0:50 - "That was not toilet-paper on his shoe, it's a pricetag." Brilliant.

@stevenreichertart

4 жыл бұрын

tubularap 👍👍👍👍👍❤️

@davidtwardy3413

4 жыл бұрын

What's truly brilliant is saying vague never proven things and watching the home team crowd go wild while your bank account goes up.

@bethonna

4 жыл бұрын

tubularap So damn funny. One the best lines of all time.

@yerout7168

4 жыл бұрын

What a huge stain on the country he is. Damn

@ghatmen300

4 жыл бұрын

Stupid pet tricks keep the left happy.

I'm in the UK and I'll happily pay towards Prickstarter

@rvdb7363

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Let's make it a world effort. I don't pay with dollars either, but would gladly chip in some Euros

@bigearl8757

4 жыл бұрын

Bit coin?

@karenross3457

4 жыл бұрын

Save your money. You will need to get rid of Boris.

@nicks3933

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t you guys in England by back kitchen knives 😂😂😂

@aaronandelise

4 жыл бұрын

Save your money, you have refugees (I mean new natives) that you need to pay for their retirement.

Watching in Nov. 2020, Bill's looking like nostradamus

@marietjiehildebrandt1324

3 жыл бұрын

Unbelievable! Jan 2021!

@lesleyedgley8371

3 жыл бұрын

Watching 13th Feb 2021. Will it ever end?????

@jefscolnago

3 жыл бұрын

Middle of February, '21 WOW was he ever on the money (no pun intended.) Hi Lesley!

@lesleyedgley8371

3 жыл бұрын

@@jefscolnago Hi back, from Wales(UK)

@jefscolnago

3 жыл бұрын

@@lesleyedgley8371 Philly, PA, USA here!

Ill never forget when I first saw this offer. I was pretty amazed at the balls on Bill. And all this time later he was right about not leaving.

@Heathcoatman

5 ай бұрын

He said it multiple times. He said it to Micheal Moore on a different episode and Moore acted like Maher was telling him bigfoot was real. Everyone scoffed. Even after all this people are still underestimating Trump. Scares me to death but he's probably going to win in 2024, even if found guilty in all of his trials. Maybe especially if found guilty.

Is it ok if we in Europe assist on that Prickstarter thing?

@whitewhale1000

4 жыл бұрын

Ichinin yes but I’m not sure the president will take your money. I’m not sure he knows other money from other countries exist

@whitewhale1000

4 жыл бұрын

Plo Koon Lol good one

@Ottts22

4 жыл бұрын

@@whitewhale1000 didn´t russian money get him out of trouble? That´s how it looks to me, why should he be so obedient otherwise.

@deletedleaf2688

4 жыл бұрын

Ottts22 it’s also why he won’t release his tax returns.

@therubbamunkee

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! But you have to pay in Euro's. Because we can trick him into thinking that a Euro is a whole country. And he will think he will be getting that too if he leaves.

This should go viral! I’d throw in money and I’m in Australia!

@TheOriginalDeckBoy

4 жыл бұрын

BAM bingo ditto and ditto brother... fuc this fool... feel the Bern?... man... Id fucn love to see Bernie meet Scomo... how fucn good would that reving be...

@TeddyKrimsony

4 жыл бұрын

so when the Russians put some money for a candidate that doesn't hates them it's all bad and the end of democracy but when Westerners do it then it's fine and a.okay?

@suyashawasthi1

4 жыл бұрын

@@TeddyKrimsony Ever heard of a Joke?

@suyashawasthi1

4 жыл бұрын

@Shade Bleu Bill meant it as a joke and I think the comment is a continuation of the that. You can't tell much in written form though.

@mscbijles1256

4 жыл бұрын

Shade Bleu First of all: not getting the joke kind of proves your own intelligence. Second, have you ever looked at the right wing? Full of hypocrits, self enrichers, locking up people for no good reason, etc etc etc. Third: this effort is domestic. I don’t care about the country of origin, if campaign law forbids foreign money, Norway or Australia meddling would be equally bad. But this is a US citizen. Call (or make) this show a (super) PAC, where’s your issue then?

omg trump needs to pay up mr maher,you were spot on again,love your clips thanks

@yesaisanoyan8558

3 жыл бұрын

He said he won’t leave!!! Trump left on his own he never stayed a minute over when he was supposed to go..so Maher owes Trump!!! This is the problem with you people you guys see everything backwards LOL

And now from the future, Bill you're right, unfortunately.

