how did you find this?? I'm gunna throw up and its your fault

@ulysses988

3 жыл бұрын

q

@chinchillainspace3624

3 жыл бұрын

q

@BreadSlayer

3 жыл бұрын

q

@cile9604

3 жыл бұрын

q

@firstnamelastname4363

3 жыл бұрын

q

Robert D. Hannah isn’t advertising for The Prodigy, he is developing his own cinematic universe

@nickd6532

3 жыл бұрын

The RHCU

@Packapunch3612

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@thepear4075

3 жыл бұрын

The RHCU

@makerofgarbage5877

3 жыл бұрын

I’m for one excited for the next installment of the RHCU

@jacksonsinik6038

3 жыл бұрын

Marvel: We have the biggest crossover in history. Robert D. Hannah:

"they basically made a rainforest cafe" brilliant. amazing foreshadowing for future videos, Ted.

@coffeegirl18

Жыл бұрын

I immediately wondered the order of this to the Rainforest Café video.

@citrusplantsam1996

16 күн бұрын

I love the Rainforest Café.

As someone who studied sound design in university, I'm not entirely unconvinced that the sheer awfulness of the audio is not some kind of genius that I'm not learned enough to understand. It is astounding

@squidhgf9997

Жыл бұрын

Why so many negatives, my sleep-deprived brain can't comprehend this

@grayMoth73

Жыл бұрын

@@squidhgf9997 its called: My own sleep-deprived brain forgot how to type good english hjdgfjhsdg

@Eju-qq2mw

Жыл бұрын

Theres like four negatives what…? Its like multiplying negatives over and over until you get a positive

@bigpigeon2384

Жыл бұрын

I’m 100% convinced the sound guy was unpaid and just went down the list of sound effects for each scene and used the first example for each one he found on loop

@ChamomileT

6 ай бұрын

@@grayMoth73why are we all watching this while sleep deprived

I love how ted doesn’t mention that the child jaguar is mostly upright but the mum is on all fours. It’s somehow the least questionable part of the whole movie lmao

@sickcxnt9444

Жыл бұрын

I also love how ted calls them jaguars, when jaguars don't live in africa

@LeachZeech

2 ай бұрын

​@@sickcxnt9444 They were on the same trip as Flash duh

Why did ted just ignore the fact that Pip is absolutely *JACKED*

@deven9565

3 жыл бұрын

Poop

@the_maximaal

3 жыл бұрын

Poop

@to8by215

3 жыл бұрын

Poop

@dyavolo8448

3 жыл бұрын

Poop

@Scorch_Houndoom_

3 жыл бұрын

Poop

pup should've lost his sweater vest as a sign of him turning wild so pup leaving his owner to live in the wild would have more significance

@jamisanmatalonis8458

2 жыл бұрын

Also I wanna hear more about the Jaguar mom. She actually had some moments of showing some backstory. Like she’s a single mother in the jungle who kicks ass

@PGT860

2 жыл бұрын

Warrior cats behavior

These animators really should get into horror. Those janky movements are perfect for poltergeists.

I love how he said he can't imagine persecuting someone cause you don't have a girlfriend.... Like he forgot niceguys and incels exist

@P-nk-m-na

Жыл бұрын

i was just gonna say this incel rhinos

@alice20001

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, wasn’t there a whole thing about a kid with a rich dad that was somehow an incel? Drove a van into people or something?

@JoshuaAndres

Жыл бұрын

You ever seen the movie ‘The Lobster’?

@Ellwoo

Жыл бұрын

v

@weenieboi3536

Жыл бұрын

@@P-nk-m-na i was literally thinking this when that part in the vid came up.

This movie's plot sounds like a friend trying to outline the overarching story in a dream they had last night, except they forgot half of the details and they're trying to have it make sense by frantically filling the gaps with the plot points they remember from the original Madagascar films and hopelessly mangling any sort-of cohesive plot-line it may have had along the way.

