This is the greatest group of people to be put together. This is like the Avengers.

@goschsenpai943

2 жыл бұрын

if there's ever gonna be a sequel to that they HAVE to get charlie (slimecicle) and Moistcritical on there too... imagine the immense power of surpreme content creation that these people have together

@geekgirl616

2 жыл бұрын

“There was an idea... The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more...”

@crying__cryptid

2 жыл бұрын

i agree

@bunLuna

2 жыл бұрын

what are they avenging

@jjazonblue6602

2 жыл бұрын

This comment right here officer. Give him an award

William: So I have this whale that eats plastic MeatCanyon: *I MADE THE TURTLE LOOK LIKE A BABY*

@christopherminutolo9384

2 жыл бұрын

Somehow MeatCanyon's drawing is NOT the fucked up one?

@asiangarlic409

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone gonna notice that jaiden cursed

@thegamebusters5413

2 жыл бұрын

Jaiden: Rollerblade Seagull That's all you have to say

@Mate_Antal_Zoltan

2 жыл бұрын

@@asiangarlic409 we noticed, we just don't care

@kyanite7843

2 жыл бұрын

@@asiangarlic409 holy shit, im heartbroken 😐

“Remove wings (too much freedom)” Had me rolling with laughter

@lisastylegirl9510

2 жыл бұрын

Tatakae

@shararoseworth9441

2 жыл бұрын

As well as the seagull, maybe not laughter but they most certainly will be rolling!

@OliveVeyah

2 жыл бұрын

@@lisastylegirl9510 Eren Freedom

@ausiwolf

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, rolling just like those bois stealing your chips.

@stevethan1107

2 жыл бұрын

Tatakae

MeatCanyon made the turtle into an absolute absurd monster, “Schlatt” just tortured and abused a whale, Swagger turned a stingray into a hype beast, Ted tore off the octopus’s entire brand by taking away it’s main feature, Jaiden turned a bird into an electric scooter, and I’m not even sure what the fuck William did.

@ghostofanant

2 жыл бұрын

The whale is pregnant with trash and shit and then it explodes and we all die. Boom summary

@briandust193

Жыл бұрын

Schlatt is in quotes because that's the name he uses as a cover-up for what happened in 1999.

@creditsunknown7974

Жыл бұрын

William played god.

I love how "Schlatt" was concerned about the Bladegull having to eat to charge itself or it will die as if that isn't how eating works.

@kittykate690

Жыл бұрын

“Schlatt” always thinking ahead that business man

The dynamic of MeatCanyon and "Schlatt" is one of the most entertaining things I have watched

@scelius4810

2 жыл бұрын

"Schlatt"

@pinzandneedlez5500

2 жыл бұрын

“Schlatt” bros existence is being questioned

@PhoenixTwoFiftySix

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, "Schlatt" is great with MC

@808sandinsulin9

2 жыл бұрын

“ Schlatt “

@JAE512

2 жыл бұрын

i'd like to see a chuckle sandwich episode with him on

As a marine biology major this video physically hurts me, 10/10

@galestral

2 жыл бұрын

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

@Peterdudedebaz

2 жыл бұрын

I’m tempted to share this with my marine biologist professor… but I don’t think it’d go over well

@brendan7030ify

2 жыл бұрын

@@galestral there are, the pay is certainly not one of them

@averageofficechair

2 жыл бұрын

@@Peterdudedebaz *DO IT*

@MustacheKat16

2 жыл бұрын

As a marine biology i believe we should be studying this in lectures

I love how you have swagger and jshlatt right, cause people will think like “oh, jshlatt is morally worse” or the reverse about swagger. But then you just hear meat canon say “push your finger though their soft temple”

5:27 I love all the different answers being given simultaneously "Hundreds of years" "Not very long" "With PLASTIC in their systems?"

The irony of MeatCanyon calling Schlatt's presentation haunting.

@lobbstur

2 жыл бұрын

whos Schlatt? ive only heard of "Schlatt", dunno what you're on

@dumbpossum8461

2 жыл бұрын

I believe you mean “schlatt” I’m not mad, it’s an easy mistake to make.

