Zooted At The Family Dinner

Zooted At The Family Dinner
Instagram: / chainsforeal
Being high around your parents is pretty much a near death experience. So here's my story of when I was high at the family dinner and my parents almost found out i was zooted. If you have any close calls of your family finding out your high let me know in the comments!

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  • @jay8551
    @jay8551 Жыл бұрын

    Bob is a life saver he has everything

  • @tomiivaswort6921

    @tomiivaswort6921

    Жыл бұрын

    so true. he even got gumball on dvd (or was it running on tv, i forgor)

  • @kepler-22b70

    @kepler-22b70

    Жыл бұрын

    true

  • @GHXSTEYEZ

    @GHXSTEYEZ

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tomiivaswort6921 sh"Ts a trip when you high as hell and watch that show 😂

  • @samvlogs3777

    @samvlogs3777

    Жыл бұрын

    Everyone in a stoner group has at least one bob you gotta just love bob🫶

  • @jjGym999

    @jjGym999

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro I was high as hell a couple days ago I literally felt like I was the flash like everything in my body was vibrating I'd zoom in and out go fast then slow man I was a goner I went straight up to my room after I got out my friends car and I stayed up til like 4 I was seeing things lol

  • @doctorsnow9877
    @doctorsnow9877 Жыл бұрын

    You know it’s a good story when bob’s there.

  • @merci6015

    @merci6015

    Жыл бұрын

    fr

  • @TalTheBest

    @TalTheBest

    Жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha yeah always entertaining

  • @richardjamesbrewer4357

    @richardjamesbrewer4357

    Жыл бұрын

    FR bro

  • @luisferrer6681

    @luisferrer6681

    Жыл бұрын

    bob is the goat

  • @jhywhich3095

    @jhywhich3095

    Жыл бұрын

    He gotta let bob narrate one

  • @kushkong1339
    @kushkong1339 Жыл бұрын

    I'm sittin here zooted watchin this. And it didn't even hit me as well how stupid it was he rang his own doorbell. When he said "fuck im off to a bad start." I'm sitting here in TEARS. 🤣

  • @Keithyoung420

    @Keithyoung420

    Жыл бұрын

    I can relate I did the same high asf

  • @cheezballz8146

    @cheezballz8146

    10 ай бұрын

    Dude, i dont even need to be high to be ringin my own doorbell because im just a dumbass by default.

  • @caseyo6590

    @caseyo6590

    3 ай бұрын

    Lol I had a good laugh at that part too and thought yeah that’s definitely something I would do.

  • @chukwuemekanwachukwu5816

    @chukwuemekanwachukwu5816

    3 ай бұрын

    c'mon bro no need to smoke

  • @whitefalcon7572

    @whitefalcon7572

    Ай бұрын

    most relatable shit ever

  • @mexi_nate4270
    @mexi_nate4270 Жыл бұрын

    4:11 mmmm succulent mac & cheese 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @antyprotogen

    @antyprotogen

    3 ай бұрын

    scrumptious even

  • @sethspangler5794
    @sethspangler5794 Жыл бұрын

    Man’s have been in every situation Zooted

  • @crankyanimeturtle1193

    @crankyanimeturtle1193

    Жыл бұрын

    Ya fr

  • @jeankim1884

    @jeankim1884

    Жыл бұрын

    Because after you feel zooted for the first time, you will bring yourself to this feeling again and again. If a simple high is like poppy seeds level of addiction, being zooted is a whole ass heroine

  • @crimeon1782

    @crimeon1782

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s called being a smoker

  • @Kdotsbiggestfan

    @Kdotsbiggestfan

    Жыл бұрын

    Zooted in space

  • @miguelito0716

    @miguelito0716

    Жыл бұрын

    @society is it worth it I want to try it rly badly tbh

  • @liamjheath6553
    @liamjheath6553 Жыл бұрын

    Stoned af rn while watching these just hit different

  • @delilah9216

    @delilah9216

    Жыл бұрын

    literally the highlight of my high 😭

  • @BoomBamBo

    @BoomBamBo

    Жыл бұрын

    im saying😭

  • @ErikE_

    @ErikE_

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here, I’m high af and feel like I share some stoner connection with Chains and the gang 😂

  • @evansbat

    @evansbat

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s literally all of what my recommended videos are now 😂😂

  • @andrewkerr7697

    @andrewkerr7697

    Жыл бұрын

    I haven’t smoked for awhile until right now and holy shit is he accurate about everything lmaoo That “Crap why did I say that” is so real

  • @Ander_67
    @Ander_67Ай бұрын

    Who's watching this in 2024 after 1 year anyone?

