Ranking Your CURSED Cooking

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Schlatt ranks your DISGUSTING meals. This stuff is basically inedible.
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I asked you guys to send in photos of your DISGUSTING Cooking, your CURSED cooking, your WEIRD meals, your SCUFFED food, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_

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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE Жыл бұрын

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  • @aerok7

    @aerok7

    Жыл бұрын

    Ok "schlatt"

  • @JackJellyv

    @JackJellyv

    Жыл бұрын

    No thank you.

  • @schizophil1

    @schizophil1

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m not going to download your liberal technology shlayg

  • @lukeg1058

    @lukeg1058

    Жыл бұрын

    Whats up checkmark?

  • @lee-tm5dl

    @lee-tm5dl

    Жыл бұрын

    okayyy

  • @tmor9336
    @tmor9336 Жыл бұрын

    For reference, at the timeout, schlatt actually spends about 10 minutes just mentally preparing for the catboy

  • @uninterestedcat8429

    @uninterestedcat8429

    Жыл бұрын

    😆

  • @duskstorm3560

    @duskstorm3560

    Жыл бұрын

    At this point, I honestly can't tell what is and isn't a bot

  • @tmor9336

    @tmor9336

    Жыл бұрын

    @@duskstorm3560 lmao facts

  • @swegmastur614

    @swegmastur614

    Жыл бұрын

    @@duskstorm3560 finally, it's here

  • @communadog7874

    @communadog7874

    Жыл бұрын

    @@duskstorm3560 finally, it's here

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 Жыл бұрын

    People that hate "Schlatt": *trying to get him banned* People that love "Schlatt": *trying to get him banned*

  • @daquavious8011

    @daquavious8011

    Жыл бұрын

    @awnx ruyv thats what he said

  • @letmetie8718

    @letmetie8718

    Жыл бұрын

    @@daquavious8011 People that hate "Schlatt": trying to get him banned People that love "Schlatt": trying to get him banned

  • @mpgodjr

    @mpgodjr

    Жыл бұрын

    @@daquavious8011 People that hate "Schlatt": trying to get him banned People that love "Schlatt": trying to get him banned

  • @dusklolr

    @dusklolr

    Жыл бұрын

    trying to get him banned and trying to get him banned endearingly

  • @Nova-uq9nw

    @Nova-uq9nw

    Жыл бұрын

    "I" "love" "Schlatt" "so" "much""."

  • @JoeMama-wr1wr
    @JoeMama-wr1wr Жыл бұрын

    After rewatching I’ve realized something… does Schlatt just know which drugs each ingredients make?!

  • @javabeans9853

    @javabeans9853

    Жыл бұрын

    🤫

  • @reekill_playlists

    @reekill_playlists

    Жыл бұрын

    Be quiet, you don't want to draw attention to it or "he" might notice

  • @dane7739

    @dane7739

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean not really, he called a gunpowder recipe a black tar heroin recipe, so I’m questioning his professionalism. I’m personally more into illicit moonshining, but even I know the difference between what powders you should and should not be snorting.

  • @thatonelittleladybug.1105

    @thatonelittleladybug.1105

    6 ай бұрын

    naaaaaahhhhhhhh💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @SwarmerGaming

    @SwarmerGaming

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@dane7739just get your license and make it legally.. makes it less fun I guess, but makes buying good equipment much much easier. Makes cheaper and better alcohol than a shit $9 handle of vodka

  • @UrPPhard
    @UrPPhard Жыл бұрын

    "Stop jerking off the salt dispenser" Never in my entire life, have I ever heard that sentence

  • @snipercat7838

    @snipercat7838

    8 ай бұрын

    Lancer said that he'd never think he'd hear that sentence in his entire life

  • @itstruffle907

    @itstruffle907

    3 ай бұрын

    and he said it wrong, he actually says "don't start jerking off the salt dispenser"

  • @annaberrii505

    @annaberrii505

    Ай бұрын

    Well, now you have!

  • @mrIV_

    @mrIV_

    26 күн бұрын

    Sounds like it could be used to activate a sleeper agent or something

  • @HeisenbergTheFirst
    @HeisenbergTheFirst Жыл бұрын

    I wouldn't be surprised if one of jschlatt's fans cooked meth live on stream then sends it to his po box

  • @jschlattLIVE

    @jschlattLIVE

    Жыл бұрын

    Are u from braking bad

  • @Mr.Pixelated

    @Mr.Pixelated

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jschlattLIVE yes, yes he is

  • @skibidienjoyer2

    @skibidienjoyer2

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jschlattLIVE still nothing compared to what you did back in 99

  • @evillestguy

    @evillestguy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jschlattLIVE better caul saul is better imo

  • @frost6916

    @frost6916

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jschlattLIVE no

  • @RandomUser11170
    @RandomUser11170 Жыл бұрын

    This cooking is nowhere NEAR as cursed as when Schlatt cooked the human bodies of those fifteen women on August 23rd, 1999, just for fun.

