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@Co-op_man

Жыл бұрын

Nah im G

@isakdruery457

Жыл бұрын

Ok

@nucklerdog

Жыл бұрын

BRO SERIOUSLY I GOTTA GO

@43548

Жыл бұрын

ok

@Dudesnaps

Жыл бұрын

WOAH!

I like how Santa saying “I gave you vision and dental last year” is subtly implying that, after over a thousand years of work, the elves only got dental coverage a year ago

@user-lj8ob6ug5k

2 ай бұрын

He's the Mr. burns of Christmas

Every bad Christmas movie is either “enjoyably kitschy” or “psychological horror if you have your brain turned on” with no in between

@Ather_sys

6 ай бұрын

genuinely, some of these movies are so morally backwards it's hard to watch sometimes

My theory is this movies was written around 5-10 year old kids, but then they realized filming with little kids is really difficult, so they just changed it to teenagers but didn’t want to rewrite the script

@JasminMiettunen

Жыл бұрын

I would believe that if most of the elves weren’t 10 year olds

@HercadosP

Жыл бұрын

@@JasminMiettunen and those elves did a way better job than the teens

@aniyilator

Жыл бұрын

@@HercadosP That was genuinely surprising to see lmao

@gusharman6403

Жыл бұрын

I think you’re on to something

@Vivi-Mage

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, like why are all these teens so excited to see Santa? It’s so odd

The most grounded and realistic Christmas movie. CEOs really are just like that, and will do deeply unethical shit to avoid giving their workers basic work amenities/fair compensation, act like the victim, then fire everyone and wipe their hands of everything to go on a lavish vacation with zero remorse for the thousands of lives they’ve ruined.

@PlayerTenji95

10 ай бұрын

I love this comment, because yeah. Unfortunately, it’s true. 😔

i just can’t get over how santa claus’s solution to handling the elf strike is to literally kidnap children and force them into child labor as scabs

@ivyhearst3554

Жыл бұрын

A Libertarian Christmas

@grumlinfunker9704

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean, bad? This is the most marvelous film I’ve ever seen

@zoruamaster2495

Жыл бұрын

It’s even crazier he uses a weaponised teleporting gun with a targeting system to kidnap these teenagers, which Santa just has for some reason

@popsicleman8816

Жыл бұрын

@@zoruamaster2495 Yeah, what other use does Santa possibly have for owning this teleporting gun that abducts people? It'd be one thing if it was a teleporter that sends things from Santa's child labor camp to other places so he can deliver presents.

@popsicleman8816

Жыл бұрын

Also, why are the elves so willing to help Santa control his child slave scabs, when they're the ones striking in the first place? If the child slaves are worthless and fail to get any work done, the quicker Santa has to agree to the elves demands. And I love the fact that it literally never occurs to the enslaved children to just refuse to do any of the work. It's not like they're being threatened with starvation or physical torture if they don't comply. Even worse, he entrusted these kids to be in charge of the naughty or nice list? My first instinct would be to agree with all the other kids to just judge everyone as naughty to fuck over christmas, or judge everyone as nice to increase the workload on Santa's workshop, or purposefully create a 3:3 deadlock in all cases, stopping any judgement from being made and wasting time.

What if all these bad movies are somehow interconnected and Eric Roberts is at the front of it all

@jackmazeika5594

Жыл бұрын

This is like The producers, but the movie actually releases

@ciara7056

Жыл бұрын

@aszassiin 🅥 translated it. 😁

@Globi477

Жыл бұрын

@aszassiin 🅥 aszbotin

@hotwateronwool

Жыл бұрын

The Eric Roberts cinematic universe 😦

@ferroweld1594

Жыл бұрын

@aszassiin 🅥 i wanted to die anyways so this better be real

I… think they included Willy Wonka in the synopsis not because of the cookies but because of the whole “man forces species of weirdly dressed, small humanoids to work for him” thing but that’s just me

@honeybee1256

6 ай бұрын

Also, the cookies remind me of the treats from the Christmas Chronicles. They had all the nutritional value of a daily dose of fruits and vegetables.

@hobobohemian

6 ай бұрын

I was thinking that it’s a grown man with a bunch of comically awful children

@bituinl

2 ай бұрын

But in Willy wonka they willing worked?

