Ever since i have been deemed a platinum ted my quality of life has improved drastically

@Crow1769

3 жыл бұрын

same

@mayo4164

3 жыл бұрын

cool

@dylansines7317

3 жыл бұрын

cool

@Earlington421

3 жыл бұрын

Same except the opposite

@WalkerPearcey

3 жыл бұрын

Same

*“There’s thousands of people who this man wants to adopt.”* He’s just trying to find people to put in his shop.

@lucifersatan4611

3 жыл бұрын

And people say I’m weird.

@juniper5354

3 жыл бұрын

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT

@zetanone7211

3 жыл бұрын

That’s so sweet of him 🥺🥺

@pauliusgaivenis2665

3 жыл бұрын

maybe those arent mannequins after all

@stephaniecarlson1068

3 жыл бұрын

Replace the manikins with human bodies. Lmao

This man keeps inviting people to stay, and keeps wanting to "adopt" people. He's obviously feeding people to the mannequins at night to retain his youth.

@dat_fast_boi

3 жыл бұрын

Five Nights at Thrifty's

@wooddent2966

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously

@maximumpee9849

3 жыл бұрын

this man will never perish. he recreated the events of the bible as he remembers them cause he was there

@SpyderGuy799

3 жыл бұрын

He’s turning the people into the mannequins

@FranzFartinand

3 жыл бұрын

He's particular about race because he turns people into mannequins, and everybody knows all the important bible characters are white.

Ted's father just throwing out the word "happiness" in desperation to defend his son was just artful

“He’s a nice guy!” And “he wants his daughter to fail” do not mix LMAO I hope his kid is pursuing her dreams 😔

@moongirl8807

Жыл бұрын

Thanks that dude is NOT nice. He's a creep, an awful father who doesn't understand the value of art and god knows what else ("oh, you're white!")

@gayvagina7353

Жыл бұрын

Also 11:40

@allyrose6437

9 ай бұрын

Yeah.... I feel like Ted didn't wanna directly out him as a weirdo, so he just said kind things and let the footage speak for itself ☠️

when he said "oh you're white!" with such joy that crossed my creepy line ngl

@Wired_User

3 жыл бұрын

He definitely is antisemetic and meant “oh, he’s not Jewish!”

@orang1921

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wired_User so you mean he's a trend-following democratic 14 year old girl

@raminad3837

3 жыл бұрын

@@orang1921 can u translate this to fucking English 🤣🤣🤣

@orang1921

3 жыл бұрын

@@raminad3837 no im really stupid

@j3nnyb3anz40

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the little smilely :)

the guy is shit talking ted’s career path and he just has to stand there like 🧍🏻

@lucidjelly3465

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I’ve been thinking 💀💀

The Bible is the Manga, reality is the anime, and this thrift shop is the Netflix adaptation

@thisyhis7698

2 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@KrotumAlexanderThe500th

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@erinw.9256

2 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@iamobsessedwithshadowsight

Жыл бұрын

Obviously Joshua and The Promised Land is the true anime smh

@pissapocalypse

Жыл бұрын

@@iamobsessedwithshadowsight that's the spin off

lol, I got sucked down the ted hole of religion videos. thanks yt algorithm for doing ya thang! 🙏🏼Bless the recommends.

@nopenope-ds5rf

2 ай бұрын

Sup Jesus, hows god or uh you i guess?

Theory: What if... this guy's actual children are just adopted from previous store visits and once they become "dissapointing" he just turns them into mannequins to dress up in his shop and then he adopts more children so it's just an ongoing cycle. 🤔

@Jmamjs

3 жыл бұрын

@Ted Nivison

@FootEnjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

Five nights with Jesus

@mahala4881

3 жыл бұрын

@@FootEnjoyer the crucifixion of '87

@notme8652

3 жыл бұрын

The Devil behind the slaughter

@thebacteriawasbeatentodeath

3 жыл бұрын

scott cawthon if you're reading this add this into the fnaf lore

We went last summer and he asked my sister and her boyfriend if they’ve had premarital sex, and started coaching him on how to treat a girl right 🥴

@Slushiii6804

3 жыл бұрын

Ew ew ew gross nasty 🤢

@mrt.n.t9100

3 жыл бұрын

@@Slushiii6804 nice pfp

@Slushiii6804

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrt.n.t9100 thx!