  • @kadentodd

    @kadentodd

    Ай бұрын

    I am

  • @Jamaldewd69

    @Jamaldewd69

    Ай бұрын

    Me

  • @Lemon_boy404

    @Lemon_boy404

    Ай бұрын

    Nah bru I'm in 2077

  • @markus7202

    @markus7202

    Ай бұрын

    A

  • @buildgirl18carol76

    @buildgirl18carol76

    Ай бұрын

    Me

  • @Suki.bully018
    @Suki.bully018 Жыл бұрын

    We love bob fr💯😂 0:43

  • @TrippyAj
    @TrippyAj Жыл бұрын

    This guy is the most relatable story teller in existence right now

  • @noodily

    @noodily

    Жыл бұрын

    Especially Bob

  • @theratking180

    @theratking180

    Жыл бұрын

    Honestly

  • @michaelgilman9320

    @michaelgilman9320

    Жыл бұрын

    Look up brewstew

  • @Pip458

    @Pip458

    Жыл бұрын

    Drug Dealer

  • @tobyanderson8360

    @tobyanderson8360

    Жыл бұрын

    His stories are so fake

  • @whatever56567
    @whatever56567 Жыл бұрын

    Saying you're tired really is the most effective answer. It matches all the symptoms basically, and it's very easy to play the part of someone who just wants sleep.

  • @crech6549

    @crech6549

    Жыл бұрын

    Facts

  • @Haise.17

    @Haise.17

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah i did this i started laughing cuz they were watching me and they got me plus beat me

  • @samirrobinson9953

    @samirrobinson9953

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Haise.17 😭😭😭

  • @sadclown869

    @sadclown869

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Haise.17 you started laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lodeddiper1818

    @lodeddiper1818

    Жыл бұрын

    i once said i was tired at 2pm and went to bed

  • @user-di2ut5fu6k
    @user-di2ut5fu6k7 ай бұрын

    Can we all agree that bob is chain's guardian angel

  • @lilgary_
    @lilgary_ Жыл бұрын

    "I really changed my ways" Bro aint change a damn thing🤣

  • @myaduhart3370

    @myaduhart3370

    Жыл бұрын

    Frfr 💀💀💀

  • @RocketMan-jc1lb

    @RocketMan-jc1lb

    8 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @theenderkill4669
    @theenderkill4669 Жыл бұрын

    Nothing like the classic “I’m tired” or “I have allergies” while they give you a death stare right into ur oven baked SOUL 😂😂

  • @arealwoman1534

    @arealwoman1534

    Жыл бұрын

    Omg!!!! Or when u try sneak up the stairs & your mom say Come down here 😂😂😂😂

  • @youngjrr

    @youngjrr

    Жыл бұрын

    @@arealwoman1534 dam you aint hit her with the “I GOTTA TAKE A DOOKIE!”

  • @bensoncheung2801

    @bensoncheung2801

    Жыл бұрын

    222 👍

  • @sake_graffiti

    @sake_graffiti

    Жыл бұрын

    Fucj

  • @user-lc6rz6xt2p

    @user-lc6rz6xt2p

    Жыл бұрын

    yea my excuse is nah im just a lil tired

  • @MilitaryBase-yk8vr
    @MilitaryBase-yk8vr3 ай бұрын

    I started doing drugs since my teenage. Got addicted to heroin for over 16 years. Heroin addiction actually destroyed my life. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Not until my mom recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.

  • @user-hv6xb4qp9d

    @user-hv6xb4qp9d

    3 ай бұрын

    Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health. Can you help me with the reliable source

  • @Tina-hb7ec

    @Tina-hb7ec

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@user-hv6xb4qp9di m 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in France. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them.

