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  • @leisurefarm
    @leisurefarm4 жыл бұрын

    OMG it's so refreshing to see Kellyanne enjoy herself laughing hysterically instead of barking and being hysterical.

  • @MrStGeorgeIllawarra
    @MrStGeorgeIllawarra6 жыл бұрын

    OMG. So weird seeing Kelly Anne before she sold her soul.

  • @UncleMikeNJ

    @UncleMikeNJ

    3 жыл бұрын

    You saw her in 1979? When she was 12? Hell, SHE looks like one of those elderly Congressmen now.

  • @isaaccd79

    @isaaccd79

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s never nice seeing that dunt

  • @r.c.auclair2042

    @r.c.auclair2042

    11 ай бұрын

    Yes, but she still looks better than she does at her side gig hosting Tales From the Crypt.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs88676 жыл бұрын

    “...a position he earned by eating Jimmy Hoffa.” That line will always be funny.

  • @adamhaycock7982
    @adamhaycock79826 жыл бұрын

    Kellyanne Conway actually looks happy here. She's a skeleton of what she used to be at the moment. What a poor, poor woman

  • @rachelgarber1423

    @rachelgarber1423

    5 жыл бұрын

    Adam Haycock Poor, poor woman made her choice. 😲

  • @anniebryant2666

    @anniebryant2666

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rachel Garber00

  • @phoenix1977

    @phoenix1977

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rachelgarber1423 and shit comments like that is one of the reasons she might be unhappy.

  • @kelst75

    @kelst75

    4 жыл бұрын

    Actually smiling and laughing, she must miss that. But that's what happens when you sell your soul. A brief break from hell here

  • @mkrbrtsn1

    @mkrbrtsn1

    3 жыл бұрын

    no sympathy from me Adam

  • @tureytaino2785
    @tureytaino27859 жыл бұрын

    US Congress: Where you can find more mummies than in The Valley of the Kings.

  • @elhadjiamadoujohnson4166

    @elhadjiamadoujohnson4166

    6 жыл бұрын

    Turey Taino lmao!!!

  • @tonyalomar18

    @tonyalomar18

    6 жыл бұрын

    The terms for Congress and Senate should be no more than 2 terms get rid of those politicians living from the government some looks like mummies

  • @kossttamojaan

    @kossttamojaan

    5 жыл бұрын

    I wonder how many had to google Valley of Kings

  • @leann6829
    @leann68294 жыл бұрын

    We seriously need term limits for Senate and legislature !!

  • @SFO14
    @SFO148 жыл бұрын

    Might be one of Bill's best segments. Freakin' hilarious.

  • @cstoby
    @cstoby10 жыл бұрын

    This is so true! Bill hits the nail on the head 100% of the time. Too bad people don't pay more attention!!!!!!

  • @noeladams704

    @noeladams704

    9 жыл бұрын

    American ignorance is celebrated.

  • @channelVlogger
    @channelVlogger6 жыл бұрын

    Funny how Kellyanne looks likeable

  • @PaulZink

    @PaulZink

    5 жыл бұрын

    @nmeunier Oh, that happened long ago.

  • @zereprd
    @zereprd11 жыл бұрын

    LOL! "...Weekend at Bernie's government..."

  • @UncleMikeNJ

    @UncleMikeNJ

    3 жыл бұрын

    The sad part is, Bill Maher's choice for President would be Bernie. Sanders. Who got completely rejected when he ran for President at the age of 74... and then his ego made him run again 4 years later.

  • @zereprd

    @zereprd

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@UncleMikeNJ - Hi, UncleMikeNJ. You do realize that he's not referring to Bernie as in Bernie Sanders but to the movie, "Weekend at Bernie's"? Here's the IMDb page URL www.imdb.com/title/tt0098627/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 . The point Maher was making was about wheeling in what amounts to be the corpse of a person, to make an appearance. I understand you may be alternatively referring to Maher voting for Bernie Sanders who also is up in age though. To be truthful, that's my fear today, that my choice to make is for someone who's going to be the eldest president in office, provided he survives to the election and wins. And no, I'm not voting for the incumbent, who's in it for himself, not for America.