@aneeveewhohasinternet1871

3 жыл бұрын

Ew furry jk look at my pfp and name UwU

@federex0789

3 жыл бұрын

More like E

@blackshirts_and_breads

3 жыл бұрын

yeah i agree

@Rephical

3 жыл бұрын

I can relate to this on such a personal level

@dingdawng

3 жыл бұрын

That feels way too specific to not have happened to you

Um...I think we’re ignoring the fact that Pip has _human biceps_

@fishball524

3 жыл бұрын

And *opposable thumbs*

@oppositecatchyghost8025

3 жыл бұрын

@@fishball524 ArE wE nOt GoInG tO aDdReSs ThE oPpOsAbLe ThUmBs!

@fishball524

3 жыл бұрын

@@oppositecatchyghost8025 yes because dogs obviously have opposable thumbs.

@oppositecatchyghost8025

3 жыл бұрын

@@fishball524 That was a joke from Ted's review of Bikes lol

@fishball524

3 жыл бұрын

@@oppositecatchyghost8025 I haven't seen that yet. Looks pretty cursed from what I've heard tho.

The sloth being in Africa is even weirder after thinking about it. Sloths tend to stay in a small group of trees for most of their lives, only coming down once a week to defecate away. So Flash somehow got lost and travelled across the Atlantic ocean because he had to use the bathroom.

@citrusplantsam1996

16 күн бұрын

And they are native to Central and South America.

11:26 the flowers just instantly bloomed mid sentence which is interesting lore wise because either these hyenas talk super slow and it was sped up for viewability or the flowers are growing from the copious amount of drugs the creator took while making this movie being buried in the ground to hide them and both are interesting

@robertnussberger2028

Жыл бұрын

It could of been a glitch, like the computer forgot to put the flowers and it just stuck then right into the frame, and the animator was going to fix that scene, but never got to. I think animation scenes have to go through a handful of renditions before they can look normal. When they did Shrek, Shrek kept clitching and appearing as though he was "inside out." It was rather frightful. I also like the way you think with the idea possibility with the flowers blooming as they spoke, like it's either just a computer error, or maybe they are "soo mentally slow, that it took them soo long to speak and process thoughtfully in their heads that it took them an entire season to make a simple reason." It made me chuckle.

"Kowalski analysis " "Looks like we are homosexual skipper"

@m0x331

3 жыл бұрын

9:40

what was the point of “Africa’s most wanted” there wasn’t any established laws

@sethmc469

3 жыл бұрын

Law of nature Bay-bee!

@lilnutt5580

3 жыл бұрын

Nor any wanting

@jaythan.221

3 жыл бұрын

@popocot popocot yes

@alexmedcalf7755

3 жыл бұрын

Laws of filmmaking

@owenbaldwin2460

3 жыл бұрын

they didn't get permission from the council to build the city

Almost exactly a year later, and I still can't get over Ted's voice when he says "Hey. How's it going?" as the rhino. It fucking kills me

@scj6693

8 ай бұрын

7:15

The rhino running scene has probably got to be one of the single most unintentionally funny scenes I’ve ever seen in my life.

plot twist: the humans don’t own the dog, the dog owns the humans

@axiomgr33ne

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Dwight

@HashbrownActual

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yess, I too watch RossCreations

@ham1847

3 жыл бұрын

Q

@lilyrom2005

3 жыл бұрын

sup

@mackenziebaker8259

3 жыл бұрын

Lily Romao no

The hyena saying "We're in the jungle baby" vividly reminds me of "I'm the joker baby"

@nicksaunders7869

3 жыл бұрын

Or Guns n' Rose's "Welcome to the Jungle"

@tomazing5707

3 жыл бұрын

this confirms Robert D. Hannah is trying to create his own cinematic universe lmaooo

@rappodagodo5389

3 жыл бұрын

it gave me videogamedunkey vibes

@jahhxo

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, i was thinking of “I’m Tha Joka Baby”

@jahhxo

3 жыл бұрын

rappo dagodo yeah true

21:49 this man really said: "Why dont you go get some Bitches?"

Dude, this was my favorite childhood film. I legit thought it was a fever dream. I’ve spent years trying to find it, but no luck. Thank you so much for finding it. I hold it dear to my calloused liver.

i'm sorry the shot of him walking with the bell noise over and over has me in tears why is that so funny

@beedoesthings8037

3 жыл бұрын

I was just sitting there, wondering why so much time was dedicated to him walking.

