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@leisurefarm4 жыл бұрын
OMG it's so refreshing to see Kellyanne enjoy herself laughing hysterically instead of barking and being hysterical.
@MrStGeorgeIllawarra6 жыл бұрын
OMG. So weird seeing Kelly Anne before she sold her soul.
@UncleMikeNJ
3 жыл бұрын
You saw her in 1979? When she was 12? Hell, SHE looks like one of those elderly Congressmen now.
@isaaccd79
3 жыл бұрын
It’s never nice seeing that dunt
@r.c.auclair2042
11 ай бұрын
Yes, but she still looks better than she does at her side gig hosting Tales From the Crypt.
@kylestubbs88676 жыл бұрын
“...a position he earned by eating Jimmy Hoffa.” That line will always be funny.
@adamhaycock79826 жыл бұрын
Kellyanne Conway actually looks happy here. She's a skeleton of what she used to be at the moment. What a poor, poor woman
@rachelgarber1423
5 жыл бұрын
Adam Haycock Poor, poor woman made her choice. 😲
@anniebryant2666
4 жыл бұрын
Rachel Garber00
@phoenix1977
4 жыл бұрын
@@rachelgarber1423 and shit comments like that is one of the reasons she might be unhappy.
@kelst75
4 жыл бұрын
Actually smiling and laughing, she must miss that. But that's what happens when you sell your soul. A brief break from hell here
@mkrbrtsn1
3 жыл бұрын
no sympathy from me Adam
@tureytaino27859 жыл бұрын
US Congress: Where you can find more mummies than in The Valley of the Kings.
@elhadjiamadoujohnson4166
6 жыл бұрын
Turey Taino lmao!!!
@tonyalomar18
6 жыл бұрын
The terms for Congress and Senate should be no more than 2 terms get rid of those politicians living from the government some looks like mummies
@kossttamojaan
5 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many had to google Valley of Kings
@leann68294 жыл бұрын
We seriously need term limits for Senate and legislature !!
@SFO148 жыл бұрын
Might be one of Bill's best segments. Freakin' hilarious.
@cstoby10 жыл бұрын
This is so true! Bill hits the nail on the head 100% of the time. Too bad people don't pay more attention!!!!!!
@noeladams704
9 жыл бұрын
American ignorance is celebrated.
@channelVlogger6 жыл бұрын
Funny how Kellyanne looks likeable
@PaulZink
5 жыл бұрын
@nmeunier Oh, that happened long ago.
@zereprd11 жыл бұрын
LOL! "...Weekend at Bernie's government..."
@UncleMikeNJ
3 жыл бұрын
The sad part is, Bill Maher's choice for President would be Bernie. Sanders. Who got completely rejected when he ran for President at the age of 74... and then his ego made him run again 4 years later.
@zereprd
3 жыл бұрын
@@UncleMikeNJ - Hi, UncleMikeNJ. You do realize that he's not referring to Bernie as in Bernie Sanders but to the movie, "Weekend at Bernie's"? Here's the IMDb page URL www.imdb.com/title/tt0098627/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 . The point Maher was making was about wheeling in what amounts to be the corpse of a person, to make an appearance. I understand you may be alternatively referring to Maher voting for Bernie Sanders who also is up in age though. To be truthful, that's my fear today, that my choice to make is for someone who's going to be the eldest president in office, provided he survives to the election and wins. And no, I'm not voting for the incumbent, who's in it for himself, not for America.
@KillaKlump8 жыл бұрын
eating jimmy hoffa, that line killed me
@Melissa077410 жыл бұрын
They all remind me of Simpsons characters. The first guy's like chief Wiggum and the others are all Mr. Burns.
@john-danielmunoz34695 жыл бұрын
10 year term limits for the house two terms for the senate.
@jacobtebbe44355 жыл бұрын
There is something to be said about the perils of an older generation refusing to step back and hand the reigns of power to the next generation. Don’t get me wrong, experience should be valued, but not deified. Experience offers answers to the problems we have faced before and may face again, but new problems often require new solutions, and refusing to see that while clinging to the old ways is just as harmful as refusing to learn from the past. Also, the leadership of the Soviet Union looked like an octogenarian ward in the years leading up to its collapse, just saying.
