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@dash5879

Жыл бұрын

ted nimvisinion

@D0S81

Жыл бұрын

i have a feeling, especially with the giant phone thing, that there are likely literal companies out there that build basically a creator house, and most those big screen live streamers all live in the same digs with their own room. like if they stopped talking and turned the tunes off, you'd hear someone in the room next door being like ''if you wanna be famous guys, send your name''. the one running that must be making bank, its kinda genius.

@decodyg484

Жыл бұрын

You're like a generic Eddie Burback for tweens

@The_Soldier-of_Godrick

Жыл бұрын

No

@SPIDERCICLE

Жыл бұрын

Hey me your looking at this on a roku!

Man TikTok streams are like the public access of livestreaming.

@Aeruniem

Жыл бұрын

Big android phone

@wildnoobdreaming

Жыл бұрын

At least its not mixer

@sleepy4UI

Жыл бұрын

Ayyy rubber Ross

@kookoo2036

Жыл бұрын

Men

@zackattack32

Жыл бұрын

Hey checkmark

Just met Ted a few days ago he was screaming at me as I ran down the sidewalk, it was like something I’d never seen before he was different almost like a demon possessed him and started flying at me he pulled out a baseball bat and started to hit me in the head with it was a great time

@artiseen

Жыл бұрын

Ah good ole Teddy 🥰❤️

@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc

Жыл бұрын

That’s Ted for you alright

@row-bot4873

Жыл бұрын

AWWWW he gave you his autograph

@TheLordOfTheQ

Жыл бұрын

classic ted!

@skcrunkly

Жыл бұрын

classic Ted!

I saw a stream with the same setup as the one at 9:50. Someone asked “I just lost my wife to cancer, is she in heaven?” To which the pendulum said no, which made the streamer stay awkwardly silent for about 20 seconds, then said “sometimes it’s wrong”, then continued the stream like nothing happened.

@cozycasasmr4510

Жыл бұрын

SCREAMING

@iwanttoeatyuorliver

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀 bro thats so bad

@MartianCandies

Жыл бұрын

Are you sure it was awkwardly silent and not trying-not-to-laugh silence lmfao99

@GoopyDoopy5786

Жыл бұрын

💀💀

@petormaculan5424

Жыл бұрын

Someone's wife was heisenberg

Nothing will ever beat the tiktok live stream of the DVD logo bouncing around on screen and watching everyone freak out

@krisymac3514

Жыл бұрын

now thats just entertaining

@chrishall8765

Жыл бұрын

Honestly that's incredibly based.

@LostApotheosis

Жыл бұрын

I’m a big fan of the shrimp rave and beyblade tournament.

The mustache made Ted go from "your friendly neighbor that you say hi to every morning" to "the neighbor who is definitely sleeping with your wife"

@mebatz47

Жыл бұрын

kid not wife* Edit: (since people are being very annoying about this JOKE I had used) You can call this edgy, cringy or rude as much as you want, but Ted did in fact make this SAME joke on HIS podcast 4 weeks ago. 36:10 EP 64 on chuckle sandwich podcast. I find it really stupid that I have to make this edit because of people who can't take a joke.

@WESWANGKTA

Жыл бұрын

@@mebatz47 bro what?

@cosmosisrose

Жыл бұрын

@@mebatz47 that’s a messed up joke to make about a real person, in their own comment section

@mebatz47

Жыл бұрын

@@cosmosisrose stop being a softie if you cant take a joke dont reply simple as that

@acid_tongue_4315

Жыл бұрын

neighbor who is being hunted by the police for crimes against humanity

Ted with a mustache is literally my new sleep paralysis demon.

@k3nni_

Жыл бұрын

nah it’s cool

@koreyweaver1113

Жыл бұрын

He looks 10 years older

@liammagalhaes6579

Жыл бұрын

he is becoming Ted-dy Burback

@artiseen

Жыл бұрын

He looks like the stereotypical pedophile

@just_N0body

Жыл бұрын

me too .-.

You forgot about the ones taking the shell off of an egg, but they take absolutely forever doing it and stop to say 'out may gohd guys almost there' every minute and stop for another 5 straight minutes to read the chat or something.

@DailyVideoChannel.

