The Incorrect History of Pizza

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The long awaited sequel to the groundbreaking historical findings of Dr. Theodore Nivison, historiographer on food. Indulge in The Incorrect History of Pizza
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  • @TedNivison
    @TedNivison Жыл бұрын

    Have a topic you'd me to cover in my (Incorrect) History lessons? Feel free to let me know here in this google form: t.co/F5noSUZ0Cm

  • @TV---

    @TV---

    Жыл бұрын

    Ted this is a 7 month old video.

  • @realperson6124

    @realperson6124

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @XBombYT

    @XBombYT

    Жыл бұрын

    Y’know, something about this makes me think that you want to do another one of these “Incorrect History” videos considering this video was uploaded more than 7 months ago and you are now just publishing a Google form for suggestions for topics of said incorrect history videos

  • @Noonecares32

    @Noonecares32

    Жыл бұрын

    The incorrect history of soccer

  • @Squiddlemaster

    @Squiddlemaster

    Жыл бұрын

    the incorrect history of man

  • @AvocadoAnimations
    @AvocadoAnimations2 жыл бұрын

    Why is this not being played in history class?

  • @iaminsideyourhome69

    @iaminsideyourhome69

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@AxxLAfriku no one cares

  • @SPEEDIFYYY

    @SPEEDIFYYY

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @woltry1026

    @woltry1026

    2 жыл бұрын

    Because it was posted 50 minutes ago

  • @cheeseionyt8660

    @cheeseionyt8660

    2 жыл бұрын

    Cause the video just came out. I'm sure monday it'll be on world news "New Ted Nivison video (supported by God, Jesus, Allah and Zues) Titled "The Correct History of Pizza" played all over the world in government press conference, schools, hospitals and currently streaming on every computer, tv and radio in the world" Or something like that

  • @cinafropp723

    @cinafropp723

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@woltry1026 LOL

  • @YouTube
    @YouTube2 жыл бұрын

    incredibly well made and entertaining!

  • @alexramdath2675

    @alexramdath2675

    2 жыл бұрын

    Memes

  • @tylermckw

    @tylermckw

    2 жыл бұрын

    youtube??

  • @GiingerVengeance

    @GiingerVengeance

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ratio

  • @askamundsen667

    @askamundsen667

    2 жыл бұрын

    It youtube

  • @mmgmagic

    @mmgmagic

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@GiingerVengeance congratulations

  • @MaeFrey
    @MaeFrey2 жыл бұрын

    The way I literally believed this up until Ted saying that ceasar’s son’s last words were “pizza pizza” 😭

  • @expensivenes2645

    @expensivenes2645

    Жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie he got us in first half

  • @tylermunday2146

    @tylermunday2146

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro im the exact same hahaha

  • @darikstermar9374

    @darikstermar9374

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @caseys2698

    @caseys2698

    Жыл бұрын

    I believed in until the start of the little Caesar portion 😭 I hate being gullible..

  • @willyum1620

    @willyum1620

    Жыл бұрын

    You made it past the bear and pi and thought yeah seems logical

  • @creekparker6905
    @creekparker6905 Жыл бұрын

    I’m so happy someone FINALLY talked about the pepperoni dimension. It’s always left out when people talk about pizzas history and I’m happy someone did it justice.

  • @big_sea

    @big_sea

    Жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @Auttpoffic3r

    @Auttpoffic3r

    4 ай бұрын

    I created a new pepperoni dimension portal

  • @Ranboo
    @Ranboo2 жыл бұрын

    Man i love history class

  • @kazifiiiied

    @kazifiiiied

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh hello Mr. Boo! Fancy seeing you here lol. Have a lovely day funny tall man!

  • @omazingmomo8456

    @omazingmomo8456

    2 жыл бұрын

    Omg a verified account!!

  • @kazifiiiied

    @kazifiiiied

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@omazingmomo8456 sir that is our favorite enderman

  • @Feriorem

    @Feriorem

    2 жыл бұрын

    sameee (also i got here when the comment had 15 likes whattttttt)

  • @Fi6ment

    @Fi6ment

    2 жыл бұрын

    bold of you to assume this is history class and not common knowledge, mr. boo

  • @Ani
    @Ani2 жыл бұрын

    That intro animation though, holy crap. THAT'S favourite puppy, baby Edit: AND THAT PI RAP? DUDE THIS IS SICK

  • @dylo7564

    @dylo7564

    2 жыл бұрын

    But pizza beard tho

  • @natel42069

    @natel42069

    2 жыл бұрын

    Im goosing for more of that pi rap

  • @SPEEDIFYYY

    @SPEEDIFYYY

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @dabbingplatypus2361

    @dabbingplatypus2361

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dude the Pi rap is so favorite puppy, it should be put on SoundCloud AND Spotify AND Applemusic

  • @n8mo

    @n8mo

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is undoubtedly Ted’s greatest video yet

  • @amondhawes-khalifa1949
    @amondhawes-khalifa1949 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that Ted can read like 3 facts and create a whole storyline around it to gaslight us with remarkable levels of success, is undeniably impressive.

