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Real Time with Bill Maher New rules

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  • @PetarStamenkovic
    @PetarStamenkovic10 жыл бұрын

    Bill has been on fire lately. Spot on.

  • @mickeyamf

    @mickeyamf

    5 жыл бұрын

    Is that a medical condition? Is it like chicken pox but with fire spots

  • @MartyBrandon
    @MartyBrandon10 жыл бұрын

    Wow! That's hard-hitting. Well-said Bill.

  • @peacenow4913

    @peacenow4913

    5 жыл бұрын

    You should run for president!

  • @mickeyamf

    @mickeyamf

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@peacenow4913 no u

  • @stevie68a
    @stevie68a10 жыл бұрын

    Bill Maher for president in 2016!

  • @LRF49

    @LRF49

    10 жыл бұрын

    pffft!! If Maher were to become president, we would no longer be a world power and America would become poorer.

  • @GuiR3X

    @GuiR3X

    10 жыл бұрын

    LRF49 errr you ARE becoming poorer (the rtop 1% asside), and your world power is shrinking, if the chinese don't buy your bonds for an hour you re bankrupt.

  • @LRF49

    @LRF49

    10 жыл бұрын

    IT ain't shrinking. It is at a stand still, since Obama is in office and is too timid to wield the power. Regardless, China will continue buying our bonds. If they don't, then China's economy would collapse because their economy is based on manufacturing goods for America. So if America goes bankrupt, so will China. Chinese politicians know this is true. In fact, read the Economist. That mag has said time and time again.

  • @Arsenal4Ever2019

    @Arsenal4Ever2019

    10 жыл бұрын

    You know that he is not writing a word of what he is saying. It is a group of smart low-paid writers doing that and he is taking all the credit.

  • @Fumas12

    @Fumas12

    10 жыл бұрын

    Sediq Bezhan Bullshit. Look up Bills old standups and routines. You will see that his stance on religion is nobodies but his own. I doubt a man like him with those smarts and wit needs writers for this kind of stuff. It's all just common sense, but he is one of the few who have the guts to say it out loud.

  • @SalItzMed
    @SalItzMed10 жыл бұрын

    That joke about 12 million Mexicans coming over in 3 cars is sooo true. I'm Mexican , so I cn say that :P

  • @donprincoify
    @donprincoify9 жыл бұрын

    This was one of the best monologues.

  • @Davidlp70
    @Davidlp7010 жыл бұрын

    Well said Bill

  • @WoundedEgo
    @WoundedEgo10 жыл бұрын

    This was one of Bill's particularly insightful pieces. Well played Mr. Maher!

  • @johndanielson3777
    @johndanielson37775 жыл бұрын

    Eisenhower literally warned us about this!!!

  • @paulod27
    @paulod279 жыл бұрын

    Everything Bill Maher said here is hilarious, but also the truth. America is so dumb!

  • @GmailUnited

    @GmailUnited

    9 жыл бұрын

    Russia's brand. not like it ever was

  • @angeleyesgreen1586

    @angeleyesgreen1586

    7 жыл бұрын

    no hassle wow, really? there are many different kinds of people in many different countries. human's are unique people with our own thoughts, feelings, and experiences. disagreeing with a point of view does not make the other person bad or wrong or stupid. best example of not thinking alike: the US presidential election results. the common man voted for Clinton, while trump was handed the presidency by elected officials.

  • @comrademartinofrappuccino

    @comrademartinofrappuccino

    7 жыл бұрын

    this proves the point . americans believe that presidents give a dam about its citizends but it is the exact opposite

  • @jameswayton2340

    @jameswayton2340

    7 жыл бұрын

    Martijn, 50 % van alle leiders in de wereld geven sowieso geen fuck denk ik :l.

  • @Theproclaimed

    @Theproclaimed

    5 жыл бұрын

    no hassle Hillary is the shoplifter and trump is the rapist, how is Hillary worst?

  • @ulfedlund884
    @ulfedlund8844 жыл бұрын

    - Thanx Bill ... !

  • @trevorford4333
    @trevorford433310 жыл бұрын

    I am so glad I am a Canadian.

  • @thuzan117

    @thuzan117

    10 жыл бұрын

    have fun with your crack smoking mayor ZING!

