FIRST TIME HITTING THE PEN
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@arcee420
8 ай бұрын
CULT
@badnitroblast4668
8 ай бұрын
Cuuuuult
@Poodleinacan
8 ай бұрын
Trve kvlt svrf metal gang? .... Wait, wrong context
@Atackoftheevilvendingmac-pb5iq
8 ай бұрын
Cult
@thebookstorecollective7145
8 ай бұрын
CULT
It must be really interesting for older gens to see GenZs first time with weed coming from an electric pen
@Poodleinacan
8 ай бұрын
Not really. I might say that I'm a late adopter
@dragonlordmatt9662
8 ай бұрын
mine was a bong rip
@Jonjims1532
8 ай бұрын
Wait till they learn about high-aid.
@DavidPitts-qx9jw
8 ай бұрын
Actually I think it’s pretty cool and inavativ sry for the spelling but it’s awesome and very portable for when I want to smoke before and after work
@legit-winz2057
8 ай бұрын
@@DavidPitts-qx9jwshoutout to you my man!
i borrowed a pen from my friend the first time i ever got high and i didn’t know you had to turn it on, so i was ripping hard all day but nothing was happening, i finally googled it and it was late i night i turned it on and took a fat rip i was on another fucking planet. the walk from my room to the restroom took like 10 minutes because i was tip toeing and when i got to my restroom i just started spinning slowly i couldn’t control it 😭
@gleeboy2675
8 ай бұрын
Now that sounds like some damn cap
@luismedrano4437
7 ай бұрын
@@gleeboy2675nah fr how u not notice it being off 😐
@alessandrar8330
7 ай бұрын
@@luismedrano4437 they said it was their first time w a pen they prob didn’t know how a battery works
@yaboidustin2447
6 ай бұрын
@@gleeboy2675it ain't. I did dumber sounding shit my first time
@redcell9636
4 ай бұрын
Hold on let me come to homeboy defense here okay. I Graduated in 2016, so I been around the block, too. HOWEVER Most of my Herbs & Spices toke'd out days were before 17yo. I joined the Army as split-option soldier, so I stopped smoking between the years of 2015-2023 when I got out. I bought a dispo and thought I could just rip it like a nic dispo, did not realize I needed to clicky the blinky a few times. I had an actual box mod for stuff, but I stopped largely vaping nic. Now I did know what a dab was, but only toked once on that when it was just coming into popularity with my friends at the time. So I believe you, brother man, when you said you took a fat rip and tripped over your own thoughts. It happened to me man.
bro HAD to be tweaking while making this😭
I remember getting absolutely astronomically faded the first time I hit the pen 😭😭
@dennisbreeding6192
7 ай бұрын
Me fuckin to I swear I was In space bro
@Abcformoney
7 ай бұрын
same lol
@vr_zandermonke8743
7 ай бұрын
same dogg
@userr45797
6 ай бұрын
LMAOO literally nd me nd my hg had plans w these two boys ian even know like that too i was gone as a bitch 😭😭
@meritex179
6 ай бұрын
i was way to high i felt like i was laggin and shi bro
Ay papi splitt, my answer to the homework is; ya boy went out with a girl who is actually helping better my life. Thank you Mr. Splitt for the great content, and have a great day sir
@mountainbikingwithlogan6163
8 ай бұрын
W man right here
@bloodlikewine4451
8 ай бұрын
bro same here, we're winning fr
@horse_rider1385
8 ай бұрын
@bloodlikewine4451 I'm glad to hear it, I hope whatever happens between you guys works out. Best of luck to you
@horse_rider1385
8 ай бұрын
@mountainbikingwithlogan6163 I appreciate it man, but your the w man's fr, you have some genuinely sick content on your channel. I hope more people can find it, so good luck man
@bloodlikewine4451
8 ай бұрын
@@horse_rider1385 same to to you man, i believe in you fr
"understood mam". oh so Splitt had that kind of a mom growing up XD. Can relate.
