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@ToxxiSSG

10 ай бұрын

I'm sorry daddy

@manuelpacheco8413

10 ай бұрын

Waiting for payday father 🗣️💯

@joedirt3449

10 ай бұрын

​@@ToxxiSSGI need to dome that daddy

@MinnesotaMania

10 ай бұрын

Anxiety Attack Alvin. This the guy who takes a few rips and thinks he will have a heart attack right on the spot, and usually for the dumbest reason.

@michaelcrowley2322

10 ай бұрын

2k

The cart fiend who drains your cart but when you take just a second of his cart he says, "bro you are draining my cart"

@nicholascrazyboy8222

10 ай бұрын

Ima cart fiend but ion do that bc I get my carts hella cheap 5$ (I make my own and yes it’s all tested and everything)

@driftboard

9 ай бұрын

god DAMN bro 5 dollars. idgaf what government approved that that's some taiwanese hotdog water infused with carbon fiber@@nicholascrazyboy8222

@Racegas

9 ай бұрын

@@nicholascrazyboy8222my friend makes her own as well. Shit hits

@ischrisog

8 ай бұрын

Ong or they change the voltage on your battery and hit it but can’t do it to theirs 💀

@Ratguycantcount

8 ай бұрын

i aint even gonna lie thats me

Sketchy Steve who refils his carts with honey, olive oil, and water when hes done and sells them to middle schoolers/freshman

Coughing Campbell cough has me dying 🤣

@wrldunknown

10 ай бұрын

He turned to I show speed

@brnulquiru8672

7 ай бұрын

Him too

Don’t even get the cart fiends started about how their stuff is always better cause they make their own goofy fent carts lmaooo

No cart fiend is going to turn down 500k, thats a whole months supply of weed for them

I’m a covert cart fiend. Family doesn’t know, friends don’t really know. I’m ripping that shit every day while all these people are ignorant

@OliviaCerrano

10 ай бұрын

I truly believed my mom and dad didn’t know because i was genuinely so careful but they know bro, if you think your diffrent and people don’t know your not😭

@yesi5815

10 ай бұрын

My covert ran out like 10 days ago and I've been DYING bc I ain't hit nun since, but the good news is I get two free carts tomorrow 👍🏼

@Sammieboi388

4 ай бұрын

My mom knows but my grandparents don't know I smoke

Spittin Sean: the quiet guy who once he gets high, he starts to freestyle. He falls into two cats, the one who can spit, and the one who can shut TF UP!

I consider it just a part of my duty as a stoner to try and green at least one person out every week. Dabs, carts, herb, don't matter. I do love watching folks take a huge rip off of one of my live resin carts thinking that it ain't shit. Then you hear them outside sounding like they're trying to throw up their shoes!

@jesse-eo6ir

10 ай бұрын

You are a hero and villain at the Sametime

@nolimitemann

10 ай бұрын

LOOOLL this sh pure evil 😂 keep it up

@alexpivniouk8421

10 ай бұрын

This is kind of evil but I respect it. You would probably fail on me tho

@YumoBaBy

10 ай бұрын

You not greening me out I smoke wayyy to much. I have greened so many out tho so I know what you mean. It's just funny as hell

@QueenMali420

9 ай бұрын

People could have a heart attack from over doing a panic attack I hope you got cytrus on hand.

In my late teens & 20s my friends and I would do shrooms, Isd, and ecstasy occasionally. Good times! All were positive, fun, spiritual experiences. But, it's been decades. I don't know anyone who knows anyone who can get psychedelics from. I live in LA & there's a Kush store three blocks from my house, but I can't function alone on weed. I wish they sold psilocybin gummies. I'm a little depressed & a little anxious on a regular basis. I'm not a big drinker and I hate taking pills. A bite or two of a chocolate bar, or a cup of mushroom tea everyday would be a godsent for me.

@annemoore4461

10 ай бұрын

I’ve been researching on psychedelics and it’s benefits to individuals dealing with Anxiety, Depression, ADHD and from my findings, they really work and I’ve been eager to get some for a while but its been difficult to get my hands on them.

@ohmakure4716

10 ай бұрын

The Trips I've been having really helped me a lot. I’m now able to meditate and I finally feel in control of my emotions and my future and things that used to be mundane to me now seem incredible and full of nuance on top of that I'm way less driven by my ego and I have alot more empathy as well

@dilara4130

10 ай бұрын

I was having this constant, unbearable anxiety due to work stress. Not until I came across a very intelligent mycologist. He saved my life honestly

@dilara4130

10 ай бұрын

His name is *DR Adolf Petter*

@ryancihet555

10 ай бұрын

@ohmakure4716 I feel the same way too. I put too much on my plate and it definitely affects my stress and anxiety levels. I am also glad to be a part of this community.

