He sounds like the people you see in elementary school math problems "Mark had 5 ovens"

@sadisticmaxwell

4 жыл бұрын

Had? HAS

@dusk4511

4 жыл бұрын

@@sadisticmaxwell Well both can be used in math problems

@alastorbutwithagun

4 жыл бұрын

He bought 50 more

@DigitalDipp

4 жыл бұрын

How many does he have now, you little-

@melkaye5037

4 жыл бұрын

@@DigitalDipp "He has 91, Mr. Teacher!"

Mark: I am a man who owns five ovens. Also Mark: I grew up so poor, we couldnt afford air

@kitkatty52211

4 жыл бұрын

Five.

@kiwifruit5836

4 жыл бұрын

@@kitkatty52211 look, i commented this before he said that.

@joeygreen8091

4 жыл бұрын

A true success story

@_scriblr_1010

4 жыл бұрын

The glow-up of centuries

@ramiabilal9744

4 жыл бұрын

Kiwi Fruit every video

Mark's Apron: Waaaaay too low Tyler's Apron: Perfect *Chefs Kiss* Ethan's Apron: I love the smell of apron

@mrcoolage5453

Жыл бұрын

XD this killed me as I scrolled up to check and they were perfectly aligned. Amazing comment

@Protodoggy

11 ай бұрын

Smloo

@justsomeaeroacefurry3479

10 ай бұрын

Accurate 👌

@dan-a597

10 ай бұрын

I didn't even realise 😂

@YIN.Saffron.

10 ай бұрын

Only just noticed 💀

“Whose ready to cream” 30 seconds into this video still gets me every time even years later

@chimkin_bit_cinnamon_twist4555

Жыл бұрын

The “I AM A MANNNNNN WHO OWNS F I V E OVENS” gets me 😭

@Person7503

Жыл бұрын

@nazeerurabiu Bro really forgot the thing they need to text on so they could scam them. 🤡

Mark's: tastes like salt Ethan's: tastes like egg Tyler's: t a s t e s

@jupitertheplanetboy7328

2 жыл бұрын

Its........ _f l a v o r e d_

@Squadlor

2 жыл бұрын

Tastes like taste

@cherrybee95

2 жыл бұрын

@@Squadlor tastes like taint

@kenny6912

2 жыл бұрын

@@cherrybee95 This made me ugly laugh

@cherrybee95

2 жыл бұрын

@@kenny6912 I am truly honoured

“This is a very serious recipe. We have to follow it very carefully.” Mark (like ten minutes later): “I’m guessing... the water is a diversion.”

@andromedope

4 жыл бұрын

That bit actually made my skin crawl. The water helps cook the custard evenly 😂

@moth8775

3 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Ontiveros Or you just looked it up online

@faerykaye

3 жыл бұрын

@@moth8775 you learn by making it from a recipe... Of course they looked it up online it just means that they've made it before.

@justasimplemathematicallye3917

3 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Ontiveros I am 14 and I do not know what to do in my life ever I am imprisoned in a house playing video games

Ethan always has some sort of issue whenever there is an egg involved

@iceninja1997

Жыл бұрын

Ethan would be good in 6-minute craft videos

@imakeplaylists4171

9 ай бұрын

​@@iceninja1997is that the universe 6 version of 5 minute crafts?

@Kamirasu

8 ай бұрын

​@@imakeplaylists4171does this mean we're in universe 5?

@lkcullen1918

7 ай бұрын

There's literally a whole compilation video titled something like Ethan vs Eggs. It's astonishing to watch, really

mark: “it’s french you idiot” also mark 5 seconds later: “s e ñ o r”

"It Tastes" best description of anything I've ever heard on this channel

@julysilpaycoan537

4 жыл бұрын

It makes sense but it doesn’t 😂

@sor7580

4 жыл бұрын

The funny thing is when you want to say something tastes good in german you can say "es schmeckt" and theoretically it translates to "it tastes" xD

@NintendoNerd64

3 жыл бұрын

Ya know?

@SR-fq2jz

3 жыл бұрын

”It Tastes”, is the best description for all food. AmIRight?

@bigjoewenis1501

3 жыл бұрын

-oop didn't mean to dislike your comment, sorry bean!

"hey Ethan?" "whuT" "what's behind you?" "uh-oh a ketl!"