  • @WooodTh

    @WooodTh

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@Tina-hb7ecI'm really happy for you that your mom decided to help you...I hear about alot of family members or so called friends shutting an addict out of their life, which since most addicts do it to mask emotions to me is the worse thing someone can do to an addict.

  • @AmandaKimberly-vp7jn

    @AmandaKimberly-vp7jn

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@WooodThYes he's Dr.jeffshroom. Shrooms to me is a natrual healer. I know a guy who has used

  • @MilitaryBase-wt8jr

    @MilitaryBase-wt8jr

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@AmandaKimberly-vp7jnmushrooms in the same way and they have really helped him. mah dudes have safe trips all.

  • @ailayts1953
    @ailayts19538 ай бұрын

    Bruh watching this after my mom caught me stoned lol

  • @Bob-wd6ly
    @Bob-wd6ly Жыл бұрын

    You know I always got your back chains, you my real homie

  • @JhonBarosa

    @JhonBarosa

    Жыл бұрын

    Yo where can I be purchasing some of those i glasses tho?

  • @arsoz1

    @arsoz1

    Жыл бұрын

    The meat riding crazy

  • @wokaroni

    @wokaroni

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JhonBarosa clout goggles?

  • @Spaghetti742

    @Spaghetti742

    Жыл бұрын

    you got gas?

  • @user-lc6rz6xt2p

    @user-lc6rz6xt2p

    Жыл бұрын

    yooooo bob!!!! wussupp

  • @blackhawk8002
    @blackhawk8002 Жыл бұрын

    So relatable it's crazy. Anyone know how old Chains is? Based on the content I'd guess under 20 but dudes already a natural at comedy. Hope he keeps it going, this channel's gonna have a blow up moment soon for sure.

  • @stranger.19sdg

    @stranger.19sdg

    Жыл бұрын

    he prolly like 40

  • @FrostyVibes_

    @FrostyVibes_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@stranger.19sdg yeah… maybe in his mid 20’s

  • @tommyp4311

    @tommyp4311

    Жыл бұрын

    mid 20s for sure

  • @aidenthewise

    @aidenthewise

    Жыл бұрын

    Mid 20s for sure. Definitely out of high school

  • @ezraskogerboe1464

    @ezraskogerboe1464

    Жыл бұрын

    HELL YES BRO amazing world of gumball is built different👌

  • @alexmatys849
    @alexmatys849 Жыл бұрын

    I find that pepper brings me down quite fast, chewing on whole peppercorns works better but ground pepper works too. I was zooted in school and I realized I had an exam so I just ate some pepper and I was sober by the time I started the exam

  • @aguy7848

    @aguy7848

    7 ай бұрын

    Yep, black pepper, it helps calm the anxiety and paranoia. Little known fact black pepper contains the only known dietary cannabinoid, which is why it's so effective at blocking the negative affects of thc.

  • @NoneNone-tv7me
    @NoneNone-tv7me2 ай бұрын

    imagine if your parents saw one of ur vids

  • @shutuptm1675

    @shutuptm1675

    Ай бұрын

    Real

  • @PedroSilva-pb5dk
    @PedroSilva-pb5dk Жыл бұрын

    the only thing better than watching chains is watching chains while HIGH.

  • @kidobroe

    @kidobroe

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @anonymousperson6996

    @anonymousperson6996

    Жыл бұрын

    Frrrrr

  • @shiny_Six

    @shiny_Six

    Жыл бұрын

    watching most things is better while high

  • @rakszy

    @rakszy

    Жыл бұрын

    +

  • @Bubby55556

    @Bubby55556

    Жыл бұрын

    FRRRR

  • @cadenkenned.y
    @cadenkenned.y Жыл бұрын

    Took an edible last night and I felt fine waking up this morning, as soon as I clock in to work about 16 hours after taking it though, suddenly i am CONKED. Took me like half of my shift to get back to normal but before I did everything was just white noise

  • @40400

    @40400

    Жыл бұрын

    thats crazy ive never heard anything like that

  • @nightwolf4120

    @nightwolf4120

    Жыл бұрын

    I had the same thing as well, when I woke (I took a edible at 10 pm last night) the highness was still there and worse actually 😂😂😂

