400mg aint shit, hes kinda a vagina.

@44H44

2 жыл бұрын

Relax alpha male

@TedNivison

2 жыл бұрын

and your name is Kyle

@dylan52528

2 жыл бұрын

the

@kenzie9367

2 жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison lmfaooo great vid bro

@j_ken3424

2 жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison Okay Ted

"Yeah that was 400mg" Current Mission: Survive

@E7the7th

3 жыл бұрын

Shea Mcgurgan +100 respect

@BigBad21

3 жыл бұрын

Riftuo wrong game brudda

@brazilianambassadordale8223

3 жыл бұрын

@@E7the7th +400mg of thc

@TheAndrewc5120

3 жыл бұрын

@@clayhilton8940 i don't think you know what you are talking about.

@never.willard1710

3 жыл бұрын

Shea its william

The fastest ways to stop feeling high - Physical Activity, sports etc - Eating - Showering - Sleeping - Getting arrested

@laurarom5043

3 жыл бұрын

I would like but it's at 69 and I can't upset that e equilibrium

@bayoanocasio4714

3 жыл бұрын

Laura Rom you have no excuse now, like the comment >:)

@big_-guy102

3 жыл бұрын

True

@evanecker7724

3 жыл бұрын

-taking a full gram dab

@Alster123456

3 жыл бұрын

Dude he took so much though. That combined with no tolerance...

This seems like a nightmare group to be greening out with. For people who supposedly use a lot of weed, they were some of the most unhelpful and least experienced acting people I’ve ever seen. They either really don’t understand weed at all, or they’re trying to squeeze content out of everything, regardless of if they’re friends suffer from it

@SisterToSleepx

6 ай бұрын

Exactly!! They not only didn't offer a calm and supportive environment but they actively harassed him!

@skylerclyne6542

6 ай бұрын

+ boosting, hopefully there was someone nice there

@XK1773

6 ай бұрын

Boosting

@syd7608

6 ай бұрын

a lot of stoners i’ve met are like this. it’s a person thing; more based around their character, not their lack of experience with weed. it’s caring more about their experience that night than their friend’s

@HighAsHeckPriestess

6 ай бұрын

The thing about greening out is that the experience is rare for stoners because of how high our tolerances are, plus most stoners haven't eaten that much THC at once. Even with a higher tolerance, 400 is an insane amount for one dose. Above all, the best you can do is have a snack, drink water, and find a relaxing activity.

Literally they could have just fixed your whole night by just putting a funny movie on to distract you instead of tormenting you.

@Nenona1200

6 ай бұрын

I love rewatching this video but that does always Strike me as like, I know they were renting a place, I'm sure there was a bed somewhere and a quieter room he could have chilled in with some blankets. Makes me feel sad that his friends couldn't put on some Minecraft Longplays for him.

@PanAndScanBuddy

6 ай бұрын

​@@Nenona1200if only this had happened this year, he could have watched his videos about going to the Rainforest Cafe and Margaritaville.

@rat-gang-

6 ай бұрын

idk when i'm high as shit i literally can't focus on a movie at all, half the time i can't even follow the plot bc i'm just looking at it like 'these are just actors on a film set, the characters aren't even actually real, these people look so silly doing their little theatre kid acting' 💀

@ne0ngrav3

6 ай бұрын

@@rat-gang- EXACTLY LMFAOOO

@x_dana_x

6 ай бұрын

@@rat-gang-i def get what u mean. especially all the physical symptoms that come along w being too stoned?? i’d be stressed tf out too 😭

i sent this to my boyfriend and he responded with, “this guy sounds like he is gonna explain the chemical compounds of copper”

@wilfordbrimley1506

3 жыл бұрын

Insanely accurate

@Raf-qz7ih

3 жыл бұрын

Like Noah said, “Ted is a big dog around kids”

@dewcranzz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Raf-qz7ih weirdly enough never tried to prove him wrong

@graya.d.957

3 жыл бұрын

The chemical compound of copper...is copper.

@seancooper4058

3 жыл бұрын

@@graya.d.957 I think you're confusing the word "compounds" with "composition"

Dude was absolutely tweaking. His saliva could probably tranquilize a young child.

@DarthYall

3 жыл бұрын

I need you to know I'm high right now and this comment started off my giggling and now I can't stop

@willwetterhahn7846

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarthYall I'm so glad

@willwetterhahn7846

3 жыл бұрын

@Josue Villegas Ewww a child wouldn't COMSUME it. But if he drooled on an unsuspecting 4 year old.... They're gonna have a bad trip.

@banksymoore2926

3 жыл бұрын

@@willwetterhahn7846 Im 14 and had 600 mg... do I need to say anymore. Never gonna touch edibles again

@bath_tubbarracuda845

3 жыл бұрын

@@banksymoore2926 HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE THAT

If my friends treated me like this during a bad high they wouldnt be my friends anymore... When someone is having a bad trip it's all hands on deck i dont care if it 'ruins your night' or whatever Anyway Ted is a champ for how he handled this

@welchsgum7195

3 ай бұрын

fr! my gf has had bad highs around me and she ALWAYS becomes my baby. like come here girl i got chips and a blanket and spongebob it'll be ok

@UwULilyKitsune

3 ай бұрын

@@welchsgum7195 we dont smoke but this comment reminds me of my bf so i appreciate you

@wxstednxghts

2 ай бұрын

Facts af. The most shitty, irresponsible and inconsiderate thing people can do with someone on drugs is what they did.

@Fishballs697

Ай бұрын

I sorta disagree. They didn’t do anything that bad in the footage besides just kinda being dumb about it. If they were messing with him the entire time I would agree but I don’t know if that was the case. Sometimes it is actually helpful to have a friend come fuck with you a little to help pull you out of your mind and back into the real world during a bad trip. Maybe it’s just a personal thing but that would help me. “Ah they are acting chill so the world isn’t ending like my brain is telling me”

@jackrinaldi5579

4 күн бұрын

You sound fun to go out with… not lol you nerd ass what you do is up to you

The way your friends "helped" you during your trip is absolutely upsetting

@Forrest1989

Ай бұрын

"friends"

See you can tell he's high as no one in a normal state of mind would drink Dasani.