@irvinperez4594

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of when he was stuck on the word skillet

@hazzasatria_8647

3 жыл бұрын

@@irvinperez4594 skr... Skrittle... Skittle... Skridlle... Scratch.... Skilltree

@cuplord891

3 жыл бұрын

@@hazzasatria_8647 SKITTLE! no...

@xaviorshideout

3 жыл бұрын

@@CozyBlanket12 I'm going out on a limb here I'm probably wrong that you don't understand it's a joke

@terrencerogers8574

3 жыл бұрын

@@CozyBlanket12 if you dont know what thats from- i cant explain things from [REDACTED]

This video has at least two of the best quotes of all time: Ethan's "Who's ready to cream" and Mark's "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS"

@SaberSweat247

3 ай бұрын

Y E S

@gerardwayseyelash

22 күн бұрын

​@@SaberSweat247FORKS

Tyler: wearing his spring normally Ethan: wearing his apron like a little kid Mark: wearing his apron beneath his pecs

Mark: “We take things VERY seriously in this house.” Also Mark: “I aM a MaN, wHo OwNs 5 OvEnS!”

@AsteriaLove

3 жыл бұрын

Gabriella Short no that happens all the time to me

@sock225

3 жыл бұрын

Was he lying tho? No

@mockingbirdfinch5783

3 жыл бұрын

@Gabriella Short I mean, he was pretty serious about the number of his ovens. XD

@lizabeanie2551

3 жыл бұрын

also mark, Ethan, and Tyler: Almost lighting themselves on fire

@darklord0878

3 жыл бұрын

4:14

Tyler:trying his best to actually make it Mark and Ethan: hehe sugar go brrr

@madz5308

3 жыл бұрын

Copy 😑

@lazyvideo6249

3 жыл бұрын

@@madz5308 shut up out of 20K comments there’s bound to be one that’s the same it’s probably just a mistake

@ghoul_kid1027

3 жыл бұрын

More like: Ethan: *fire go whoosh*

@collegemaster5683

3 жыл бұрын

No, I think it was more like Ethan: Egg go brrr Mark: salt go brrr

@miss_melinna3274

3 жыл бұрын

you just described unus annus in a comment. but tyler would be amy

Mark: **Adds 500 grams of salt** "Its salty.." Also Mark: **Surprised Pikachu face**

"Oo I found gum in my pocket" That's such an ADHD thing I swear 💀💀

Ah yes my 3 states of being: Egg Salty Painfully average

@jasonscribbles7790

5 жыл бұрын

Pelumi Adekanmbi Mood

@arrisogorman4409

5 жыл бұрын

I'm constantly painfully average.

@samdoesntcare7860

5 жыл бұрын

*_E G G_*

@934strawberryfields

5 жыл бұрын

same

@bethanyevans8200

5 жыл бұрын

I am egg (love me or hate me lol)

Mark: Salty Ethan: Eggy Tyler: So painfully Average

@Xanorack

3 жыл бұрын

Correction, Tyler: it tastes.......

@Ultimate_Dadzawa

3 жыл бұрын

everything with ethan has too much egg

@makkaroon9

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ultimate_Dadzawa i read that as eef...

@Ultimate_Dadzawa

3 жыл бұрын

@@makkaroon9 ah. everything with ethan has too much eef

@mushaluna

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ultimate_Dadzawa you're not wrong (your second reply)

Tyler hunching over while holding Crème Brulee and muttering “Excuse me” made me burst out laughing. 18:05

This is my favorite character dynamic. All of them are actually really intelligent, but put them all together and they can't even boil water. On top of that, they're all basically found family.

ethan: cursed tyler: tyler mark: a man who owns 5 ovens

@nickbastion

3 жыл бұрын

*STONE FACE TYLER*

@bluemaster7530

3 жыл бұрын

hotel: trivago

@thetommytrontommyrose6497

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickbastion ONE WORD TYLER

@CaLypSO4456

2 жыл бұрын

@@bluemaster7530 Oxiclean: gets the tough stains out

@bluemaster7530

2 жыл бұрын

@@CaLypSO4456 I can never escape the power of oxiclean.

In this episode, Ethan discovers he's a pyromaniac.

@soldier1913

3 жыл бұрын

ETHAN IS PYRO FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2 CONFIRMED

@aahsgnjkelrhg

3 жыл бұрын

It all makes so much sense now..