@Largo649 жыл бұрын
There was a time, about 200 years ago, when government service was actually that - service, not a career. Then the Congress actually strove to do the people's business. Today the business of members of Congress is staying in Congress. Government will not get better until there are term limits other than defeat at the polls or death.
@KristerAndersson-nc8zo
9 жыл бұрын
Larry Gott I Think it is the same in most so called democracies, we have a lot of these that does not have done an honest Days work in their Lifes.
@ringo666
4 жыл бұрын
The political machine is so embedded that it cant just be term limits. Terms must also be nonn-consecutive, so legislators spend ZERO time fundraising for reelection.
@Largo64
4 жыл бұрын
@@ringo666 That's a good idea.
@The_UmbrellaMan
3 жыл бұрын
Its about time we outlaw lobbying and put term limits on congress. You're exactly right, governments service should not be a career. Its about serving and representing the American people, not themselves.
@konstantinopoulos33
3 жыл бұрын
Eh let’s not idealise the past. They were shitty and corrupt back then too.
@timothybrown7604 жыл бұрын
For the record, I'm glad and even proud that Cory Booker went ahead because even with my belief that we should respect our elders, there comes a time when you have to take grandpa's keys from him after he keeps steering the car in a ditch more than once! That's the argument about politicians holding on to their jobs way too long when they can no longer do it! : - |
@JBofBrisbane10 жыл бұрын
"Weekend At Bernie's government" - LMAO.
@bobjones44699 жыл бұрын
Agreed, they really need to change this system. At least set a limit to the number of terms you can serve, this almost like a monarchy.
@sgtcrab1
9 жыл бұрын
Crown Prince Jeb is lining up against the dowager Ms Clinton. Monarchy anyone?
@avedic
9 жыл бұрын
sgtcrab1 No kidding. It's like no one is even pretending we don't live in a dynastic oligarchy. I mean.....Clinton vs Bush??? Are you kidding me? Really? Wow....
@MrNintoku
9 жыл бұрын
sgtcrab1 Where was that joke when Bush Jr got in?
@nikitapardis2739
8 жыл бұрын
you guys...seriously I get it if you don't like hillary but it's a completely false equivalency to compare her to the bushes and lump them together by using her to prove a point that is actually true about the bush but has nothing whatsoever to do with hillary. the bushes are all blood related. it was first their dad who ran, then oldest son, then younger son. that's the literal definition of dynasty and that's how those types of governments work. it's almost never the wife who takes over after her husband especially for a position of power like POTUS. hillary was a politician before marrying another politician and has a list of accomplishments on her own. and I'm not saying the bushes don't but lumping them together for the sale of that argument kind of invalidates it altogether with all due respect
@nikitapardis2739
8 жыл бұрын
+avedic ^
@indelibleink55775 жыл бұрын
It's wierd seeing Kellyanne with her soul intact
@QazwerDave7 жыл бұрын
Is that Kellyanne Conway laughing ?!
@13blanket
7 жыл бұрын
david orvik You know it is.
@BlueBaron3339
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, David. She was a person once.
@terr777
4 жыл бұрын
Someone should just ask her, "when's the last time you laughed like that?".
@BlueBaron3339
4 жыл бұрын
@@terr777 Actually, Terry, that might do it. She defends that clown by day, her husband, George, trashes him on Twitter at night. They're still together. Perhaps they're both laughing. I'd really like to think so.
@markcadieux3445
4 жыл бұрын
Before she became possessed.
@templeodoom46343 жыл бұрын
RIP Senator Lautenburg
@PaddleAsia11 жыл бұрын
"When did we become this Weekend at Bernie's government?" EPIC!
@vanmeetstalwar5 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious to the core...loved the bit about "who wants pudding?" hahaha!!!
@dlxinfinite70984 жыл бұрын
"weekend at Bernie"s government"'...Maher scorched the earth with this one
@user-po2qb6cm9q2 ай бұрын
There has to be a cut off age of 70 for Washington DC for all offices
@timothyconklin50573 жыл бұрын
I don’t think people realize, Strom Thurmond ran for President as a Dixiecrat against Harry Truman and Thomas Dewey back in 1948. And he was still in the senate in 2003.