The fact that the idea "Elves go on strike due to bratty kids and kids start working as elves" was done by a famous sketch comedy group 2 years before this movie makes it even better

@PlayerTenji95

Жыл бұрын

Really? Which one?

@reaganlaurel6688

Жыл бұрын

@@PlayerTenji95 It's called "Santa's Elves Go On Strike" by Studio C

@Vivi-Mage

2 ай бұрын

You’re so right

the dumb sibling banter is relatable. there's nothing like calling your brother a "son of a bitch" before remembering that you're the daughter of one

@jabble__

Жыл бұрын

It's like when my mother made "your mom" jokes to her children

I like the pure anger in Ted's voice when he says "That's Cedric, he's a know-it-all bastard"

@blushandberries624

Жыл бұрын

And the anger in Cedric's voice when he says "I am a GOOD child"

About half way through and I'm starting to wonder if this is actually a horror movie. When Santa says, "you guys just don't seem to get it." He immediately starts to sound like he's going to hurt the children if they don't work.

Santa sending them back in time proves that Santa is a 4th dimensional being. Which is how he delivers presents on time in one night, because he can be at multiple points in space and time

@NicholasGresik

Жыл бұрын

I guess you could say he's "omnipresent" 🤣

@pressplayulysses

Жыл бұрын

​@@NicholasGresik omnipresent to bring more presents

Union-busting Santa brings forced scabs in when his elves strike. 10/10 film.

@gusharman6403

Жыл бұрын

Pinkertons, eat your heart out

@user-en7dx1qp3k

Жыл бұрын

forced child* scabs

Cedric was cold af.... what a character

@cursed-cat9126

Жыл бұрын

ok but like i don't blame him. if someone wanted to act like they were better than me and I found out they cheated for the ENTIRE semester, I would snitch too

@JoeyLovesTrains

Жыл бұрын

@@cursed-cat9126 yeah, same

@ISimp4FictionalAndEmoMen

Жыл бұрын

Cedric from Harry Potter was also cold…

@Stupei3555

Жыл бұрын

Dude turned into the joker.

@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb

Жыл бұрын

@@cursed-cat9126The point is that she didn't act like she was better than him, he just used that as an excuse. Also, she trusted him to confide in

As a Jewish kid that grew up hearing about how Santa delivered to every kid on Earth, I would've loved the elves to start giving out gifts to other religions just for the spirit of giving... but these elves almost seem to want to erase the other religions by making them fully commit to their version of Christmas, so uh... nah, I'm good, thanks. Happy Holidays everyone!

@SlimThief

11 ай бұрын

Thank god someone else noticed that they weren't really wanting to just give gifts

@angelikaskoroszyn8495

7 ай бұрын

Tbf it's historically accurate depiction of Santa's helpers. It's the man who would fight with fists against blasphemers (fellow Christians who believed in a slightly different version of Jesus)

@TH-yf3wd

2 ай бұрын

Merry Christmas

My head canon for this movie is that now the elves have realized that they can actually do all the work of making toys without Santa so they overthrow him, seizing the means of production and forming a worker-managed cooperative

This movie really reminds me of the time that I was watching “The Santa Clause” staring Tim Allen only it wasn’t Tim Allen it was Ted Nivison from the Ted Nivison KZread channel and he crawled through my TV screen and pulled off his Santa suit and revealed a metal baseball bat and beat my family to death and me near death and said “now that’s a hit and run” and ran back into “The Santa Claus” staring Tim Allen and left me to bleed out. Thanks Ted!

@detectiveplutomindpretzel5626

Жыл бұрын

What the fuck did I just read

@anthonyjohnstone695

Жыл бұрын

This is so fucking dystopian

@hello.hello_

Жыл бұрын

@@detectiveplutomindpretzel5626 the average Ted Nevison experience

@SprinklesServant

Жыл бұрын

He's such a Chad, that one...

@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng

Жыл бұрын

the bot comment on this honestly makes it better

Ted has the most dad energy ever WTF- WHAT… thank you for so many likes!!!

@charstyac7085

Жыл бұрын

mmmm idk more uncle

@Rutbyrr

Жыл бұрын

@aszassiin 🅥 everyone dies tho? So is that really a threat?

