The Incorrect History of Burgers

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Today I teach you all the true history of Burgers that has been hidden from your eyes all of these years.
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  • @TedNivison
    @TedNivison Жыл бұрын

    Have a food or topic you'd want me to cover in my (Incorrect) History lessons? Feel free to let me know here in this google form: t.co/F5noSUZ0Cm

  • @TygerFPS

    @TygerFPS

    Жыл бұрын

    done

  • @Aveeery

    @Aveeery

    Жыл бұрын

    No.

  • @Tobi5158

    @Tobi5158

    Жыл бұрын

    i can gaurentee i submitted the worst one 💀

  • @mayonnaisesandwich9509

    @mayonnaisesandwich9509

    Жыл бұрын

    pasta

  • @_DAC_

    @_DAC_

    Жыл бұрын

    Hotdogs. What other possible follow up could there be. 3rd video on the war that separated the paper folds.

  • @LC-ng7hw
    @LC-ng7hw Жыл бұрын

    Ted is the personification of that “when I purposely spread misinformation over the internet” meme

  • @maveryriley

    @maveryriley

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah this is completely real, especially the bit where they opened a hell portal.

  • @cinderheart2720

    @cinderheart2720

    Жыл бұрын

    "I don't misinform, I just lie."

  • @ultrabigfella

    @ultrabigfella

    Жыл бұрын

    "Love goin' online spreadin' misinformation."

  • @Hamza2_7272

    @Hamza2_7272

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cinderheart2720 as one does

  • @Zipper_cookie

    @Zipper_cookie

    15 күн бұрын

    Is this real or not- I’m confused 😭

  • @sardonicthegremlin
    @sardonicthegremlin Жыл бұрын

    Sometimes I forget Ted literally went to school for film, but that intro just slapped me in the face with raw levels of talent

  • @notsoplant

    @notsoplant

    Жыл бұрын

    LITERALLY

  • @ollo3934

    @ollo3934

    Жыл бұрын

    First: The new intro does indeed slap and i hope we get more of these Second: Based profile pic

  • @sardonicthegremlin

    @sardonicthegremlin

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ollo3934 A Tom Cardy and Ted Nivison fan? I have found a person of taste

  • @urganja

    @urganja

    Жыл бұрын

    Didnt he use the intro from that discovery Eyewitness show and photoshop in burgers? lol still impressive though.

  • @4sealsinacoat697

    @4sealsinacoat697

    Жыл бұрын

    @@urganja yeah its definitely from Eyewitness

  • @3rdgenaddict
    @3rdgenaddict10 ай бұрын

    The pinnacle of "if you say anything with confidence someone will believe you"

  • @roryfedz7553
    @roryfedz7553 Жыл бұрын

    Sorry for fanboying you in that bathroom ted, idk if i was awkward or anything , GUYS HES A REAL PERSON!! He busted my kneecaps right after the interaction.

  • @bigscaleman9006

    @bigscaleman9006

    Жыл бұрын

    Rip the kneecaps, feel better soon bbg 😘

  • @TedNivison

    @TedNivison

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol have a good time with your work experience!

  • @user-di8zo1dn1z

    @user-di8zo1dn1z

    3 ай бұрын

    Lmao move to the left😂​@@TedNivison

  • @AvocadoAnimations
    @AvocadoAnimations Жыл бұрын

    At first, I thought this was incorrect history, but after Ted broke both my kneecaps and L2 vertebrae, I suddenly realized that I was indeed wrong, and I should never question him again. Thanks for educating me Ted ❤

  • @biggiesmall3562

    @biggiesmall3562

    Жыл бұрын

    wow almost as nice as mr beast!

  • @breadman1479

    @breadman1479

    Жыл бұрын

    Wow lucky he killed my entire bloodline

  • @luxintelligentia4632

    @luxintelligentia4632

    Жыл бұрын

    He doesnt like knees that much.

  • @kindlykitten-gh9hd

    @kindlykitten-gh9hd

    Жыл бұрын

    Quarter of the way in I feel like this feels more like drunken history lol

  • @DJSlimeball

    @DJSlimeball

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kindlykitten-gh9hd IT'S REAL, DON'T DISOBEY *(HE WILL BREAK YOU)*

  • @CottonPatchh
    @CottonPatchh Жыл бұрын

    this must have taken actual ages to edit props to ted for creating an absolute masterpiece

  • @TedNivison

    @TedNivison

    Жыл бұрын

    2 full weeks of 10 hour days to be exact I am currently like that old lady from SpongeBob that didn’t like chocolate!!!!

  • @kevincoolguy

    @kevincoolguy

    Жыл бұрын

    bro how did you animate the intro (THE DARK COUNCIL HAS MY FAMILY HOSTAGE. HELP ME, NO, HELP US)

  • @emmathelovewitch

    @emmathelovewitch

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TedNivison congratulations ted 🎉

  • @humanperson572

    @humanperson572

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TedNivison You don’t like chocolate? Wtf?