  • @thegreatgoosegod726

    @thegreatgoosegod726

    Жыл бұрын

    It's a shame the witnesses just "disappeared"

  • @RandomUser11170

    @RandomUser11170

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hijo5966 Hi Jo

  • @Super-wx6br

    @Super-wx6br

    Жыл бұрын

    It was a good meal

  • @mintywhatever

    @mintywhatever

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hijo5966 Men. Ew

  • @ev_ring

    @ev_ring

    Жыл бұрын

    Excuse me?

  • @Monlordbing
    @Monlordbing Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt: You can clear all of your history so people don't know what you're planning 1 month later: The Queen 💀

  • @justaguywhohappenstobepurp2913

    @justaguywhohappenstobepurp2913

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro💀

  • @andromeda9818

    @andromeda9818

    Жыл бұрын

    No 💀

  • @kristine_riddle00

    @kristine_riddle00

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah 💀

  • @Emogamer-tp8vo

    @Emogamer-tp8vo

    10 ай бұрын

    Let it die let it die let it shrivel up and die

  • @blockywow

    @blockywow

    10 ай бұрын

    @@Emogamer-tp8vonahhhh

  • @randomyoutuber4189
    @randomyoutuber4189 Жыл бұрын

    4:39 “You can’t redeem yourself from that” “Duwehdowehduleh” “WA HHHHH _whatwasthatnoise_ WHAHAT”

  • @austinb.4230
    @austinb.4230 Жыл бұрын

    i watched this entire stream and the amount of 9/11 references, schleezers and meth recipes he got was absurd

  • @Pedguinarmy12

    @Pedguinarmy12

    Жыл бұрын

    True, it was hilarious though

  • @thaliacrafts407

    @thaliacrafts407

    Жыл бұрын

    I died when those two sweet ladies baked a f*cking twin towers cake. It's always the ones you least expect

  • @elijahpelito4722

    @elijahpelito4722

    Жыл бұрын

    Surprised no one has tried to squeeze all of it in one vid yet.(maybe including the "it's free"movement). Maybe next time

  • @jenopolgar9447

    @jenopolgar9447

    Жыл бұрын

    How to make meth btw, asking for a friend

  • @Lazarus_The_NPC

    @Lazarus_The_NPC

    Жыл бұрын

    The references, wheezer intros, and recipes need to stop. It's not funny. They seriously need to go get some help.

  • @painoman5083
    @painoman5083 Жыл бұрын

    I love how the content has gone from schlatt having fans make content for him to his fans making content that he literally cannot show lmao

  • @leylapank4671

    @leylapank4671

    Жыл бұрын

    I feel as though the main goal is to cause as much mental damage to slchatt as possible

  • @ms.chicolato5949

    @ms.chicolato5949

    Жыл бұрын

    it's probably gonna get soooo much worse lol

  • @Pankakes_11

    @Pankakes_11

    Жыл бұрын

    Its educational

  • @dreamspeedrundununanun6932

    @dreamspeedrundununanun6932

    Жыл бұрын

    I feel kinda bad for Schlatt.

  • @HeavyWeaponsGuy3

    @HeavyWeaponsGuy3

    Жыл бұрын

    schlatt community

  • @Snatch2
    @Snatch2 Жыл бұрын

    At this point, Schlatt's screams of pain and confusion are the only things that put me to sleep at night.

  • @RealFreakishGaming
    @RealFreakishGaming Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt turned into Paul Dano's Riddler when he saw the dirty room.

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Жыл бұрын

    It concerns me how many Schlatt viewers know how to cook illegal substances

  • @imthestickman

    @imthestickman

    Жыл бұрын

    it concerns me more that "Schlatt" instantly knew that a video was giving the ingredients to Black Tar Heroin

  • @TheArtonSlo

    @TheArtonSlo

    Жыл бұрын

    @@imthestickman It wasn't tho. It was for blackpowder. You can't make heroin at home without opium.

  • @Kitkat-xc2kd

    @Kitkat-xc2kd

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TheArtonSlo how do you know that hmm?

  • @emma_nutella58

    @emma_nutella58

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Kitkat-xc2kd hey man the internet is a wild place

  • @EmeraldLegate_

    @EmeraldLegate_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Kitkat-xc2kd google. I personally know how to make these illegal items: M*th Pipebombs Napalm Blackpowder (gunpowder) C*caine Uranium-235

  • @hottrash7942
    @hottrash7942 Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt is so paranoid of drug recipes that when he saw CIA black powder(Used for military ammunition) he immediately thought it was herion. Next time someone sends a picture of salt hes gonna think its a drug.

