@DQandRiyah

21 күн бұрын

Watching this while donating plasma

@rythmicness

16 күн бұрын

got given spice in college lmao dont toke thc eliquid

@jiccaboo

14 күн бұрын

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bro I greened out so hard at Walmart 💀

@crumpled_up_pepsi_can

20 күн бұрын

tragic

within a month of working my current job me and my boss got stoned in their office on the clock

Freaked me out when he was talking to a coffee mug

Dude doesn’t even sound old enough to work 😭

@katify8920

14 күн бұрын

ok pj moneybags

@Ragingknight12

13 күн бұрын

If you heard me speak you would probably think the same thing about me, and I am a 30 year old man.

@gordy4924

12 күн бұрын

In my state kids start working at 11

@Ragingknight12

12 күн бұрын

@@gordy4924 does your state not have child labor laws?

@gordy4924

12 күн бұрын

@@Ragingknight12 I live in iowa so almost none

what if basketball was called freakball and the players didnt make plays they just got freaky

@splitt2678

21 күн бұрын

im sayingggggggg

@YUNGUSHANKAGOD

21 күн бұрын

@@splitt2678 splittjamin

@johnpeiredaquavoii2213

21 күн бұрын

You on that pesticide pack dawg

@Baconcatboy

20 күн бұрын

Who let this guy rip the Penjamin?

@YUNGUSHANKAGOD

20 күн бұрын

@@Baconcatboy splittjamin let me rip the penjamin now i'm high off that lemon cherry gelatomin

Got high working at a gas station and had some cops pull in with lights. Ran in because they got a call the place was being robbed for some reason

greening out is all mental bru i js tell myself im a bitch if i geen out

@X_4_breakfast

15 күн бұрын

😂

So cooked one time I was being interviewed for my hit movie mid shower.

shit dude been there recover well my guy. deadass creator to creator you are my favorite creator other then myself I get ZOOTED ZOOTED LIKE EVERYDAY.

bro fuck when u switched to the irl part the audio change scared me 😭 (im fried told bro we geek hard)

bro- I'm happy you have better living conditions like genuinely-

Gotta green out before heading through tsa that flight will always be the best

WE LOVE U SPLITT

the second time i smoked i accidentally greened out bc i couldn’t tell i was high and took 5 hits off the crack wire 💀 i was like bro this cart ain’t shit and then stood up and almost fell down, panicked, couldn’t see bc my vision was going wonky (black dots and shit), and almost passed out on my bed. my friend at the time had to fucking walk me through what to do

tbf that apartment looks mad cozy

Bro has a voice like an angel 💀

Had a bad day at work n you be popping up reminding me to smoke 😂

Happy this video got recommended

Plot twist he puked because of the artificial chemicals in blue Gatorade like blue#1

@Commander_kief

17 күн бұрын

I drink pure red 40

@mccrackerstacker

16 күн бұрын

@@Commander_kief well that's because some people's body's can handle artificial colors better than some people

SPLITT MORE IRL CONTENT PLEASEEE🙏🙏🙏

this thumbnail alone reminds me of when i worked at BK and greener out in the drive thru

I greened out in school back in 9th grade. It was the end of sixth period and some kid i knew had a cart and i asked to hit he said sure so i did. it was my first time so i had no tolerance either. we went to the back of the locker room and i took a blinker but i accidentally swallowed the smoke( so not to much came out) but it was dark in the back so the smoke that did come out i couldn't see so it thought it didn't hit.(it did) so i take another blinker. i coughed a bunch it felt like my organs were gonna fly out of my mouth while coughing. i then walk to seventh period it HIT and i mean it HIT HARRRD. When it hit i heard the stranger thing sound whenever the demegorgans show up(the bell kinda sound.) everything started to move up and sideways. it felt like the floor moved to where the walls and roof are and i was walking upside down. i told my friend and he said itll be fine. everything felt like a dream i went to class and start hallucinating i close my eyes and it felt like is was play minecraft irl first person.(like is was in the game. i felt like i had to throw up so i asked to use the bathroom. i could hardy walk a was bumping into everything on the way out. i got to the bathroom and sat down in the floor and then i heard minecraft music( nostalgic minecraft music) then everything turned into minecraft in my head like it actually felt like i was in the game and looked like it to. some kid walked in and asked if i was good. i was so high i just spaced out and heard nothing he said. (he told me he said that after.) he asked if i needed a nurse i said no because i didnt want to get in trouble. but then i started throwing up everywhere and then he ran to get a teacher. my Spanish teacher than comes over and asks me if i know what day it is and questions like that. i say monday which was correct. and then the nurse comes and walks me into a room. and a bunch of people swarm in and if you have ever greened out you know motion makes you throw up (at least for me). i then start to throw up all over the place. they searched me found nothing but they knew i smoke because i thought i got laced and was freaking out so i told them.(they definitely would have known if I didn't tho) i asked for water because i had cotton mouth and something sugary to get my blood sugar up to stop the green out. they said no and instead called 911 and my parents and the cops came as well as the ambulance and they all scared me because anything is scary when you green. but they brought me to the hospital and they just gave me some stuff to help with nausea and water. and im there for like 5 hours. and then i went home and was high for the next 18 hours and then a few weeks later got a bill for like 17k. Moral of the story: just be careful how much you smoke. ESPECICALLY if your in school cause they do not know how to treat it and they will call the ambulance and make u pay a ton of money

so all Inspire Brands jobs are the same.. gotcha.. 😂😂 Sonic has 90% stoners working there

I just smoked a all hash bowl and one hit in I’m abt to green 😭

At my old job, they had me taking orders in the drive thru which I literally NEVER do so it threw me so off guard. All I can say is I regret hitting the pen before my shift, I was so fucking high and stuttering and messing everything up. I'm still shocked I didn't get written up for that or even worse.