  • @NotLoc

    @NotLoc

    Жыл бұрын

    @@humanperson572 you haven't seen spongebob

  • @turtneck
    @turtneck Жыл бұрын

    I love that he corrected the Pi rap in this one. No one who's normal probably caught it but I loved his Pi rap so much in the first one that I went to look up the number so I could practice it myself and realized he forgot the 9 (12th number after the .), came here to see if it was the same AND HE CORRECTED IT. GOOD SHIT TED.

  • @bloodlove93

    @bloodlove93

    Жыл бұрын

    im too old to be doing this but...hah nerd

  • @boneman5569

    @boneman5569

    11 ай бұрын

    @@bloodlove93very funny grandpa, now you need to get to bed okay?

  • @imboredhelp3736

    @imboredhelp3736

    11 ай бұрын

    As soon as I started to read this comment the rap startes

  • @kcelej

    @kcelej

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@bloodlove93I'm gonna unplug your life support. I mean, it was designed by nerds, amirite?

  • @darling-yb2db

    @darling-yb2db

    11 ай бұрын

    @@boneman5569😭😭

  • @ut1186
    @ut1186 Жыл бұрын

    as a danish person i am happy that somebody finally talked about the danish viking burgers

  • @magnusdenckerpederse

    @magnusdenckerpederse

    Жыл бұрын

    Especially famous viking Erik Bøfsandwich

  • @DetLeveneBlandselvSlik

    @DetLeveneBlandselvSlik

    11 ай бұрын

    Enelig en dansker der også ser Ted Nivison

  • @Savish018

    @Savish018

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@magnusdenckerpederse😢😢😢😢

  • @helweggaming3137

    @helweggaming3137

    3 ай бұрын

    her er det, det ene sted i kommentarerne hvor vi danskere kan samles

  • @metroiton
    @metroiton Жыл бұрын

    This is the best KZread channel to watch while committing hit and runs on happy families in the park.

  • @toomuchdiponmychips

    @toomuchdiponmychips

    Жыл бұрын

    fr

  • @king._.

    @king._.

    Жыл бұрын

    Truly is a feeling unlike any other

  • @Diraije

    @Diraije

    Жыл бұрын

    Mine too! 🤗🤗🤗

  • @underthebridge2445

    @underthebridge2445

    Жыл бұрын

    Personally its my go too for hit and runs

  • @artsypanda7363

    @artsypanda7363

    Жыл бұрын

    Families of four?

  • @Berd
    @Berd Жыл бұрын

    i agree with this video

  • @llSamStauberll

    @llSamStauberll

    Жыл бұрын

    You show up everywhere Berd 👋😂

  • @Joosher56

    @Joosher56

    Жыл бұрын

    Cheeseberder

  • @OfficiallySnek

    @OfficiallySnek

    Жыл бұрын

    Is it because it's not made with poultry?

  • @Hoppyeditsstuff

    @Hoppyeditsstuff

    Жыл бұрын

    I agree with this comment

  • @raydarable

    @raydarable

    Жыл бұрын

    Berd!

  • @Wax_Man
    @Wax_Man5 ай бұрын

    This feels like a school essay that you write up banking on the hope that they don’t read all of it

  • @Cmcmillen77
    @Cmcmillen77 Жыл бұрын

    This man drove his Toyota across the country to eat at all the rainforests cafes and is now a food historian

  • @GlitchMZ
    @GlitchMZ Жыл бұрын

    This brings me back to when I met Ted a few days back! I was eating a hamburger at my local Rainforest Cafe when Ted walked up to me and started screaming at me in Portuguese! He seemed really angry about something, and when I asked him for a photo he whispered into my ear that "the demons have arrived", and proceeded to punch me in my face, giving me a black eye, before proceeding to run off screaming. Overall a wonderful interaction, and it shows how much Ted truly cares for fans like me. Good on you Ted!

  • @Diraije

    @Diraije

    Жыл бұрын

    Such a wonderful experience! 🤗

  • @king._.

    @king._.

    Жыл бұрын

    Man, I hope I get to meet Ted irl one day. He sounds like a wonderful guy

  • @redmist6630

    @redmist6630

    Жыл бұрын

    I feel humiliated for not knowing more about the history of the borgurs I eat all the time

  • @TheOverturned

    @TheOverturned

    Жыл бұрын

    Lucky bug. All he did when we met was defecate into my new Bruno Marc men's plain toe casual Oxfords before telling me he voted for Vermin Supreme in the 2016 election. Nice chap.

  • @goryfroggy.

    @goryfroggy.

    Жыл бұрын

    Wow what a great man he is

  • @tsarinaballerina4
    @tsarinaballerina4 Жыл бұрын

    okay but all jokes aside can we just appreciate how much research Ted must have actually done for this?? that plus the top-tier editing must have taken him so long

  • @FlareStorms

    @FlareStorms

    Жыл бұрын

    right? it's a shame the dark council pressured ted into calling it all "a lie" in the thumbnail

  • @megangoodhart

    @megangoodhart

    Жыл бұрын

    also like, did he commission van gogh styled hamburger art?

