"Our schools are crumbling and we want to teach everyone else a lesson" Well said.

@c8Lorraine1

7 жыл бұрын

Very well said

@wardoc0435

5 жыл бұрын

@@c8Lorraine1 Very well said.

"Our school are crumbling, and we want to teach everyone else a lesson." Brilliant quote.

America needs more Bill Maher's, this guy does more to your profile as a country than anything. Bill should be the president of the USA

@StarfieldRailway

10 жыл бұрын

No, he's a total prick. I agree with a lot of what he says, but he is a rotten person.

@ohWellWhatThehell

4 жыл бұрын

i agree better than the joker they have now

A great bumper sticker I've seen: "U.S. foreign policy--We'll bomb that bridge when we come to it."

Bill, you and I have our disagreements, but this is absolutely freakin' BRILLIANT!!!! Well said.

@si91

7 жыл бұрын

Mike Lopez ...and? I wasn't saying anything about Syria or Iraq specifically, only about the Muslim world in general. The idea that their terrorism is motivated by US bombings is to ignore the distinct lack of terrorism from other countries the US has bombed, that are not Muslim. You'd understand that if you were able to set aside your reflexive "blame America" mindset.

@cypresshill09able

7 жыл бұрын

si91 Its a combination of both, radical views on Islam and U.S meddling in that region. The U.S has been in those regions since the early 50s constantly toppling democratically elected governments (hint: Iran ) how are you really surprised when the citizens of said countries see this and put into power any individual that says anti-American things when this is the historical reality? Same with people in Iraq or Syria who have had their families vaporized by the American military, they then turn around to the only viable options left, the armed and religious nuts in many cases and you end up with a recipe for disaster. It's not blame America when the reality is that the United States has made one hell of a clusterfuck out of Middle East along with the European powers. Vietnam and Latin America was bad, but the United States also didn't cause the largest refugee crisis in history in those regions aside from some Central American countries.

@si91

7 жыл бұрын

Mike Lopez Still doesn't explain the lack of terrorism from Latin America and Southeast Asia. What about the people whose villages were bombed by American planes or shot by American backed militias in these parts of the world? Why didn't they see Buddhist or Catholic religious nuts as the only option? Because Islam is a religion of evil and stands against everything that America stands for, a distinction that cannot be said for any other major world religion. Moreover, your argument doesn't explain the contemporaneous rise of Islamic terrorism in other parts of the world, like Chechnya, India, Thailand, the Philippines, etc. Furthermore, if Islamic terrorism was really a response to the US killing Muslims, these terrorist organizations wouldn't also be killing Muslims, oppressing women, hanging gays, none of which is behavior brought upon by American foreign policy. There's plenty of anti Americanism in the world, in no small part due to American foreign policy. But only the Islamic world produces terrorism on such a large scale.

@cypresshill09able

7 жыл бұрын

si91 Go back and reread what I said, I said that radical Islam and a mix of American foreign policy has brought a hybrid of terrorism we've never seen before. The fact that there is a presence of Islamic extremists in many of these lands that are bombed like Iraq and Syria opens up oppurtunities for disillusioned citizens whose families have been murdered to feel part of something (even if a gross sense of belonging) and in a sense get revenge on playing field that can be very religious. It's perverted and atrocious but the truth is Islam isn't the only thing to blame, take a look at this notice how it was only when Saudis our supposed allies started funding mosques all over the world in early 90s that we started worrying about potential terrorist attacks? Why is that? Why weren't large scale Islamic terrorist attacks or the thought of a bearded guy in a cave somewhere in the desert planning to get to hijacked airliners to smash into the tallest buildings of a busy American city a concern or even a thought before the 90s? Maybe because your theory of Islam being the sole blame is utter B.S. Islam deserves some blame but to say that Islam is the whole blame for what's going on is inaccurate and an easy way out to avoid criticism of American foreign policy.

@cypresshill09able

7 жыл бұрын

si91 Are you going to deny that radical Islam's growth has skyrocketed since the Iraq War all over Europe, Asia and the United States?

"Our schools are crumbling and we want to teach everyone else a lesson" Well said. Very well said!

God bless Bill for finaly speaking the TRUTH!

Our schools are crumbling and we act as if we have to teach everyone a lesson

I am so in love with Bill Maher.