@MintySoph

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@no7357

2 жыл бұрын

Dude. *w h a t*

If Ted ever goes missing, we'll need to be on the lookout for any mannequins that look awfully similar with suspiciously realistic skin

@andersn4931

Жыл бұрын

Good grammar.

the corn palace sounds like a place slimecicle would rule over

@astork7769

3 жыл бұрын

why are you right

@SergeantPear

3 жыл бұрын

The store owner is just Slimecicle. He just wishes to adopt and take people to his corn vents

@cooperdavis8296

3 жыл бұрын

You enter the corn palace and hear muted cackling coming from the vents

@SergeantPear

3 жыл бұрын

@@cooperdavis8296 you also hear distant music saying "come on down try some corn"

@elliotlikesmilfs908

3 жыл бұрын

@@SergeantPear then just "Im cornilious, dont be shy"

I am so glad you went back Ted, we all needed this video

@Cyrotech

3 жыл бұрын

This is going to be a banger I can already tell

@bredezen9131

3 жыл бұрын

Dude chill the vis it’s been 4 minutes since the vid came out, the vids 15 mins😂

@justapigeon2476

3 жыл бұрын

I fucking know right

@foghornleghorn1247

3 жыл бұрын

And he redid my favorite video of his pog

@Cyrotech

3 жыл бұрын

@@bredezen9131 I saw the last video, just exited for this one too

Okay but the way your dad was talking about the guy's daughter and was saying he hoped she was successful was very wholesome to me

As someone from South Dakota... this video is extremely accurate. For some reason the interactions with the guy in the thrift shop make me think he's a human trafficker. The way he said "oh you're white", wanted to adopt you and asked you to sleep at his shop just gave me those kinda vibes. No one would suspect the nice guy running a religious thrift shop of being a human trafficker.

@nosir0174

2 жыл бұрын

_everyone_ expects the nice guy running a religious guy thrift shop to be a human trafficker. i think that’s just one big red flag

@skyethenerd1054

Жыл бұрын

Actually an old christian guy running a store w like 30 dressed up mannequins by himself is exactly the kind of person i would expect to be a human trafficker

@_hhannuhh

Жыл бұрын

@@skyethenerd1054 lmfaooo

@mizzkittenttv

Жыл бұрын

SAME. It screams human trafficking to me.

@FrenkTheJoy

Жыл бұрын

I think he's just a foreign religious nut. I also wouldn't say he's "the nice guy running a religious thrift shop", he's a crazy guy who runs a shop full of weirdly dressed mannequins. Everyone on the internet thinks EVERYTHING is human trafficking.

I love how ted doesn't want us to get mad at the guy who came up with the doll museum, but also trys to cancel an entire state

@TedNivison

3 жыл бұрын

The doll museum came before the thrift shop, it was owned by different people

@superzoomer8328

3 жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison ted nivison

@Wiqha.

3 жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison Ned Tivison

@bugmachine777

3 жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison ted nivison

@Swagster244

3 жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison ted nivison

My theory is that the doll museum was so incredibly cursed that the only thing that could suppress the lingering demons was 1000 instances of Jesus, thusly birthing the religious thrift shop

@Brain-Wormed

3 жыл бұрын

But why dose he sell the stuff though if its what keeps the dolls at bay?

@jackreid2664

3 жыл бұрын

@@Brain-Wormed he overcorrected and now it is tainted with the holy presence

@wesleyjones4036

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackreid2664 its where Jschlatt got his pope stand

@clarissalong6283

3 жыл бұрын

hes torturing the centuries old demon that is trapped in that building with all the religious stuff. he's the only man keeping that demon inside, and weak, so it doesn't get out and create the ending of the world.

@Jambion

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus was at his weakest when born, especially as it was legal to kill him

about the "enchanted doll museum", im a friend of someone who worked there. They had to wear suits at night because there would constantly be a weird smell in the casheir and sometimes in the clothes or HANDS of the DOLLS. Not musky, but rotten(?). lets just say.. we separated ways unintendedly..

@ittselli3245

2 жыл бұрын

I'm so weirded out by this and i just, im in shock

@bbew2914

2 жыл бұрын

FNAF is real ig

@iseetheWAYVision

2 жыл бұрын

They were adopted

@FrenkTheJoy

Жыл бұрын

They had to wear suits at night because the dolls smelled weird? I don't understand the connection.

@beep3242

Жыл бұрын

@@FrenkTheJoy A rotting smell, like a biological thing rotting.

Ted, as someone who grew up in South Dakota I can say this with full confidence, stay away from everywhere besides the area surrounding Mount Rushmore. If the city you are in is not Rapid City, Custer, Hot Springs, Sturgis, Spearfish, Deadwood, or Keystone then don't stop for anything more than gas or fast food. South Dakota is just a weird place......