  • @Game_reaction21
    @Game_reaction216 ай бұрын

    Bro is gonna have so many stories to tell his grandkids

  • @carloscereceres1200
    @carloscereceres1200 Жыл бұрын

    3:01 had me dead asf, so relatable

  • @RDMaks
    @RDMaks Жыл бұрын

    This guy is legit the first youtuber I’ve recommended to my friends like fr. Such a unique story time youtuber, doesn’t just talk about generic shit everyone else talks about and makes an entertaining video with no shit giving intact. Mad respect

  • @XXXXX8

    @XXXXX8

    Жыл бұрын

    All he talks about is getting high. It's literally the MOST generic shit.

  • @starkiller578

    @starkiller578

    Жыл бұрын

    @@XXXXX8 He does it in a unique way. Like yeah we know when click on the video this bastard is probably high, but it’s how the story unfolds, and the way he presents which makes it entertaining

  • @NeThsDomain

    @NeThsDomain

    6 ай бұрын

    This is chains....@afdbjakdhefbarhebfrkjea

  • @BoomBamBo
    @BoomBamBo Жыл бұрын

    Nothing better than a Chains video before bed🙏🏽

  • @hellofellowgamers4214

    @hellofellowgamers4214

    Жыл бұрын

    fuck yeah

  • @hailey007

    @hailey007

    Жыл бұрын

    Me every night 😅

  • @Dylan-eq6xw

    @Dylan-eq6xw

    Жыл бұрын

    Good night 🌙

  • @oliver5720
    @oliver5720 Жыл бұрын

    watching this while faded and it sent me into an existential crisis

  • @aryananakinali124
    @aryananakinali1244 ай бұрын

    Bob has more rizz than gojo, this man is HIM

  • @WilliamJames-ji5rk
    @WilliamJames-ji5rk9 ай бұрын

    I suffered the borderline disorder for over 23 years. With so much anxiety Not until I came across psilocybin mushrooms treatmentPsilocybin treatment actually saved my life honestly. 6 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms

  • @HudsonJay

    @HudsonJay

    9 ай бұрын

    Microdosing helped me get out of the pit of my worst depressive episode, a three year long episodeenough to start working on my mental health 0:07

  • @MichaelLucos

    @MichaelLucos

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@HudsonJayCan you help with the reliable source I would really appreciate itMany people talk about mushrooms and psychedelics but nobody talks about where to get them. Very hard to get a reliable source here in Germany. Really need 0:01

  • @Peter-ir7rs

    @Peter-ir7rs

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@MichaelLucosdr.johnsonshroom is your guy. Best shrooms and psychedelics guy I know. 0:06

  • @JesseScott-pc3kb

    @JesseScott-pc3kb

    9 ай бұрын

    0:04 they saved you from death bud, lets be honest here. and mushrooms are one of the most amazing things on this planet i wish people would all realize. they could solve a lot of problems, more than just mental treatments, environmental clean up; the possibilities are endless with fungus

  • @JohnStela

    @JohnStela

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@Peter-ir7rsHow do I reach out to him? Is he on insta 0:02

  • @yirb.
    @yirb. Жыл бұрын

    Another banger from ChainsFR himself 🙏

  • @Grey_Soldier_Productions1270

    @Grey_Soldier_Productions1270

    Жыл бұрын

    if ChainsFR does not pin zimu's comment, he is a femboy.

  • @zeezymcsqueezy

    @zeezymcsqueezy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Grey_Soldier_Productions1270 no need for the homophobicness

  • @pisslmfaogetit8475

    @pisslmfaogetit8475

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Grey_Soldier_Productions1270 smooth criminal

  • @ceciliamontenegro1607
    @ceciliamontenegro1607 Жыл бұрын

    So I'm not the only one that just says I'm tired when I'm trying not to get caught high lmao

  • @bentrod3405

    @bentrod3405

    Жыл бұрын

    The better part is everyone I know knows it’s very common for me to only get 2-3 hours of sleep so everyone just believes it.

  • @bentrod3405

    @bentrod3405

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jotsa nah its due to my work schedule. The thing is some days I get 12 hours and others I get 2. It’s kinda screwed up but it works.

