FIRST TIME HITTING THE PEN

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  • @splitt2678
    @splitt26788 ай бұрын

    IF U READING THIS SPAM "CULT" IN THE COMMENTS

  • @arcee420

    @arcee420

    8 ай бұрын

    CULT

  • @badnitroblast4668

    @badnitroblast4668

    8 ай бұрын

    Cuuuuult

  • @Poodleinacan

    @Poodleinacan

    8 ай бұрын

    Trve kvlt svrf metal gang? .... Wait, wrong context

  • @Atackoftheevilvendingmac-pb5iq

    @Atackoftheevilvendingmac-pb5iq

    8 ай бұрын

    Cult

  • @thebookstorecollective7145

    @thebookstorecollective7145

    8 ай бұрын

    CULT

  • @Nonyah123
    @Nonyah1238 ай бұрын

    It must be really interesting for older gens to see GenZs first time with weed coming from an electric pen

  • @Poodleinacan

    @Poodleinacan

    8 ай бұрын

    Not really. I might say that I'm a late adopter

  • @dragonlordmatt9662

    @dragonlordmatt9662

    8 ай бұрын

    mine was a bong rip

  • @Jonjims1532

    @Jonjims1532

    8 ай бұрын

    Wait till they learn about high-aid.

  • @DavidPitts-qx9jw

    @DavidPitts-qx9jw

    8 ай бұрын

    Actually I think it’s pretty cool and inavativ sry for the spelling but it’s awesome and very portable for when I want to smoke before and after work

  • @legit-winz2057

    @legit-winz2057

    8 ай бұрын

    @@DavidPitts-qx9jwshoutout to you my man!

  • @ethanl7408
    @ethanl74088 ай бұрын

    i borrowed a pen from my friend the first time i ever got high and i didn’t know you had to turn it on, so i was ripping hard all day but nothing was happening, i finally googled it and it was late i night i turned it on and took a fat rip i was on another fucking planet. the walk from my room to the restroom took like 10 minutes because i was tip toeing and when i got to my restroom i just started spinning slowly i couldn’t control it 😭

  • @gleeboy2675

    @gleeboy2675

    8 ай бұрын

    Now that sounds like some damn cap

  • @luismedrano4437

    @luismedrano4437

    7 ай бұрын

    @@gleeboy2675nah fr how u not notice it being off 😐

  • @alessandrar8330

    @alessandrar8330

    7 ай бұрын

    @@luismedrano4437 they said it was their first time w a pen they prob didn’t know how a battery works

  • @yaboidustin2447

    @yaboidustin2447

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@gleeboy2675it ain't. I did dumber sounding shit my first time

  • @redcell9636

    @redcell9636

    4 ай бұрын

    Hold on let me come to homeboy defense here okay. I Graduated in 2016, so I been around the block, too. HOWEVER Most of my Herbs & Spices toke'd out days were before 17yo. I joined the Army as split-option soldier, so I stopped smoking between the years of 2015-2023 when I got out. I bought a dispo and thought I could just rip it like a nic dispo, did not realize I needed to clicky the blinky a few times. I had an actual box mod for stuff, but I stopped largely vaping nic. Now I did know what a dab was, but only toked once on that when it was just coming into popularity with my friends at the time. So I believe you, brother man, when you said you took a fat rip and tripped over your own thoughts. It happened to me man.

  • @duck00000
    @duck000008 ай бұрын

    bro HAD to be tweaking while making this😭

  • @rodzwrld
    @rodzwrld7 ай бұрын

    I remember getting absolutely astronomically faded the first time I hit the pen 😭😭

  • @dennisbreeding6192

    @dennisbreeding6192

    7 ай бұрын

    Me fuckin to I swear I was In space bro

  • @Abcformoney

    @Abcformoney

    7 ай бұрын

    same lol

  • @vr_zandermonke8743

    @vr_zandermonke8743

    7 ай бұрын

    same dogg

  • @userr45797

    @userr45797

    6 ай бұрын

    LMAOO literally nd me nd my hg had plans w these two boys ian even know like that too i was gone as a bitch 😭😭

  • @meritex179

    @meritex179

    6 ай бұрын

    i was way to high i felt like i was laggin and shi bro

  • @horse_rider1385
    @horse_rider13858 ай бұрын

    Ay papi splitt, my answer to the homework is; ya boy went out with a girl who is actually helping better my life. Thank you Mr. Splitt for the great content, and have a great day sir