  • @slimeycrusader5257
    @slimeycrusader52572 жыл бұрын

    My first thought when clicking on this video was: "damn Ted, I didn't know your channel was educational." I I could tell that I good majority of the videos was real, despite being a little ridiculous. But... The longer it went on, the more insane it got. And I love it! Incredible work Ted, you are amazing :)

  • @specil-k
    @specil-k2 жыл бұрын

    Ted gives off the vibe that he actually knows exactly what he's talking about but thinks it's funnier to leave us in the dark

  • @timothyscheneman1689

    @timothyscheneman1689

    2 жыл бұрын

    Are you saying what I think you’re saying? Ted had something to do with the destruction of the pepperoni portal?!

  • @graysonfrost6774

    @graysonfrost6774

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think he killed little ceaser

  • @ianwelch2888

    @ianwelch2888

    2 жыл бұрын

    Couldn’t have said it better myself

  • @bideng9855

    @bideng9855

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ted is an eternal being that's seen the history of pizza unfold first hand , obviously

  • @frankcastle9691

    @frankcastle9691

    2 жыл бұрын

    Why do you watch this crap

  • @dtm20004
    @dtm200042 жыл бұрын

    This is by and far the most advanced, comical gaslighting Ive ever seen. In the first half, almost every beat is stated so factually, with enough truth in them to not be able to tell what is explicitly a joke and what is history. Its art.

  • @bramd4423

    @bramd4423

    2 жыл бұрын

    Never thought I'd see "Advanced, Comical Gaslighting" in the same sentence

  • @supertron6039

    @supertron6039

    2 жыл бұрын

    Couldn't have said it any better. This video is a masterpiece.

  • @LastnightinJoho
    @LastnightinJoho Жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Mr. Mozzarella was called The Grease because of his torture method, grease boarding, where, similar to water boarding, he would tie someone to a chair, cover their face with a towel and pour large amounts fresh hot grease from a pizza on their face to get his answers he needed. It proved to be 100% more efficient than water boarding.

  • @SunshowerWonderlab

    @SunshowerWonderlab

    2 ай бұрын

    That actually sounds fucking horrifying, especially if it was hot grease

  • @LastnightinJoho

    @LastnightinJoho

    2 ай бұрын

    @@SunshowerWonderlab it’s effectiveness shows

  • @Zyodl
    @Zyodl Жыл бұрын

    1:25 i love imagining ted infront of a green screen holding his hand out for all that time trying to keep it centered in the frame

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz2 жыл бұрын

    this editing is wonderful

  • @hutek4202

    @hutek4202

    2 жыл бұрын

    ayo wtf 1.4k likes and only 1 reply

  • @mythicalexplorer7846
    @mythicalexplorer78462 жыл бұрын

    I'm big into history so I just want to make one thing clear: This is the most factually accurate thing I've ever seen apart from his history lesson on milk. Thank you for teaching the uneducated Ted.

  • @SCARaw

    @SCARaw

    2 жыл бұрын

    how the hell is pizzabeard accurate?

  • @movitz6391

    @movitz6391

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SCARaw have you never heard of it?

  • @clarastevens8683

    @clarastevens8683

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SCARaw you can’t tell me you haven’t heard of pizzabeard

  • @mythicalexplorer7846

    @mythicalexplorer7846

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SCARaw Hidden in the depths of history with stories forgotten by man and lost to time. Pizzabeard was the pirate advocate of pizza. Like Ted said.

  • @DJisslightlyaverage

    @DJisslightlyaverage

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@SCARaw Have you never heard of Pizzabeard?

  • @Skybird114
    @Skybird11411 ай бұрын

    What blows my mind is there was actually a "little caesar" (caesarian), born to Cleopatra. Caesar never acknowledged him as his son, but allowed him to keep his name.

  • @adamgoff8021
    @adamgoff80212 жыл бұрын

    “His enemies called him The Grease, and I don’t know why...” A good historian admits when he doesn’t know something, rather than just making something up. Good on Ted.

  • @W0B0N

    @W0B0N

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes. The famously known historian Ted Nivison.

