I died when the second guy just got up and walked before they'd decided if he could or not 🤣🤣

@jfarkhangelsk

3 жыл бұрын

Same!

@gedison5551

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it was like, “Who needs them? I know that was funny; I’m just gonna walk now.”

@scsutton1

3 жыл бұрын

Sir Patrick said he could walk and he did so. No-one questions Captain Picard.

@numbereightyseven

3 жыл бұрын

He got up and walked because they were flaffing around with their decision. I'd hire him on that basis alone: someone who makes a solution, when everyone else is just staying in the problem.

@Mrconeman69

3 жыл бұрын

@@scsutton1 Precisely.

As a New Zealander, it's harder to enjoy them because they just sound normal

@Virjoinga

3 жыл бұрын

True as, the NZ fullas say something and then the people laugh and I am like "why, what's funny?". All well lol

@lavenderharmony944

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Nah, Yeah...

@magazinekitchen

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I understand the Kiwis better than a lot of the Brits. LOL!

@Luke-tt3dt

3 жыл бұрын

Kiwis just don't understand why everyone is in hysterics when they tell you they were out polishing their deck on the weekend

@altinjpn

3 жыл бұрын

Them laughing at the first guy, I was like wtf he's not even funny lol

"when I was tin" *(Graham suddenly realizes he has a new market for amazing stories)*

@Iason29

3 жыл бұрын

not tin he made it sound like teen

@michellejane9092

3 жыл бұрын

Tin?? He grew up in Aussie not Nz 🤣

@amyj4106

3 жыл бұрын

@@michellejane9092 Ikr 🤣

@JohnFekoloid

3 жыл бұрын

When you were what??? 😂

@Jesse_andrew

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I'm kiwi so I only just understood this now haha

I love how sweet Helena was to the guy telling the story, I wish more guests were that gracious

@maxwesty

3 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed, most guests look at them with snobbish disdain.

@kimirio66

3 жыл бұрын

I was hoping she would elaborate and say yay or nay, his story was true

@lorettaavery1498

3 жыл бұрын

It was so frustrating when she was trying to talk to him and they kept flipping the chair!

@thomyorke7622

3 жыл бұрын

she's lovely

@maggiemac5572

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad you can’t say the same for Olivia and that old woman at the end . How rude they were talking and interrupting the poor guy.

The paramedic's story is the best story I've heard on this show

@raherakara6274

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂

@daniella921

3 жыл бұрын

And tbh I have seen it happen in New Zealand hahahaha

@hadassah_g

3 жыл бұрын

wait what’s the time stamp for it

@chiknsmack

3 жыл бұрын

@@hadassah_g 4:38

@samarbadri3673

3 жыл бұрын

Im not native English speakers and I didn’t understand a word he’s saying please explain it😭😭

Me: I need to be productive today. *sees new red chair compilation* Me: *instant click*

@sarahvaz1851

3 жыл бұрын

same

@lorrainea4185

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, I just said, One more and I get up and do something. Lol

@teemo7714

3 жыл бұрын

i did not understand ANYTHING from the first part help pls

@noreenlawlor3700

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahvaz1851 ppppp

@noreenlawlor3700

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahvaz1851 ppl

The first story was so good. I don’t know why they couldn’t understand. Don’t worry kiwi’s us Aussie get you.

@FionaStar32

3 жыл бұрын

Amber Curtis Love you too cuz 😊

@Luke-tt3dt

3 жыл бұрын

chur bro

@Andy_M986

3 жыл бұрын

We share the same sense of humour Amber.

@cheeseytacotime9380

3 жыл бұрын

Chur cuz, love you aussies

@joannejoanna5374

3 жыл бұрын

No we don't

New Zealanders are probably some of the most adventurous care free people on earth so it's quite normal that they have the best stories to tell haha

@MsOneLuv1

3 жыл бұрын

High five to you 🖐 Met so many and they're also very friendly 👏👏

@zingleraster9124

3 жыл бұрын

As an Aussie I love a good kiwi story

@cheeseytacotime9380

3 жыл бұрын

@@zingleraster9124 As a kiwi my stories are all over the place but I love to tell them.

