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Nothing beats getting a new cart and a haircut. It’s like a magician getting a new hat and a new wand 🧙♀️
@chadlyons3484
Жыл бұрын
couldnt have said it better
@pressurefrmtheraw1072
Жыл бұрын
Idk about the haircut havent had one since 2014 lol but new vapes and a loc retwist is yess. Best way i can relate lmao
@Smoke_SRT
Жыл бұрын
ON BABYYYYYYYYY
@DatBoiSaint
Жыл бұрын
Sheesh feeling it!
@berrywise9268
Жыл бұрын
Jus got da combo dis weekend 😮💨
"dont ever buy no weed from the gas station bro" is more relevant than ever now, almost every gas station has some ghetto lookin ∆8 in the corner. great video bro!
@Twiztdo.o
Жыл бұрын
I mean I buy my weed from the guy behind the counter at the gas station and have never had a problem
@PeterGriffin-kb2hf
Жыл бұрын
The thc derivatives do hit good and they are legit. You just gotta know what’s real. If you are willing to buy street carts or weed you can probably trust a vape shop to have decent weed
@questionableuserr
Жыл бұрын
Yea but on the bright side at least it’s a fun adventure for them to see which cart gives them lung cancer first😂
@ryann..
Жыл бұрын
@@PeterGriffin-kb2hf yeah, I use Delta-8 all the time I just make sure it’s not a gas station cart.
@derekiskindacrazy1541
Жыл бұрын
@QuestionableUser it's impossible to get lung cancer from any cart as long as it's not burnt only way you'd get cancer you can run into other issues but cancer isn't even possible, if you bought street carts you can get the vitamin e acetate lung sickness
When I used to buy street carts I would have my dealer take a blinker bc if he knew it was laced he wouldn’t hit it
@looollmfao760
Жыл бұрын
smart
@xeneidis
Жыл бұрын
bruhh wait i gotta start doing this more often 😂😂😂
@princegobi5992
Жыл бұрын
Yeah but a whole blinker?
@dannyismetal
Жыл бұрын
@@princegobi5992lmao yeah what dealer can’t take a blinker
@princegobi5992
Жыл бұрын
@@dannyismetal I mean I don’t think all dealers smoke that heavy, plus they likely have other missions to hit right? I know if I was serving I wouldn’t want to get super faded every customer!
if your going to start smoking, smoke grass before you smoke carts, GRASS will get you HELLA faded for your first time
@whiteguy6401
Жыл бұрын
subjective, oil has more concentrated thc but it all comes down to how much you smoke, my first rig dab was after i had 2 years with chronic and shit had me geeked
@josephstalin2606
Жыл бұрын
I hit a cart for my very first time and it got me faded but not too bad. It wasn’t until like a few months later I started hitting real weed but it never got me as high as that one hit from the cart did that time
@SarafinaSummers
10 ай бұрын
Nope. Did a cart and grass from a bhong for my first time. Ended up screaming from unprocessed trauma on my friend's living room floor. Oooops.
@wwompwomp
7 ай бұрын
facts, im not even tryna be a weed snob but if all u ever done is smoke carts ur not a real weed head yet, gotta try a bong / handpipe first haha
Carts are a gift, I don't personally use them, but they're cool, especially cuz it doesn't leave a smell. I prefer eddies tho, like sour candy ones. I can just pop one without anyone noticing and an hour later im happy for like 6-8 hours. my fav
@pattibailey3369
Жыл бұрын
I wish edibles worked for me
@guitarplayer1495
Жыл бұрын
@@pattibailey3369 yeah maybe the kind of i got was boof but i really wish i was able to enjoy edibles. maybe try getting a 1250 mg rope gummy. eat maybe half of that and bam you'll be stoned af lmao
@limpbizkit6245
Жыл бұрын
@@guitarplayer1495 liver enzymes. some dont metabolize the THC from the edibles because theyre bodies are just built that way.. 1 out of 4 people in the population or something... Alot of fake edibles too, shiny bright packaging attracts the flashy millennial in all of us one way or another
@marvinragen
Жыл бұрын
@@pattibailey3369 honestly I’ve tried plug’s dispensary everything can’t get high from em
@JoseJimenez-wy9lp
Жыл бұрын
@@pattibailey3369bro I hate when people say this edibles will get u the highest you’ve ever been tho the edibles u get are boof asf but there’s a lot of lowkey brands out there that will have u never goin back to smoking
Man carts have come a long way. I remember back in 2018 when I used to get 3 hotdog water filled carts for $50. I use to think I was getting the best deal on earth until some of those carts had my heart racing outside of my body 😂
@ShadowJack4488
Жыл бұрын
I get 5 for 50 at the dispooo
@vvn9020
Жыл бұрын
Bro y’all need to lay off that shit stop smoking bpa and stick to weed😂😂
@eligreg99
Жыл бұрын
@@vvn9020 Well I did say 2018. It’s 2023 now.