  • @mountainbikingwithlogan6163

    @mountainbikingwithlogan6163

    8 ай бұрын

    W man right here

  • @bloodlikewine4451

    @bloodlikewine4451

    8 ай бұрын

    bro same here, we're winning fr

  • @horse_rider1385

    @horse_rider1385

    8 ай бұрын

    @bloodlikewine4451 I'm glad to hear it, I hope whatever happens between you guys works out. Best of luck to you

  • @horse_rider1385

    @horse_rider1385

    8 ай бұрын

    @mountainbikingwithlogan6163 I appreciate it man, but your the w man's fr, you have some genuinely sick content on your channel. I hope more people can find it, so good luck man

  • @bloodlikewine4451

    @bloodlikewine4451

    8 ай бұрын

    @@horse_rider1385 same to to you man, i believe in you fr

  • @nerdywayfinder1827
    @nerdywayfinder18278 ай бұрын

    "understood mam". oh so Splitt had that kind of a mom growing up XD. Can relate.

  • @SimplyAP714

    @SimplyAP714

    6 ай бұрын

    im livin wit that kinda mom right now

  • @nerdywayfinder1827

    @nerdywayfinder1827

    6 ай бұрын

    I think they mean well if that's any consolation. haha @@SimplyAP714

  • @cloutchaser4395
    @cloutchaser43958 ай бұрын

    Hey splitt the best thing that happened to me this week was you droppin this Grammy worthy video. I am in tears this was the most butiful video I've ever set my eyes upon. From the animation that would make Pixar shit bricks to the comedian himself telling this amazing tale from his youth. Truly a masterpiece

  • @420skill3
    @420skill38 ай бұрын

    Spilt gotta do more of the animated story times 😂

  • @nightmarecreepypasta7019
    @nightmarecreepypasta70198 ай бұрын

    I always forget how funny splitt really is until i watch the next video 😂😂😂😂

  • @chrisgarduno7774
    @chrisgarduno77748 ай бұрын

    Love the og type animation coming back mixed with the new one ❤

  • @wizardofdeath6394
    @wizardofdeath63948 ай бұрын

    My best friends got their foodstamps and got food in the house again so im happy for them about that

  • @530BANSHEE

    @530BANSHEE

    8 ай бұрын

    aye that’s amazing man, im glad

  • @syncalcal6802
    @syncalcal68028 ай бұрын

    The big ripper part definitely hit

  • @monke_man794
    @monke_man7948 ай бұрын

    for the split homework; i started to go to the gym after a recent breakup and so far I’ve done a good job at keeping it up🚶‍♂️

  • @a2zenith880
    @a2zenith8808 ай бұрын

    when he said "Infamous 2" i felt that.

  • @fnfgodd
    @fnfgodd8 ай бұрын

    New fav youtuber❤

  • @user-qx5nw8ji1v
    @user-qx5nw8ji1v8 ай бұрын

    I can tell split works hard on his vids show him some love

  • @pandaboipetsandmask392
    @pandaboipetsandmask3928 ай бұрын

    Yes a new Splitt video 🤘

  • @Juice__fan5th
    @Juice__fan5th7 ай бұрын

    Meet me at the park at 3 o’clock sharp in the m*********ing dark so we can smoke this cart bars 😂

  • @summersummerrr
    @summersummerrr8 ай бұрын

    splitt back with the heat.

  • @xa1d33
    @xa1d338 ай бұрын

    homework - jus got the count chocula cereal in spirit of spooky season🔥

  • @maddydinger7680
    @maddydinger76808 ай бұрын

    CULT. i love your videos splitt❤❤

  • @breydebreymeyer7076
    @breydebreymeyer70768 ай бұрын

    sittin down fa a sesh an see Splitt jus uploaded

  • @vamermeltdown1862
    @vamermeltdown18628 ай бұрын

    We need a first time stories more like first time hitting the bong or taking an edible

  • @08superbee
    @08superbee8 ай бұрын

    Best thing to whatch at work

  • @Adam-vu5sy
    @Adam-vu5sy5 ай бұрын

    “Tellem to bring out the whole Tour de France” was fucking immaculate

  • @04fromupnorth46
    @04fromupnorth468 ай бұрын

    u already got my attention on ur way of speaking n word play also bc i used to ride a es big flyer 29’ 🙏🏾🔥