@0626polyboy

2 жыл бұрын

We care lol

@Rozumarix

3 ай бұрын

🙄

When I was 10, my parents took me to a small farmer's sale. We were going to a small farmers sale and we took the Ute there. Dad was looking for some animals and things to take home to our farm. And so anyway, him and mum spotted this little dining room table, and I was just wandering around in my jandals, and you know, just checking out the stuff. Mum and dad spotted this table and chairs, that they thought that's gonna be perfect in the dining room. We put it on the back of the Ute, and we go home, and us boys are sitting (me and my two brothers) are sitting up on the back of the Ute, in the chairs, in the dining room chairs. Dad thinks it'd be a good idea "Oh I know what we'll do, do you boys want some ice-cream out the back?" ya know. So we're like "yeah absolutely, we'll have ice-cream". Next thing you know, we're all sitting there, licking our ice-creams, sitting on the back. Dad decides (seeing a bit of Formula 1) he'd like to take the corner probably a bit quicker than he should have. Me on my chair ... bang fall down on the road

@bidishah

3 жыл бұрын

Not all heroes wear capes.

@MissJulia100100

3 жыл бұрын

@@bidishah 💛

@Stillcantthinkofaname

3 жыл бұрын

@@bidishah Yup, some wear jandals.

@thesingleequestrian413

3 жыл бұрын

I understood him fine but they were laughing so much I couldn't hear him

@bushrafazal1989

3 жыл бұрын

Vicky Pollard. "Yeah but no but yeah but"

I'm an Aussie and LOVE our brothers and sisters New Zealanders. Great country great people.

@nzfalcon6578

Жыл бұрын

chur bro

@gillianlittle9144

11 ай бұрын

Absolutely love our cousins across the ditch 🥰🥰

@TonyEnglandUK

7 ай бұрын

@@gillianlittle9144 I envy New Zealanders because Barry Manilow has never been there. 😅

@maxcullen3427

7 ай бұрын

As a Pom it’s a love hate relationship like English have with Welsh like the big brother relationship

@maxcullen3427

7 ай бұрын

Cousin moved to Auckland married a kiwi had to do the AUS visa run every 3 months for 5 years kiwi’s fantastic ppl just not push them have limits

"Are you from New Zealand? " Yis. :-) Love and miss that accent.

@juicebox5883

2 жыл бұрын

Yis:}

the dog poo story is really just brilliant.

@sierra7202

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was hilarious

@TonyEnglandUK

3 жыл бұрын

lol best ever

@turnstyletouchbunny

3 жыл бұрын

"ROY you naughty boy!"

@ducanh244

3 жыл бұрын

the way he describes the bag with poo swinging back and forth. LOL

@haleychow1535

3 жыл бұрын

8:08

I really thought he said “bread”😂😂😂😂😂

@anufab

3 жыл бұрын

Wait he didn’t say bread

@kayoregan7015

3 жыл бұрын

@@anufab. You can

@Fcutdlady

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@TheMikeyHo

3 жыл бұрын

The paramedics also said he’s “neck”

@sarahkostkova6613

3 жыл бұрын

It would have been more like Brid 😆

That lawnmower story is the most kiwi thing I've ever heard lol

@Andrey_Pushbike

2 жыл бұрын

Yes! 😂 We're known for our ingenuity , But that one was ahhh 🙄😂😂

all the kiwis watching this 👁 👄👁

@classicjonesy

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if the guy who was taking a dump was watching this, being like "Hey! I know that guy!"

@lisabass7584

3 жыл бұрын

USA here I love Graham

He was wearing her late husbands pants and her late husband 😂😂😂😂

@missboleyn1987

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@annother3350

3 жыл бұрын

Late-husband payback!

@waywardgoddess7219

3 жыл бұрын

@@annother3350 Trolling from beyond the grave 😂

@Moamanly

3 жыл бұрын

I actually wanted to hear how he got out of that...mess. The best part of the story was yet to come, surely?