  • @RainbowDemon

    @RainbowDemon

    Жыл бұрын

    @@megangoodhart probably ai😅

  • @geraldineyorarou2221

    @geraldineyorarou2221

    Жыл бұрын

    Dude are you serious? Shits shit on a 720p camera and looks like an early 2000s Saturday morning cartoon intro

  • @theboogeyman2590

    @theboogeyman2590

    3 ай бұрын

    @@megangoodhartidk this is real or if he still does this or if he has ai do it now, but i remember a comment on one of his older MØH videos that said he just went on twitter and asked people to draw some whacky food shit without context and did it

  • @gavinzhu7146
    @gavinzhu7146 Жыл бұрын

    The fact that only Ted remembers the Hamburgling incident while no one else does implies that he is, in fact, the Hamburglar

  • @christianeldon
    @christianeldon Жыл бұрын

    huge respect for ted for putting his safety on the line and exposing the dark council. stay safe!

  • @r3beatz635
    @r3beatz635 Жыл бұрын

    This series is just historical gaslighting and im all here for it

  • @shuruff904

    @shuruff904

    Жыл бұрын

    Great description of a meme...I love it. Art, truly. Time to cut my ear off. ✂️

  • @soap4914

    @soap4914

    Жыл бұрын

    forgot about it at 3 min in and had to double check the title

  • @Smex

    @Smex

    Жыл бұрын

    what?

  • @postmailer9223

    @postmailer9223

    Жыл бұрын

    what do you mean, i am a professional historian as well and i can admit this is all true. the history of burgers is fascinating, you just don't know

  • @brrandonxx
    @brrandonxx Жыл бұрын

    ok but the back to back references of fast food burger chains and then tying all of that into the OJ trial was some of the best comedy writing i’ve witnessed in a while

  • @wormiewormss

    @wormiewormss

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly what I was thinking when I got to that part.

  • @big_sea

    @big_sea

    Жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @daddalonglegz0
    @daddalonglegz011 ай бұрын

    Ted has surely maxed out his charisma stat. Well done Ted. I just found you from Eddy Burbank’s channel and I will now watch the whole catalogue

  • @HereSheComez
    @HereSheComez Жыл бұрын

    Basically every photo used in this video would be perfect decor for any Red Robin.

  • @guts2112

    @guts2112

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @austinshook7289
    @austinshook7289 Жыл бұрын

    I can't believe Ted went all the way to Ireland just to teach us the history of burgers. The dedication and lengths he'll go for us is immesurable.

  • @ThatSmashGuy

    @ThatSmashGuy

    Жыл бұрын

    I live in ireland and I still wouldn't be bothered to do that

  • @Imjustahotbitch

    @Imjustahotbitch

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s very true, but I’m not sure I can believe on his stories due to how crazy these people are

  • @AngryNegativeHistoryProject

    @AngryNegativeHistoryProject

    Жыл бұрын

    If you got the money, you can do what you want. The rest of us only dream

  • @shovelmp4971

    @shovelmp4971

    Жыл бұрын

    I think that pales in comparison to the documents he stole from the pentagon

  • @AngryNegativeHistoryProject

    @AngryNegativeHistoryProject

    Жыл бұрын

    @Opterongeek those types of jobs should be left for college kids looking to make extra money. Those aren't career jobs.

  • @Bean0cean
    @Bean0cean Жыл бұрын

    Can we just appreciate how Ted found images of the real cheese burger paintings of Van Gogh, even after they were burnt? This guy is a total genius.

  • @yesnt5478

    @yesnt5478

    Жыл бұрын

    Three words. Time. Machine.

  • @rosiburroughs5183

    @rosiburroughs5183

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@yesnt5478 b-but that's two

  • @yesmynameistuesday

    @yesmynameistuesday

    Жыл бұрын

    @@yesnt5478 3 syllables not words lol

  • @constantstateofLIMBO

    @constantstateofLIMBO

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@yesmynameistuesday He meant what he meant. We cannot question his intellectual capabilities.

  • @maveryriley

    @maveryriley

    Жыл бұрын

    He went back in time, recovered them before they were burnt, just so he could show us the real history of hamburgers.

  • @haydenwheeler2505
    @haydenwheeler250510 ай бұрын

    Ive scrolled past this video several times and thought to myself "why would i waste my time watching something that i know is incorrect?". Finally clicked on it amd im so glad that i did. The fact that Ted had the genius to come up with some of these theories is spectacular.

  • @EliseBrayA
    @EliseBrayA Жыл бұрын

    Ted just wanted an excuse to give us a beautifully shot and edited video while still being ridiculous. Bravo, this video is perfection

  • @koidotjpeg9944
    @koidotjpeg9944 Жыл бұрын

    17:00 the fact that he referenced the time he accidentally took an absurd amount of edibles because he didn't know the nerd rope was an edible killed me

  • @gomry4743

    @gomry4743

    Жыл бұрын

    @OBLIVION snacks filled with weed, rather than smoking a joint you just eat a snack filled to the brim with za

  • @Higglebert

    @Higglebert

    Жыл бұрын

    @@oblivion197 and to add to this you're only meant to eat a small amount at a time. eating a whole on is not fun

  • @harryjsj7206

    @harryjsj7206

    Жыл бұрын

    @OBLIVION there are edible versions you can buy

  • @Baritonez

    @Baritonez

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah I died when I saw that, got the reference

  • @Miscrete

    @Miscrete

    Жыл бұрын

    @@oblivion197 why are you saying no thanks 💀💀 he answered your question

  • @e.j.blaker5753
    @e.j.blaker5753 Жыл бұрын

    Ted is so unbelievably consistent. Nothing but great stuff coming from him lately

  • @LoserCatStudios
    @LoserCatStudios Жыл бұрын

    I love how these always start making some amount of sense and slowly descends into madness.