Well said Bill Maher!... when he says "the Us is like George Zimmerman... iching to use force, then pretending they had no choice" or "...our schools are crumbling, and we wanna teach everyone else a lesson" or "we're like the schoolyard bully who has every kid in the class nervous that they may be next" ....awsome and true

this is bill's best sketch ever, he's really in his zone when he talks about stuff like this he's a history guy

Americans should can it with Assad already or at least admit that the real reason why the want him out of Syria has nothing to do with him being a dictator. I mean, if you wanna rid the middle east of dictatorships, surely, countries like Saudi Arabia or Qatar should be at the top of your list, not Syria.

@gergemini2993

8 жыл бұрын

you're right man...he is wrong about Assad

@amak3

8 жыл бұрын

+Mart kenyon I don't see us Qataris wanting their "Dictator" gone. Actually I'm a Qatari and will tell you to fuck off. Our Emir is a good man and we have a constitutional monarchy. Ask Britain what that is.

@amak3

8 жыл бұрын

+Mart kenyon Syrians however want their actual dictator gone. He can hide but the will of the people of the country overrules his authority.

@Martoto94

8 жыл бұрын

amak3 Ah my bad. Forgot that the complete disregard for human rights and Democracy is actually a general feature of Arab culture.

@amak3

8 жыл бұрын

Mart kenyon At least we are honest about not wanting it and not acting like we have it when you actually don't have it unlike some people.

"...since 1945, when Jesus granted America air superiority..."

@computerstar9883

2 жыл бұрын

OMG I lost it 😂😂😂

I was surprised to see that video is from 2013, thought it was last week's episode. How little has changed.

Great speech. I love the way this guy thinks and delivers the news

It was America who used chemical weapons in Syria, not Assad.

"Our schools are crumbling and we want to teach everyone a lesson." Great writing!

Schools are crumbling and WE want to teach others a lesson....well played Bill.

HOLY SHIT, thank you Bill, you hit the nail on the head, everything you said is the truth, hopefully the message sinks in, and they dont just think that it's a joke, but I am glad there are people like you in this world that will continue to tell it like it is, so sick of the lies from others, keep up the good work Bill.

Bill Maher hit the nail on the head once more :)

"Our schools are crumbling and we wanna teach everyone else a lesson." that was a great quote from Maher

Too good, spot on.

we inherited the moral obligation, not to teach anybody a lesson but because nobody else will do it. nobody else will step up

Great campaign William. Justin is watching and considering.

"apparently Bush was listening, because that's exactly what he did" - LMAO

@no40acresandamuleforyou.47

2 жыл бұрын

Obama bombed Syria, Libya, Pakistan,Yemen, Sudan and Iraq yet Obama gets a pass by the MSM.

We're.not a school yard bully, we're the guy the school yard bully sends to fight his battles.

Jct: Other than the part following the unsupported admin line that Assad committed unspeakable crimes, one great analysis.

I agree. But even though we have massive problems with corruption and civil rights, it's nothing compared to the suffering of the North Korean people.

Don't ever take this down. This is Bill Maher at his vintage best.

Right on the mark, as usual Bill.

Why is a suicide bomber who blows himself and a kindergarten up cowardly and a bomber pilot who blows a kindergarten up from an altitude of five miles brave?

@TheIfifi

3 жыл бұрын

The pilot missed his target. The suicider bomber didint.

Bill Maher could run for President. He's the only sane person in USA, and I believe he could do it, but the salary stinks ! They would have to raise it a few million to get his interest, though he might just do it to show America how it SHOULD be done

"Itching to use force and then pretending it's because we had no choice" Wow perfect

This country starting to look more like George Zimmerman, itching to use force and then pretending we had no choice. Hahahaha lol... well said, Bill Maher

OK, we need to get Bill Nye back on TV. And by "back on TV", I don't mean "Dancing with the Stars". I'm sure he's a good dancer, but his expertise in science is what we need most now.

Exactly how people outside the US see the country.To be honest I'm not even sure if allied countries like France,Italy or Germany are actually thinking the USA are their ally.They have the same goals so therefor they don't have trouble with America.I'm not sure if that was still the case if their goals were different.Can't tell if the USA would treat them better then Russia or any other nation that makes a policy the US don't like.

KZread recommended this to me today. Watched almost all of it thinking it was recent, until I looked at the publish date. Still valid points. lol

The delivery is great

Bill is great but his writers are brilliant.

Absolutely love this guy

Bill Maher makes TV wortyh watching.