@camhulett1609

2 жыл бұрын

schlatt?????

@cheapcheese.

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry I think you commented on the wrong video. I don't recall anyone being called schlatt

@lucas6670

2 жыл бұрын

you mean “schlatt”

Thanks for having me Ted! :)

@razzledazzle8593

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for having me Ted! :)

@bludclart

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for Tedding me have! :)

@soggy.crackers5450

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks having Ted for me! :)

@Shootyshoot-ls3xj

2 жыл бұрын

Ted having me thanks for :)

@razzledazzle8593

2 жыл бұрын

What have I done.

It is really great to see Ted producing still even better content and it really shows over the past year and a bit of already banger videos being honed into even better content. Kudos to you for your dedication. As a side note if you go to the channel's videos page and keep scrolling the videos endlessly repeat past the colorado river trip and loop indefinitely hahaha wtf

You know it's bad when Meat Canyon calls it haunting 😆

I cannot imagine what kind of chaos Ted is bringing upon us.

@LessTh3nThree

2 жыл бұрын

Chay ose*

@thebestdanjan

2 жыл бұрын

@@LessTh3nThree chaeose

@snoom3350

2 жыл бұрын

@@thebestdanjan what the fuck is this translation

@sandmountainsam9287

2 жыл бұрын

@@thebestdanjan chæs

@afern2172

2 жыл бұрын

@@snoom3350 thank you, youtube 🗿

Being called a germ by Ted is so gender affirming

@apersonontheinternet6018

11 ай бұрын

The two genders: 1. Female 2. Toxin

@tinalanham53

11 ай бұрын

That's valid, happy pride

@AdminAbuse

4 ай бұрын

What

@chia8049

4 ай бұрын

@@AdminAbuse huh?

The fact that MEATCANYON OF ALL PEOPLE called Schlatt's thing "haunting" genuinely makes me terrified of Schlatt.

You know it's a good, dense video when the guests range from Swagger to Jayden and it's only 15 minutes.

@TedNivison

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I did my best to make it as well cut together as possible. I think it turned out quite well :)

@isky6541

2 жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison It did, had me lmao-ing at various intervals of the video where the guests interacted and talked

@juliannolastname2442

2 жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison Ted, if you can get this all down to 15 minutes, can you edit my essay so that it goes from 3100 words to the suggested 2000?

@icytvgames8426

2 жыл бұрын

@@juliannolastname2442 you got ghosted

@valve_is_better294

2 жыл бұрын

Fr dude

I didn't realize "Jschlatt" and MeatCanyon would be an entertaining interaction but now I need more

@eliasmsv3156

2 жыл бұрын

It was indeed "funny"

@Sticky6Ft

2 жыл бұрын

"funny"

@alexgrubb1057

2 жыл бұрын

Makes sense honestly.

@MikeyDL69

2 жыл бұрын

This bring the joy.

@dumbpossum8461

2 жыл бұрын

I agree wholeheartedly

"this is worse than what I did, you forced it to eat or it dies, slowly losing its power" Congrats Schlatt you just described being alive.

11:40 the quick cut to ted absolutely dying over the interaction between meat canyon and schlatt had me rolling

Meat Canyon is truly a specimen far beyond any of our understanding.

@dumbpossum8461

2 жыл бұрын

I believe you can say the same about “schlatt” as well

@gonkdroidgaming6984

2 жыл бұрын

-Schlatt-

@bruhmoment8699

2 жыл бұрын

@@gonkdroidgaming6984 ttalhcS

i love how "schlatt" just...didn't change the animal at all he just put it in a fucking cage

@camhulett1609

2 жыл бұрын

what the hell is a schlatt? are you trying to say “schlatt”??

@DylanofScreenTime

2 жыл бұрын

@@camhulett1609 right right-sorry lemme edit that

@camhulett1609

2 жыл бұрын

@@DylanofScreenTime good job

@jeeristueo3539

2 жыл бұрын

Work smarter not harder

@arsena5209

2 жыл бұрын

why "Schlatt" and not Schlatt, I'm completely missing the joke, somebody help

Meatcanyon was great, he was quiet and chill and then when it was time for him to speak he would say something outlandish lmao. Quite, calculated and funny

It takes a lot of courage to commit assault and battery against an octopus.