  • @edgyshizzle1914

    @edgyshizzle1914

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bentrod3405 damn bro just like me fr. I do small freight deliveries so I work for 36 hours, sleep for 12, work for 10, sleep for 2, you get the gist

  • @Malta-ball
    @Malta-ball11 ай бұрын

    Man I wish I had a friend like Bob my life would be better with a guy like that

  • @bannatoes
    @bannatoes11 ай бұрын

    2:01 nah amazing world of gumball is a great show, but if you high your gonna be tripping balls

  • @angelmoreno7843
    @angelmoreno7843 Жыл бұрын

    2:41 why do my mans Ninye like that? 😭

  • @dylan_yakovlevyak42

    @dylan_yakovlevyak42

    9 ай бұрын

    he deserved it tf stop crying untempered child

  • @chiller858J

    @chiller858J

    8 ай бұрын

    You too

  • @phantomhypebeast7588
    @phantomhypebeast7588 Жыл бұрын

    Who's here after Ninye called out Chainz?

  • @xclusive8702

    @xclusive8702

    Жыл бұрын

    wait what happened

  • @timmeados3486

    @timmeados3486

    Жыл бұрын

    His video got covered up by another youtubers video that chainz really likes

  • @phantomhypebeast7588

    @phantomhypebeast7588

    Жыл бұрын

    @@timmeados3486 yea ik it got covered up by zero

  • @ttbdonntae3349
    @ttbdonntae3349 Жыл бұрын

    Grounded over a year was insane 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 my mom was strict asl but I ain’t never got hit with the year

  • @lt_beats_official
    @lt_beats_official Жыл бұрын

    my best advice: just analyse your behavior for 2 days when your sober, so you know how to play it when your stoned af. and the im tired shit always works

  • @dogbog99
    @dogbog99 Жыл бұрын

    Bob is the absolute legend all friend groups need

  • @sulleksg3820
    @sulleksg3820 Жыл бұрын

    “We are off to a bad start” got me crying in the subway

  • @markrobinsonjr868

    @markrobinsonjr868

    Жыл бұрын

    Had to look for this comment, this man is hilarious 😂

  • @Swampert2344
    @Swampert2344 Жыл бұрын

    Does anyone notice this small animation mistake, look at chains brother and he doesn't have a mouth 5:37.

  • @brad_ey

    @brad_ey

    Жыл бұрын

    Shit 🤣🤣🤣😂I saw it

  • @Swampert2344

    @Swampert2344

    11 ай бұрын

    @@brad_ey at least I’m not the only one.

  • @silkthecatmoth

    @silkthecatmoth

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@Swampert2344 he disappeared too. 😭

  • @DillPickle-bw4xq
    @DillPickle-bw4xq Жыл бұрын

    Saying you're tired is the most goated response. Always works

  • @bqnned9681
    @bqnned9681 Жыл бұрын

    Damn, actually did my boy ninye dirty on this one 💀 2:40

  • @log4365

    @log4365

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah bro man just disrespected my boy

