Cameron Diaz's Cleavage Settled Jimmy Carr's Nerves | Friday Night With Jonathan Ross
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ORIGINAL BROADCAST DATE: 11 November 2005
Series 9, Episode 10
Jimmy Carr joins Jonathan Ross in the studio and performs a short Stand-Up set, talks meeting Cameron Diaz in the states and how she unconsciously helped Jimmy with his anxiety.
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Jimmy Carr would make an excellent Quagmire if family guy made a live action adaptation
@trollobite1629
2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha well spotted 🤣🤣
@yannickbiermans6857
2 жыл бұрын
Haha so true😂😂
@clintonkildepsteen3982
2 жыл бұрын
He would be perfect... gigity gigity
@MartDeath
2 жыл бұрын
I dont think so, Jimmy is way too classy Dont get me wrong i love Quagmire and Jimmy but Quagmire is too brute and Jimmy is too iconic to fit
@trollobite1629
2 жыл бұрын
@@MartDeath You missed the point. It's the look not the comedy.
I like how this was filmed 15 years ago yet Jimmy Carr looks exactly the same...
@llNeevall
4 жыл бұрын
Ali3nat0r wait, really ? I just found out about him
@Talisman09
4 жыл бұрын
he is made out of candle wax, what do you expect
@Andrew-jb2ib
4 жыл бұрын
There's probably a picture of him aging in the attic
@modernmonkey
4 жыл бұрын
Nonsense. He doesn't have a Quagmire face anymore. He is way better looking nowadays.
@comediansactorsandall2502
4 жыл бұрын
He lost wait
"He is one of the biggest faces in stand-up comedy" LMAO
@kaunisrumilus
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha took me a second but hilarious hahah
@miacat5630
4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Ricky Gervais when he said that... lol.
@lukeponting5379
4 жыл бұрын
There are other people who are on par with him l8ke frankie Boyle and Kat Williams
@_Ob1_Wan_Kenob1_
4 жыл бұрын
Was expecting Jimmy to make his joke about that but he didn't
@Veekalp
4 жыл бұрын
Literally 😂
Jimmy's face when he realizes saying "laugh f*" might just work was perfect 😂
I haven't seen anyone else look more beautiful than Cameron Diaz in the dance performance in the movie 'The Mask'.
@thesweboy2873
4 жыл бұрын
Cameron Diaz in Charlie's Angels 1, especially as a waitress, when she flirts with the bartender, the "flip her hair" -move with her gorgeous wide smile attached... Don't forget Lucy Liu either... oh, man. And she never age :-p
@isosteric
4 жыл бұрын
Get to the back of the bloody queue Saurabh. 🤣
@ballconei4879
4 жыл бұрын
I had it on VHS as a boy and that bit was worn out on the tape after a few years.
@tehnemox
4 жыл бұрын
Nah. For me, THE scene was appropriately her intro scene. When she walks into the bank and there's the shot of her legs...it has been forever burned into my memory since I was a kid.
@MalphasMikaelson
4 жыл бұрын
Cameron Diaz has never been beautiful.
Anyone else think of Quagmire when looking at Jimmy
@rumien1383
4 жыл бұрын
Stijn Vth now that you mention it 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@John-X
4 жыл бұрын
3:57 quite right.
@ja2911
4 жыл бұрын
hahaha! so true!!
@Lynxchillin08
4 жыл бұрын
Well I didn't, but now I cant unsee it
@Hjominbonrun
4 жыл бұрын
cant unsee him now. you basterd.
Ahh, the Jonathan Ross interview "technique" - ask a question, as they start to answer, start talking!
@kimothy1701
4 жыл бұрын
I understand you’ve got a new tour. Yes I’m.. and you’ve brought out a new dvd
@Talisman09
4 жыл бұрын
The lack of silences keeps it flowing. Something tells me that you wouldn't be quite as good as Jonathan at his job, buddy!
@robertfrazer8161
4 жыл бұрын
@@Talisman09 How does stopping someone from answering "keep it flowing"? Strange comment!
