for the “standing mixer” a weedwhacker would have been a much better choice lmao

@TedNivison

4 жыл бұрын

FUCK THATS FUNNY I’m dumb

@zatch9362

4 жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison Do better next time, Ted. Your ineptitude for creating humor displeases me.

@fretful7044

4 жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison yes

@varunrajesh1028

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit that would be perfect

@yon8081

4 жыл бұрын

i don't even know what a weedwhacker is but it sounds like the perfect tool for that

This gives off, "if it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid" vibes

@regularbloke2117

3 жыл бұрын

Basically every one of teds cooking video has that vibe

@Chronicaly.Online

3 жыл бұрын

Life in general has that vibe

@bunny-jv1pp

3 жыл бұрын

life motto

@moonlight2870

3 жыл бұрын

That's this entire channel

@jhelp_the_fig

3 жыл бұрын

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it"

Honestly, for a gardening-cooking crossover, there weren’t NEARLY enough flour jokes.

@donutholebandit6212

3 жыл бұрын

today we riot

@quarry1496

Жыл бұрын

@@donutholebandit6212 how did it go

@donutholebandit6212

Жыл бұрын

@@quarry1496 Ted caught wind and broke the legs of each prospective rioter individually. Not great :(

“Everyone is calling me the big man with a big plan.” Was the 400mg edible a part of that plan?

@menacingthinker4322

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@iljaradenkovs7150

3 жыл бұрын

Step 1:trip balls Step2:feel, and I quote, like your "made of rubber bands" Step 3:??? Step 4:profit

@vixen9099

3 жыл бұрын

@@iljaradenkovs7150 Step three is definitely the massager.

@CyberbotXD

3 жыл бұрын

@@vixen9099 nice pfp

@stephaniepotts8256

2 жыл бұрын

Yes free vid

Still waiting for *Gardening With Only Baking Tools.*

@Theo-ob8wm

3 жыл бұрын

Shit i didnt know some ppl already commented this XD

@gaylord3592

3 жыл бұрын

Christoph Quinn I don’t blame you,everyone wants it lol

@playdoughmaster808

3 жыл бұрын

Funny number

@Nokia-yq9cp

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@heyitskoko5681

2 жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting

Spoiler: His next video, "Gardening with baking tools"

@catalin5945

4 жыл бұрын

Damn i wouldn't mind seeing it

@hedidthecat8400

4 жыл бұрын

I think it should be "gardening without gardening"

@lemongoblin45

4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t see what was wrong with that comment at first

@ConstructionMachineryChannel

4 жыл бұрын

@@catalin5945 Same here, would be interesting.

@Blapze

4 жыл бұрын

i hope so

Ted: "It's a whisk. That is a whisk." Me: "It's a whisk he's willing to take"

@shoeboi4596

2 жыл бұрын

*seagull noise*

@the.n1ghtwriter

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@zenosama3172

Жыл бұрын

it was a whisky menuveour

Instructions: “stand mix” Ted: I will stand and I will mix

Now what if you tried gardening using only cake

@Sludgelorrd

4 жыл бұрын

I haven't seen you in a while.

@ayetiwithinternet1088

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Bigfoot, how you doing?

@stonebelue

4 жыл бұрын

Or with kitchen utensils

@zachuur3207

4 жыл бұрын

Bigfoot, how've you been doing in quarantine?

@hotpikachusex

4 жыл бұрын

Oh

Ted seems like a children’s show villain

@torntristar9601

4 жыл бұрын

Robbie Rotten?

@Sonny377

4 жыл бұрын

@@torntristar9601 No one can be on the level of Robbie Rotten

@sammythesnake3838

4 жыл бұрын

it’s because he is.

@kyl-grath-ya

4 жыл бұрын

for some reason he reminds me of gargamel

@ana-iz5sq

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god that’s the most perfect way to describe this goblin

Wha- huh- HOW THE- THE FROSTING IS LITERALLY FLAWLESS. I CANT EVEN MAKE IT THAT GOOD IN A STAND MIXER. WHAT

@jrr1532

2 жыл бұрын

NO FOR REAL ITS PERFECT

@ijemand5672

Жыл бұрын

Skill issue

@thestigeatspaperaeroplanes

Жыл бұрын

Use a trowel bro

@chillman3188

10 ай бұрын

Use THE RIPPER next time.