  • @landonolson6753

    @landonolson6753

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ItzMalick your videos are half clickbait and half trash, you get views by following trends, nothing original

  • @momoavatar4960

    @momoavatar4960

    Жыл бұрын

    i mean, i doubt the government wants you to know how to make tank shells with their secret special recipe for black powder

  • @Gabush

    @Gabush

    Жыл бұрын

    he doesn't think its a drug he thinks its a weapon, which it is. If I posted a video saying how to make a fucking pipe bomb would that be ok?

  • @momoavatar4960

    @momoavatar4960

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Gabush he thought it was heroin the first time and prob the second time too but ur point still stands

  • @combativeThinker

    @combativeThinker

    Жыл бұрын

    @@momoavatar4960 Yes, and that’s precisely why we should. When the government fears The People, there is freedom.

  • @KlaximumSkroeft
    @KlaximumSkroeft Жыл бұрын

    0:43 as a chef; I'll let you do whatever you want as long as it is funny and it's before/after service.

  • @Ttruck-Torres
    @Ttruck-Torres10 ай бұрын

    5:38 I rate that 9/11

  • @Copperdude

    @Copperdude

    2 ай бұрын

    me too

  • @jamjon6616
    @jamjon6616 Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt is going to have a heart attack whenever he sees the color blue from now on

  • @refthegeneric

    @refthegeneric

    Жыл бұрын

    Homies gonna get PTSD by the colour blue

  • @smashmoop6402

    @smashmoop6402

    Жыл бұрын

    It could be meth…or it could be wheezer.

  • @Sewibl

    @Sewibl

    Жыл бұрын

    @@smashmoop6402 schmeth

  • @jalarryjacrispy7788

    @jalarryjacrispy7788

    Жыл бұрын

    HeisenSchlatt

  • @derpyhead3414

    @derpyhead3414

    Жыл бұрын

    "blue" *

  • @HeisenbergTheFirst
    @HeisenbergTheFirst Жыл бұрын

    I can imagine the average jschlatt fan creating a new illegal substance then becomes a millionaire

  • @walrusgiraffe3440

    @walrusgiraffe3440

    Жыл бұрын

    Are u from braking bad

  • @slippinjimmy9787

    @slippinjimmy9787

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro why are you everywhere go back to 308 Negra Arroyo Lane

  • @darthpoo5621

    @darthpoo5621

    Жыл бұрын

    Heisenburger

  • @emma_nutella58

    @emma_nutella58

    Жыл бұрын

    On that note any tips for beginners

  • @littletroble_0728

    @littletroble_0728

    Жыл бұрын

    Heisenberg 👍

  • @brianso359
    @brianso359 Жыл бұрын

    i just love that schlatt just shows the audience that he is doing a ad just for money with such confidence

  • @blackmesaresearchcorporati6764
    @blackmesaresearchcorporati6764 Жыл бұрын

    3:24 not only was there a disgusting cake in this clip, but a guy hit a Twin Towers made of cake with a road sign

  • @reedplaysgames
    @reedplaysgames Жыл бұрын

    At 6:14 that actually isn’t the ingredients to black tar heroin, it’s a recipe for blackpowder, which is an explosive used in fireworks and is completely legal to make! The video tutorial shown here is up on KZread and has a good amount of views, not to mention you can literally Google how to make it and get a ton of results.

  • @danieldoesdumbstuff

    @danieldoesdumbstuff

    Жыл бұрын

    Charcoal.

  • @danieldoesdumbstuff

    @danieldoesdumbstuff

    Жыл бұрын

    @Joshua Roehl OMG it's finally here

  • @ziplocbag4303

    @ziplocbag4303

    Жыл бұрын

    Although I would really not recommend CIA Method Powder, it’s really inefficient, messy, and generally produces poor quality powder due to the water content in the alcohol which impairs sulfur and potassium integration, which is common in all liquid method powders. I would recommend either making a ball mill at home or even a modified rock tumbler. Only use a liquid method as a last resort

  • @reedplaysgames

    @reedplaysgames

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ziplocbag4303 based

  • @Pankakes_11

    @Pankakes_11

    Жыл бұрын

    Its educational!

  • @lukeg1058
    @lukeg1058 Жыл бұрын

    Oh boy Schlutt, this sure is cooking being ranked

  • @Mr.Pixelated

    @Mr.Pixelated

    Жыл бұрын

    These fucking bots

  • @GaneGer

    @GaneGer

    Жыл бұрын

    "schlutt"

  • @geniusfree8905

    @geniusfree8905

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Mr.Pixelated these bots are clearly meant to spam shorts but i have never seen them on shorts lol

  • @Mr.Pixelated

    @Mr.Pixelated

    Жыл бұрын

    @@geniusfree8905 yeah ive seen bot channels on shorts but not in comments of shorts

  • @ViscoseComb24

    @ViscoseComb24

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ertretyutuu6358 thank you ertret yutuu for your insights.