Жыл бұрын

Thsts so funny. Every time I come across it tho he always on the last few pieces for some reason. I have yet to see the start of the egg

@turtle233

Жыл бұрын

@@DailyVideoChannel. cause its probably just reused footage. There's a bunch of accounts that come from full operations to farm money

@DailyVideoChannel.

Жыл бұрын

@@turtle233 yea very true. I don't know how many times I seen the Iranian family that hugs an kisses eachother an salutes the camera on about 10 different accounts all live at the same time like 5 6am an I know they are taking on the cash even if it's other people using the live they all getting crazy money

@stephenv1832

Жыл бұрын

Or the ones that do the "crystals" in sand machine auction thing where it's almost always a woman who talks in the most annoying voice possible as she fishes out these dollar store rocks with a strainer

@2chaya

Жыл бұрын

OMG YES

Saw Ted yesterday at my local Rainforest Cafe! He was wearing a robe, and was chanting in some lovecraftian language as the souls of everyone around me was taken out of their body as he absorbed every single one of them. Unfortunetly he vanished before I could say hi. Such a saint of our time 🥰

@yaboiandrew9780

Жыл бұрын

Classic Ted!

@boucer_boy

Жыл бұрын

Classic Ted!

@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb

Жыл бұрын

Classic Ted!

@jazzybutton4386

Жыл бұрын

Classic Ted!

@ID_S111

Жыл бұрын

Classic Ted!

Ted reasonably skipped the genre of TikTok Lives I can only describe as "Terminally Ill Baby Streams" where people will genuinely set up a camera and point it at their very very ill baby while the baby sleeps and somehow people watch them.

@yeetyeetson2871

Жыл бұрын

i hate the one with the huge headed baby like there is no way that baby is happy, it just looks like it’s in pain

@yoyleb1711

Жыл бұрын

oh my fucking god ive seen the huge headed baby

@muffy_bunny

Жыл бұрын

@@yeetyeetson2871 this one is stupidly concerning

@cl0verkira

Жыл бұрын

theyre so sad, using an ill child for publicity. making them suffer through life is bad enough, then they put them on display for everyone to see.

@nightmare_drake

Жыл бұрын

There’s also the one with the disabled animals. I dont mind it as much but still seems weird

The worst is the TikTok lives of poor families in third world countries who just keep repeating "we are poor we need food we love you send money" over and over and over while forcing these poor children to be overly animated and chanting and screaming these same phrases over and over again

@slushiestcrane

Жыл бұрын

THIS. My live feed was full of them. They would get banned and make more accounts and beg.

The worst part about the tiktok live donations is they keep like 90% of them. I livestreamed a few times and got like $150 in donations but they only allowed me to withdraw like $12

@sanditeballin

Жыл бұрын

and only about half that 90% will go to the Chinese military while the rest lines the pockets of some rich bozos in China and some goes back into running the PsyOp.

@mapleearles6051

7 ай бұрын

Really?? Ik this is an older comment but I’ve always been able to withdraw all of the money made from gifts, here in Australia it just needs to be above $10 I think.

@cheeseburgermonkey7104

6 ай бұрын

Say it with me: It's all about the money

My favorite live streams that show up on TikTok are the scratch-off ticket players. You basically get to watch someone with a gambling addiction go through completely worthless cards 90% of the time while people support their addiction by giving them more money. It helps me know gambling is not worth it.

@brendanboop3436

Жыл бұрын

Also they are probably pre recorded

@cram23

Жыл бұрын

@@brendanboop3436 i watch a few that are friends with all the commenters cause they stream for hours a day

@cram23

Жыл бұрын

it helps fuel my love for scratching things and gambling but i’m underage and cannot buy them

@sarahbratt8340

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, I love for these, I could watch for a good long time and just waste all of it

@GravityTrash

Жыл бұрын

We have that here with CSGO case openers

“My landlord owns a gun” glad to hear schlatt finally got into real estate

the sleeping streams fills me with so much fucking rage for some reason. I cannot understand how people are actually sending them money. Also, doesn't tiktok take like 50% of the money?