Yep, that's Bill Nye right there.. childhood superhero

I want to see a Bill Maher panel that has James Inhoff, Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye. And then the special guest, Richard Dawkins.

Your best one Bill so true.

Love Bill

Wow! This was brutally truthful.

1. US encouraged Hussein to use chemical weapons vs Iran

@WateryFire

8 жыл бұрын

+Wesly Stanton "It's called war... people die" wow, a typical American product you are. Grew up on Hollywood movies glorifying war while never actually experiencing war yourself. Easy to talk when no bombs are ever thrown on your soil. You have no idea what war is.

@cypresshill09able

7 жыл бұрын

Wesly you're such a hypocritical sheep. And then you turn around and call Saddam the monster? YOUR GOVERNMENT SOLD THOSE WEAPONS TO IRAQ and you're cheering on the fact that thousands of Iranians were gassed. You're such a stereotypical Fox News watching moron.

I am a Norwegian that for some reason decided to study American politics Eventually I was on the verge of racism, hating everything that the US did and debated, until I noticed show like these, and that they in fact had a lot of support. Hope for America restored.

I love those bills!! They are the Man!! Doing the RIGHT thing!!

Two words into this reply, I had a feeling it was going to be useless scutter. And it was. Gave myself a pat on the back.

Bill, in the days of Big Brother getting bigger and bigger, you are very brave to publicly state what many people feel. Thank-you.

Lol love you Bill!!

Need this bill maher to come back now

I’m glad we learned our lesson in these five years.

yeah of course;like our contributions to science, academia, medicine, music, donations, soup kitchens, volunteering. you're totally right

First time ever I agree with bill maher

hahahahaha…. "You think we should kill Bob?" hahahahahaha best analogy ever..... you so cracked me man, Rraagwe Chemistry in Mankgodi, Botswana....

It is impossible to disagree with the sarcasm there

@kimberleymckay5949

5 жыл бұрын

Definitely

I wonder if Bill felt the same way he says he feels here when he used to say Vietnam was a necessary war...

This guy is so cool!! It's great to see that no all the americans gave up on thinking!!! This man is not very known in the world but he could help the americans a lot in changing their image!! He gives non-americans the hope that america is not completely lost..

" Apparently J.W bush was listening.. " lmao xD

Bill should have had a conversation about this with Hitch. Hitch would have disagreed. They don't hate you because you bomb them sometimes. It may be one of the reasons but its not even among the major reasons.

@bohun28

10 жыл бұрын

You see, I would say that the fundamentalists actually hate the US far more for all the reasons you mentioned after the bombing. You have to bear in mind that we're not talking carpet bombing here. Despite what you may think the majority of Iraqis and Afghanis have not been personally affected by any kind of bombing campaign. That many of the uneducated and largely ignorant people on the ground hate you is more to do with Islamist propaganda than anything the US actually does.

@thomaswilburn6263

10 жыл бұрын

***** you should try reading more

@TotteBonzo

10 жыл бұрын

Im from south america and i tell you, yes it is one of the reasons. And also because you leech every countries resources. You are the fucking bully in the school, face that fact.

@thomaswilburn6263

10 жыл бұрын

totte bonzo im sorry bro, i know we are. thats why we got the kardashians, obesity and iphones.

@thomaswilburn6263

10 жыл бұрын

***** i donyt know why i said that i think youre right. lol

Bill Maher is my favorite liberal....one of the only sane ones

Greatest show I ever hhhhhhh I hope I I'll be in u r show Before I get 80yrs

Brilliant !!

Bill and other's make fell a litle more confidence in USA!

Please do the rest of us a favour and get educated. Thanks.

Fantastic!

Right now this video is so right on!!!

When you have to stoop to comparing America to N. Korea, then you know America's in trouble.

Maher next president

It's all laugh and funny until u taste your own Medicine ...

And that is exactly what Obomba continues to do.

BM is dope... 😄

Political fact of life: It's a lot easier for a President to drop a few bombs than it is to put boots on the ground, however, in many of these instances we DID have boots on the ground (usually Lots of boots): Korea, Vietnam, Laos (unofficially), Cambodia, we stupidly had hundreds of brave US Marines in a sitting duck barracks in Lebanon, Grenada (yes, a stupid unneeded move by Bedtime for Bonzo), Panama, Bosnia and Afghanistan. In Libya, we didn't have ENOUGH boots on the ground which led to the fiasco (and Hillary's unending heartache) at Benghazi. So, by and large, it was NOT just bombing.

hahahahahaha.... luv'ya Billy, hehehehehe....