  • @deathcall7779
    @deathcall7779 Жыл бұрын

    I love how as a community we are slowly driving Schlatt (who is already completely insane) more insane

  • @futuristic.gam3r
    @futuristic.gam3r Жыл бұрын

    '"God stars with g and so does 'gays'. Satan stats with s and so does 'straights' so who's REALLY going to hell?' ~ Jebediah Schlatt, LGBTQ+ ally " - someone at 7:52

  • @fluffydragon1525
    @fluffydragon1525 Жыл бұрын

    I love that when chat saw street signs, they immediately started spamming “ITS FREE”

  • @Carsey-lf5my

    @Carsey-lf5my

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ItzMalick ok idc

  • @gear6881

    @gear6881

    Жыл бұрын

    There’s no price tag so it’s free

  • @fluffydragon1525

    @fluffydragon1525

    Жыл бұрын

    @@gear6881 there’s no price tag so it’s not for sale

  • @smolbluegoblin

    @smolbluegoblin

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@fluffydragon1525 to be free is to consider the world as your store my man, everything is for sale in this capitalistic society

  • @multisplace3783

    @multisplace3783

    Жыл бұрын

    He obviously doesn't like it either. People do it for the joke, but the joke is literally committing thievery. You'd think the viewers would stop since he's already shown them that he doesn't condone this behavior.

  • @weavesnatcher8457
    @weavesnatcher8457 Жыл бұрын

    Been subbed for a few months now and I see that schlatt lore consists of: hating feet, Weezer memes, misspelling his name, theft, cooking meth and 911 jokes

  • @weavesnatcher8457

    @weavesnatcher8457

    Жыл бұрын

    @Hypie did he go to Woodstock? enlighten me

  • @personbadatgames

    @personbadatgames

    Жыл бұрын

    Also the free signs

  • @neevalmoosai1945

    @neevalmoosai1945

    Жыл бұрын

    @@weavesnatcher8457 he did unspeakable things to women in 1999

  • @johnnyenglish1043

    @johnnyenglish1043

    Жыл бұрын

    And men

  • @TheMidgetMan500

    @TheMidgetMan500

    Жыл бұрын

    @@personbadatgames “theft”

  • @ih20
    @ih20 Жыл бұрын

    1:10 The backstory to the event

  • @toons4325
    @toons4325 Жыл бұрын

    1:29 16 days before the queens death. I think we know what his plans were

  • @sereapple
    @sereapple Жыл бұрын

    We know you love the "inedible" food, Schlatt, You're too afraid to admit it. Too afraid to admit the acts you did in 1999.

  • @hosipl2375

    @hosipl2375

    Жыл бұрын

    We don’t talk about ‘99

  • @sherwingonsalves8821

    @sherwingonsalves8821

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ItzMalick get out before I repeat the things schlatt did in 1999

  • @EggsWithSyrup

    @EggsWithSyrup

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ItzMalick you have like the worst channel ever my guy

  • @kaunta_21
    @kaunta_21 Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt: "I CAN'T SHOW HOW TO MAKE METH!" Also Schlatt: "So couch guns, am I right?"

  • @datsimplenope

    @datsimplenope

    Жыл бұрын

    At least the guns are legal

  • @therandomnova
    @therandomnova Жыл бұрын

    8:15 i tried catching my monitor because it looked like it was falling from the zoom effect 💀

  • @cursedone8771
    @cursedone8771 Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt is a good break from other channels. His community is so unhinged it’s very fun and different from anything else I watch!

  • @briggy4359

    @briggy4359

    6 ай бұрын

    It's almost like a 4chan simulator

  • @inoghmia8937
    @inoghmia8937 Жыл бұрын

    Love how every 2min of the stream “Schlatt” was yelling at people to stop sharing meth recipies

  • @Pankakes_11

    @Pankakes_11

    Жыл бұрын

    Its educational

  • @mgrdmcfansthatdontplaytheg781

    @mgrdmcfansthatdontplaytheg781

    Жыл бұрын

    His a big hypocrite, we all know he cooked in 99.

  • @gothic_velvet4642
    @gothic_velvet4642 Жыл бұрын

    i love how schlatts video submitters have gone from stealing road signs to drug lords

  • @orangequill1645

    @orangequill1645

    Жыл бұрын

    Its not stealing its free!

  • @jj02mc27

    @jj02mc27

    Жыл бұрын

    You mean "Schlatt"?

  • @Pankakes_11

    @Pankakes_11

    Жыл бұрын

    Its educational!

  • @tylerwilson5769

    @tylerwilson5769

    Жыл бұрын

    It's free.