@Catnippy

3 жыл бұрын

moses must be furious

@caesar_19

3 жыл бұрын

Dry-ass water

@user-zl8bu3pk6p

3 жыл бұрын

water is water

@regularbloke2117

3 жыл бұрын

Schlatt drinks it

@edwardhybe

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-zl8bu3pk6p smh, fake water drinker

That's why I prefer milk. You can't only feel pain by having 400ml of milk. Only B O N E S

@kvoici

3 жыл бұрын

*laughs awkwardly in lactose intolerance*

@annachaloult1587

3 жыл бұрын

GeneralOddity laughs awkwardly in vegan

@cyberspace_bear

3 жыл бұрын

everyone else in the comments: haha weed dustin: c a l c i u m

@ariebrackenridge1453

3 жыл бұрын

I drank so much milk (like i went through maybe 3-4 gallons a week) that it made me anemic

@BenDover-ht5nv

3 жыл бұрын

Um people that drank milk all there lives have degenerative bone disorders now

This is solid proof that Schlatt is a terrible person to be high with

@trippykay

9 ай бұрын

or just a terrible person in general

@antomations7228

9 ай бұрын

@@trippykayok

@jennerhirata8404

8 ай бұрын

@@trippykaywell we already know he is based off of what he did back in ‘99

@sansisntness

8 ай бұрын

nightmare blunt rotation

@lahar2412

7 ай бұрын

@@trippykayi have first hand experience with what happened in 1999. i’m writing this with one hand and it’s not just because i’m wacking

I know no one's ever overdosed with weed before but I get super annoyed when partygoers don't take people getting sick at parties seriously. People laughing at someone getting sick or saying they can "sleep it off" aren't friends. They're negligent, people die that way. Also a hospital isn't going to report underage people or illegal drug use to the police, they're there to treat it so no one would get in trouble.

@user-gw5kq1hi5g

5 ай бұрын

yeah i had to get hospitalized bc i was given wayyyy too much for my first time and i tried hurting myself. my friend just kept telling me to sleep it off but my brain literally felt like it was going to explode and all i could remember was her laughing at me while texting her friends. so traumatic

@the_expidition427

5 ай бұрын

@@user-gw5kq1hi5g That isn't a friend

@brandaoberg4841

4 ай бұрын

Anything that can make you throw up can kill you while you're sleeping

@user-hi8or6lo6t

4 ай бұрын

Bro what are you even talking about lmao yeah if you're dealing with weed or any pyschadelic you can indeed just sleep it off

@taylorrobert9495

4 ай бұрын

People have overdosed from weed

oops 😳

@calebdelorme6850

3 жыл бұрын

Look what you did to the boy

@shergesburgproduction

3 жыл бұрын

Why didn't you organize better?

@PLK123

3 жыл бұрын

can i have my butt cream back, it's been 4 months!

@Crummieboi56

3 жыл бұрын

PLK uhhhhhhhhh plk, you okay?

@gl8ck

3 жыл бұрын

Ah sh-

"accidental" and "400mg edible" are two words that should never be in a sentence together.

@Raf-qz7ih

3 жыл бұрын

But you just did

@Hollis.Hopper12

3 жыл бұрын

*It’s 6 words*

@m1LKbagzz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hollis.Hopper12 its straight up not 6 words

@Hollis.Hopper12

3 жыл бұрын

MiLkBaGzz 4 hundred milligram edible

@m1LKbagzz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hollis.Hopper12 that still isn't 6 words

MAD weird to fuck with someone who is going through this

When you said “my body feels like rubber bands” I felt that because the time I got obscenely high I remember telling my roommates “my feet feel like highways.” and it made perfect sense at the time because everything was TOO DAMN MUCH.

@D._Von

5 ай бұрын

The times I’ve taken more than 20mg, I described myself as ‘living in a noneuclidean world,’ and ‘existing as the subject of a bill wurtz video.’ I couldn’t differentiate reality from dream and imagination. I’d hear things that weren’t there, I remember blips of conversations that never happened. I was hearing but it was if every sound hwere the same, and yet I could hear all the same. It felt I was sitting along the edge of a serene calm and raging anxiety. It was a very mid experience, I wouldn’t recommend it. It’s been months and I haven’t touched a puff of weed since.

@w4l1ow56

4 ай бұрын

i once said to my boyfriend that “we all feel like popcorn” …to this day i still dont know what that means…

@AmyWildstyle

3 ай бұрын

I like to describe my body as feeling like "a blob of firm jello"

@vanessaanneVA

3 ай бұрын

reminds me of when my arms felt like they were literally swimming in honey and my feet felt like they were in kinetic sand

@avatem09

2 ай бұрын

im high and that is poetic as fuck that is beautiful and i hope you keep writing I tihnk youre spectacuar

I saw a comment in cooper's video saying "why is high ted just normal ted but with less movement" and i thought that was pretty funny

@dani-de4bp

3 жыл бұрын

Which is the vid

@somemagellanic

3 жыл бұрын

haha what a classic

@gigabiteps8726

3 жыл бұрын

I like your profile picture

@cans2719

3 жыл бұрын

i like how the top comment is someone just saying that someone else’s comment was funny

@henrymunnich1648

3 жыл бұрын

@@dani-de4bp "Lunch club does LA" by CscoopVEVO its not on the channel he linked

"I was at the Misfits house..." I understand the whole story came to be based on that one sentence.

@FortniteEpicGamer28

3 жыл бұрын

I love this comment

@jzbproductions147

3 жыл бұрын

1k likes and 1 reply?