@smoushh_lol7351

Жыл бұрын

Yeah right

@balintpalo4933

Жыл бұрын

Definitely a DILF

@leafle7058

Жыл бұрын

I like your pfp

Santa be like: "If hypixel thought me anything is that if you have a problem the answer is SLAVERY"

@glarnboudin4462

Жыл бұрын

I’m sorry WHAT

@lilcynical2148

Жыл бұрын

Technoblade

@fumpyy_

Жыл бұрын

aww the techno quote o7

@lipichun

Жыл бұрын

rest in peace o7

@strawberryflavoredvelcro3454

Жыл бұрын

o7

I remember getting dinner with a friend of mine and running into Ted outside of the restaurant. He started speaking in tongues and the wind started blowing at 75 miles an hour, knocking me off of my feet and slamming my head into the sidewalk before he took off into the air and disappeared. What a precious memory. We stan a powerful bilingual man

My two favourite things - Christmas, and enslavement!

@JoshKeithsInformationalVideos

Жыл бұрын

And fortnite

@biptari

Жыл бұрын

makes me think of that Christmas movie where Tom Kenny's character sings a song about how slavery is good

@soapercereal5914

Жыл бұрын

@@beywheelzhater8930 😰no don’t 😨😨😰

@eveleen.

Жыл бұрын

@@beywheelzhater8930 all my translations lead to small, tiny, little, miniature, nanoscopic and similar words.

@ablancer3582

Жыл бұрын

With a slight drizzle of antisemitism!

Every time Ted uploads a movie review I feel like it’s my divorced dads weekend with me and he only has a TV from 1996 because mom took the furniture in the divorce so we’re forced to watch old DVDs he buys from thrift stores in a desperate attempt to connect

@RatOfTheWoods

Жыл бұрын

That shounds a little specific, hmm

@FrenkTheJoy

Жыл бұрын

How was he buying OLD DVDs in 1996 when DVDs weren't available in the US until 1997, and globally weren't commercially available until very late 1996? What thrift stores had old DVDs in them in 1996??

@RatOfTheWoods

Жыл бұрын

@@FrenkTheJoy the TV was from 1996, not the time period

@_Kuma_

Жыл бұрын

So it makes you sad or happy?

@emmawaters5531

Жыл бұрын

@@FrenkTheJoy after the divorce he brought the TV out from his storage unit and then bought a bunch of DVDs at thrift stores along with mistmached plates and utensils

santa with a beach style outfit is literally how santa is advetised in australia (at least where i live) so i find it funny that its supposed to have that sort of vibe of "wow santa isnt in his normal suit" but for me its like "oh yo its real santa!"

@isqqcc

19 күн бұрын

wait ACTUALLY??? australia seems like such an opposite place to me. literally and metaphorically (im in canada)

@Knaifuwaifulaifu

19 күн бұрын

@@isqqcc i feel like is the opposite of Australia is every way possible. Cold, people are nice, they know how to drive lmao

@isqqcc

18 күн бұрын

@@Knaifuwaifulaifu LMFAO really??

I’m so happy that Ted has started posting regularly again, his videos are honestly something I look forward too a lot and they always brighten my day!

@TedNivison

Жыл бұрын

Sorry I then took a two month break lol

@MuscleMullins

Жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison lol you’re good! I’ve been binging chuckle sandwich 😂

@doblodoblo510

Жыл бұрын

Bro you jinxed it

ted is the type of guy to see a bad christmas movie and ask "is anybody gonna watch that?" and not wait for an answer

@rainbowtroutin

Жыл бұрын

@aszassiin 🅥 why is odia the language chosen for this curse upon the youtube comments

@Globi477

Жыл бұрын

@aszassiin 🅥 don’t translate Cállate

@_Kuma_

Жыл бұрын

@@rainbowtroutin plus the random ぬ　(“nu”)… which can be used like “end” I think but why after a bunch of other language text?

That naughty and nice scene is absolutely incredible cinema

@striderfairchild8647

Жыл бұрын

@aszassiin 🅥 so you can't subscribe to your own channel does that mean you are also cursed to die?

my favorite part of nearly every christmas movie set at the north pole is the elf labor rights disputes that are just glossed over like it's a funny bit. It always feels so weirdly out of pocket

@PlayerTenji95

Жыл бұрын

It’s crazy that this is a plot point in at least more than one movie.