@rebelraccoon9018

3 жыл бұрын

@@Moamanly I was just thinking the same, I want more lol. Also one of the best stories on the red chair.

We know that graham loves new Zealanders for a reason 🤣🤣

@snapdragon9300

3 жыл бұрын

It's the wine.😁

@linrob1312

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he makes his wine here..and its a very nice drop too ☺ 👌

"New Zealand must be empty, they are all queueing for the red chair" 🤣😂

@unklebruce2279

7 ай бұрын

No Māoris tho..

I love how that guy just walked off

I was talking to my Kiwi friend once, and he told me he had to “pick up his beard”, I nod as if I thought this was a normal thing, and then about halfway through the conversation I exclaimed “Oh, bed! You went to pick up your bed!”

@scottmichael543

2 жыл бұрын

This made me chuckle... thanks 😁

@dannac_8888

Жыл бұрын

But they usually say it like "bid".

New Zealand, the land of amazing storytelling

@jackdavids2723

3 жыл бұрын

Lord of the rings for example

@cheeseytacotime9380

3 жыл бұрын

I wish but I have a stutter😂

@cptayne

2 жыл бұрын

Oh chur my ghee😂

@judyreeves719

Жыл бұрын

Fucxn A

seeing chadwick here after the recent news is really sad ):

@johnhughes2681

3 жыл бұрын

True, but he also seemed happy to be on the Show.

@sparklebutt1119

3 жыл бұрын

Libby What happened?

@doloresbriseno2567

3 жыл бұрын

sparklebutt111 he died a month ago.

I wish there was a Maori with a story! They’d be in fits of laughter

@lilytatui5749

3 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking that 😂😂

@umamipaneer

3 жыл бұрын

Omg even a K-Rd club bouncer, regaling the crowd with legendary stories of Friday nights

@zeddy2284

2 жыл бұрын

@@umamipaneer fax

@turuff7114

2 жыл бұрын

Not only Maori but a Shearer as well and you would probably not believe half of the stories untill a second person can confirm the story which makes it way more funny 😉

@unklebruce2279

7 ай бұрын

Lowkey racist they never got one but sweet as😂🤣

I love how sweet Helena Is so sweet IRL that even after he had finished telling a story of her dancing around and singing naked she was trying to make it so he didn't get flipped... She played an amazing Bellatrix I think... and tbh I have only ever seen her in other roles where she has been an antagonist so it was kinda awesome to see he be such a genuinely nice person.

@RSidneyB

3 жыл бұрын

Try the new Netflix movie “Enola Holmes”. Helena plays Enola’s mother. Not the biggest role, but the movie itself (and Helena of course) is quite charming.

@dubbadekken

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like Helena genuinely did want to know more about the story and probably his mother.

@alissonmota7743

3 жыл бұрын

@@dubbadekken probably they talk after that...

About 10 years ago I was in the Waikato Hospital (in New Zealand) with a family member. The nurse that was attending to us was very busy with another patient. That patient had just cut off multiple fingers by picking up his lawnmower to cut his hedge. I wonder if this is the same story.

@julierussell8876

3 жыл бұрын

it's a small world, surely....!! BTW I am in Karapiro in the Waikato right now

@julianndavis9415

3 жыл бұрын

Oh lord I hate to think it keeps happening over and over.

@nikiTricoteuse

3 жыл бұрын

No. Paramedic said it was In the UK and it's unlikely there'd be two of them in hospital at the same time here. Think it's more likely to be universal stupidity.

@Peter-ny4mu

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikiTricoteuse I'm not proud of the stupidity, being a New Zealander but his first line was "when I was a paramedic back in New Zealand".

@julianndavis9415

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikiTricoteuse I can personally vouch for the existence of universal stupidity. Especially when combined with men and power tools.