@Talisman09
4 жыл бұрын
@@robertfrazer8161 it prevents awkward silences. In real (and genuinely friendly) conversations people talk over one another. It isn't hard to follow such conversations unless you're a little slow I'm guessing
@robertfrazer8161
4 жыл бұрын
@@Talisman09 This isn't a "real" conversation, it's a TV interview. It helps to be a mind reader when watching Wossy interview, since a lot of questions don't get answered due to Wossy interrupting, so you just have to guess what the the guest would have said.
Love how Green Day is just casually chilling there ahaha
Cameron and Toni together like this are adorable!
@kevdoe3360
4 жыл бұрын
I am guessing it was when they had done the film,In Her Shoes?Good film!
I love comics like Jimmy Carr...the possibility he's being sarcastic in any conversation...is literally never ending. Keeps you on your toes. Great entertainer.
Jimmy Carr is a true, professional comic and besides the fun, his overall skill is fascinating to watch!
@AngelicusImmortus
2 жыл бұрын
Snatching back Ross from being a perv about Cameron Diaz by make an erection joke was rather classy. When Jimmy actually looked uncomfortable when Ross was going on about riding Cameron Diaz, perfect way to rip it open by making her laugh and making Ross look like a mug.
@donrane
2 жыл бұрын
Well, it is very easy looking funny and skilled when you are next to Jonathan Ross.
Jimmy is just so funny. I could watch his comedy all day 🤣
You can get PTSD having a conversation with Jimmy Carr... because you never know if what he's saying is a lead up to a joke or not...
I’ve been watching a lot of Jimmy Carr’s stuff recently. He has so much material!
@trollop_7
3 жыл бұрын
Most of that's left over from he did an ad for Remnant Kings.
I love Carr and I love listening to Cameron Diaz laugh.
Jimmy Carr is so bloody funny. His dry humour is second to none😂😂😂
I miss Cameron since she retired. Great actress,and funny as hell,loved her with Tom Cruze.
Jimmy is class...I'm a bus driver and the homeless gag nearly had me splitting my sides oh and that tampon joke...pure class
@trollop_7
3 жыл бұрын
But you're a bus driver.
@finglasunited9989
3 жыл бұрын
@@trollop_7 oh I love your name
@trollop_7
3 жыл бұрын
@@finglasunited9989 I'm a pile driver.
@finglasunited9989
3 жыл бұрын
@@trollop_7 I bet you are 😂😂😂
Finally figure out who Jimmy Carr looks like - Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy.
@samgarrod4781
3 жыл бұрын
Giggidy
@julianlunde4355
3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah yeah
@terenceflynn5125
3 жыл бұрын
Or the pathetic little solider in saving private Ryan
@kedabro1957
3 жыл бұрын
If you sort by "Top Comment" you will see one from a year ago that already said that.
@helenHTID
3 жыл бұрын
So, You took some time trying to figure out who Jimmy Carr shares looks with... And you finally chose a character that he looks nothing like?
JR's thing is to ask multiple questions and an answer. This gives the guest a lot to chose from!
I love the way Jimmy specifically -- as do many other Brit guests -- shock Americans with their straight up bawdy responses. The yanks just can't believe such stuff goes to air!
@JK-vp2ux
2 жыл бұрын
That's because we've got a bad case of self-righteous, lams-of-God, shitheads over here. They've been taking over for years. Wasn't this bad 30 years ago when I was young.
@nicosmind3
2 жыл бұрын
@@JK-vp2ux taking over for years? You've one right wing national TV channel, and even that is a questionable statement. Yet there's people trying to ban Fox, cause I guess free speech doesn't belong in the so called land of the free....
@Spinbassflipbassfly
2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking... this wouldn't swing nowadays, but Jonathon would for saying it. "I've got two ladies out there are are hot to trot", all the nipple stuff... he'd be sacked by ITV the next day.
@thedolphin5428
2 жыл бұрын
@@Spinbassflipbassfly Nah, there's always a channel and some shows and some hosts permitted by the public to be bawdy and make un-PC jokes, thank God! It is, after all, legitimate comedy (sit down, not stand up). Cancel culture doesn't work on THE STRONG -- only the capitulating wimps.