@daggermcswagger561811 жыл бұрын
Bill maher for VICE PRESIDENT! Then he could do what he does now and we could have a guy be president who knows how to be president. I'm 100% serious about this.
@thestraightpath29095 жыл бұрын
Kellyanne Conway before she turns evil
@melgibson12847 жыл бұрын
Is that Kellyanne Conway?
@stevethesnail963
6 жыл бұрын
They go back a long. She was a regular on politically incorrect
@matthewwatson9726
6 жыл бұрын
She has aged fivteen years in four
@elhadjiamadoujohnson4166
6 жыл бұрын
Yup!!!
@iloveyoumadhuri
6 жыл бұрын
Mel Gibson Yes
@meghanphillips3495
6 жыл бұрын
matthew watson Selling your soul will do that.
@09rja3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I feel the same way about Maxine Waters.
@blastermasterguy2 жыл бұрын
Even though he once referred to a microphone as THE MACHINNNEEEE! LOL!
@jacobzaranyika93342 жыл бұрын
Excellent. So you can retire and move to Canada. Nice ribbon around that.
@DonGius14 жыл бұрын
Yeah , than dont elect them if he is to old🙄
@marybrackman89384 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher might not always joke about what what I would but he's always funny.
@Hirnlego99911 жыл бұрын
It's even more important to get money out of the election system.
@roostercogburn99239 жыл бұрын
Watching Obama's State of the Union...Bill Maher for President..please
@barryfriedman4975
8 жыл бұрын
+rooster cogburn No.
@IRosamelia
4 жыл бұрын
He's an atheist, thus effectively unelectable in America 🇺🇸
@libertyann4395 жыл бұрын
I have the congress book from 1955 when John Dingall Sr. Was still in that seat. Now John's wife Debbie is in that seat. She is 30 years younger than he is.
@phriedokra6158
4 жыл бұрын
JFC...
@thehumanconversationalist152724 күн бұрын
Aged to perfection.
@Elric3323910 жыл бұрын
4:13 "...'Weekend at Bernie's' government... LOL! Bill, you're the greatest!
@emk-mediapuck61634 жыл бұрын
Bill is the "master" who can tell at least 3 chokes in a 5 words joke
@metalreign811810 жыл бұрын
I think it is in reference to "House of Cards" which is a television series (not actually aired on television!) based around the inner machinations of politics.
@stavjfhssf7054
Жыл бұрын
SAME as what I thought
@austinsmith15054 жыл бұрын
the microphone as the machine joke is spot on
@MJ-lf3tr3 жыл бұрын
Kellyanne Conway looks surprisingly human here.. lol😝
@Johndoe33333611 жыл бұрын
This is why I like Bill Maher: HE SAYS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING!
@jacobzaranyika93342 жыл бұрын
Bad back is no excuse, come oooonnnn….literally and figuratively.
@TheSnahsnah11 жыл бұрын
I think it's not only that they're not held accountable for anything they do, I also have a problem with their age itself. Old people are a lot more conservative than the general public, and most of them have no idea about new technologies. (See Sopa debates and statements) I'm not saying all old congressmen are bad, but we're definitely a lot worse off than with a younger congress.
@matthewgoodman758810 жыл бұрын
Gerrymandering needs to be the biggest issue we speak of it ruined a chamber of congress
@nathanli30243 жыл бұрын
I mean I do think they should be applauded because they can manage to win the heart of their constituents for so long.
@lozman6711 жыл бұрын
Maybe time to drop the pretence of democracy and rename Congress 'The Politburo'
@eec5897 жыл бұрын
0:40 R.I.P Carrie Fischer
@Midnight.Wisdom.
3 жыл бұрын
As much as I agree with you.. I really don't feel this is the time or place for it.. 😂
@chris0603729 жыл бұрын
Can't believe what he says after 0:50 OMG I thought I was gonna die lmao
@asphaltpilgrim11 жыл бұрын
I think the point was that they DON'T participate because they are not held accountable for their performance, did you miss the line where he said, :This is not about age, it is about congressmen who suck at their jobs because their jobs are not at stake." ?
@paulacornell313411 жыл бұрын
too funny and how true you are as usual Bill keep pointing out how stupid our politicians are
@scorewriter199811 жыл бұрын
I have no problem with age as long as it does not affect their work, i.e. Inouye. However, when they are in office for 50+ years and do not contribute, barely even attend votes. This is mainly why we should have congressional terms.