The repo reaper caught me off guard 💀 dababy started playin

splitt keeps dropping these 🔥 vids that keep my cheeks clappin

@splitt2678

10 ай бұрын

????

@moisesvillasenor3302

10 ай бұрын

I agree with this statement.

@RaulForLife

10 ай бұрын

Bro?

@ttg4146

10 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't GAF Don, this fool will hit ANY and EVERYTHING, and I mean everything... as long as he's feelin a lil saucy, he's happy..

Nah you know Splitt high asf if he barkin 😭😭

Marcos, the cart muncher, always has a cart with him at all times, as if it's his life support. It doesn't matter if he's at church, at the hospital awaiting the birth of his child, or even at his Grandma's funeral; he is smacking that thing, going to Penjamin City 24/7, and will stop at nothing to make sure he always has one on standby. Even if he's dirt poor, he'll find a way to have a never-ending supply of them.

@benamisai-kham5892

8 ай бұрын

Honestly...kinda relatable... I spend enough at the store to get my free redemption of 50$ on store credit so when I'm broke as fuck I can go get a free one so I make sure I'm not out 😭 I have so many carts with like 3 hits in them just chilling around in waiting....

silent sam, homie will pull up with the most energy but the second he hits that dabington his tongue just ceases to exist.

Scavenging Gary sounds like "The Hang Over" bro got lit, puked, ended up stuck somewhere further than where he was originally supposed to be amd everybody callin around and runnin the streets searchin for em 😂😂😂

Snatching Simon Asks you for your cart and keeps it for himself for waaaay too long before giving it back

You forgot begging Brian. Begging Brian will show up to the sesh without a cart but beg anyone with one for a smack.

I mostly smoke carts, because we cant have stuff in my state. So I definitely used to be a cart fiend. But I never got to the point of begging other people for a rip

In denial David, he goes into the bathroom every single period to p his cart, looks high asf and but when you ask hey are you high they start lying straight to your face, idk why maybe they’re afraid of the judgement, but when you ask them later they tell the truth lol and open up about how life is so tedious and boring that they need to be high and how everybody’s an npc and even while high they’re still the smartest person in the room n then they’ll start getting cocky about how they’ll be zooted asf and nobody will even know as if they’re getting away with a secret mission but in reality nobody gives af we just wanna make sure they’re good😂

Carter the Cart kingpin, this fiend lives, breathes, and is a cart. He will ask you to hit your pen, and then proceed to blinker it 5 times without coughing, and isn’t even phased in the slightest. He may not even be trying to fiend initially but it just kinda happens because his tolerance is so fucked from hitting carts like it’s a fucking elf bar. Homie’s lungs are straight wax and these will probably be the first individuals to somehow find a way to die off of smoking too much

Dawg brought out the dawg in him

I feel like Carts make it so easy and slick to smoke that smoking loses the ritual of going to your dealer, rolling and finding where to smoke it. I`ll stick to za

@joedirt3449

10 ай бұрын

my man old school!

@tonyo3544

10 ай бұрын

Flower will always be king. I always have a vape in my pocket for emergencies but ill smoke oz's before touching the cart.

im a petrified peter without music lowkey the voices get to me

Im not a cart fiend but I enjoy a nice cart once in a while them fiends be wild tho

bro i smoke until i can’t think or move and hit every time i feel a smidgen of consciousness im healthy

Blinking Bushie Always goes for blinkers and complains when someone doesn't hit a blinker

"trappin" tony who buys carts from the middleman for like $30 and sells them for $40 and swears he has motion

Classroom Charles: bro does not show up to ass sober under any circumstances

Dog I am building an engine. Perfect timing for me to vibe to while I do it.

I used to be Gary, I wouldn’t puke but I would just go into my own world

Peter the plug the guy the wants to be a plug but smokes all his carts before selling them I’ve seen too many in highschool

bro started barking lmao

that one girl that has a new half empty 1G cart everytime you see them.

im at the point where i bought two batteries to hit doubles consistantly cus one cart at a time isnt enough

THE BARKING PLEASE ASDKIJSDF NLMAO

the guy who says "just one hit" and blinks it just to ask for more

Can’t forget about the dude using a whole cart every other day

Not the bologna and cheese 😂

nahhh the music with the police sirens get me too 😭😭

Psychedelic psycho that tricks people into hitting his DMT cart

Bro funny asf definitely subbing😂😂

I could have the worst possible day and splitt will still make me laugh 😭

i need a slurpy sammy they make the weirdest noises while hitting a cart like they're drinking fine wine

@Nomorejello

9 ай бұрын

@Priestess-pw4zq huh?