  • @mangaprofilepicture5820

    @mangaprofilepicture5820

    2 жыл бұрын

    The Grease never reveals his secrets

  • @thegrease4202

    @thegrease4202

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mangaprofilepicture5820 correct

  • @mangaprofilepicture5820

    @mangaprofilepicture5820

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thegrease4202 HOLY CRAP THE GREASE 💀💀💀

  • @ryancarrasco2539

    @ryancarrasco2539

    Жыл бұрын

    @@W0B0N *historiographer

  • @LMC_Jarred
    @LMC_Jarred2 жыл бұрын

    I am SO ready for more episodes of Factually True History. Excellent writing, editing, delivery... everything. I've never been so excited for more episodes of a non-story-based web series in my life, and here I find out that there's another episode already about milk. Heading over to that ASAP.

  • @TedNivison

    @TedNivison

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wow, thank you!

  • @LMC_Jarred

    @LMC_Jarred

    2 жыл бұрын

    ​@@TedNivison No problem!

  • @mrguy3407

    @mrguy3407

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TedNivison he’s spitting facts tho the milk one was your best video

  • @Andrew_NSG

    @Andrew_NSG

    2 жыл бұрын

    Absolute FACTS

  • @f35t99

    @f35t99

    2 жыл бұрын

    where is the milk episode

  • @oogabooga7824
    @oogabooga7824 Жыл бұрын

    0:51 - 1:11 was actually incredible

  • @cosmosis7820
    @cosmosis78202 жыл бұрын

    i was gonna say “fuck you i like hawaiian pizza” but honestly knowing me and my friends who like hawaiian pizza, it being a supernatural ritual that opens a hell pit really fits and im okay with this

  • @thethespiansystem
    @thethespiansystem2 жыл бұрын

    This is so well put together, I forgot the title was "Incorrect History" and legit thought everything he was talking about was legit until we got to the bit about catacombs. Man, your confidence just sold it for me what can I say. Fantastic work, Ted!

  • @gadfly5792

    @gadfly5792

    2 жыл бұрын

    He lost me at "pizza pizza", and I lost it.

  • @SpadChad

    @SpadChad

    2 жыл бұрын

    most of the italians names were just food names in italian lmfao

  • @ChrisPB

    @ChrisPB

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pizzabeard didn't get you?

  • @SpadChad

    @SpadChad

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ChrisPB he lost me at little ceaser

  • @dielan6847

    @dielan6847

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gadfly5792 same I legitimately thought caesar had a second child that came out real small because of a bear attack on his pregnant mother and that's where little caeser's comes from then he hit me with the pizza pizza

  • @voixmin
    @voixmin2 жыл бұрын

    I was expecting some "drunk history" type thing where it just makes up stuff and shit, but this was actually very informative and true to history. As a historian myself I was very very impressed with the amount of detail and research that must've went into this. The inclusion of the unknown Little Caesars true statement of being stunted to say only "Pizza Pizza" is something people never seem to remember from school. So great Mr. TED.

  • @alortiz1954

    @alortiz1954

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s DR.TED to you

  • @kahlebarnold9979

    @kahlebarnold9979

    2 жыл бұрын

    Cram boy

  • @SpadChad

    @SpadChad

    2 жыл бұрын

    i’m italian, and i can confirm

  • @MDClips2464

    @MDClips2464

    2 жыл бұрын

    Truly the greatest ted talk I've ever listened to

  • @underscoredfrisk

    @underscoredfrisk

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yo, Mr Historian can you tell me what's true and what's false in the video I'm a crusty nerd

  • @jameswalker8953
    @jameswalker8953Ай бұрын

    I’m convinced that the next international tragedy involving a gorilla will transport us into a universe where Ted is considered a prophet for these videos

  • @henrymellor9760
    @henrymellor97602 жыл бұрын

    Someone should make a timeline of all the events through all the factually true history episodes and see how they all line up

  • @tajplayz9254
    @tajplayz92542 жыл бұрын

    New Ted upload? That's favourite puppy material right there.

  • @iamtheoracle

    @iamtheoracle

    2 жыл бұрын

    good reference

  • @bonnibloop_

    @bonnibloop_

    2 жыл бұрын

    this reference is quite favorite puppy I must say

  • @EefDizzy

    @EefDizzy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Love the slime rancher profile pictures

  • @nihal74321

    @nihal74321

    2 жыл бұрын

    my day when Ted novideo doesn't upload is least favourite puppy, i have to be honest

  • @inherentlyirrelevanttomost8249

    @inherentlyirrelevanttomost8249

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ha man back off .....

  • @benjiboy9907
    @benjiboy99072 жыл бұрын

    Regardless of how this video performs Ted, I just want to say that I thoroughly enjoyed it. They way you took the format developed by the older video and refined it while bringing in some older bits was thoroughly enjoyable and quite funny. Good job.