8:07 Yo can I get a hit outta your car keys? LMAO

7:40 me playing with moms purple swords from her nightstand drawer

Greening out at the Schmunkin is something i know vividly

yoo splittington do that thing where you mention all tha member at thy end of thy video

in germany we have schools for work so you better know i got there and ate a brownie i don t know what my classmate cocked up but i was laughing the hole time. the class felt like a sitcom. but one day i acctually hat to startet putting work up and i was just to tired so i took some oxycodon and now i m on rehab i m getting a little better these days i guess i have to take it more slow.

I greened out at work last week. Shit is not cool dawg 😂

they make me shartington

I greened out at a cookie shop👀💚

got the CAKE cart (my homie said it was “fire”) from the gas station, impossible to hit without coughing and was jus give me a headache usually. Shit was so ass I still have it after half a year bc I never use it.

My homework: one time when I got high at school we went under the bleachers and we had a wholemelt and a blunt and we smoked that shit greened out under the bleachers and I fell asleep and just woke up from the last bell

me at work faded asl rn

I watch u on multiple devices on multiple accounts

@splitt2678

21 күн бұрын

LMAO w

I greened tf out yesterday

what band is that on you beanie

worked a warehouse job me and the homies would always have a cart on us n would make a box fort and just get fried

Wasup yall

Bro such a goofball

happened to me 2 days ago, it wasnt so nice...

gotta take a rip for the respect

SPLITT LIVES IN BOSTON CONFIRMED ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

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You sound like the weekend Bro 😎

Tiene buena pinta

have you seen the daangdamon video

Dudee I remember working at McDonald’s, my first time ever getting high, decided I’d take a nice edible and didn’t know how long they took to kick in..so I take half of maybe a ~100mg edible (I say roughly bc it was a corner of one of those rice crispies, those were fuckin fire)..maybe idk 20 minutes go by? Obviously it hasn’t kicked in yet, so I stupidly decide to eat the other half. Roughly an hour later I go on break and this shit kicks in, hit me like a truck, I order my food, sit down and barely eat any of it. All I remember is not feeling good, clocking out, and sleeping in the dining area, maybe 2 hours go by and I wake up, feeling nauseous and ended up throwing up, soon after someone ran over asked if I was okay and obviously the slurred speech from being BAKED ASF caused me to be incoherent and they ended up calling an ambulance..yeaa one hell of an experience…$900 later- And to this day I still smoke, whether its bud or a nice penjamine

w video man

splitttttt

found this vid mid blinker

@DylanWhitten-ff9ps

21 күн бұрын

Fuck yeah

If a gun was called a nug, would it be a big chicken nugget?

Man, I ain’t ever greened out that know and my strain if choice was that ever so piney northern lights that was one hit and quit for most people.

I’m on a T break for this whole month anyone got tips?

is there going to be a story where you tell how you got fired?

I grenb ut on my birthday and it was my 21t birthday bro 😅

sadly I greened out after work idk maybe I was just waiting to go home to deal with the shit

My boy split used to be bike life? , where the clips at ?

fuck i love cinnamon raisin bagels 🥺

7:33 lil shine

Still watching this channel to see what the appeal is of smoking, as I non smoker I can't see how this is fun or beneficial for you

@therealmuslimdog2236

20 күн бұрын

Carts are lame asl, smoking weed is only fun when in moderation and with friends

@tylerd.1

20 күн бұрын

@@therealmuslimdog2236fsho but smoking a cart alone do hit different

@American-government-e

20 күн бұрын

@@therealmuslimdog2236 agreed

@saygocrazy

19 күн бұрын

It’s cool in moderation

@ryangreen8239

9 күн бұрын

Real talk, this is a VERYYYY niche group of people to form that opinion from, and probably shouldn't be your only consideration.

Why have all high stickman youtubers have worked at donut joints at some point in there lives... shmunkin shmonuts fr, reminds me on chains Jim Jortons story xD

Bro one time i had this kart that was shit brown and like white dots😂 2:54

@noahcuriel5040

21 күн бұрын

had

I also Have a Busted ass Cobalt from 07 XD

Why would you drink Gatorade and not some specialty coffee at the donut establishment?

Oh yeah as soon as you said you’d pick the cart off the fooor I know you wasn’t playing

sup splitt

me when mcdonal

The only time I was too high at work was when I was on Benadryl. Thank God I wasn’t working, but I got so fucking fried when I left work my car just died The alternator went to shit I had to walk 10 miles. And I just take a Benadryl the whole fucking time I’m walking in the dark. Where is my friends? Find me 7 miles later and oh my God I was so gone bro I thought that I had my car right next to me. But I was just I was hallucinating. But it was 7 miles back there and also I had lost my phone and my wallet on the road somewhere. by the way, but anyway went back to work ordered some food and I just didn’t have my wallet and they let me walk away from the only two things I ordered but they said oh I missed up and if I was was not a customer and was working instead I would not have a job 😂

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M😂😮🤣💨🤡🤡🤡😬🤪😜🤤🤤🤪😜🥴😝😛🙃y first time greening out is when when I first smoked weed next day my friend's brother other friend hook me up with some weed and I was so high that was flooding and then I came down and then the next one I try some weed butter I start throwing up it was the first time I threw up all the off of lol weed

whyd u get fired from shmunkin shmonuts cuh

I sell carts to my sister cuz she hates her job

English or Spanish

bro make a dumb shi tier list

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178 views in 30 minutes bro fell pff