@zeraejohn5648

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao and Mark discovers he owns five ovens

@paradoxxproductions4784

3 жыл бұрын

@@zeraejohn5648 ikr how does he just not know that

@kofimoon-vv-8279

3 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna point out that this comment has 666 likes

Mark: "I'll make some muffins!" Mark: "I'll just put water in the empty holes! I'm so smart!" Ethan: "Are you done?" Me once he takes them outta the oven: *"ArE yOu cLoSE?"*

@Packy-sq4tx

Жыл бұрын

You close! You close!

@kelslynn944

Жыл бұрын

@@Packy-sq4tx Ethan: "Is that what you do when you J.O.?"

i love how tyler saw ethan holding the flamethrower and instinctively ran away lol (14:49)

Mark: _I'm a man with_ *5 ovens* Mark when he was a kid: *b u t t s t o n e*

@fardmanjones991

3 жыл бұрын

The stone

@youtubeaccount8194

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@mercilessthunder9326

3 жыл бұрын

momento mori

@fardmanjones991

3 жыл бұрын

Unus Annus UNUS ANNUS!

@asianspaceboy8337

3 жыл бұрын

@@mercilessthunder9326 Unus Annus

This Markiplier guy... He seems like the kind of person who would own 5 ovens.

@ethanregan5741

3 жыл бұрын

You sir, seem like a bagel...

@dreamy7953

3 жыл бұрын

Are you a bagel?

@scarletrain6757

3 жыл бұрын

And wouldn’t know about it

@devilfruitenjoyer2930

3 жыл бұрын

He has 5 oven energy

@naachaan8753

3 жыл бұрын

hmm kinda sus

Quotes that still live rent free in my head: "Who's ready to cream?" " _Toasty-boi!_ *Five* ovens!" "I am a man-!" "Big beautiful boys, big boisterous boys. They will be in my mouth & every ones mouth & they'll say " *_oOh!_*_ I have foOd poisoning~_ "

@user-qu2om5ji8p

3 ай бұрын

OOoO food poisoning

"the fame and money will never get above my head" - Markiplier who owns 5 freaking Ovens

These kinds of videos are always just Mark and Ethan fucking around and then Tyler in the background actually trying

@yogami1357

5 жыл бұрын

@@Pinkgiraffee That's why we love him

@theratking805

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty much sums up the markiplier makes series

@danielsotelo-esquivel8461

5 жыл бұрын

M: GET YER HANDS OFF MY KETTLE T: THEYRE CLEAN I WASHED THEM!

@juliey20

5 жыл бұрын

That’s what I keep saying!!

@l-9823

5 жыл бұрын

This is why I love them so much tbh

Mark: I am a MAN who owns 5 OVENS Rosanna: *trembles*

@memey6004

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp ?

@cratermercier6937

3 жыл бұрын

@@memey6004 it’s in the first 4 minutes

@mordecailecter

3 жыл бұрын

@@memey6004 4:15

@slushifoxi

3 жыл бұрын

@Emma Litwack Yes

@cygarcia23

3 жыл бұрын

He did a vid with her

The way my brain cells are formed Mark: 12% of my brain Ethan: 87% of my brain Tyler: 1%of my brain

@EGGPLAYUH420j9

10 ай бұрын

Personally I see my self as 50% mark 49% Ethan and 1% and brain cell I’ve never use before and idk what it is probably E G G

This was hilarious, but also very painful to watch as someone who understands the chemistry of baking

Ethan: small child Mark: older brat brother Tyler: concerned father

@tylergendron7910

5 жыл бұрын

Stop stop you’re inspiring a fanficion

@TheCaptainNick

5 жыл бұрын

@@tylergendron7910 Too late...

@tylergendron7910

5 жыл бұрын

..

@Shittingbricks1111

5 жыл бұрын

Sir Snail oh noes

@ratlord7030

5 жыл бұрын

Concerned, quiet, precious father who wants safety*

A man with 5 ovens who knows very little about cooking.

@LeumazDnazor

5 жыл бұрын

Thats a perfect combo

@kriskropd

5 жыл бұрын

What a sad reality this is.