@WindowsDrawer

Жыл бұрын

Its just little kids on their parents phone wasting money

@Evie0h

Жыл бұрын

@@WindowsDrawer I will never understand that thought, i can’t comprehend it especially at this level of just freely and ridiculously mindless spending. At that point the child would basically own the parents phone and have full understanding of how all the paying methods work and the parents can’t do anything about it. Have y’all met kids like this or what?? Not really directing anything at you if my reply comes off weird, just in general at this idea of kids stealing parents money in such a specific way

@BRBonGiediPrime

Жыл бұрын

@@Evie0h it enrages me too.

@sycamorebundles

Жыл бұрын

@Evie 0h as a kid, all I was tempted to do was spend money on those dumb matching games but i had no clue how to use a card

@WindowsDrawer

Жыл бұрын

@@Evie0h When i pay for something on google, it tells me i can enable a "1 push pay" so that you just click pay and it pays for you. of course i turn that off. But when kids ask parents to borrow their phone, see a glowing green button saying "Wow! Amazing cool thing" they buy it. Same for tiktok. "Wow! cool gift"!

Ted, I am currently studying for a very important exam. But because your upload schedule is so consistent I have decided this video is more important than my future.

@noneknowstheswagger

Жыл бұрын

Ted upload > life studies

@im_therose

Жыл бұрын

i mean fair

@copiium

Жыл бұрын

@@noneknowstheswagger true

@hotmilo

3 ай бұрын

Agreed.

Saw Ted at a gas station the other day. I walked up to him and said “hey! love your videos and wanted to say hello! I hope I’m not bothering you.” And he turned to me and said “oh like you’re doing right now?”. I started to apologize but he cut me off with “losersayswhat?” So I just walked away. A few minutes later I was in line to check out and Ted was in front of me buying a carton of cigarettes, and a case of Miller Light. Suddenly he yells “WHAT THE FUCK! YOU’RE OVER CHARGING ME!!” And when the cashier tried to ask what he meant he said “I’m just taking these” and walked out with everything, but not before turning to me and winking as he walked out the door.

@murk.mp4760

Жыл бұрын

Man I loved this Wattpad fanfic, what's the name of it again?

@duckqueak

Жыл бұрын

last version of this i heard was with jerma lol

@okboomerbutitsacat8050

Жыл бұрын

Don't reply to the ted in these comments, he'll take your kneecaps, I haven't been able to walk in days, I miss my kneecaps

@ivyhearst3554

Жыл бұрын

What happened to the electrical infetterance?

@Professor_Brie

Жыл бұрын

Dude I love this niche genre of slanderous comments, don’t see them often but they’re funny every time 😭

Recently, I somehow met Ted here in Germany (he was definitely doing something important, i guess) So I went up to him and said hi Then he kicked me in the nuts, broke my legs, so i couldn't escape and the tortured me for hours. Was some of the best hours of my life.

@borninthunder6275

Жыл бұрын

didhe do a backflip and snap the bad guys neck?

@artiseen

Жыл бұрын

@@borninthunder6275 he did ! And it was super easy barely an inconvenience 👍

@ummm1424

Жыл бұрын

Wow I had a very similar experience with Ted! What a great person!

@borninthunder6275

Жыл бұрын

@@artiseen YES SOMEONE UNDERSTOOD A TRUE GAMER

@yaboiandrew9780

Жыл бұрын

Classic Ted!

The fact that Ted doesn’t know about the TikTok farms in Asia. Those giant smartphone women are usually lined up outside with devices farming TikTok coins for a company that may or may not pay them

I've seen videos of streaming companies in office blocks with hundreds of individual cubicles. In each cubicle there is a worker with a ring light and those large screens/pointer sticks you mentioned and they're all doing it at the exact same time. Essentially a conglomerate conveyer belt of tiktok lives to generate profit for a big business rather than the individual.

@a-rat-in-your-walls

Жыл бұрын

That's some psycho cyberpunk shit, oh my god

@corviscape

Жыл бұрын

Probably the most dystopian thing I've ever heard, wtf

Ted's news reporter voice is so accurate that it is genuinely terrifying. And with the mustache? It's a beautifully terrifying combo.

Deleting tiktok (and my account) was one of the best decision that I’ve made this year. Watching videos like these is like opening up the bag of hornets to take a look inside and then remembering exactly why you threw it over the fence in the first place.

@100dead

Жыл бұрын

This video makes me feel so validated for not installing TikTok. A friend of mine who uses it asked me a while ago if I "wanted to take a pic with Cardi B" while giggling and I immediately realized how much of a bullet I'd dodged.