“i’m gonna use the weed thing” spoken like a true *weed* man

@ijemand5672

Жыл бұрын

Are you single?

@ijemand5672

Жыл бұрын

@lils mind your own business

@ijemand5672

Жыл бұрын

@lils lmao don't take me seriously I'm just trolling

*“using a standing mixer”* I literally thought he would just stand up and mix it with the shovel-

@eX1st4132

4 жыл бұрын

he did

@macncheez5604

4 жыл бұрын

@@eX1st4132 not

@aerodynamo4874

4 жыл бұрын

@@macncheez5604 no he did

@N0lta21

4 жыл бұрын

@@aerodynamo4874 not

@katherine9031

4 жыл бұрын

sorry, technically he did (because it’s hard to mix with a shovel) but he didn’t do it as a joke

The sheer power this man radiates is genuinely terrifying.

@thisisanuncreativeusername2745

4 жыл бұрын

You should see him in “recreating Minecraft recipes in real life”. He displays such alpha energy.

@ColinBoyardee

4 жыл бұрын

he is menacing

@factsandlogic.8762

4 жыл бұрын

*shear

@kingoftheostrogoths

3 жыл бұрын

bbrrennddenn: A shear is a gardening tool. He was making a joke.

Ted went to Lowe’s and the cashier was asking what he was going to plant and he said “ya I’m doing Some cooking.”

Incase anyone is in need of these masterpieces, here you are. 12:03 - scream 11:42 - b a h h

@elisabethbarker9180

Жыл бұрын

thank you for this the bahh was amazing

The big man with a big plan is back at it again with his cooking schemes.

@johnmarston9999

4 жыл бұрын

Theres only one insane bastard i know that can do that.

@Rytoast99

4 жыл бұрын

He’s not big he’s 5 6

@lunax5098

4 жыл бұрын

Mallow Aj 😯

@kobe1506

4 жыл бұрын

He make the ting go quack from way back

@thisidiot4618

4 жыл бұрын

Let him tell ya

I love how there are definitely easier ways to use garden tools to make cake and ted just does not give a damn, he'll just keep whisking with his weed remover.

"Using a stand mixer" I was totally expecting Ted to dramatically stand up wielding the trowel like "I am the stand mixer"

The little pixel on Teds head is DEFINITELY the sniper forcing him to do this video

@lienisacow

4 жыл бұрын

BankeySprinkles LMAOO

@rjscherer2073

4 жыл бұрын

this is such a quality comment

@jacoblawrence9145

4 жыл бұрын

I was literally about to post this exact comment 😂

@edenshamy5339

4 жыл бұрын

You mean the sadistic gardener

@camwegner9805

4 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it

When the world needed him the most, he came back

@Trenzalore-gn6xq

4 жыл бұрын

Avatar reference?

@Evilmisterbeastfromyoutube

4 жыл бұрын

The chosen one

@mootwo_

4 жыл бұрын

When he needed it most, there was no red food coloring

@samchambers3091

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed the cooking master has returned!

@cheeseham9503

4 жыл бұрын

He is the master of all baking styles.

No one: Ted calling stirring sifting: *He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit*

@elliec2225

3 жыл бұрын

6:36

@cloubee2897

2 жыл бұрын

Lol yesss

@hallway_revenant7919

2 ай бұрын

He didn’t realise powdered sugar is confectioners sugar kek

designers: "we've managed to perfect the utensils anyone would use to bake a cake in order to make it as easy and use up the least amount of effort as possible" ted: "okay but what if i-"

Imagine owning a restaurant and you hire this guy. What could go wrong?

@redshamrock05

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... I would hire him.

@Stubbormly

4 жыл бұрын

“Hey boss! I just made a cake using computer parts!”

@aoelobi

4 жыл бұрын

@@Stubbormly ''Hey boss! I just made a cake with minecraft tools!''

@bbqkettlefry

2 жыл бұрын

What makes this 10 times better is that I read this at 10:20

@ittselli3245

2 жыл бұрын

Health inspection, probably

Ted: “I feel...” Ad: Plays Ted: “STICKY”

@abbysuttle8138

4 жыл бұрын

lmao that happened for me too

@Thaloop255

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@FurbGurger

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@trash4321

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@sicko033

4 жыл бұрын

Oh that happened to me too lmao

I love how Ted doesn’t cook in his kitchen, but instead in a random room in his house

@carolinejones1339

10 ай бұрын

Ikr lol

Ted is like the fun uncle that whenever he shows up at the family gathering everyone collectively shouts "heyyy it's Ted!"

