Ronald as the manager actually isn’t that bad of an idea. There’s definitely some comedic potential in that; I just don’t think that Guava managed to find it.

@DyslexicMitochondria

3 жыл бұрын

He brutally destroyed any comedy potential there was

@epicstuff7522

3 жыл бұрын

@@DyslexicMitochondria Yes haha

@tomhappening

3 жыл бұрын

@@DyslexicMitochondria cool channel bro

@TheadoreRexicus

3 жыл бұрын

Eric Andre did a really funny bit with that idea where he showed up at a McDonald's as drunk Ronald McDonald and started firing people

@metalmissile8837

3 жыл бұрын

Makes me think of how in South Park, Mickey Mouse is the owner of the Disney Company

honestly a little heartbroken to see how he’s changed since he was roi wassabi. he’s literally an og youtuber but ended up rebranding to “appeal to kids” :( i understand how youtube has changed over time but it just sucks to see a classic and beloved creator who made original and genuinely funny content become such a strange influencer who’s every move feels like a cash grab :/

@ThisisAEDEN

3 жыл бұрын

I relate to this so much,I miss the old or younger him, Ok maybe now that I think about it... it’s just weird

@star7689

3 жыл бұрын

yeah same

@streammonocowards836

3 жыл бұрын

looking back at wassabi productions, it was always random = funny kids content :( but what sucks is that he never evolved with everyone else! it only got more loud and random. and like you said, a cash grab :((

@who8518

3 жыл бұрын

it really kinda hits hard and shows how much content and appeal has changed with the newer gen coming in. it’s not a bad thing per say but it’s so crazy to think abt knowing who he was before.

@mexicanjumpingbean7710

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I remember watching him and loving his videos and it's sad to see how much he's changed. Obviously, people change and that's totally okay, but he changed in a bad way :/

As someone who used to watch Guava Juice, watching Danny watch him is one of the most surreal things ever to me.

@DJG_Studios

2 ай бұрын

And I love surrealism But not Salvador Dali, that guy stinks

@ohgr8t_peopple

2 ай бұрын

I never watched guava juice because I knew what bad content was even as like a seven year old kid

@matahugu8675

2 ай бұрын

@@ohgr8t_peoppleit wasn't the same content 6 years ago dude

@gilnahnu

8 күн бұрын

@@matahugu8675 yeah, i used to watch guava juice for his gaming content , that was around 2016 im sure.

As a former Dunkin employee, I can confirm we just put the leftovers in the front and keep the flavors in the back for ourselves, cuz we were greedy

@Bumble._.Jellybottom

5 ай бұрын

this actually made me laugh lol-

@katedanylenko8921

5 ай бұрын

how dare you

@bigheadgamerboy4369

8 күн бұрын

as a current dunkin employee i can confirm we are like goblins protecting our gold pile

That’s not Roi wassabi. That’s the alien that replaced him yall...

@yukiecookie8616

3 жыл бұрын

*Roi

@ryzerino

3 жыл бұрын

yes also its roi*

@kirastump2989

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I knowwwww. I remember their breaking apart to do different stuff video

@yukiecookie8616

3 жыл бұрын

@@kirastump2989 I know right it's so sad, I miss the old wassabi production most importantly Rolanda and Richard XD

@gahnity

3 жыл бұрын

wasabi productions was my favorite youtube channel way back when. then alex left, and guava juice was made. it was actually good and entertaining for a good 2 years, then he started trying to appeal to a really young audience and it ruined it. you hate to see it :/

“I feel like Guava Juice is fucking with me on a very personal level”

@vinescent1370

3 жыл бұрын

This quote gives off a Moistcritikal insult vibe

@Bone_Chaser

3 жыл бұрын

@@vinescent1370 yeah

@MadWeegee

3 жыл бұрын

HOL UP-

@jennydemetree1276

3 жыл бұрын

I was reading this comment at the exact time he said this lol

@PlumAlt

3 жыл бұрын

@@jennydemetree1276 me too

All of the Dannies calmly yelling "nooooo" at Danny's stand up comedy is cracking me up 😂😂😂

@Scarawara

9 ай бұрын

Dannies doesn’t look like a real word

McDonald's coffees also function as molotov cocktails

@Alissamongol1283

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

Gus Johnson put it perfectly: Guava Juice is the overly quirky kid in middle school that never became an adult

@aclstudios

3 жыл бұрын

me

@GravyTanker

3 жыл бұрын

Insert Bo Burnham Art is Dead quote

@atleastno1willseeme

3 жыл бұрын

@@GravyTanker “have you ever been to a birthday party for children and one of the children won’t stop screaming cause he’s just a little attention attractor, when he grows up to be a comical actor, he’ll be rewarded for never maturing, for never understanding or learning that every day can’t be about him, theres other people you selfish asshole” - Art is dead - Bo Burham

@lamplol7120

3 жыл бұрын

I feel attacked...

@aguasadonas8346

3 жыл бұрын

Ya Gus was good

Whenever Guava Juice doesn’t scream or do a weird voice it almost feels like he’s a real person

@DyslexicMitochondria

3 жыл бұрын

He's like the kid who came out of womb in 9 days instead of 9 months. If I made content like that I'd jump off a cliff. Glad I make normal content

@kurti.cy.