  • @hosipl2375

    @hosipl2375

    Жыл бұрын

    Freeeeee

  • @Glibiettop
    @Glibiettop Жыл бұрын

    If you didn't know, ice cream is actually a really good combination with salt and is even considered a delicacy in some countries. For more details about this search "salty ice cream"

  • @vekazu_is_great_guy
    @vekazu_is_great_guy2 ай бұрын

    For anyone who left wondering: While vanilla extract is generally safe to use in small quantities for flavoring purposes, excessive consumption can pose risks. One potential risk is alcohol poisoning, as vanilla extract contains a high alcohol content. Drinking too much can lead to symptoms like dizziness, nausea, and even unconsciousness.

  • @nosk7139
    @nosk7139 Жыл бұрын

    The "It is very human" guy has been the star of the show every time he has appeared (Other than Jschlatt of course)

  • @joneyisbigfunny
    @joneyisbigfunny Жыл бұрын

    I was looking for something to watch while I make food and this is absolutely perfect lols. Thank you that timing was incredible!

  • @joneyisbigfunny

    @joneyisbigfunny

    Жыл бұрын

    These annoying bots

  • @wwalt2819
    @wwalt2819 Жыл бұрын

    The steak tutorial at 8:24 actually had a great amount of flaws. #1 don't dry off your steak, that does nothing but take the moisture out of it #2 don't salt and pepper the steak. Salt also sucks the moisture from the meat. #3 he didn't add enough butter to the pan. Your cooking a steak not making the pan non-stick. Don't be shy with the butter. Otherwise great physique on the guy and creative video too 😘

  • @wwalt2819

    @wwalt2819

    Жыл бұрын

    Also in the future for more flavor. Just take the extra time to marinate the steak. It's worth it for the flavor

  • @NuggetHQ

    @NuggetHQ

    11 ай бұрын

    No one came here for steak recipes

  • @Voidshroom

    @Voidshroom

    2 ай бұрын

    @@NuggetHQi did

  • @Whats532
    @Whats532Ай бұрын

    I fall asleep to jsxhlaro videos so now whoever I hear his voice it makes me tired and I can’t sleep without these videos.

  • @radioaktiv2531
    @radioaktiv2531 Жыл бұрын

    As a chemist. I find the drug synthesis memes to be absolutely hilarious.

  • @catboyneilcicierega

    @catboyneilcicierega

    Жыл бұрын

    Are u from braking bad

  • @hemishrajguru7602

    @hemishrajguru7602

    Жыл бұрын

    @@catboyneilcicierega bronking bongaos?????????????????????????!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

  • @radioaktiv2531

    @radioaktiv2531

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BYTESYSTEM737 not at all lmao

  • @samihamchev9528
    @samihamchev9528 Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt:Show me your cooking Everyone:Jessie, it's time to cook

  • @szamurainagy7644

    @szamurainagy7644

    Жыл бұрын

    Jesse, we must cook the methaphetamine

  • @roshasensi2220

    @roshasensi2220

    7 ай бұрын

    @@szamurainagy7644Walthur its a twich stream walthur. u cant show people how to make meth walthur

  • @NotM3li
    @NotM3li Жыл бұрын

    5:48 me watching this actually at 3 am: 🗿🗿🗿

  • @timmeh763

    @timmeh763

    10 ай бұрын

    Me too

  • @Zachariamusic

    @Zachariamusic

    10 ай бұрын

    3:35 am

  • @Clyde7585
    @Clyde7585 Жыл бұрын

    8:58 jschlatt casually congratulating the guy that made a proper meal: The meth cookers on the other hand.....

  • @kristine_riddle00

    @kristine_riddle00

    Жыл бұрын

    What about us?

  • @Clyde7585

    @Clyde7585

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kristine_riddle00 you wouldn't get it

  • @thegambler4055
    @thegambler4055 Жыл бұрын

    Jshlatt looking tasty

  • @awaspnest1014

    @awaspnest1014

    Жыл бұрын

    AYO!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @unostentatious7624

    @unostentatious7624

    Жыл бұрын

    As always

  • @xoxo.onyx4

    @xoxo.onyx4

    Жыл бұрын

    oh

  • @itsmefisher2012

    @itsmefisher2012

    Жыл бұрын

    bro… but yeah you’re absolutely right

  • @qdog9814

    @qdog9814

    Жыл бұрын

    No

  • @niko11403
    @niko11403 Жыл бұрын

    the four horsemen of the apocalypse - viewers showing their feet - stolen street signs - weezers music - meth

  • @x8bitpixel

    @x8bitpixel

    Жыл бұрын

    You forgot 9/11.

  • @TrungNguyen-no9mx

    @TrungNguyen-no9mx

    Жыл бұрын

    So it's FIVE horsemen 1. Viewers showing their feet 2. Stolen Street Signs 3. Weezer music 4. 9/11 5. M E T H

  • @kristine_riddle00

    @kristine_riddle00

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm the meth one.