@Stingthehedgehog

5 жыл бұрын

Can you say over compensating~ lol

@Wandergirl108

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, at least he knows the difference between an egg and an egg yolk… XD

@olivermelaphen8896

5 жыл бұрын

Just like me. Five ovens and me, you know I burned the water and then burned part of the house

Tyler: It has potential but it’s just missing something. Mark: Shockingly good for a first time, very well done. Ethan: *Egg*

I love that their hats are exactly matched with their aprons: Mark: apron and hat too low Tyler: apron and hat just right Ethan: his apron is closer to his head than his hat is

Ethan: needs adult supervision Tyler: the adult supervision Mark: owns 5 ovens

@shaycrowley3262

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@noellove0

2 жыл бұрын

Mark is along for the ride. It's a roller coaster that his friend invited him to ride. He doesn't even know the name, he wasn't paying too much attention at the entrance to the ride, but he still thought it might be fun.

@AsymptoteInverse

2 жыл бұрын

Ethan: Needs adult supervision. Tyler: Is the adult supervision, but forgets to supervise himself. Mark: Irrational confidence.

@homerman76

2 жыл бұрын

@@noellove0 The irony is that Mark is the one that originally invited them to the park, said friends just invited him onto this particular ride :P

@kittybun8845

2 жыл бұрын

I am a man who owns f i v e ovens

Mark: wears chef hat to hide his forehead Tyler: wears it like an actual chef Ethan: wears it like a beanie because we all know deep down that all Ethan is is an edgy teen

@sergioguerra7741

4 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of linguini from ratatouille

@cupid3890

4 жыл бұрын

@@sergioguerra7741 all three of them are linguinis.

@honolex

4 жыл бұрын

With the mind of a child, case in point "heapass" "who's ready to cream" And most importantly "*Bonjour*"

@taylorford7609

4 жыл бұрын

so true

@gunslingersloth3226

4 жыл бұрын

Sergio Guerra he does now that u say that

So in the end there was one that tasted like salt, one that tasted like egg, and one that tasted

Ahhh yes we got: the genuine child who has no idea what he’s doin (Ethan) The most responsible yet still not responsible (Tyler) And mark the holder o’ ovens

Mark: (acts like he knows everything) Tyler: (actually tries) Ethan: *H E E H O O*

@vooshmoozik6185

4 жыл бұрын

opposites attract

@nateholland5365

4 жыл бұрын

This comment has restored my faith in humanity.

@vooshmoozik6185

4 жыл бұрын

@@nateholland5365 i just lose mine more and more each day

@imdirtydan6388

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan: egg

@exobutterss1183

4 жыл бұрын

ethan is my spirit animal

Tyler: lawful neutral Mark: chaotic good Ethan: chaotic evil

@TheCaptainNick

5 жыл бұрын

Ethan has no alignment, he is just the embodiment of chaos.

@RtsShrtFrRtthw

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheCaptainNick very true

@abbymorrison3097

5 жыл бұрын

Ethan is chaotic chaos

@apoliolio4568

5 жыл бұрын

Ethan is a gOoD bOi you cant change my mind.

@RtsShrtFrRtthw

5 жыл бұрын

@@apoliolio4568 he's chaos

14:45 mark and ethan are literal children and tyler is the older brother forced to babysit them

ethan's "french" accent made me feel nostaligic, scared, confused and disturbed at the same time

Amy: tells them not to cook with hairspray. Ethan: does anyway. Mark: "I was assaulted by a flavor that I've never had before."

@amadacook2768

3 жыл бұрын

i love this

@jordanjonescelestialwaffle1698

3 жыл бұрын

@@amadacook2768 i luv u xd

@darkcrow3023

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@vizor4067

3 жыл бұрын

They ate the one without the hairspray.

@Walkies125

2 жыл бұрын

@@jordanjonescelestialwaffle1698 bro he makin moves

Ok but like Tyler wearing the hat like a real chef, Mark wearing it like a normal hat, Ethan being an edgy teen wearing it like a beanie 😂

@acisme6442

3 жыл бұрын

See also: their aprons

@youngmastertrash5469

3 жыл бұрын

@@acisme6442 eef wearing it like a mom, tyler wearing it correctly, and mark wearing it like an old man

@acuriousrobot1375

3 жыл бұрын

So Tyler is doing both his apron and hat right, but Ethan and Mark are both just incorrect

@kingjb554

3 жыл бұрын

@@acuriousrobot1375 that seems to be a reoccurring theme in these videos

@capncrunchy

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of Naruto where the teachers trying to teach everyone how to wear their bandanas correctly and Sakura is wearing it as a headband and Kakashi is wearing it over his eye

I love how in French 'oven' is spelled four!!! Can you imagine that in this video? "I am a man who owns FIVE fours!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣. Because that's what my brain immediately goes to!