@thisyhis7698

2 жыл бұрын

I live in South Dakota and I found an among us pop it sign randomly next to a feild

@bbew2914

2 жыл бұрын

@@thisyhis7698 i have to see that

@thisyhis7698

2 жыл бұрын

@@bbew2914 its in ruins now

@thisyhis7698

2 жыл бұрын

@@bbew2914 ill get pics tho

@bbew2914

2 жыл бұрын

@@thisyhis7698 my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Ted please invite the cosplaying daughter of this guy on your show. Give her a chance to tell her story.

@They.luv.Maika7

3 жыл бұрын

omg yes

@duck_duck_goose43

3 жыл бұрын

YES PLEASE

@TmTRvLEr

3 жыл бұрын

omg yes pleasee 😭🤚

@chaoticfloralarrangement8741

2 жыл бұрын

boost massive boost ted please

@JD-yb5rc

2 жыл бұрын

YEA

I've literally lived in Mitchell for over 10 years and I've never had the balls to enter that shop

@Nobody-uk3lz

3 жыл бұрын

As expected

@gargaflan

3 жыл бұрын

What's it called? Please tell me. I'm visiting Mitchell in a couple days, and want to see.

@bella.beaarrr

3 жыл бұрын

@@gargaflan shilohs tabernacle. be safe my friend

@amicosayshi865

3 жыл бұрын

I'll be moving out of SD here in a little bit, maybe now is my time

@leikeiwei1059

2 жыл бұрын

PLEASE ENTER

Ted is talking about the owner like he's weird in an endearing way but this dude actually sounds really creepy. Like kidnapper level creepy. He asked you to sleep in his store? Is it an inn? Why did he get so excited when he found out you were white? And the fact that he apparently asks to adopt everyone that comes in? This guy wanted to add you to his human collection for sure

I feel like this man would call me slurs I never heard before

"South Dakotan weeping angels but its worse because its the Nativity Scene." I never thought all of these would be in the same sentence together

@beyond_fatherhood

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds terrifying though doesnt it

@user-yf9ku1tl6b

3 жыл бұрын

Not even the doctor could stop this

@LtCdrXander

3 жыл бұрын

In Dr. Who, the angels always get some random (usually dumb) new ability every time they're featured, so here's a question: what power would South Dakotan angels have?

@DJKr15py

3 жыл бұрын

@@LtCdrXander corn. Just corn.

That man is the exact kind of person I would dread to be trapped in a social situation with holy shit

@seignee

3 жыл бұрын

i dunno, i think it would be kind of funny lmao

@AnqelCORE

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed my anxiety could never

@oliviagrace6914

2 жыл бұрын

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

@oliviagrace6914

2 жыл бұрын

@@seignee For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

@silvyboi4150

2 жыл бұрын

I lived with someone like this for 14 years you never get used to it

the amount of times that i have heard Ted saying “an alien disguised as a human” is frightening

@yose_.6016

2 жыл бұрын

he’s trying to tell us something

@VictoryHardy

6 ай бұрын

I’m pretty sure Ted is a time traveler

I hope the cosplaying, actress daughter becomes one of the next big names in stage and film and that she is beyond happy every day possible. And that it tears that old man up.

I really hope the creepy guys daughter is successful. I don’t understand why he’s disappointed. Just because she does cosplay and acting? I best she’s doing amazing

@leotenenbaum6806

3 жыл бұрын

I think he wanted her to continue running the store

@jackreid2664

3 жыл бұрын

@@leotenenbaum6806 he needs an heir

@jamesbuchanan5962

3 жыл бұрын

It seems like she needs a father figure to replace religious guy. Is she tall? maybe white? I have a place to stay.

@callum7057

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesbuchanan5962 Wow President Buchanan, you really are a altruistic, god-fearing Christian!

@thecatalyst6212

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesbuchanan5962 Soon I shall have subscribed to all 45 presidents of america

This man is trying to assemble an army of adopted children. He’s waging war on the Corn Palace.

@ch4rmaroo941

3 жыл бұрын

*Don’t tell technoblade that..*

That is the type of man that scares me, like oh my god I’d hate to have him as a father

@rivalproductions9213

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he doesn’t seem that bad

@0thatsillyguy0

3 жыл бұрын

@@rivalproductions9213 why say 'nah'? it's an opinion and i'm sure people agree with you and many people agree with the original commenter.