@KukaBuka

Жыл бұрын

@@100dead hey that’s a cool song lol not high art or anything but catchy

@oj5870

Жыл бұрын

Same, felt like my brain was rotting away using it.

@aerodynam360

Жыл бұрын

Me too David Byrne. I think constantly consuming new content every second of the day for hours of the day just makes me dumb

@thetakerofknees9737

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, not only was it toxic as hell, it brought down my attention span. Best Descision ever. Been over a year and still havent looked back

I think the crying stream guy will haunt me forever

@sleepyhead_toby

Жыл бұрын

Wie r u cawling me emo 😔😔

@happysillygoofy

Жыл бұрын

He looks like Danny Gonzalez

@Evie0h

Жыл бұрын

He’s gonna pop up one day as an adult like a normal human in a normal human way and either we all suddenly realize it’s the awful tiktok stream person, or he’s just owning up to it like “oh yeah I did that thing as a kid, that was me”

@Omnibushido-

6 ай бұрын

@@Evie0h he was just tryna earn enough for that sweet, sweet three for me meal at the Applebees

12:37 'Okay, so we are doing your cousin'

Speaking of TikTok disasters, I actually have a funny story about Ted Nivison and TikTok disasters! Back in 2018, I remember being in the middle of a hurricane! It was extremely dangerous, but lo and behold while I was seeking shelter, I saw the one and only Ted Nivison filming a TikTok in which he was hitting the Luddy (a famous dance popularized by Ludwig Ahgren)! I thought this was so cool, and as Ted's biggest fan, I thought I might come ask Ted if I could get a picture! As I approached him, though, he slapped me on the face while hitting the Luddy, and said, "You don't have enough charm to talk to me!" He then simultaneously whipped and nae-naed before pulling out his trusty hammer and breaking my kneecaps. He told me, "Good luck surviving the storm, dingus," and left me alone, as the hurricane was approaching our location. I ended up getting sucked up by the hurricane, never to be seen again... Classic Ted!

@squidge18

Жыл бұрын

What a goofball!🤣

@yaboiandrew9780

Жыл бұрын

Classic Ted!

@ae831

Жыл бұрын

This is really relatable!!! I remember the first time I encountered Ted, I was walking down the street when he shoved me into traffic shouting "Watch your step!" I almost tripped which could've killed me! Luckily I got hit by a truck instead and had a painless, instant death. Best day ever!!!!!!

@saltysalamander8519

Жыл бұрын

This is the best one by far

@susanookamikaze2815

Жыл бұрын

@@saltysalamander8519 this feels like jerma comments

TikTok live streams are just another way to remind me humanity is going downhill

@LightningRunner

Жыл бұрын

You think people were super genius intellectuals in previous generations simply due to the lack of technology like Tik Tok?

@stinkmymeat

Жыл бұрын

@@LightningRunner Every village has an idiot.

Has anyone else seen the really creepy ones where there’s someone sleeping and some shadow or person in a costume is just standing there watching the person sleep??? LOL

Just yesterday I met Ted as he walked in on my family's Thanksgiving dinner. I will never forget the way my family yelled and screamed in what could only be elation. He broke a window to get in and ate the entire turkey, bone and all. It's an experience I will cherish forever.

My word, opening KZread bored and finding a Ted video uploaded 55 seconds ago is a euphoric feeling

The messages from heaven lady is wildddddd. My tik tok is covered in clips of her doing 'readings' but in the background you can hear that she's on the toilet 😭

I swear to god Ted can get me completely invested in something that I have less than zero interest in. This man could get me to watch paint dry and I'm here for it to be honest.

@copiium

Жыл бұрын

I'm just here for the mustache

@insignia9028

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

12:24: Ted Nivison brings his glass of water up to his mouth, only to realize the glass is empty and he is now thirsty. Please send a galaxy to know what he does next.

@ElectricSpectes

Жыл бұрын

🌌 🌌 🌌 Let 2 other people know too because I’m so kind

I was gathering footage and research to do a video on this myself. But wow, this hit the nail on the coffin. I felt like it was at topic that NOBODY was talking about or even acknowledged

@TedNivison

Жыл бұрын

You should still do it, there’s plenty of stuff I didn’t touch on! Also I don’t own the topic of talking about TikTok livestreams lol

@Psyc0tic

Жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison I still plan to :) it’s just nice to see somebody else acknowledging it!