@dilvishpa5776

Жыл бұрын

Well, he left. So you are full of B.S.

Nobody told him about the toilet paper on his shoe. That tells you a lot about how the people around him really feel about him.

@tedmounsteven621

4 жыл бұрын

Terrified. Would YOU be the one to tell him or show him the video clip?

@peg202xo7

4 жыл бұрын

@@tedmounsteven621 That was a pretty good sized piece of paper. All anyone had to do was step on it from behind and it would have come off, dumbbell would not have been the wiser. I'd like to think they just felt contempt. True or not, I'm going with that. Either way it made him look exactly what he is, a buffoon.

@ingriddubbel8468

4 жыл бұрын

It tells me the Secrect Service hates him. Most of us tell strangers that there is toilet paper on their shoes. He went from a toilet, through the corridors of the West Wing, to the motorcade, to the tarmac and up Air Force One's stairs and nobody told him. He literally passed dozens of people and not one took any action. That demonstrates true hatred of a person.

@robertsmalley8138

4 жыл бұрын

I can honestly say i have never missed disposing toilet paper in the right place. How does he manage it again. Must have some duscusting toilet habits .

@terrydever8820

4 жыл бұрын

Robert Smalley he was too busy flushing 15 times!😂

Sending some money over from Finland 🇫🇮

@pennyhollifield5055

4 жыл бұрын

@fred PLAT Lol!!

"You love money, we hate you." Amen.

@chrislapp9468

3 жыл бұрын

All politicians and presidents fit that description.

@johnhobson9165

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrislapp9468 Harry Truman could have made a ton of money out of his political career. He didn't.

@saltypotato-8052

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnhobson9165 Truman made over 1 million dollar in office during 1945. The guy made more money than any other president

You can tell this video went viral when it first came out and is still getting re-watched to this day! ; D

"That would involve two things he's never done: admit defeat and pay a bill." Literally in this case.

@chaddfrancis2179

4 жыл бұрын

I read this the moment Bill said it.What timing.😂

@2013venjix

4 жыл бұрын

That is the case. He won't man up TBH.

@naturallyjt6680

4 жыл бұрын

Chadd Francis Me too!!!☺️

"That wasn't toilet paper on his shoe, it was a price tag" I lost it lol.

@jacqdanieles

4 жыл бұрын

That was priceless ... the whole segment was great

@tarrynlea

4 жыл бұрын

Incredible joke. One of the best I've seen in a long time

@pennyhollifield5055

4 жыл бұрын

badreligion1231 Hahahaha, same here. I could not stop laughing!! New Rules was exceptionally great tonight!

@Neocaridina

4 жыл бұрын

That deserved a thumbs up -- Like a rock. Like a planet...

@oldman_eleven

4 жыл бұрын

You guys need to see more comedy jesus

This goes back 3 years, but still relevant in 2020.

it's just me, or this guy is brilliant ?

I'm French but this is trump we're talking about : obviously, foreign money is welcome, right ?

@Jeroen1983

4 жыл бұрын

@MarSar Fishin' He's asking if Prickstarter accepts foreign donations, too.

@TheNefastor

4 жыл бұрын

@MarSar Fishin' no I think it's an IQ barrier. Allow me to clarify : you're too dumb to get the joke.

@irrelevancepersonified6973

4 жыл бұрын

Of course foreign money is welcome! Although, he may prefer you just deposit it in one of his off-shore accounts.

@firebearva

4 жыл бұрын

The prick loves foreign money.

@bioLarzen

4 жыл бұрын

Preferably foreign money ;)

I'm no celebrity, I'm not rich but I'm with Bill on this one and hereby pledge 50$. Anybody else wanna chip in ?

@scroogemcduck3760

4 жыл бұрын

@saxyrep1 To quote a mushroom shaped small dicked guy : "I'm really rich". How much you need ? 😂

@saxyrep1

4 жыл бұрын

@@scroogemcduck3760 😂😂 A million sounds pretty good !

@dlxinfinite7098

4 жыл бұрын

I got $50 on it...

@xYouthAttackx

4 жыл бұрын

Me!

@lashlarue7924

4 жыл бұрын

DONE. Show me where to wire the money.

Im from Somalia and i would happily donate one of my hijacked oil tankers .