  • @trevorford4333

    @trevorford4333

    10 жыл бұрын

    thuzan117 Ouch! I deserve that. That guy is quite the embarrassment . I don't live in Toronto & wouldn't have voted for him if I did, he's a moron.

  • @Neosaigo

    @Neosaigo

    10 жыл бұрын

    My question is really whether he is capable or not. I would take a capable crack smoker over incompetent square any day. If he is also not a capable person then well I hope Toronto get rid of him, even though it is really none of my business.

  • @andrina118

    @andrina118

    10 жыл бұрын

    Neosaigo I like a pipe as much as the next man but I wouldn't trust anyone's judgement after a 5 day binge.....

  • @MAnnaconduit1

    @MAnnaconduit1

    10 жыл бұрын

    Neosaigo Yeah but anyone whose met an actual crack head would know they can't lead or do crap all, in fact the only thing they ever want is more crack and will do anything (and I mean anything to get it), not too mention the fact that he lied to the people about smoking the crack, until he couldn't lie anymore and then managed to lie again by saying he did crack because he is a heavy drinker, then says he is neither addicted to alcohol or crack, and still supports his laws of zero tolerance on drugs etc. And finally he now threatens to sue anyone who spoke/speaks out against him, the man is oblivious to reality, oblivious to hypocrisy and in my opinion is a pompous jack off, I wouldn't trust him to lead a parade without snorting some blow and blaming it hunger pains.

  • @PlaceStillMatters
    @PlaceStillMatters4 жыл бұрын

    I love it when Cornel West is on the desk. He’s a funny dude.

  • @browndogz
    @browndogz10 жыл бұрын

    Tell it like it is, Bill!!!

  • @proudunapologeticliberal2026
    @proudunapologeticliberal20267 жыл бұрын

    bill maher for president !!!

  • @KarenDian1
    @KarenDian111 жыл бұрын

    Bill has the pulse on the Republican Party!

  • @Pat121V
    @Pat121V10 жыл бұрын

    Irish relatives hahaha. That bit got me.

  • @SlyDessertFox
    @SlyDessertFox11 жыл бұрын

    Wonderful source.

  • @SensiStarToaster
    @SensiStarToaster10 жыл бұрын

    "...as Sarah Palin had to do with mapping the human genome." cant stop laughing...

  • @KarenDian1
    @KarenDian111 жыл бұрын

    Way to go Bill! Just like the Senator, you interviewed on Religulous, you don't have to have a high I.Q. to run for office!

  • @adva501
    @adva50111 жыл бұрын

    Bravo bill

  • @franciscojvaqueirobattagli5512
    @franciscojvaqueirobattagli55129 жыл бұрын

    I'm Mexican, and I find this hilarious.

  • @dandaintac388
    @dandaintac38811 жыл бұрын

    Martin--the overall record is clear. You can point out little ups and downs along the way, but under Roosevelt's administration, the economy grew and recovered from the worst economic disaster ever. It's easy to be an armchair quarterback in the future, when you're not the one who has to deal with the mess. One thing Roosevelt did not have to contend with to the extent Obama has--a Republican opposition taking the position of absolute opposition and filibuster on everything. Thanks.

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove10 жыл бұрын

    Always love it when Cornel West is on. He's the man.

  • @namatalbakoun9655
    @namatalbakoun96557 жыл бұрын

    I love you Bob really I love you

  • @louielouie22
    @louielouie226 жыл бұрын

    Tell em Bill!! We're in a perpetual state of war, and the funny part is we're going to die for people we hate and don't want here!! Hahahahahahahaa

  • @anahit5380
    @anahit53804 жыл бұрын

    I alqays appreciate Bill's explanations

  • @frankyoung7497
    @frankyoung749710 жыл бұрын

    Eugene Debs, Joe Hill, John Reed, Paul Robeson and now Bill Maher my favourite Americans

  • @robertberger3475
    @robertberger347510 жыл бұрын

    "The war hay on Jorge !" ROFLOL !!!!!

  • @mieliav
    @mieliav9 жыл бұрын

    mr maher telling it straight.

  • @01denese
    @01denese10 жыл бұрын

    So true. This episode is still relevant to this day.