  • @KillaKlump
    @KillaKlump8 жыл бұрын

    eating jimmy hoffa, that line killed me

  • @Melissa0774
    @Melissa077410 жыл бұрын

    They all remind me of Simpsons characters. The first guy's like chief Wiggum and the others are all Mr. Burns.

  • @john-danielmunoz3469
    @john-danielmunoz34695 жыл бұрын

    10 year term limits for the house two terms for the senate.

  • @jacobtebbe4435
    @jacobtebbe44355 жыл бұрын

    There is something to be said about the perils of an older generation refusing to step back and hand the reigns of power to the next generation. Don’t get me wrong, experience should be valued, but not deified. Experience offers answers to the problems we have faced before and may face again, but new problems often require new solutions, and refusing to see that while clinging to the old ways is just as harmful as refusing to learn from the past. Also, the leadership of the Soviet Union looked like an octogenarian ward in the years leading up to its collapse, just saying.

  • @Largo64
    @Largo649 жыл бұрын

    There was a time, about 200 years ago, when government service was actually that - service, not a career. Then the Congress actually strove to do the people's business. Today the business of members of Congress is staying in Congress. Government will not get better until there are term limits other than defeat at the polls or death.

  • @KristerAndersson-nc8zo

    @KristerAndersson-nc8zo

    9 жыл бұрын

    Larry Gott I Think it is the same in most so called democracies, we have a lot of these that does not have done an honest Days work in their Lifes.

  • @ringo666

    @ringo666

    4 жыл бұрын

    The political machine is so embedded that it cant just be term limits. Terms must also be nonn-consecutive, so legislators spend ZERO time fundraising for reelection.

  • @Largo64

    @Largo64

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ringo666 That's a good idea.

  • @The_UmbrellaMan

    @The_UmbrellaMan

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its about time we outlaw lobbying and put term limits on congress. You're exactly right, governments service should not be a career. Its about serving and representing the American people, not themselves.

  • @konstantinopoulos33

    @konstantinopoulos33

    3 жыл бұрын

    Eh let’s not idealise the past. They were shitty and corrupt back then too.

  • @timothybrown760
    @timothybrown7604 жыл бұрын

    For the record, I'm glad and even proud that Cory Booker went ahead because even with my belief that we should respect our elders, there comes a time when you have to take grandpa's keys from him after he keeps steering the car in a ditch more than once! That's the argument about politicians holding on to their jobs way too long when they can no longer do it! : - |

  • @JBofBrisbane
    @JBofBrisbane10 жыл бұрын

    "Weekend At Bernie's government" - LMAO.

  • @bobjones4469
    @bobjones44699 жыл бұрын

    Agreed, they really need to change this system. At least set a limit to the number of terms you can serve, this almost like a monarchy.

  • @sgtcrab1

    @sgtcrab1

    9 жыл бұрын

    Crown Prince Jeb is lining up against the dowager Ms Clinton. Monarchy anyone?

  • @avedic

    @avedic

    9 жыл бұрын

    sgtcrab1 No kidding. It's like no one is even pretending we don't live in a dynastic oligarchy. I mean.....Clinton vs Bush??? Are you kidding me? Really? Wow....

  • @MrNintoku

    @MrNintoku

    9 жыл бұрын

    sgtcrab1 Where was that joke when Bush Jr got in?

