

  • @SarafinaSummers

    @SarafinaSummers

    9 ай бұрын

    Once I get all my empties gathered, like three or four, I throw them away. Why put them all in a sandwich bag? If you intend to refill them, I could see it.

  • @Enderkiller77
    @Enderkiller7710 ай бұрын

    As a Samuel myself, that's not true. I smoke platinums. 😅

  • @ryanflowki222

    @ryanflowki222

    10 ай бұрын

    U a Samuel fasho if your still smoking plats in 2023 u smoke those muha med carts too ?

  • @password0097
    @password009710 ай бұрын

    im a hubert just so i dont get addicted, because i feel like if i get my own ima become dependent. Though i put down for grass all the time.

  • @slimsqde7397

    @slimsqde7397

    10 ай бұрын

    thats litterally me bro, had a cart once, it was given to me and I'm not gonna say no, and shit changes when you have your own shit, especially a cart. id keep it that way bro its way better to save smoking for the occasion. Its so tempting to smack a cart if you have your own all the time

  • @TrapLover805
    @TrapLover80510 ай бұрын

    Forgot the guy who ask for a dab and takes like 2 blinkers off yo cart, these like the #1 fiends u nv wanna pass the cart to😭🤣

  • @Mari-gh3zs
    @Mari-gh3zs10 ай бұрын

    i’m a cart addict… i was scraping the inside of cart and eating it bc i was so down bad😭

  • @arriisimmer5204

    @arriisimmer5204

    10 ай бұрын

    Did you even get high eating it ?

  • @Mari-gh3zs

    @Mari-gh3zs

    10 ай бұрын

    @@arriisimmer5204 yep it works great 😭🤞🏽

  • @RedGr33nBlue
    @RedGr33nBlue10 ай бұрын

    carts are for being out, they're the most portable way to smoke while at work or school. if you smoke carts instead of glass or a joint when you're not doing work/school/being productive you're a bitch lowkey

  • @slimsqde7397

    @slimsqde7397

    10 ай бұрын

    facts, carts have a time and a place and can be convenient asf. but if we chillin' at the homies house we cannot be passing around a cart, better than not smoking tho

  • @0neFiend
    @0neFiend10 ай бұрын

    The animation getting better

  • @nightime6947
    @nightime694710 ай бұрын

    one of the funniest videos ive seen in a while

  • @Szymon_10
    @Szymon_1010 ай бұрын

    The “naw man mines dead ” guy ;)

  • @egger6543
    @egger654310 ай бұрын

    Rippen Ruben the guy that only does blinkers on other peoples carts bc oh it’ll ruin my cart if I do a blinker it’s gonna do the same thing to mine

  • @munkymann7696
    @munkymann769610 ай бұрын

    I live in a home with a cart fiend, I’ve changed to the life of conservation to keep my shit and its hard to do so with one

  • @illwind
    @illwind9 ай бұрын

    "i didn't read the nutrition facts" 😂😂

  • @SoylentGamer
    @SoylentGamer9 ай бұрын

    i used to shoot ice, now i cart fiend

  • @crespyexperiment953
    @crespyexperiment95310 ай бұрын

    The friend that just keeps hitting the cart like it’s free range after you say “yeah you can hit it” then they go for seconds after hitting it for the first time then 3rds then maybe 4ths if your not fast enough

  • @SarafinaSummers

    @SarafinaSummers

    9 ай бұрын

    I've almost done that because I forget that it's not my pen in my hand. So my friends have taken to buying wildly differently shaped pens, since I'm blind and most of us are too. That way we can say "yo, dude, you have my pen. Can I have it back? That's like the third hit". And I usually say something like "Awwww fuck! No worries, here, have mine in return for an equal amount of hits.".

  • @yoboigamer2127
    @yoboigamer212710 ай бұрын

    I got a homie who can’t function at all without a lil smack off the cart they won’t eat sleep or anything unless they are high

  • @nicolaso2379
    @nicolaso23799 ай бұрын

    I’ll admit that the first thing I do in the morning is hit my cart but I still hit my bong allot also

  • @vegeta9501
    @vegeta950110 ай бұрын

    Ima recovered cart addict used 2 be a certified christopher 😭

  • @Logan_d6952
    @Logan_d69528 ай бұрын

    The only time I have a cart is if I stole it from someone or a gas station

  • @ddt712
    @ddt71210 ай бұрын

    Watching this as I’m hotboxing under the cover wit a cart nd nic at 9 am😂🤣

  • @SarafinaSummers

    @SarafinaSummers

    9 ай бұрын

    Wish I could join you, friend. Enjoy!

  • @jaylanm5133
    @jaylanm513310 ай бұрын

    man I used to be on them carts all at work 😂 it’s a good way to get high and ppl think it’s a vape unless they smoke the same thing u do , got me through those construction days 😮‍💨. but I quit now and it really wasn’t that hard , tempting , but not hard

  • @giovannihartman-qy4vw
    @giovannihartman-qy4vw10 ай бұрын

    I just take strong ass dabs😂 carts don't affect me anymore

  • @trilla4863
    @trilla486310 ай бұрын

    The worst kinda person the only person who will mess up everything just to hit a cart

  • @bc-2077
    @bc-20779 ай бұрын

    bro i know no one is ever gonna see this but i love ur vibe sm and you genuinely so chill bro ✅

  • @meechie69Official
    @meechie69Official9 ай бұрын

    I only use carts when I need to be low key.. they have them that look likes regular Vapes so when u hit em u look like ur hitting just nic

  • @jutingoesheey
    @jutingoesheey4 ай бұрын

    "Sketchy Sean" you dont know him and he looks sketch but hes always in the bathroom asking for a hit

  • @nicolasrozenszein1903
    @nicolasrozenszein19039 ай бұрын

    I remember a cart used to last up to like 2 months, now a week or two depends

  • @Adam-ww3dq
    @Adam-ww3dq8 ай бұрын

    Blinker bob. The guy who thinks blinkers are some sort of achievement and ruins the coil after the first day.

  • @RobbieHollow
    @RobbieHollow8 ай бұрын

    this used to be me but i had gotten some real bad lung damage due to fake carts i was getting from a friend. ever since then i have just decided that flower and edibles are where im gonna stay at.

  • @doobski2006
    @doobski200610 ай бұрын

    hitting my pen atm this video is the most relatable thing

  • @Evan-oh6jy
    @Evan-oh6jy9 ай бұрын

    Subscribed so hard soley for the “ingtons” 🤣

  • @user-xf7pf5lc3p
    @user-xf7pf5lc3p10 ай бұрын

    The guy that smokes a square and smokes a cart at the same time just for the fuck of it

  • @shanes.6227
    @shanes.622710 ай бұрын

    addiction is only when you run out of money.

  • @gamingandstuff8211
    @gamingandstuff82116 ай бұрын

    My grandma a cart addict she has a whole big bag full of carts she cool af

  • @Awnikk.
    @Awnikk.10 ай бұрын

    WAIT- THE HALO 3 CART SOUND'N KINDA NICE

  • @tristangoss
    @tristangoss10 ай бұрын

    LOL I get my carts from a dispensary, Them shits hit hard

  • @trilla4863
    @trilla486310 ай бұрын

    What’s worst too is that they don’t think they’re addicted they think they can just stop like and most of them are addicted to black market ones that have all types of shit in them i remember when their were honeycomb fiends left and right dead itching for that shit