@rivalproductions9213

3 жыл бұрын

@@0thatsillyguy0 ok man chill

@0thatsillyguy0

3 жыл бұрын

@@rivalproductions9213 sorry if i came off as rude, i've been in a bad mood lately and i guess i took it to youtube with me,

@rivalproductions9213

3 жыл бұрын

@@0thatsillyguy0 it’s all good

Can we talk about how good ted is at decorating? I want his room so bad.

@TedNivison

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Yeah it’s coming together well- if you want a comparison of what it started to where it is now I’d watch the Gus and eddy podcast I was a guest on

@SAMPLETEXT285

3 жыл бұрын

My bedroom has nothing like that just a king size bed with a modern designed wood frame, matching end tables, *Lamps* , matching clothing drawers with mirror and no tv. My bedroom is very minimalistic and simple and yes i know nobody asked.

@camille-us8tx

3 жыл бұрын

i want his entire house it’s so 🤌🏼

@m.y.k7294

3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS A ROBBERY! PUT THE ROOM IN THA BAG!

@studentsofdestruction6915

3 жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison Ted nivison

plot twist: the mannequins in the shop are actually people hes successfully adopted

It makes me laugh thinking about the pure euphoria this man’s daughter could possibly have seeing this video fulling calling out the hypocrisy and lack of parental support he’s given her. I hope you succeed in your theater dreams!

I’m born and raised here in South Dakota I had to do a double take when I saw this video like “Bro he doesn’t mean the store in Mitchell?” Yes yes he does. It is surreal knowing other people that have met the owner, he is a very nice person but yeah creepy and weird. He made some jokes to my girlfriend about leaving me which I kinda laughed off. I will say though you didn’t mention the really creepy kids play area he has in the store that is definitely no very safe for children to play in for how dark it is back there. I drove through Mitchell earlier this year and can confirm the shop has closed down, so who knows where he is now.

@stal_go_brrr

10 ай бұрын

He did technically mention the kids area, just in the previous video about it

I am going to adopt him. We’ll see how he likes it.

@natebrewer2224

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, and then make his bedtime like 8 or something. That'll show him.

@gracefizzle4827

3 жыл бұрын

@@natebrewer2224 Nah, 7 : 30. 7 : 30s worse.

@justsomeguywhocommentssome7603

2 жыл бұрын

Im moving to south dakota for this

Now that slimecicle knows that the corn palace exists, he’s going to go there and he will devour.

@silhouetta6983

3 жыл бұрын

@@crab5482 obsessed with the fact that you felt the need to end this comment with amen

I feel so bad for his kids 😭 Also someone needs to investigate him because that’s so creepy.

After I watched the first video about this place, I did some research too. I saw a lot of comments from guys, saying he asked to adopt them or trade his daughter for them. There is something very wrong with the owner. Luckily the place has closed now.

The creepy thrift shop lore just got so intense

@EPMTUNES

3 жыл бұрын

A great sequel!

“This is a nice guy he’s a good guy” guy proceeds to say how he hopes his daughter will fail at her career pursuits

@cunkdunkin5841

3 жыл бұрын

I know you may got doubts but hear me out, Hes a nice, good guy

@higoodbye7545

2 жыл бұрын

Also is oddly excited to see a white boy instead of a God forbid, another race, and offers to adopt him 🤨🚩

Hey Ted. I often travel through Mitchell SD on the way to visit family, and you inspired me to want to visit the Tabernacle. I was so excited when we reached the town, only for that excitement to be crushed upon seeing that the Tabernacle is unfortunately no more. It's been painted black and replaced with Main Street Mercantile.

@MoondustManwise

Жыл бұрын

Thank whatever gods blessed us so that this cursed experience was lifted from the face of planet earth

@RealElongatedMuskrat

Жыл бұрын

no way! RIP to the Tabernacle, they finally found bodies in the walls or something I guess 😩🙌

@kai2558

4 ай бұрын

Looked it up, it closed because the owners live 1700 miles away and the city raised the taxes on those main street businesses. But they want to open a different biblical attraction nearer to where they actually live

A few months ago now, my family and I went on a road trip and came across this place. My brother and I practically begged to go in because we’ve heard stuff about it online and whatever and wanted to see it for ourselves. To say in brief, it was very similar to how everyone described it to be. A nauseating feeling rushed over me and almost kicked me into fight or flight. The same guy (I presume) came out to greet us, and was very friendly with us. We told him we were on a road trip, he gave us some pointers on restaurants and whatnot, just the regular conversation starters you would expect from some people not from around there. But it took a turn when he said something along the lines of “You’re a very tall young man, very handsome, I’d love to adopt you”. And a good thing to note is that my family and I are from Chicago, we reside there. This comment made my parents flip. We left a few minutes after that and left town as soon as we could. LOL.