@vvn9020
Жыл бұрын
@@eligreg99 I mean if u evolved from your 2018 smoke then I respect that🫡 🫡
@limpbizkit6245
Жыл бұрын
@@ShadowJack4488 bottom bag, trim shake distillate run batch type beat
"Taking a stinky blinky off the pengy wengy" 💀
Carts are the best for when you need a smoke break in a public place. Just need to be careful where you get the carts.
@JaquaviontaviousJones-oq9ii
Жыл бұрын
Perfect explanation
@myleswoyak9838
Жыл бұрын
Only buy carts in a dispo they just hittttt different
@Figgs101
11 ай бұрын
Exactly cause I’ll take a blunt over a cart any day
@daltonliles6161
7 ай бұрын
As a dispensary worker there is no "safe" carts or flower anymore. All of them use chemicals and enhancements to make the thc % higher. The only way to make sure your not smoking chemicals is to grow it yourself.
I feel like the comparison of carts to flower is easily explained by saying cart highs are sudden on/off when you’re hitting them, flower is more come up/come down
@bryce1305
Жыл бұрын
Can you elaborate
@5starw309
Жыл бұрын
@@bryce1305 Flower gets you high for longer carts get you higher but don't last as long as flower highs
@hwonitojv9503
Жыл бұрын
I feel like the carts hit where weed doesnt and vice versa, withweed its weight a little heavier which is both good and bad. Vape is more clear, yet can be instense brain fog with racing thoughts depending on what you get
@BeenBren
Жыл бұрын
@@bryce1305 whenever I’m chiefin the cart compared to a few joints/bong rips, it’s always felt more like the cart high doesn’t build it’s more just you take a few snacks and a couple minutes later you’re blasted. With bud, it more-so settles in. Again this is all just how I’ve experienced it.
@Mptappin12
Жыл бұрын
@@BeenBrensame here when I’m hitting my bong it a nice come up especially when I getting a group session in the basement. A cart great to but you take a couple hits your high asf😂
I’m sitting high as fuck at my work toilet wondering why I put my self In this situation
@vancouvers8737
Жыл бұрын
damn💀u good? what ended up happening
Oh god the cart kids are making content now
@jsimons884
Жыл бұрын
Facts bruh wtfff
@Nottinghamv91
8 ай бұрын
Ha! A lot of people that you watch probably smoke more carts than any kids take into consideration that they can go to a store and get 2 grams for 20$
"1 Shmackington = 3 slumpy dumpy flumpy hits of grass" had me rolling
Carts aren't just distillate, there's also live resin and rosin.
@balllord3546
Жыл бұрын
fr
@ryanwoodruff2924
Жыл бұрын
and liquid diamond
@heyitsjaefgc7607
Жыл бұрын
Live resin saved my ass no cap 🧢
@puffykeys
Жыл бұрын
@@heyitsjaefgc7607 wait till you try rosin bro 😂 it’ll change your life
@EllisHudsonn
Жыл бұрын
@@puffykeysstiiizy rosin pens got me fucked up fr
I just bought an empty re-fillable cart from a vape shop and filled it with some full spectrum hash oil from my local dispo. Best decision I ever made! I got a full gram of hash oil for cheaper than a 1g cart, and it is some high quality hash oil. It comes in a syringe and I filled the cart up with it. And it got me higher than any pre-filled cart I've hit recently. I'd recommend it.
@Cocacola47862
10 ай бұрын
Sketch^
@MythicalPhoebe
10 ай бұрын
@@Cocacola47862 big time sketch lmao. Don't worry, I'm just going to continue to get my shit from a dispensary.