@SoapLegends

Жыл бұрын

@@Psyc0tic I’ve also planned on doing this too. I have list on a lot issues

@thisisrael

Жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison I WAS WAITING FOR A VIDEO ABOUT THIS, honestly like makes me so upset with the annoying people doing these and those stealing money from people that genuinely need relationship or closure or advice and taking advantage of them

@crynnn

Жыл бұрын

Not sure if you're still looking for stuff but there's a NYT documentary on live streamers working for these media agencies in china, basically trying to sell this image of independent streamers but they're really all in the same building. It's not about tiktok but I wouldn't be surprised if some of these streams operate the same way.

Oh my gosh, THANK YOU FOR COVERING THIS TOPIC ! I swear the Tiktok Live section has always been very cursed and weird. Especially those giant phone thingies ! People really be mindlessly going through that type of garbage.. and donating to it.

@madebyrusty

Жыл бұрын

Npcs are real

@ryzen2835

Жыл бұрын

@@madebyrusty NPC awareness

I enjoy tiktok for maybe a handful of videos I find in a day, but so much of tiktok consists of repeated ads and livestreams that aren't even live. I deleted tiktok after getting 10 videos straight of different Indian guys begging on camera with a kid looking sick with an IV. One even had another kid begging with the guy and the child with the IV was visibly deformed. It's not normal nor healthy at all to view stuff like this, especially daily and as easy as a swipe away

this makes me very glad that the lives on my fyp are usually just people singing or like "watch me study so i dont go on my phone"

The giant phone one might be from content farms: giant warehouses (typically in China) where a bunch of pretty women do these kinds of livestreams. In the past, it used to be makeup streams, but the point is the "cubicle" description is probably way closer than you may realize

@sumhappenedtocudi9023

Жыл бұрын

Thanks Jeb Bush

@NASCARRebirth

7 ай бұрын

Thanks for the information emperor Jeb Bush

@Omnibushido-

6 ай бұрын

Thnx papa jeb

@ShyestofGuys

6 ай бұрын

Jeb Bush putting out the facts. You can find actual pictures of these content farms as well and it genuinely makes me curious how much cash you can actually get doing this. You rent a tiny space, wall off 9 rooms, hire 7 women to do these really boring streams, contract for a % of earrings, one room office, one break room and boom, you're apparently rolling in money for some ungodly reason. Worst case scenario you need to buy bot accounts to inflate the number of followers and you become a parasite online but ya know, business.

I remember doing a TikTok Livestream once! It was going great, and Ted even started watching the stream! However, once he pinpointed my location, he burst down my door and used the doorknob to chop off my kneecaps! Boy that was a great stream, loved seeing Ted again.

@TedNivison

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing!!

@striderfairchild8647

Жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison No problem Ted! It was worth meeting you even if it cost my kneecaps!

the giant phone ones are literally sweatshops. its just cubicles filled with women doing those streams for a whole day. other entertaining ones are Drake v. Juice Wrld, two guys share a stream and viewrs vote on who they think is better. the one whos in the lead gets to play that arttists song while the other one cries like the "im not emo" kid until their artist goes back in the lead

Ah, my favourite moment of the day, Ted talks to a mirror for 15 minutes and he's unaware he's part of a social experiment! Great "video", Ted!

That was one of the few ads that I didn't skip over. Good job, Ted

@TedNivison

Жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@purpyyurpster

Жыл бұрын

This comment had one reply and it was Ted himself, impressive

@harlan.6055

Жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison Thanks for saying thanks! I'm honored

Thank you for talking about this. I’ve gotten so many weird TikTok live streams. Many are downright disturbing. There are so many of babies and toddlers with deformities or practically on life support struggling to breath while their mothers ignore them and talk to the live chat. It just feels weird

@AMan-xz7tx

Жыл бұрын

I'm just imagining what that looks like and I really shouldn't be laughing but that sounds so godamn funny to me, but yeah it sounds horrible