How prophetic Mr. Maher was.

"That wasn't toilet paper on his shoe, that was a price tag" Price-less!!

@lefttheleft8934

4 жыл бұрын

Remember bill is being a progressive but he sold out to the corporate mechanism that's not toilet paper that's not a zig zag stuck to bottom up Bill's shoe that's his price tag to sell out to the corporation do the corporate elitist what's that about 7 million a year

@tjwilson1591

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO!

@davidbass3395

4 жыл бұрын

Flush the turd on November 3rd.

@ambroulard

4 жыл бұрын

LEFT THE LEFT What are you babbling about- it’s like you’re a moron.

@user-kc8np3ib6z

3 жыл бұрын

And it said “ain’t worth Shit”!! Hahaha

Good: offer Trump money to resign. Ask him how much he wants, and then renege on the deal when he's out. You know, Trump stuff.

@xadam2dudex

4 жыл бұрын

Oh you want us to do a Trump on him ? That would be fitting ...change the locks on the White House after he's out the door

@alvarny77

4 жыл бұрын

Or just you know... challenge him to mortal kombat

@xadam2dudex

4 жыл бұрын

@@alvarny77 the game or real combat ?

@lefttheleft8934

4 жыл бұрын

@jason9022 it's Jason again who fucking troll even trolling on this board on no I'm sorry the way I understand it's Bill Uncle Bill's got first dibs on Epstein's Island

@lefttheleft8934

4 жыл бұрын

@jason9022 is that how your mom got rid of you or did you just fucking move oh my God you're so fucking stupid I got a laugh

Bill is definitely on the ball .love listening to him.

@LucaJacobson8168

Жыл бұрын

This VIDEO is 3+ years OLD, and a mainstream JOKESTER, but how does he THINK or FEEL "NOW". Bill has certainly CHANGED his TONE and TUNE since "DEM". So has the MAJORITY in this Country and even the WORLD.

This aged very well

"[Donald Trump] worried about corruption (in the Ukraine)? The only time he's worried about corruption is when he's not in on it!" Bill Maher, Oct. 18, 2019

@nightknight9415

4 жыл бұрын

Agolf Twittler only needs to locate the nearest reflective surface if he's looking for corruption.

@rocarlosdavis622

4 жыл бұрын

Whose line is it anyway???🤯

@pennyhollifield5055

4 жыл бұрын

Truer words have NEVER been spoken!

My 5 year old just gave me his piggy bank.

@blackedmirror5073

4 жыл бұрын

What do you tell your kid about Trump?

@pythonpete

4 жыл бұрын

I tell him that trump is like a kidney stone.....after much pain and a little blood...he's soon be gone !

@mickeyrosa7226

4 жыл бұрын

@pat Sullivan Shut the fuck up, sourpuss.

@pythonpete

4 жыл бұрын

Patty Sullivan You had to edit that ?....LOL

@dross2172

4 жыл бұрын

@pat Sullivan Why the hell is everything all about sex with you Trumptards? For Christ's sake, take up a hobby or play sports. You guys are way too obsessed with sex.

That was THE BEST joke on the toilet paper thing!!

I never post anything but you sir are my hero!!!!

I’ve ready w/ my $20. No joke, let’s do this!

This is the Bill Maher I like to see 🙂 Legend

@Goni983

4 жыл бұрын

I want a link to prickstarter after that performance lol on point with this episode

@Mercurie3

4 жыл бұрын

@Shade Bleu he does t love her he's just being nice

@g0679

4 жыл бұрын

Shade Bleu And Our President loves Sean Hannity, the Fox News version of a Rhodes Scholar.

@MegaJustGeorge

4 жыл бұрын

@@g0679 I never thought of Sean Hannity in that manner; personally, I believe that Sean Hannity is an eliminationist, i.e., murderer by proxy - he uses violent rhetoric to incite violence against the left. IMHO, Sean Hannity is evil; to use the terminology of the late, great Hunter S. Thompson, Sean Hannity is evil in a way that only those of us who believe in the physical reality of Satan can understand.

Whoa this hits different now

“Welcome to the death of reason”

“That wasn’t toiled paper on his shoe. It’s a price tag.”

@noididnt7972

4 жыл бұрын

Toilet paper = tRump photographs - wipe to develope.

@xYouthAttackx

4 жыл бұрын

That writer deserves a raise for that line alone. Brilliant line.