  • @amateurmallard
    @amateurmallard Жыл бұрын

    There are many things I enjoy about Ted Nivison, so when I got to meet him in person, I was thrilled! I was actually in Ireland to visit my family, and saw him walking down a pathway above a rocky cliff, muttering to the seagulls as he went. I said hi, and asked for a photo, and he lifted me up over his head and threw me onto the sharp rocks below. It was awesome meeting you! Thanks, Ted!

  • @qui-gonjin6561

    @qui-gonjin6561

    Жыл бұрын

    Wow! What a nice guy!

  • @NCSGaming15

    @NCSGaming15

    Жыл бұрын

    He was trying to throw you towards the nearest rainforest café

  • @solecproductions

    @solecproductions

    Жыл бұрын

    wow! i would want brain damage too!

  • @no1survives
    @no1survives Жыл бұрын

    as an artist and art history lover myself I can confirm Van Gogh's love for cheese burgers because as we all know he cut off his ear in a crazed attempt to create his own ground beef because his cheese burger addiction made him so poor he couldn't afford more burgers. Truly an inspiring and sad story, honestly.

  • @mephistoo0o513

    @mephistoo0o513

    Жыл бұрын

    Is that ai art on your pfp?

  • @em4six348

    @em4six348

    Жыл бұрын

    the lack of sentence terminations and punctuations gave me a stroke reading this.

  • @kapsaysin

    @kapsaysin

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@em4six348 Damn, you must have poor reading comprehension then.

  • @matthewparrish3033
    @matthewparrish3033 Жыл бұрын

    I'm glad someone finally took the time to accurately explain the Assassin's Creed Lore. Thank you!

  • @lazerpacman482
    @lazerpacman482 Жыл бұрын

    I showed this to my brother and he started doubting it by van Gough so he searched van Gough burger paintings. AND THERE IS A FRICKING WIKAPEDEA PAGE

  • @fudgemem8
    @fudgemem8 Жыл бұрын

    I like how these episodes contain miniature, bastardised nuggets of actual history in them.

  • @annoyingjager8863

    @annoyingjager8863

    Жыл бұрын

    I loved the Oj segment

  • @genericidiot2500

    @genericidiot2500

    Жыл бұрын

    and the nerds rope

  • @kyge4040

    @kyge4040

    Жыл бұрын

    or, you could say, burgers of actual history...

  • @Twimare0

    @Twimare0

    Жыл бұрын

    To tell a good lie, one must incorporate bits of truth.

  • @halliefritsch
    @halliefritsch Жыл бұрын

    i want an episode of puppet history with ted as a guest where he just absolutely gaslights the professor into thinking he knows nothing about history

  • @big_sea

    @big_sea

    Жыл бұрын

    yes

  • @offthesidelines

    @offthesidelines

    Жыл бұрын

    Idk I feel like Ted and the professor would just team up and mess with Ryan.

  • @magiep6

    @magiep6

    Жыл бұрын

    Love this

  • @paztel_posim9249

    @paztel_posim9249

    Жыл бұрын

    @@offthesidelines they would, but like imagine them both gaslighting ryan. the professor telling his story and making ryan think it's real and then ted turns around and starts gaslighting them both. perfection

  • @leavingthezone876

    @leavingthezone876

    Жыл бұрын

    Yesss 100%

  • @thataintfalc0
    @thataintfalc0 Жыл бұрын

    Whenever I'm feeling down or have had a bad day, I'll just put on one of Teds videos and will instantly feel better. He's just such a funny dude and seems like the kinda guy you could chill with, eat a pizza and drink a beer. It's just a shame what he did all those children

  • @aidanodonoghue226
    @aidanodonoghue226 Жыл бұрын

    I remember when I met ted one time, I was minding my own business when I spotted him across the street he recognised that I knew him then sprinted towards me and started bludgeoning my skull with a club that he pulled out of his pocket. One of the best experiences I’ve had

  • @FailGamer224
    @FailGamer224 Жыл бұрын

    I love how you can absolutely make anything sound convincing even though its all so wrong lmao

  • @con_the_artist6823

    @con_the_artist6823

    Жыл бұрын

    What do you mean? All I see in this video are cold hard facts and evidence

  • @jacobouellet5251

    @jacobouellet5251

    Жыл бұрын

    Took me a whole 3 minutes to realize

  • @stewdotart

    @stewdotart

    Жыл бұрын

    What do you mean?!

  • @bellaconcetta8686

    @bellaconcetta8686

    Жыл бұрын

    Must be part of the dark counsel.