3 жыл бұрын

Like Collins key

@screamsformemes

3 жыл бұрын

keyword ALMOST

@D44RK_Iced_Yogs

3 жыл бұрын

Sad thing he was good before he made guava juice

@moonlightdancer2750

3 жыл бұрын

I’m your 333rd like😄❤️

I can’t believe I used to watch Guava Juice every day as a child. Now it just feels like I wasted my childhood away.

@alonebutkillingit

Жыл бұрын

if you watched him as a child chances are you're still a child.

@notalwayssunny9048

Жыл бұрын

thankfully he used to make different content though, he literally regressed with his content lmaoo

@likeadino8580

Жыл бұрын

@@alonebutkillingit guava juice yes but the wasabi channel he used to be on is ‘old’ now. 10-9 years

@shin_kiyo

Жыл бұрын

@@alonebutkillingitnope, i watched wassabi productions as a kid back when he was on there & i’m 19 now

@umey3445

Жыл бұрын

You’re still a child bro

I remember as a kid, Guava Juice scared me. At first I thought it was an irrational fear, but I get it now.

"In the future, humour will be randomly generated"

@caroline2900

3 жыл бұрын

VEGGIE TALES

@logankelley99

3 жыл бұрын

VEGGIETALES

@iruznosnhoj3288

3 жыл бұрын

W E E D E A T E R

@NotBizarro

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, a Greg of culture

@carsonscartoons7845

3 жыл бұрын

A man of culture I see..

It’s crazy to me that there’s a whole generation that won’t know him as Roy wasabi

@iwillpeeyourpants3057

3 жыл бұрын

That's why he was familiar holy crap

@bruhafrog226

3 жыл бұрын

literally the whole reason i understood his humor was cause it was just.. wassabi humor..but worse now

@maehadid9504

3 жыл бұрын

Rolanda raised me😩🤚

@kirin1230

3 жыл бұрын

That's... Tragic

@audreeg5902

3 жыл бұрын

@@maehadid9504 Roland and Richard 😩

I love absurdist humor. Homestar Runner, Jake and Amir, the birthday boys, etc. But they still do the humor part too. Not just the absurdity.

The McDonal skit is a reference to a woman who sued McDonals because their coffee was so hot that she spilled it on her body and it gave her Third degree burns

@kenmaswatermelon832

Ай бұрын

Ye it fused her labia together so I don’t blame her

@DumbFishes

29 күн бұрын

@@kenmaswatermelon832 McDonal is evil

@spookygrape7827

14 күн бұрын

Mcdonal

tbh that first "what not to do at mcdonalds" is probably about the one lady who got horrible burns all over her body costing thousands of dollars in medical care after a mcdonalds coffee that was at obscene temperatures spilled on her. Instead of changing the temp they keep the coffee, mcdonalds just added that "caution: drink is hot" text on the cups. Which kinda makes that one a little :///

@imalittlestinker

3 жыл бұрын

... oof

@DuckBilledAtheist

3 жыл бұрын

And then they spun the case into a frivolous lawsuit done by an angry, money hungry customer

@masochistic_art

3 жыл бұрын

how tf do you even accidentally make a coffee that hot

@appalachiabrauchfrau

3 жыл бұрын

her LABIA MELTED TOGETHER

@Sky-rr6tp

3 жыл бұрын

@@DuckBilledAtheist it wasn’t frivolous dude. The coffee was dangerously hot and when it burned her lap, it fused the 79 year old’s genitalia together. There are pictures if you want to see and they’re pretty horrific. She just wanted McDonald’s to pay her medical expenses, estimated at $20,000. McDonald’s only offered $800 so she filed the lawsuit.

“and then it just took a left turn, and then it took like 50 more left turns” and i live by that.

@funnyfunnyvalentine7991

3 жыл бұрын

I read this as he said it

@itsmeabbyp7307

3 жыл бұрын

Mi perdonas?

@geesegoose3267

3 жыл бұрын

But that just a bunch of circles

@KiwiTheBloop

3 жыл бұрын

@@geesegoose3267 that's what I said

@felixstone3.14

3 жыл бұрын

Corkle

I love the theory that every Guava Juice video is personalized just to fuck with the viewer

I know I’m a year late but I’ve come back to say, his newest video, he’s started to make a change, and I’m exited to see a change in his content because he even said it had taken a big toll on him, so I am happy for him, and hope he can turn be happy with he creates.

It’s sad that he peaked during the whole “Wassabi Production” era when he used to do those Rolanda and Richard skits. The “Call Me Maybe” parody was iconic back then.

@ciaraevers3487

3 жыл бұрын

the good ol' days

@ashlymendez9277

3 жыл бұрын

@@ciaraevers3487 yup

@sheilakazvini9005

3 жыл бұрын

oh my god, that was him? what a crying shame lol. reading the name "rolanda" was such a throwback to a memory i forgot i had of watching his videos

@zoosmell_egbert

3 жыл бұрын

Me and my friend were obsessed with those videos to the point where we made ourselves looked like them and roleplayed as them

@soupishcat

3 жыл бұрын

yeah i remember that it was an og iconic video

Coming from a McDonald’s employee: I can confirm every time someone comes in and orders a single coffee, we throw it at them and set them on fire.