Not gonna lie I sometimes hate collabs cause it’s so awkward but this was sooooooo funny.

@nonzerobruno438

2 жыл бұрын

There's nothing awkwark when you have a collab with Ted! Nothing strange at all! No forms of embarassment or silence in a voice call! Never!

@bappp0

2 жыл бұрын

Ted does fantastic collabs across his entire channel

@sameel3843

2 жыл бұрын

Well it helps when all the awkwardness it edited out

Ted just wanted to redesign these ocean animals so that he can murder them more easily. Just like he did to "favorite puppy"

@yzabella9260

2 жыл бұрын

typical.

@trolek852

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 thank you FEMINIST vlogs

@uraveragehypochondriac64

2 жыл бұрын

hmmmm it appears that ted nivsion really is goosing to give us the content that his loyal viewers need.

@rhy8543

2 жыл бұрын

least favorite puppy😔

I always forget how funny Jaiden is without a script

That “OH SHIT” from Swagger is likely the most genuine I have ever hear SwaggerSouls sound in my entire viewing experience.

Poor Jaiden. She had no idea what she was getting herself into.

@alexsiemers7898

2 жыл бұрын

She’s done collabs with these people before, I think she knew exactly what she was getting into And she WAS the one who decided to point out that the uno-pus looks like a sperm.

@RandomPerson27234

2 жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what I thought

@gormitivsastro

2 жыл бұрын

I raise you "roller blade seagull" as a counter argument

@nt8747

2 жыл бұрын

13:08 says otherwise.

@snowchen6930

2 жыл бұрын

Why is one of her arms ripped

"The ocean isn't being marketed correctly" Had me dead-

schlatt and Jaiden interacting is something that i didn't know I needed in life

I'm glad everyone was comfortable with talking to each other. Which makes or breaks a collab.

The irony in MeatCanyon calling Schlatt’s drawing a “haunting experience”

@camhulett1609

2 жыл бұрын

schlatt?????

@duckwithno_c7775

2 жыл бұрын

who is "Schlatt"?? i dont know him :/

@QuirkyMaster

2 жыл бұрын

u just stole the other guys comment

@ithinkimlosingpatience7602

2 жыл бұрын

@@QuirkyMaster didn’t even realize. We were just thinking the same thing I guess🤷🏾‍♀️. Sincerest apologies

"He is bleeding profusely!" "That's not my fault!" "THAT IS _DIRECTLY_ YOUR FAULT." I need more chaos from Schlatt and MeatCanyon

@jamescampionn

2 жыл бұрын

i think u mean “schlatt,” idk who this schlatt guy is

@camhulett1609

2 жыл бұрын

who the hell is schlatt????

@rylanperrin2837

2 жыл бұрын

Who's Schlatt?

@JAEY669

2 жыл бұрын

“Schlatt who that?”

@temutemacular

2 жыл бұрын

Schlatt fans are so deprived they are pretending he doesnt exist 😭

love the bling ray, my one critique is that personally i think “i drop bars harder than i dropped steve irwin” would be better than “dropped barbs in irwin”

During this video, I created my own creatures for each of these (yes there are sketches, no you can't see) OCTOPUS: I don't like tentacles, I know some people do, I don't. No more tentacles, just 8 really jacked arms STINGRAYS: I like these guys, they're cute. Now they have superhero powers and can shoot rays of sting to all the enemies of the sea. Also they're practically a living superhero capes. ORCAS: or killer whales, these guys kill everyone just for fun, not cool. now they have no teeth but they do have strong acid that can only be satisfied by plastic. Win-Win! Also they have katanas now so they can keep "killer whale" status and PROTECT the ocean, not kill it. (not cool guys, we can do better.) WHALES: once wolves from land, these animals evolved to the animal we have today. TOO FAR. Whales need to take a step back, they need the puppy eyes and toe beans genetics got rid of. BRING BACK THE TOE BEANS. SEA TURTLES: some people say the turtles are dumb for eating plastic in the first place, well jokes on you they're smart now! turtles now have massive brains and now, not only can tell what is plastic, they just solved world hunger! you wouldn't kill the guy who solved world hunger, would you? I thought not, and so did the turtle SEA GULLS: the world would benefit from the loss of seagulls. these rats-with-wings need to go! ...I'm cooking them, that's the plan. it probably won't SOLVE world hunger but, hey, can't hurt to try! (I'm pretty sure that seagulls are the direct cause of our socioeconomic issues and possibly started the first World War)