@Nonessentialsquid

3 жыл бұрын

@@FortniteEpicGamer28 Agreed

@green5208

3 жыл бұрын

@@jzbproductions147 4 rep

@duckie0755

3 жыл бұрын

😂

the actual nightmare blunt rotation

@Grzma

Ай бұрын

Right? I don't know these people and the video footage was so minimal, but man those look like the worst vibes ever. I would not want to be in such a vulnerable state surrounded by people like that.

Yea when someone is having a bad drug experience that's when compassion mode is supposed to kick in, people don't realize how paranoid and uncomfortable you can get and doing things like touching you when you don't want to be touch makes you want to freak.

Bro the way you're talking about weed is like listening to an undercover cop recall a sting operation from the 80s

@TedNivison

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@chssybuttwaffles1320

3 жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) peril. )))))))))))))))))

@szymonnowicki8412

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't expect Ted to still look at comments under a video posted 7 months ago

@biggiecheese128

3 жыл бұрын

Ted knows most of the comments here are comedy gold

@yumilol1132

3 жыл бұрын

@@biggiecheese128 right

bahahah weed

@swagballin653

3 жыл бұрын

spittin facts

@lnfil

3 жыл бұрын

Shut

@odiecs_

3 жыл бұрын

Cscoop more like cpoop

@joseppiboomer

3 жыл бұрын

Bahahaha weeeeed

@joseppiboomer

3 жыл бұрын

Also how are you cooper?

Ted: actively dying Schlatt: trying to make it 10x worse

@lorelaimorace-kk1xz

2 ай бұрын

i would hate that and wouldn't be friends anymore

@tsrenis

2 ай бұрын

​@@lorelaimorace-kk1xznah it funny

@TeeheeX23

26 күн бұрын

@@lorelaimorace-kk1xz I don't know the thing is, schlat had at that time never been around people that smoked or even smoked himself. I could totally believe he didn't really grasp the strugle ted was in.

I 100% relate to this. I accidently ate a 300mg edible my first time getting high; it was painful, dizzying, and shitty. I couldn't tell if my eyes were open or not. My sister had to pry my eyes open to get drops in. I was either glued to the couch or crying face down on the floor. I was high for 3 days. Never again

@kaydenrose1557

6 ай бұрын

i black out too then i’ll come back and be so scared.. i’m glad im not alone

@Biggiecheeseness

6 ай бұрын

That’s so horrible I’m so sorry!

@joselyn9640

5 ай бұрын

I did this before too and called 911 because I thought I was going to die

@Biggiecheeseness

5 ай бұрын

@@joselyn9640 yeah, you ain’t gonna die, but If you green out, it’s best to get to emerge anyways. Smart on you

@Greyhuskey1940

3 ай бұрын

first time I got high I used...like 2 gummies 20mg I think total...it was my first time so my body never experienced that feeling so I was...at first it felt nice buzzing....then it got stronger and I was nervous...especially since my mom was cooking busy not near me and when i went up she had me cut the onions and my dad was there....my dad got very annoyed when I want beer sometimes so i was really scared what he would think if he saw me high on marijuana...doesn't help voices were swimmy and my vision was actually tilted and it would almost hurt....if i stood or sat still luckily he didn't find out and eventually it went down but yeah....even now when I do edibles I still have an intense feeling of dizziness and blood pressure cuffs all over my arms and legs

"Ted! Don't eat those! Those are edibles!" "Well, yeah. Of course they're edible. That's why I'm eating them."

@dovahfruit9503

3 жыл бұрын

i honestly thats he was gonna say that

@ParzivalTheThird

3 жыл бұрын

_continues after a short moment of silence_

@omega1575

3 жыл бұрын

Tbf i would say that sober

@defectivepikachu4582

3 жыл бұрын

thats such a charlie thing to say

@vixelkee4636

3 жыл бұрын

Im your 1000th like, i feel like ive achieved something

This man literally went to Mars before Elon Musk by taking this edible

@joshevans3323

3 жыл бұрын

He rly do b everywhere 😔

@budmoment8599

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I've seen you in like half of the videos I watch

@Sludgelorrd

3 жыл бұрын

never been this early to one of your comments

@gelo6099

3 жыл бұрын

Dominic Genovese Half? You got it lucky

@bluejacket4429

3 жыл бұрын

Are you new to commenting here perhaps?

3 years later and its still fuck schlatt for this one

@ryleighbark7353

2 ай бұрын

yea i enjoy his content but he was mean

@flask223

Ай бұрын

Fr

@hawks9142

8 күн бұрын

He talks about how he realized it was stupid after he took weed later.

Like Ted, my highest has only been 25mg, and that was a really fun, but 7-hour and completely exhausting experience, one where I was feeling the "after-effects" the entire next day. I literally cannot physically imagine how awful 400mg could possibly be. I was getting anxiety just from listening to this story.

@tylerhughes5420

5 ай бұрын

I drop 1250 on the weekend

@bethantucker3201

5 ай бұрын

that is literally nothing…

@nobodyofimportance3922

5 ай бұрын

​@@tylerhughes5420 bro your addiction isn't the flex you think it is

@tylerhughes5420

5 ай бұрын

@@nobodyofimportance3922 lol ok 👌

@kadenburton9860

4 ай бұрын

Mine was 30 and my buddy said “hold on tight cause your about to go on a ride” and bro I- 😭🤣

The "Ted! Don't eat those! Those are edibles!" "hmmmmmm" Gets me every time.