@fandomswithflawn

Жыл бұрын

Je suis un homme qui possède cinq fours.

@garettjohnson6978

Жыл бұрын

@Fandoms with flawn Nice!!! I didn't think anyone would take the time to write it in French!

@fandomswithflawn

Жыл бұрын

@@garettjohnson6978 Oui, j'ai été forcé en cours de français l'année dernière.

@garettjohnson6978

Жыл бұрын

@Fandoms with flawn Okay, I'm extremely sorry, but can you translate that for me? I've been learning French for a bit but I don't know a whole lot. If you could tell me that in English I'd be very happy. Again, I'm so sorry.

@fandomswithflawn

Жыл бұрын

@@garettjohnson6978 It's cool, I got forced into french class last year. The school system is weird.

8:24 to 8:41 was just a whole father and son moment between mark and ethan😂

The funniest part about these cooking videos is Mark always having his food turn out ok, Ethan fucking everything up, and Tyler quietly trying his hardest while laughing at Ethan and Marks jokes.

@xxcrayon.eater_

4 жыл бұрын

I see nothing wrong with this comment.

@Parsilokita

4 жыл бұрын

ρєαcнєsゔヰギ what?

@xxcrayon.eater_

4 жыл бұрын

@@Parsilokita exactly.

@iiLadybuq

4 жыл бұрын

Me:succeeds

@harmonium5495

4 жыл бұрын

The pretzel one Mark got in last place and Ethan got second. It looked pretty good to.

I am a man who owns *inhale* *F I V E O V E N S*

@eringejuice307

5 жыл бұрын

Amanda Troest mm, yess.. get you a man with 5 ovens

Step 1: identify your ovens Step 2: boast about said ovens Step 3: profit

Tyler hunched over with the lopsided hat walking back and forth to the fridge is amazing

Alternate title: Amy watches her three kids make dessert

@ladiesman2373

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro Kujo yeah, but somebody else took the name.

@ladiesman2373

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro Kujo I do agree.

@raypluswatpent6823

3 жыл бұрын

This guy is weird ngl

@ladiesman2373

3 жыл бұрын

Ike R Me or Mark? either or we’re both pretty weird.

@raypluswatpent6823

3 жыл бұрын

Ladiesman237 the guy in the video mark I guess this is my first time watching him my friend recommended him to me

Tyler: Tries to make things taste perfect Mark: Tries to make things look perfect Ethan: OoH a KeTtLe

@emeraldnickel

4 жыл бұрын

“Kettul”

@himynameisgert749

4 жыл бұрын

Krettel

@boom-boxs7418

4 жыл бұрын

Hot hot soup

@strawbz63

4 жыл бұрын

Egg

@angela.hamilton1586

4 жыл бұрын

lmao ur so right tho

French Narrator: *Reads time card* Closed Captions: I t a l i a n A c c e n t

Ethan : The Egg Tyler : The Bland Barbarian Mark : The MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS!

"I am a man who owns FIVE OVENS" He sounds simultaneously ashamed and proud

@gunslingersloth3226

4 жыл бұрын

His life story

@satorukuroshiro

4 жыл бұрын

That's because I'm pretty sure that, at least internally, he was proud to have the kind of money that buys 5 ovens, but knowing that nobody needs 5 ovens in their house.

@carlieenglish995

4 жыл бұрын

@@satorukuroshiro wrong! I need five ovens. So much baking could be done 😫

@azrous7248

4 жыл бұрын

I will like to 'like' but the number is 999 i dont want to ruin it

@digstrememcdingus1463

4 жыл бұрын

I'd say the proud part is how he was too poor to exist as a child and now he has five he didn't even realise he had or need.

Ethan is literally just Linguini from Ratatouille.

