"We want deal" I laughed then cried then laughed again for twenty minutes.😄😂😜

@richardwarren1718

4 жыл бұрын

Me too. That was classic😂😂😂.

That look on Bill Clinton's face says: "How the fuck do they know about the cigar?" Simply priceless!!!

Life is better with Bill Maher!💖

Bill has some of the most talented writers!

The flash of horror and recognition in Clinton's face was hilarious.

@daveman5860

2 жыл бұрын

That was one of the best;. deer caught in the headlights moments,,, ever ))😳)) 🎸⚡

@Lorenzo23able

Жыл бұрын

@@daveman5860 iii

@Smedley1947

11 ай бұрын

Here's a fun fact. Current Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh was on Starr's team during the investigation of Clinton and was the person who continually lobbied for the release of in detail description of what Clinton and Lewinsky did together. One of two things or possibly both would explain that. Either it was purely a prurient interest on his part or he knew that maximum damage would be done by revealing the dirtiest details. Frankly I think it's for his work for Starr that he was rewarded eventually with the Supreme Court seat much as the writer of the Powell memo was given a seat on the Supreme Court for his work on that document.

Great compilation. 😂 I’d forgotten some of them. Funny Flashbacks!!! Still laughing... 😆

@bernardoheusi6146

6 жыл бұрын

Panda porn was top kek

The only two things I miss not having cable TV... Bill Maher and TCM

@thudius55

4 жыл бұрын

Just go on to KZread and ya! Haven't missed a thing he's still funny as ever...💯🙄🤔🤘🏽...

"Hey Fuck You... You Know What"?? 😬😬 That part always makes me LoL!! 🤣🤣

Omg, the look on that idiots face when he said, "we want deal!" I died.

That cheese-ball grin Bill cuts after every punchline😂🤣

Thanks for the medley. I needed to laugh today. Even if some are dated, it’s like Groundhog Day anyway with this orange sphincter as president Thank you.

@kenhasibar2624

4 жыл бұрын

Well said! 🍻 Hope you're feeling happier. 🍻🍻

*WE WANT DEAL!*

@losaikogogreen3636

5 жыл бұрын

How about repealing taxes to benefit the middle class, Guaranteeing pre-existing conditions, affordable medications, allowing more judges for refugees at the border, arresting all violent Trump or other violent political supporters, and releasing all Trump as well as other politicians Tax info by legislation, Tax & Business Records! I also want automatic Impeachments for those caught lying or cheating with still jail terms based on how bad the results!!! The majority of Americans wang these laws. No Gerrymandering or voter suppression!!! Voter fraud has only been caught by republican canadites and Trump refuses to discuss it!!! It is wrong.

@Pravdacz-tp8zu

5 жыл бұрын

@@losaikogogreen3636 No thanks.

@2013venjix

4 жыл бұрын

Priceless

'Its like they don't want you to know the truth!' Cut to CIA Director Hayden LOL

5:15 - It's the rule here in Toronto. The Don Valley Parkway is usually so clogged both ways that _literally everyone_ calls it "the Don Valley Parking Lot".

He did it again, made another Python member laugh

Thank you for this. His one liners are premo!

I’d pay good money to see Trump’s reaction to Mueller asking him about getting peed on.

As a psychology student, the friend prostitute is pretty accurate. BTW love the bukkake reference.

@PreacherJenkins

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing Freudian there.

@savfab5689

4 жыл бұрын

Bet you do Final girl...I bet you u do!

@adriantrejo8397

2 жыл бұрын

Did you do anything with that? It's a serious question. Frasier is my favorite show & I enjoy helping people so I want to know how feasible it is for a regular joe like me to become a clinical psychologist?

I used to watch Bill when he was on ABC back in the early 2000's, I do admire some of the things he says. But these clips are all over the place.

"...sold you a phone at the Verizon store." 🤣😂

"Am I an avid outdoorsman,or am i just *really* attracted to firemen?" Can't it be both?

I haven't watched his show in a while, I hope he's still offending everyone!

@trumpjonguno6994

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Mills he is, and it's a beautiful thing.