@stevenbuck07

4 жыл бұрын

@saetyr It's really the Trump supporters who keep dwelling on the 2016 election. 'Oh wow, we finally won something in our life'. Get over it. Actually, Trump has never in his whole life come by anything honestly. You can't undo an election, even a dishonest one. No body is trying to reverse anything, but we will work at preventing any future presidential con jobs. Say good-bye to your kind's only fan, for we shall never see the likes of him win again.

@HuginnandMuninnGaming23

4 жыл бұрын

Yes...it was a price tag that says he ain't worth a sh*t....lol

I would throw money too and I'm in Lebanon!

@xadam2dudex

4 жыл бұрын

Uh oh you better save your money and use it to stock up on provisions ...the plan of the neo-cons is to start with Iraq then Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and finishing off with Iran. The destruction of 7 countries in 5 years plan ...it has been delayed but they are working on Syria right now !!

@mickritchie1815

4 жыл бұрын

Roméo Lucibello 😂

@dolliscrawford280

4 жыл бұрын

@@xadam2dudex Hope that plan fails Bigley

@xadam2dudex

4 жыл бұрын

@@dolliscrawford280 Iran is the last domino in the plan

@pennyhollifield9431

4 жыл бұрын

Lucibello club - Thank you!! 😊🤗🤗

This is why I love Bill. He tells the truth and is hilarious at the same time.

Love love love everything you say! You're so right Bill Maher

Dude, I would totally contribute to this. When he resigns, we can indict him.

@Zeldarw104

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I got like $50 sitting around the, for a new coat, but I can wear the one from last, year, if we can get rid of this monster!! 🤨

"and that's just the ones with one name" 😂

@JohnLouisBishop84

4 жыл бұрын

And if you slow down that roll call at the end, you know there are several he missed. I recently watched an old "Politically Incorrect" episode that had Eddie Izzard, Grace Slick and Lea Thompson, and you can surely build from there.

One of the most brilliant things Mager has ever done on television. If this would have worked, America would be great again👌

I love Bill, he tells it as it is, brilliant

@LucaJacobson8168

Жыл бұрын

This VIDEO is 3+ years OLD, and a mainstream a JOKESTER, but how does he THINK or FEEL "NOW". Bill has certainly CHANGED his TONE and TUNE since "DEM".

Lmao!!! Damn this is harsh. Put me down for $1000.

@conniescher3359

4 жыл бұрын

Me too! It would be money well spent.

I’d donate to get Trump, Pence and McConnell out; and Pelosi in to fill in the remaining term.

@boomerlogic4861

4 жыл бұрын

Pelosi really replace a scumbag with a scumbag

@funkmonk5921

4 жыл бұрын

Steven Jackson yeah good luck with that.

I love being able to watch you anytime I want now without paying for HBO. Your show was the only thing I had it for, so THANK YOU.

Just saw this video. You called it about him not leaving peacefully after the losing the election. Well done

@debrushing

5 күн бұрын

Get rid of him

Can the rest of the world donate, or is this limited to Americans?

@ScootsMahgoots

4 жыл бұрын

Yes join us! Tell your friends!

@blackwidow4564

4 жыл бұрын

I dont have a million but I will give whatever I can spare. Tom Steyer, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates are you listening?

@JayAugustoSilva

4 жыл бұрын

Ill add at least another 100! Lol

@kalikalimai1

4 жыл бұрын

@pat Sullivan And you are just stupid?

@ghostessays1341

4 жыл бұрын

@MN Irwin Are you calling for foreign interference in our elections?

I'd happily chip in money for Trump to resign

@panpluto13

4 жыл бұрын

@Shade Bleu getting rid of trump will help with at least one of those problems.

@Mercurie3

4 жыл бұрын

@Shade Bleu how can we help them with Trump in the office

@thebuddhaofknowledgemichae2486

4 жыл бұрын

You want to lose do you. Keep Betting.

@quirkyquips9915

4 жыл бұрын

@Shade Bleu Like Dump does?

@TheBolt1992

4 жыл бұрын

Would you chip in money to a more useful cause?

I would SO have donated to have seen him resign!

Bill Mahar is seriously a stable genius 🥰

Trump’s resignation: that’s something Mexico would really pay for 😂

@web-angel

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sure.

@2126Eliza

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@Billylantigua

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@myriamickx7969

4 жыл бұрын

Not only Mexico !