@eatatjoes6751

5 ай бұрын

@@PlayerTenji95 …and the Neptunian elves from Futurama.

12:18 the “ooh my cranium” is absolutely iconic I can’t believe Ted didn’t talk about it lol

This video reminds me of the time when I went outside on Christmas Eve and saw a magical flying sleigh land in front of me. From the sleigh, Ted emerged in a red and white cloak. I freaked out and said “hi,” and Ted picked up a large sack filled with rocks. He beat me with it for over thirty minutes until I was bleeding out in the snow. That was the best day of my life! Thanks Ted!😊 Edit: wow this comment popped off. TY you all and happy holidays.

@vaughnormsbee3335

Жыл бұрын

Damn if that was the best day, I'm sorry man

@eefflie

Жыл бұрын

This reminds me of one time when Ted came to my house while Tim Allen as "The Santa Clause" was on my roof. After Ted screamed at him, Tim Allen fell on the ground yelling and shouting and he looked like he was in serious pain, this pain may have been caused by Ted pelting him with rocks.

@Loderyod

Жыл бұрын

@@aszassiin don't translate _🥶_ ඞ.

@Disappointment1

Жыл бұрын

real

@Ray-he6mf

Жыл бұрын

@aszassiin 🅥 no

Ted looks legitimately so exited to get sponsored by epic games and I’m so happy for him.

I do love that the elf bounty hunter badass is literally 9 years old. I hope that kid had a really good time while filming this movie

Cedric seems like the type of kid who, when a friend tell tells him that they are gay, and not to tell their Christian parents, he does anyway.

I actually met Ted Milkmanison a couple days ago. He forced me to drink his whole cooler of milk, made me repeat the factually true history of pizza, and forced me to watch Joshua and the Promised land. Truly one of the moments of all time from Ted.

@Asrielmerrymoon

Жыл бұрын

@aszassiin 🅥 May your soup always be cold, may your socks forever be wet, may your heart always ache, and your cocoa always be cold until you come to care for others.

@memorymaginley9631

Жыл бұрын

It was indeed a moment

I finally met Ted! I was at the movie theater when I went to say "hi!" He then proceeded to kick me in the face, drag me up the the projector room, throw me at the projector (therefore breaking it) bring me back down and tell everyone I broke the projector. The people in the theater then decided to beat the crap out of me along with Ted, breaking my spine with his gardening tools. Overall a great time and I'm glad I finally met my hero!

Just got to meet Ted last Saturday. It was so nice to see him whilst he seemed as if he was running away in desperation. The fear he had whilst he said "Santa is coming to town," was extremely memorable. Thanks for letting me meet you Ted. 😊

Ted talks like he decides mid sentence what his pronunciation should be

ted nivison making a percy jackson reference is all i've ever needed in my life

I think Cacie’s naughty or nice scene is a reference to Black Swan which is an….. odd choice for a children’s movie

Ted is what I imagine most Percy Jackson kids to be like when they grow up. The way he things by using Riordanverse references is proof of the influence of our leader Uncle Rick.

I have no idea who this man is, I went down a rabbit hole and was recommended this. But his voice feels like a warm embrace. Truly fortunate that the rabbit has led me to the right place

This man sat through Joshua in the Promised Land. Anything he thinks is a terrible movie will be comedy gold.

If you like Eric Roberts nailing a perfectly insane version of the holidays, I think you'll love So This Is Christmas... (I may have played the drug dealer)

@dogshake

Жыл бұрын

And the father of Emma roberts. Imagine the Illuminati party that family gets invited to….a man can only wish

Pretty interesting that the only kid who's shown as being totally unrepentant is the black one, and we have a Jew-coded elf scheming to take the "big man" out of Christmas so that "they" get more power. Shit's practically a foghorn, not a dog whistle.

9:00 I don't think they're being teleported. I think they're being gunned down, and santa just turned on the violence filter.

17:58 you know. That’s actually something that can happen. One of my ballet teachers in who danced for a company in Brazil said that there were girls that would put thumbtacks or razors in other girls pointe shoes.