@dododonut

3 жыл бұрын

for those searching, 8:29

@wythmish758

3 жыл бұрын

IT LASTS SO LONG

@jadecatgd5610

3 жыл бұрын

1000th like!

@Maybe_a_Spoon

3 жыл бұрын

It just went on for so long

I can’t stop looking at the monitor in the background

@Unhandyreal

3 жыл бұрын

why did you bring my attention to this

@robertgoddard2417

3 жыл бұрын

why did you notify me about this

@reignforrest2090

3 жыл бұрын

Of what reason did you imform them of the photograph

@giovannisspicymeatball2921

3 жыл бұрын

As your teacher I would like 3 paragraphs of evidence on why you brought this to my attention

@anyalaASMR

3 жыл бұрын

why does it pull my eyes straight back to it wherever i try to look at ted...

I watched this movie when I was a young lad and I’ve been searching ever since all I remembered was a dog running like Jack sparrow and the nightmares are coming back now

24:48 gave me chills when the crocodiles hiss was only in one of my earbuds. Whoever the sound designer for this movie was should be crucified for their crimes

I’m still trying to figure out what Ted must have searched to find the gay penguins for his pc backgrounds

@imdone8645

3 жыл бұрын

dude my search history looks horrible trying to find where tf he got this picture...

@stphoonnyy8285

3 жыл бұрын

"Kawolski! Anal!"

@Noah-xo9xf

3 жыл бұрын

Probably “gay penguins”

@Rivers_TG

3 жыл бұрын

He probably seaeched up "Madagascar Penguins x Madagascar Penguins"😂

@goose6545

3 жыл бұрын

Ok gayson derulo

Is no one gonna point out the fact that rhinos don’t live in water?

@DeviantCinnamonfur

3 жыл бұрын

wait I didn't even think about that- they'd be HIPPOS, god damn it-

@senorflinty4300

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@MilkChai_X

3 жыл бұрын

If you hadn't pointed this out, I would have no idea anything was wrong

@luvinescent

3 жыл бұрын

damn.. i forgot

@cocojumbo90210

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit that slipped my mind

24:15 Ted mentioned the restaurant Rainforest Cafe. similar to pixar, Ted puts hints towards his future projects. In this case, his 2022 project where he went to every Rainforest Cafe

@jkw5458

Жыл бұрын

This truly marks the beginning of an adventure, Neigh, a journey of epic proportion.

@pressplayulysses

Жыл бұрын

​@@jkw5458 and we are all in for the ride.

Are we just overlooking the fact that the female rhinos needed men purely for protection? Like, they seemed to be doing just fine, so my guess is that the writer thought "Hmm, how could we insert gender roles into this film?"

@wintermoon7003

Жыл бұрын

Well I don't want a female protecting me, that's for damn sure! And why women SHOULD carry guns. We are weaker than men, it's not a stereotype, it's the truth.

the rhino ladies: we hate men doggy man: hey so there's men, interested? the rhino ladies: 👁👄👁?

@minimoonberry

3 жыл бұрын

@@ratgal021 no❤ cheers💜

“So lonely that you persecute people” that’s just incels, Ted.

@oxin1099

3 жыл бұрын

@BigChonk13 is it not

@hitthere7722

3 жыл бұрын

BigChonk13 incels also tend to talk about how they would do shit like rape and murder girls for “not wanting a nice guy” n shit

@jameson1239

3 жыл бұрын

Or basically anyone on 4chan

17:19 “I didn’t know he was a ninjaa.”

I distinctly remember getting my grandmother to buy this movie from a redbox when I was younger. This movie has stuck with me since. I get scenes from it in my head. I don't know what it did to me, but I feel like it became a core memory. The traumatized ones that change who you are forever.

“ *_They went on a safari to see wild animals, and now they’re looking at the wild animals, and the wild animals are drinking at a bar that they built_* “ One of the best lines from this whole video.

@tmmaster6904

2 жыл бұрын

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” - George Orwell, Animal Farm

@likeapro4242

2 жыл бұрын

@@tmmaster6904 You know, when I went to watch this video, my mind couldn’t be further from Animal Farm. And now I’m remembering 7th grade English. Thanks for that.