@cdh79
2 жыл бұрын
@@nicosmind3 "land of the free" with the highest amount of incarcerated people in the world by far is pretty ironic anyways..
Another great one Johnathan!
Please upload the Cameron Diaz & Toni Collette interview if you have it
@Chris-gk1vr
3 жыл бұрын
yeah!!!!
Green Day just chilling in the green room there like
@Talisman09
4 жыл бұрын
OK
@albertdesalvo7273
4 жыл бұрын
But BJA is a Trump-hating cunt.
@zombi2896
4 жыл бұрын
@@albertdesalvo7273 i assume the trump hating has nothing to do with him being a cunt
@joshs7160
3 жыл бұрын
@@albertdesalvo7273 good
@aarondowd7346
3 жыл бұрын
@@albertdesalvo7273 Nothing wrong with a bit of Trump-hating
7:48 performing stand-up with a stand-up
Thanks to KZread we have discovered Jimmy Carr here in the US. Saw one of his short videos and immediately watched everything on his channel, and texted links to his videos to everyone I know. The way he handles hecklers is funny as hell! We need a US tour, Jimmy!
@novajames6871
4 жыл бұрын
tricky205 typical yank wanting to go watch tv from the 2000s 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@tricky2055
4 жыл бұрын
Nova James Huh?
@Talisman09
4 жыл бұрын
@@tricky2055 pay no attention, he's our equivalent of an inbred hillbilly
5:04 That was such a great line lmaoo
Cameron Diaz in "The Mask".....There is nothing better out there!
These British comedians are funny as hell
Holy shit was that Green Day in the background?
@kanedaku
3 жыл бұрын
No. Watch the show.
@yeehaawjuice6987
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh billy joe looks young as hell in this
@georgepiper647
3 жыл бұрын
@@kanedaku yes it was green day you moron
It’s ALWAYS Jonathon Ross’ birthday next week!
Never realized that Jonathan Ross was that funny
Speaking of voice overs, it blew my mind when I heard Jonathan Ross in Fable 2. Random as fuck.
Jimmy has gotten a lot better with his delivery.
@trollop_7
3 жыл бұрын
Come now. He was only ever an amateur obstetrician.
@yankee2666
Жыл бұрын
I'm sure he'll be happy to hear that.
Seeing Jimmy this Saturday in Derby, can't wait.
Wow. It’s weird seeing Ross talk to Carr as if they’ve never met.
@allwrighty100
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, weren't they lovers in the late 80's?
@Uatu-the-Watcher
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think so.
@hibaahmed6285
3 жыл бұрын
IUZVBNMXE$/ÖK.
06:35
@seanyd1235
4 жыл бұрын
Good day to you sir
@juggernaut4799
3 жыл бұрын
God bless you good sir
@kanedaku
3 жыл бұрын
09:59. No reference.
@brandongarcia9344
3 жыл бұрын
Good man!
I love Jimmy care. Absolutely best comedian in the world
@VirajasKulkarni
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure Jimmy Care for you too
Wouldn’t get away these jokes now on the Jonathan Ross show🤣
6:50 is where it is.
@AIKnowYou
3 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU WHY IS THIS SO FAR DOWN GOD DAMN
@kedabro1957
3 жыл бұрын
@@AIKnowYou 🙏 Glad to help!
Imagine this exact interview in 2019 lol there would be fucking up roar lol
@chr1staki
3 жыл бұрын
@@pfchim2012 why?
@grahamlong8701
3 жыл бұрын
Image this in 2020 wouldn't be aired 🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸🤸
@tenenbaummark
2 жыл бұрын
ehh, i think it still would have happened. he's a comedian lol
@Matt_Alaric
2 жыл бұрын
@@tenenbaummark Cancel culture cancels comedians too.
@jamdaddy4181
2 жыл бұрын
@@pfchim2012 And that's the problem with today's society...
'It's not easy performing stand up with an erection but that was good'. Damn Jimmy Carr is bold af.