@sadmashedpotatoes

5 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic

@sonicsakura

5 жыл бұрын

Omg

@dragongamer4056

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah nice profile pic

@giornogiovanna9773

5 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahaha

@snackalicious_2424

4 жыл бұрын

@@g5toz it's also the name of the rat from Ratatouille... I think it was a rat

4:13 One of my favourite Markiplier lines forever: *"IIIIIII AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIIIIIVE OVENS-"*

does anybody else binge the makes series 2-3 times a week? just me? ok lol.

@smeliotstinky

Жыл бұрын

same same

@lodanra

11 ай бұрын

Same

@ConnorXcrash

10 ай бұрын

Same

@junebunny0712

6 ай бұрын

Same.

@rays..XOXO.

5 ай бұрын

i do too dw lol

thanos: *"I am... Inevitable."* mark: *"I AM A MAN WHO OWNS* *FIVE* *O V E N S"*

@Michael_3865

4 жыл бұрын

Mark: I.... Am OvenMan.

@lucidartist8026

4 жыл бұрын

*Mark snaps fingers*

@khorrusvoa

4 жыл бұрын

Jacksepticeye: Mark...top o' the mornin' to ya...

@piperisbored

4 жыл бұрын

The ovenity mitt........ Im not sorry

@thesilentangrycat9801

4 жыл бұрын

lol

"I AM A MAN WHO OWNS *_F I V E O V E N S_* " "I'll make muffins! ... _do these r i s e..?_ I'll make muffins!"

@enbycracker9349

4 жыл бұрын

What are you gonna make? *M U F F I N S*

@RadRabbitTTV

4 жыл бұрын

M U F F I N S

Mark as a child: We didn't even have an oven we had the *stone* Mark is making up for the lack of ovens he had as a child with F I V E O V E N S

14:50 I love how Tyler dashes off-screen the INSTANT he sees what Ethan is about to do

“Did you pour out the wAter?? Oh it’s just clear”.-Ethan Best quote I’ve heard in a very long time

@ricktyson5900

4 жыл бұрын

Another great quote is "who's ready to cream?!"

@straightfromdema

4 жыл бұрын

or “oooh a keTtLe”

@JJ-gn1tb

4 жыл бұрын

No it's Kettul (in captions)

@crematedfelony

4 жыл бұрын

hehe 666 likes

@cbryce0323

4 жыл бұрын

@@ricktyson5900 "Can you crack an egg without cracking it?" 7:30

mark: don’t unplug my wifi also mark: *unplugs wifi*

@RedK5

5 жыл бұрын

someone that was hilarious

Tyler constantly forgetting the oven situation is a whole mood

Mark: slowly going insane Ethan: watching and enjoying the chaos mark is mostly reponcable for Tyler: is there in the back trying not to get hit in the crossfire (or die via 1/6 of marks ovens going kaboom boom)

Omg you guys are adorable! Also nice oven mitts 👀👨🏻‍🍳👨🏻‍🍳👨🏻‍🍳

@JeylinRocksOut

5 жыл бұрын

Hi Ro!! 😊

@velin.8501

5 жыл бұрын

ROOOO

@minicloud737

5 жыл бұрын

You should bake with all three of them Ro!!

@LucindaPug

5 жыл бұрын

Hi Ro!! ❤️

@qwertstrewq

5 жыл бұрын

Rosanna!

"Mix egg YOLK with sugar" Ethan: Cracks two whole eggs

@bananathing4005

5 жыл бұрын

lol

2019: *"I am a man who owns 5 ovens"* 2022: *"I am a man who owns 2 billboards"*

@codytherat5688

2 жыл бұрын

I think he down graded

@RaurXDberry

2 жыл бұрын

@@codytherat5688 I think he upgraded ...I mean he has his own billboards ...just by doing KZread ! I mean that's impressive idk a whole lot of people who can say that

At random times in life, "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS" will pop into my head and I laugh like a loon so good work fellas

You know you're an adult watching Markiplier when you legit are thirsting over a Double Oven and that Industrial Sink

@canine8284

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not even out of college and I _want_ that

@rockycuro7737

3 жыл бұрын

@@canine8284 I'm in highschool and I want those!

@gadli3981

3 жыл бұрын

I just got into highschool and sucks to be you I guess Muahahhahahh

@Haroldm814

3 жыл бұрын

@@gadli3981 I feel bad for the youth in today's crazy Politically Correct world.

@bhzaddybhzolby1705

3 жыл бұрын

And the pot filler over the restaurant stove.