  • @O.klooga
    @O.klooga8 ай бұрын

    I had fun time yesterday my boy and me vent to my crib and no one was home we smohed like 1g and then chilled and watched projekt x

  • @notwetwater5471
    @notwetwater54718 ай бұрын

    my first time gettin mad faded was with a cart and like a few j's, the worst green ever tho fr

  • @masonedwards5891
    @masonedwards58917 ай бұрын

    Bro pens be fucking people up 😂

  • @thebookstorecollective7145
    @thebookstorecollective71458 ай бұрын

    My fiance and I got high and went on a SUPER FUN HIKE to celebrate his bday last week

  • @naozfye
    @naozfye8 ай бұрын

    splitttt you should do “she knows” at the begging of your next vid😂😂😂

  • @splatter639
    @splatter6394 ай бұрын

    Locking yourself in a car with the windows rolled up, car locked, would be a good one man

  • @racnomnom9392
    @racnomnom93928 ай бұрын

    The big rippa🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @CarsForLife-wb1zm
    @CarsForLife-wb1zm2 ай бұрын

    Bro made this FADED😂

  • @jo.s.h.k
    @jo.s.h.k8 ай бұрын

    flippin goat

  • @davidthane3915
    @davidthane39158 ай бұрын

    Love the video that’s how I be with my friends 😭

  • @CamsTooFaded
    @CamsTooFaded8 ай бұрын

    i got caught being cross faded 14 mins into my first hoco and i jus got ungrounded for the third time three times before this so now im in big troublington

  • @gcs9268
    @gcs92688 ай бұрын

    NAH CUZ THAT ONE IN THE THUMBNAIL LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE MY FIRST GAS STATION CART😭😭😭

  • @ketomine.
    @ketomine.8 ай бұрын

    bro hit the septic tank cart

  • @Zaqw.
    @Zaqw.8 ай бұрын

    Noti gng

  • @tokyo698
    @tokyo6988 ай бұрын

    I been had the best glass of milk last Wednesday

  • @cjmiller1818

    @cjmiller1818

    8 ай бұрын

    Huh

  • @holyhpyt
    @holyhpyt8 ай бұрын

    Last week i figured out what branch i wanted to join in the military. The Air Force is ab to be fire as FUCK

  • @Diegojackson5
    @Diegojackson58 ай бұрын

    Intro wild

  • @jarrodriffe
    @jarrodriffe8 ай бұрын

    Did splitt do a line before he did this video?

  • @vanlas977
    @vanlas9778 ай бұрын

    Wrd ma first time i was at school n i was blasted asll 😂

  • @raffraff1013
    @raffraff10138 ай бұрын

    the first time i hit a pen me and my mate trekked 2 hours on public transport to pick it up, i took the first hit and only a little one, she hit a blinker, and zeroed it, not 10 seconds later she said "fuck" and i dont have any memories of the next 48 hrs, after the 48hrs the cart was empty.

  • @harrisonkarn2078

    @harrisonkarn2078

    3 ай бұрын

    LMAO😂

  • @AlrDavid
    @AlrDavid8 ай бұрын

    I really thought i was gonna catch him lacking 😮‍💨

  • @user-wn6fz2mv3l
    @user-wn6fz2mv3l7 ай бұрын

    I got to see a friend for the first time in a year

  • @lemlikeslemons
    @lemlikeslemons8 ай бұрын

    my first high was with a cart💀

  • @user-sg6fq4if4j

    @user-sg6fq4if4j

    8 ай бұрын

    same and i hate it

  • @donniecapps6574
    @donniecapps65747 ай бұрын

    It was in highschool in the bathroom lmao got faded asf and slept through all my classes😂😂

  • @x719.
    @x719.5 ай бұрын

    “Hello splitt residence”😂😂

  • @mudalad1215
    @mudalad12157 ай бұрын

    my nervous system was tweaking so hard on my first time i thought it didnt work so i just took 8 hits and boom im on my bed listening to minecraft music