@CompaDeArranke

4 жыл бұрын

F#@$ yes!

I'd pay money for him to leave too. I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually up for that.

@bernlin2000

4 жыл бұрын

Or we could just not vote for him...would have worked in 2016, too 👍

@yerout7168

4 жыл бұрын

He aint ever gonna leave the white house he will have to be forced out. Even after his 4 or 8 years in office because he knows he is untouchable in the oval office

@janzacharias3680

4 жыл бұрын

@American Patriot! except andrew yang, he *needs* to win

@aaronandelise

4 жыл бұрын

@@yerout7168 People said the same about Obama...yet here we are.

@yerout7168

4 жыл бұрын

@@aaronandelise people said what about Obama???

That was a magnificent prophecy which became true to every word......

Singers, Actors, Athletes Freaking Hate You. Epic & True. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That wasn't toilet paper on his shoe, that was a price tag!🤣 Truth!!!

@jacquesmbikila5346

4 жыл бұрын

🙊🤔🤔🤔Wow!!!😌😍😍😍😀😀😀😀😀😀😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍🙏👋👋👋

"The only time corruption bothers Donald Trump is when he's not in on it." Truer words were never spoken.

@yerout7168

4 жыл бұрын

Very good point on that one

@kdcm6690

4 жыл бұрын

That's a typical Democrat statement.

@couldbahappychic1217

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@monicanorman9176

4 жыл бұрын

@@kdcm6690 Red shoe wearing Bill and his "foundation"

@yerout7168

4 жыл бұрын

@@kdcm6690 you must be saying that you love trump

“I’m really rich!” “Any man who must say I am the king is no true king.”- Tywin Lannister

Very prophetic

“The only time corruption bothers donald trump is when he’s not in on it.” - Bill Maher So true.

@lauralishes1

4 жыл бұрын

That was the best line 🤣

@bulldawgirwin8384

4 жыл бұрын

@Tee Snacks But you just described what trump is doing. So is it bad or isnt it? You have to make up your mind. I don't think you'll find many people who disagree with you about corruption. The problem is Trump is doing it so blatant and obvious, that there is no way to make it go away. He made this bed, now he has to lie in it. You're obviously one of his supporters, it's not entirely your fault you got duped, but it doesn't help if you just keep going along with it.

@newbrust_in_peace5299

2 жыл бұрын

Lol kind of interesting how much better life was for almost everyone when this cute little clip came out🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@paulrodrigues5562

Жыл бұрын

Something specific you can reference?

@paulrodrigues5562

Жыл бұрын

@Alex Green yep, reference the top one.

THIS, I believe, is something Mexico would pay for

@ChristianTornholmLehn

4 жыл бұрын

13terapyn lol!! Right on! :)

@anybodywhoreadsthisisamoro7020

4 жыл бұрын

13terapyn Mexico is a failed narco state and illegal aliens and democrats are trying to turn America into Mexico.

@lulumatthewiosi179

4 жыл бұрын

@@anybodywhoreadsthisisamoro7020 "Mexico is a failed narco state and illegal aliens and democrats are trying to turn America into Mexico." Imagine how deluded one has to be to actually believe this. Under Obama more people were deported than under Trump. This myth peddled by all sides that the Democrats are more lax and humane in their immigration policies is a myth.

@phillyflyguy3590

4 жыл бұрын

@Tee Snacks find one democrat in office that has ever said what you just explained, I dare you.

@Dan210871

4 жыл бұрын

@@anybodywhoreadsthisisamoro7020 Who buys and consumes the drugs that fund Mexico as a failed narco state?

Watching this from Germany. Maher, for the first time. Brilliant stuff. Hilarious.

And here we are! You youcalled it, Bill! Lol You win baby!!

I'm retired on a fixed income, but will happily contribute what I can to rid my country of this national embarrassment.

Remember to allot some of those funds for Pence's resignation as well. He and Trump are different sides of the same untrustworthy coin.

@amandashaheen7479

4 жыл бұрын

But Pence probably wouldn't take the $ to resign (unfortunately). Mother would be disappointed in him if he did...😄

@Gottenhimfella

4 жыл бұрын

@@amandashaheen7479 Trump seems to be sending coded messages to Republican Senators that he would pull Pence down with him in an instant. If so, it seems that would concentrate their "minds" wonderfully, given that the third person in line for POTUS is .... Pelosi! Speaker of the House of Representatives is next in succession after the VP.