@Unknown-ke6jd

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@tobyowen-hughes1306

3 жыл бұрын

@@Unknown-ke6jd I'm pretty sure it's 4:02

@Unknown-ke6jd

3 жыл бұрын

@@tobyowen-hughes1306 tyy

@MAX-ENERGY_5678

3 жыл бұрын

question i am 330 lbs ive taken 800 mg and nothing happens is this just me or are my edibles bunk

@Breakdown5297

3 жыл бұрын

@@MAX-ENERGY_5678 you prolly just have a good tolerance

its remarkable how unhelpful a group of frequent stoners were at navigating this crisis

@iwantadonutbadly

Жыл бұрын

@Manannna my bot friend this ain’t the video for that

@yourteeth9708

Жыл бұрын

tbh, I don’t think they know how weed works, nor have they ever not wanted to be high LMAO

@sunalt7316

Жыл бұрын

Tbh most of them were probably at least slightly high too

@macheteman3832

Жыл бұрын

Yeah cause he stole their fucking weed

@gracett3628

Жыл бұрын

@@user-fo8wu5bg6h even if you've worked ur way up to a high tolerance u still know that's objectively a lot. Also you trying to build tolerance on purpose or what my dude?

I feel like this is the least calming or supportive environment you could've been in. Loud music/tv, overhead lighting, friends just filming you and giving you a hard time. Sorry your friends didn't do more to make it a more hospitable environment :/

The friends are absolute nightmare blunt rotation.

I feel like I've heard this story from everyone but Ted himself

@captainobvious.29yearsago70

3 жыл бұрын

He was still coming down all that time

@zboizekoi169

3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@PCAMY

3 жыл бұрын

Flashbacks to Adam Neely

@thaimontana4140

3 жыл бұрын

Captain Obvious. Underrated Reply😂💀

@beautybaypro

3 жыл бұрын

Captain Obvious. Thanks

Swagger: “We had a pretty reasonable setup where we had the drugs that looked like food right next to the food”

@RiverPhobia

2 жыл бұрын

250 likes and no replies? Drugs no go next to food

@mobster3252

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously! He is explaining it like it made total sense and was a safe set up but…it really wasn’t.

@dylndaviln3091

2 жыл бұрын

The concept of having a spectrum makes sense unless you just… don’t explain it

@lucamixes6342

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh I would make the same mistake he did 🤣

@BlueKnupp

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucamixes6342 same but I just wouldn't panic cause when you panic it is so so much worse also trampolines are so nice when that high as long as people aren't dicks and jump next to you XD

I have been personally victimized by this specific edible; a friend’s husband brought one home from California and told me “yeah it’s a normal sized dose” and then I ate the entire thing in five minutes and then spent either an hour or 15 years in traffic going home 😂

@papierbak

4 ай бұрын

LOL driving under the influence. That's so lit bruhhhhhh

@OblivionEight

4 ай бұрын

​@@papierbak They were probably driven home by a friend

if ever there was a scenario in which "nightmare blunt rotation" is applicable, it's this

Misfits: "Ted, that's weed." Ted: Bravo Six, going dark.

@jettusrey8170

3 жыл бұрын

More like bravo six, GOING TO HEAVEN

@crashed-in4945

3 жыл бұрын

Jett Usrey more like bravo six, the dark truth to heaven

@jettusrey8170

3 жыл бұрын

Crashed-In lmao

@superblaze1

3 жыл бұрын

bravo six, going barf

@bigboy-gw8me

Жыл бұрын

Bravo Six, oh fuck oh shit

This is THE definition of "These edibles ain't shi-"

@hazardoustate3632

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@connormaurer784

3 жыл бұрын

No it's not, what are you talking about haha

@MENAMEJUMFOORD

3 жыл бұрын

tf is yo pfp?

@googoogaga7986

3 жыл бұрын

🤠😳

@jacksonbowden8765

3 жыл бұрын

1000th like lol

Bad friends. I accidentally took 400mg and thought I was on the Truman show for hours. Lots of anxiety and thought the government was spying on me. Sleep was a relief but I could not for hours. It was worse than acid for me

homie was wearing SHOES on 400mg? that’s his first mistake

@soaringspirits2267

20 күн бұрын

Could you explain why??? I'm a writer, and these little tidbits are knowledge are pretty great to have on hand!

@MichaelJGarrick

14 күн бұрын

@@soaringspirits2267 If your sense of touch is SO ELEVATED, being in constrictive outfits like shoes fucking SUCK Personal experience

Now imagine if he wasn't a giant. He would've disintegrated.

@rockyteeth

3 жыл бұрын

as someone who’s like, 5’2” and 110 pounds i would just, *die*

@deepdive1338

3 жыл бұрын

@@rockyteeth 5'4 here 120, first time was 150, crazy experience that was

@drakeeberth2477

3 жыл бұрын

Looooooool I’m 5’10 and I’ve eaten well over 1000mgs all at once and I was fine lol still smoking

@Shock002

3 жыл бұрын

@@drakeeberth2477 ok

@lily-mt9yr

3 жыл бұрын

@@rockyteeth okay same i literally greened out one time it was TRAUMATIC

He didnt get stoned, he got the whole boulder

@jupitertheplanetboy7328

2 жыл бұрын

Mans got the whole MOON

@mayoactual2065

2 жыл бұрын

He got hit by a giant fucking boulder

@antoniocotillo9595

2 жыл бұрын

He wasn't normal stoned, he was granite stoned

@fredfredburgerii5614

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@CreepyConnor

2 жыл бұрын

the man got the indiana jones treatment

Just hearing that he unknowingly consumed an edible made me feel anxiety. I’ve gotten super high before (definitely not that high), and it was awful. I am now much more careful.

Dude I literally have a 500mg edible in my hands at this moment and I haven't smoked for almost 4-5 years THANK GOD I SAW THIS VIDEO AT THE RIGHT MOMMENT CAUSE I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO BITE HALF OF IT THINKING I WAS STARTING AT A LOW DOSE BY EATING HALF OF IT... YOU LITERALLY SAVED ME FROM THE BIGGEST MISTAKE IN MY LIFE 😳🙆🛐

@willevensen7130

4 ай бұрын

I’m on the verge of greening out rn because of this shit 😂

This is what 400mg does to a person. Imagine if he carried on eating the edibles.