  • @TedNivison

    @TedNivison

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thanks so much my friend!

  • @tommyjudy2379

    @tommyjudy2379

    2 жыл бұрын

    No one else will reply accept me and Ted

  • @luckystars_

    @luckystars_

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tommyjudy2379 lmao

  • @salty946

    @salty946

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tommyjudy2379 no

  • @Partemis

    @Partemis

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tommyjudy2379 wrong

  • @spokkter
    @spokkter2 жыл бұрын

    16:20 heartbreaking...

  • @ATemplarIGuess
    @ATemplarIGuess2 жыл бұрын

    15:17 Jizz Pistol

  • @revilno

    @revilno

    2 жыл бұрын

    Spunk Glock

  • @jjs-wacky-quest

    @jjs-wacky-quest

    Жыл бұрын

    Sperm shooter

  • @Tootz3374

    @Tootz3374

    Жыл бұрын

    Nut piece

  • @sageofmusic3217
    @sageofmusic32172 жыл бұрын

    "Don't believe me? Don't look it up. :)" has got to one of my favorite quotes from Ted. Please keep making these, they're amazing.

  • @E-Lad

    @E-Lad

    2 жыл бұрын

    You should keep streaming :)

  • 2 жыл бұрын

    Never thought a 20 minute long video about pizza could be so entertaining

  • @NAVNLOSESHORT

    @NAVNLOSESHORT

    2 жыл бұрын

    ong

  • @roebig9766

    @roebig9766

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bot

  • @iSniper

    @iSniper

    2 жыл бұрын

    NOOOOOOOO ted why did you heart a bot

  • @retro1071

    @retro1071

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s not about pizza, it’s about life

  • @paperbag4168
    @paperbag416811 ай бұрын

    Oops pizza painting was discovered in Pompeii

  • @jobe4702
    @jobe4702 Жыл бұрын

    Bro the intro was so freaking cool, it made me feel like i was watching the PBS history channel late at night

  • @abigaill
    @abigaill2 жыл бұрын

    Incredible video, Ted. Entertaining as shit. Flawless editing. Beautiful connection to that random joke that you made in the "Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate" video, creating more Ted lore. Almost perfect pi rap, you DID miss a digit though.

  • @TedNivison

    @TedNivison

    2 жыл бұрын

    Glad you caught the connection of Pizzabeard to that video!

  • @yodontheduck

    @yodontheduck

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad I wasn't the only one that realized the missed 9

  • @animaysons728

    @animaysons728

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@yodontheduck same lol

  • @nmeister007
    @nmeister0072 жыл бұрын

    As someone studying for a history degree, I can clear things up for those confused: *Ted is 100% factually correct and should not be doubted* anyone who disagrees is wrong, stupid and can expect to find me waiting for them by their car in the parking lot.

  • @Sam-yi9qe
    @Sam-yi9qe Жыл бұрын

    this is the epitome of a comfort video for me. ive watched it a dozen times and it’s always put a smile on my face. i’m watching it as a distraction from life right now and typing this as the intro music plays, and i’m getting ready to settle in for ted to teach me history and calm me down :)

  • @starwarsjournal4033
    @starwarsjournal4033 Жыл бұрын

    I’ve been studying the many people edit there videos but I just have to say you have done a wonderful job the way you transition your different shots is just so seamless I love it

  • @xtremetsd
    @xtremetsd2 жыл бұрын

    I like that Ted throws in little fabricated explanations and differences, like "though its unknown who," just to really gaslight us to believe him. Thanks Ted, I've been a sub for a while and will continue to be.

  • @blank54620

    @blank54620

    2 жыл бұрын

    1,5k likes and no replies?

  • @alscaldes9200

    @alscaldes9200

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@blank54620 yes

  • @4kduck947

    @4kduck947

    2 жыл бұрын

    1,6k likes and two replies?

  • @alscaldes9200

    @alscaldes9200

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@4kduck947 yes x2

  • @heliveruscalion9124

    @heliveruscalion9124

    Жыл бұрын

    2k likes and four replies?

  • @TheMrJearbear
    @TheMrJearbear2 жыл бұрын

    This might be one of the best historical satires i have ever seen. Magnificent work ted. I hope this blows up.

  • @meepisbad
    @meepisbad Жыл бұрын

    11:01 Ted (Milkman) Nivison sinks half of Paris

  • @OzloWelsh
    @OzloWelsh2 ай бұрын

    Hey Ted, I work with a teem of scientists, researching and finding new ways to reach the Pepperoni Dimension (Dimension IV-δ), and man have I got some good news. We're so close to actually making it, project 'Inoreppep' is in its later stages of development - with reverse-engineering and a committed team, I'm happy to say you will be the first to know when pepperoni is accessible again.