@DogeDogeriffic

Жыл бұрын

Yep we def live in a dystopia

@herbcrustedmeat

Жыл бұрын

I remember my sister showing me a TikTok live streamer who just streamed them having sex but none of it was on camera all you saw was her face reading a book in silence and never reacting as the bed shook and occasionally she would switch into a different position but never once stopped reading the book

@boybutch

Жыл бұрын

@@herbcrustedmeat yeah they’re not actually having sex but it’s kinda like? pretend. but it’s def very strange

@stop--

Жыл бұрын

I kept coming across one of a man and what I assume were three of his children repeatedly saying "please help" (as in "send gifts"), which isn't terribly unusual unfortunately but then the younger daughter started messing around and stopped chanting with the others so she got called over by someone off camera. She left smiling, then something like a smack was heard and she came back crying. Her sister tried to comfort her while still chanting and her father ignored her as if nothing happened. Very disturbing. Some other viewers and I reported the livestream but nothing was or will be done. It makes me feel sick even thinking about it.

I wanted to see how long it took to find one of these lives and I found a kid saying December is just a myth from the government.

@gruntythefinestwench

Жыл бұрын

Awesome

I accidentally made friends with a guy on TikTok live. I was joining random lives and sending them likes so I joined this guys and he was listening to anti-hero so i said that I loved Taylor, and then we started talking about her music. He asked so I told him my favourite song was all too well ten minute version. I followed him and then he sent me a follow request back. and then i left for like maybe two minutes and when I came back he played all too well for me 😭😭

met ted not too long ago, he randomly approached me and started yelling at me that i had been in a coma for 7 years and that my family misses me, he then threw a drink in my face and ran off. what a nice guy

@TheOneAndOnlyDJRapta

Жыл бұрын

now thats what i call pwetty epic

@miyuh8715

Жыл бұрын

Wake up.

@m0ssmasher

Жыл бұрын

Wake up.

@Nouser757

Жыл бұрын

Wake up.

@bghost8437

6 ай бұрын

Sleep tight

Ted, on this Thanksgiving day I give you thanks for giving me more reason to avoid TikTok.

@mysterionz

Жыл бұрын

Me too. Me too.

@TedNivison

Жыл бұрын

Happy to help

@eyahyo

Жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison o7

13:45 all I can imagine is like hundreds of girls with these giant phones lined up in cubicles like scam call centers

@emmathelovewitch

Жыл бұрын

SAME 😭

The more I watched the more it gave Black Mirror "15 Million Merits" episode especially when that kid was throwing a fit in front of a whole iphone for a 10 dollar virtual emoji.

I love Ted, so factual + funny. A wholesome and good man, a milk man if you will. Thank you Mr. Nivison for living

@copiium

Жыл бұрын

Yes, it is so good that he is currently alive and breathing!

@k3nni_

Жыл бұрын

with that staché he is a Mr

@YNEA.

Жыл бұрын

@@k3nni_ *offender

@JMoney_TheGangster

Жыл бұрын

Damn, is he putting a gun against your head to say this? Last time I met him, he literally s

@monkeylady8150

Жыл бұрын

the milk man that really cares for the kids working in his basments oil rig, thats just their chores of they want food!

ain't no wayy

@ZacharyZach735

Жыл бұрын

Slay

@shalynsacco

Жыл бұрын

ain’t no wayy

@aboal-fuad16yearsago55

Жыл бұрын

Its for the hunting falcon to rest on

I remember once I saw a TikTok live of a woman opening a book with messages as the book ‘would answer the TikTok messages’ when she opened a random page as the ‘book decided’ and one message said ‘Do I deserve to die’ and she opened the book to ‘yes’ and said ‘oh book that’s so mean of you, they don’t mean it comment’ and really hoping that comment is okay

i ACTUALLY met ted around a week ago. what a kind soul i just say. i got a picture with him and also met his wonderful girlfriend. all before he sparta kicked my fucking nuts and laughed as he and his girlfriend walked over me like a rug while i was in pain on the ground. i could never ask for a better experience. thank you ted ❤

@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb

Жыл бұрын

Classic Ted!

@dylanchurch63

Жыл бұрын

A classic Ted experience!

@ardenwii

Жыл бұрын

thanks for finally a real story

@stop--

Жыл бұрын

I didn't believe you until you mentioned his wonderful girlfriend. Congrats for getting to meet Ted.