  • @unknownmovements
    @unknownmovements Жыл бұрын

    Oh... I've got this beat by a mile. When I was 15 I had to drive my parents around while tripping on LSD. Earlier that week, I had bought a single tab that I was going to take the coming up weekend since my parents were planning on going out of town. So that Friday after I got off work, I raced home to take a shower and get ready for the big weekend. I was super excited to start partying, and I decided to take the hit while I was showering so I would be nice and blasted soon after finishing. My parents had told me a few days earlier they would be leaving town right after work, so everything would be cool because they would be gone by the time I got out of the shower. That was a mistake. I come out of the bathroom and my parents are still there just watching tv in the living room. So I casually asked them when they would be leaving on their trip and they told me something had come up and they were staying in town. But the worst was yet to come... they then tell me they are low on a few things like milk and other shit and that they want me to drive them to the fucking grocery store!! I feebly made some excuse for why I couldn't take them but my dad was having none of it. I shit you not... literally as soon as we pull out of the driveway the LSD starts kicking in. I'm fucking panicking yet I know I can't lose my shit because now I'm driving them around blasted out my mind like a dumbass. My saving grace was I was quite the smoker by that point and could hold my own. So we finally get to the grocery store after what seems like an eternity and luckily my parents tell me to just stay in the car because they won't be that long. So I decide to listen to some music while waiting for them. Back in the day, I used to have this big ass carrying case that could hold 60 cassette tapes, and I would carry that thing everywhere with me. I browse through all my favorites and then decide hey some Pink Floyd would be awesome right now. And not just any Pink Floyd album will do... it has to be Ummagumma. At this point, I'm so fucking high that I simply stop caring and throw caution to the wind. Anybody who has ever tripped before knows what I mean... in the first couple hours you just get higher and higher. It is like there is no cap on how high you get during that period. I get lost in the music. I'm so far removed from the everyday world that I don't realize how long my parents have been in the grocery store, and I'm just getting even more blasted as the time passes. They had decided to just go ahead and buy groceries instead of getting the few items we were low on, and I was so fucked up by that time that I just lost track of time. Every song that passes I get more and more lost in my own little world... Astronomy Domine, Careful With That Axe Eugene, Set The Controls For The Heart Of The Sun... I'm just in this magical land filled with the most mind melting sounds ever. To anyone who has never heard Pink Floyd's Ummagumma... get baked and listen to it. Suddenly, I hear the car trunk opening and realize my parents are loading the groceries, and its instant terror because I suddenly become cognizant of just how blasted I really am. My mom gets in the back seat and my father in the front passenger seat. I start up the car and start pulling away and now realize just how fucked up I am. I panic for a moment but there is nothing I can do but buckle down and drive. My vision is swirling like I'm looking through rippling water, its night now and all the car headlights are trailing hard. Out of the corner of my eye, I see my father leaning over and glaring straight at me with a furious look on his face. I meekly turn my head to him to ask what is wrong and realize he isn't looking at me at all but instead staring dead ahead at the road. I'm flippin out... I'm so fucked up now I can barely keep from bursting out into hysterical laughter for no reason. Everything suddenly becomes funny and I muster all my willpower to hold back the chuckles. I let one slip and my mother asks what's so funny... I tell her I remembered a joke my best friend had told me at school earlier that day. She of course asks to hear the joke... and I of course can't remember one. I sit in silence for what felt like minutes racking my brain until finally blurting out "what did the mathematician do when he became constipated?" What my mother asks. "He worked it out with a pencil" I excitedly exclaimed and erupted into laughter. That saved my ass... it gave me the excuse to sit there laughing for no reason and luckily for me it cracked them up too. Suddenly my father looks earnestly at me for real this time and says in a very confused voice "what in the world are you listening to son?" Then in horror I realize Ummagumma is still playing... and Several Species Of Small Furry Animals has just come on. To the average person, that song would seem like pure nonsense. It's definitely not what my parents would consider music, and in that instant I felt like kicking myself because that one mistake was about to make everything unravel. I mumbled some lame excuse that my musician friend had insisted I borrow the tape and try learning how to play one of the other songs on guitar. I said he told me it was important because the song contained some specific principles in music theory that he was currently teaching me. Nevertheless, my father sat there for a while just looking at me questioningly before finally turning the volume down and saying well that's enough of that racket. The rest of the ride home was tense... for me anyway, and I tried my best to keep all conversation short and simple or avoid talk all together. When we finally arrived back home, I experienced the most profound sense of relief that I have ever felt in my life. It was as if I had been holding my breath that entire time and could finally exhale. As soon as we entered the house, I made a beeline to my room. A little later, one of my friends called and asked if I wanted to hang out... you can imagine my response. I had never been happier to see my friends as that night when they pulled into the driveway, and after driving away and chatting for a while, I told them what had happened. My buddies were in pure disbelief... they were dumbfounded that I had successfully driven my parents around while tripping balls without them detecting that I was high as a kite. And while recounting the story, I realized just how incredible the feat I had performed really was. That was 3 decades ago and I still love telling that story from time to time, and one day when the time is right and they are quite old, I will tell my parents too.