Love russel Howard in the middle of the vocal band
I'm not sure that Cameron could ever NOT look smoking hot 😍😎
the end of the show was just trading punches 🤣
i'm imitating Jimmy's laugh soo good :)
GIFTED! I LOVE HIM! NEVER SEEN HIM LIVE...I COULD LISTEN TO HIM ALL NIGHT!!!!👍💜
@andydudley1775
4 жыл бұрын
you only need to see the act once .well it depends if your into bbc repeats some his jokes there are a decade old .so you seen the best bits already for free.
Cameron Diaz. No words.....❤️
@trollop_7
3 жыл бұрын
Only when her mouth is full.
5:23 "it does work! Bloody hell" 🤣🤣
"Put it away b4 they come out" 🤣😂🤣😂
Most excited to see green day tbh
The good old days when adults could Have a LAUGH!!!
such a great chemistry between them :D
About time
Jimmy carr is freaking hilarious 😂.
Cameron Diaz, Jimmy Carr and Green Day??? I need to see this full episode
This aged well in the me too era...
That well remembered film - Stormbreaker
Talk about a straight face line dropper. Talked about Cameron's buzom with no smirk. Laughed twice, when most of us would've been cracking for every 2nd quip of J. Ross.
It's 2005 and they're talking about how successful 8 Out Of 10 Cats is. I've only been watching it since 2018. Modern man, me! I'm so modern, I've only just heard the awful news about John Lennon. He's divorcing Cynthia for a woman called Yoko.
@Harcix
4 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/oZ9l26R-pdKwe7g.html
@allwrighty100
3 жыл бұрын
Well I've got bad news for you Garry, she's the reason that The Beatles are going to split up.
@kreaturen
3 жыл бұрын
Nooo, John Lennon is dead?! Bloody hell, could 2020 get any worse!??
@Radagast-
3 жыл бұрын
I know... That Suez thing, right?
@KennethSorling
3 жыл бұрын
Wow. That Yoko chick must be a really good singer, then.
Blanket Bombing? I think you mean Carpet Bombing! 😂😂😂
cameron was my crush when i was tennanger my god she still bueatifull
@MADMANB68
4 жыл бұрын
luisvega666 and mine. Especially in something about Mary 😍
@Zak-ob5ze
4 жыл бұрын
This is from 2005
@cancer_sucks
3 жыл бұрын
nah shes all plastic these days..
@jondunmore4268
3 жыл бұрын
No tits though. What was Carr talking about ?
@jondunmore4268
3 жыл бұрын
@Dusty 99 -- My sack is very sad indeed when there are no tits to dangle on.
@7:52 gives you an idea about the differences, in comparison, between British humour and American humour, even if Toni is an Ozzie, which is very very similar to British style.
I wonder if that's Jimmys normal face lol it's hard to tell when he's in character.
Maaaan I miss the early 2000s. I was young, had hair, hopes, and functional kidneys.
@misterprecocious2491
11 ай бұрын
I miss my liver 😣
Jimmy Carr is more like a high speed monorail!! Thru the tunnels straight to the funny bone.
Cool 😎 cheers from Portugal 🇵🇹
When he said "I saw a homeless guy on the bus today, he got off" it was going to be some sort of masturbation joke
Every time he comes to Australia, he's fucking amazing.
@graceonfilmsnstuff
2 жыл бұрын
she does make him come a lot
@MeMememe-ip8bv
2 жыл бұрын
@@graceonfilmsnstuff that sounds like something jimmy would say
@graceonfilmsnstuff
2 жыл бұрын
@@MeMememe-ip8bv ;)
LOL looks like its filmed in the late 60's 70's
@HenritheHorse
4 жыл бұрын
Guess you have never seen film from that era...
@heathcliff8624
4 жыл бұрын
@@HenritheHorse I still can't program my VCR
@jp.dlamini
4 жыл бұрын
There's fetuses older than you mate. Jesus.
@heathcliff8624
4 жыл бұрын
@@jp.dlamini Odd reply...
Cameron Diaz what a crush I had on her ♥️🔥
@ernestoberger7589
4 жыл бұрын
She was hot back in the day.