there are so many baked stick figures now bro
@Cryystal_
Жыл бұрын
@Mana_myco who and why
had a cart once that took 2 days for the wax inside to move shit was solid
@n0ts0supern0va8
Жыл бұрын
Like molasses
SPLITT!!!, I got caught in school smoking out of the dispo and got my dispo and penjamin takin away and my friend just gave me a new dispo for 5 bucks
If you get your stuff from the dispensery, then you have nothing to worry about
@johnjoes6944
Жыл бұрын
what about your local vape store ? mine sells all kinds of carts but idk how safe gang
is the mccartington i got from the back of a mcdonalds parking lot real
@splitt2678
Жыл бұрын
aw hell nahhh
dude idk how you missed this but the only way to get distillate inside of a cart... is to open it. a lot of carts that are sold are made by people and not machines (unless it's a dispensary or huge business). you use a syringe to get the distillate inside after taking the mouthpiece off. if a cart isn't completely full and only has a tiny bit missing - it's unlikely someone smoked it previously ( unless a shit ton is gone ), it just means it wasn't completely filled (which isn't a red flag). also, if the mouthpiece is loose that's not necessarily a red flag, just means the person selling it didn't secure it properly. now i'm not saying to not pay attention to these things, because paired with other things they could be a red flag - but let's not completely discredit the cart bc of manufacturer mistake lol
@EllisHudsonn
Жыл бұрын
People like you who correct the little things make such a difference in the weed community, thank you 🙏🏾 one stoner to another
@limpbizkit6245
Жыл бұрын
the possibility of it being authentic, literally has the same equivalent possibility of it being fake.. your logic contradicts itself unless you are buying from a certified dispensary.. b safe and watch what ur buying bbro dont die early homie dying is trash
@HooLeePhucingSheet
Жыл бұрын
It's true tho. That's why they tell the delivery drivers to keep them up-right or else it starts to leak into the cap, thus a big bubble and a clogged cap. Ugh those were the worst days.
@codya3073
11 ай бұрын
You are correct for the smaller guys. There are people making this shi in a garage. But there are also real companies out there connecting with growers everywhere. They do have machines to not only break down the herb to a oil, but to fill the “carts” awsell.
@codya3073
11 ай бұрын
To add on, these machines cost thousands of dollars. There are companies like “cake” that can afford them. And their oil is terrible, so in my opinion you should know the actual source its coming from and you’re good. You’re very informative and right on what you said though!
i like to say that carts give you a more aggressive high than grass does
@psrbgpsn3978
Жыл бұрын
In my experience exotics get me a lil more zooted than carts, but rosin carts are something else
@Greenleaf99xl
Жыл бұрын
Cap depends on the terps in the bud
@wyoarchives.
Жыл бұрын
It depends what type of cart it is
@trachea5104
Жыл бұрын
nur
@kosyn7324
Жыл бұрын
Tbh for me it does at least
Bro disarms em with the humor and hits em with the knowledge 🔥🔥
Grass is a chill out and relaxing high but the penjamin is the tweaker high
As a new medical card user, It’s nice to have access to the dispensary and know that your product is 100% authentic, it sucks that every state isn’t medical at this point so nobody would have to worry about fake oil, hopefully soon all 50 states are atleast medically legal
@BigBoinks
Жыл бұрын
Part of it is price it’s always cheaper on the street
@tombarbecue9825
Жыл бұрын
@@BigBoinks not necessarily, carts on the street usually go from 25-40$ depending where u live, carts in the dispensaries are like 15$ a pop and sometimes even cheaper with deals I’ve seen like 15 for 100$ before, and bud is pretty cheap too, I get 79$ ounces and they’re fire, defintely would go for like 150-200$ on the street
@fireballmagic9436
Жыл бұрын
No Fr in my city we have no shops except black market ones and I’ll just say u get what u pay for because if I get one from a delivery that makes me pay California tax u can tell the difference
@funkynugget9411
11 ай бұрын
I finally got a homie that goes to dispos and I’ve been cooking ever since with straight pressure💯
@kommi7658
11 ай бұрын
@tombarbecue9825 bro wtf dispensaries where I live charge like 50 smackaroons for a .5g cart, maybe a full g if you're lucky, and the bud prices aren't much better.
I need to find some better carts/grass. I am barely feeling anything off of what I get. I get high but it's more of a "I'm high to function" high. I haven't been "I'm gonna eat the fridge" high since I was 18.
Saying “i just trimmed tha lawn” is infinitely more sick than saying u just smoked
Even having a bag of flower open for 5 min will stink up my entire bedroom. Carts are amazing.
@SarafinaSummers
10 ай бұрын
Opening a jar of unground flower stank up my entire bedroom for twenty minutes. It was blueberry kush, iirc.