Yes, it would send a message to Steve!

Our schools are crumbling and we want to teach others a lesson. 🤔

The truth hurts, especially when told as a joke.

Oh damn I thought this was about the recent missile strike until he said that 9/11 was "twelve years ago this week".

Fully agree with him on this one. We have to exercise restraint. If we're going to be locked into a foreign conflict, we should be fully committed to winning, not just bombing them and leaving.

@phatcatrat

10 жыл бұрын

El Shuwix Maybe you missed the part about exercising restraint?

@MrCanadiankid25

10 жыл бұрын

and with that we should only go in if we really need to

@phatcatrat

10 жыл бұрын

Dillon Wheeler Precisely.

@phatcatrat

10 жыл бұрын

Mateus Vieira We go to other countries when there is a humanitarian crisis or if there is a threat to our national security. If either of these things are present in a foreign country, we don't need authorization from the official government to intervene. As evidenced by the attacks on 9/11, there are indeed countries from other continents that are capable of inflicting significant damage upon the country.

@phatcatrat

10 жыл бұрын

Mateus Vieira Osama's stated reasons for attacking the US were the sanctions against Iraq from the Gulf War, the US's presence in Saudi Arabia, and the US's staunch support for Israel. Above all of this, however, were the ideological differences between Islamic extremists and Americans fighting abroad. Many Islamic extremists hope to one day destroy all western countries.

"Don't get up" lmao

also in the germline (sperm and egg cells) there were major differences-indicating that these were permanent heritable differences between humans and apes. The authors of the report wrote:The mechanisms leading to the methylation differences between species are unknown. The separate clustering of humans and chimps is consistent with the stable inheritance of methylation states within the two species

Will this the only time I have agreed with bill maher

that. was hilarious.

Harvey Dent said it best

Yeah I thought so too, so perfect...

This one must be one of Maher's finest.

freedom fighter we need more like you bill

Maher for President

Bill Maher for president

He calls Assad a "shoe salesman at Macy's", that's funny, Cause I work at Macy's.

@pbezunartea

10 жыл бұрын

Not quite, he said Assad "LOOKS like a shoe salesman at Macy's"... ;)

@latininxtc

10 жыл бұрын

I was a shoe salesman at Macy's lol. thankfully in the men's department, dealing with women and their shoes as a salesman is the most miserable experience in retail.

Oh, this one is good.

well, although i agree america should stop bombing random middle-eastern countries, i think that it's a bit unfair to assume that all terrorists are islamic radicals. o.O just for the record, i'm not a religious person by any means, and despite my patriotic view of norway, i consider myself a Terran as opposed to someone from any one country :3

@RorstadKATG

10 жыл бұрын

buster20010 exactly. ;)

"Do you think we should kill Bob?" LOL

This is why I enjoy Maher more than Colbert an Stewart... he can get me laughing even when I disagree with him.

And then the UN investigation team, said the US backed rebels used Sarin they got from Turkey in Ghouta, another bay of Tonkin. Maybe the US should just NOT jump to conclusions then ignore evidence.

2. US used chemical weapons in Vietnam and Faluja 3. Isreal which we always support used chemical weapons vs Palestine 4. Phillipinos and Vietnamese are still feeling effects of our chemical weapons

@ProudDad1976

8 жыл бұрын

+Tiger Jackson Very Sad but VERY true, We the people of these great states of America Need to stand up.

@bobsmith-ov3kn

8 жыл бұрын

+Tiger Jackson Do you know what the word "chemical" means? Lead bullets are chemical weapons, knives and hammers are chemical weapons

@ajaypasricha9855

8 жыл бұрын

+bob smith he meant agent orange

@SandroAerogen

7 жыл бұрын

5. Trump just greenlit the use of chemical weapons as agrotoxins in the US.

@chickenguy4828

5 жыл бұрын

Ajay Pasricha agent orange wasn’t a chemical weapon, or at least it wasn’t meant to be one. The company that produced it lied about it not being harmful.

Funny, but sadly true, American s must realise by the time they say "we've freed contry X from Y" there's nothing left on the ground to call home, no people no homes no clean water no trees no nothing. Its like me getting your stolen car back from the thief by shooting an RPG at it, sure you got rid of the thief but that thing ain't a car anymore.

"Explosions fix everything!" -Nabeshin, from the anime Excel Saga