  • @samuelvasquez9170
    @samuelvasquez91709 жыл бұрын

    War the action of low man:Low in morality , low in humanity and low in all good values

  • @samuelvasquez9170

    @samuelvasquez9170

    8 жыл бұрын

    lol someone is mad cant handle the truth

  • @asneakychicken322

    @asneakychicken322

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Samuel Vasquez lol, I understand what you're getting at, but what you said is just false, wars are cause by many geo-political reasons and go back to the dawn of civilisation, and humans hardly have a monopoly on violence

  • @monarchtherapsidsinostran9125

    @monarchtherapsidsinostran9125

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Samuel Vasquez ummm wars are fought with young boys, for old men. anon. i might have messed up that quote. sooooo humans aren't really at much fault.. it's the dumbass leaders who are mainly driven by really bad reasons to fight.. or to kick the ass of the bad leader who attacked someone else. basically. that's a very simplified version.

  • @autumnsummers6599
    @autumnsummers65997 жыл бұрын

    I am inlove with Bill Maher

  • @anywaythewindblows8912

    @anywaythewindblows8912

    5 жыл бұрын

    Autumn Summers same. I really want to meet him just to talk. not about politics, just regular things

  • @humanbeing2581
    @humanbeing25817 жыл бұрын

    A war to end all wars? Doesn't that mean whoever is victorious will be left with a bunch of weapons and wondering who they can fire them at?

  • @jewelreed4013
    @jewelreed40138 жыл бұрын

    You rock!

  • @megagrey
    @megagrey11 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Bill Maher no home. Noooooo, noooooo...I stay.

  • @akaj2013
    @akaj201311 жыл бұрын

    Always about the military and money.

  • @IlGreven
    @IlGreven11 жыл бұрын

    One day our generation is gonna rule the population, so we'll keep on waiting (waiting!) waiting on the world to change. Yes, that is John Mayer making a point.

  • @deetjay1
    @deetjay111 жыл бұрын

    No harm...no foul...no shit!

  • @emsleywyatt3400
    @emsleywyatt34005 жыл бұрын

    I'm not sure Sarah Palin even has a human genome.

  • @larapalma3744

    @larapalma3744

    5 жыл бұрын

    Maybe algae

  • @WhiteCamry
    @WhiteCamry11 жыл бұрын

    He gets through to more people this way.

  • @rmw.4079
    @rmw.40798 жыл бұрын

    very true

  • @sheltondk43
    @sheltondk4310 жыл бұрын

    Oh my goodness, I so agree.

  • @PeopleofHills
    @PeopleofHills11 жыл бұрын

    Damn that was one of the greatest rants of all times

  • @badwolf6356
    @badwolf635611 жыл бұрын

    It's not difficult to disagree with them, it's just difficult to get any semblance of reality through their thick skulls.

  • @deetjay1
    @deetjay111 жыл бұрын

    I'm not that ambitious, but it's a good start!

  • @yokie52
    @yokie5211 жыл бұрын

    It is hard to disagree with people when they believe they are cloaked in righteousness.

  • @gueswoosbak
    @gueswoosbak10 жыл бұрын

    Nailed it

  • @Neuromancerism
    @Neuromancerism10 жыл бұрын

    No. Theyd scream that 10 billions arent enough. You are right about the first part though.

  • @buzzwerd8093
    @buzzwerd809311 жыл бұрын

    Millions of millions otherwise known as Trillions on "defense". But be fair, there is a little for domestic spending. That's what pays for most of the sequester cuts.

  • @Dayglodaydreams
    @Dayglodaydreams5 жыл бұрын

    Who writes the titles?! Fence and Sensibility?! That is killer!!!

  • @BigstickNick
    @BigstickNick5 жыл бұрын

    Except for protecting our borders is actually important.

  • @Cxaxakluth
    @Cxaxakluth10 жыл бұрын

    You're so enlightened. *face-palm*

  • @37Dionysos
    @37Dionysos9 жыл бұрын

    The Pentagon----world's largest patriotic leech.

  • @dogbert102010
    @dogbert10201011 жыл бұрын

    bill run for gov of cali pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

  • @thesavagejews8774
    @thesavagejews87746 жыл бұрын

    I hate that wall

  • @Insanekid95
    @Insanekid9511 жыл бұрын

    "A surge of blood to the penises of defense contractors" LMFAO!