I hate that my plug gets the exact same carts that are on the thumb nail
@splitt2678
Жыл бұрын
My mates used the cartington in school and they got high as shit I had to help them
Honestly thankful to be Canadian and if age to buy. The cart problem was happening here too, and my friend was hooked on them. Every time I told him his shit was fake it wouldn’t process in his head. Then months later he was like “I’ve been smoking unregulated illegal pens apparently” some mfers are dense
I would even be careful buying carts from people you “trust” when I was a teen buying street carts, I used to buy them from my childhood best friend whom I had been friends with for 17 years. His carts definitely weren’t 100% distillate or resin. Be careful with street carts
@Zeeboklown
8 ай бұрын
I just don't get anything that didn't come from a reputable dispo. Too many ppl got fucked up on bad carts.
I love carts it's definitely a gift like coffee 😅
Smoking bud and having a cart too is a amazing feeling
"stinky blinky" never heard tht 1 before 🤣
You’ve got talent for production man. Hope you stick with it!
The animation vision and felling of the natural grass is so better splitt ong
LOL!!!You inform me and make me laugh at the same time!! Great job dude! ✌🏼️💜🧚♀️🌬️!!
the gas station near me has d9 edibles for $19.99 and it has a CA certi
@peterparker642
11 ай бұрын
still probably fake.
There’s no price on your life. Safety is key in substance use. It may be more expensive but just buy em from dispos or smoke shops. Great advice in this video disguised as entertainment. Amazing video
I finished school today, bought some wax. and then I get home and SPLITT uploads. this is a good day
Great video as always, keep it up!
To be honest I felt like carts were better 2018-2020. The oil quality looked better and definitely tasted better and felt stronger (though that part is prolly just tolerance). I remember the good yellow distillate had a somewhat green tint and was super clear (I remember this most from Select carts), and the distillate even kinda tasted like weed a lil bit. Now they all have that pine taste, nothing like weed, and even the live resin doesn’t taste the same. Carts are dying, they haven’t been the same ever since the vaping illness crisis, people have moved onto disposables
@daedric5647
11 ай бұрын
all you gotta do is look up brands and lab test of the carts. It’s really not hard to tell what’s fake or not
@cannabislife1688
11 ай бұрын
@@iHopBathroomI live in Colorado so I get them all the time. Yesterday I got a 1 gram cart for 12$ cuz my local dispo had a sale
@cannabislife1688
11 ай бұрын
@@iHopBathroomWe need to legalize Acid next in Colorado that way I can get Gel tabs at my dispensary at the same time as getting my weed
@MediQate
10 ай бұрын
I don’t think they’ve gotten worse in quality over the years.. If anything, cannabis itself and their methods of extracting have only gotten better along with the actual carts/batteries getting better with CCELL, AVD carts that don’t add heavy metals in your oil like old or modern cheap cartridges did/do.
@javienvazquez528
10 ай бұрын
Tbh with you your not wrong they def to a smack in the taste category and the strength carts use to have you high for like 4 hours now your lucky if you get a solid hour
I was scootering to my gym at my college and I swear to god I found a medical grade cart w the battery that was 90% full. I looked that shit up and it was $95 from the dispensary. Safe to say that jawn got us all faded for a month straight. Even crazier is that wasn’t the first cart me or my friend found that were legit.
@vnomlocs7165
Жыл бұрын
It lasted multiple ppl a month ?? 😭
@aquablue666
Жыл бұрын
@@vnomlocs7165 same question here 😂 like howwwwwwwww
@benk3431
Жыл бұрын
@@vnomlocs7165 we only ripped it like 3-4 times a week but yea that shit was a full size cart
@David-ny2nj
Жыл бұрын
Lives in Michigan
@benk3431
Жыл бұрын
@@David-ny2nj what?
Ive been working at licensed dispensarys in California for the past 3 years, only real carts over here 😂
You’re my new favorite tuber… i like the end of your videos, good for vibing in the puga
I go to the dispensary only. It’s the safest way to insure you’re getting real shit. Most labs nowadays test to make sure they’re the purest they can be. But usually I just buy diamonds in sauce and throw it in my e nail. Way cheaper and gets me higher.
“Chochingtons” is so crazy😂😭😭
2:06 “bro might of took a couple shooshingtons off it” 😭
New subscriber at 80k 😂😂😂 can’t wait to look back on this.
on the go i bring a cart but when im chillin at the crib i either roll up or pack a bowl
some carts also have slightly bigger hardware than the amount of oil, so keep that in mind too when judging if it’s been chiefed or not
I only buy carts from a dispensary honestly except if I really trust the person, besides, a lot of dispensaries know what they’re doing with making quality wax from my experience, it’s become one of my fav ways to smoke though along with taking a few bong rips
I get my Cookie carts from the Dispo🔥
mu new favorite yt LMFAOO
Bro didn’t bring up dabs once in the video 😂 that’s how you know …
Lmao the penjy wenjy that had me laughing i didnt see that coming
I buy all my weed at every gas station
Hey guys if you like the high from grass better but like carts, get a live resin cart. Gives you a clean high.