  • @nikitapardis2739

    @nikitapardis2739

    8 жыл бұрын

    you guys...seriously I get it if you don't like hillary but it's a completely false equivalency to compare her to the bushes and lump them together by using her to prove a point that is actually true about the bush but has nothing whatsoever to do with hillary. the bushes are all blood related. it was first their dad who ran, then oldest son, then younger son. that's the literal definition of dynasty and that's how those types of governments work. it's almost never the wife who takes over after her husband especially for a position of power like POTUS. hillary was a politician before marrying another politician and has a list of accomplishments on her own. and I'm not saying the bushes don't but lumping them together for the sale of that argument kind of invalidates it altogether with all due respect

  • @nikitapardis2739

    @nikitapardis2739

    8 жыл бұрын

    +avedic ^

  • @indelibleink5577
    @indelibleink55775 жыл бұрын

    It's wierd seeing Kellyanne with her soul intact

  • @QazwerDave
    @QazwerDave7 жыл бұрын

    Is that Kellyanne Conway laughing ?!

  • @13blanket

    @13blanket

    7 жыл бұрын

    david orvik You know it is.

  • @BlueBaron3339

    @BlueBaron3339

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes, David. She was a person once.

  • @terr777

    @terr777

    4 жыл бұрын

    Someone should just ask her, "when's the last time you laughed like that?".

  • @BlueBaron3339

    @BlueBaron3339

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@terr777 Actually, Terry, that might do it. She defends that clown by day, her husband, George, trashes him on Twitter at night. They're still together. Perhaps they're both laughing. I'd really like to think so.

  • @markcadieux3445

    @markcadieux3445

    4 жыл бұрын

    Before she became possessed.

  • @templeodoom4634
    @templeodoom46343 жыл бұрын

    RIP Senator Lautenburg

  • @PaddleAsia
    @PaddleAsia11 жыл бұрын

    "When did we become this Weekend at Bernie's government?" EPIC!

  • @vanmeetstalwar
    @vanmeetstalwar5 жыл бұрын

    This was hilarious to the core...loved the bit about "who wants pudding?" hahaha!!!

  • @dlxinfinite7098
    @dlxinfinite70984 жыл бұрын

    "weekend at Bernie"s government"'...Maher scorched the earth with this one

  • @user-po2qb6cm9q
    @user-po2qb6cm9q2 ай бұрын

    There has to be a cut off age of 70 for Washington DC for all offices

  • @timothyconklin5057
    @timothyconklin50573 жыл бұрын

    I don’t think people realize, Strom Thurmond ran for President as a Dixiecrat against Harry Truman and Thomas Dewey back in 1948. And he was still in the senate in 2003.

  • @daggermcswagger5618
    @daggermcswagger561811 жыл бұрын

    Bill maher for VICE PRESIDENT! Then he could do what he does now and we could have a guy be president who knows how to be president. I'm 100% serious about this.

  • @thestraightpath2909
    @thestraightpath29095 жыл бұрын

    Kellyanne Conway before she turns evil

  • @melgibson1284
    @melgibson12847 жыл бұрын

    Is that Kellyanne Conway?

  • @stevethesnail963

    @stevethesnail963

    6 жыл бұрын

    They go back a long. She was a regular on politically incorrect

  • @matthewwatson9726

    @matthewwatson9726

    6 жыл бұрын

    She has aged fivteen years in four

  • @elhadjiamadoujohnson4166

    @elhadjiamadoujohnson4166

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yup!!!

  • @iloveyoumadhuri

    @iloveyoumadhuri

    6 жыл бұрын

    Mel Gibson Yes

  • @meghanphillips3495

    @meghanphillips3495

    6 жыл бұрын

    matthew watson Selling your soul will do that.

  • @09rja
    @09rja3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I feel the same way about Maxine Waters.

  • @blastermasterguy
    @blastermasterguy2 жыл бұрын

    Even though he once referred to a microphone as THE MACHINNNEEEE! LOL!

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika93342 жыл бұрын

    Excellent. So you can retire and move to Canada. Nice ribbon around that.

  • @DonGius1
    @DonGius14 жыл бұрын

    Yeah , than dont elect them if he is to old🙄

  • @marybrackman8938
    @marybrackman89384 жыл бұрын

    Bill Maher might not always joke about what what I would but he's always funny.

  • @Hirnlego999
    @Hirnlego99911 жыл бұрын

    It's even more important to get money out of the election system.