@ericragnar3069

3 жыл бұрын

Nicole P Pence isn’t too bad

@ZariaLuvs1D

3 жыл бұрын

I dislike pence even more than trump

OMG LMAO, Best New Rules Ever !!!!!

Lol, and you're right, he doesn't want to leave 🤣

@tracer740

3 жыл бұрын

He even incited a seditious insurrection in effort to keep his stand!

This is actually kind of a brilliant idea.

@zapkvr

4 жыл бұрын

I'm in

@margaretjones4682

4 жыл бұрын

I don't have a lot of money, but I'd be willing to donate as much as I could. No shit!

OK I don’t have $1 million BUT I guarantee you if every American that thinks he should be gone donates 100 bucks I definitely will promote that!!!!!!!!! Good job Bill Maher 😎

@jeromemaida4933

3 жыл бұрын

Loser.

@eduardojara6955

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeromemaida4933 what?

@michaeladams7406

2 жыл бұрын

I guarantee youTruimp Saw this episode.and his mind started racing..His whole life has been about the almighty buck and he could finally be the Billionaire he claims to be.The thing is he would blow it all away as he has never been a good businessman..

Your a legend a Bill Maher keep up the good work.

Two-thousand orangutans did not like the joke, either.

I'll chip in extra to also remove pence.

@DJames-qw8rk

4 жыл бұрын

Let's do a whole Trumpo crowd remover, and include something for all of the RePoopicans and deplorables. Pay them not to run and deplorable voters to stay home.

@claudiabwolfe2149

4 жыл бұрын

Good idea.. Pelosi would be next in line

@trumpisacreepoid554

4 жыл бұрын

Pence will be President. For one year.

@Anne--Marie

4 жыл бұрын

@@trumpisacreepoid554 Please don't think that! Who knows if he will burn us atheists at the stake. He's nuts!

I'll give a 100 bucks towards Prickstarter. And I am in Sweden.

@thebigh4752

4 жыл бұрын

@pat Sullivan Haha, 2016 called.

Bill was absolutely right about him not wanting to leave office. Anyone remember January 6th ?

@volourn9764

Жыл бұрын

you mean the day he left office?

@ideitbawxproductions1880

Жыл бұрын

@@volourn9764 only after giving a speech to a hostile mob?

@volourn9764

Жыл бұрын

@@ideitbawxproductions1880 mostly peaceful protestors

@dennisligma4958

9 ай бұрын

@@volourn9764 That should have never been there because it was all based on trumps lies.

@politicalpolit6409

5 ай бұрын

@@volourn9764 Ꮆㄖ 匚卄ㄖҜ乇 ㄖ几 ㄒ尺ㄩ爪卩'丂 ㄥㄖ丂乇尺 ㄖ尺卂几Ꮆ乇 爪丨匚尺ㄖ卩乇几丨丂 ㄚㄖㄩ ㄒ乇尺尺ㄖ尺丨丂ㄒ ㄥㄖᐯ乇尺!

I love you bill maher . I will donate even I am not American I am from ( Sudan )

Absolutely love it! His amorality is such that HE JUST MIGHT ACCEPT!

@RaneForrest

3 жыл бұрын

@Dudley Burleson That gobbledegook articulation suggests that while English is indeed your first language, you have some ways to go to be comfortable with it. Why not stick to simple declarative sentences?

This was the best segment I've seen on Real Time in a while. Funny!

Most of the Free World would 'pony-up' cash, and the Queen and the Pope would even offer troops to drag him out.

Happy Birthday to ME on this one! He won't admit defeat and he won't pay Guiliani! WOW!!! Bill you NAILED IT!!!

Two things he's never done: admit defeat and pay bills; Also: Two things he loves: money and him; Two things he hates: Eric and old wives.

@hoomanpolitics7925

4 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic.

@nightknight9415

4 жыл бұрын

The circus peanut only knows how to serve himself, the BS bone spurs just provided another excuse to avoid serving anyone else...ever.

@cynthiabrent6479

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Don Jr.

@rocarlosdavis622

4 жыл бұрын

Texans have Ex wives only everywhere and not even Russians are even one bit care🤫😍👽🙂

@quirkyquips9915

4 жыл бұрын

@@rocarlosdavis622 Are slep yoo walken translaht Googlen Pootin Texas club wives ex cares? 😨

“Admit defeat and pay your bill”. Damn! Savage because it’s true.