@tmmaster6904

2 жыл бұрын

@@likeapro4242 no problem king

@likeapro4242

2 жыл бұрын

25:43

@milomilox2

2 жыл бұрын

i mean to be fair the director of the film has a similar idea to when marty (zebra) built a bar in madagascar

Female Rhinos: we’re anti men *seconds later* We need some security, let’s get some men

@Peterpiperspickledpeppers

3 жыл бұрын

*Just like real life*

@lemonade_spice

3 жыл бұрын

@@Peterpiperspickledpeppers no???

@BigBad21

3 жыл бұрын

Tom Nook AMEN BROTHER!!!!

@edenshamy5339

3 жыл бұрын

What if the writer just gave them firearms instead lmao

@coralmush

3 жыл бұрын

Eden Shamy Ikr

8:45 are we not gonna talk about how this is Michaels house from GTA?

@Buzzbot-

Ай бұрын

Nah, that's Pips house now.

22:10 he just describes incels XD

Ted: "Who persecutes people because they're lonely?" Me: oh no the rhinos are incels

@scheele1646

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking this too lmfao

@Slimerror

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

I remember this movie, it was so fucking terrible that it was almost SURREAL, i sat in a car with a stomach full of 3 large sized mcdonalds cokes and 2 big macs (i was unhealthy at the time). I remember just watching it and sitting there and just laughing with the most pain I've ever felt in my stomach, i couldn't think for the life of me. One of the few things i remember was "Pip's favorite food is just the nesquick strawberry powder." And "nearly this entire movie ONE song is playing and i can remember EVERY NOTE of the song.". Long story short the end of the movie is the only other thing i remember and it was HORRENDOUS.

@monkyk1ng

3 жыл бұрын

if i had nearly 3 liters of coke in me and watched this movie i would simply die.

@owenhs3268

3 жыл бұрын

dang i didnt read this but i bet this goes into detail on how bad this movie is Edit: i was wrong thanks for almost making me throw up

@rhetorical_

3 жыл бұрын

holy shit we have a literal fucking survivor among us

@dippyfresh8155

3 жыл бұрын

Okay but where do I watch this

@ct57318

3 жыл бұрын

@@monkyk1ng If I had 3 liters of coke in me I would simply die.

The fact it still cost 400k to make this movie is a heartbreaking development. And only 30 people were involved.... and surprisingly this took 13 months to make

@ieatzglitterz

2 жыл бұрын

They could’ve done something way better with 400k

24:20 that's called foreshadowing

movie suggestion: “ratatoing”. ratatouille knock off. involves secret agents. for some reason.

@tylerrobles9935

3 жыл бұрын

No, too basic. Try something more abstract. Something hardly anyone has heard of.

@Leon-qs1on

3 жыл бұрын

Spaghetti Talks well theres always sunday school musical

@tylerrobles9935

3 жыл бұрын

Leon wait, what? Ok your too good at this.

@abbypfau8898

3 жыл бұрын

pretty sure danny gonzalez made a vid on that already

@sophiac7578

3 жыл бұрын

Leon Sunday school musical is a classic depending on which area of the Internet you frequent Heard about that over a year ago : )

Ok, the animation was giving me cringe. But when the dog spoke and said "You missed one", I think that was a most unexpectedly jarring experience I've had in a while 😂

@cez_is_typing

3 жыл бұрын

I physically recoiled at the “ *you missed one* 😃😃😃”

@brendanvehslage2593

3 жыл бұрын

I vomited

“They essentially created a rainforest cafe” I should have seen it coming all this time ago…

22:00 man said you get no bitches

Please do more of these movie reviews they are pure gold.

@mixplayer2372

3 жыл бұрын

134 likes with no comments? well here you go

@seafoam2190

3 жыл бұрын

@@mixplayer2372 Lmao thanks

@kdawg8652

3 жыл бұрын

Danny gonzalez does a lot of these

@___off___take2909

3 жыл бұрын

These are still gold to watch

@starboi2099

3 жыл бұрын

q

"Knockoff" Clearly Ted doesn't see that Life's a Jungle is the Mona Lisa of animated movies

@isaachughes9147

3 жыл бұрын

More like a picasso painting of animated movies

@jaydenlee7913

3 жыл бұрын

This is the David painting of animated movies.

10:53 man's sounds like a Paw Patrol character.