bro fake cart got me trippin so hard; after 6 hits it hit me, it's no longer 2 pm, it's 4 aclock in da mornin and my mom's screamin at me trying to figure out.... why i rubbed jam all over the kitchen table
I've tried unscrewing a dispensary cart I love that I can't speaks volumes I guess about how they're preventing the cheap fakes
great video keep it up 😎🔥 hitting a kart as i watch this
Carts not being filled to the top is normal, usually a little bit will seep into the coils. Theyre usually always not always full even from the dispensary, that’s the only place I get mine and they are almost never completely full
@skyecarmichael
Жыл бұрын
There’s always a lil bubble at the top 🙏🏻
@emmanuelhernandez396
11 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who has had carts leak through the mouth piece?
@ogzsxftw
11 ай бұрын
@@emmanuelhernandez396 it happens to the best of us
@JoaquinTheGamer-jo2yk
11 ай бұрын
@@emmanuelhernandez396bro it happens if ur heating ur battery up too much, if not then you got fake oil, it’s too runny
@calebwrld9518
11 ай бұрын
i get mkx carts from michigan
HHC carts = working, not smelly, undetectable by cops
@maddogg2k855
Жыл бұрын
HHC carts put me in the hospital for a stroke
@Hayden-tp4cb
Жыл бұрын
@@maddogg2k855got it thanks dawg
I've never seen your channel before but, I'm a fan now! 😄
“ A stinky blinky of that pengy wengy” 😂😂😂😂😂
I got my card about 2 months ago and I love it. Fair prices at the dispensaries I go to and I can get more than I need in my 45 day supply.
That's how I see my self when stoned my eyes look out of shape😂
Smoking flower gets me higher than hitting a cart. I think there’s something wrong with me.
@Nottinghamv91
8 ай бұрын
A tolerance break would change that
i literally have that little battery but in green it’s the fucking best it fits in my small ass hand perfect lol!! i love carts lifesavers fr
I love grass at home and carts on the go or with friends when i drive from the house
grass is so much better ngl cause it’s a process to smoke but it is convenient to have a cart
Got mine straight from the medical dispensary so I don’t gotta worry about fake shit
this channel os fire i subbed
This video is a masterpiece 😂
Splitt you dont udnerstand i got the fortnite cart from the gas station, and now i feel wobbily i dont even know if im typeing good. just very gud video you made here.
The ghost perk😂😂😂😂😂
Me smacking my real cart while watching this
WASSUP SPLITT! love your content dawg
What a fantastic video have a good long weekend splitt
My tolerance is now so high that i can probably smoke with snoop dogg 😂 it takes 20 rips off the cart and 5 bowls to get barely anywhere. It takes a whole day process to get me high
I’m just always faded when watching splitt
1:43 not only can they replace the inside(which you brought up seconds later) that can also replace the qr code to lead to a fake site
bro lokey hitting those notes
can't wait to go shmoking with da boys in the summer
Gr8 video gr8 Review and Gr8 channel!! ✌️✌️👍👍👍🌟🏆 I really liked it shopping karts r so much easier 2 smoke incognito with than flower
Feeling better than all these children by being able to afford the dispensary
THE SINGINGGGG😭😭😭 I CANT
I’ve never gotten scoobie snacks from a penjamin franklin
Grew up with grass and quit for like 8 years and started vaping. Yea it’s better as I can be more stealthy with it
Bro said if it’s loose someone’s been in that shit and it should be tight😂😂
lmao the outro was true asf my mom saying the gas station selling carts and edible wth
its funny watching this while tapping a dispo cart
i proudly buy mine from the dispo so I'm chillin lol
Bro I get my mama to help get mine she comin in clutch fr fr, but I told her all the ways you can tell if it's fake or not bc gas stations are trippin fr fr
NOT THE SOULJA CART! 😂😂😂
Singing voice of an angel.
splitt got PIPEZZZ
sometimes if its a lil low some gets absorved into the coil when warm enough
Yo facts!!! My vapes always be missing a lil, but they always sealed when i buy em. The water ones are bad. Those are these brands ive got recentky fryd. I just stay with torches
I buy off my homie who goes to the dispo and another who also goes to another dispo so I get like a two for one kinda deal whenever they go I like it all tbh but carts are just the easiest. I be working a lot and I don’t really feel like rolling a fatty yk or packing a bowl. Also that right eye left eye shit was funny asf