@gmwdim11 жыл бұрын
John Dingell has been a good congressman though. Ann Arbor is one of the best educated places in the country and its voters keep voting him in.
@bigbengamer11 жыл бұрын
New rule. If one party is not wanting to aid you in passing bills that are against the interests of the American public, then you don't get to claim they aren't cooperating with you.
@egmccann11 жыл бұрын
While it may not change that, it may do two things - one, make that incumbant that's not going to be there, say, more than a decade, less valuable to the lobbyist - since there's going to be turnover and they're going to have to keep up - and two, have people in office that are a little more in touch with the people who put them there, and the actual state of the current (or at least recent!) world, versus how it was in 1950-60-70 when they first entered office.
@XR650L_GUY3 жыл бұрын
Term limits are good idea
@tracer7408 жыл бұрын
Priceless!!!
@christopheradams8985 жыл бұрын
OMG i did not know kellyanne could laugh!! Wow!,
@phriedokra6158
4 жыл бұрын
She says,she really,HATES him in real life but ITS HER JOB AND PAYS WELL?
@donikajorgo56123 жыл бұрын
Excellent 👍😀
@GiratinaofFury6 жыл бұрын
Tenure is for scientists, not for politicians.
@atheistgenocideinthebible11025 жыл бұрын
Obey the AIPAC, and you are a good Boy!!!
@daquidi10 жыл бұрын
byrd was a great senator... one of the few that spoke out against the iraq war...
@samfriedberg406011 жыл бұрын
Bills got the best monologues ever
@2005blackpearl6 жыл бұрын
This is what I love about Australia, most politicians here are done by the time there in their sixties.
@PaulZink
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but that's mostly because they eaten by saltwater crocodiles…
@chadrainey26354 жыл бұрын
How about we talk about both sides, you also have Nancy Pelosi, Diane Fienstien, Chuck Schumer, and Maxine Waters they are over 65 years old. Talking about Crypt keepers.
@Kenny-re8ko
4 жыл бұрын
yeh, but they're not being wheeled around and they're not dumping in diapers...there is a big difference between those 4 and the ones mentioned in this clip...
@ddh2o7597 жыл бұрын
hey Chuck Grassley you listening
@BYJOB11 жыл бұрын
Clever he is, no doubts of it. Superb black humor with super delivery.
@CorvusCorax.4 жыл бұрын
Kellyanne Wrongway
@yerout71685 жыл бұрын
Bill Maher is tops
@coffeecandan444 жыл бұрын
I didn’t hear him disrespecting Obama !!
@LokiJotunn10 жыл бұрын
To answer your question the UK's House of Lords scrutinises Bills that have been approved by the House of Commons. It regularly reviews and amends Bills from the Commons. While it is unable to prevent Bills passing into law, except in certain limited circumstances, it can delay Bills and force the Commons to reconsider its decisions. In this capacity, the Lords acts as a constitutional safeguard that is independent from the electoral process. It's just as corrupt as the US Senate sadly.
@SailingSeignior11 жыл бұрын
One of his funniest skits in a while.
@lesleyleith44405 жыл бұрын
Looks and sounds like The House of Lords in England, I’m not kidding.
@ak1123011 жыл бұрын
Jurassic Park Congress ,Senate the people love it :))
@italianstallion69294 жыл бұрын
"The machine"
@Chuschannel9 жыл бұрын
Some good stuff here.
@Darkslasher2211 жыл бұрын
Just like the presidency, every other elected AND appointed government official should have a term limit
@ElNene_Ochosiete8 жыл бұрын
Bill's the man
@ein9999911 жыл бұрын
BIll always tells it like it so true so obvious.
@someperson9999 Жыл бұрын
The raising of the skeleton hand part got me good
@ExotiKZBoy174 жыл бұрын
Kellyanne Conway's acting like those are the most offensive things she's ever heard. The woman who works for Trump
@Fran0123456789011 жыл бұрын
This agism. Besides their time in office, Bill made no mention of any other factor that would make these guys any different than any of the younger members of congress. Swing and a miss Bill!