"This man was talking to strangers about how disappointed they are in their children" yep sounds like the Midwest for you.

That religious thrift shop looks and sounds like a front for a cult especially with how he was asking to "adopt" people

@asylumthundr2765

3 жыл бұрын

I mean Christian Cults aren’t uncommon, my dad was in one

@allidavis2357

2 жыл бұрын

i’ve been there before and i could not agree more lmao

@user-BadUsername

2 жыл бұрын

Cults aren’t that rare

@erinw.9256

2 жыл бұрын

@@asylumthundr2765 Hey, same!! My dad was a kid and they only got out when grandpa was stationed in Germanyb

@porcupinepunch6893

2 жыл бұрын

@@asylumthundr2765 the KKK also has early origins in South Dakota...

I also got an art degree (graphic design) and had almost this exact interaction with my mom at a store 💀 is this a universal experience we all must go through

@gaywizard2000

Жыл бұрын

I have a Bachelor of Fine Art, say no more! My dad wondered why I didnt have a normal job and become a fireman or policeman .

You say the owner is harmless but he's hates on his daughters hopes and dreams so i wouldn't say he's harmless

@gayvagina7353

Жыл бұрын

Also the white thing

that clip of him calling tom cruise a gringo BROKE me

I’m so happy to be part of the platinum teds. The guy who runs the shop seems like he has some good intentions but just comes off a little creepy

@mikeltyree574

3 жыл бұрын

he does when i went there he seems like he just wanted to spread the word of the lord but that place was scary as hell it was too dark and seemed like a basement

Omg me and my family went on a trip to South Dakota to see family and we stopped in Mitchell and me and my stepmom Sophia went into the religious thrift shop and he asked to adopt my stepmom. He then tried to get us to stay in then back. It was so weird and when he showed us the Christian marriage stuff I got uncomfortable because I’m bi. And at that exact moment my boyfriend called me and he saw the screen on my phone of me and my boyfriend kissing and asked us to leave. I will never forget that experience.

@m1ntyuu

Жыл бұрын

HE ASKED TO ADOPT YOUR S T E P M O M???????

I saw your first video and begged my father to take my there when we went to South Dakota. We saw all that Ted saw and also smelled the suffocatingly large scent of insence. But Ted didn't mention the playplace. Inside this land of chaos is a dimly lit hellish labyrinth of jungle gym, surrounded by warning signs that only those ten and under could traverse safely lest the whole contraption fall to decay. I, a thirteen year old at the time with the entertainment capacity of a five year old, braved the labyrinth and recorded it all. I'm shocked that Ted was able to get ANY usable footage out of this because I could barely see as it was. I remember very little about the place except that there was an air hockey, foosball, and other tables of various enjoyable electronic value scattered around. And the slide. There was a giant green slide at the top of the playplace. I and a kindergartener cursed with entry to this torture chamber traversed to it. I got there first with my middle schooler legs and prepared to go down the slide. That's when I saw it. In the middle of the slide, unavoidably large, was a puddle of unidentifiable purple goop. I knew the danger was imminent, so I warned the child to find another exit and left the foul plane. My advice to you - never enter this chamber. my entire family was in the worst, grossest mood after this adventure. DO NOT RISK THE ENTRY.

@andersn4931

Жыл бұрын

What the fuck

@LimeLoaf

Жыл бұрын

Cum

@grampa.corybreshears

7 ай бұрын

Woah

@bread8465

Ай бұрын

This is probably a lie

i love that while the two dads are talking about their kids ted it just like: 🧍🏻

@rigelb9025

Жыл бұрын

After reading all of these comments, coming across this one, it just strikes me even harder that this place seems like a ''child-exchanging service''.

Shop guy: I hope my daughter is unsuccessful in her career Ted's dad: Shouldn't we support our kids? Ted: 🧍‍♂️

i love that ted was explaining that he doesn’t know how parents can want their kids to fail at their dream careers when my parents threatened to disown me for going through my forensic pathology studies lmao

@Jab2607

3 жыл бұрын

Im sorry I hope to go into forensic science when I'm older!

@That_Guy_Ty

2 жыл бұрын

Do they want you to do fucking clerk work at wallmart? It’s so weird that they would disown you for working in a medical field.