@SimplyAP714
6 ай бұрын
im livin wit that kinda mom right now
@nerdywayfinder1827
6 ай бұрын
I think they mean well if that's any consolation. haha @@SimplyAP714
Hey splitt the best thing that happened to me this week was you droppin this Grammy worthy video. I am in tears this was the most butiful video I've ever set my eyes upon. From the animation that would make Pixar shit bricks to the comedian himself telling this amazing tale from his youth. Truly a masterpiece
Spilt gotta do more of the animated story times 😂
I always forget how funny splitt really is until i watch the next video 😂😂😂😂
Love the og type animation coming back mixed with the new one ❤
My best friends got their foodstamps and got food in the house again so im happy for them about that
@530BANSHEE
8 ай бұрын
aye that’s amazing man, im glad
The big ripper part definitely hit
for the split homework; i started to go to the gym after a recent breakup and so far I’ve done a good job at keeping it up🚶♂️
when he said "Infamous 2" i felt that.
New fav youtuber❤
I can tell split works hard on his vids show him some love
Yes a new Splitt video 🤘
Meet me at the park at 3 o’clock sharp in the m*********ing dark so we can smoke this cart bars 😂
splitt back with the heat.
homework - jus got the count chocula cereal in spirit of spooky season🔥
CULT. i love your videos splitt❤❤
sittin down fa a sesh an see Splitt jus uploaded
We need a first time stories more like first time hitting the bong or taking an edible
Best thing to whatch at work
“Tellem to bring out the whole Tour de France” was fucking immaculate
u already got my attention on ur way of speaking n word play also bc i used to ride a es big flyer 29’ 🙏🏾🔥
I had fun time yesterday my boy and me vent to my crib and no one was home we smohed like 1g and then chilled and watched projekt x
my first time gettin mad faded was with a cart and like a few j's, the worst green ever tho fr
Bro pens be fucking people up 😂
My fiance and I got high and went on a SUPER FUN HIKE to celebrate his bday last week
splitttt you should do “she knows” at the begging of your next vid😂😂😂
Locking yourself in a car with the windows rolled up, car locked, would be a good one man
The big rippa🗣️🗣️🗣️
Bro made this FADED😂
flippin goat
Love the video that’s how I be with my friends 😭
i got caught being cross faded 14 mins into my first hoco and i jus got ungrounded for the third time three times before this so now im in big troublington
NAH CUZ THAT ONE IN THE THUMBNAIL LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE MY FIRST GAS STATION CART😭😭😭
bro hit the septic tank cart
Noti gng
I been had the best glass of milk last Wednesday
@cjmiller1818
8 ай бұрын
Huh
Last week i figured out what branch i wanted to join in the military. The Air Force is ab to be fire as FUCK
Intro wild
Did splitt do a line before he did this video?
Wrd ma first time i was at school n i was blasted asll 😂
the first time i hit a pen me and my mate trekked 2 hours on public transport to pick it up, i took the first hit and only a little one, she hit a blinker, and zeroed it, not 10 seconds later she said "fuck" and i dont have any memories of the next 48 hrs, after the 48hrs the cart was empty.