  • @theschwomp4149
    @theschwomp41492 жыл бұрын

    I enjoy the fact that Ted possesses that rare ability to talk some complete fuckery, literally any-fuckin-thing that a human brain can devise in the moment with absolute confidence. I feel like he's one of those people with whom it is actually impossible to tell if he's telling you the truth or just coming up with a more elaborate lie on the spot.

  • @patrickseo6190
    @patrickseo61902 жыл бұрын

    I feel so torn because I know this is an incorrect history on pizza but Ted is so charismatic that it sounds completely legit He could sell air to me and I would probably buy out his entire stock

  • @frozenmana

    @frozenmana

    2 жыл бұрын

    wdym it's all legit nothing here is false obviously

  • @atmosphonics

    @atmosphonics

    2 жыл бұрын

    he might still sell cram i know its still pretty good to use so buy cram

  • @buglab2285

    @buglab2285

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@atmosphonics I've heard if you leave out in the sun for a fortnight it becomes harder than steel

  • @KennaTheCutie

    @KennaTheCutie

    Жыл бұрын

    he's a businessman

  • @SprinklesServant

    @SprinklesServant

    Жыл бұрын

    Air... Snorlax....?? Why, how you- (the joke was I remembered the movie was called Lorax and that they made a reference to it.)

  • @i_love_guns
    @i_love_guns9 ай бұрын

    As a full-blooded Italian, I can say that this is 100% true

  • @wascrowned
    @wascrowned2 жыл бұрын

    Glad I found this video! Great information to use in my essay for my World's Foods class. Thanks TedNivison!

  • @josephkony3993
    @josephkony39932 жыл бұрын

    Ted is unironically a great storywriter. I bet he could make a children's novel and it'd sell well

  • @kledboi

    @kledboi

    2 жыл бұрын

    Children's novel? I'd read full length book and I haven't read a book in like 7 years

  • @bouncyblessed
    @bouncyblessed2 жыл бұрын

    Unless ted is immune to the phenomenon of having a love hate relationship with everything you create, i dont think he will ever know just how amazing this video is

  • @TedNivison

    @TedNivison

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well at least comments like these will give me momentary bliss throughout the moments of my self-induced creative torture!

  • @pseudomaxwell8239

    @pseudomaxwell8239

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TedNivison use smaller words nerd

  • @lee4084

    @lee4084

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@pseudomaxwell8239 lol ik i cant read

  • @wombwomp2983

    @wombwomp2983

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@pseudomaxwell8239 what words were to big for you? Momentary, throughout, or self-induced? You must have the same low iq as your mom, she was so dumb saying I could go in without protection. Anyways, sorry I couldnt raise you. You would have been much smarter.

  • @whyte9677

    @whyte9677

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TedNivison cum gun

  • @caden5532
    @caden55322 жыл бұрын

    keep doing this bro i keep coming back to watch them they are awesome

  • @idontcareanimations2487
    @idontcareanimations248723 күн бұрын

    “Don’t believe me? Don’t look it up,” is one of the best phrases I’ve ever heard in my entire life. This video is a masterpiece.

  • @HeyyMaple
    @HeyyMaple2 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if we didn't have Ted to expose the truth - the world would be a terrifying place. Thank you for your service, Ted.

  • @teefumz9290
    @teefumz92902 жыл бұрын

    genuinely one of the funniest vids you’ve ever made, you can see the effort and creative eye you put into it. good job pizza man

  • @TedNivison

    @TedNivison

    2 жыл бұрын

    Glad you enjoyed!

  • @Grace-kt3ir

    @Grace-kt3ir

    2 жыл бұрын

    teef

  • @teaganyoumans

    @teaganyoumans

    2 жыл бұрын

    teef

  • @scabbey2244

    @scabbey2244

    2 жыл бұрын

    teef

  • @gh0stxgutz124

    @gh0stxgutz124

    2 жыл бұрын

    Teef

  • @quandaledingle7300
    @quandaledingle73002 жыл бұрын

    Ted you really did an amazing job. Video is really well put together, the way you talk and your jokes are witty and silly, it was very creative. Keep up the good work!!