For somebody who was born in NZ, thank you for this tribute compilation. NZ Red Chair stories aren't always enjoyable to watch, because I too, thought it was normal than the rest. However, somehow our stories get walk offs, only because they're told in a way only Kiwi's could understand them. It's weird and super mental, other countries think we sound like sheep, when we do not. We just have alot of Mixed Nationalities in our country.

@TheCapsulateIon

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not the way they talk it’s actually that the stories are good. For example the paramedics one. If you see other Graham red chair compilations he always loves stories which are weird or have a dark funny theme to them.

@nikiTricoteuse

3 жыл бұрын

Who says we sound like sheep? I. Will. Fight. Them. 🤣

@Jesse_andrew

3 жыл бұрын

@@nikiTricoteuse so will I but realistically I probably do sound like a sheep😂

@katesleuth1156

2 жыл бұрын

I think Norton is too rude with the guests.

@sadia2395

2 жыл бұрын

Am an Indian so can understand the shade thrown at other's accents.😅 However,I find Kiwi accent to be cute and posh.

You know you're in for a good red chair story when you hear a Kiwi accent and the words 'this one time I got really drunk'

@Andy_M986

3 жыл бұрын

It's part of our initiation at Kindy.

'lovely,, *murmured* not paying any tax' I love Graham

@nikiTricoteuse

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. Thanks. As a kiwi l understood everything the chair peeps were saying but couldn't understand what Graham was mumbling, despite listening twice.

Me: I have a test tomorrow Also me: no I don't, I will watch graham first My online exam: 👁️👄👁️

@Iason29

3 жыл бұрын

Test? It's summer

@Leo-hk6qg

3 жыл бұрын

@@Iason29 different school systems for different countries dicko

@Britenus

3 жыл бұрын

I have a Covid test tomorrow When you said I have a test tomorrow I almost wrote me too. :(

@cowboylikeme854

3 жыл бұрын

@@Britenus Omg please take care!!!! And update me!!! Get well soon and everything will be fine. Don't stress too much

@Leo-hk6qg

3 жыл бұрын

@@Britenus “I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only *I* will remain.” ― Frank Herbert, Dune Hope this quote helps, I highly recommend Dune, it's a great book.

Graham was so prompt with the lever when the guy said "she told me not to tell the story..". Any hint of causing embarassment to the guest, his guards are up. He's a great host!!

The lawnmower story is the kind of story you would expect from a stand-up comic. It's so brilliant.

The lawn mower story and the dog story are the best ever.

Can we appreciate Graham's balls for laughing at their accent given that he has a non-UK accent himself 😂

@lea6555

3 жыл бұрын

Ay, and when he says 'walking our streets'. *our* Graham? *our*?? Where you from again hun?? 😂

@shoutatthesky

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't he Irish though?

@eleo_b

2 жыл бұрын

@@lea6555 he meant because she was a nanny and people often say they don’t pay taxes.

lol 2:41 I love how Graham's getting a vote from the couch whether Ryan should walk or not - and Ryan's off anyway

Roy, the German Shepard, what a naughty boy...🤣👏🤣

* Watching Norton Show * No one: Red photoreceptors in eyes : "it's party time"

That lawnmower hedge story pretty much sums us Kiwis up 😂😂

Love the kiwis and the sense of humour. The best stories 🤣🤣

My gf and I have been having the MOST fun watching these compilations! She's new to the show and I'm enjoying watching segments again as I've been a loyal viewer almost a decade now. Graham is hands down, feet up, the BEST chat show presenter of the day and arguably the greatest to have ever done it. Hope all is well with the entire team at the Graham Norton Show and we can't wait for whatever you've got coming next! In our house, "You Are Very Welcome, Indeed!" Cheers!! 🤟🏿✌🏿

I saw the notification, and just knew first up would be "Tin Man". 🤣😭😂

@bienemaja4007

3 жыл бұрын

could you please enlighten me, what happened in that story? I could not understand a word...

@sabrielysgimelindez1126

3 жыл бұрын

@@bienemaja4007 thats basically the joke, you couldnt understand a word xd

@bienemaja4007

3 жыл бұрын

@@sabrielysgimelindez1126 oh okay, thank you!