  • @devortion7342
    @devortion73425 ай бұрын

    I love that he mentinoed infamous 2 which was a W game series

  • @arkayic2
    @arkayic28 ай бұрын

    Splitt hit that delta 1 cart

  • @Aceonts

    @Aceonts

    8 ай бұрын

    💀💀💀💀

  • @juanmanuelsantiago5564
    @juanmanuelsantiago55646 ай бұрын

    that is in fact a "fuck it we ball mentality"

  • @lucascarr-og3ku
    @lucascarr-og3ku8 ай бұрын

    SPLITT UPLOADED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO Love your first time style videos AYOOO, gonna take a 6 g edible soon, wish me luck

  • @alexandermandache1628

    @alexandermandache1628

    2 ай бұрын

    That's a terrible idea 😭

  • @GreatLakesEmergencyResponse
    @GreatLakesEmergencyResponse8 ай бұрын

    i could vividly picture this man dabbin his bro up when the screen went black 💀

  • @tylerferguson1021

    @tylerferguson1021

    8 ай бұрын

    Same 😂

  • @EazyOne21
    @EazyOne218 ай бұрын

    Split on that bikelife bigripper

  • @joksier
    @joksier3 ай бұрын

    the fact u can remember the first time u hit a cart means it wasnt hard enough

  • @cumprincess777
    @cumprincess7778 ай бұрын

    I remember the first time I hit a cart was at school and it was testing week and I passed out

  • @cumprincess777

    @cumprincess777

    8 ай бұрын

    @PottersladeMark oh ☺

  • @arcee420
    @arcee4208 ай бұрын

    Splitt my boi, go try the Steak and Bacon Grilled Cheese burrito from Taco Bell

  • @waffle3715
    @waffle37158 ай бұрын

    I drink milk when i get breakfast

  • @lonelyinshanghai
    @lonelyinshanghai7 ай бұрын

    my first time hitting the cart was 4 years ago and i greened

  • @akaTGrINightmare
    @akaTGrINightmare8 ай бұрын

    Faded off a cartington rn

  • @kukashiplays
    @kukashiplays8 ай бұрын

    my name is shannon and you scared the hell outta me 😭😭

  • @domenicwaldron5080
    @domenicwaldron50808 ай бұрын

    i still be riding the big ripper

  • @Ryanbig7738
    @Ryanbig77386 ай бұрын

    My first time I ain really get that high all I felt was a leg buzz, the the second time I just felt a little heavy ness on my body and more of a body buzz now but not that much, then the third time it all changed I hit it once and got zooted

  • @ryangetyourlifetogether
    @ryangetyourlifetogether8 ай бұрын

    i love iced tea

  • @p4nisworm483
    @p4nisworm4838 ай бұрын

    I ATE A WHOLE BOX OF PIZZA BY MYSELF

  • @ColeWilson-tq1mi
    @ColeWilson-tq1mi8 ай бұрын

    Fire 🔥

  • @Beenchasin_cj
    @Beenchasin_cj8 ай бұрын

    Bruh said bababooey😭😭😭

  • @joelmark8116
    @joelmark81168 ай бұрын

    I love you spliff I’m doin a high Marathon 3 days in 🫶

  • @ezBlu.
    @ezBlu.8 ай бұрын

    penjamin time

  • @secret8045
    @secret80452 ай бұрын

    First time i hit a cart i started hitting it and i wasn’t feeling anything so i was just hitting it like a vape. I remember that my last hit i inhaled for a long time and then started coughing like crazy and almost threw up, after i started walking and then i swear i teleported, my friends had to grab me because i was convinced i was going to pass out but it was the penjamin hitting. Then i got the munchies and the laughs so it was all good

  • @rectalrath5008
    @rectalrath50083 ай бұрын

    Infamous 2 reference best game ever bro

  • @ricksanchez1327
    @ricksanchez13272 ай бұрын

    ok the fact that we look alike yet ive never touched grass or smokey smoke is crazy

  • @dieselbaby846
    @dieselbaby8464 ай бұрын

    First time I hit the cart I hit it like 10 times. I remember walking through the suburbs of where I live and and fighting demons and tears,walking in slow motion,and tackling the air behind because I thought someone was there but it was actually just my hood😭

  • @milky_studios2307
    @milky_studios23078 ай бұрын

    My hw : I told my boyfriend that I've been struggling with addiction (sh and weed) and he's helping me get through 'recovery'

  • @redcell9636

    @redcell9636

    4 ай бұрын

    A "Tea Break" is always a good thing. Moderation is key.