  • @valestivale4711
    @valestivale4711 Жыл бұрын

    Teds pepperoni meltdown was Oscar worthy. Get this man a trophy

  • @renangelo419
    @renangelo4192 жыл бұрын

    i love how you can tell about halfway through the video Ted realises this is coming off as too believable so he has to step it up a notch

  • @big_sea

    @big_sea

    Жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @XxHaZe23xX
    @XxHaZe23xX2 жыл бұрын

    As an Italian historian, everything that Ted said is absolutely correct by any mean and without a doubt should be on every history book of the world now please let my family go they did nothing to deserve this i beg you Ted

  • @staticlux
    @staticlux Жыл бұрын

    bro i’m not even shitting you i read the title as “the correct” and i’ve been sitting here for 7:56 seconds so confused

  • @MrFatCactus
    @MrFatCactus2 жыл бұрын

    14:54 um hey

  • @BindMedia
    @BindMedia2 жыл бұрын

    No joke, this is my new favorite video on this site. 17 minutes of brilliant writing, editing, comedy, and visuals. I never knew how much I didn't know about pizza. Thank you father Ted

  • @Lukedub

    @Lukedub

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don't like this video because I can't tell if he's telling thr truth or not.

  • @SuperLuigiLegoMan1118

    @SuperLuigiLegoMan1118

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Lukedub Sometimes "The Incorrect History of Pizza," can be a little confusing, but he only got 1 detail wrong in the whole video. "Pizzabeard" back then would have been spelled "PIZABAARD" which would be pronounced "Pizzabaard" not "Pizzabeard."

  • @bardenduer7126
    @bardenduer71262 жыл бұрын

    I've heard that the "Renaissance" was often referred to as the "Renaissauce" in reference to the sauce for pizza that was often tinkered with at the time, though historians debate this since they claim it was "too on the nose" or "A really fucking dumb name".

  • @niceirishlad9466

    @niceirishlad9466

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pizza time is way more simple

  • @chughin
    @chughin8 ай бұрын

    I love the timing of asking for history books to take you seriously right before you launch into a crazy dimension warping version of events. So good.

  • @redthecrusadertiktok
    @redthecrusadertiktok2 жыл бұрын

    14:13 Greatest movie of all time

  • @TheDoctor254

    @TheDoctor254

    Жыл бұрын

    True

  • @alcettogo
    @alcettogo2 жыл бұрын

    I'm Italian (born in Italy), so seeing the history of pizza is an amazing experience for me. Here's a couple of other old pizza facts: the current south of Germany also had a couple of pizza recipes when exchanging good with the Roman Empire, and before people started using tomato sauce (waay later than the importation of tomato plants to Europe, friendly reminder that tomatoes were seen as purely ornamental because mortals though of them as poisonous), pesto sauce was used (mainly in Genova). Also there's different types of pizzas (napoletana, pugliese) in Italy too! This video is good and favorite puppy, I'll remember it next time I visit Dimension 1-C!

  • @sl4tra

    @sl4tra

    2 жыл бұрын

    Io le ho sempre sentite chiamare napoletana e romana ovunque, a meno che tu non stia parlando di un altro tipo di pizza

  • @pantherplayz6310
    @pantherplayz63102 жыл бұрын

    I like to think he did this all in 1 take, and made it all up on the spot.

  • @lithothiryvi4143

    @lithothiryvi4143

    2 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @makenzywheeler1676
    @makenzywheeler1676 Жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad you had the courage to speak these truths. My great great grandfather was none other than Tony Doorbell himself and no one will believe me when I tell them how he helped save pizza for all of man kind. Maybe now some one will know, just like you know. I just wish you didn't live in the internet dimension so I could thank you in person. Seriously though, this was funny.

  • @louuu1456
    @louuu14562 жыл бұрын

    woah man, I would've NEVER known about all these true stories about pizza. Thanks a lot, before this video I felt a void in my chest because I didn't know what to believe about all the history of Pizza... But now, I feel relief. Thank you, Ted

  • @pinnedcomment8614
    @pinnedcomment86142 жыл бұрын

    Today I learned Canadians say "sorry" so much that The Apology Act was passed in 2009, declaring that an apology can't be used as evidence of admission of guilt.

  • @ToomanyFrancis

    @ToomanyFrancis

    2 жыл бұрын

    That's a funny way of putting it, but apologies are admissible evidence in most of the world. If you're ever in a car accident don't apologize.

  • @scythicle6057
    @scythicle60572 жыл бұрын

    The name "Renaissance" actually comes from small town in Italy (city currently unknown). According to ancient texts, a 3 month old baby had seen the preparation of a standard pizza, specifically the preparation of the sauce. As he was attempting to pronounce "Red Sauce", he slurred his words and blurted out what became the word "Renaissance". The townfolk started referring to pizza as that as an inside joke, until it spread throughout the entire country. It's a big part of pizza history that is not known by many, as the regular historians claimed the name as their own, and told the world it was theirs. But those who know the truth truly are an outlier, such as myself, and now you.