@okboomerbutitsacat8050

Жыл бұрын

@@That_Guy_Ty yeah like "how dare you go get a medical degree, which requires a lot of effort and talent, and would give you a well paying job"

@aestheticzea

Жыл бұрын

are they deadass? lmao but hey forensic science is probably one of the most interesting fields of study you can do, much better than a shitty 9-5. i hope you succeed in your career though, and that's coming from a stranger lol. -from a future future veterinarian :)

Ted: “I can’t imagine having a parent that hopes for your failure” Me: *sips my chocky milk intensely while I think about my parents hoping I’d fail at streaming so I’d stop hanging out with my friends and focus on getting married*

@HANDSSSS

2 жыл бұрын

Hi. Eda

“I hope she’s unsuccessful” fuck that’s actually really sad, especially since I wanna pursue acting and a theatre degree as well and at one point I sat down with my parents and they said “we have to admit at first we were skeptical of you pursuing acting, that is until we saw you perform. After we saw you on stage though we gave each other a look like ‘okay, I get it now’ and now we know that you can be successful in whatever dream you chase”

@cookie7993

3 жыл бұрын

Okay

@ImBenjiRich

3 жыл бұрын

@@cookie7993 Okay

@easypete3630

3 жыл бұрын

@@ImBenjiRich Okay

@krisalis_

3 жыл бұрын

Ah shit dude that's sweet as heck Best of luck with your career

@ImBenjiRich

3 жыл бұрын

@@easypete3630 Okay

*Theory: He wants to adopt people to use their skin for his mannequins.*

@birdie394

3 жыл бұрын

For some reason your simple spelling error made me think of some plastic cybermen/SCP race and I'm surprisingly freaked out by the thought *They are the kin of man*

@aidenmaskell9816

2 жыл бұрын

Underated comment

@dannyb9992

2 жыл бұрын

Just like the Magnus archives

@curllum

Жыл бұрын

Thousandth like

"I cant imagine having a parent that hopes that their kids fail, and telling strangers they believe that." People who have come out as LGBT to family: you dont have to work hard to imagine.

If you think that's creepy, in Aberdeen, South Dakota the whole town has tunnels underneath of it that use to transport people from Hotels, random doctor offices, the hospital and the Police Department, the tunnels are now abandoned but you can still get into them, lot of weird and slightly terrifying things inside.

@rigelb9025

Жыл бұрын

The more I read these comments, the more I get the feeling that SD is the human trafficking capital of the world. Hell, perhaps Mt. Rushmore is their headquarters. It even has four heads, for crying out loud.

what I learned from this video: Ted is white

@michaelroy6630

3 жыл бұрын

Really quite a shock tbh

@cameronnutballs3394

3 жыл бұрын

aaaaayyyyyyyy gringooo

Ok this shop has to be an scp entry holy shit so much potential

@Brain-Wormed

3 жыл бұрын

The owner and the shop should have seperate entrys

@aymuhspunj

3 жыл бұрын

@@Brain-Wormed nah, they're SCP XXX-1 and SCP XXX-2 the real scp is that building location.

@overseer3145

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing

@shadow_b0itrash415

3 жыл бұрын

@@aymuhspunj nah the real scp is the man the religious stuff is what the foundation uses to supress him

@trashcant4053

3 жыл бұрын

The scp is the room he offers you to stay in. He needs to feed it.

“I'm sure he's just a nice guy.” Plot twist he's a murderer 👄

Fun fact: South Dakota also doesn't **just** have corn, it also is home to the headquarters of multiple credit card companies. The reason why this is is actually pretty straightforward and due to a few factors: -Most states had interest caps on the credit cards at around 10%, which unsurprisingly was losing those companies a good deal of money. -South Dakota, however, had passed a law around that time that made it so that there was no cap on interest. -The Supreme Court ruled that the credit card companies can charge interest based on where their headquarter is. So yeah, due to that ruling dozens of them moved their head honcho housing on over to Sioux Falls, which also made it one of the top cities for business. Also, north Dakota is only good for honey and wheat and maybe missile silos(?) so don't lump South Dakota with them. ~from, a South Dakotan. also don't quote me on any of this i may be completely wrong on it.

@rigelb9025

Жыл бұрын

In other words, SD is a hub for shady business people to run creepy fronts and launder money.