@imalwaysright6 жыл бұрын
The old Kellyanne
@petergreen25525 жыл бұрын
Now we know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa 😅
@nightlightabcd11 жыл бұрын
Renowriter77 - Do you really think that would change things? politicians would still take the money from big business and then go work for them after their term. I really don't think that term limits would change anything.
0:30 - Of course he fell asleep, look at him, he's a living beanbag chair!
@petergreen25525 жыл бұрын
NOW we know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. 😂
@marybrackman89384 жыл бұрын
That man ate Jimmy hoffa? Good one !
@Xardy580611 жыл бұрын
No, its not a comedy , its truth. He must to do it this way. The truth is not popular ,so he pass it to people this way. Open your eyes.
@jtroberts1610 жыл бұрын
Eating Jimmy Hoffa haha
@clairemeng37782 жыл бұрын
love this man
@jamesof7seven11 жыл бұрын
It's called projection. That low approval rating reflects frustration many have w/ their own lives, but they won't admit it to others or themselves. That's why they say, "boo" while voting for the same guy.
@RarRarJake10 жыл бұрын
That is one of the most durish comments i ever read. There would be no Daily show, or colbert report without Bill Maher.
@MrRjhyt8 жыл бұрын
How many are voting and have Alzheimer's disease, or some other mental incompetence? Surely, beyond a certain age (or even across the board), there should be some test, (You need one to drive a car!) Surely participating in government requires some standard.
@pamelacass9642
5 жыл бұрын
Robin Hislop Just saw this segment; apologize for the late comment, but...who administers the test? Doctors like the guy who reported Trump only weighs 239 pounds? What do you call the person who graduates last in medical school? Doctor. 😆😆
@markcadieux3445
4 жыл бұрын
There is a minimum age to be president, there should be a maximum age, (70) beyond which you are ineligible to run. I know it would eliminate both trump and Biden, but that might be a good thing.
@MediocreMr11 жыл бұрын
Ah Bill, you get me every time :). More of the longer clips would be good though :)
@patbrennan65729 жыл бұрын
and i thought Canadas political system was a joke. ..
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OMG it's so refreshing to see Kellyanne enjoy herself laughing hysterically instead of barking and being hysterical.
OMG. So weird seeing Kelly Anne before she sold her soul.
@UncleMikeNJ
3 жыл бұрын
You saw her in 1979? When she was 12? Hell, SHE looks like one of those elderly Congressmen now.
@isaaccd79
3 жыл бұрын
It’s never nice seeing that dunt
@r.c.auclair2042
11 ай бұрын
Yes, but she still looks better than she does at her side gig hosting Tales From the Crypt.
“...a position he earned by eating Jimmy Hoffa.” That line will always be funny.
Kellyanne Conway actually looks happy here. She's a skeleton of what she used to be at the moment. What a poor, poor woman
@rachelgarber1423
5 жыл бұрын
Adam Haycock Poor, poor woman made her choice. 😲
@anniebryant2666
4 жыл бұрын
Rachel Garber00
@phoenix1977
4 жыл бұрын
@@rachelgarber1423 and shit comments like that is one of the reasons she might be unhappy.
@kelst75
4 жыл бұрын
Actually smiling and laughing, she must miss that. But that's what happens when you sell your soul. A brief break from hell here
@mkrbrtsn1
3 жыл бұрын
no sympathy from me Adam
US Congress: Where you can find more mummies than in The Valley of the Kings.
@elhadjiamadoujohnson4166
6 жыл бұрын
Turey Taino lmao!!!
@tonyalomar18
6 жыл бұрын
The terms for Congress and Senate should be no more than 2 terms get rid of those politicians living from the government some looks like mummies
@kossttamojaan
5 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many had to google Valley of Kings
We seriously need term limits for Senate and legislature !!
Might be one of Bill's best segments. Freakin' hilarious.
This is so true! Bill hits the nail on the head 100% of the time. Too bad people don't pay more attention!!!!!!
@noeladams704
9 жыл бұрын
American ignorance is celebrated.
Funny how Kellyanne looks likeable
@PaulZink
5 жыл бұрын
@nmeunier Oh, that happened long ago.
LOL! "...Weekend at Bernie's government..."