Technically, Jaiden did solve the being shit on problems, because with a bird that can't fly means it can't get above you meaning it can't shit on you, unless of course the bird rolls on your feet and shots on your shoes, then again with renewable energy, it means that the birds don't digest anything which means the birds don't produce waste

@laley352

2 жыл бұрын

tbh seagulls would probably learn how to do sick flips just to shit on people

@northpenguins

2 жыл бұрын

What happens when their batteries get old?

@nothatisnotsolidsnake

2 жыл бұрын

Unless manages to get itself onto a roof and twirls, getting extra style points after shitting.

@ch3ck_mat3

2 жыл бұрын

@@northpenguins they die 🤸

@northpenguins

2 жыл бұрын

@@ch3ck_mat3 Is changing the battery necromancy then?

Words cannot describe how happy I am that MeatCanyon didn't get the octopus.

@ryansullivan3085

2 жыл бұрын

I'm fairly certain that MeatCanyon not getting the octopus disproves atheism lol

@pixnyx9836

Жыл бұрын

@@ryansullivan3085 Huh??

@judeblack4360

Жыл бұрын

They mean that MeatCanyon not getting the octopus is evidence of divine intervention to save our sanity from the horrors he’d create.

There needs to be a group channel for this group

13:08 schlatt learns how food works

I just feel Ted's heart sink every time Schlatt speaks

@zukothegoat

2 жыл бұрын

uh who? u mean “schlatt”?

@camhulett1609

2 жыл бұрын

whose schlatt? dont u mean “schlatt” ?

@spooksahoy5097

2 жыл бұрын

What the hell is a Schlatt? Is it “Schlatt” you mean?

@LtCdrXander

2 жыл бұрын

I believe you're referring to "Schlatt", correct? If so, then I please ask that you get his name right. Thanks :)

@chom4286

2 жыл бұрын

u mean “schlatt” right?

such a dynamic group of people lmaooo, i need more with them

ted literally just made an eel

You've gotta be a special kind of person for MeatCanyon to be the one calling you "Haunting"

Ted may be a little confused as to the reason of the sea pollution, but he's got the spirit to save it, so for Gods sake keep doing ted!!!

I love having Meatcanyon be a part of this cus it’s like Schlatt has finally met his match for dark comedy

@camhulett1609

2 жыл бұрын

schlatt?

@bloopledoopdoop6200

2 жыл бұрын

@@camhulett1609 schlatt

@camhulett1609

2 жыл бұрын

@@bloopledoopdoop6200 are u trying to say “schlatt”??????

@bloopledoopdoop6200

2 жыл бұрын

@@camhulett1609 dude please read this whole interaction

@camhulett1609

2 жыл бұрын

@@bloopledoopdoop6200 u dont get the joke

dear god William Osman, Jaiden, and Schlatt are in one video together how will the earth survive this.

3:28 just made me real uncomfortable hearing jaiden say shit

My heart simultaneously skipped and gained a beat when I saw Meat Canyon and Jaiden Animations pop up together. Those two are literally polar opposites when it comes to animation.

@snesguy9176

Жыл бұрын

Everyone on the video was a pretty eclectic mix of personalities. meat canyon and will Osman are an odd combo too.

@wrinkliestdog

Жыл бұрын

@@snesguy9176 It worked surprisingly well tho

One of the funniest parts of this is that there have been no fatal attacks on humans by wild orcas in recorded history, but captive orcas kill and injure humans a lot more frequently.