How prophetic........ He just lost and he ain't leaving!!!!!!

We need more of Bill Maher and less of political hacks.

I don't have a Million, but I'd gladly send a check for the cause. And of course VOTE,

@doggknott

4 жыл бұрын

Vote for a master? Sorry I'm free and need no puppet telling me anything

@Tryo707

4 жыл бұрын

@@doggknott Keep telling yourself that. I suppose you don't like roads or electricity also. Ah the petulance of ignorance.

@franklyanogre00000

4 жыл бұрын

@@doggknott Be free, little bird, but don't you lay your head to rest on land.

I'd chip in and I wouldn't be the only German to do so.

@melw2389

4 жыл бұрын

Wir haben genug Sachen hier in Deutschland, die Spenden brauchen.

@Ottts22

4 жыл бұрын

guess so, if I´d had money to spare, I´d also chip in

Bill wasn’t wrong!! Listening in 2021

This has got to be the BEST show Bill has ever done!!! and it's 2022

And the billions around the world who can't stand him either

@lefttheleft8934

4 жыл бұрын

And the billions around the world that love them what's your point your haters

@zapkvr

4 жыл бұрын

@@lefttheleft8934 whut?

@JAppJohnAndrewPatrickPeters

4 жыл бұрын

@@lefttheleft8934 uh oh we have a fuckstain snowflake in here...lol ..you crying little boy?

@catherinekittykat

4 жыл бұрын

Lol! Perfect point!

@iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193

4 жыл бұрын

LEFT THE LEFT ok who let the puppets use the keyboard again? They never make sense. I don’t think he has any clue what this comment even meant, as simple as it is.

Cue Trump suing Mahr again, only for a judge to laugh and say “are you kidding me?”

@MegaJustGeorge

4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more, my friend!

Bill won this bet

This really aged well.

Two years ago, I bet a friend from Los Angeles $100 that Trump wouldn't finish his term. I'll put up that hundred quite happily, even if I'm from Romania.

Wish I could give this a billion likes!

Bill, you are a comic genius.....truly brilliant!

Bill Maher won!

Finally, something everyone can get behind, count me in.

Yes, but remember Kipling's words: "if once you have paid him the Dane-geld, you never get rid of the Dane". Trump is infamous for not keeping his word. He'd take the money and stay.

@flinx

4 жыл бұрын

That's what escrow is for. A third party receives and disbursed money in accordance with the terms of an agreement being fulfilled.

@kalikalimai1

4 жыл бұрын

He can be physically removed. I'm guessing this is what will happen.

@JoeyFiveandDimes

4 жыл бұрын

I have a cheaper solution, maybe more than one. Mercenaries . 'Special' cans of Diet Coke .

@deborahlinton2714

4 жыл бұрын

I never thought of that - scary!

@GECKman88

4 жыл бұрын

Mr Kipling? The baker of fine sweet goods? :p

Dude he called it

I hear you. From South Carolina

I feel bad for the poor intern that had to compile a list of every single celebrity.

@DJ-px1ds

4 жыл бұрын

It's everyone except Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

@keepdancingmaria

4 жыл бұрын

Kanye West Stephen Baldwin

Crazy thing is you could raise a billion in a week for him to leave.

@ralphieandthemamacat8383

4 жыл бұрын

PROVE IT!!! YOUR DEMS DONATION NIMBERS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT SAY DIFFERENT. YOUR ALL GOING TO BE PISSING CRYING AND SCREAMING COME 2020 AND ALL THE SHIT ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT TRUMP AND HIS SUPPORTERS IS GOING TO BACK FIRE AND ILL BET ON THAT! WHY DONT YOU ALL BET HE WILL LOSE PUT YPUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS

@dolliscrawford280

4 жыл бұрын

It would be the first time he would be a real billionaire 😏

@stevepettersen3283

4 жыл бұрын

Of course, he probably wouldn't pay income tax on it.

@pennyhollifield9431

4 жыл бұрын

@@ralphieandthemamacat8383 Quit your screaming, asshat!

@raymondodonohoe6070

4 жыл бұрын

I think that you could raise ten billion in a week for him to leave.

One of Bill's funniest bits ever! I love it.

And his favoured currency on that price tag? Rubles.