@TheBogLordofCasper

3 жыл бұрын

This is what 400mg does to Ted lol. It affects everyone very differently

@perryerin

3 жыл бұрын

He would end up like Matt in the Mild High Club episode of the misfits podcast

@wqtter3209

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think I want to

@Sukotchi-py2ip

3 жыл бұрын

The next step is the time loop and it is hell

@RWBYGaming

3 жыл бұрын

This is what it does to one person. Majority of those ropes and stoney patch ones are not really 400mg anyways lol. Thats just counterfeit packaging. I personally can go through 500mg and only feel relaxed at best. Tolerance affects how hard it hits too.

Ted: (Having the ride of his life). Shlatt: *I tHiNk YoU nEeD aNoThEr StIcK oF bUtTeR*

@zeroseventhreezero

3 жыл бұрын

Legend says theres still not enough butter

@gooball2005

3 жыл бұрын

shlatt

@98DogCcoin

3 жыл бұрын

I think you need another stick of butter

@techterra3795

3 жыл бұрын

Shlatt : but what if it was shaped into an apple?

@eco4458

3 жыл бұрын

@@gooball2005 shlatt

4:42 This sounds like that scene In Chernobyl when they realized how much radiation it actually was.

I remember when I was greening out hard and my friends just ignored me. I was rocking back and forth, white as a ghost fighting for my life, and they were the most nonchalant motherfuckers on the planet acting like I didn't exist. It didn't help the fact that I already didn't feel alive/real. I'm not friends with those people anymore.

@squtnik

2 ай бұрын

good that sounds terrible im sorry that happened to you

@nyct0phile

16 күн бұрын

god i had the same exact experience i was so sick. im not friends with my group either but it took me awhile after the event to realize they were not good people in general. i thought the comfort i was asking for way way too much :/ its the bare minimum in these situations

That Nerds Rope took him straight to Big Lion.

@plut_0nyx

3 жыл бұрын

Pheb didnt stand a chance man

@wevedoneworsebloop8954

3 жыл бұрын

flash backs

@grumblefalls4618

3 жыл бұрын

big lion

@josiahadonis

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@khaozxx

3 жыл бұрын

Shhhh, he’ll here you...

This is what Mario meant when he said “if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.”

@laligayer474

2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@Pikpikcarrotzz

2 жыл бұрын

“Please.”

@GreenAndGoth

2 жыл бұрын

I saw this, remember that drug PSA and silently started shaking violently in laughter because I’m laying next to my sleeping husband and I don’t wanna wake him up but gotdam

@diegoviramontes2479

2 жыл бұрын

420 likes, nice.

@Cobalt985

2 жыл бұрын

JUST SAY YAOI - Captain Lou

Ted appearing like a fucking ghoul holding a bag of Skittles at 14:58 was funny as hell

Hearing Ted describe his edibles experience really crystallizes for me how I felt when I ate too much brownie at a party & ended up laying down and trying not to think myself to death

This whole comment section is 9 year olds mixed with weed smokers and i think that’s *quite a combo*

@wadzie2750

3 жыл бұрын

research

@charlesmcgill2974

3 жыл бұрын

What if ur both

@aliengirl7098

3 жыл бұрын

@@charlesmcgill2974 girl I-

@rekk1215

3 жыл бұрын

both?

@elysia4824

3 жыл бұрын

i both hate and love how true this is

"Crossing my i's, dotting my t's" Imagine getting a poster signed by "ied Ntvtson".

@jackwegner5139

3 жыл бұрын

A poster signed by a high ted is probably more valued than a poster signed by a sober ted.

@jamemhm

3 жыл бұрын

The good news is you can fuck up cursive and just claim it’s your way of writing it

@hiphyro

3 жыл бұрын

The ied is for died cuz that’s pretty much what happened to him

@LlamaTF2

3 жыл бұрын

Wait you said tit

@Vex-VII

3 жыл бұрын

@@hiphyro no its for IED because an IED fucking killed him

I know schlatt is well, schlatt, but like, he was an ass for doing that to you at your worst

had a horrible reaction to 50mg once. all the muscles in my body felt like they were twitching and spasming at once. i was in so much pain and also incredibly disoriented and dizzy. had to lay on my bathroom floor and was dry heaving for about 3 hours. absolutely awful experience. i legitimately thought i was going to die

"crossing my i's, dotting my t's" okay ied ntvtson

@zeroseventhreezero

3 жыл бұрын

Took me a minute

@sketchingstudio5552

3 жыл бұрын

this is art. absolute art. leonardo da vinci? frida kahlo? vincent van gogh? nah, my favourite artist is Mildly Inconvenienced Young Adult.

@mildlyinconveniencedyounga3733

3 жыл бұрын

@@sketchingstudio5552 you made my day bro, thanks

@sketchingstudio5552

3 жыл бұрын

what a coincidence, you made mine lol yay for wholesome internet comversations

@tomdebom1346

3 жыл бұрын

Sketching Studio leonardo da vtnct*

“that’s gonna turn me into a different organism” is the funniest shit you could’ve possibly said about that massager

@benbignell

3 жыл бұрын

That is something only someone in a different dimension could say

@GhostBouDB

3 жыл бұрын

Naaahhhh I liked “I will jujitsu you, bitch”

@axeledits8409

3 жыл бұрын

I actually thought he said orgasm at first-

@googoogaga7986

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god that’s true lol

@xlink9777

3 жыл бұрын

I had the thousandth like :D

I work at a hospital in Illinois and since it was legalized here a few years ago we get a LOT of patients that come into the ER after ingesting edibles. Either they accidentally ate some like Ted or they ate too much. 90% of the time they’re given a low dose benzodiazepine like Ativan and sent out the door. And let me tell you, edibles combined with benzos is an incredible combination.