Ted squandered his opportunity to make a literal “mudpie”

@formodius

4 жыл бұрын

Classic

i don’t like the way he looks at the “whisk”

@madi777x

4 жыл бұрын

it’s so...sensual

@dnsoulx

4 жыл бұрын

w h i s k p o r n

@athena8072

4 жыл бұрын

*w h i s k e d c u m*

@fnafatfreddys3728

4 жыл бұрын

i don’t know what i expected the replies to be but it was not fucking this

Me and my dad are watching this granted he’s playing destiny and just listening but during the intro my dad goes “is that Robert Downy. Jr” and it was at that moment I realised ted sounds like a younger Robert Downy. Jr

@RockyBuster1016

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t unhear it now.., what’ve you done

Dont worry Ted. Powdered sugar and confectioners sugar is the same thing. But bakers use confectioners cause you can get it in bigger cuantitys and powdered is more for decorating

I feel like if Ted was uploading this same shit back in 2009, today he’d be one of the most known content creators on the platform.

@yaboyatilla

3 жыл бұрын

Huh

@HxHorse

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@DustyFrawn

3 жыл бұрын

Alright

@guy136

3 жыл бұрын

K

@idkwhattoputhere4695

3 жыл бұрын

True

Ted: bought a food processor for one video Also Ted: still doesn’t have a stand mixer after like 8 cooking videos that required a stand mixer

@TedNivison

4 жыл бұрын

It’s an investment I’m NOT willing to make

@nathanr4860

4 жыл бұрын

I agree shits expensive

@peachykeen3335

4 жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison hand mixer

@heapass7792

4 жыл бұрын

@@TedNivison cock and ball torture

@spencersux

4 жыл бұрын

@@heapass7792 from wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The one thing about this video that genuinely baffles me is that he calls flower pots, “terracotta pots”. It sounds too fancy for something you can literally buy at dollar tree.

@Blue_Avatar

Жыл бұрын

Lol terracotta isnt fancy or anything. It's just fried clay so he's calling it the right thing 😅

@spiderbbq8880

Жыл бұрын

terracota is what its made of 😭

@Blue_Avatar

Жыл бұрын

@@spiderbbq8880 "you can tell it's an aspen by the way it is" type vibes lol

As a baker, this is.. one way to make a cake

Ah yes, the culinary king is back to demonstrate his godliness once more

@noah9373

4 жыл бұрын

Radish how does your 13 minute pls comment almost have 100 likes already

@annaphora4070

4 жыл бұрын

why aren’t you quivering in fear, radish?

@Ari-kr9nc

4 жыл бұрын

Who's to say that ted hasnt already gotten to them?

I'd like to imagine that this is how vegans cook.

@false7618

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@tricks4days639

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@dormant5023

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@a.j.dillon3392

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@showkick_shimura_5350

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

10:18 i just love how ted transitioned into the harry potter theme song

Ted has such an interesting aesthetic and I’m for it

i dont know who this vaguely ferris bueller-esque man is or how i got here, but i AM enjoying myself

@ivychordata

4 жыл бұрын

excuse YOU his name is Ted and he is an ICON

@PajamaOperator

4 жыл бұрын

helloooo, welcome to the world of Lunch Club lmao

@stranger6545

4 жыл бұрын

All you need to know, is that he’s apart of the lunch club, aggressively introverted and a *Tall Staunch Lad*

@DanielFinkbiner

3 жыл бұрын

STRANGER aggressively extroverted maybe the man dressed up as a milk man in various places and just handed out milk

@stranger6545

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel exactly

FAKE, he used an oven rather than baking it with the sun

@robng9064

4 жыл бұрын

Wait what?

@alexandercobb5293

4 жыл бұрын

True gardeners only use the sun to create their goodies.

@cdough3412

3 жыл бұрын

Let it photosynthesise

The white dot in the top middle of his forehead is the sniper on standby to put him down if he becomes too powerful

I love how ted has to remind us every 10 seconds that he is using a terracotta pot

Previously: “These are cocoa beans. These are COCOA BEANS.” Now: “That is a whisk.”