@VROOM-

Жыл бұрын

ong bro, as someone who drives a bus, ppl be snacking on our school buses.

@rieioo9827

Жыл бұрын

@@VROOM- im the school bus and this is true

@Mirelurksaremyfav

Жыл бұрын

Where do y’all keep the gasoline? For um.. research.. yeah.. research.

@kayleecasey560

Жыл бұрын

@@Mirelurksaremyfav It’s actually in the drink machine. The reason McDonald’s sprite tastes so good is because we have a constant stream of gasoline running through all our soft drinks

@Legend234_VRC

Жыл бұрын

I am coffee and that true

as the ceo of mcdonalds (im not an expert, im literally the ceo of mcdonalds), i can confirm it is customer policy to light our customers on fire with our patented gasoline coffee

11:30 Not all mimes are silent, but I get your point.

As a McDonald’s employee i can promise you those are all things that happen

@decimals1238

3 жыл бұрын

Wait you guys are airbenders

@yoimcarter

3 жыл бұрын

@@decimals1238 LMAO

@jellyfishin

3 жыл бұрын

I bet your manager is the avatar

@polk-e-dot8177

3 жыл бұрын

@@jellyfishin no she said these are things that happen, so ofc their manager is Ronald McJoker.

@jellyfishin

3 жыл бұрын

@@polk-e-dot8177 *so ronald is the avatar*

I know I consumed horrible lowkey brain-rotting content as a child but I’m genuinely concerned for how today’s children will end up with content like Guava Juices

@user-vy9mt3vr4r

3 жыл бұрын

I hated Guava Juice the minute i saw him and his bad thumbnails on the trending page...

@thetruth830

3 жыл бұрын

The only kids creator my mom lets my brother watch is blippi at this point

@YodsYunkestYriver

3 жыл бұрын

@@thetruth830 arguabley worse

@YodsYunkestYriver

3 жыл бұрын

@Tegan gotta say, I always thought he was overrated

@shiannafoxx

3 жыл бұрын

Same it's kinda scary. All I know is my kids are gonna grow up with the good classics like Blues Clues, Dora/Diego, Ni Hao Kai-Lan, Wonder Pets, Barney, etc.

The first one actually happened. A women went through a drive thru to order a hot coffee from mcdonalds. But the person who made her coffee put the tempature way over the legal limit for food and drinks. So whenever the woman go her coffee she end up spilling it on her lap and having extreme burns on her upper leg, groin area. The woman didnt even want to press charges to mcdonalds but what she did want to do is raise awareness for her situation and for people to understand that this wasnt okay. She ended up in a lawsuit with mcdonalds

To be fair, in France there are (at least) two different types of mimes. One is just a mime like we all know, and a Pierrot. Last I remember, they can talk, or at the very least some of them do. Also, mimes are seen mainly with happy faces while Pierrots are sad faced.

@viapatel4961

7 ай бұрын

Is it common do they Roam the streets

@realafah

7 ай бұрын

@@viapatel4961 I don’t live in France so I’m not sure. They’re more like a clown is here, where I believe they are in performance shows as opposed to mines who do street performances. I’ve only really seen pierrots depicted in indoors (or tents) performances

@realafah

7 ай бұрын

@@viapatel4961 I just remembered a great example of a pierrott of resent years! It's a youtuber named Puddles Pity Party and he does song covers. He was even on americas got talent at one point too (or at least im pretty sure it was america's got talent)

@viapatel4961

7 ай бұрын

@@realafah thank you! I just checked him out and he’s absolutely great and what he does, some really interesting stuff here

Danny looks like he's aging, just backwards

@Cinnabun9

3 жыл бұрын

He'll probably age into a child at this point

@katherinehollis4882

3 жыл бұрын

It’s because he’s eating his almonds

@alexjones2519

3 жыл бұрын

i can’t say this enough, la croix is the fountain of youth

@jenniferhilton3824

3 жыл бұрын

Unrelated but I love your pfp

@maxzban1227

3 жыл бұрын

@@katherinehollis4882 I got that one

kinda sucks that kids nowadays will remember him as guava juice and not roy wassabi from wassabi productions🥲(or more specifically rolanda)

@avurarey464

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that too

@LPSWeirdCow13

3 жыл бұрын

Roi

@melodicbanshee4344

3 жыл бұрын

I thought no one would mention it.

@ariellelyons

3 жыл бұрын

i was shocked that this is the only comment i saw mentioning it!

@vickisoup2657

3 жыл бұрын

Ya me too

I'm like 9% sure McDonald's employee's have to clean the ice cream machine daily so when they don't want to they just say "Oh our ice cream machine is broken"

I miss Wasabi Productions💀

I'll be honest, as a Filipino growing up seeing this guy on Wassabi Productions was awesome because I was basically seeing someone like me represent on KZread. It gave me this idea that I could probably make it and be successful on KZread too. So to see how far he's fallen as a KZreadr and resorted to basically making kids' content because something something algorithm something something views and revenue is so sad.