  • @jerryogpack
    @jerryogpack Жыл бұрын

    0:08 Love how he went from saying no to eating dogs to indulging on estimations on how much calories the dog is. Truly character development.

  • @k3nny706
    @k3nny706 Жыл бұрын

    WE NEED TO CANCEL JSCHLATT!!!!! As soon as he saw a person in cat ears he said "hoooooooe!", believe me it's true. 3:58

  • @foundcrab4742
    @foundcrab4742 Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt is a pretty good cook actually, he cooked me some bbq ribs! Tho i did hear some screams while he was cooking..

  • @catboyneilcicierega

    @catboyneilcicierega

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ItzMalick shut yo goofy ahh up bruh💀💀💀💀💀

  • @sarchiba

    @sarchiba

    Жыл бұрын

    💀💀 These skulls are literal

  • @Okiemono
    @Okiemono Жыл бұрын

    “Schlatt” looking like the best meal throughout this entire video

  • @diamondanon

    @diamondanon

    Жыл бұрын

    why would you say that

  • @JafoTHEgreat
    @JafoTHEgreat Жыл бұрын

    1:26 I knew he had something planned for September 8th 2022.

  • @swe_vinne8844

    @swe_vinne8844

    Жыл бұрын

    9th*

  • @Lilly-we5wy
    @Lilly-we5wy Жыл бұрын

    4:53 AHHHHHH what is this

  • @father9167

    @father9167

    Жыл бұрын

    A femboy

  • @MoonIsOdd

    @MoonIsOdd

    10 ай бұрын

    Me soon

  • @father9167

    @father9167

    8 ай бұрын

    @@MoonIsOddayo

  • @jajogrzmot1362

    @jajogrzmot1362

    2 ай бұрын

    a Polish citizen

  • @mrpizzacat8273
    @mrpizzacat8273 Жыл бұрын

    I recommend everyone watch the VOD as there are some really good ones that couldn’t fit into the 10 minute video format. Like the rat man that cooked an MRE in Shatts basement

  • @thaliacrafts407

    @thaliacrafts407

    Жыл бұрын

    Bless the rat man and his steamfilled dwelling

  • @kieran.grant_

    @kieran.grant_

    Жыл бұрын

    Noted, thank you!

  • @ItBePatYo

    @ItBePatYo

    Жыл бұрын

    He's too much man for me to watch for over an hour. I have to keep it to about 30 minutes and below.

  • @lrgogo1517
    @lrgogo1517 Жыл бұрын

    Just realized that Schlatt's fans have turned him into a comedy anime protagonist. He reacts to the weird things loudly and verbosely. this is this life now.

  • @nihalanand2690

    @nihalanand2690

    Жыл бұрын

    Two months later, but that comedy style isn't exclusive to anime. In Japanese it's called "tsukkomi" or "straight man," and it's a role that's typically part of a duo including the tsukkomi and a "boke" or "idiot" (ie chat or the videos) who does stupid/crazy stuff that the tsukkomi reacts to like you're used to.

  • @PatriotAnimation

    @PatriotAnimation

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nihalanand2690 weeb

  • @nihalanand2690

    @nihalanand2690

    Жыл бұрын

    @@PatriotAnimation yes

  • @AQ_77

    @AQ_77

    2 ай бұрын

    @@nihalanand2690ew

  • @loganplaysguitar0126
    @loganplaysguitar01262 ай бұрын

    0:42 that was basically just a shot of tequila with vanilla beans so yes, as long as he is the legal drinking age he can technically do that

  • @KAngel32
    @KAngel32 Жыл бұрын

    It is not recommended to drink vanilla extract as it contains a high percentage of alcohol, typically around 35%, which can be harmful if consumed in large quantities. Ingesting large amounts of alcohol can cause symptoms such as dizziness, confusion, nausea, vomiting, and even alcohol poisoning.

  • @dampierre99
    @dampierre99 Жыл бұрын

    This man gets 3 revenues from the same goddamn stream, first the stream itself, the uploaded vod, and then this. Truly an innovator

  • @thaliacrafts407

    @thaliacrafts407

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't think they let him monetize his channel after what he did to that petting zoo in 1993

  • @oogwayoverthere6159

    @oogwayoverthere6159

    Жыл бұрын

    Don't forget the clips channel.

  • @emiliz2071

    @emiliz2071

    Жыл бұрын

    Sponser too

  • @lilakoala636

    @lilakoala636

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thaliacrafts407 if you think about it, every zoo is a petting zoo if your not a pussy.

  • @brinzley
    @brinzley Жыл бұрын

    I love how “Schlatts” viewers know exactly what to do to make him mad and continue to do it over and over

  • @brinzley

    @brinzley

    Жыл бұрын

    @zoiu tooi Yessss😂

  • @msma8437
    @msma8437 Жыл бұрын

    at 3:35 I love that they not only recorded themselves smashing that cake, they smashed it with an actual traffic sign too.