  • @parker2771

    @parker2771

    Жыл бұрын

    🙏🏽💉💊🍫💨🔌

  • @parker2771

    @parker2771

    Жыл бұрын

    🙏🏽💉💊🍫💨🔌

  • @edozm.2628

    @edozm.2628

    Жыл бұрын

    good story 👍

  • @unknownmovements

    @unknownmovements

    Жыл бұрын

    @@edozm.2628 Maybe I should start my own channel devoted to stoner humor 😁

  • @forkbeater8763

    @forkbeater8763

    Жыл бұрын

    Why were you driving your parents places at 15?

  • @alexisaguirre6349
    @alexisaguirre6349 Жыл бұрын

    Watching these on my tolerance break Imao

  • @tahraethestoryteller6079
    @tahraethestoryteller6079 Жыл бұрын

    I love how your brother is just eating dinner in the background of you and your mom talking

  • @galaxychildeustass1210
    @galaxychildeustass1210 Жыл бұрын

    We all need a dude like bob in our lives fam

  • @dresmokinu
    @dresmokinu Жыл бұрын

    2:40 check the second video in feed

  • @Large_trap
    @Large_trap9 ай бұрын

    Oh my days dawg i been watching for an hour and best hour of ma life g trust

  • @bixenithh516
    @bixenithh516 Жыл бұрын

    4:17 jack hancock

  • @ropi5319
    @ropi5319 Жыл бұрын

    Whats your beef with Ninye?

  • @sagewynngames4222
    @sagewynngames4222 Жыл бұрын

    Bro you got called out by Ninye :o Whatcha gon do bout it

  • @catsseighteen4365
    @catsseighteen43654 ай бұрын

    Omg 😂😂😂😂😂 the floating animation, starting off bad, and “succulent” 😭😭😭😭

  • @andreacapozzi6475
    @andreacapozzi64759 ай бұрын

    5:43 rip chains big bro

  • @jacobmighty7941
    @jacobmighty7941 Жыл бұрын

    Justice for my boi ninye

  • @Sakonetatar1
    @Sakonetatar1 Жыл бұрын

    My man did ninye dirty there on the right 2:41

  • @Ddbbaft
    @Ddbbaft10 ай бұрын

    Talking while high is so hard when u take a long ass time off I b stuttering n shit😂

  • @michaeltheugly8775
    @michaeltheugly877510 ай бұрын

    4:37 LOLLLLLLL😂😂😂😂

  • @blxxdyyy
    @blxxdyyy Жыл бұрын

    chains we saw the ninye vid g

  • @oliel2290
    @oliel2290 Жыл бұрын

    The weed stickmen are beefing

  • @tayshawnpetty6278
    @tayshawnpetty62783 ай бұрын

    Bro I always watch these videos when I’m baked to perfection 😂😂😂😂 everyone following chains if you bored asf at work just pop one of these vids on and the time flies by

  • @PrinceOfHotTakes
    @PrinceOfHotTakes9 ай бұрын

    Been here since 50 k! I appreciate the growth you deserve this king.

  • @aneziacm
    @aneziacm Жыл бұрын

    0:37 I literally said “until I did” out loud bc I knew it was coming 🤣

  • @matiasbriceno2772
    @matiasbriceno2772 Жыл бұрын

    bro ninye called you out

  • @dogshit965
    @dogshit9659 ай бұрын

    Ayo chains is the GOAT! fr bro

  • @Anita-uw5dn
    @Anita-uw5dn7 ай бұрын

    I love ur stories I genuinely laugh everytime

  • @trystl-g6063
    @trystl-g6063 Жыл бұрын

    Chains we saw the ninye video bro

  • @BeanBeret
    @BeanBeret Жыл бұрын

    Im here for the weed stickmen beef

  • @paintbrush-iz5tn
    @paintbrush-iz5tn Жыл бұрын

    Watching your videos is the best thing I can do while high

  • @lizzymarie4103
    @lizzymarie4103 Жыл бұрын

    these videos always make me so happy

  • @fablolly27
    @fablolly27 Жыл бұрын

    we all need a boy like bob

  • @conrad1248
    @conrad1248 Жыл бұрын

    called out man

  • @j.d.1662
    @j.d.1662 Жыл бұрын

    I lost it at the term "smooth criminal" I use that term whenever I get away with it without anyone noticing so hearing you use it too was so relatable lmao

  • @user-kq5tr2kz5i
    @user-kq5tr2kz5i6 ай бұрын

    Bob is a life saver he has everything. Can we all agree that bob is chain's guardian angel.