@FionaStar32

3 жыл бұрын

I once heard a linguist being interviewed on Radio New Zealand, talking about how kiwi accents have changed over time. She mentioned “Tin Man” saying she thought it was interesting the way he ramped up the accent and vocabulary when he realised how much people were enjoying it. Yes, a great red chair story 😀

@triarb5790

3 жыл бұрын

@@bienemaja4007 Seriously???????????

Love our kiwi humour because we are full of laughter🤣😂🤣

Gary Lineker's face when Graham makes a joke about the nanny not paying tax - he is so uncomfortable.

@jmcool6056

3 жыл бұрын

Wich one's that Gary Lineker

@LyndaTomTang

3 жыл бұрын

@@jmcool6056 3rd one from the left

You always want to hear a Kiwi tell a story if it has anything to do about their deck.

@cheeseytacotime9380

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@triarb5790

3 жыл бұрын

Use Cabots on your deck... 🤭

@Jesssssss93

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10:30 'Shutup! So cute helena 🤣❤

Helena is such a good sport!❤️

@nikiTricoteuse

3 жыл бұрын

Thats what l thought too. That story could have been about anything.

Aww love these and seeing Chadwick 😭. He was a treasure. RIP

The lawnmower story was so good! 🥰🤣 And Bread story. 🤭

The story of the lady picking up what she thought is her dogs poo was a crack up.

They did the first guy dirty 🤣

I've waited so long for this compilation Gotta love kiwi humor

"When I was tin" 😆 Seriously though, I love the NZ accent

R.I.P Chadwick Boseman 🙏💕

this was by far, the funniest thing I've watched in a while.

“This story involves one of your couch guests” Olivia: 😳🤫 “It involves Helena” Olivia:🤪😆😆😆

Yes, Graham's correct: all the (international) airports ARE deserted in New Zealand...

People from New Zealand always tell the best stories 👍 👌

The best show PERIOD.

The German shepherd poo story is one of the best red chair stories I’ve ever heard! 💩😹

@marisatai1038

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@Couchienz

2 жыл бұрын

This Dunk who did the poo is a Radio presenter for The Rock radio station in New Zealand and he admitted this live on the Rocks Breakfast radio show :-) was a few years ago that this happened.

I'm a New Zealander and it's so confusing hearing everyone laugh, because they just sound like they're talking normally and I'm sitting here like "Wait what? what's so funny?"

@arifraise791

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, I'm Canadian and I also don't really understand why it's so funny. It's just an accent. I don't think it really warranted that much of a reaction. lol

@rebelraccoon9018

3 жыл бұрын

@@arifraise791 To me it was his demeanour that was funny.

@MissCaraMint

3 жыл бұрын

It's because Putney is in London, and he obviously is not.

@truthsupporter4119

2 жыл бұрын

No more mandates!

@jovigal86

Жыл бұрын

The only thing I noticed was the first guy sounded like he said when I was tin instead of ten.

I can watch this show everyday non stop

On a bad day or a sad day I can count on The Graham Norton show to give me a laugh that always helps. I wish there was something half as good in North America.

when everything sounds normal since I am a kiwi too 🥝😂😂🤣those were some funny stories :P

Its been years and Andy's story is still my favourite 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This kiwi girl loved them all! Brilliant!

Aww, Bread was such a cutie!

Kiwis are the best !!

9:46 RIP chadwick Bosman.. :(

I'm a New Zealander and even I find our accents funny

"ROY!" 🤣

That first clip was hilarious 😂😂 Edit: never mind I saw the second 😂

YeH this true kiwi. Nobody can't understand what I'm saying because i say things wrong.. Im saying things right. New Zealand rocks. So lucky to be a kiwi

I’m a New Zealander and I was laughing at the first one 😂

@truthsupporter4119

2 жыл бұрын

No more mandates!

@dannac_8888

Жыл бұрын

Simon and Brad are not only adorable but they were great story tellers!

man they are really digging through them DRAFTS lol

8:07 To this day is one of the funniest things I've ever heard

absolute classic yarns! gotta love the kiwis!