@punkiepromise9254

Жыл бұрын

😬

@novemberblake9505

Жыл бұрын

Yeah at my old company a girl got kicked out for putting broken needles into another girls pointe shoe. Luckily she noticed before putting it on

@fritterthecat

Жыл бұрын

@@novemberblake9505 it’s crazy

7:45 Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy did the “Santa revealed to be a fraud” joke much more hilariously and violently than this movie did. At least they went all the way with the people burning the mall down after Santa (Skarr) got beat up.

@tonybippitykaye

Жыл бұрын

Glad to know I can report bot/spam comments endlessly and they NEVER get deleted, but I curse out the bot/spammer using less than favorable wording and KZread IMMEDIATELY deletes my comment… Thank you, KZread, really doing your job…

19:04 I also threaten to call my best friends parents all the time.

@tennisracket166

3 ай бұрын

U are a bad person 😂

Whoever the actor for Diva is did not get paid enough she was chewing the scenery like a hero.

only a minute in and i'm already confused

@Manigeitora

Жыл бұрын

The magic of (bad) Christmas (movies)

@bee1501

Жыл бұрын

@@aszassiin shut up

I never would have guessed in a million years that Ted would be sponsored by Fortnite, but here we are

Yo Ted, just want you to know Eric Roberts is Julia Roberts' brother. He was also in The Killers' Mr. Brightside music video. Weird guy

@rhythmsynthesis

Жыл бұрын

He was also in a series of Lifetime movies as a major creeper hahaha

@postmortem7621

Жыл бұрын

i’m five months late but i love the killers and i just found out new lore. thank you for this

such a wholesome movie about jeff bezos dressing up as santa enslaving little children 🥰

I wonder if the script was made to be played by little kids or preteens, but the casting department didn't understand and didn't change the script

this movie reminds me of the time I met Ted in person! he knocked me over the head with a baseball hat and took me to his house where he forced me to (unsuccessfully) edit a video for him! after I failed completing his task, he dumped me into the arctic ocean where I was thankfully rescued by a polar bear family and they brought me back home. thanks Ted for this lovely chance to learn more about polar bear culture, such an enlightening experience!

To me this seems like a movie that was mostly held back by budget, because this story sounds genuinely entertaining and like a fun twist on most Christmas movies

This “bad movie” series is quality content that should never stop

All I want for Christmas is Ted to finally release my family please Ted it’s been 6 years

Kurtis and Ted both uploading Christmas related videos today feels like Christmas came early 🥰

23:01 i bit down on something hard and heard a loud crack from the right side of my mouth while eating and watching this part of the video, thanks ted!

10:00 Never be a scab. These kids should have banned together to escape in solidarity with the elf strike.

This fantastic video reminds me of the time I was shopping for Christmas decor at an outlet mall. Strangely, when I looked at the Christmas lights that were around in the mall I noticed that there was a shadow next to one of the lights where there should have been light. Upon closer inspection it was Ted, who emerged from the shadows screeching! He then proceeded to grab my neck and snap it in two while maniacally laughing; it was only later that I realized his eyes were completely black! Classic Ted, always love it when he gets up to his antics! 🥰

Who knew there were many Christmas movies that deal with kidnapping. First Holiday in Handcuffs and now Santa’s Boot Camp. *I wonder if there any more movies like this.

9:54 subtitles "sad ass kidnapped kids" 😂😂

5:20 "They speak monkey" idk why but I love that line

Ted referencing Percy Jackson made me so happy for no reason

I remember when I met Ted at a meet & greet. I walked up to him and said hello, he proceeded to tear both of my legs off and rip out my vocal chords. Ha! Classic Ted!

My mom and I accidentally started this movie thinking it was the new Hallmark movie with the same name. It was so bad that we stopped watching around the time the elves decided to go on strike. The Hallmark movie was also bad, but not this bad. I’m glad you reviewed it! I was curious about the plot but couldn’t stand to watch it myself

7:15 I think this kid sounds a bit too much like Jason Lee (who played Syndrome from The Incredibles)

I both can and can’t imagine Ted Nivison as a father. he certainly looks like he’d fit the part but then he would drop a baby

Obsessed with your zip-up in the ad btw, that shit look cozy af man.. where at?? lmaooooo

@TedNivison

Жыл бұрын

I got it at Target like last week in the mens section

Bad Halloween movies, bad Christmas movies, Ted! Where are the bad thanksgiving movies!

jeez bro at 9:31 johnny was fighting his demons

Wow, I can't believe Ted got sponsored by Fortnite! He's come a long way since that time I was playing Fortnite on my Nintendo Switch, when Ted came up to me, pinned me against the wall and ripped out my bladder, before saying "thanks for the Chug Jug kid." It was so epic to meet Ted in person!