@inkyartss4100

3 жыл бұрын

‘I’M NOT GIRIY!’ Wasabi productions was the best.

@yssa1945

3 жыл бұрын

@Human Centered not everyone thinks like u tho. and this is why representation matters.

@essieemahone

3 жыл бұрын

@Human Centered you are probably white/caucasian etc. Not seeing people like yourself (specially in your childhood) sometimes makes you feel like it isn't your place. Same for people with disabilities, lgbtq, different body size and so on!

@essieemahone

3 жыл бұрын

@@yssa1945 yes!!! For kids the most👌

@ratedpending

3 жыл бұрын

At least you got the homie domics tho still

Guava jucie’s content is like the annoying kid in an inprov class who thinks he’s super funny and just steamrolls everyone else even tho he’s terrible at improv and just isn’t funny

@KP_Gem

3 жыл бұрын

Omg YES.

@user-rg1xq4qm9t

3 жыл бұрын

That’s Michael Scott

@renno2679

3 жыл бұрын

He's Michael Scott at improv class.

@pinkpeppers5580

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-rg1xq4qm9t I was just about to say that 🤣

@mr.shepherdspie7958

3 жыл бұрын

office reference?

0:03 omg I cant believe Danny made the ADHD show

7:14 lol I love how his eyes look like they have the play button(▶️) as pupils

I hate the fact that kids are growing up watching that stuff. Like previous generations grew up on dumb random humour too, that's just what appeals to kids. But some of the stuff on that channel and elsewhere on KZread is straight up brainrot...and the sexual content, stereotypes, etc. are worrying too. And so many kids are just watching it nonstop, the algorithm just feeds them more and more and their parents don't know any better or sometimes just don't care. Maybe I'm blowing it out of proportion idk, it just feels bad to me

@mahnoorahmad1690

3 жыл бұрын

And those kids will never know the golden age of Roi on Wasabi Productions :(

@warriorcatfanhawksky

3 жыл бұрын

I work in a school and actually have noticed a third grader watching sniperwolf, my soul died a little

@ew275x

3 жыл бұрын

I dunno, our dads and grandpas grew up watching racist, sexist, homophobic cartoons/books and plenty of people grew up watching glorified toy commercials.

@br0k3nman

3 жыл бұрын

At least the stuff I grew up with like “all your base” and “badger badger badger” had a sense of true randomness that had a sense of some sort of real humor in them. They aren’t the best examples but I’m thinking of newgrounds and places that had this shared sense of goofiness or irony.

@mrdepresso5453

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a kid and I think these channels are just annoying what's the point of making an entire set and not having a script it's like making a CGI movie without editing.

So basically he’s turning into the annoying orange

@krimzyn4012

3 жыл бұрын

Oh he’s gone further than that-

@DonutCare564

3 жыл бұрын

@@krimzyn4012 yup! At least annoying Orange had/has ACTUAL jokes and not just randomness lol

@optimisticoscar4711

3 жыл бұрын

@Massimo Conelli so just annoying then

@Yukkin231

3 жыл бұрын

@@DonutCare564 but they aren't making any more new jokes. They are all the same these days and are kinda getting sad.

@patch7151

3 жыл бұрын

Annoying guava

The stare as Danny watches Danny eat ice cream that manifested out of the wall dust, amazing

Bro I love how your talking about guava juice because was my childhood but like him from like 5 years ago

“These videos make me tired” that’s so relatable. Maybe the only relatable thing in this video.

@sadmermaid

3 жыл бұрын

I'm frightened. Do people like this exist for real?

@andrewmaloney69

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@BraydenWilliamsonYeet

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Frivolousfruitcake

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe that’s why parents put this on for their kids... so they take their nap xD

@Kaunoe

3 жыл бұрын

Idk, Danny staring at a wall talking about icecrean was pretty relatable

here I was thinking you were going on some rant about some tropical beverage 🍹

@pushimka

3 жыл бұрын

i wish

@rheanasmith9011

3 жыл бұрын

same lol until i saw it was an actual person

@F0g1sC0ming

3 жыл бұрын

Logan! I didn't expect to see you here!

@BobbEditz

3 жыл бұрын

Here before it blows up lol

@gabisrluna

3 жыл бұрын

Logan I see u on Colleen’s comment section all the time!

his videos are this type of videos i would find absolutely hilarous if i was drunk or high lol

Something’s I always find insane is that only about 4 years ago I was a kid watching Guava Juice and I’m watching Danny make a video about them now. WOW MY HUMOR HAS CHANGED

it’s weird how his videos are “targeted towards kids” but he over sexualizes some characters-like the wendy’s character.

@behappy30004

3 жыл бұрын

Fr😀🤚

@sarahb8147

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that too. Internet is a bad place for kids

@who8518

3 жыл бұрын

if you remember back when he did the rolanda skits he didn’t sexualize her nearly as much. i think he attempted to do the same thing but it flopped lol. then again, he purposely had rolanda be ‘ugly’ and repulsive.

@bag.of.bones.