@scuffedweeb

4 жыл бұрын

that is a whisk

@whoreangejuice7421

4 жыл бұрын

*that is a whisk*

im not the only one who was extremely distracted with the white cross in his hair

@Capellini

4 жыл бұрын

I forgot half the video staring at that wondering what it was

@caz8577

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@ximonium

4 жыл бұрын

what the hell is that

@ChaseWeeks

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta love dead pixels

@robertoberto7763

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChaseWeeks its not dead pixels its just a fucking cross in his forehead

14:34 His face looks so genuine. He’s so proud

This reminds me of that one Curious George episode where he made hamburger patties with gardening tools and dirt.

It took me 4 minutes and 30 seconds to realise that this wasn’t baking a cake with only gardening ingredients

@benja7423

3 жыл бұрын

haha moron

@Snippe475

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@stonedWader

3 жыл бұрын

Took me 6 minutes and 45 seconds

@BigCheeseIsReal

3 жыл бұрын

Took me like 0 seconds because I wouldnt think he would make a cake with like watermelon seeds and shit

@Kaydancosplays

3 жыл бұрын

Just like throw in the mud, the mulch, the buds. Sounds delicious

baking like the pioneers who were simultaneously industrialists specifically during the 1800s before environmental laws... nice

@tydenknudtson922

3 жыл бұрын

Gay

@kal-zr6os

3 жыл бұрын

@@tydenknudtson922 me too gibster

after seeing Ted use the trowel on the stainless steel bowl, i half expected to see the bowl with soooo many scratches at the bottom

This is one of those videos that's hard to follow when you're drunk.

Ted and his love for Kerrygold butter will forever keep us Irish viewers coming back

@jessepinkman1471

3 жыл бұрын

you have the most stereotypical Irish name, i have difficulty telling if you are from Ireland or if you are bullshitting

@alexsantoro597

3 жыл бұрын

Jacobskefoulington Gold conroy is an Irish surname

@Karldhoey

3 жыл бұрын

Thats cos its good fucking butter lar, americans normally get that weird easy spread shite

@sarah.2929

3 жыл бұрын

indeed

@jamiered086

3 жыл бұрын

@@gruses We never talk like that or say anything like that

As per usual, your ability to somehow turn a terribly disastrous idea into a cohesive video, as well as actually get semi decent results, never ceases to amaze and amuse me. Keep up the good work Ted!!

@amandagarcia8348

4 жыл бұрын

Ted is a god

@amandagarcia8348

4 жыл бұрын

The milk god

@LowResolution_

3 жыл бұрын

He is THE God

@MonnaMonkey320

2 жыл бұрын

The ONLY God

6:23 I think I can recall a time in your past where such an instrument may have come in handy...

3:13 I like how he pulls his hand back like it's a separate entity than himself

The most underrated content creator finding this channel was a blessing

@walkingdead171

4 жыл бұрын

Yes kristy ur the mostest underrater

@hollylor

4 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad someone feels the same way

@zombieman6132

4 жыл бұрын

It got on trending

@callmethomas1123

4 жыл бұрын

it genuinely amazes me that someone is here for teds cooking content and not the gaming lmfao

@fearxunix855

4 жыл бұрын

Facts I’m glad he was on my suggested

This man can’t measure teaspoons, but I admire his spirit

I love how ted just does whatever he wants on his channel

Tips if you were ever to do this again: - make sure the cake is completely cooled before icing because the icing you put on looked to be melting - cut the cake in half or thirds and ice in between the layers to avoid a dry cake experience

“I feel like this is a recipe that nobody has ever done before” he says while *reading a recipe*

@futrious

4 жыл бұрын

He meant using gardening tools.

@Nick-xu7ns

4 жыл бұрын

Mad Sweeney Thanks for that clarification. I was confused.

"Now there's sugar all over my phone." If someone asked me to describe baking in 7 words, these would be my choice words.

@chudwick6516

4 жыл бұрын

Why would they do that tho

@tired247

4 жыл бұрын

@@chudwick6516 Maybe they're curious, _MAY._ Mind ya business

@spadfinn2396

4 жыл бұрын

@@tired247 nah, they only asked because they knew they were setting up a mediocre joke

@strudlsy6303

3 жыл бұрын

Spadfinn you have the music symbol when you have 4 subscribers. nice man

@tess9258

3 жыл бұрын

@@strudlsy6303 they have 6 now!