@UncleMikeNJ
3 жыл бұрын
The sad part is, Bill Maher's choice for President would be Bernie. Sanders. Who got completely rejected when he ran for President at the age of 74... and then his ego made him run again 4 years later.
@zereprd
3 жыл бұрын
@@UncleMikeNJ - Hi, UncleMikeNJ. You do realize that he's not referring to Bernie as in Bernie Sanders but to the movie, "Weekend at Bernie's"? Here's the IMDb page URL www.imdb.com/title/tt0098627/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0 . The point Maher was making was about wheeling in what amounts to be the corpse of a person, to make an appearance. I understand you may be alternatively referring to Maher voting for Bernie Sanders who also is up in age though. To be truthful, that's my fear today, that my choice to make is for someone who's going to be the eldest president in office, provided he survives to the election and wins. And no, I'm not voting for the incumbent, who's in it for himself, not for America.
eating jimmy hoffa, that line killed me
They all remind me of Simpsons characters. The first guy's like chief Wiggum and the others are all Mr. Burns.
10 year term limits for the house two terms for the senate.
There is something to be said about the perils of an older generation refusing to step back and hand the reigns of power to the next generation. Don’t get me wrong, experience should be valued, but not deified. Experience offers answers to the problems we have faced before and may face again, but new problems often require new solutions, and refusing to see that while clinging to the old ways is just as harmful as refusing to learn from the past. Also, the leadership of the Soviet Union looked like an octogenarian ward in the years leading up to its collapse, just saying.
There was a time, about 200 years ago, when government service was actually that - service, not a career. Then the Congress actually strove to do the people's business. Today the business of members of Congress is staying in Congress. Government will not get better until there are term limits other than defeat at the polls or death.
@KristerAndersson-nc8zo
9 жыл бұрын
Larry Gott I Think it is the same in most so called democracies, we have a lot of these that does not have done an honest Days work in their Lifes.
@ringo666
4 жыл бұрын
The political machine is so embedded that it cant just be term limits. Terms must also be nonn-consecutive, so legislators spend ZERO time fundraising for reelection.
@Largo64
4 жыл бұрын
@@ringo666 That's a good idea.
@The_UmbrellaMan
3 жыл бұрын
Its about time we outlaw lobbying and put term limits on congress. You're exactly right, governments service should not be a career. Its about serving and representing the American people, not themselves.
@konstantinopoulos33
3 жыл бұрын
Eh let’s not idealise the past. They were shitty and corrupt back then too.
For the record, I'm glad and even proud that Cory Booker went ahead because even with my belief that we should respect our elders, there comes a time when you have to take grandpa's keys from him after he keeps steering the car in a ditch more than once! That's the argument about politicians holding on to their jobs way too long when they can no longer do it! : - |
"Weekend At Bernie's government" - LMAO.
Agreed, they really need to change this system. At least set a limit to the number of terms you can serve, this almost like a monarchy.
@sgtcrab1
9 жыл бұрын
Crown Prince Jeb is lining up against the dowager Ms Clinton. Monarchy anyone?
@avedic
9 жыл бұрын
sgtcrab1 No kidding. It's like no one is even pretending we don't live in a dynastic oligarchy. I mean.....Clinton vs Bush??? Are you kidding me? Really? Wow....
@MrNintoku
9 жыл бұрын
sgtcrab1 Where was that joke when Bush Jr got in?
@nikitapardis2739
8 жыл бұрын
you guys...seriously I get it if you don't like hillary but it's a completely false equivalency to compare her to the bushes and lump them together by using her to prove a point that is actually true about the bush but has nothing whatsoever to do with hillary. the bushes are all blood related. it was first their dad who ran, then oldest son, then younger son. that's the literal definition of dynasty and that's how those types of governments work. it's almost never the wife who takes over after her husband especially for a position of power like POTUS. hillary was a politician before marrying another politician and has a list of accomplishments on her own. and I'm not saying the bushes don't but lumping them together for the sale of that argument kind of invalidates it altogether with all due respect
@nikitapardis2739
8 жыл бұрын
+avedic ^
It's wierd seeing Kellyanne with her soul intact
Is that Kellyanne Conway laughing ?!
@13blanket
7 жыл бұрын
david orvik You know it is.
@BlueBaron3339
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, David. She was a person once.