  • @Korasuma666

    @Korasuma666

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jacobouellet5251 same xD

  • @doodlebug_doodles
    @doodlebug_doodles Жыл бұрын

    It is scary how accurate all of this is aside from the cheeseburgers. Like the whole section on Van Gogh uses terms and facts that I learned about in 20th century art at an art college. How does he know these things?? How is he able to so easily add cheeseburgers to actual history 😭

  • @TedNivison

    @TedNivison

    Жыл бұрын

    I do research into the topics generally, also I took an art history class in college so I kinda have a vibe on how they generally speak about art in the context of art history

  • @justanapewithinternetacces9803

    @justanapewithinternetacces9803

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@TedNivison why dont you just admit you have a time machine ted. we all know youre hiding it

  • @nade7242

    @nade7242

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@justanapewithinternetacces9803 i think the time police got him

  • @doodlebug_doodles

    @doodlebug_doodles

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TedNivison oh awesome! The effort put in definitely shows in the content that comes out, can't wait for the next one to come out!

  • @SeizuristicWoolfe
    @SeizuristicWoolfe Жыл бұрын

    When he said the worlds most beloved artists in the 1940's, i just knew he was building up to the not so famous anymore case of the hamburgular. I originally learnt about this case when i travelled to america in 2015 and met ted in an alley behind arby's. I asked him what he was doing before he brutally plunged his fist into my stomach and removed one of my lungs while teaching me about the mysterious case. What a classic ted moment, of course he would know that the best way to remember something, (and when its something as important as this case was, which needed to be relearnt by us regular citizens), is through association with a unforgettable event. Brilliant.

  • @ashtoncullinan5586
    @ashtoncullinan5586 Жыл бұрын

    I love how personal he got when describing the hell portal Halloween candy.

  • @KingPenndragon
    @KingPenndragon Жыл бұрын

    Can't believe that so many of van gogh's early cheeseburger paintings were destroyed but Ted somehow managed to retrieve so many, the dedication on this guy 😍

  • @mbot1556

    @mbot1556

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm just impressed that they were burned two years before they were painted, the dark council is really thorough

  • @nidon

    @nidon

    Жыл бұрын

    I know right he’s amazing, almost makes me forget about the “crash” 🥰

  • @e.d.5766
    @e.d.5766 Жыл бұрын

    I absolutely adore this series. I will never grow tired of diving into the real history (and mystery) of the foods that the "government" doesn't want us to know the truth about.

  • @redmist6630

    @redmist6630

    Жыл бұрын

    alternates and the deadly nerds rope lol

  • @Brass319

    @Brass319

    Жыл бұрын

    ok so I only recently subscribed and this is my first episode, so I need to know, is it all joking?? or were there actually cave paintings of cheeseburgers

  • @mayhem217

    @mayhem217

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Brass319 yes smh the dark counsel has you under their spell, sad to see someone who doesnt know about the great burger cave filled with paintings of cheeseburgers

  • @Brass319

    @Brass319

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mayhem217 ok so jokes I hadn't watched that much, my mistake was that I assumed the "incorrect history" part referred to what was already common knowledge and not the contents of the video itself. I could tell it was fake after he mentioned a hell portal opening up, but then described creatures more likely to be found elsewhere

  • @mattk750
    @mattk750 Жыл бұрын

    12:14 NOT THE WHITE FORD BRONCO!! 💀💀💀

  • @catobliteration8447
    @catobliteration8447 Жыл бұрын

    As a Dane i can confirm our incredible bloodlust after consuming a bear burger

  • @NovahShark
    @NovahShark Жыл бұрын

    I want this on a streaming service, but then you realize that this level of quality and creativity can only come from freedom of expression and no time constraints. This is truly incredible work

  • @CubicP1sa
    @CubicP1sa Жыл бұрын

    I love how this starts really strong and then gets more deranged as it proceeds, this is incredible

  • @LolWutMikehSM

    @LolWutMikehSM

    Жыл бұрын

    I was questioning reality in the first 2 minutes until i saw the cheeseburger cave painting

  • @AlmxHere4
    @AlmxHere49 ай бұрын

    Ted makes these videos so eye catching and interesting to the point i forget hes lying, and genually start questioning myself 🥲

  • @Samantha_Lynn
    @Samantha_Lynn2 ай бұрын

    "This was pretty sick because..." spoken like a true professional expert

  • @emaliekamin2376
    @emaliekamin2376 Жыл бұрын

    I love how you can see Ted start to break laughing after he says "Nerd ropes with marijuana, and weed."

  • @joe.1008
    @joe.1008 Жыл бұрын

    AI art being able to roughly create anything Ted can think of is so dangerous

  • @kouace9746

    @kouace9746

    Жыл бұрын

    fr

  • @bloodlove93

    @bloodlove93

    Жыл бұрын

    "good job team"

  • @alexsiemers7898

    @alexsiemers7898

    11 ай бұрын

    And yet it’s probably the most reasonable use of AI images I know of by a long shot

  • @zackswitch9656

    @zackswitch9656

    6 ай бұрын

    @@alexsiemers7898reasonable but shit

  • @Purriah

    @Purriah

    5 ай бұрын

    Wdym? This isn’t all real or what?