@kelly_xoxo

5 ай бұрын

The knockout lmao

@wrmhle8510

5 ай бұрын

Dont blame the legalization movement for you problems, we fought long and hard to get this medicine legalized

@douglassmalls6934

4 ай бұрын

@@wrmhle8510 But it literally is the cause. More people who otherwise wouldn't use THC are now using it and many more can now accidentally consume it since it is more abundant. It can be used as medicine but its a drug no matter how you look at it. People get high. People take too much. People have horrible experiences with it.

@papierbak

4 ай бұрын

You should just give them an empty iv. For weed "od" you just need to make the patient think there cured but still high. This will almost always fix it.

@douglassmalls6934

4 ай бұрын

@@papierbak Or at most a simple benzo to calm them down from their panic attack or to make them sleep. Works for bad trips on psychedelics too

I nearly died laughing when he double checks the skittles aren't weed! So funny, I can't imagine if they were weed skittles

Carson going straight to wikihow is the most carson thing ever

@n37her28

3 жыл бұрын

If only big lion was there to help

@charliekirby_

3 жыл бұрын

N37HER he’s so powerful. Too powerful

@xzandyx21

3 жыл бұрын

Aye 420 likes

@superblaze1

3 жыл бұрын

that's not the most carson thing ever....

@kaid6486

3 жыл бұрын

@@superblaze1 he would’ve texted a minor for help

My friend got absurdly high and started doing math equations out loud for some reason. He then started to feel worse and got real quiet. I said "hey do some more math for us" and he said "I'm math-row up" and we all died laughing.

@kermit4133

Жыл бұрын

@Jennifer Bright you a fed 100%

@bloodlove93

Жыл бұрын

Grew nation? Grewsum?.

@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay

Жыл бұрын

@@kermit4133 True. This reeks of Ops.

@notAsexOffenderIswear

Жыл бұрын

That's does sound like the funniest thing imaginable when high

@juf9055

11 ай бұрын

i love people who just do the weirdest shit while high. i used to be like that when i started smoking and i miss it.

Psilocybin containing mushroom saved my life from depression and addiction to cigarettes. Never had a bad trip

@laurj09

10 ай бұрын

After doing some research on the psilocybin benefits, I honestly want to get into shroom microdosing but it's just so hard to get a reliable source. Really need!

@BrownGeorge-pw2xo

10 ай бұрын

Hey! Yes very sure of Dr.benshrooms.

@RodriguezGorge

10 ай бұрын

was addicted to what i called a trifecta Meth, Opium, Alcohol. I also suffered severe depression i went to a party and consumed about 2 eights of shrooms i was lost in my head for 2 days but when i came back my depression and addiction to my trifecta was gone. I didn't realize it at the time. The psychedelic experience is temporary but many people have good permanent results

@DonnHowes

10 ай бұрын

Sure he's dr.benshrooms. what helped me more personally is micro dosing. I don't take a lot at all I'll only eat a cap or two and I'm good for the entire day. It just helps to clear your mind and cleanse your soul. Very hard to explain... It's like trying to explain colors to a person who's never been able to see.

@Wimruther-hk4zn

10 ай бұрын

Amen, Isd and psilocybin are amazing teachers along its dmt mah dudes. Have safe trips all. Shrooms are blessings from nature.

I did a 500 mg bag before a concert Greatest night of my life (i had a panic attack and had to go home)

@Moomoo54546

5 ай бұрын

Are you ok?😳

Schlatt: "Ted, i think you nee another stick of butter." Me: *Minecraft crafting recipes in real life flashbacks*

@azure9905

3 жыл бұрын

These are cocoa beans. These are cocoa beans. *These are cocoa beans.*

@cojack1118

3 жыл бұрын

What are those? Those are eggshells.

@pj8844

3 жыл бұрын

Cojack 111 chicken sprinkles

@creathechiboi

3 жыл бұрын

azure Those are cocoa beans...

@octangulaa

3 жыл бұрын

It’s just chaos in the kitchen, that’s his brand.

This video is just “This edible ain’t shi- AAAAAASSSAAAAAAAHHAHA”

@wazzza.208

3 жыл бұрын

and then "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" for the rest of it

@gimmerqueen

3 жыл бұрын

elmo is a glove

@captainhellhound7451

3 жыл бұрын

This is just how the use of edibles go

@I_Like_Ike53

10 ай бұрын

Sega playstation

@Patt_sbm

7 ай бұрын

@@I_Like_Ike53fr

Hey guys, your friendly neighbourhood stoner here. Having a nice warm shower and just sitting at the bottom of it can help if you are having a bad trip. It can ground you. Also always remember to remind yourself that it will go away. that its just the weed and you will be ok :)

Ted: noooooo you can’t just cause me immeasurable pain while I’m high Schlatt: haha massager go brrr

@theoneandonlythe5th138

3 жыл бұрын

Luke Miller he was just helpin get the lactic acid flowin

@riptidev10

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing like kicking someone while he's down

@danielg7245

3 жыл бұрын

Helping the juices flow

@pw4513

3 жыл бұрын

nah he he was just you know, gettin the juices flowin

@unaisqureshi5812

3 жыл бұрын

Schlatt just thought that Ted needed another stick of butter

misfits are the cause of all weed related accidents

@DogeDogeriffic

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not surprised

@IdiotGoggles

3 жыл бұрын

This person better not actually be dj khaled

@IdiotGoggles

3 жыл бұрын

Dj Khaled seriously, r u?

@treyramirez8941

3 жыл бұрын

Lula Marcus do you actually think its dj khaled?

@samueltait5883

3 жыл бұрын

@@treyramirez8941 It is the real Dj Khaled!

i am convinced that cooper is the only close friend in that building who has actually greened out who cares. like he was the only one actually giving a shit about ted's comfort

@spiders4540

13 күн бұрын

Psychedelics like shrooms, Lsd, Salvia, Dmt, psilocybin, microdose, Vape Pens, Exotics, Chocolate Bars, Flowers opens a portal to the mind sub consciousness so whatever dwells in yours is what you will experience during your trip. You can try out this specialist I got my trips from who ships discreetly worldwide??