@GrandDawggy

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Whatever group of neurons in Swagger's brain that created this deserve a goddamn Nobel Prize.

I love how technically the person that knows the most about technology here has camera quality less than potato would give you

WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE.

@expiredwarhead993

2 жыл бұрын

No I hate you though

@nihal74321

2 жыл бұрын

oh yeah we have

@nihal74321

2 жыл бұрын

@@expiredwarhead993 +1

@syrialak101

2 жыл бұрын

@@expiredwarhead993 Clanker.

@jaxxg4138

2 жыл бұрын

TURN IT UP

Ted: "we've got a business man" aka jschlatt. First thing he says: Jschlatt: "I know what animals need, BIG FAT NUTS"

@9bendy9

2 жыл бұрын

Well they do

@bumblebeerror9019

2 жыл бұрын

You say that like he’s not correct

@LewisTheBat

Жыл бұрын

@@bumblebeerror9019 Well he isn't loll

@Omnibushido-

5 ай бұрын

@@LewisTheBatHe is though ya frickin dweeb

@Omnibushido-

5 ай бұрын

@@LewisTheBat s

3:12 OMG I JUST REALIZED THIS WAS MEAT CANYON. AN ICON.

“It’s like something Fauchi would do!”-Jschlat Lol, just like those Beagles

‘Steve Erwin’s death, practically 9/11’ had me choking on my food

I like how with Meatcanyon’s drawing everyone is horrified and he’s just so chill ab it.

I broke down when he said “they’ll be a splash zone in a couple more hits”

i love how in every montage that includes schlatt on this channel, everyone’s doing actual work and schlatt is just messing around and has fun

I’m so happy that ted is giving attention to these small youtubers

@elizabethgrace_752

2 жыл бұрын

Small KZread’s?

@lancebettencourt6952

2 жыл бұрын

@Harvest Commands yea she’s such a small KZreadr with 10 million subscribers

@MadGas_111

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah like William osman, my favorite doxer.

@MrRedpanda2442

2 жыл бұрын

@Harvest Commands he has less subs than jaiden

@personperson1179

2 жыл бұрын

GiNa RoSe Sᴇx Cʜᴀɴɴᴇʟ 21 I think you mean “schlatt”

The gods have finally blessed us with a Ted nivision upload

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear ava

@onlineandodd7135

2 жыл бұрын

facts

@lobstergoat8282

2 жыл бұрын

amen

@lucianamorden8609

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking love your profile pic

@ava9372

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucianamorden8609 I love it myself

AT 10:38 I WAS THROWING SOMETHING AWAY SO I HAD MY BACK TURNED FROM PHONE AND I JUST HEARD “MR BEAST SEA WORLD 2” AND I DID A FULL 180- AND MY JAW JUST DROPPED 💀💀💀💀

@LilaIsSoSilly

Жыл бұрын

OMG LMAOOO

12:50 Paradox form

11:25 I find it funny how MEATCANYON of all people was complaining about something being a haunting experience

I believe this team of geniuses could do anything

When i saw MeatCannyon as one of the animators i knew this was gonna be great

I can't believe Jaiden and Meatcanyon we're in the same project and that I literally never heard of it until now.

The skinwalker that has been portraying "schlatt" didn't get the killer whale due to randomness, it infact fit right in.

@camhulett1609

2 жыл бұрын

this funny

If *THE* Meat Canyon becomes the voice of reason in a certain situation, you know it's bad.

@4Four_Studios

4 ай бұрын

I agree.

Make this into a series, this is fucking hilarious. Great mix of people

We need more "Schlatt" and MeatCanyon collabs

Schlatt, Swagger, and Meat Canyon made an absolutely hilarious chaotic trio that had to be balanced out by the straight men of Ted, Jaiden, and William. The chemistry here was gold. X'D

@chom4286

2 жыл бұрын

you mean “schlatt” right?

@unaffiliated.

2 жыл бұрын

I was just gonna say that

@camhulett1609

2 жыл бұрын

who tf is schlatt??!!!!!

@LMC_Jarred

2 жыл бұрын

I'm very confused. Is this an inside joke I'm missing?