  • @roostercogburn9923
    @roostercogburn99239 жыл бұрын

    Watching Obama's State of the Union...Bill Maher for President..please

  • @barryfriedman4975

    @barryfriedman4975

    8 жыл бұрын

    +rooster cogburn No.

  • @IRosamelia

    @IRosamelia

    4 жыл бұрын

    He's an atheist, thus effectively unelectable in America 🇺🇸

  • @libertyann439
    @libertyann4395 жыл бұрын

    I have the congress book from 1955 when John Dingall Sr. Was still in that seat. Now John's wife Debbie is in that seat. She is 30 years younger than he is.

  • @phriedokra6158

    @phriedokra6158

    4 жыл бұрын

    JFC...

  • @thehumanconversationalist1527
    @thehumanconversationalist152724 күн бұрын

    Aged to perfection.

  • @Elric33239
    @Elric3323910 жыл бұрын

    4:13 "...'Weekend at Bernie's' government... LOL! Bill, you're the greatest!

  • @emk-mediapuck6163
    @emk-mediapuck61634 жыл бұрын

    Bill is the "master" who can tell at least 3 chokes in a 5 words joke

  • @metalreign8118
    @metalreign811810 жыл бұрын

    I think it is in reference to "House of Cards" which is a television series (not actually aired on television!) based around the inner machinations of politics.

  • @stavjfhssf7054

    @stavjfhssf7054

    Жыл бұрын

    SAME as what I thought

  • @austinsmith1505
    @austinsmith15054 жыл бұрын

    the microphone as the machine joke is spot on

  • @MJ-lf3tr
    @MJ-lf3tr3 жыл бұрын

    Kellyanne Conway looks surprisingly human here.. lol😝

  • @Johndoe333336
    @Johndoe33333611 жыл бұрын

    This is why I like Bill Maher: HE SAYS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING!

  • @jacobzaranyika9334
    @jacobzaranyika93342 жыл бұрын

    Bad back is no excuse, come oooonnnn….literally and figuratively.

  • @TheSnahsnah
    @TheSnahsnah11 жыл бұрын

    I think it's not only that they're not held accountable for anything they do, I also have a problem with their age itself. Old people are a lot more conservative than the general public, and most of them have no idea about new technologies. (See Sopa debates and statements) I'm not saying all old congressmen are bad, but we're definitely a lot worse off than with a younger congress.

  • @matthewgoodman7588
    @matthewgoodman758810 жыл бұрын

    Gerrymandering needs to be the biggest issue we speak of it ruined a chamber of congress

  • @nathanli3024
    @nathanli30243 жыл бұрын

    I mean I do think they should be applauded because they can manage to win the heart of their constituents for so long.

  • @lozman67
    @lozman6711 жыл бұрын

    Maybe time to drop the pretence of democracy and rename Congress 'The Politburo'

  • @eec589
    @eec5897 жыл бұрын

    0:40 R.I.P Carrie Fischer

  • @Midnight.Wisdom.

    @Midnight.Wisdom.

    3 жыл бұрын

    As much as I agree with you.. I really don't feel this is the time or place for it.. 😂

  • @chris060372
    @chris0603729 жыл бұрын

    Can't believe what he says after 0:50 OMG I thought I was gonna die lmao

  • @asphaltpilgrim
    @asphaltpilgrim11 жыл бұрын

    I think the point was that they DON'T participate because they are not held accountable for their performance, did you miss the line where he said, :This is not about age, it is about congressmen who suck at their jobs because their jobs are not at stake." ?

  • @paulacornell3134
    @paulacornell313411 жыл бұрын

    too funny and how true you are as usual Bill keep pointing out how stupid our politicians are

  • @scorewriter1998
    @scorewriter199811 жыл бұрын

    I have no problem with age as long as it does not affect their work, i.e. Inouye. However, when they are in office for 50+ years and do not contribute, barely even attend votes. This is mainly why we should have congressional terms.