  • @DawnOfTheDead991
    @DawnOfTheDead99111 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget the millions of mortgage loans to a certain minority forced by law, that were way too high for their low incomes and lower inclination to pay

  • @purdudan
    @purdudan11 жыл бұрын

    It is harder when they think they talk to righteousness himself.

  • @karllieck9064
    @karllieck90645 жыл бұрын

    Mexico has to get it's act together and start taking care of their people. Invest in their citizens. As far as the Central Americans, Mexico should give them sanctuary. Their Catholic churches can take them in and care for them. Has anyone held Mexico and their government accountable for what has been happening to their people for decades? Why is it the U.S. problem to take care of illegal aliens? This is Mexico's problem to solve, not ours.

  • @420gma
    @420gma11 жыл бұрын

    Very true bill !! I mean what would America become if it wasn't at war ?!

  • @MaJieMao
    @MaJieMao11 жыл бұрын

    Frankly our military should be coming back and defending our borders instead of playing wargames at a base in Georgia. But we need to bring the 12 million here into our tax roles now.

  • @s9z9s
    @s9z9s11 жыл бұрын

    Free minds? Like the two thirds of non-HS graduates who voted for BO last year, or the 51% of college graduates who went for Romney?

  • @josephberam117
    @josephberam1176 жыл бұрын

    You forgot to mention if it was a necessary War bill. I would say if we're being invaded you're right it is a war and we need to defend our border

  • @johnbaker8079
    @johnbaker80796 жыл бұрын

    MAHER 2020

  • @phildirt3
    @phildirt35 жыл бұрын

    I enjoy cornell west laughing at bills stuff.

  • @MysteriousMrX
    @MysteriousMrX11 жыл бұрын

    can't forget chick-fil-a

  • @LuisLEONFC73
    @LuisLEONFC7311 жыл бұрын

    Common sense, logic, is something that americans badly need now more than ever.

  • @dannyfrog
    @dannyfrog11 жыл бұрын

    I don't agree with Bill on the whole Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman ordeal. But he always points out the facts and pisses the GOP off on a regular basis.

  • @jezcoates
    @jezcoates5 жыл бұрын

    Fast forward five years ... this video could be five minutes old, and it’s current commentary.

  • @Neuromancerism
    @Neuromancerism10 жыл бұрын

    Oh, fractions of a percentage can be a huge difference. BUT the differences within the "races" is bigger than between them.

  • @therrydicule
    @therrydicule11 жыл бұрын

    According to the DHS, 11.5 million undocumented... But the DHS "might" had advantages to downplay the number. The higher figure used by the government is about 18 million. On 300 million plus, and given the state of your bureaucracy, that's not a big deal.

  • @joedaddy4714
    @joedaddy47147 жыл бұрын

    The War- hey on Jorge!

  • @CrystalsandCandles
    @CrystalsandCandles10 жыл бұрын

    Here's a thought for everybody to ponder. Maher's point about us about to be "war free" is an interesting one but when have we ever been without a war regardless of which political affiliation was in control. Perhaps it's possible this "border surge" has deeper implications. 20,000 more government enforcers... the NSA delving deeper into EVERYBODY'S business... Maybe the fence is not to keep them out but to keep us in. Extrapolate and consider.

  • @badwolf6356
    @badwolf635611 жыл бұрын

    Switzerland may not be the best example for limited defense spending. They haven't been to war in 600 years and they stay out of international politics as much as possible but they are armed to the teeth and they have compulsory military service for all male citizens. Who then have to keep their weapons after their service just in case they need to form a guerrilla force in case of invasion. Not even Senator McCain would advocate for a similar program in the US.

  • @dandaintac388
    @dandaintac38811 жыл бұрын

    First of all, NY and CA have great wealth disparity because of issues such as the price of real estate in Manhattan, and the high quality of life in coastal cities attracts the wealthy. It has nothing to do with liberal vs. conservative politics. Believe it or not, not everything is a function of politics.

  • @SlyDessertFox
    @SlyDessertFox11 жыл бұрын

    Ah, another fan of the Big Bang theory. I agree completely lol.

  • @s9z9s
    @s9z9s11 жыл бұрын

    Or that the federal government concentrates the subsidized housing in certain neighborhoods to create enclaves of dependency and voting blocs, forcing the middle class to leave the big cities for the suburbs when the quality of the neighborhoods deteriorates? And yes, politics has to do with all of this. If the Sun Belt is only growing because of the weather, then why is this the first census in which Kalifornia didn't gain any congressional seats on account of population stagnation? The taxes..