At 2:47 it 100% looks like they just poorly green screened the family into a mall. 💀

I'm in reporatory theater in high school and the entire plot and pacing of this movie feels exactly like the christmas play we wrote this year. We even had the major plot point of elves going on strike

I just flew into LA, and I was greeted with so much smog. I saw a little man next to the Hollywood sign, and when I drove up there to investigate I saw TED NIVISON, pumping all the smog into LA with a smog machine

The elves should unionize, terrible pay, conditions and impossible deadlines is too much

ted has the perfect "christmas storytelling" narrator voice

Jeff from Stranger Things is just Cedric all grown up and mellowed out into a different kind of nerd.

As someone who got kidnapped by Santa last year, I can tell you that this movie is 101% accurate.

Ted's deep voice sounds like what your friends sound like when they try to talk after huffing nitrous. Or like what other people sound like when you've been huffing nitrous

Just finished watching the new Chuckle Sandwich episode and then immediately see a new Ted upload :D

I thought kidnapping children was Krampus’s job lmao

The beginning is like they needed teenagers for Santa to kidnap but they couldn’t think of another way for him to find rude teens so they just put them all in the mall, despite the fact that most teenagers would not go to see Santa

A burst of euphoria rushes through me every time i see ted post a movie review video🤣🤣🤣

I absolutely love all of Ted's movie reviews, and I am doubly glad I don't have to watch these movies myself

I saw Ted in the woods today leaning over a rotting corpse, I approached him and he said "quiet boy, The echoes of his flesh still scream" and we sat in silence for 30 minutes. It was quite cool.

So... I worked on this movie. 😀That is, I shot the behind-the-scenes videos and interviews that end up on the dvd special features. Here's a little unasked-for backstory. The director (Ken Feinberg) has an actors studio in Atlanta, Georgia. In previous years, the final project for the students was to make a bunch of short films so they could have footage for their acting reels. Then one year they decided to put in the effort to have a feature-length film. The main six kids and the main elves had been in the program the longest. The elves were written to be played by younger kids so that all the students could have parts. A lot of scenes were shot at Stone Mountain Park in Georgia because it was already decked out for the holiday. And yeah, it's not taking place in the North Pole because it was shot in Georgia, where it hardly ever snows (we did get light flurries one night of shooting, and the kids were so excited to see "snow"). Some of the scenes where the kids were voting on the naughty/nice kids were taken from other short films done at the actor's studio, which is why the kid playing the elf was re-used.

This reminds me of last Christmas when my Grandma went outside to get the cake she made from her car. Ted appeared riding a reindeer and ran over her whilst playing grandma got ran over by a reindeer. He played the song on a 10 hour loop and continued to ride the reindeer back and forth over my grandmas broken body during the 10 hours. Thanks Ted😁.

8:44 she had to look at the script that had me crying 😂

I’ve loved the recent string of bad movie reviews. I would love to see you cover some of the bizzare Steven King movies, I’m thinking “Thinner,” or “The Langoliers.” They are absolutely wild movies

Alright Ted, it’s been a month. Where you at Edit: Ted it's now two months...

Hopefully this video can make me forget about the horrendous things Ted Nivison did to me at exactly 11:57 P.M. EST in the Columbus Indiana park!!! Can't wait to watch this ❤️❤️❤️

“Willy Wonka meets The Breakfast Club at Christmas” now THATS a movie I wanna see

Ted has mad "I'll be hosting good morning America in my 50s" energy

"This movie is like a story you would read to a child in the industrial revolution to make them yo back to work and get over their whooping cough" had me dying lmao 😂😂😂😂

If this situation somehow happened IRL, I would be terrified of anything involving christmas. Keep up the good work Ted!

0:05 "MR BEAST!"

That kid who said "I thought they could do ANYTHING" about monkeys to Santa had me laughing so hard