@richardramirez3805

5 жыл бұрын

Justin, nah he's been compromised by the far-left, he's got TDS*

@kenhasibar2624

4 жыл бұрын

Only whiny, crybaby, don't-hurt-my-feelings pussies get offended. By anything. I'm a bartender. People call me jackass all the time. I don't know them well enough that their opinion matters, so I just shrug it off, and finish with: "That'll be four bucks." 🍻

@Wally-pu2hh

4 жыл бұрын

He offends Truth

@tongbaimasongilmore3603

4 жыл бұрын

Better than listening to trump .

vote for him if he ran for public office. I work extra just to keep HBO .I would rather skip a meal than miss Bill Time with Bill Maher is my favorite show of all time.He is so smart and so funny I look forward to it each week. Would definitely

Thanks for laughter Bill!

Nice. This is how comedy is supposed to be. Everyone is game, regardless of the Comedian's personal worldview.

9:20 The guys who injure or strand themselves on cliffs, mountains etc. should be given the lowest priority by rescue services and then charged full price for their rescue and treatment. Knowingly and intentionally taking risks should not be subsidized.

Clinton's cigar look. 🤪

5:00! Trump: We want deal. 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

On every one of these shows, there is all ways some one who thinks they have to laugh louder than anyone else.

Oh fuck that Donald Rumsfeld 911 Iraq war new rule had me laughing so hard I woke up my wife, she didn’t think it was funny....

That oreo joke was out of the world man

We want deal. Lmaoooo

5:00 XD _we want deal_ !

I am Chinese. I want deal.

@seanxu2517

5 жыл бұрын

Me too. 😂

@AlexSGabor

3 жыл бұрын

Joe Home #kanyewest I am #GZeus #WilliamMount #snapalert #saveyourpennies for #snapchange #trillionairesfortrump not #billionairesforbush #georgesoros is not #antifa #anarchy #antichrist or #antichristian #youarehired #youarehigher by #infinitology #copperkills #silvereagle #gold #silver #banksters

Bill your funny & Crazy my man bill keep up da, good work you keep me with a smile.....

That Haj crowd looks at least twice as large as Trumps inauguration get together!

Hold on those icedancers had to train to do those moves, I just did them.

@joniahdemarco3371

6 жыл бұрын

Angel Gd The moves or the ice dancers? 🤔

@milascave2

6 жыл бұрын

angel: yea, but try it on skates.

@BeeBumper

6 жыл бұрын

I'm Canadian, I have done it on skates.

@milascave2

6 жыл бұрын

angel: well then, you should try out for the winter Olympics. You may have a chance.

@BeeBumper

6 жыл бұрын

Random places is fine, but I've never been much of an exhibitionist. Attention whore maybe.

5 seconds into the video and I'm already dying

Very funny compilation 👏 👏 well done !

I’m so going to miss the Karl lagerfeld joke

I think Oreos must be an American thing. I tried one once, well, half of one. Never again.

@kapediten1968

5 жыл бұрын

Marguerite Johnson they are disgusting.

@margueritejohnson6407

5 жыл бұрын

Kape Diten I’m really glad someone agrees. The damn things are everywhere in different flavours!

@kapediten1968

5 жыл бұрын

Marguerite Johnson yes they have a plethora of those nasty tastes.

@daddius

5 жыл бұрын

I’m American and I agree... they are garbage discs.

@lurchlogan

5 жыл бұрын

Oreo's are one of those things that you love when you're a kid(anything with loads of sugar really)but absolutely despise as an adult!!

Wow the new rules back then were much better

OMG WE want DEAL 😂😂😂

brilliant man!

Allah-palooza? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@pjhorn512

5 жыл бұрын

No

@trumpjonguno6994

5 жыл бұрын

Piotr Jankowski buzzkill 😝

@talksolot

5 жыл бұрын

he's a jw bigot so taunting moslems is his job and his heritage.

Your boy Bill is wild !

Lubbock is a nice city. In Lubbock, you can see forever.

I lost it at "Bear ass"

This was super funny 1 of da best

Bill is the king.

I love the Haji Podge. I was left at Home with my cousin when my parents when to Haji.

Trump is such rich material. This would go right over the head of many Americans and that makes if even funnier. The Art of the Deal. "I wanna wall with my name on it. Hadrian has one and he wasn`t even American".

Comedy is essential

Ooo, parking in the driveway and driving on the Parkway joke. That's only 3 or 4 decades old.

That Oreo is a statement mess, not a cookie. I do like the statement.

@AlastorsShadowDemon

5 жыл бұрын

I think they should have kept the cookie in its original size, but each row had different color cream.

@CraftyZanTub

5 жыл бұрын

@@AlastorsShadowDemon They made the cookie the way they did so that it would show the colors vividly on camera. Having one cream layer multiple colors may not have showed well on camera.