  • @Lizzardthething
    @Lizzardthething5 күн бұрын

    “WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE SCHLAKE?!” I zoned out and when I zoned back in that was the first thing I heard. The *WHAT* Also I love how before he starts the sponsor ad every time he holds up his wallet and smiles. Fellas, he’s gotta do what he’s gotta do.

  • @Buttercookie_Draws
    @Buttercookie_Draws Жыл бұрын

    I genuinely worry for the safety and mental well being of schlatts chat and viewers

  • @bella_daze3092

    @bella_daze3092

    Жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @MistahFox

    @MistahFox

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah I don't know what compelled me to make the Stormtrooper video

  • @Buttercookie_Draws

    @Buttercookie_Draws

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MistahFox I actually really enjoyed that video man. It was so unexpected and funny for no reason

  • @MistahFox

    @MistahFox

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Buttercookie_Draws oh thanks man!

  • @multisplace3783

    @multisplace3783

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah... I think what happened was all the crazy people on the Internet had to latch onto somebody, and Schlatt presented himself as crazy when he clearly was not.

  • @Whyteyy
    @Whyteyy Жыл бұрын

    6:21 Man knows the ingredients off by heart to recognise it that quickly

  • @kieran.grant_

    @kieran.grant_

    Жыл бұрын

    It was gunpowder

  • @kristine_riddle00

    @kristine_riddle00

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro was trying to stop us

  • @aso-chan
    @aso-chan Жыл бұрын

    Schlatt’s Opera GX wallpaper is pretty interesting! I wonder where is that plane headin :D

  • @stingraygaminglive9692
    @stingraygaminglive9692 Жыл бұрын

    0:02 im allergic to eggs but that crunch SOUNDS like it was good

  • @hypermalware1364
    @hypermalware1364 Жыл бұрын

    10:49 Schlatt: WHAT'S WITH THE ANGLE!? Its every single fucking anime when the women are talking or doing something

  • @RandomStory420

    @RandomStory420

    Жыл бұрын

    As an anime fan, i can confirm this

  • @ipoh1154

    @ipoh1154

    3 ай бұрын

    wrong timestamp

  • @RealPVMovies
    @RealPVMovies Жыл бұрын

    6:40 I guess you could say the towers went snap crackle pop!

  • @Reen-of-Astora

    @Reen-of-Astora

    Жыл бұрын

    Fucking god 💀

  • @PlagueDocVODS

    @PlagueDocVODS

    Жыл бұрын

    Nooooooooooooooooo

  • @terribleexampleofacat

    @terribleexampleofacat

    Жыл бұрын

    The people did as well :)

  • @dummmonke4269
    @dummmonke4269 Жыл бұрын

    9:19 bro is standing like a south park character

  • @laurenceroypascual3878
    @laurenceroypascual38789 күн бұрын

    The scream when the guy ate the egg was pure FEAR

  • @liamtrippi2749
    @liamtrippi2749 Жыл бұрын

    The stormtrooper baking the schlatt cake into the Weezer joke might be the best video of all time

  • @MCFC-OK-
    @MCFC-OK- Жыл бұрын

    8:47 no one gonna mention the giant boiled ostrich egg in the background? .

  • @justirhy

    @justirhy

    Жыл бұрын

    that looks like cantaloupe 🍈

  • @Reen-of-Astora

    @Reen-of-Astora

    Жыл бұрын

    It's cantaloupe

  • @dumpsterdudevr8456
    @dumpsterdudevr8456 Жыл бұрын

    “So no one can see my plans” three weeks later the queens desd

  • @jaetonjaeton
    @jaetonjaeton Жыл бұрын

    i’m going through such a horrible time right now and i dont rlly seem to enjoy doing anything anymore but schlatts vids are actually a break from it all

  • @clarevyn7478
    @clarevyn7478 Жыл бұрын

    I love how "jschlatt" is cautious about meth recipies while back in 1999, "jschlatt" cooked human meat for breakfast.

  • @Raizo_B.
    @Raizo_B. Жыл бұрын

    5:06 I was expecting him to just absolutely scarf down all those fries.

  • @ryerbartels7040
    @ryerbartels7040 Жыл бұрын

    bro my mom use to feed me vanilla extract as a punishment for cursing when i was little this just makes that pure pain for me 0:28

  • @BeanZ013
    @BeanZ013 Жыл бұрын

    you know the creator is good when you can watch the sponsor and still be entertained

  • @sam-jr8tj
    @sam-jr8tj Жыл бұрын

    Rest in peace jschlatt 🕊🕊

  • @afoot2003

    @afoot2003

    Жыл бұрын

    He didn’t die

  • @shadxw_hunter

    @shadxw_hunter

    Жыл бұрын

    @@afoot2003 Yes he did, you didn't hear about it yet?