11:19 I feel terrible for this man's poor daughter

Any religious building that isn’t an actual church is always creepy

@amandajensen3382

3 жыл бұрын

Bad vibes, 90% of the time

@thegamingpaleozilla3453

3 жыл бұрын

Churches are pretty creepy at night

@Jayshiver

3 жыл бұрын

Wow your name threw me off

I feel so sorry for his daughter, i hope shes doing the best in her career and will become a great artist I'm proud of her.

@elibrabo1238

3 жыл бұрын

Hell ya spread the love

@Sev2000

3 жыл бұрын

If its you I'm sorry

@hotpikachusex

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sev2000 ?

7:54 When i have a schizophrenic episode and my hand starts talking to me.

@pipevinethehybrid7049

Жыл бұрын

No cause I shouldn’t be laughing but this is hilarious I’m sorry-

I asked my dad what the corn museum was like. "I couldn't speed walk fast enough through it", he said.

"he returns, and it is strange." and we are here for it

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest KZreadr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening c7

@user-bu5ps7cg1u

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku you're... very welcome

Plot twist: The guy is closing up so he can move to LA to become a better actor than his daughter

@TheVincenzoGaming

2 жыл бұрын

and can visit Ted

I’m sorry wait. You’re telling me that guys has asked several people if he could adopt them and he just *happens* to have these “mannequins”.... it sounds like the people who said yes to being adopted turned into mannequins 👀

13:13 "Why do you stay here?" this how the terror movies begins

He’s back! The man, the myth, the half eaten bar of toblerone, Theodore “Ted” nivison

@Johia_Mapping_2

3 жыл бұрын

Theodore "teddy" roosevelt

"so what that tells me is that there are hundreds, potentially thousands of people that this man said he wants to adopt." ted everyone knows there's not that many people in south dakota

@littlemissblonde1231

3 жыл бұрын

i live in south dakota and can confirm there are about 12 people that live here

@rigelb9025

Жыл бұрын

But they're mainly tourists passing through, so that would still make sense.

I lived in the midwest when i was young and I went to that shop ONCE when I was a kid and I had completely forgotten about it until this video! I now remember being SO creeped out there (even as a kid who was in a super religious family) and it was so oddly quiet like the building just ate sound before it even had a chance to be heard. and the guy was so talkative and so quiet all at the same time and yeah the most random shit was in there and the place was dimly lit, some spots way more than others which made it just that much more unsettling lol

The corn palace is actually pretty old and pretty well know, you can find the 1900s era postcards of it, when the flag had 45 stars

Coming from another place that values corn, Jesus, and white people more than their own children, I can confirm that this is very accurate.

@comradep8519

3 жыл бұрын

a fellow ohioan?

@dylansines7317

3 жыл бұрын

@@comradep8519 Iowan Sadge

@aidanobrien3767

3 жыл бұрын

@@dylansines7317 ayyyy, Iowa!!!!!

@aidanobrien3767

3 жыл бұрын

@@dylansines7317 a fellow Iowan

@AriaPosting

3 жыл бұрын

@@dylansines7317 iowa is unfortunately still in early access

My favorite thing is that he's surprised at seeing a white person when he lives in South Dakota.

@ellathemusicalnerd1338

3 жыл бұрын

I KNOW! IT LIKE ONE OF THE WHITEST STATES

@viennaisburger

3 жыл бұрын

@@ellathemusicalnerd1338 that and Florida

@yourguyskie8044

3 жыл бұрын

@@viennaisburger tbh not really there’s a fuckton of Spanish people here

@flashpone7910

2 жыл бұрын

@@ellathemusicalnerd1338 ton of natives here, but you would be able to tell with the mask on.

@unicornbarfingrainbows7599

2 жыл бұрын

@@viennaisburger you probably never been to Florida then, at least where I am from.

I honestly wonder if "oh you're white" was weird religious guy for "your teeth are white". He could clearly see he was white with the mask on, and says it as soon as he smiles.

Ok, I've been there. I got a similar talk from this stranger about adoption, but also about how he was disappointed in me? My dad is a pastor and the guy was talking about how disappointing it was that I'm not going into ministry??? It feels like a fever dream.

I JUST GOT A ROUND IN GEOGSSR IN MITCHEL SOUTH DAKODA AND SAW THE CORN PALACE AND REMEMBERING YOUR VID FROM 2 YEARS AGO I CAME TO YOUR CHANNEL AND YOU JUST POSTED A FOLLOW UP TODAY ABOUT IT IM LITTERLY SHITTING MY PANTS THIS IS A SIGN.