@spiders4540

13 күн бұрын

*PHARMSTAIN* is the handle?

@spiders4540

13 күн бұрын

[They're on Telegram... ....

Ted was lucky there wasn’t a shower nearby

@Bozobi

4 ай бұрын

Title of video: "The RyanP Experience"

“Is it all just pain?” Ooooooohhhh so many things to say but I can’t describe them all.

@Glazedonut

3 жыл бұрын

Ted has made a trip to the void.

@theoverlordofochremoat

3 жыл бұрын

I think your username and pfp says it all

@lilyliao9521

3 жыл бұрын

why do we die

@jagerhausen9214

3 жыл бұрын

brother

@ballsack123

3 жыл бұрын

smitnov, brothers.

That company needs to make a drug-infused Nerds Rope and call it "Nerds Dope"

@cake-ie7uh

2 жыл бұрын

This is genius

@kmations4049

2 жыл бұрын

omg yes

@LexifromZargon

2 жыл бұрын

how abt nope rope

@luna-cc1qu

2 жыл бұрын

but that would be uhh.. not weed LOL but this is a good comment 👌

@BacktotheRift

2 жыл бұрын

Herb Rope

Coming back after experiencing something like this but on a much smaller scale really makes me feel for Ted. My experience took me off of it entirely, I can’t imagine what this amount would do to him

11:44 Plot twist, he was actually praying to god for this high to end.

"so i was at the misfits' house" top ten words before disaster

@humanperson5876

3 жыл бұрын

That was 7 words

@carlwebber4094

3 жыл бұрын

@@humanperson5876 I've seen stupidity but this is stupidity on a whole nover level comin from your mind

@humanperson5876

3 жыл бұрын

@@carlwebber4094 it's 'another' not 'nover' That's just bad grammar

@DrewPeabaws

3 жыл бұрын

@@humanperson5876 found him! Found the 10 year old!

@gltche4840

3 жыл бұрын

@@humanperson5876 oh fuck, my head hurts when I read this because this is so stupid

The recent 4th of July my friend brought over a plastic bag with over 2 sticks of weed butter in it. This weed butter amounted to 7,000 mg. We shared this among three people total. Me and two others. We also sprinkled some mushrooms on them. It stopped being fun after 3 hours. I had ended up being high for 5 days straight, and I lost my sense of smell. Lesson learned? Be careful with everything.

@TedNivison

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit

@xade4861

3 жыл бұрын

So you still cant smell...

@peterchrist1945

3 жыл бұрын

-Sent from the afterlife

@c0l0rmep1nk

3 жыл бұрын

This is THE bruh moment

@gracebruhmoment

3 жыл бұрын

BRO i'm glad you're still alive holy shit

I’ve come back to this because me and my bf were discussing edibles. I’d once made an edible and I ate the whole thing, and immediately passed out and then was high for two days straight. We calculated how many mg it was, and turns out it was 900mg. Honestly don’t know how I survived that.

@Owlleap

5 ай бұрын

😮

@cloudeight3887

5 ай бұрын

@@Owlleap what made it worse was I had a piercing appointment the first day

@buggie5990

Ай бұрын

​@@cloudeight3887bet it made it hurt a bit less lmao

@cloudeight3887

Ай бұрын

@@buggie5990 it hurt more

@buggie5990

Ай бұрын

@@cloudeight3887 oh

Oh man, I went through this with the EXACT same product. I bought it at a dispensary and came home, saving it for the night as I had nothing to do the next day. Soon as my family went to bed, I started watching KZread videos on my TV and decided to eat the ENTIRE thing. Normally edibles would kick in for me after about an hour. This entire thing took only 20 minutes, and I was already feeling pretty unsure of this high for some reason. After only like an hour I realized I had made a biiig mistake. So I went to bed in hopes of sleeping it off, and to my surprise I managed to sleep pretty well. Woke up feeling really heavy the next day, and pretty off in the head. Luckily the high basically ended there. I honestly got off pretty lucky...

400mg puts you on a different planet.

@Glazedonut

3 жыл бұрын

straight into the void.

@acrusader9773

3 жыл бұрын

Glaze 1000mg puts you into the infinite abyss

@abloodcorpse3318

3 жыл бұрын

@@acrusader9773 ur profile pic looks like being on 1000mg

@acrusader9773

3 жыл бұрын

Chance Good Buffalo that is often

@oneiros5686

3 жыл бұрын

If you're lightweight

I love how Schlatt said “I think you need another stick of butter”

@xyzjalsjekdi

3 жыл бұрын

I wheezed-

@GhostBouDB

3 жыл бұрын

I think you need another stick of butter

@confident8132

3 жыл бұрын

I think you need another stick of butter

@deathcall7779

3 жыл бұрын

@@confident8132 ikr

@GhostBouDB

3 жыл бұрын

@@confident8132 I’m not sure but I have a hunch that you may need another stick of butter

your awareness is so good. i would have been freaking out. i once did too many cookie edibles and ended up waking up in my car.

even after 3 years, this is still one of my favorite videos on youtube

I took a 500 mg once and was high for three straight days. To wake up high not once, but twice was one of the most alarming ways to progressively begin back to back mornings I could imagine.

@Blueee51

Жыл бұрын

Oooof

@cheesyrichard

Жыл бұрын

How? My 500mg edible only lasted 5 hours and I have a decently low tolerance.

@uncledick9445

Жыл бұрын

lightweight

@johnbitler5907

Жыл бұрын

@@uncledick9445 ya im with u three days is kinda farfetched lool

@Bofa_Deez

Жыл бұрын

Fr waking up high is the most confusing thing lol. I woke up to piss and forgot how to use my legs.