  • @Cockroachbutthefirst4letters

    @Cockroachbutthefirst4letters

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh god..

  • @discordsmorgan2023
    @discordsmorgan2023 Жыл бұрын

    I love how everyone has the same sense of humor, the submissions are like a hive mind

  • @multisplace3783

    @multisplace3783

    Жыл бұрын

    It concerns me how unhinged it is.

  • @theexplodedguys264
    @theexplodedguys264 Жыл бұрын

    9:02 FINALLY

  • @imtryingok6660
    @imtryingok6660 Жыл бұрын

    0:33 my mans shit is gonna be vanilla vlavour

  • @dvijkotadia6242
    @dvijkotadia6242 Жыл бұрын

    Idk what's funnier The fact that someone send shlatt a vid telling him how to make drugs Of the fact that shlatt immediately knew what it was for

  • @natron0331
    @natron03314 күн бұрын

    8:14 this schlatt reaction gets me every time

  • @gdcoolplayer1037
    @gdcoolplayer10379 ай бұрын

    4:38 Yes he quite literally does.

  • @Indianarailproductions

    @Indianarailproductions

    5 ай бұрын

    Nah💀💀

  • @beeyuhs
    @beeyuhs Жыл бұрын

    Was having a rough morning, clicked this and it made it worse. Thanks man

  • @butterenjoyer

    @butterenjoyer

    Жыл бұрын

    Favourite discomfort streamer

  • @xan9224
    @xan9224 Жыл бұрын

    This vid is funny, but you know what's funnier? When Schlatt burned that orphanage in 1999. My mother still remembers their faces, "Schlatt."

  • @evervirescent

    @evervirescent

    Жыл бұрын

    yeah. “their” faces. he did nothing wrong

  • @MacaronitoasterALBCGAAGAYFGA
    @MacaronitoasterALBCGAAGAYFGA3 ай бұрын

    3:20 “Fast mode” *proceeds to literally annihilate person with soup*

  • @M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly
    @M0onDr0pCak3s_The_Silly6 ай бұрын

    These reaction videos are the videos I watch when I need a quick laugh after crying on my bed for 5 minutes straight

  • @anonymousaxolotl

    @anonymousaxolotl

    5 ай бұрын

    Real

  • @Crasteeh
    @Crasteeh Жыл бұрын

    6:55 I Couldn't ignore that one fucking chat message: ''172 cases of lost Rice''

  • @leodaoust8035

    @leodaoust8035

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ItzMalick we didn't fucking ask this is not the place

  • @areusure538
    @areusure538 Жыл бұрын

    I love how his editor went through the effort to censor even the slightest mention of meth in the vod but its barely censored in this video

  • @johnnicholas7122
    @johnnicholas7122 Жыл бұрын

    im laughing so hard 0:02

  • @johnnicholas7122

    @johnnicholas7122

    Жыл бұрын

    edit: i actually use opera

  • @xanderrayner2774

    @xanderrayner2774

    4 ай бұрын

    COOL

  • @jinxids7998
    @jinxids79982 ай бұрын

    I just love binging this mans videos on a random Thursday night when I’m off of work

  • @kevinmartin9674
    @kevinmartin9674 Жыл бұрын

    9:18 why are you standing like that

  • @Mr.SoggyShoes

    @Mr.SoggyShoes

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ItzMalick Ok

  • @TheDoccMan

    @TheDoccMan

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro was standing like that stickman i drew baby years ago

  • @Gangsta_Playz
    @Gangsta_Playz Жыл бұрын

    8:39 this is a sentence I never thought I would hear in my life

  • @robblequoffle8456
    @robblequoffle845610 ай бұрын

    0:09 In all seriousness, I hope the oven wasn't warm and they took him out immediately after putting him in there

  • @benjaminmatheny6683
    @benjaminmatheny66837 ай бұрын

    Fun Fact: those flavor extracts are usually solutions with alcohol. Working in a grocery store, we would have alcoholics come into the store and drink the bottles right there. Leaving the bottles behind.

  • @justvibingthroughlife917
    @justvibingthroughlife917 Жыл бұрын

    schlatt should start a patreon where he features all of the meth cooking stuff and makes tutorials on how to produce narcotics

  • @DraftyDaftyHubertOHare
    @DraftyDaftyHubertOHare Жыл бұрын

    10:20 is amazing

  • @frootloopsenthusiast2991
    @frootloopsenthusiast2991 Жыл бұрын

    5:03 love how this was an actual intro to a video, unedited by the reposter lmao

  • @TheKidWithPr0blems
    @TheKidWithPr0blems6 ай бұрын

    bro im fr dying still bro really hit us alll with the ''Will it barbecue??'' 0:00

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