@dickypooperfart

3 жыл бұрын

you gotta go there now

@Nobody-uk3lz

3 жыл бұрын

@@dickypooperfart i’d rather be cursed by dolls

A platinum ted huh life ain’t so bad

It's places like this that really hammer home the fact that scholars have yet to define real parameters between what separates a religion from a cult other than public perception and number of members.

Fun fact: There is a corn kernel mural in the corn palace. And it is switched out every season to make a new design!!

@gaywizard2000

Жыл бұрын

Maybe they can do one about banning abortion? Yay, just like in 1900 when it was built. Fun!

Next video: "I spent the night at creepy religous thrift shop"

@crathion4960

3 жыл бұрын

“I called owner of religious shop for help”

@Ksd99

3 жыл бұрын

24 CREEPY RELIGIOUS THRIFT SHOP CHALLENGE (GONE WRONG, SATAN HIT ON ME)

@EPMTUNES

3 жыл бұрын

"don't call the enchanted doll museum at 3am"

@rigelb9025

Жыл бұрын

If that's his next video, I doubt we ever get to see it.

as a person from south dakota, i can say with confidence that this isn’t even the craziest shit in the state

@Odie1057

3 жыл бұрын

I concur lol

@brynncollinsworth

3 жыл бұрын

All the fellow south dakotans know how bonkers this place is

@dk0139

3 жыл бұрын

I’m a South Dakota Native, and I have no fucking clue what could be worse than this place. Then again, I haven’t been across state, I’m from East River

@lilyjean926

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that place is w a c k

@DH60557

3 жыл бұрын

West river ftwwwww

Aw, I really would have loved to go to that doll museum. I’ve been collecting antique dolls since I was a little kid, I know a lot of people think they’re creepy (including my partner) but I love them so much.

Ok, I’m 3 years too late but when I was a kid, my grandpa took me and my cousin to that doll museum. I STILL have occasional nightmares and I’m 28!

“I hope my daughter is unsuccessful” man I hope she got out of that family quick

This honestly sounds a little like human trafficking

@ava-us2yb

3 жыл бұрын

thats what i was thinking too

As a college graduate with a theater degree, I have met many, many a person like the Religious Thrift Shop Gentleman. Hope his daughter is doing okay.

@christopherjobin-official7440

Жыл бұрын

Doesnt help that the theater scene has a pretty high number of (especially in highschool theater) visceral disbelievers that won't stop at anything to tell me my beliefs are inheritly narcissistic and bigoted.

I went to South Dakota for a work trip. The guy I had a meeting with asked me if the gas in my state had ethanol in it and then proceeded to talk about corn for 20 minutes. He then told me I had to go to Story Book Land, and let me tell you that was the strangest tourist thing I have ever done.

Summery: he wants tall white kids for his museum. His stock is running low and he needs to replenish

"I removed my mask and he realized I'm white"

@isaacrobertson4374

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha like ??

@watohok.3228

3 жыл бұрын

That was especially odd because most South Dakotans are white. V E R Y white.

I've not yet ascended to the glory of Platinum Ted status, but I have been to this store many times before. My dad loves to go there every time he stops by the Cabela's there, and I have been through on many father/son hunting trips. I wish everyone watching this could truly understand how buck wild insane this store is at times, but you genuinely have to experience it to appreciate it in its full, grotesque splendor. 10/10 video all the same.

the owner seems like an odd fellow but the clip of him gesturing to the tom cruz and going "this is a... a gringo" is SENDING me. i respect him for that move specifically

in the conversations with the owner, ted looks like he's out shopping with his mom and he's waiting for her to stop talking to her friend so they can leave.

as someone who actually has gone to this cursed place, i can vouch for everything he says. don’t go there. save yourself.

@radioactivepower600nanaspersec

3 жыл бұрын

You have any strange or interesting stories from there, too?

@shnail5495

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve been here to and I agree 100%

@denny4551

3 жыл бұрын

We've all been there

@cdwell3810

3 жыл бұрын

I’m going there

@averhysanborn7628

3 жыл бұрын

@@radioactivepower600nanaspersec thankfully the dude was busy with another customer when i went in so i didn’t have to talk to him. but the whole place felt really small and endlessly large at the same time?? like the ceiling was too small but there were too many rooms to look through without the fear of getting lost. seeing the sun after leaving was like returning to a past life.

Him talking about the corn place when this video isn’t about the corn place is me trying to explain a story with adhd

one of my teachers grew up and graduated from Mitchell, SD. Had her prom AND graduation in the corn palace. When i mentioned the creepy religious Jesus thrift shop she didn't bat an eye and went on about how she visited it before.