  • @joshbaker4086
    @joshbaker40868 ай бұрын

    I Got a corgi and a raise it’s a good week

  • @doxzity2099
    @doxzity20998 ай бұрын

    i jus got my first booga booga caveman cart we are a cult luv u guiz

  • @mageftw3834
    @mageftw38348 ай бұрын

    Bro, the first time I ever smoked was when I was in 8th grade, which was real stupid. But anyways, when I went to my friend’s house, I knew I probably wasn’t gonna be able to leave. So I sat down, bro handed me the cart, and I hit it once. After that, I sat there and eventually started seeing stars and distorted imagery. I eventually felt sick and really fucking high, so I slumped to the ground off the bench swing I was sitting on and crawled over to the grass and puked so hard. I crawled into other spots and kept throwing up. At that point I was absolutely tweaking and couldn’t comprehend anything and kept trying to sleep and not throw up, which didn’t work and I kept on tweaking. My bro was calling his friend and showed her what I looked like in the moment, funny enough. His mom came out and called my mom while my bro was trying to explain that I wasn’t high and that I was just throwing up. Then my mom showed up and had to pick me up and drag me to the car😭 I was throwing up out the window on the way home lmfaooo

  • @mageftw3834

    @mageftw3834

    8 ай бұрын

    @Ben10Jared na bro, telegram is filled with cartel killings and child porn, no way in hell I’m adding them.

  • @Lmv.Jorgee
    @Lmv.Jorgee8 ай бұрын

    Cult Fr 🕺🏽

  • @ChrisLoveee
    @ChrisLoveee6 ай бұрын

    My first time smoking was from pen, what an experience. I was like 10 rips deep until it hit me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Notaloserjustaneditor
    @Notaloserjustaneditor4 ай бұрын

    My first time hitting a cart was my first time smoking and it was indica which was so bad

  • @DevilHatesLove
    @DevilHatesLove4 ай бұрын

    I remember my first time we dip school and came back hella banked

  • @chaseaston2419
    @chaseaston24198 ай бұрын

    Make a video about a California honey cart

  • @doughsupreme94
    @doughsupreme948 ай бұрын

    Rip ps3😂❤

  • @jessicaireland9052
    @jessicaireland90528 ай бұрын

    SPLITTTTTTTT WHATS GOOD

  • @cassbrowne4754
    @cassbrowne47548 ай бұрын

    i was here before 50k

  • @mfgmfg8671
    @mfgmfg86718 ай бұрын

    man there is new gen alpha

  • @chasecolwell2560
    @chasecolwell25607 ай бұрын

    today ive gone 22 days without za and ngl life feels good again

  • @bigredone1030

    @bigredone1030

    5 ай бұрын

    ha nerd

  • @chasecolwell2560

    @chasecolwell2560

    5 ай бұрын

    @@bigredone1030 I stopped that shit smoking again so stfu lil bro

  • @robinrobinhood401
    @robinrobinhood4013 ай бұрын

    Hitting the pen whole video 😅😂

  • @yourmom1150
    @yourmom11508 ай бұрын

    I still have my big ripper😂

  • @derekbarreto8104
    @derekbarreto81048 ай бұрын

    Shit i remember my girst time i thought i was in a super realistic vr chat 😭

  • @blurwiz
    @blurwiz6 ай бұрын

    bro i got this good ass chicken sandwitch last weeek

  • @archerc429
    @archerc4293 ай бұрын

    My first time smoking was a penjaman and it was during school

  • @fattoes4340

    @fattoes4340

    3 ай бұрын

    SAME

  • @itzzz_ryze
    @itzzz_ryze3 ай бұрын

    dude the first time i got high was tght with a friend and with a satvia cart , and ngl it was so bad , i dint even take that much but i felt like everything had a 4 second delay and everything i touched was like 10 times as detailed and shit . i trusted my full autopiled mode all day being on the back of an e scooter my friend drove . never again , i think it was an overdose tho

  • @kianahayes3122
    @kianahayes31226 ай бұрын

    liked the video as soon i heard the intro

  • @rungxn
    @rungxn8 ай бұрын

    how he can make 200 videos about carts

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