3 жыл бұрын

really bad representation of women for kids to watch tbh

@sarahb8147

3 жыл бұрын

@@bag.of.bones. exactly what I was thinking honestly. Starting the dehumanization and objectification early. No wonder gen z is full of misogynists.

This feels like shady brand recognition targeted to children. No way they actually spent the money to buy all of those branded props just for one video.

@DyslexicMitochondria

3 жыл бұрын

ikrrr! I felt the same

@marchforth3515

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a good observation, I didn’t think about that

@Hithere-uz6wd

3 жыл бұрын

The views they get pay for those props and more

@IratePuffin

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure you hit the nail on the head!

@elimerritt4849

3 жыл бұрын

Views on children’s content pay surprisingly well so if they are or aren’t sponsored they are still making a ridiculous amount of money

Danny: talking at any point of this video Me: (stairs at the 🦩🦩🦩)

I did not expect the coffee being thrown. That had me dying lmao

“That was the best acting I’ve ever seen” “How”

@DyslexicMitochondria

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@charlotte6154

3 жыл бұрын

@@DyslexicMitochondria your user 👁👄👁

@dayaneperez8086

3 жыл бұрын

@@charlotte6154 innit😭🦶🏾

@Shanzieee

3 жыл бұрын

WTF IS THAT PROFILE PICTURE 😭 😂 I fricking love it 😳

@squid235

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shanzieee dr squidenchmirts

If you make enough left turns don't you eventually end up being relatable?

@pushimka

3 жыл бұрын

hi

@wild8720

3 жыл бұрын

I guess

@keshabaryal8789

3 жыл бұрын

hi verified person

@Justin-qe6gj

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@taylorahring5416

3 жыл бұрын

Rectangble

The part that made me laugh the hardest was the audience in sync just goin’ “ok”

5:00 uses a imaginary spoon to eat ice cream out of a *cone*

Oh my gosh your hair. Please tell me you’re doing hair product promos.

@serotonindealermcstuffins

3 жыл бұрын

Haha yess

@thelanktheist2626

3 жыл бұрын

Who knew One Topic was a Greg

@zapthebird8141

3 жыл бұрын

Bro his hair is fabulous

@nobodyakacat-girlmario3707

3 жыл бұрын

You should have seen his pineapple hair..

@angelodenver9133

3 жыл бұрын

Like everything about him 100% genetics, the only way to get his hair is if is resting on the top of your.......

danny must be eating his almonds because he’s literally aging backwards

@derekkim593

3 жыл бұрын

You should see how he looked in high school

@worstusernameintheworld9871

3 жыл бұрын

You should see how he looked in middle school

@random_dragon

3 жыл бұрын

Now I'm just imagining all baby pictures of him looking like a full grown adult

@sexytrashbag

3 жыл бұрын

He really is tho..

@emma-os2sm

3 жыл бұрын

stolen joke

I watch Danny while I work and some of the stuff that comes on my screen must creep my coworkers out

The simultaneous “okay” in. The comedy section😂😂

I hate that every female character he brings on just has no personality and there only thing is to be sexual. That’s such a bad stereotype for kids to see.

@DyslexicMitochondria

3 жыл бұрын

It's absolutely awful. He has an iq of a rock. If I made videos like that I'd jump off a cliff. Glad I don't

@danielretardo7075

3 жыл бұрын

@@DyslexicMitochondria you got a cool channel bro

@hgdrrfgrg

3 жыл бұрын

Ok my tiny pea brain thought you were talking about Danny for a moment i was legit about to ask what kid is watching Danny Gonzalez I'm mad stupid

@moremitochondria2737

3 жыл бұрын

@@DyslexicMitochondria exactly

@jazz624

3 жыл бұрын

Right.

Oh my god. That mcdonalds coffee burning joke was a reference to a real woman that got real 3rd degree burns and really sued mcdonalds for gross neglegence. I thought he was a kids channel

@etanu8308

3 жыл бұрын

jesus christ

@saltydinonuggies1841

3 жыл бұрын

Oh he is... thats the kinda content kids like to watch apparently. Ive seen way worse stuff in kids videos.

@charleychaplin7490

3 жыл бұрын

She was 70 too and almost died from the burns because mc Donalds had the coffee at a ridiculous hot temperature and had to sue when mc Donald's refused to pay her medical bills that she couldn't afford theres a whole episode of Adam ruins everything on it

@Leah-ne2dk

3 жыл бұрын

@@charleychaplin7490 yeah, she didn’t do it on purpose, she just felt like she had to.

@ArnLPs

3 жыл бұрын

@@charleychaplin7490 I said the same thing in my comment, I kinda think it makes the joke better to know about that and considering how people used to talk about that woman thanks to McDonald's propaganda about her, his joke is surprisingly in good taste in my opinion, since it's the employers that are depicted as acting dumb and weird, not the woman for expecting not to be burned to death by their coffee.

That McFlurry part was VERY COOL!!!! Lol

To be fair the food inspector bit made me laugh out of pure whiplash

stop. breathe. take a moment to appreciate Danny’s hair.

@kurti.cy.