  • @gmwdim
    @gmwdim11 жыл бұрын

    John Dingell has been a good congressman though. Ann Arbor is one of the best educated places in the country and its voters keep voting him in.

  • @bigbengamer
    @bigbengamer11 жыл бұрын

    New rule. If one party is not wanting to aid you in passing bills that are against the interests of the American public, then you don't get to claim they aren't cooperating with you.

  • @egmccann
    @egmccann11 жыл бұрын

    While it may not change that, it may do two things - one, make that incumbant that's not going to be there, say, more than a decade, less valuable to the lobbyist - since there's going to be turnover and they're going to have to keep up - and two, have people in office that are a little more in touch with the people who put them there, and the actual state of the current (or at least recent!) world, versus how it was in 1950-60-70 when they first entered office.

  • @XR650L_GUY
    @XR650L_GUY3 жыл бұрын

    Term limits are good idea

  • @tracer740
    @tracer7408 жыл бұрын

    Priceless!!!

  • @christopheradams898
    @christopheradams8985 жыл бұрын

    OMG i did not know kellyanne could laugh!! Wow!,

  • @phriedokra6158

    @phriedokra6158

    4 жыл бұрын

    She says,she really,HATES him in real life but ITS HER JOB AND PAYS WELL?

  • @donikajorgo5612
    @donikajorgo56123 жыл бұрын

    Excellent 👍😀

  • @GiratinaofFury
    @GiratinaofFury6 жыл бұрын

    Tenure is for scientists, not for politicians.

  • @atheistgenocideinthebible1102
    @atheistgenocideinthebible11025 жыл бұрын

    Obey the AIPAC, and you are a good Boy!!!

  • @daquidi
    @daquidi10 жыл бұрын

    byrd was a great senator... one of the few that spoke out against the iraq war...

  • @samfriedberg4060
    @samfriedberg406011 жыл бұрын

    Bills got the best monologues ever

  • @2005blackpearl
    @2005blackpearl6 жыл бұрын

    This is what I love about Australia, most politicians here are done by the time there in their sixties.

  • @PaulZink

    @PaulZink

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, but that's mostly because they eaten by saltwater crocodiles…

  • @chadrainey2635
    @chadrainey26354 жыл бұрын

    How about we talk about both sides, you also have Nancy Pelosi, Diane Fienstien, Chuck Schumer, and Maxine Waters they are over 65 years old. Talking about Crypt keepers.

  • @Kenny-re8ko

    @Kenny-re8ko

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeh, but they're not being wheeled around and they're not dumping in diapers...there is a big difference between those 4 and the ones mentioned in this clip...

  • @ddh2o759
    @ddh2o7597 жыл бұрын

    hey Chuck Grassley you listening

  • @BYJOB
    @BYJOB11 жыл бұрын

    Clever he is, no doubts of it. Superb black humor with super delivery.

  • @CorvusCorax.
    @CorvusCorax.4 жыл бұрын

    Kellyanne Wrongway

  • @yerout7168
    @yerout71685 жыл бұрын

    Bill Maher is tops

  • @coffeecandan44
    @coffeecandan444 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t hear him disrespecting Obama !!

  • @LokiJotunn
    @LokiJotunn10 жыл бұрын

    To answer your question the UK's House of Lords scrutinises Bills that have been approved by the House of Commons. It regularly reviews and amends Bills from the Commons. While it is unable to prevent Bills passing into law, except in certain limited circumstances, it can delay Bills and force the Commons to reconsider its decisions. In this capacity, the Lords acts as a constitutional safeguard that is independent from the electoral process. It's just as corrupt as the US Senate sadly.

  • @SailingSeignior
    @SailingSeignior11 жыл бұрын

    One of his funniest skits in a while.

  • @lesleyleith4440
    @lesleyleith44405 жыл бұрын

    Looks and sounds like The House of Lords in England, I’m not kidding.