@oz5531

2 жыл бұрын

@@LMC_Jarred we start putting “schlatt” in air quotes. this funny

4:21 I knew when Jaiden said she “tried her best” that her drawing was gonna actually blow everyone else’s out of the water. (no pun intended)

@ChristianSilipo

2 жыл бұрын

Clearly you skipped over Papa Meats presentation

@chxicelxrd

2 жыл бұрын

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmpppppp

@alexsiemers7898

2 жыл бұрын

@@chxicelxrd yea _and?_

@LDS925

5 ай бұрын

​@@alexsiemers7898weirdo

Jadiens is actually hilarious

Instead of putting the plastic in to the ocean, we put it in the whales ~William Osman 2021 (5:14)

The way ted nivison thinks and forms sentences is the penecle of timeless humor.

@kaejamieson1458

2 жыл бұрын

*pinnacle

meat canyon and jaiden animations are quite possibly the most polarizing opposite set of people I've ever seen

13:13 I mean Schlatt, love ya to death, but my brother in Christ that’s how living things work, that’s how YOU work

the William effect, it’s where you want something when you do something but you don’t get it (like when spinning a wheel) but the next person doing the same thing gets what you want

Everyone: diligently designing their animals “Schlatt” : Dancing chaotically.

@why3994

2 жыл бұрын

sorry but you probably meant to type "schlatt" instead

@deiadied

2 жыл бұрын

@@why3994 wait the spelling is the same I stared for a whole minute… oh you mean the s?

@PineberryLive

2 жыл бұрын

@@deiadied No, no. The capitalization of "Schlatt" was fine, you just forgot the quotation marks. It's now company policy to put them. Surely you got the memo from corporate.

@deiadied

2 жыл бұрын

@@PineberryLive my mistake, I have rectified it and will repent my sins in hell. Thank you.

@MikeyDL69

2 жыл бұрын

This funny.

"The ocean isn't being marketed correctly" caused me to like this video immediately. It was impossible to not immediately reward this genius.

A seagull being able to go the speed of a tesla at will is absolutely terrifying and this video has cost me an hour of sleep. 10/10

When meatcanyon tells you your image was haunting

"Schlatt" getting the killer whale is not lucky, it's fate

@lasagma

2 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY

@camhulett1609

2 жыл бұрын

this funny

this is literally a project i had to do in primary school. We made our own animals and stuff, there as a bear with wings, a checker-colored dragon, ect and i made an ostrich with sharp teeth and ram horns that ran around in this super hot desert

@keiorie

2 жыл бұрын

we did too i made a red panda owl... fyi i didnt have friends

Goin through old Ted videos and this has been the best. These people make literally the best duo and you can see their whole friendship just through this video.

the fact meatcanyon called schlatts drawing haunting is the best compliment he coulf hand out

Jaiden is so family friendly... I can't wait to see if she can get this PG enough to upload

@lukeschwink2839

2 жыл бұрын

jaiden animations dog days

Only Jschlatt can give MeatCanyon, the creator of many eldritch horrors, a haunting experience.

Damn, "I dropped bars like I dropped barbs in Steve irwin" had me rolling

Schlatts gritty reboot of free Willy looks dope

“That’s something Fauci would do” Holy shit I’m on the floor 💀

Forget actually removing the trash, where do I go to donate to getting the Judgement Obelisk stationed on a pylon in the middle of the ocean?

It is so hard to believe Jaiden and Schlatt are in the same video together.

@Tsukasamimi

Жыл бұрын

They've had her as a guest on their podcast Chuckle Sandwich.

I really liked Meatcanyon's involvement in this group, I hope there are more collaborations in the future.

They shouldn't be surprised when MeatCanyon showed his. I'm also happy Swagger was here.

12:37 thats the most adorable laugh jaiden must be protected from all evil

@dookiemyster4261

2 жыл бұрын

No

@LDS925

5 ай бұрын

Simp

"I'm gonna go to Flint Michigan and fill up a tanker with tap water and drive it to the west coast" had me DEAD

What a group of amazing creators. I love this so much