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not sure how such perfection exists

@Fr4gileGh05t

3 жыл бұрын

The perfect hair doesn't exi-

@tuxedosteve9556

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine not having his hair, cringe

@Bellarose52810

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@alliebrooks5106

3 жыл бұрын

my obsession with danny is growing

Every time you say “great day” i’d like to imagine you say “Greg day”

@Fionacle

3 жыл бұрын

I have to learn how to edit audio for this specific thing

@PissyLissy

3 жыл бұрын

Petition for Danny to start saying that

@DyslexicMitochondria

3 жыл бұрын

Wish he'd start saying that lol

@danielretardo7075

3 жыл бұрын

@@DyslexicMitochondria I was curious about your username so clicked on your profile. Your channel is a hidden gem bro

@moremitochondria2737

3 жыл бұрын

@dyslexic mitochondria You have an amazing channel man

Did anyone else notice that The old guy in one of the DD skits has a gun

10:33 I literally took a 3 hour nap midway through a guava clip so I fully agree XD

My son has watched this train wreck for a few years and even he’s at the point “I don’t understand what he’s doing, or what’s going on, it’s not even funny”. He’s 9. Farts and peepee are peak humor.

@ireadysucks3026

3 жыл бұрын

don’t blame youtubers for poopoo peepee humor. all children think that’s comedy, even kids that don’t even know what KZread is

@emmaly8993

3 жыл бұрын

@@ireadysucks3026 I think they mean the kid likes poopoo and peepee humor and they don’t even like guava I don’t think they are blaming it on youtube

@charlienegelein3898

3 жыл бұрын

@@ireadysucks3026 All children? No thank you I haven't watched Guava Juice for at least 4 years and even then I didn't like him but he has gotten significantly worse. Danny Gonzalez is the much superior option. So is Jarvis Johnson, Kurtis Conner, and Drew Gooden. But of course, those really are all the same person in disguise.

@loodle5515

3 жыл бұрын

i mean, i’m 18 and fart and peepee jokes are still peak humor... this is just two people on shrooms’ hallucination

@ireadysucks3026

3 жыл бұрын

@@emmaly8993 that’s my point

Guava juice use to be a relatively normal youtuber where he use to do skits, challenge videos, vlogs with his friend alex wassabi. Now they've gone there seperate paths, his channel guava juice use to be a gaming channel but it switched to the kiddy side afer a few years.

@yobread1736

3 жыл бұрын

Yea they used to be my favorite youtubers in 2013 and stuff until they both separated :(

@Neha-tn4yu

3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure Alex wassabi quit KZread pretty recently

@Ramanmk

3 жыл бұрын

Rip

@apieceofstupidity1879

3 жыл бұрын

I remember Guava playing Among The Sleep, that was a better time

@sadmousemuffin5536

3 жыл бұрын

So true

Danny, you are giving a man called Guava Juice far too much intellectual credit

4:55 bro’s seriously eating the wall insulation

Social Media people pretending to be women because "its funny" is just so cringy. Like it's almost never funny.

@jakeinternet

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr and 50% of the joke is like "ohhh it doesn't look like a girl ohhh so obviously a man" it's not funny at all

@Lia-yz8sf

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr they think that pretending to be a woman by wearing a wig and messy makeup will make their video "funnier"

@strawberrypencl

3 жыл бұрын

Ehh, depends on the creator and context tbf, LongBeachGriffy does all his own characters so it makes sense for him to do the female ones too (and he's very funny) but guava juice is just dumb, like he's not even trying to make the female characters actually like women at all

@coconutshampoo9025

3 жыл бұрын

The only social media people who do that I will ever respect will be professional/experienced drag queens. Most of them start off irl and make their careers more about the performance and the illusion rather than the “oh look a man with lipstick” factor KZreadrs seem that bank on. Whatever a drag Queen is making, regardless of your stance on it, will 99% of the time be higher quality than this garbage.

@colbygann3999

3 жыл бұрын

@@coconutshampoo9025 not really cuz drag queens are sometimes more cringe than guava juice

I think I figured it out. He's using learning AI to write his scripts for him. Like those ones shitposters use to make episodes of the office. So he probably just put in 10 things not to do at McDonald's and the AI searched the internet and found a popular item (coffee), a notorious problem (Ice cream machine), and then it found ronald and put him as the manager and then made a jumbled mess of a script that like almost kind of makes sense?

@sharvareedeshpande4309

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense tbh

@meggo2z

3 жыл бұрын

makes a lot of sense considering how much he uploads. his characters are probably over the top to make up for the fact that the AI is shitty. he’s been on youtube for a very long time and started doing weird “trendy” content after his partner and friend left him to do other things. what he does now is very cringe but he’s making bank 🤷‍♀️

@lauriex8832

3 жыл бұрын

Ladies and Gentlemen, the next MatPat.

@amisanders467

3 жыл бұрын

This makes a lot a lot of sense. Dang

@sergiod6077

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, kind of, bc AI is either self taught, or trained by humans, which might be the case if u wanna make shitty videos but also the hardest and longest to programme and it only works when many projects are handled

I think that the mime was done miming for the day, and wanted free doughnuts on the way home.