Aw Chadwick. Miss him. I like these New Zealand folk too

I love Graham! He is hilarious!

Brad's story as awkward and terrible as it sounds i think it's only fitting the Matthew Perry was there, its a very Chandler type of story 😂

@melaniescott8204

3 жыл бұрын

Especially after his moment with Miriam

@JK-il7km

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking more of Ross with that leather pants episode.

@Thisworldisagoner

3 жыл бұрын

All i could think of was Ross pants episode 😂😂

@lifePaultheball

3 жыл бұрын

@@melaniescott8204 Oh Miriam story 😂😂

@amoryll36

3 жыл бұрын

@@melaniescott8204 yes Lawrence Olivier! 🤣 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾

As a kiwi, they sound completely normal and I'm watching the reaction moreso than the story 😂 also go us for telling bloody good stories ( they rarely are good on the red chair)

@noahbatley2856

2 жыл бұрын

For real sounds like a normal accent to me lmao

I loved the first guy, Simon, because Graham was laughing so much! Too funny!

"hello hello, OKAY FOCUS EVERYONE" hahaha

i knew that dog poop story was gonna be in here😂😂😂😂

Amazing show!!!!

Hugh Laurie,'s response is priceless!!!

As a Kiwi it's weird to me because they just say something normal like "I was ten", and everyone loses it.

@randomdude4669

3 жыл бұрын

Its because it sounds like tin to other countries version of English beside south africa

@isaakvandaalen3899

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomdude4669 Yeah I'm aware that we have accents, but unless I really focus I can't hear a Kiwi accent. But we get a lot of overseas media exposure in NZ, so if I watch TV the hosts having American or English accents is 'normal' and I don't really hear them, that is until an actual Kiwi accent comes on which kinda drives home the accent difference.

@MissCaraMint

3 жыл бұрын

It's because he said he was from Putney at the start so everybody was expecting a London accent. The "When I was ten" part is when we fist hear that it is very much not a London accent. And then the guy just doesn't address it for the entire story. I'm sure you would laugh is somebody claimed to be from Wellington and then came out with a broad Texan accent for example.

@BlueKitsune72

2 жыл бұрын

we have our vowels shifted around. ten sounds like "tin" to foreigners

@isaakvandaalen3899

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlueKitsune72 The biggest difference between most accents is the vowel sounds, so this is hardly unique to NZ accents.

Every New Zealander who comes to England might always put the reason to visit as Graham Norton's red chair...

All the NZ guys are so cute! What is it about Austrália and NZ that everyone seems so good looking?!

@antmanatthemoment7233

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks sweetheart 😉

@kategaging3363

3 жыл бұрын

We’re literally rated one of the ugliest countries. Idk what you’re talking about

@margaridaferreira8029

3 жыл бұрын

@@kategaging3363 who rated? Someone blind? Someone with zero taste in attractiveness levels? Because every single video I see, every single show I see... I just see hot people everywhere.

@devilundercover

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed. The NZ boys are looking very very good!

@riley9663

3 жыл бұрын

@@margaridaferreira8029 hahaha I'm from NZ. thanks

Lol the second dude just stood up 😂😂😂

He’s just a cute Kiwi! He’s merely adding the sixth English accent represented onstage...😁❤️

2:43 Kiwis aren't stupid.

Got to love New Zealand

Thanks for posting.

Who else is stuck in the never ending loop of The Graham Norton show 👀 👇🏻

Ok Kiwi stories are some of the best 😃 although my all time favourite person ever was Aisling from Derry 😂

3:08 Graham’s sarcastic side on full display 🤣

I was laughing my lungs out but at the end looking at Chadwick......i felt tear gathering up in my eyes All this time we didn't know what he was going through...... He was legend

As a fellow kiwi, it amuses me more watchn British pple react to our unique lingo, now that's funny!!!😀

The story with the finger gets me everytime 🙈😅

When I was Tin. LOL, love it!

Bread's cute and his story was great 😂