  • @Newvamp
    @Newvamp11 жыл бұрын

    Canada

  • @RealEnerjak
    @RealEnerjak10 жыл бұрын

    His side doesn't even get a real person, they just make up a person and claim he knows the truth.

  • @PaulXavier4444
    @PaulXavier444411 жыл бұрын

    Bill taking the GOP to school with FACTS once again lol

  • @Dayglodaydreams
    @Dayglodaydreams5 жыл бұрын

    When did he have Dr. Cornell West on?!

  • @Javier-kb3gk
    @Javier-kb3gk11 жыл бұрын

    Why isn't Bill Maher a politician?!?!

  • @jamesbasler9413
    @jamesbasler941310 жыл бұрын

    I don't agree with everything Bill says,but he's one funny fucker!!! :-)

  • @ProfessionalBob
    @ProfessionalBob10 жыл бұрын

    Look at the border between Haiti and the Dominican Republic

  • @s9z9s
    @s9z9s11 жыл бұрын

    Noo York and Kalifornia are two of the states with the greatest wealth disparity in the country. Also, the US spends more money on education than ANY other country on earth. If greater education spending is the answer, then why don't we have the greatest schools on earth? Is it because it all ends up with the teachers unions and bureaucrats? Also, why hasn't the equality in Cuba and North Korea generated all that wealth?

  • @dddux
    @dddux5 жыл бұрын

    But there's no war on poverty. Ever. ;)

  • @1112viggo
    @1112viggo10 жыл бұрын

    you drop it:P

  • @deetjay1
    @deetjay111 жыл бұрын

    That's why we keep "NASA" in the budget...After a fruitless search for intelligent life on Earth...we actually have a means for looking for it "out there"...

  • @keesdevries9484
    @keesdevries948411 жыл бұрын

    Would that be American democracy? On behalf of all non-USA people I say: no, thank you.

  • @LuisLEONFC73
    @LuisLEONFC7311 жыл бұрын

    The figure is actually much higher than 12 million. Come on, 315 million and you still think on the 12 million figure?

  • @themonkeyboyz1950
    @themonkeyboyz195011 жыл бұрын

    thanks for the invitation, but i'll have to ride out the apocalypse here.

  • @MrCentauro33
    @MrCentauro3311 жыл бұрын

    Free mind is thinking for yourself. Plus the rich were the ones supportting Romney. When was the last time you knew a rich kid struggling to get an education?... It's very easy when you are middleclass and up to sit back, play quaterback and judge others!

  • @abhks91
    @abhks91 Жыл бұрын

    The continent will tip over 😂😂

  • @milascave2
    @milascave29 жыл бұрын

    Military Keynesianism is how our nation is run. Keynes was the econonomist behind Rosevelt's New Deal. He said that it is good for governments to inject money into the economy during bad times. Conservatives supposedly don't believe this. But it happens constantly, mostly via the military. The government gives huge amounts of money on the military and to defence contractors and etc. They go out and spend it, and that's how our economy stays afloat. It seems like we might consider using that money to build and maintain things here, instead of blowing stuff up (and sometimes rebuilding it) in other places. But that would make us tax and spend liberals, so---.

  • @damian.gamlath
    @damian.gamlath7 жыл бұрын

    Goodbye America ;-(

  • @farhadart
    @farhadart11 жыл бұрын

    You think by spending you can stay in power and control. Spending not your own MONY, The Peoples $.

  • @LuisLEONFC73
    @LuisLEONFC7311 жыл бұрын

    I don't know about percentage but there are definitely more than 12 million people. I'd say about 22 million.

  • @CptApplestrudl
    @CptApplestrudl10 жыл бұрын

    I hear him criticizing the reps, but how much different is Obama really ?

  • @keveydaking
    @keveydaking11 жыл бұрын

    Id a third party had enough popularity they would have appeared by now. Most people are either democrat or republican

  • @theforestero
    @theforestero11 жыл бұрын

    Yes, bill, all good, so, when does holywood have some more top billed mexican movie actors and directers? AND producers? allah knows we'd like to see some films made by new owners(stock holders) of hollywood.

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