@harrisonkarn2078
3 ай бұрын
LMAO😂
I really thought i was gonna catch him lacking 😮💨
I got to see a friend for the first time in a year
my first high was with a cart💀
@user-sg6fq4if4j
8 ай бұрын
same and i hate it
It was in highschool in the bathroom lmao got faded asf and slept through all my classes😂😂
“Hello splitt residence”😂😂
my nervous system was tweaking so hard on my first time i thought it didnt work so i just took 8 hits and boom im on my bed listening to minecraft music
I love that he mentinoed infamous 2 which was a W game series
Splitt hit that delta 1 cart
@Aceonts
8 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀
that is in fact a "fuck it we ball mentality"
SPLITT UPLOADED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO Love your first time style videos AYOOO, gonna take a 6 g edible soon, wish me luck
@alexandermandache1628
2 ай бұрын
That's a terrible idea 😭
i could vividly picture this man dabbin his bro up when the screen went black 💀
@tylerferguson1021
8 ай бұрын
Same 😂
Split on that bikelife bigripper
the fact u can remember the first time u hit a cart means it wasnt hard enough
I remember the first time I hit a cart was at school and it was testing week and I passed out
@cumprincess777
8 ай бұрын
@PottersladeMark oh ☺
Splitt my boi, go try the Steak and Bacon Grilled Cheese burrito from Taco Bell
I drink milk when i get breakfast
my first time hitting the cart was 4 years ago and i greened
Faded off a cartington rn
my name is shannon and you scared the hell outta me 😭😭
i still be riding the big ripper
My first time I ain really get that high all I felt was a leg buzz, the the second time I just felt a little heavy ness on my body and more of a body buzz now but not that much, then the third time it all changed I hit it once and got zooted
i love iced tea
I ATE A WHOLE BOX OF PIZZA BY MYSELF
Fire 🔥
Bruh said bababooey😭😭😭
I love you spliff I’m doin a high Marathon 3 days in 🫶
penjamin time
First time i hit a cart i started hitting it and i wasn’t feeling anything so i was just hitting it like a vape. I remember that my last hit i inhaled for a long time and then started coughing like crazy and almost threw up, after i started walking and then i swear i teleported, my friends had to grab me because i was convinced i was going to pass out but it was the penjamin hitting. Then i got the munchies and the laughs so it was all good
Infamous 2 reference best game ever bro
ok the fact that we look alike yet ive never touched grass or smokey smoke is crazy
First time I hit the cart I hit it like 10 times. I remember walking through the suburbs of where I live and and fighting demons and tears,walking in slow motion,and tackling the air behind because I thought someone was there but it was actually just my hood😭
My hw : I told my boyfriend that I've been struggling with addiction (sh and weed) and he's helping me get through 'recovery'
@redcell9636
4 ай бұрын
A "Tea Break" is always a good thing. Moderation is key.
I Got a corgi and a raise it’s a good week
i jus got my first booga booga caveman cart we are a cult luv u guiz
Bro, the first time I ever smoked was when I was in 8th grade, which was real stupid. But anyways, when I went to my friend’s house, I knew I probably wasn’t gonna be able to leave. So I sat down, bro handed me the cart, and I hit it once. After that, I sat there and eventually started seeing stars and distorted imagery. I eventually felt sick and really fucking high, so I slumped to the ground off the bench swing I was sitting on and crawled over to the grass and puked so hard. I crawled into other spots and kept throwing up. At that point I was absolutely tweaking and couldn’t comprehend anything and kept trying to sleep and not throw up, which didn’t work and I kept on tweaking. My bro was calling his friend and showed her what I looked like in the moment, funny enough. His mom came out and called my mom while my bro was trying to explain that I wasn’t high and that I was just throwing up. Then my mom showed up and had to pick me up and drag me to the car😭 I was throwing up out the window on the way home lmfaooo
@mageftw3834
8 ай бұрын
@Ben10Jared na bro, telegram is filled with cartel killings and child porn, no way in hell I’m adding them.
Cult Fr 🕺🏽
My first time smoking was from pen, what an experience. I was like 10 rips deep until it hit me 🤣🤣🤣
My first time hitting a cart was my first time smoking and it was indica which was so bad
I remember my first time we dip school and came back hella banked
Make a video about a California honey cart
Rip ps3😂❤
SPLITTTTTTTT WHATS GOOD
i was here before 50k
man there is new gen alpha
today ive gone 22 days without za and ngl life feels good again
@bigredone1030
5 ай бұрын
ha nerd
@chasecolwell2560
5 ай бұрын
@@bigredone1030 I stopped that shit smoking again so stfu lil bro
Hitting the pen whole video 😅😂
I still have my big ripper😂
Shit i remember my girst time i thought i was in a super realistic vr chat 😭
bro i got this good ass chicken sandwitch last weeek
My first time smoking was a penjaman and it was during school
@fattoes4340
3 ай бұрын
SAME
dude the first time i got high was tght with a friend and with a satvia cart , and ngl it was so bad , i dint even take that much but i felt like everything had a 4 second delay and everything i touched was like 10 times as detailed and shit . i trusted my full autopiled mode all day being on the back of an e scooter my friend drove . never again , i think it was an overdose tho
liked the video as soon i heard the intro
how he can make 200 videos about carts