  • Ай бұрын

    At least Burger King can rest easy knowing that the guy who killed their beloved king is dead

  • @lily.b.trone.
    @lily.b.trone. Жыл бұрын

    This is definitely one of the most impressive videos I have ever seen. The information mixed with the editing and omg just everything !

  • @CleverDroid1
    @CleverDroid1 Жыл бұрын

    That pi bit was weirdly mesmerizing. Like.. I can’t say I’d skip an hour long video of Ted just barreling through some of the numbers of pi.

  • @theishiopian68
    @theishiopian68 Жыл бұрын

    The callback to Little Caesar, the Mandela Reference, the exhaustive list of demons, the dark council, everything about this video is just perfection.

  • @BuggyStudios

    @BuggyStudios

    Жыл бұрын

    And the nerd rope with drugs

  • @itscinfull240

    @itscinfull240

    Жыл бұрын

    He dont miss

  • @noragilman2643
    @noragilman2643 Жыл бұрын

    Me and my friends have decided we are going to do small scale DnD campaigns based off the lore depicted both here and the incorrect history of pizza! I'll update you if we have any questions about specific details that might need more clarification, as you are our world builder. Thanks for the years of fun Ted and Crew(?)(!!).

  • @liamryan6177
    @liamryan6177 Жыл бұрын

    This is my first ted video and im majorly impressed

  • @natashaunfiltered
    @natashaunfiltered Жыл бұрын

    It's about time that everyone remembered the Hamburgerlar trial. It really was an important step in the burger history.

  • @shuruff904

    @shuruff904

    Жыл бұрын

    If the gloves don't fit....

  • @TylerNovakYT
    @TylerNovakYT Жыл бұрын

    11:51 to 12:09 was an absolute masterpiece of comedy, and I'm so glad you used the OJ Simpson trial to teach us all about the true history of the cheeseburger that has been hidden from us for so long.

  • @CalebRandallDeadpool

    @CalebRandallDeadpool

    Жыл бұрын

    How dare you compare small time OJ Simpson with the Hamburglar

  • @niteA9

    @niteA9

    Жыл бұрын

    Once I got to the OJ part I looked for a comment about it just to like it

  • @thefarmercox6862
    @thefarmercox6862 Жыл бұрын

    I just love how convincing Ted makes these videos :)

  • @MaximumBlaxen
    @MaximumBlaxen Жыл бұрын

    I am always blown away by your work! Truly keep telling stories because they are so jarring and hilarious to watch! I love them and thank you for not only inspiring me, but bringing me so much joy! ~ Blaxen

  • @arfalowarfalow2147
    @arfalowarfalow2147 Жыл бұрын

    i feel like this series is only gonna get better and better, and i can’t wait to see how far this goes

  • @makythecapy

    @makythecapy

    Жыл бұрын

    best ted series fr!!

  • @jejjohnson

    @jejjohnson

    Жыл бұрын

    @@makythecapy best series in general

  • @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal

    @UmCaraNormalnumPlanetanormal

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@jejjohnson fax

  • @mistalozna
    @mistalozna Жыл бұрын

    That intro with the fly-through in the museum just sent me back to first grade. Whenever you saw that shit, you knew you were gonna learn about something new and totally rad

  • @samzpendle8891
    @samzpendle8891 Жыл бұрын

    This video is of utter high quality content. Please keep making more!

  • @curiousgeorge6422
    @curiousgeorge6422 Жыл бұрын

    This is probably the greatest youtube video I've ever watched holy shit the editing, the script, the interesting topic, the comedy, the NUMEROUS images of cheeseburgers, it's everything one could want from a youtube video.

  • @pypeapple
    @pypeapple Жыл бұрын

    Ted, I cannot thank you enough for fixing the pi rap to say 358979 instead of 35879 like it did in the last video. You’ve made my day

  • @kazoobeast

    @kazoobeast

    Жыл бұрын

    Went to the comments looking for this right after I heard it in the video

  • @thatsgib6015
    @thatsgib6015 Жыл бұрын

    17:08 I love that Ted can't say this line without laughing, and that theres a reason why the editor picked nerds rope lol

  • @whosaidthisandthat

    @whosaidthisandthat

    Жыл бұрын

    THE EDIBLE ACCIDENT....

  • @raedchehayeb2468

    @raedchehayeb2468

    Жыл бұрын

    No, I think you misunderstood the reference he once ate a 400mg weed edible by accident he made a video about it

  • @thatsgib6015

    @thatsgib6015

    Жыл бұрын

    @@raedchehayeb2468 yes, i got the reference. If i didnt get the reference i wouldnt have made the comment lol

  • @tomboy2980

    @tomboy2980

    11 ай бұрын

    The thing that takes the joke from a 9 to a 10 is that it's both a reference and the fact he says "marijuana AND WEED" and he knows that's such a stupid punchline he can't even say it without laughing. im going to be saying "that's filled with marijuana. AND weed" forever now

  • @BigNoseDolphin
    @BigNoseDolphin Жыл бұрын

    Wow, this was really informative! I'm pretty uneducated about food so I didn't know a lot of this. I never knew the history of something as simple as burgers could be so complicated and interesting. Great work Ted, keep it up.