The mother jaguar spoke and I had to test the volume on my phone because I was dead sure I hallucinated her voice, i’ve never been so unsure of reality in my life as watching these movie reviews

Can we appreciate Ted for putting himself through this so we don't have to

@Managarmr482

3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of nostalgia critic

@kaiju2296

3 жыл бұрын

He remembers it so we don’t have to

@arsena5209

3 жыл бұрын

Actually he put himself through this to put us through it with him

@deepinmythots752

2 жыл бұрын

He really out here doing gods work and shit.

@cryguy0000

Жыл бұрын

This movie is a masterpiece

F tier? This is obviously S tier using the same sound effects over and over, exquisite animation, and absolute chad characters

@ethancastelazo9774

3 жыл бұрын

The rhinos got that chad walk down. Absolute alphas

@coolbeanz1070

3 жыл бұрын

Absolute chad characters is such a perfect term for so many people

@CoasterMagicX2

3 жыл бұрын

You know what they say, if the sound effect ain't broke, don't fix it!

Pip showed up to rhinos and went “no bitches?”

20:29 i really didn't expect to see Exponiendo Infieles here

Ted talks about his 400mg trip like it was the biggest he's ever done, but I'm convinced that that is *half* of the dose he takes to get through these movies

@durpyislost6212

3 жыл бұрын

I know a 15 year old who took 2500mg, he was fine

@mintrydoesstuff9221

3 жыл бұрын

gooster he was fine?? how the hell

@hitthere7722

3 жыл бұрын

mintrytheconfused weed doesn’t actually harm you it’s can fuck you up hard, but the amount of people who died from weed overdose is a whopping 0,

@mintrydoesstuff9221

3 жыл бұрын

Hitthere well, yes i’ve never heard of someone dying from a weed od, ted seemed to be in a lot of pain with the 400mg. the way gooster said “he was fine” seems like he wasn’t in pain at all. perhaps his tolerance was higher?

@hitthere7722

3 жыл бұрын

mintrytheconfused he probably meant fine in the long run, because we’d say ted is fine after his 400 mg dose, but ted wasn’t fine at the time

21:27 thought it was literally just gonna turn into a game

@thisisepic3289

3 жыл бұрын

yo it’s sir william

@aneeveewhohasinternet1871

3 жыл бұрын

You mean like game pursuit scenes (escape from the indominous rex from jw, bolder from indiana jones, etc.)?

@rookiemistakes3258

3 жыл бұрын

"hold 'shift' to run"

@aneeveewhohasinternet1871

3 жыл бұрын

@@rookiemistakes3258 press 'MB3' to look behind you

@frogwknife3825

3 жыл бұрын

But the way he fukin runs has me dead tho

Mad respect for the sound designer

"Africa's most wanted" Trust me... this definitely wasn't wanted...

@Managarmr482

3 жыл бұрын

Ya they are wanted for the murder of my eyes

"Well Ted the animals in Madagascar walk on their hind legs so that's a strike for me"

@useronethreefourfivesixtwo3943

3 жыл бұрын

god this took me so long to create a account for because google kept on telling me are you sure this is a name so I had to change all the numbers into letter form

@bakruptfern329

3 жыл бұрын

Mad respect, king

@michaelpatton343

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

I just noticed that when Pip comes up from the bed of the jeep thing while they’re driving, his ears are flapping in the wrong direction of the car driving

While he’s falling, there are a dozen clouds going passed. He’s reached terminal velocity and Lou is dead.

The dislikes are the “Life’s A Jungle: Africa’s Most Wanted” production team.

@theabs3nt354

3 жыл бұрын

Bro wym? There was only like tw-three people at best at most working on this.

@turdy_water7646

3 жыл бұрын

No way there was 90 people who made this

@CryoticMienshao

3 жыл бұрын

@@turdy_water7646 those extra people are related to them, or they are karens

@LeveyHere

3 жыл бұрын

Probably like 12 captive children from Syria

@miguelbriseno2581

3 жыл бұрын

and the stans

“That sound is used 70 times in a row.” Why did he count?

@primalaspid21

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you not?