Ethan: forgets to separate egg yolk from whites, forgets about his thing on the stove top, forgets to add vanilla Also Ethan: remembers they need to turn off the ovens

@raindrop5243

3 жыл бұрын

ADD/ADHD at its finest I should know lmfaooo

@17_kingofthedead_19

3 жыл бұрын

Also… “im going to go WASH MY HANDS as ALL good chefs SHOULD DO!” *10 minutes later* “is yolk and egg different?”

@kalrow4560

3 жыл бұрын

he may give himself food poisoning but at least he'll still have a house

@victoriateel1347

2 жыл бұрын

me in a nutshell 😂

@bat-familyfun3150

2 жыл бұрын

Safety before taste

“I am a man that owns five ovens” is my favorite quote ever from anything

"Have you never boiled water before??" "Well noone watches it!" Is somehow unironically hilarious-

5:21 Look at the aprons.. Mark: too low Ethan: too up Tyler: *p e r f e c t*

@smartmarsam

3 жыл бұрын

Balanced just like how everything should be

@whomstdve4743

3 жыл бұрын

lmao, its the same thing with their hats. mark: no hair ethan: h a i r y tyler: *p e r f e c t*

@aso-chan

3 жыл бұрын

@@whomstdve4743 omg ur right lmao

@linkk.mccree4853

3 жыл бұрын

No Mark has suspenders not an apron idk what you’re talking about

@hiccup7457

3 жыл бұрын

"too up" for ethan, because he just doesnt fit in the same square as grammar, amiright?

“Fame makes people crazy.” Actors: *Does drugs.* KZreadrs: *Makes videos about having 5 ovens.*

@meanncat3050

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the saying is true. But I'd use Mark learning pole dancing as the video example. XD Or Moo

@Sunny-ot1vo

4 жыл бұрын

... does Ro or Mark have more ovens? Cause ONE of them I’d expect to have 5 🤣

@Mintywwww

4 жыл бұрын

That saying is true af 😂

@venomquill308

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sunny-ot1vo Legend says her house is MADE of ovens.

11:57 is my favorite part of this vid, no questions asked

21:36 Ethna is so wholesome oml😭

mark's french: trying his best to get the accent right and mix in some french ethan's french: edna mode

@Dougiewoof

3 жыл бұрын

For a second there I forgot that was her name...... And was just thinking oh yes Ethan went into Edna mode..... Like I knew what it meant but I misinterpreted it...... It makes more sense now

@jenniflower6569

3 жыл бұрын

NO CAPES

@vaporfox115

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenniflower6569 Edna Mode. And guest.

@jenniflower6569

3 жыл бұрын

@@vaporfox115 I know I was quoted her

@vaporfox115

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenniflower6569 I did too.

I love how their aprons are all at drastically different heights

@shazza4360

2 жыл бұрын

😭

@andruwingram848

2 жыл бұрын

And marks is the shortest 😂

@junglejin3096

2 жыл бұрын

First thing I noticed 😭

@mattbar6

2 жыл бұрын

Omfg I never noticed that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@marcusklassen6201

2 жыл бұрын

I just realized yeah they are

24:02, marks arm!

For a short explanation on why the Creme Brulee needs boiling water when it goes in the oven is because it needs to go through a Bain Marie so that it doesn't end up cracking and the eggs don't curdle and such supposedly

Mark: too salty yet too sweet Tyler: painfully bland Ethan: EGG

@clorox9538

5 жыл бұрын

so their personalities

@mrnowhere

5 жыл бұрын

How is 'EGG' a personality?🤔

@catnip159

5 жыл бұрын

ThatOneEmoKid “so what are your personalities like?” “Well my friends describe me as too salty yet too sweet” “I’m just painfully bland” *”E G G”*

@cloudmmilk3504

5 жыл бұрын

ThatOneEmoKid Cause he’s the best boye

@wooooooooooosh4116

5 жыл бұрын

Egg

Ethan: The Reckless one Tyler: The Excessively Safe one Mark: The perfect mix of the two

@jensenwolfe8250

3 жыл бұрын

@grace the medic main I have now added this to my vocabulary, gratitude

@capn7298

3 жыл бұрын

How is Tyler safe? He didnt pull out a minute early

@semisweetdisgrace6285

3 жыл бұрын

Mark: The one who owns 5 ovens

@helmetedautistic8647

3 жыл бұрын

Except this is S A L T.