  • @timmeados3486
    @timmeados3486 Жыл бұрын

    Chains hiding ninye from us 👀👀👀 2:41

  • @damnmysterio
    @damnmysterio Жыл бұрын

    did ninye dirty😭

  • @hatmanlive
    @hatmanlive6 ай бұрын

    you made my night bro Thx

  • @couldnotbeme.
    @couldnotbeme.7 ай бұрын

    yooooo you just hit 2mil thanks for making me laugh and keep making funny content

  • @salami1067
    @salami1067 Жыл бұрын

    2:41 ninye?

  • @Enderkiller77
    @Enderkiller77 Жыл бұрын

    You got called out my g

  • @vee_quu3
    @vee_quu36 ай бұрын

    3:57 this got me into the floor💀

  • @mactep4944
    @mactep4944 Жыл бұрын

    thank you for this masterpiece it makes me very happy

  • @GQTEA
    @GQTEA Жыл бұрын

    Bob is a living legend bro shout out to Bob, we love Bob.

  • @kyleighmcevers2990
    @kyleighmcevers2990 Жыл бұрын

    who’s here after ninye’s video 😭

  • @Wrldoncets
    @Wrldoncets Жыл бұрын

    You have to keep posting I love these it’s so true in high school and middle school

  • @appiar8213
    @appiar8213 Жыл бұрын

    I dont even care if these are fake or not these are still entertaining asf.

  • @horaceprice16
    @horaceprice16 Жыл бұрын

    You did ninye dirty bro

  • @oliel2290
    @oliel2290 Жыл бұрын

    Ninye called you out

  • @ultralonnie7484
    @ultralonnie7484 Жыл бұрын

    bro hearing these stories really makes me realize that my family would ever realize that I'd be drunk or high because I already act weird as shit! 😈

  • @the_hallowed_one
    @the_hallowed_one Жыл бұрын

    bob is the G that literally everyone needs LIGIT

  • @SecCiv
    @SecCiv Жыл бұрын

    you did Ninye dirty box him or apologize😵

  • @lil_roy260
    @lil_roy260 Жыл бұрын

    Damn did no one notice Ninye😭

  • @CurtisHalcrow-Flett-uz5pk
    @CurtisHalcrow-Flett-uz5pk8 ай бұрын

    These videos are just to good 😂 Getting baked and making up the most dumbest shit up it hilarious😂

  • @mr_p_191
    @mr_p_1919 ай бұрын

    we all need a friend like Bob

  • @lil_CliPzX
    @lil_CliPzX Жыл бұрын

    When you get so high that you can feel the smoke that you caughed from in your chest. That’s the smoke that got you high

  • @thefolopeno1343
    @thefolopeno1343 Жыл бұрын

    Im telling you the being tired excuse is an ELITE way to get away with being high

  • @mop_jaytee1700

    @mop_jaytee1700

    Жыл бұрын

    My boss let me go home early one day when I was super baked in a meeting. She thought I was tired, definitely just ran with it when she asked me 😅

  • @Plazma97
    @Plazma976 ай бұрын

    chains is just so funny he makes my day especially bob

  • @katherinemelecio283
    @katherinemelecio2838 ай бұрын

    Man I watch him when I’m high and it’s goated each time

  • @mazz4989
    @mazz4989 Жыл бұрын

    Chains you can't even know how much your videos are making my days. and this one? holy shit that was you best ong. I'm glad you're slowly getting the attention you deserve. keep it up chains! wish you the best

  • @Rippin6
    @Rippin6 Жыл бұрын

    Bro y u edit out @ninye video😂 2:41

  • @guitar_jero
    @guitar_jero Жыл бұрын

    I once gave my sister one of my pot brownies and she got zooted af, but my parents thought she was just tired :D works like a charm

  • @Keithyoung420
    @Keithyoung420 Жыл бұрын

    That nap knocked you out hard lol

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