@terr777
4 жыл бұрын
Someone should just ask her, "when's the last time you laughed like that?".
@BlueBaron3339
4 жыл бұрын
@@terr777 Actually, Terry, that might do it. She defends that clown by day, her husband, George, trashes him on Twitter at night. They're still together. Perhaps they're both laughing. I'd really like to think so.
@markcadieux3445
4 жыл бұрын
Before she became possessed.
RIP Senator Lautenburg
"When did we become this Weekend at Bernie's government?" EPIC!
This was hilarious to the core...loved the bit about "who wants pudding?" hahaha!!!
"weekend at Bernie"s government"'...Maher scorched the earth with this one
There has to be a cut off age of 70 for Washington DC for all offices
I don’t think people realize, Strom Thurmond ran for President as a Dixiecrat against Harry Truman and Thomas Dewey back in 1948. And he was still in the senate in 2003.
Bill maher for VICE PRESIDENT! Then he could do what he does now and we could have a guy be president who knows how to be president. I'm 100% serious about this.
Kellyanne Conway before she turns evil
Is that Kellyanne Conway?
@stevethesnail963
6 жыл бұрын
They go back a long. She was a regular on politically incorrect
@matthewwatson9726
6 жыл бұрын
She has aged fivteen years in four
@elhadjiamadoujohnson4166
6 жыл бұрын
Yup!!!
@iloveyoumadhuri
6 жыл бұрын
Mel Gibson Yes
@meghanphillips3495
6 жыл бұрын
matthew watson Selling your soul will do that.
Yeah, I feel the same way about Maxine Waters.
Even though he once referred to a microphone as THE MACHINNNEEEE! LOL!
Excellent. So you can retire and move to Canada. Nice ribbon around that.
Yeah , than dont elect them if he is to old🙄
Bill Maher might not always joke about what what I would but he's always funny.
It's even more important to get money out of the election system.
Watching Obama's State of the Union...Bill Maher for President..please
@barryfriedman4975
8 жыл бұрын
+rooster cogburn No.
@IRosamelia
4 жыл бұрын
He's an atheist, thus effectively unelectable in America 🇺🇸
I have the congress book from 1955 when John Dingall Sr. Was still in that seat. Now John's wife Debbie is in that seat. She is 30 years younger than he is.
@phriedokra6158
4 жыл бұрын
JFC...
Aged to perfection.
4:13 "...'Weekend at Bernie's' government... LOL! Bill, you're the greatest!
Bill is the "master" who can tell at least 3 chokes in a 5 words joke
I think it is in reference to "House of Cards" which is a television series (not actually aired on television!) based around the inner machinations of politics.
@stavjfhssf7054
Жыл бұрын
SAME as what I thought
the microphone as the machine joke is spot on
Kellyanne Conway looks surprisingly human here.. lol😝
This is why I like Bill Maher: HE SAYS EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING!
Bad back is no excuse, come oooonnnn….literally and figuratively.
I think it's not only that they're not held accountable for anything they do, I also have a problem with their age itself. Old people are a lot more conservative than the general public, and most of them have no idea about new technologies. (See Sopa debates and statements) I'm not saying all old congressmen are bad, but we're definitely a lot worse off than with a younger congress.
Gerrymandering needs to be the biggest issue we speak of it ruined a chamber of congress
I mean I do think they should be applauded because they can manage to win the heart of their constituents for so long.
Maybe time to drop the pretence of democracy and rename Congress 'The Politburo'
0:40 R.I.P Carrie Fischer
@Midnight.Wisdom.
3 жыл бұрын
As much as I agree with you.. I really don't feel this is the time or place for it.. 😂
Can't believe what he says after 0:50 OMG I thought I was gonna die lmao
I think the point was that they DON'T participate because they are not held accountable for their performance, did you miss the line where he said, :This is not about age, it is about congressmen who suck at their jobs because their jobs are not at stake." ?
too funny and how true you are as usual Bill keep pointing out how stupid our politicians are
I have no problem with age as long as it does not affect their work, i.e. Inouye. However, when they are in office for 50+ years and do not contribute, barely even attend votes. This is mainly why we should have congressional terms.
John Dingell has been a good congressman though. Ann Arbor is one of the best educated places in the country and its voters keep voting him in.