The only disappointing part of this video is that he didn't use a trowel to eat the cake

12:39 : "NOW THAT, LOOKS LIKE FROSTING" Me : 👁👄👁

it’s not a felony to beat up the green giant it’s a lifestyle

@Awfulfeature

4 жыл бұрын

*”War crimes aren’t a hobby, they’re a life style.”* -Japan 1941

“this looks like a standing whisk” no it doesnt, ted... no it doesnt

@Zlinky.4220

4 жыл бұрын

“Proceeds to also put all of the dry ingredients in at once” Ted please....

@shadowthehedgehog5319

4 жыл бұрын

do you have blind

@anthonyru.32

4 жыл бұрын

no it does

@cinnastag

4 жыл бұрын

To a blind man, everything looks like a standing mixer

@xqamii3862

4 жыл бұрын

to a standing mixer, everything looks like a blind man

Ted, through your words I have managed to convince my parents to buy Carigold butter. I am very happy that this change has come into my life. Thank you, Ted.

Ted discovering that terracotta is porous was a joy to watch. My mom does a lot of gardening, and I could tell that the terracotta pot was gonna cause chaos.

the way he looks at his "whisk" is really unsettling

@leehitashi2621

4 жыл бұрын

that aint his whisk boi

@varunrajesh1028

4 жыл бұрын

Lee Hitashi damn

"i hate gardening" the succulents behind him: 👁️👄👁️

@suckulent3034

3 жыл бұрын

I believe those are fake according to what he said in a different video something along the lines of I put fucking fake plants in the sun

@slaughter7245

3 жыл бұрын

Succulents are like the easiest plant to grow, and he could probably still kill it so they’re probably fake lol

@TheKeyboardCowboy

3 жыл бұрын

I recognize those succulents, I own them actually. They came from Walmart, and yes they are fake.

1:11 he had to do some *soil* searching

4:10 Ted was saying “one teaspoon” over snd over again and i kept hearing “twenty spoon”

ted: "it's got the two little prongs... it's a whisk. that is a whisk." my brain: "these are cocoa beans. these are cocoa beans. *these are cocoa beans.* "

@crestpro-healthscopetoothp

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh

3 жыл бұрын

Those are cocoa beans.

@Literallydissociating

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh these ar- yes! These are cocoa beans

@tigerbabe4u

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@starryu__

3 жыл бұрын

*they are are cocoa beans*

Ted, vigorously moving his hands under the table: THAT LOOKS LIKE FROSTING!!!

@BananaFace301

4 жыл бұрын

hot

@noahfencebut

4 жыл бұрын

go to horny jail

@mish6900

4 жыл бұрын

but why

@shelboney

4 жыл бұрын

wanted to like but you're at 69 and that's too relevant

@cherrisoda892

4 жыл бұрын

itsShelbeh DUDE IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN CUS 69 IS THE SEX NUMBER OH MY GOD!!!1!1!!1!1!1

This channel is the epitome of asking can I instead of should I. He thinks of something he full sends it and I commend him for a job well done

Woah. Just realized that this video was reccomended to me exactly one year after it was uploaded. Cool.

Ted will take Gordon Ramsay’s place when Gordon dies

@fluffydumbun

4 жыл бұрын

*He will never die for he is a forever existing, all knowing, power of the universe*

@wojskambrozy

4 жыл бұрын

ToxicTea god *your right*

@striderfairchild8647

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? He has already surpassed him.

@avir1019

4 жыл бұрын

Get this gacha out of this holy channel

@formodius

4 жыл бұрын

That / kinda ruined it You should stick to one fate DEATH or retirement

I’ve just started and he pulled out the pots and my immediate thought was “Ted. There’s holes in the pots.”