@clyve9589

Жыл бұрын

Classic Ted!

I can't normally stay engaged with yt videos, but every time I click on a ted Nivison video, I watch it all the way through.

I did one of these fortune tellers and I asked if Ted was coming for me and it landed on yes. I was sceptical at first but then Ted burst into my room and broke my spine with his baseball bat it was pretty cool !

I LOVE getting these livestreams. It's really like a win-lose situation. You either get something really entertaining and enjoyable, or something extremely pointless. But you know what's a 100% a lose-lose situation? The fact that you haven't let them go even though I have begged and pleaded countless times. What a great video Ted!

The only Tik tok live I’ve seen made me never wanna go back to that side of Tik tok again. The guy was so over the top, yelling. He had some incentives for donations and similar to the sleeping guy he’d would get angry when people would donate and he’d slap himself. That was the most odd live I’ve ever seen.

THANK YOU for talking about this cause I feel like no one does and it’s so bizarre 💀💀

0:30 Ted that's literally just regular New York

2 Ted uploads in a month? What a treat! Thanks, Theodore. Please don't harm them

7:08 had me CACKLING

13:20 i once saw a video where it showed the behind the scenes of these streams and there was actually like 10 of them in cubicles next to each other.

I met Ted a few weeks back. He chased me down a dark alleyway holding a baseball bat shouting that he would take my kneecaps. He was a great guy and I loved meeting him

ted please do another video there are live streams where they take egg pieces off so slow and it the most insane stuff i have seen

You forgot the ones who do the egg shell peeling and the ticket scratch offs, not to mention the ones who do the belly jewlery. (tbh i just want to watch that one but just her stringing them, no talking-)

THANK YOU. Oh my god, the card house guy made me crazy, and litterally EVERYONE pays him to freak out. Thank you for bringing this to everyone's attention

@cryptogofer3080

Жыл бұрын

Hes the type of kid that had to be the referee in P.E class because no one picked him to be on their team

@zoemarsland

Жыл бұрын

he used to be a friend of mine! now he has a sexual assault allegation against him and does these streams ig

@queenbeck6686

Жыл бұрын

@@zoemarsland youre joking 0_0

@Tulip_bip

Жыл бұрын

It's a pre-recorded stream

Ted's such a nice guy for including "schlatt" and Ludwig's song! 2:03

9:11 Wha-those are dowsing rods. They aren’t meant to be used like that. Like, at all. Dowsing rods are sticks that can be used to tell where water is, and it’s usually made out of wood usually (it can be metal). These actually do work and has helped tribe’s people find water throughout the years. I don’t remember the science exactly right now, but those things actually do work and have a scientific reasoning. Just not at all for answering questions. It was used in a horror game once, but it actually worked because it wasn’t to tell where a ghost in general was. It was to tell there’s water in front of you so you don’t walk there. The ghost was a water ghost that tried to lure you into deep spots of water so she could pull you in. TDLR; they’re using dowsing rods completely wrong. They aren’t at all meant to communicate to dead people. They’re just to find water.

13:12 THESE EXACT lives scared me off of TikTok

7:41 Ted does Swaggersouls impression

Honestly finally someone is talking about this, like that emo kid with the cards has been haunting me for like a month now and none of my friends have seen him and I think they think I’m crazy

i’m so glad someone is talking about them bc they are def getting out of hand

Ted i am so glad you made a video about this bc the livestreams have been DRIVING ME INSANE! Has anyone else been seeing the livestreams where there is a guy peeling an egg and there is just a little bit of shell left on it??? Like everytime i see those or any of the sleep livestreams, it feels like we are becoming a dystopian society closer each day.

I met Ted a week ago, such a great experience. I said hello and he violently started beating me up with a metal pole and screaming "JOIN ME" to the people around. Ted then cloned himself and started beating me up more. Such an awesome experience

FINALLY SOMEONE IS SPEAKING ABOUT THE HORRIBLE LIVESTREAMS😭😭😭 this video was hilarious

@taxlover14

Жыл бұрын

hey what are you doing here

@taxlover14

Жыл бұрын

but Kurtis Conner did a video about that one psychic lady

@DecayingMax

Жыл бұрын

@@taxlover14 HELP HI

@DecayingMax

Жыл бұрын

@@taxlover14 😭😭😭😭

I’m watching on my tv and had to pull out my phone to comment, everything you pointed out is perfect and just what I have been talking about when I scroll lives lol you’re so damn funny, I’ve never seen your videos before but I’m glad I clicked on it hahaha

Ted, you need a lot more attention then you get. Your amazing and make my days better.