Lmao, when he puts his own hand on his shoulder like it’s somebody else 🤣

Danny's eyes at any given point in time : 🔵 _ 🔵

@clemwsk

2 жыл бұрын

🧿u🧿

@forbiddenpickle1883

2 жыл бұрын

@@clemwsk I had a heart attack

@clemwsk

2 жыл бұрын

💊 take or leave.

@yeonjunxavii5865

2 жыл бұрын

@@forbiddenpickle1883 lmfao ok, gone to the hospital yet?

@tilly2756

2 жыл бұрын

@@forbiddenpickle1883 👨‍⚕️🛏🥒🍽🫀any donors? (Doctor preforms surgery on pickle and heart is on plate doctor is asking for donors)

This guy used to be in Wassabi Productions years ago, and the comedy wasn't that bad, you could get a few chuckles, but then he just left and went apeshit

@elijahfranklin6616

3 жыл бұрын

Money does that do a person sadly

@kurti.cy.

3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s because kids entertainment is easy and a quick cash grab seeing as kids will watch anything

@Mythicalrulesme

3 жыл бұрын

I remember a few years back I used to love his parody of Call Me Maybe

@winonarose7488

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I remember watching Wassabi Productions with my sister and having a pretty good time. Sad how Alex is married and actually making likeable content, while Roy's doing.... this.

@rey1185

3 жыл бұрын

rolanda and richard = modern PEAK romance

Completely unrelated to the video, but Danny’s eyes are mesmerizing

It's weird how they can have enough money to make the background look nice but don't have enough money to have a good editor to do the affects

The McDonald's coffee joke seems like he's making fun of the old woman who got severe third degree burns in her lap because McDonald's was heating their coffee to *190* degrees Fahrenheit. She needed major surgery and skin grafts on her thighs and genitals and McDonald's hired fake protesters to stand outside the courtroom and paint her as a money hungry woman starting frivolous lawsuits who "should know coffee is hot." All she wanted was for them to pay her medical bills and they refused until finally she had to take them to court, then they refused to settle thinking they could manipulate everyone into thinking she was just being careless. She was permanently disfigured and hundreds of people had already complained about how how the coffee was and reported more minor injuries. So yeah, great joke for a children's video I guess?

@ILIKEOTTERS

3 жыл бұрын

@@maydayjanette226 poor women. She really didn't deserve it. I hope that know more people know about the truth and not the lie that she's a money hungry butt. I really hope she's doing ok.

@kd4n347

3 жыл бұрын

Why do people have to take everything so negatively, he might have been defending her for all you know, but you'll find any chance to be offended. "A great joke for a children's video"? Children's cartoons contain adult references all the time, even SpongeBob for fuck sake.

@sabrathomas-gray4628

3 жыл бұрын

I though this too! Made me think of this case immediately!

@alekskensington5494

3 жыл бұрын

Yea but that would require him to actually care about what he makes to put any thought into it like that.

@hermionestranger4964

3 жыл бұрын

@@kd4n347 We spotted the McDonald's shill, everybody. But seriously, Guava's videos are filled with pervy borderline-racism and misogyny, mixed with random references to pop culture and news. His sketch about the woman at McDonald's was obviously a mockery of the real-life injury that the actual customer had sustained; I wouldn't be altogether surprised if he actually is sponsored by all of these businesses, because as many marketers know, you can get customers by appealing to the most malleable demographic: children. Tell'em that getting burned by coffee is a joke, and that in reality at McDonald's they'll get cool McFlurries and shit. Also, that posters point about this kind of joke being in a children's video isn't the fact that it's a reference to a real-world event, but that it is a mean-spirited mockery of a real-world event. Dunno why you're so god damn triggered about it. I didn't think I'd see the day when I'd meet somebody trying to simp for Guava Juice for all people, but you just did, so congratulations for exceeding everybody's expectations.

honestly, his original content was so much better because he was actually having fun while making his videos. now, he’s just doing it for views and money

@ella8070.

3 жыл бұрын

If him and Alex kept doing what they were doing they could be huge I just looked up his old channel and one video has 76 million views like he had a fan base.

@lemonbloomss840

3 жыл бұрын

@@ella8070. exactly

@liz-eh9pc

3 жыл бұрын

eutu

@who8518

3 жыл бұрын

i remember being heartbroken when they went about their own ways to do what they wanted. i was so disappointed when i found roi later bathing in orbeeze and slime. i understand he changed to fit the new demographics and “trends”, aka what the new gen of kids like to watch, but damn he lost such a solid and loyal following in the process.

@lemonbloomss840

3 жыл бұрын

@@who8518 ik it’s really disappointing

I love guavas humor it’s wonderful I’m not joking

Congrats on 6 million subs Danny!