@polikyt2472

3 жыл бұрын

@@primalaspid21 fair point

Ok as someone who has done golf majority of my life and gets tired of someone saying “oh that’s not a sport”… I- I felt a sense of shame when the “golf” scene just quietly came in 18:20. Like uh- n-no psh I don’t play that what are you talking about

I feel like I did drugs, I'm not sure I can walk into work after this

Why isnt anyone talking about how buff the dog is

@alice-bz6sp

3 жыл бұрын

My mans *hench*

@i_weeb1549

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhh yes *henching*

@spoofie2762

3 жыл бұрын

no he is literally jacked for no reason

“I’ve never seen someone so lonely to the point that they would persecute other people” I mean that’s basically incels

it’s amazing to me that this animator hasn’t been headhunted by other studios 😂

This is a memory from my childhood that did not need to be relived. I don't even know how my parents found this movie when I was little.

Every frame of this movie feels like it could be in a cursed images compilation.

@MicrowaveBakedPotato

3 жыл бұрын

It feels like a very old animated film with little to no effort going into it.

09:00 I'm so sorry, you had to count that. LMFAO

Omg this is one of my favorite bad movies! I'm so glad someone else knows it exists and has had to suffer through it. I can't believe you left out the part where they trick him into shitting into an anthill. It's one of the biggest wft moments in the movie.

"we don't need no protection, we are anti-men" "there's some men over there" "we need some protection around here"

@kittykitties4220

2 жыл бұрын

beef

@chad7492

Жыл бұрын

society

@dominicballinger6536

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like what she said

Ted the worst thing you will ever see is the incredible bulk an rip off of the Incredible Hulk

@jacksonsinik6038

3 жыл бұрын

They didn't even make an attempt on the title lmao

@sircuffington

3 жыл бұрын

It sadly calls itself a parody, to make it seem like a joke.

@FonzSuda7403

3 жыл бұрын

you got it the other way around, Hulk is a rip off of the amazing bulk

@quinndenson3489

3 жыл бұрын

10/10 movie

@hunterpaynekeyes162

3 жыл бұрын

a*

The Rainforest Cafe reference is perfection

4:20 how is that sloth moving so fast

there is a studio called the asylum that has a myriad of knockoffs including: Atlantic rim, Transmorphers, Triassic world, Titanic 2, and my favorite Battle Star Wars

@TedNivison

3 жыл бұрын

I actually know a guy who interned for them lol

@potatopotato6114

3 жыл бұрын

:o

@spaceman2202

3 жыл бұрын

They purposefully make bad movies I think that’s the point of their studio, it’s comically bad

@deepinmythots752

2 жыл бұрын

@@spaceman2202 Thats pretty hard to pull off. The really funny bad movies are mostly funny because it's not purposely bad, like the fact that a butt load of people got together to make a movie that's such shit and nobody stopped to say "what the fuck are we doing here??" is just so damn comedic in an unironic way lmao

"I don't think I could animate birds that badly if I tried" Me who has been animating with 3d software for 6 years: Oh you 100 percent could

@dragon_heart_born98

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes, truth.

@DeathStalker1469

2 жыл бұрын

r/woosh

@lemonysucksatlife

Жыл бұрын

@@DeathStalker1469 That woosh literally makes no sence

@cryguy0000

Жыл бұрын

@@DeathStalker1469 congratulations, you played yourself

@ChamomileT

6 ай бұрын

Yeah I tried 3d animation in a class in middle school and you don’t even want to imagine how *terrible* my animation was. Who let 11yo me try that

4:58 wait until this guy reviews family guy

Subbed because I keep finding new avenues to feed my crippling "youtuber who reviews bad/knock-off movies" addiction!

The rhinos run on all fours like the werewolf characters in the early seasons of Teen Wolf and I can’t get over it

@ieatzglitterz

2 жыл бұрын

That made me cry for three hours last night because that scared me so much

This movie feels like a drug trip (what i would imagine a drug trip would be i don’t do drugs)

@tronny1306

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know what drugs would make u look at things with 144p but okay

@kyler3699

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes, whenever I’m taking real light drugs like meth I hallucinate off brand movie characters jumping me and tying me up in Christmas lights (for legal reasons this is a fucking joke, I only do heroin)

@angry_koifish6621

3 жыл бұрын

Ted has some experience in that field

@finlee8256

3 жыл бұрын

You know, if i did drugs that would be exactly what would happen

@finlee8256

3 жыл бұрын

English is hard

13:19 -laughs in Warner Bros.-

I remember watching this when I was little. Why my parents let me watch this, not once but multiple times I have no idea, but just an interesting memory that has been unlocked.