The ones to hit the roach to the point you can feel the metal in your throat fiends

You made me subscribe with that one 😂😂😂

marveling Marvin bro can't stop looking at the cart

I'm takin' the $500,000 and leavin'😂

As someone in the cannabis industry: this is some of the best weed content ive seen on the entire internet. shit is hilariousssssss !

How about Stingy Stu? Dude rolls up with 10 carts and wont share with anyone but sits there doing blinkers telling everyone how their cart sucks and his is the real shiz.

Thank you for 'stinky winky blinky' I will use that to annoy my mates at the sesh

my lungs DO feel like ziplock bags as i’m coughing tyvm

It went crazy because people don't know that getting addicted to carts is like getting addicted to heroin. I remember looking at cart fiends at my school and the junkies who slept behind it.

@TimP-mf9hm

10 ай бұрын

Addiction is addiction, heroin is way worse because of the physical withdrawal but a mental addiction is why both are getting high and why heroin users used daily long enough to become physically addicted to begin with. Most people who are addicted to Buddha would use anything they can to escape reality, carts are generally just easy to afford, find and don't have the same stigma around them as other things. When something becomes all someone cares about, that's when it's a problem and usually it's because the person just doesn't want to be sober, take away carts and they'll likely use whatever they can find that alters reality.

Bro cart fiends was really funny. Glad I'm not the only one:)

can’t-stop-edging-carl

Bruh u gotta get the light off Larry: he takes that light off every and anywhere! Doesn’t matter if his at school, Takin a dumb, even at a funeral‼️he’s gonna get that light off in

Nah what about foodie Frankie Dude takes one smackington and then immediately asks if I have any food like bro can we smoke for a sec? LMFAO

Keep dropping the videos splitt we live to see them

I'm literally coughing Campbell

My cart just died 4 hours ago so i literly busted open my savings jar just to buy a new one

@joedirt3449

10 ай бұрын

Same

I brought a new cart to my friends house and that stuff was 90 percent gone by the end of the sleep over.

We're all coughing cambell on the right nights😏

i am coughing campbell and im proud

What is this William, being dudes with wacky carts with bubbles coming out of the side

The type of cart fein that refuses to believe that it's over and does anything for one more hit

please never quit yt i watch ur videos geeked

mr. Refillington the guy who fills up a cartridge w thc and his own random ingredients n hopes it doesn’t give him cancer

wisest man ever

im so faded rn brooo

Low battery Burt, always showing up asking if you want to rip off his card, only to find out that the battery is in fact dead. He will throw it on a charger for like 5 to 10 minutes take it off, take it to, Pasadena you, and then wonder why it's dead again.

Gary greener goes hard we love em bc they save some for us 🤧

Globe goes way too hard, besides music they have managed to make an awesome story through his dozen tracks all through the characters different perspectives and it’s just pure talent that man has flowing through his veins

Don't forget about technical tommy and his goofy ahh cart bong adapter, top shelf golden dispensary pack, and his distain for anything that isn't live resin. If you smoke the za around him he'll immediately tell you you're consuming weed the wrong way

You can't forget that "give me Gavin" who never gives the fucking pEn back

Lowkey carts feel pretty clean atm. Smoking js just coats my lungs tbh

bro forgot laughing larry

Jabbering Jamal a nigga who hits the cart & proceeds to say "nah son the backwoods hit better then this issh"

bro my one friends she never smoked the grass only hit carts and she be like "broo im gonna get so fried" and its funny when she fried

Common cart feins I have encountered is can I get a hit Carter. This guy despite never smoking is his life desides to hit the penjemin because he thinks it will be "smoother" and there will be no smell and then 30mins later is greened out on the couch.

Little story about me, once I was low and got what I could from 10-15 near empty carts and made the franken-cart which indeed hit like a mf

the other day me and my friends went to a mexican resturant and these random 9th grade looking kids came up to our table asking if we smoke weed n they already know the answer bc they saw us smoking our carts when they came in, some feen ass kids too they were tryna hangout lol

im ripping my cart while im watching this

the end of ur vidoe was my smoke seshs n ripped the penjamin hard love the vids allways smack

fire video as always brother👏

Dam bro really said scavenging Sebastian

Subbed. This shit is fire. XDD I'm baked af, and it makes it 10x funnier.

IM A CART FIEND FOR SURE

splitt said its bad to coff

i used to shoot ice, now i cart fiend, im rehab ricky, im still an addict but at least I'm gonna die in 30 years instead of 3 years

IVE BEEN SUMMONED

don’t-stop-edging-daniel

We liked that video because we are cart fiends

I am sitting in the bathroom at work to watch this new video

coughing cambel over here😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

Cart fiends RISE UP

Ly splitt so inspirational

I am smoking my cart rn while I watch this fucking dying of laughter… Love the video

The mf “repo reaper” bro😂😂😂

Rosin carts sativa allday