@quinyoung9871

3 жыл бұрын

mark is the conspiracy man, he always looks for the creative solution, to an excessive amount

I love watching Ethan’s zoom zoom brain with the lighters, like when he put the bottom of both of them together, because as someone with ADHD, I know exactly what his mind is feeling with stuff like that.

13:54 As an Australian who usees my kettle every morning, I fucking lost it at Tyler being so clueless💀😭

@Fool408

3 ай бұрын

He hasn't used an electric kettle. I haven't used one either

Mark: *realizes he has a high-tech house* I am a man who owns 5 ovens Me: *crying in laughter* yes Mark you are

@lone-oo4zh

5 жыл бұрын

lol😇

@fandommother368

5 жыл бұрын

True

@assasincrew8153

5 жыл бұрын

Same mah dude.

@lunarose7914

4 жыл бұрын

I’m always accidentally disliking comments and I always undislike them but I worry it shows up in a notification like it does if your comment is liked.

@hannahmaclachlan9842

4 жыл бұрын

Truly a man with a beautiful soul

So *this* is where “I am a man who owns FIVE OVENS” Comes from

@Flabbergasted-yl4hv

4 жыл бұрын

yes. I was looking for that one. i saw the clip and then wanted to find it.

@livingjackor

4 жыл бұрын

I have been searching my EnTiRe lifeu

@CosmonixHarmonic

4 жыл бұрын

y e s

@trickytreyperfected1482

4 жыл бұрын

It seems like Unus Annus just revived this meme. Which is funny because Unus Annus is going to die pretty soon.

@trickytreyperfected1482

4 жыл бұрын

@@koiran_liha It's 1 and a half months through it's lifespan. That's roughly 12.5% of it's lifespan. A year really isn't a lot of time.

Hey, serious tip: don’t ever do what Ethan did with the hairspray. The fire can climb up the stream and explode the can in your hands.

18:20 I think this was one of the moments Mark and Ethan realized they had really good comedic chemistry 😂

We're all amazed he has five ovens. I'm amazed he nEVER NOTICED.

@cursedspider5610

5 жыл бұрын

Mid-Knight Scribbles FIVE OVENS

@lunahaddixmoon953

5 жыл бұрын

I’m amazed by that fact he didn’t know what it could do!

@mid-knightscribbles4236

5 жыл бұрын

@@lunahaddixmoon953 For reeeeal 😂💜 Esp with how much he talks about the food/cooking he loves. Gotta adore our oblivious markimoo~.

@lanajaleel

5 жыл бұрын

Mid-Knight Scribbles same dude same

@nadavwolf6390

5 жыл бұрын

I half expected him to burn his house down in the opening 10 seconds.

From sitting on a stone to owning 5 ovens Mark has gone far

@samfinkjensen

4 жыл бұрын

Ahead of your time...

@urinetrouble0543

4 жыл бұрын

Sam Fink-Jensen ?

@FatedDestiny

3 жыл бұрын

you forgot not being able to afford air LMAO

@wolfyboy

3 жыл бұрын

@@FatedDestiny and fingers. XD

@agav224

3 жыл бұрын

buttstone

15:48 they are legit just *children* watching the ovens and i love it

I swear, these three are an eye-poke and a head-thump away from being the modern Three Stooges 😂

every other markiplier video ever: We wErE ToO pOoR! This video: I AM A MAN THAT OWNS FIIIIIIVE OVENS!

@Izusaurus

4 жыл бұрын

Four

@INSANITYTOWN

4 жыл бұрын

Pewdiepie has the biggest ovens thats why he's number 1 on youtube... Pewdiepie is a nazi joke

@Parsilokita

4 жыл бұрын

izzy comics it was 5

@rioxxi3761

4 жыл бұрын

Shadow dragon draws she said that

@iiLadybuq

4 жыл бұрын

So if I go to his house I can bake 5 cakes

Mark, to Ethan: "How many ovens do you think I have?" Mark a minute later: "I AM A MAN WHO OWNS F I V E OVENS"

I love how in every one of these videos mark and Ethan are always acting like children and Tyler is so serious 😂 the dad and his two sons.

“Who’s ready to Cream? :D” -Ethan 2020 or 2019 idno. \._./