As a French person, I can confirm that we are all mimes and want free donuts before closing Edit: happy new years (2023) + I'm not actually French + WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL FINDING THIS COMMENT

@elizabethsalcedo9747

3 жыл бұрын

honhonhon

@jket1943

3 жыл бұрын

Baguette

@inbie6536

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@rubub8455

3 жыл бұрын

why are you typing you a mime you don't talk smhhhhh

@No-wr3bf

3 жыл бұрын

Baugette

i just realized that danny hasn’t said “greg is the fastest growing army on youtube. don’t look that up” in an uncomfortable amount of time

@wiynlol

3 жыл бұрын

@@outofsight6147 what

@MrTobias07

3 жыл бұрын

Because now if you look it up it says greg

@quicksilverlacey

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm have we stopped growing? Are we a grown army now?

@gltche4840

3 жыл бұрын

that is because we are the biggest army on youtube. don't look that up!

@avarikendrick4954

3 жыл бұрын

Out of pocket

all the humour is so exaggerated that to the point where you can’t be sure if its meant to be relatable

The skits that he makes are so funny

Tbh Danny’s “not funny” stand up is actually hilarious - this boy cannot miss

@ErinLastNameRedacted

3 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite part.

@pense_6492

3 жыл бұрын

Hey guys can I have a time stamp 😅

@Cornphobe

3 жыл бұрын

@@pense_6492 3:07

@ToasterBrain51702

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh Danny’s “not funny”

@daichisawamura20yearsago64

3 жыл бұрын

Man*

Anybody remember the “rolanda” parody days of guava juice

@Sirens_kai

3 жыл бұрын

Or the bathtub videos

@myahmasoner4741

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I miss those so much.

@scoundral2995

3 жыл бұрын

god i miss that time now its just unfunny gags and videos

@rodzjunk7141

3 жыл бұрын

Or Rolando the Explorer

@abigailfrey57

3 жыл бұрын

I remember that

i work at mcdonalds, and ALL of this is true. cant believe he learned our secrets

I love Danny Gonzalez videos 😍

i HATE when the mcdonald’s worker throws burning hot coffee on me- happens all the time 🙄✋🏽

@jaenmiyuki6357

3 жыл бұрын

Ugh for real! Thats why I stopped going to McDonald's. I got tired of getting burned and having coffee stains on my clothes 😒

@pixuiplus8093

3 жыл бұрын

And when I talk to the manager, I become a robot and I malfunction and Ronald fixes me! Ugh, what a horrible experience.

@zeppoli9news342

3 жыл бұрын

It happened to my mom! She got a lot of burns. She barely has any clothes without coffe burning stains. It even burned her french fires 😭✋

@griffinyy

3 жыл бұрын

I stop going to McDonald after the through a coffee on my dog and he started to burn, they started to sell dog meat the next day....

@fruitygarlic3601

3 жыл бұрын

McDonald's actually tried to defame an 80 year old woman who sued them for coffee burns that required a skin graft.

the sexual tension between danny and express vpn is insane, why arent they dating yet

@anniehutchins13

3 жыл бұрын

I know right they should stop playing around and get together 🚢🚢

@orcasarentwhales

3 жыл бұрын

Its because he doesn't want to cheat on Drew

@chunkycrab7308

3 жыл бұрын

It’s because he can’t get over his wife that died in Afghanistan

@iolanda_liang

3 жыл бұрын

@@chunkycrab7308 such a sad story 😔

@crikeyitseva

3 жыл бұрын

slowburn 100k

I got popcorn just to watch this.

Im ngl that line “you know im here to dunk those donuts” is insanely funny to me

Yeah guava juice is kinda wacky and all but Danny, nice hair man

@phycisist2367

3 жыл бұрын

Oh it’s you uhhh (quick say something clever) uhhh infamous swoosh more like infamous Danny I literally have no idea what to say so

@oatman0

3 жыл бұрын

Cheese

@bread7865

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's looking pretty fine today

@Hadahuda

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@jacksoncross8656

3 жыл бұрын

Nice Checkmark

my middle school best friend and i were obsessed with wassabi productions back then...now this is just embarrassing

@andrewkiraly7265

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@anaj6263

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@c0n5ole

3 жыл бұрын

what are you 10

@bravestdumbass

3 жыл бұрын

@@c0n5ole well, it was middle school,so yeah i was a child lmao

@sophierose9429

3 жыл бұрын

Same..😞🤚

"I can see it !" _ *you didn't have to cut me off*

this gives off smosh's every blank evers if everyone was drunk and high asf

“Here’s ten things not to do at Dunkin Donuts” *proceeds to transcend to the 5th dimension*

@helloworld366

3 жыл бұрын

No-clip to the backrooms

@HxneyBuns

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, you probably shouldn't transcend to the 5th dimension at Dunkin Donuts

@fries4me10

3 жыл бұрын

Genuinely made me laugh bro. Thanks!

@Alex-rx2cm

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

I feel like guava juice is being held at gun point at this point, by the restaurant

@moorpe

3 жыл бұрын

ikr-

@jayokayyy

3 жыл бұрын

at what point?

@balls8365

3 жыл бұрын

@@jayokayyy at the pew pew point

@cookiehawk

2 жыл бұрын

@@balls8365 poo poo point, washington

@boithatsbad7553

2 жыл бұрын

he used to be good ngl but now i cant even-

The old videos from like I think 6 years ago now (god) were the only things i'd watch

I used to love guava juice when I was younger like when I was 8 my brother and I watched them all the time