1:33 *puddleoffish:* "is this a kink" LOL

therapist: ted with a mustache can’t hurt you ted with a mustache:

1:52 was a solid old timey cartoon comedy reference

i love the news segment ad i didn’t skip it it’s so entertaining

Last week, I met Ted! I saw cops drag him into a car as one explained his miranda rights, and the other talked about how his was going to rot in jail for elder abuse. Has got to be one of my favourite celebrity meet and greets so far!

ted, i’m thankful you’re alive and thankful you upload on thanksgiving. Happy thanksgiving King 💯💯💯

@TedNivison

Жыл бұрын

Same to you!

@virginiaf4117

Жыл бұрын

Happy Thanksgiving!

@unicornmafia_6953

Жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison not same to you. It’s merry thanksgiving.

That lady at 11:10 is like the catholic church during the middle age when they wanted the people to pay in order to get a place in heaven and she's literally doing the same with children and young people🤢 Btw you forgot the parents that discover that showing your disabled child on livestreams is an infinite money glitch

I either get art streams or ones where people study so I'm okay with my fyp honestly

12:56 that's not a massive android phone, she screen mirrors her phone to a display with touch support

Being scared by tiktok livestreams is very relatable, Ted!

The more I learn about tik tok the more I am concerned about all the kids who are growing up on it.

A few days ago I met Ted. He broke my window, climbed through and ate my lunch including the plate and left.

Met Ted at a grocery store the other day. Said hi as he was grabbing some green beans, he offered to take a picture with me. After he turned around, with a sick grin on his face and tore my kneecaps clean off! He ran away screaming something about galaxies. Amazing experience, what a great guy ❤❤❤

@vortexxx___7185

Жыл бұрын

Classic Ted!

@PsychoPetro

5 ай бұрын

idk why but this sent me so hard I was laughing for like 2 minutes straight... the kneecap thing just came out of no where.

I was walking around in Atlanta and saw Tednivison TV! I asked for a photo and then he promptly shot me in my knee.while I was on the ground breeding out he asked me where he could find the peaches. I could only scream and cry, but I forgive him it was probably for a video. Sending lots of love from my wheelchair🌌🌌🌌🌌

@turner15

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunate typo.

Ive been awake for way too long and I can feel this video making my anxiety significantly worse

im so glad someone is finally addressing this monstrosity

Give Ted a floral shirt and he becomes a dad with bi-wife energy. 7:34 holy shit, it's a dad with bi-wife energy

I actually ran into Ted yesterday, which was weird as I live in Darwin, Australia. He was just kind of standing on the sidewalk and when I approached him his mouth opened impossibly wide and light began radiating out from it. He then rose up from the ground and the earth began to shake, as hellfire rained from above. Such a great guy, really down to earth when you get to know him.

@skyefrfr

Жыл бұрын

I too ran into Ted in Darwin, Australia. He rose out of the ground and ate my ice-cream, he then proceeded to swallow the entirety of the restaurant, Alfonsinos. and said he would eat my family. Classic ted!

I WAS WAITING FOR A VIDEO ABOUT THIS, honestly like makes me so upset with the annoying people doing these and those stealing money from people that genuinely need relationship or closure or advice and taking advantage of them

I think I finish every video of yours that I start watching, you and schlatt have my view time for sure.

the big phone ones are insane, i visited a lot of them one night because i wanted them all to like a tiktok i posted and they did (it got like 80 likes in the end idk) and i found one where there was a whole TEAM OF THEM. the girl on the screen was even talking and said to another that she's been working for FIVE HOURS ON THIS like that is insane

@8site

Жыл бұрын

also found a dude who said he slept with his mom for 10 years

very true Theodore Bartholomew Nivision III what a smashing creation you’ve made

First video I've caught of you. Great job on the video. Thanks Ted.

13:30 i think those are celebrity farms..😭

@PucIe

Жыл бұрын

Sam o muncher crunchy cruncher