  • @sinstah.1
    @sinstah.1 Жыл бұрын

    that camera zoom at 0:37 is so tight

  • @theredshyguy311
    @theredshyguy311 Жыл бұрын

    Can we appreciate the fact that even though the dark council constantly looms over teds shoulder he’s still doing the groundbrakingly dangerous research?

  • @PragMagik
    @PragMagik Жыл бұрын

    Ted using actual footage of him in Ireland just makes this even more credible.

  • @Sktrooper2008
    @Sktrooper20082 ай бұрын

    17:09 HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THE NERDS ROPE STORY, I NEED TO REWATCH THAT VIDEO AFTER THIS

  • @funkysucks
    @funkysucks Жыл бұрын

    Bro, I just started watching this video and I did not expect the best intro and the best editing

  • @Cats.and.sadness
    @Cats.and.sadness Жыл бұрын

    I love to imagine Ted commissioning artists like "can you draw a viking with a burger please?"

  • @Feuer_Meister

    @Feuer_Meister

    Жыл бұрын

    Was it commissioned? Since there were no artist credits I just assumed it was all AI generated

  • @Cats.and.sadness

    @Cats.and.sadness

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Feuer_Meister oh :( I didnt think about AI :/ that's frustrating

  • @TyrellGames

    @TyrellGames

    Жыл бұрын

    @sammy_miyata oh noooo he didn't have to pay artists for a one second gag in his video... why does it matter?

  • @theblondginger7515

    @theblondginger7515

    Жыл бұрын

    @sammy_miyata well i mean do you expect him to commission artists to make dozens of paintings that don't show up for more than 10 seconds total in the background of his video? if he was showcasing and explaining the paintings and images for a long amount of time then sure but it doesnt really matter if it's not the prevalent topic of the video

  • @conkshellthegeek7
    @conkshellthegeek7 Жыл бұрын

    I really appreciate the effort you went into creating that HD remake of the Eyewitness intro. I remember watching those videos in school and that took me right back. Well done!

  • @MissCutechan

    @MissCutechan

    Жыл бұрын

    Yesss. I’ve been looking for this comment specifically.

  • @ari8876

    @ari8876

    Жыл бұрын

    Took way too long to find this comment...are we old now?

  • @TheTayloredMason

    @TheTayloredMason

    Жыл бұрын

    The amount of time we spent trying to find the right google search terms to find out what this was from. And then we remembered all information is stored in KZread comments. So thank you for being the repository we needed.

  • @conkshellthegeek7

    @conkshellthegeek7

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ari8876 unfortunately, yes.

  • @jefferytherat
    @jefferytherat Жыл бұрын

    12:25 he should have said "custardy"

  • @LexifromZargon
    @LexifromZargon Жыл бұрын

    God damn the editing and production is top notch really enjoyed the flow of the video

  • @DiamondDF
    @DiamondDF Жыл бұрын

    The satire of this video fits youtube shorts so well that he could literally clip any part of it and it would do unbelievably well

  • @laynedoe3455

    @laynedoe3455

    Жыл бұрын

    Why the hell would he do shorts when he has a successful KZread channel and a longer video that’s doing amazing on its own? Lol. Sometimes creators aren’t in it to play the system and get tons of views (but yes it’s also a reality that views matter but that’s not what I’m referring to) the shorts on KZread are super damn stupid, and shouldn’t do anything but advertise your content or a new video. Anyways, I feel strongly about how shockingly stupid YT shorts are, when tick tock and other media exists. But yeah totally, any clip from this out of context will still be hilarious lol.

  • @Snomified

    @Snomified

    Жыл бұрын

    @@laynedoe3455 ok einstein

  • @syrialak101

    @syrialak101

    Жыл бұрын

    Who said it was satire?

  • @crimson7

    @crimson7

    Жыл бұрын

    @@laynedoe3455 tiktok and other media is the exact reason why youtube shorts exist, competition

  • @sever4554

    @sever4554

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't understand why you're calling this satire, these are facts.

  • @JazzRabbit.
    @JazzRabbit. Жыл бұрын

    What I learned from this video is that there are lore connections between The Accidental 400mg Edible, My Quest for the Worst Secret Menu Item, and The Mandela Catalog. Truly a bombshell for the Ted Nivison expanded universe.

  • @AgonusLastname
    @AgonusLastname Жыл бұрын

    I’ve been waiting for another one. Thank you Ted.

  • @cyath3a
    @cyath3a Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for the amount of effort you put into your videos Ted

  • @Latiosbuddies
    @Latiosbuddies Жыл бұрын

    Finally, a hamburger history channel I can get behind!

  • @goryfroggy.

    @goryfroggy.