  • @johncarlosbatara4373

    @johncarlosbatara4373

    2 жыл бұрын

    I believe you

  • @moldinggraveyard
    @moldinggraveyard8 ай бұрын

    This was so well edited oh my god the music and pictures chefs kiss

  • @SignalFire_Animations
    @SignalFire_Animations2 жыл бұрын

    This is the first video of his that I’ve seen, and I am loving it😂 I expected something completely different when I clicked on the video, and this is WAY more entertaining lol. Keep it up

  • @purpleaxolotl3545
    @purpleaxolotl35452 жыл бұрын

    This is by far the most informative TED talk I've seen in ages.

  • @JonJonRizz

    @JonJonRizz

    2 жыл бұрын

    this is literally a ted talk

  • @Nugcon

    @Nugcon

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hate and love this comment

  • @Koopacake
    @Koopacake2 жыл бұрын

    This is so well-done. it this feels like a series I'd find on Comedy Central lol Anyway, great video, I learnt so much and I can't wait to brag to all of my friends about all this reliable and accurate information I now have stored

  • @zombieslayer02gjustzombies85
    @zombieslayer02gjustzombies85Ай бұрын

    Dude the song of pi at 2:08 was a factually amazing bop

  • @ThatGhostGuy420
    @ThatGhostGuy420 Жыл бұрын

    To be honest, the intro/outro was so freakingly well photoshopped, and the music is so good as well

  • @RedishLive
    @RedishLive2 жыл бұрын

    PIzzabeard is such an inspiration

  • @bigj7864

    @bigj7864

    2 жыл бұрын

    Canon EOS M50

  • @vnglw

    @vnglw

    2 жыл бұрын

    For punching a kid? Because same...

  • @oscarmoesch1695

    @oscarmoesch1695

    2 жыл бұрын

    So inovative

  • @sezedal

    @sezedal

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah he was very inspiring Especially when he punched a kid

  • @shangivlogs9037

    @shangivlogs9037

    2 жыл бұрын

    no he is not thats not an ok thing to do gggrrrrrrrrr

  • @toomagic8696
    @toomagic86962 жыл бұрын

    The amount of editing and work and writing that went into to this is crazy but it was very enjoyable, thanks ted

  • @sharks.with.knives
    @sharks.with.knives Жыл бұрын

    found this video while trying to find something to watch while eating my pizza. highly improved the experience. 10/10 would recommend.

  • @ToddTheToad
    @ToddTheToad2 жыл бұрын

    5:58 i got a poppa johns ad and couldn’t stop laughing, thank you ted for the perfectly timed ad

  • @blandalfthebeige2502
    @blandalfthebeige25022 жыл бұрын

    It’s seems so credible because it has some true facts (like Lombardi’s being the first pizza restaurant). You can tell Ted did his research! Good Job!

  • @crippledpaper6514

    @crippledpaper6514

    2 жыл бұрын

    Dude we all know the story of PizzaBeard. Pretty sure he hopped around with Edward Thatch and Benjamin whatever his name is for a bit.

  • @firewalkwithjuno5421

    @firewalkwithjuno5421

    2 жыл бұрын

    The bit of a mob controlling imports of a veggie and reselling it exorbitantly is also something that actually just happened

  • @robinksuo2929

    @robinksuo2929

    2 жыл бұрын

    what do you mean some true facts? everything he says is facts

  • @kingkuvathemilklord
    @kingkuvathemilklord2 жыл бұрын

    The history of pizza is a ballad of life, death, organized crime, heartbreak, and interdimensional travel. Truly a remarkable story.

  • @Matterwar
    @Matterwar5 ай бұрын

    Nearing the end of 2023, I’ve been told at 3 pizzerias that they’ll give me a lot of extra bacon instead of pepperoni, you were right

  • @WhatnotArt
    @WhatnotArt2 жыл бұрын

    This was beautifully made, and I am literally dying of laughter right now.

  • @sarahmasterson2355
    @sarahmasterson23552 жыл бұрын

    Ted needs to actually make an incorrect-history book, I’d buy it

  • @ohdearitsash
    @ohdearitsash2 жыл бұрын

    Ted's creativity never fails to impress me. He not only has great concepts for his videos, but he also expresses it perfectly. Hope to see more of these great videos in the future!