Everyone needs to experience entering the void at one point in their lives

@mikeoxsor6183

3 жыл бұрын

DMT

@cpenner7086

3 жыл бұрын

Naw im not crazy or stupid

@mattwilliams2562

3 жыл бұрын

You learn a lot about yourself

@jordanherring1543

3 жыл бұрын

I agree whole heartedly

@Axualkilla8392

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattwilliams2562 yes, how poor your life choices are

That bit about your sense of touch bring overloaded is interesting. My sister experiences something similar as a chronic disorder called hypersensitivity and it's basically what you described where the brain just takes in way too much information and it's actively painful to just exist. Interesting that it can be brought on by doing excessive amounts of weed, but it makes sense. Edit: holy crap she also sometimes has to lie flat too. That's from a disorder called POTS that means her blood vessels don't pump blood well enough to exceed the force of gravity, and so her brain doesn't get enough oxygen if she stands for too long. So she needs to lay down in order to allow the blood to flow easier.

I have to come back to this story every couple of months cause it’s that good 💀

Our friend ate too much weed, what should we do? Let's put him in an uncomfortable chair and keep filming him and asking him how bad it feels

@sashaterritory

3 жыл бұрын

oh, our friend is going through something that feels really shitty? to the point where he can’t even touch things without it hurting? oh yeah, let’s use an ELECTRIC MASSAGER on him

@JayJayShawtyBae

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think you know how stoners interact with each other…

@lilykarbosky6818

3 жыл бұрын

@@JayJayShawtyBae exactly. my friend almost pushed me down the stairs when i could barley walk

@alexskelton1118

3 жыл бұрын

@@JayJayShawtyBae it’s the stoner code. When someone get blasted other people are meant to fuck with them as much as possible

@mangoqribbit8699

3 жыл бұрын

Someone’s never been high / had a high af friend

That one dislike is from the misfits because Ted accidentally ate their good edible.

@wheezererb2465

3 жыл бұрын

How much does a 400mg edible cost?

@timbaxter8089

3 жыл бұрын

@@wheezererb2465 just found a 100mg nerds rope for 15$ so probably pretty expensive for a single edible but I never fucked with edibles

I love this video, I come back every couple of months when I think about it and I still laugh every time

Goddamn that's so horrible. I'm sorry those people tormented you through it. I had a bad weed trip once and I don't know how much I took but definitely not THAT much. Glad you made it through

Ted Nevison, the only man to ever Bill Cosby himself

@timcook247

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit

@owneyw4374

3 жыл бұрын

Did he send some guy named Cosby a bill?

@valley5285

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that's funny

Returning to this video over two years later to point out that Ted actually had *over* 400mg because he was already high at the point this happened. Also the cut between "there is a very deceptive way the snacks were laid out" to "there is a very reasonable way the snacks are laid out" is perfect comedic timing.

@Lexingtonian

Жыл бұрын

It's actually an indeterminate amount because there's no such thing as an infused nerds rope with nerds packaging. It's street shit and probably synthetic cannabinoids.

@mrpersoonman

Жыл бұрын

didn't he also take a bite of *another* nerds rope before he stopped

@ufork

Жыл бұрын

he said he smoked half a joint, thats not a whole lot of THC plus the high probably wore off by then mostly. video title still says "400mg edible". also speaking from experience, smoking a little while before taking edibles seems to actually make the high more tolerable and less intense. now, doing it right before/after or while edibles are hitting, that's a different story. i mean he was fucked either way, even if he didnt smoke before (who knows, maybe he could have been less fucked if he hadn't smoked before, everybody is different) but usually when i take edibles while completely sober, they hit much harder, theyre much more intense because theres no tolerance built up in the short term. even if i smoke and then wait several hours or even 30 min to an hour before taking an edible, i more often find myself more disappointed by the edibles not being strong enough. basically smoking before can kind of take away from the fullness of the edible experience

@samueldoiron1656

11 ай бұрын

The zoom-in on "reasonable" is so funny

@rjay._.1

10 ай бұрын

I’m willing to bet he only consumed like 10-20 mg of THC prior to that. It’s almost completely irrelevant in comparison lol.

Not knowing how to make yourself puke is so pure...so innocent.

@thechumbucket8986

2 ай бұрын

ok we get it you're bulimic NOBODY CARES

@sidvacant9382

Ай бұрын

Literally just brush the waaay back of your tongue with a toothbrush and boom instant vomit.

This was the first video of Ted’s I watched and I am happy with my decision to keep watching

i feel like i’ve heard this story so many times from so many people

@gordcore1062

3 жыл бұрын

But this is the one we needed in our lives

@owentertainment2714

3 жыл бұрын

That’s probably because you have

@charlieking4682

3 жыл бұрын

Coopers version is a fuckin trip thou

@dtrracing5233

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a common mistake

@seb5542

3 жыл бұрын

You probably have. Everyone has told it.

Can we just talk about the fact that ted almost ate 800 milligrams of edibles without knowing it.

@phephemigi

3 жыл бұрын

"Ted, I think you need another stick of butter" - JSchlatt 2019/2020

@yuranamo

3 жыл бұрын

he did talk about it

@cheemsdog7662

3 жыл бұрын

phephemigi schlatt*

@ultraablue6415

3 жыл бұрын

@@chazatronionwyatt4368 I was about to say

@TedNivison

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair, the next nerds rope that I was about to eat was the 50mg one, which is why one of the guys thought I had originally eaten a 50mg edible

I know this is 3+ years old, but that friend group was the worst at managing Ted's symptoms If you notice your friend has taken WAAAY to much THC, calm them down, make them comfy, and make sure they're alright. Cause, I've taken too much edibles before and it was the WORST panic attack of my life and I was by myself cause my roommates were asleep. Just having a friend next to you to make sure you're ok can help out A LOT

he handled this so well dude i started sobbing