New rule. If one party is not wanting to aid you in passing bills that are against the interests of the American public, then you don't get to claim they aren't cooperating with you.
While it may not change that, it may do two things - one, make that incumbant that's not going to be there, say, more than a decade, less valuable to the lobbyist - since there's going to be turnover and they're going to have to keep up - and two, have people in office that are a little more in touch with the people who put them there, and the actual state of the current (or at least recent!) world, versus how it was in 1950-60-70 when they first entered office.
Term limits are good idea
Priceless!!!
OMG i did not know kellyanne could laugh!! Wow!,
@phriedokra6158
4 жыл бұрын
She says,she really,HATES him in real life but ITS HER JOB AND PAYS WELL?
Excellent 👍😀
Tenure is for scientists, not for politicians.
Obey the AIPAC, and you are a good Boy!!!
byrd was a great senator... one of the few that spoke out against the iraq war...
Bills got the best monologues ever
This is what I love about Australia, most politicians here are done by the time there in their sixties.
@PaulZink
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but that's mostly because they eaten by saltwater crocodiles…
How about we talk about both sides, you also have Nancy Pelosi, Diane Fienstien, Chuck Schumer, and Maxine Waters they are over 65 years old. Talking about Crypt keepers.
@Kenny-re8ko
4 жыл бұрын
yeh, but they're not being wheeled around and they're not dumping in diapers...there is a big difference between those 4 and the ones mentioned in this clip...
hey Chuck Grassley you listening
Clever he is, no doubts of it. Superb black humor with super delivery.
Kellyanne Wrongway
Bill Maher is tops
I didn’t hear him disrespecting Obama !!
To answer your question the UK's House of Lords scrutinises Bills that have been approved by the House of Commons. It regularly reviews and amends Bills from the Commons. While it is unable to prevent Bills passing into law, except in certain limited circumstances, it can delay Bills and force the Commons to reconsider its decisions. In this capacity, the Lords acts as a constitutional safeguard that is independent from the electoral process. It's just as corrupt as the US Senate sadly.
One of his funniest skits in a while.
Looks and sounds like The House of Lords in England, I’m not kidding.
Jurassic Park Congress ,Senate the people love it :))
"The machine"
Some good stuff here.
Just like the presidency, every other elected AND appointed government official should have a term limit
Bill's the man
BIll always tells it like it so true so obvious.
The raising of the skeleton hand part got me good
Kellyanne Conway's acting like those are the most offensive things she's ever heard. The woman who works for Trump
This agism. Besides their time in office, Bill made no mention of any other factor that would make these guys any different than any of the younger members of congress. Swing and a miss Bill!
The old Kellyanne
Now we know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa 😅
Renowriter77 - Do you really think that would change things? politicians would still take the money from big business and then go work for them after their term. I really don't think that term limits would change anything.
Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahah..............Ah, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! Thank you.
You read my mind. That was AWESOME!!!
0:30 - Of course he fell asleep, look at him, he's a living beanbag chair!
NOW we know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. 😂
That man ate Jimmy hoffa? Good one !
No, its not a comedy , its truth. He must to do it this way. The truth is not popular ,so he pass it to people this way. Open your eyes.
Eating Jimmy Hoffa haha
love this man
It's called projection. That low approval rating reflects frustration many have w/ their own lives, but they won't admit it to others or themselves. That's why they say, "boo" while voting for the same guy.
That is one of the most durish comments i ever read. There would be no Daily show, or colbert report without Bill Maher.
How many are voting and have Alzheimer's disease, or some other mental incompetence? Surely, beyond a certain age (or even across the board), there should be some test, (You need one to drive a car!) Surely participating in government requires some standard.
@pamelacass9642
5 жыл бұрын
Robin Hislop Just saw this segment; apologize for the late comment, but...who administers the test? Doctors like the guy who reported Trump only weighs 239 pounds? What do you call the person who graduates last in medical school? Doctor. 😆😆
@markcadieux3445
4 жыл бұрын
There is a minimum age to be president, there should be a maximum age, (70) beyond which you are ineligible to run. I know it would eliminate both trump and Biden, but that might be a good thing.
Ah Bill, you get me every time :). More of the longer clips would be good though :)
and i thought Canadas political system was a joke. ..