Gratuitous.

Not a big fan but I did like the bank of hope one.

@Smedley1947 1 second ago Here's a fun fact. Current Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh was on Starr's team during the investigation of Clinton and was the person who continually lobbied for the release of in detail description of what Clinton and Lewinsky did together. One of two things or possibly both would explain that. Either it was purely a prurient interest on his part or he knew that maximum damage would be done by revealing the dirtiest details. Frankly I think it's for his work for Starr that he was rewarded eventually with the Supreme Court seat much as the writer of the Powell memo was given a seat on the Supreme Court for his work on that document.

Is "boo khaki" a pun on "bukkake"? o.O

I didn't know I liked Bill Maher.

OMG! hilarious!

Ouch ! Very good

Did Rumsfeld keep the *only* piece?

3:15 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A restaurant called "probably chicken." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That was hilarious.

That really is what Lubbock looks like

Ha ha ha! Lol 😂 x2!

I wish I could afford HBO. Cable has gotten insanely expensive. Internet too. It's like they think we should pay 200 a month for it.

How we have to joke about the looks of a murderer while his victim is dead and forgotten. RIP Trevor Martin.

@kaziabir1

6 жыл бұрын

If there was any true justice, he would be. Unfortunately, the republicans had to turn this political.

@pamelacass9642

5 жыл бұрын

Treyvon Martin.

Hey, I have a piece of metal from the Pentagon. A relative got it while working disaster relief. It and several other pieces made their way into the equipment and bags they carried while relief efforts were carried out. Who doesn't have a piece at this point.

I love Bill Maher...and I am a guy who knows brilliance. (I produced three Chris Rush albums; one exec. produced by George Carlin). But now the hammer...Please do not give George Z. any fame or notoriety. He should be exiled to a penal colony. Like Papillion.

Allahpalooza - that cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣

LOVE LOVE LOVE 😀🤣❤🇨🇦🇺🇸🌍🕊🙏🖖

Did they seriously make an oreo like that? Im not gay but I would have bought that.

@warmonk5915

4 жыл бұрын

Dan P ya but I don’t think they sold it I think it was for show

Rest in peace karl

New rules, old rules, they all rule! #meettherealdonaldtrump James wilson #BLUESTRAVELERwhoops James wilson

Happy Birthday, Bill Maher! January 20 also birthday of Kellyanne Conway and Nikki Haley

Georges ZIMMERMAN has real personality issue.

4:42 They got the Olympics logo wrong, too.

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN's body double

We need 2003 to 2007 new rules

Bill Maher makes me laugh no matter how shitty I feel.

I swear a turd falling out of the sky landing on my hand is more funny than Billie boy

He’s 100% right about Marilyn Monroe.

Actually a more accurate picture of Lubbock is an empty plain that spans for hundreds of miles in all directions

Is my money safe here? I hope

LMBO If the Korean sound like Gandam Style, then the Chinese sound like this song from Disney's Mulan. "Let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns! ..."

04:57 hahahahahahahhaa 🤣🤣🤣

We want deal!

Stop instigating violence, I keep being told. That is what they told Mandela

Im persian.WE ALSO WANT DEAL.

seems like he had much better writers in the past

@milascave2

6 жыл бұрын

error: well, this video just picked out his best lines and ignores all the other stuff. That is why it seems funnyer.

@GiratinaofFury

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, R Mc, he wasn't mad that the President said it, he was mad that the standard is that if Obama had said that, he would have been thrown out of office and torn to pieces as a traitor, but the current President has people lining up to say that he didn't just say it, despite evidence to the contrary.

@anjelinavillalobos3973

5 жыл бұрын

he was upset because when he said the same thing the was thrown off the air, and the standard was set higher for trump than if obama had said it

@nammyohorengekyoooooo

5 жыл бұрын

Yes seems a little sexist, obviously not many women writers on staff I'm guessing. But still a big maher fan.

@trumpjonguno6994

5 жыл бұрын

He IS one of the writers... You're just trying to sneak in a snarky insult.

He can be funny when he sticks to comedy.

Friend prostitutes is very clever indeed

Just for the record zimmerman is white. Nothing about him is hispanic . White as the driven snow

Allah-Palooza lol

Bill Maher sounds and looks a lot like Dr. Evil.

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@Zeldarw104

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr?! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😄😃😀

Matt.. 5:56