  • @ak11230
    @ak1123011 жыл бұрын

    Jurassic Park Congress ,Senate the people love it :))

  • @italianstallion6929
    @italianstallion69294 жыл бұрын

    "The machine"

  • @Chuschannel
    @Chuschannel9 жыл бұрын

    Some good stuff here.

  • @Darkslasher22
    @Darkslasher2211 жыл бұрын

    Just like the presidency, every other elected AND appointed government official should have a term limit

  • @ElNene_Ochosiete
    @ElNene_Ochosiete8 жыл бұрын

    Bill's the man

  • @ein99999
    @ein9999911 жыл бұрын

    BIll always tells it like it so true so obvious.

  • @someperson9999
    @someperson9999 Жыл бұрын

    The raising of the skeleton hand part got me good

  • @ExotiKZBoy17
    @ExotiKZBoy174 жыл бұрын

    Kellyanne Conway's acting like those are the most offensive things she's ever heard. The woman who works for Trump

  • @Fran01234567890
    @Fran0123456789011 жыл бұрын

    This agism. Besides their time in office, Bill made no mention of any other factor that would make these guys any different than any of the younger members of congress. Swing and a miss Bill!

  • @imalwaysright
    @imalwaysright6 жыл бұрын

    The old Kellyanne

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen25525 жыл бұрын

    Now we know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa 😅

  • @nightlightabcd
    @nightlightabcd11 жыл бұрын

    Renowriter77 - Do you really think that would change things? politicians would still take the money from big business and then go work for them after their term. I really don't think that term limits would change anything.

  • @jdfrsbrg41
    @jdfrsbrg4111 жыл бұрын

    Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahah..............Ah, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! Thank you.

  • @psychotropic7
    @psychotropic711 жыл бұрын

    You read my mind. That was AWESOME!!!

  • @archive881
    @archive8816 жыл бұрын

    0:30 - Of course he fell asleep, look at him, he's a living beanbag chair!

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen25525 жыл бұрын

    NOW we know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. 😂

  • @marybrackman8938
    @marybrackman89384 жыл бұрын

    That man ate Jimmy hoffa? Good one !

  • @Xardy5806
    @Xardy580611 жыл бұрын

    No, its not a comedy , its truth. He must to do it this way. The truth is not popular ,so he pass it to people this way. Open your eyes.

  • @jtroberts16
    @jtroberts1610 жыл бұрын

    Eating Jimmy Hoffa haha

  • @clairemeng3778
    @clairemeng37782 жыл бұрын

    love this man

  • @jamesof7seven
    @jamesof7seven11 жыл бұрын

    It's called projection. That low approval rating reflects frustration many have w/ their own lives, but they won't admit it to others or themselves. That's why they say, "boo" while voting for the same guy.

  • @RarRarJake
    @RarRarJake10 жыл бұрын

    That is one of the most durish comments i ever read. There would be no Daily show, or colbert report without Bill Maher.

  • @MrRjhyt
    @MrRjhyt8 жыл бұрын

    How many are voting and have Alzheimer's disease, or some other mental incompetence? Surely, beyond a certain age (or even across the board), there should be some test, (You need one to drive a car!) Surely participating in government requires some standard.

  • @pamelacass9642

    @pamelacass9642

    5 жыл бұрын

    Robin Hislop Just saw this segment; apologize for the late comment, but...who administers the test? Doctors like the guy who reported Trump only weighs 239 pounds? What do you call the person who graduates last in medical school? Doctor. 😆😆

  • @markcadieux3445

    @markcadieux3445

    4 жыл бұрын

    There is a minimum age to be president, there should be a maximum age, (70) beyond which you are ineligible to run. I know it would eliminate both trump and Biden, but that might be a good thing.

  • @MediocreMr
    @MediocreMr11 жыл бұрын

    Ah Bill, you get me every time :). More of the longer clips would be good though :)

  • @patbrennan6572
    @patbrennan65729 жыл бұрын

    and i thought Canadas political system was a joke. ..

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