@ajohnson153
4 жыл бұрын
@@ernestoberger7589 I mean, I'd still go there.
@chriscornford9335
4 жыл бұрын
I still do
@capnskiddies
3 жыл бұрын
Well you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crisps
3 жыл бұрын
She has never been hot , try Margot Robbie
2005!! Jimmy car ain’t changed a bit
@wetkneehouston6293
4 жыл бұрын
Well, he starting paying his taxes
@forkayebee3831
4 жыл бұрын
You'd think his protective coating would wear off, bloody good cyborg he is
@PhilipAlexanderHassialis
4 жыл бұрын
Well of course it is 2005 - they talk about a damn DVD fergedsakes.
@redmed10
4 жыл бұрын
Not such a fat face any more.
@banjopink4409
4 жыл бұрын
He invented himself a 'comedy laugh' in between times. Shame.
Jimmy's posture is making me self conscious about mine
We love Jimmy Carr in the states.
MY WIFE DID LISTEN!
cameron still looks so good
@saemikneu
4 жыл бұрын
this was in 2005
Funny show thanks todd
Channel- "Cameron Diaz's Cleavage..." 2.1mil people - "Yup."
2005.. jesus
Aha, Jimmy f-ing Carr... the human incarnation of Mr. Potato Head. The world needs more persons like Jimmy Carr, one of the best comedians in the world.
The tampon present is elan epic joke but I do love jimmy carrs humour! Awesome
Toni guzzling champaigne like there's no tomorrow and totally hammered at 7:23. What a lass.
Bringing new meaning to "stand up" comedian
Ross still likes the sound of his own voice even today
@OgreProgrammer
2 жыл бұрын
Someone's gotta.
It's taken all these years for me to realise that Jimmy resembles Quagmire
Jimmy Carr is effing hilarious
Diaz is quite something ❤
This is why American stars prefer British talk shows. They have more fun especially on the Graham Norton show.
@outseeker
4 жыл бұрын
think its pretty key norton gets them tipsy straight away too XD
@helenahooley2076
4 жыл бұрын
and you can curse
The Bob Monkhouse of British Stand Up, professional, and in possession of a superb gift to make people laugh.
@bigtatties
2 жыл бұрын
Surely Bob monkhouse is the Bob monkhouse of stand up
@peterlewis3540
2 жыл бұрын
@@bigtatties Dear Bob, is no longer with us, but there were few stand up comics as polished and professional as Mr Monkhouse. I was fortunate to see him on two occasions, both in the legendary Stardust club, in Usk, in South Wales. Youi knew you were in the presence of a time served professional comedian, just a joy to behold. Jimmy Carr is becoming one of the best stand up comics in the Uk, and no doubt, should have a long career in the business.
He is one the best ones
Wow!!! The English talk shows are so much better than the U. S. ones. They actually feel like Carson’s Tonight Show. Authentic no fakeness
@aidanvanschaick886
Жыл бұрын
Agree.
This man is so intelligent .. from 2005 to present day Jimmy Carr for prime minister 🤣😂
I wonder what happened to the guy on the DVD extras, would be funny if it turned out to be someone like Ed Gamble.
Jonathan Ross didn´t totally suck in this clip. He actually made a few people laugh.
@squidge903
Жыл бұрын
He's godawful
Jonathan not realising that Jimmy was going to be the biggest...
@divyjain123456
3 жыл бұрын
Uhh.. green day
Whatever happened to CD?
@Wagoo
3 жыл бұрын
It was replaced with vinyl
@tatumheartscrochet
3 жыл бұрын
@wagoo I thought so 😂
This is my third Wossy vid in a row
Bloody hell, Storm Breaker was released in 2006, Jimmy Carr must be made of plastic coz he hasn’t changed
@-_James_-
4 жыл бұрын
And it didn't do particularly well either. So Jimmy saying he was "dragging it down" wasn't too far from the truth. :D
@VigneshVR
4 жыл бұрын
Uhh yeah he's had a ton of plastic surgery. Him and Katherine Ryan keep cracking jokes about each others' botox work.
5:22 thats was brillant he just showed him your audience paid too