  • @cjnogodula
    @cjnogodula Жыл бұрын

    I can't tell whether I'm stupid or Ted is so good at this that I did not once question his "History Lesson" until the "Pizza Pizza" part during the little Ceasar bit... damn

  • @flurpurr

    @flurpurr

    Жыл бұрын

    I took the pizza pizza thing so serious until the dimensions

  • @haileykeylon6829
    @haileykeylon68292 жыл бұрын

    That’s was absolutely beautiful the music especially made it just absolutely amazing

  • @rexcelsior5415
    @rexcelsior54152 жыл бұрын

    *Fun Fact:* Mozzarella cheese was first discovered by an ancient Viking conquerer named Vince Mozz, who found it when he was exploring a cave close to the earth’s molten core. The cave appeared to be a place of worship for an ancient religion, and also seemed to have some geometry unknown to our universe. This cave is now theorized to be a dimensional anomaly. Anyway, Vince brought the cheese up to the surface to show all the other Vikings in his clan, but was sadly killed by a group of ninjas sent by a rival conquerer of ancient China. The cheese never saw the light of day until what we now know as “Italy” rediscovered it. The government will try to deny Vince’s involvement in discovering mozzarella, or the fact that it’s possibly not of our reality, but they can’t hide the truth.

  • @s0urdust

    @s0urdust

    2 жыл бұрын

    Very informed. I'm glad so many pizza enthusiasts have gathered here.

  • @dude231isheref8

    @dude231isheref8

    2 жыл бұрын

    I hate that this is actually true

  • @harrypootis9519

    @harrypootis9519

    2 жыл бұрын

    This pizza video has broke my mind and i cant tell what is real any more.

  • @Radical1777

    @Radical1777

    2 жыл бұрын

    Everybody knows this, they teach it in 5th grade

  • @hepatitisf7495
    @hepatitisf74958 ай бұрын

    The shot with the hedges and columns in the little Caesar segment is in Pompeii, and I’ve been there!!!

  • @alexdotdash7731
    @alexdotdash77312 жыл бұрын

    This video is so well done. The parts when you let your best Italian accent loose was hilarious!

  • @xandertreelimb
    @xandertreelimb2 жыл бұрын

    As a Chicagoan. I can confirm that everything Ted said about Chicago style pizza is 100% factual. Thanks Ted for finally bringing the true History of Chicago to light! Don't go in the Chicago Catacombs...

  • @SomeIndustries

    @SomeIndustries

    2 жыл бұрын

    AIDE-MOI! Je suis entré dans les catacombes de Paris et maintenant je suis dans cet endroit étrange appelé "Chicago"

  • @diegobrowning8129

    @diegobrowning8129

    2 жыл бұрын

    Great to see a fellow Chicagoan talking about the dangers of the catacombs. I went down there one time and ended up at the Arc de Triumph

  • @JamesMarriott
    @JamesMarriott2 жыл бұрын

    I have learnt so much

  • @wwgvgrr

    @wwgvgrr

    2 жыл бұрын

    james marriott

  • @guycalledcookie

    @guycalledcookie

    2 жыл бұрын

    learnig

  • @baconpancakes5353
    @baconpancakes53532 жыл бұрын

    That explains the fear in the Pizza Maker's eyes every time I ask for a slice of Hawaiian. Thank you Ted for enlightening me on the dangers of this timeline 🙏

  • @innocent_felon
    @innocent_felon Жыл бұрын

    this is so well made. I kind of want to watch it high or drunk, gonna have me questioning all i know

  • @exhaustedkitty2699
    @exhaustedkitty26992 жыл бұрын

    17:00 NOOOOO I truly dread the day when the world runs out off its only pepperoni supply Btw Ted this video had awesome editing! You weren't kidding on how much you worked on this and it really shows. Proud of you man!

  • @ev0charizard333
    @ev0charizard3332 жыл бұрын

    This was a huge improvement from the milk history video, the second time around, the history telling was a lot more entertaining and refined what was less good In the milk one, hats off to you!

  • @Romanticoutlaw

    @Romanticoutlaw

    Жыл бұрын

    one could say he refined and processed it

  • @1fluffernutter_
    @1fluffernutter_2 ай бұрын

    i needed this for my paper on pizza, thank you

  • @DocDocGoose15
    @DocDocGoose152 ай бұрын

    I never knew pizza had such a troubled history. Thank you for sharing this with us

  • @justonefruit
    @justonefruit2 жыл бұрын

    ted says everything with such confidence i keep second guessing myself whether or not little cesear was a real person

  • @FruitiestIchigo
    @FruitiestIchigo2 жыл бұрын

    Ted back with another educational, historically accurate video

  • @raynebutterfield4055
    @raynebutterfield40552 ай бұрын

    I had a full on argument with my father about how little Caesars child saying pizza pizza is why it happens int he advertisements just to realize that the video is about the “incorrect history”

  • @itsab1216
    @itsab12162 жыл бұрын

    1:03 my mother had this picture on our wall for YEARS, she recently took it down and it has been collecting dust since but just seeing it in this video made me choke on my water

  • @mr.breadman4181
    @mr.breadman41812 жыл бұрын

    "they beat him so bad he got brain damage and after this event all he could say was pizza pizza" I love this

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