@jothesnail5345

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@isa-hh5sk

4 жыл бұрын

bruh

@andrzejduda2706

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@augustinhrdlick8118

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@neurozoned

4 жыл бұрын

bruh

As a culinary school graduate this was so hard yet funny to watch

I love how proud he looked when he said "thats a whisk"

He said “let’s bring out the ripper” way too happily

@Wormhito

3 жыл бұрын

NUT

@carlwebber4094

3 жыл бұрын

I think I'll call that Ripper Jack T

Me staring at the white dot on the screen after trying to wipe if off 19 times: 👁👄👁

@Kovuu

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT OMG I JUST SAW IT WHY WOULD YOU SAYYYY THISSS

@Maria-iv7rf

3 жыл бұрын

Omg where is it

@pesk8801

3 жыл бұрын

it’s in his hair

@cossackgg7152

3 жыл бұрын

It’s actually an x

@miscuitt

3 жыл бұрын

I CANT UNSEE IT WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

I love how at the beginning of the video he says he hates plants but then has a bunch of them behind him

i made this same recipe a few nights ago and my frosting didn’t turn out right. it’s because i didn’t have Kerrygold. and for that, Ted, i deeply apologize. i fully expect Twitter to cancel me and my KZreadr apology will be posed shortly

“The only person standing in my way is god himself!” *God has left the game*

@AceAxolotl

3 жыл бұрын

What the like??

obvious clickbait. i certainly don't have an oven in my garden.

@Justabloke.

4 жыл бұрын

sirbloops I think I’m doing it wrong then

@anthonywashere8621

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing

@brynjar29

4 жыл бұрын

he made an oven out of clay in the garden and used firewood to heat it

12:00 12 yr old me when it do the night time

4:28 don't worry, they're the exact same thing. it's just different names

“The gloves are cutting off my circulation but WE MUST PREVAIL” This is the hero we need

@abbimybeloved5640

4 жыл бұрын

But we don’t deserve 😔

15 minutes of ted trying to convince himself that a weed remover is a whisk

I’m literally watching this while re-potting some of my plants just to spite Ted

"I'm gonna use the weed thing"

Ted: it’s a whisk. It’s a whisk. Me: sounds convincing enough, I’m in.

@chrishansen2338

4 жыл бұрын

*Insert Shark Tank theme*

@worm_and_no_man

4 жыл бұрын

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@acek2016

4 жыл бұрын

David Padilla I- wh- what?

@l_ukers

4 жыл бұрын

David Padilla oh

Ted: Gardening, my worst enemy Ted: has plants by his windowsill

@KB-fk3jj

4 жыл бұрын

Yes but they're fake

@tulpapear7394

4 жыл бұрын

@@KB-fk3jj r/woosh

@BRUH_M4N

4 жыл бұрын

Fake plants mind you

@photon816

4 жыл бұрын

"Those plants aren't even real, they're from Target. I bought fake succulents and put them in the sun. Who does that!?" -Ted Nivison 2019

@austinm.9832

4 жыл бұрын

@@tulpapear7394 it wasn't a joke in the first place.

He did like five different quantities for each teaspoon and I'm here for it

Love how all his videos like this just get to a point where he’s like “fuckin send it”

Why hasn’t a cooking tv station hired this guy yet. He’s the Gordon Ramsay of baking.

@danielhill8544

4 жыл бұрын

Better than Gordon you mean

@torntristar9601

4 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure Gordon Ramsey is already the Gordon Ramsey of cooking 🤔

@bigguacamole6921

4 жыл бұрын

@@torntristar9601 isn't that the joke?

@zachrobinson8357

4 жыл бұрын

Torn Tristar yeah. But he isn’t the Gordon Ramsay of Baking. There is a difference. That’s Ted the milkman’s title.

"I could not find red food coloring!" *_just use blood_*

@ctnjyr

4 жыл бұрын

I like that

@garrytehbest

4 жыл бұрын

No it would ruin the flavor use blue and yellow

@izzys.41

4 жыл бұрын

GarryTehBest- Help my cake is green, I lost my job, and Karen is taking the kids

@tyfleur

4 жыл бұрын

No one will know the difference

@Saiayni

4 жыл бұрын

You can actually use blood instead of eggs when baking

13:23 the dirt spot on the camera was killing me

seeing Ted struggle to put on the exact same gardening gloves I have that are way too big for me was…an experience

The small "x" near Ted's hair is distracting me way too much

@robinthespider9447

4 жыл бұрын

You've tainted the video. This it's why you read comments after watching.

@pokmon987

4 жыл бұрын

Dw, it's like ratatouille, that one pixel is controlling the whole shebang, without it we wouldnt have chaotic baking

@VTuberRuby

4 жыл бұрын

I NOTICED THAT AS I WAS WATCHING

@Furiac.

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a piece of sugar on the camera lens or something

@cjthelilgoblin4948

4 жыл бұрын

Same