Kinda odd how the main issue of this *children’s film* was solved by getting the antagonists laid

“This is practically exactly how The Prodigy opened up” *Gillette Ad plays*

@bakruptfern329

3 жыл бұрын

*Old spice ad plays*

This entire movie made me feel like I was both high and was having a fever dream at the same dream

you should definitely watch "The Velocipastor" a pastor who can turn into a dino teams up with a hooker and fights drug dealing ninjas. pure gold

I recommend Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss if you're looking for a wild ride of a film.

@myamorris4450

3 жыл бұрын

I unironically love this movie

@MissMatched

3 жыл бұрын

I actually loved this movie as a kid XD a little weird but I loved it

@rupom_1670

3 жыл бұрын

@@MissMatched æ

@windowsxp1902

3 жыл бұрын

Gnomeo and juliet/sherlock gnomes are better

@Melonhii

Жыл бұрын

i still love that movie tbh…

When you started reading the movie synopsis I heard “Pimp Thotty had it all” and thought I changed video.

@jollybear_wastaken

3 жыл бұрын

So I wasn't the only one?! I had to rewatch it

i feel ill watching this. it feels hot and clammy. every time ted cuts to the film i start feeling like im in some kind of tiny hell of minor discomfort

Idk how but i somehow found this movie years ago when i was like 6 or 7 and i vividly remember the opening scene and the part where Pip goes to the female rhino camp, along with a few other sparse scenes, and for years i thought it was some strange fever dream

Plot twist: Ted loves these movies and buys them with intent, but tries to cover it up by making fun of it

“They are moving like aggressive oobleck. There is no consistency there” Loved that

16:34 sounds like herbert from family guy

12:02 there furries duh

Dinosaur Island, literally the worst movie ever...

@monkey-._

3 жыл бұрын

Or Wizard So So, it’s fucking terrifying, you can find a ton of rip offs on Amazon Video

@tullyrice4189

3 жыл бұрын

Uh, think you typed on the wrong comment

@veev9515

3 жыл бұрын

@@tullyrice4189 The people who made Dinosaur Island have another movie called Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, with the same animation quality, it's fucking appauling

@RegularFish2

3 жыл бұрын

Alpha and omega is the worst movie ever. It's literally 1 hour and 28 minutes of nothing

@monkey-._

3 жыл бұрын

Tully Rice wdym homie?

Oh my god if the background hadn’t been changing I would have thought you edited the bell/cat scene to be longer

@vladdracula8103

3 жыл бұрын

Dude same I was like no way this is real 🤣

@trucevideos

3 жыл бұрын

man it just KEPT. GOING.

@michaelhutchison3715

3 жыл бұрын

And the knockoff version of stevie wonder’s superstition

@blobvisfan666

3 жыл бұрын

That isn't the only thing here that looks too shitty to be real imo. The scene where Pip was dancing could've gone for a default dance meme if you added the jingle in the background.

if your estimation is right, and Pip fell for about 20 seconds after being dropped by the big-ass eagle, then he would've fallen roughly 6430 feet (1.2mi or 1.9k) and reached a velocity of about 430mph (not accounting for atmospheric resistance, don't want to google "what is the terminal velocity of a beagle?"). Which means Artie can hit a flying target well over a mile away by shooting a splinter out of his nose. what a fucking legend.

"Pip has to learn how to survive in the wilds of africa" alternate description: "Pip discovers other intelligent bipedal animals in a village and creates plumbing"

I’ve seen better GMod animations than this movie

@madstellaris3176

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, with the amounts of Gmod tf2 videos I watched, I have to agree.

@ilikecurry2345

2 жыл бұрын

Unironically, true. Just look at some of the greats - Dr. Lalve, the late great Kitty0706, the also-late TheT1g3r42, That Gray Cartoon Pony, CrazyScoutFIN, ElTorro64RUS, and so forth.

@kai_fatallysapphic

Жыл бұрын

Hotel Mario Gmod edition is a cinematic masterpiece compared to this