    Жыл бұрын

    Fr fr

  • @originalname8541

    @originalname8541

    Жыл бұрын

    So much better than those other hamburger history channels

  • @scragg621
    @scragg621 Жыл бұрын

    This series is so well written and edited and planned out, it’s truly something too good for youtube

  • @ZeroQualityYT
    @ZeroQualityYT Жыл бұрын

    An absolute banger of a video, love how cinematic it is

  • @travhuya5007
    @travhuya500711 ай бұрын

    “Like a furry to into charter” had me dying 😂

  • @cliffhamilton2857
    @cliffhamilton2857 Жыл бұрын

    Ted truly is one of the personifications of perfectly crafted crafts. I had the pleasure of meeting him once while I was out for dinner with my family. He just naturally lit up the environment, so it was hard to not notice him sitting a few tables over. He took a photo with me and my parents and made everyone crack a smile before he murdered my parents and dined on thier organ meats in front of the whole restaurant. Everyone was in such awe they were too shocked to even move, so then I became batman. But yeah, classic Ted man...just classic.

  • @ipektavan5547

    @ipektavan5547

    Жыл бұрын

    the first part seemed unrealistic but the second part does sounds like ted ❤

  • @miles6186

    @miles6186

    Жыл бұрын

    this is batshit hilarious

  • @slappels1266
    @slappels1266 Жыл бұрын

    I think this is how AI 'art' should be utilised, not as a standalone work, but intepreted and compiled and used as a tool to tell an interesting story

  • @pppaspaodwuiowefheuifgeuifg9fg

    @pppaspaodwuiowefheuifgeuifg9fg

    Жыл бұрын

    no AI art was 'used', eejit

  • @thanosanityeffect2240

    @thanosanityeffect2240

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pppaspaodwuiowefheuifgeuifg9fg oh yeah? Did you edit the video ? Do you know where all the images in the video came from?

  • @pppaspaodwuiowefheuifgeuifg9fg

    @pppaspaodwuiowefheuifgeuifg9fg

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thanosanityeffect2240 yeah. it is known.

  • @Eju-qq2mw

    @Eju-qq2mw

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pppaspaodwuiowefheuifgeuifg9fgstill no excuse for calling someone an eejit

  • @pppaspaodwuiowefheuifgeuifg9fg

    @pppaspaodwuiowefheuifgeuifg9fg

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Eju-qq2mw ok eju

  • @011mph
    @011mph2 ай бұрын

    1:00 i appreciate the eyewitness news intro 😭

  • @hotwheels9754
    @hotwheels9754 Жыл бұрын

    17:07 I LOVE THAT YOU REFERENCED THIS 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tisibutasimplechocopancook7923
    @tisibutasimplechocopancook7923 Жыл бұрын

    the editing on these videos are so cool :O it's like this perfect blend of "funny youtube video" and "actual documentary". the into alone was incredible! and all the fake photos-- the cave paintings, the portraits, etc, all looked so real. amazing video :D

  • @gibbs1716

    @gibbs1716

    Жыл бұрын

    fake? dawg he literally cites his sources smh

  • @TedNivison

    @TedNivison

    Жыл бұрын

    Glad you like them!

  • @theghostfacekza4549
    @theghostfacekza4549 Жыл бұрын

    I feel like the passion Ted puts into what he creates is what is really missing from a lot of modern media these days. This video was entertaining from the first moment to the last second, really a quality work

  • @-.Quack.-
    @-.Quack.- Жыл бұрын

    I have fallen in love for the start and ending of this movie, they are both just beautiful.

  • @DanielCataloni
    @DanielCataloni Жыл бұрын

    I can’t believe Ted threw us with the nostalgia in that intro. If none of you caught that, he literally copied, almost verbatim, the intro to every DK Eyewitness videotape. This man is the legend and shall be protected at all cost.

  • @meatslinger4449
    @meatslinger4449 Жыл бұрын

    Teds transition to being KZread’s utmost culinary scholar is glorious

  • @1art4u
    @1art4u Жыл бұрын

    This is my favorite series and I love showing it to people who genuinely believe it and then become steadily more confused as the video continues

  • @comediccomrade5716
    @comediccomrade5716 Жыл бұрын

    “That’s right ladies and gentlemen, cheeseburgers beat the nazis” is the best thing I’ve heard all week

  • @nickkoabel
    @nickkoabel3 ай бұрын

    I'm glad someone is finally talking about how absurdly easy these hell portals are to open. I grew up always worried about quicksand, but if I would've known what to really look out for, I wouldn't have wasted any time on them.

  • @helllohello7331
    @helllohello7331 Жыл бұрын

    THE EDITING AND TALENT ON THIS IS ACTUALLY INSANE TED

  • @bobblylou
    @bobblylou Жыл бұрын

    Can I cite this on my AP World History exam?

  • @f3rrgam3s36

    @f3rrgam3s36

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes absolutely

  • @FunkyM3atl0af

    @FunkyM3atl0af

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s a stupid question. Of course you can. Why would Ted lie to us?

  • @jackdavies8127
    @jackdavies8127 Жыл бұрын

    This video is actually so good, deserves more attention

  • @Nico-jj3dz
    @Nico-jj3dz Жыл бұрын

    these history videos hurt my head so bad… but i still force myself to watch them. (and buy the merch)

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